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File: 411522b0dcf85cf⋯.jpg (13.68 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 19234237.jpg)

2c11bf  No.15494420

GOOOOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY

And welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway?!

Unloading his BFG, Anon!

Unsheathing his nipponese katana, Anon!

Unpacking his can of whoop-ass, Anon!

And pulling out his body pillow, Anon!

I'm Drewanon, let's come on down and have some fun!

Yes, welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

That's right, the points are like a speedrun of Gone Home.

Now, for a little warm-up for the Anons, we're going to play a game called World's Worst.

What we do is everyone lines up in the World's Worst Thread to act out or describe the World's Worst something.

The first post to get a 7 decides what that something is.

38d58a  No.15494426

>>15494420

Worlds worst on screen DSP orgams


725d88  No.15494427

What the fuck is this

also I'm confused


38d58a  No.15494429


70f841  No.15494437

>>15494427

Why don't you decide?


4316a2  No.15494438

>>15494427

That's a good one.


2c11bf  No.15494443

File: e5d598a280d3a74⋯.jpg (13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 10394982.jpg)

>>15494427

Looks like our category is "World's Worst Newfag."

Take it away, Anons!


38d58a  No.15494447


f0bed5  No.15494450

File: 2032c77e1fffa8a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 306.11 KB, 747x1506, 249:502, 2032c77e1fffa8ac40a7de5b07….jpg)

>>15494443

Skyrim is a good game.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.


725d88  No.15494451

>>15494443

f-fuck you, I just never clicked on these threads is all. Leave me alone


10b9ad  No.15494452

>>15494443

WHOA, NICE ID!!!!

CHECK'EM

:)


4316a2  No.15494460

File: 9a2a395399c5f71⋯.jpg (471.16 KB, 600x800, 3:4, whisper.jpg)

>>15494443

I got banned from 4chan so now I'm here until it expires


40fe1d  No.15494461

>>15494443

What's "12 game overs" supposed to mean?


70f841  No.15494464

>>15494443

Hey guys how do I post a reaction image, this isn't easy like it is on Reddit.


38d58a  No.15494470

@15494443

Can I save that picture? OwO

ACWW-1804-5009-9175

If a fanboy thinks that Xbox 360 > PS3, you can either ignore them or just punch him/her in the face.


6a990e  No.15494474

>>15494443

I am looking forward to Devil May Cry 5 and will give Capcom money.


c50603  No.15494475

>>15494443

Why are you guys so hard on Todd, he made Morrowind, right? He isn't all bad, is he?


eb8763  No.15494477

>>15494443

Woah guys, why the racism?

>>pol

Come to my discord where we actually discuss video games like The Last of Us.


4a33fb  No.15494481

File: 40c2f9523210491⋯.jpg (82.75 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 0648 - KatfiwS.jpg)

>>15494443

Go back to reddit you attention seeking cuck


70f841  No.15494487

>>15494481

He said act like a newfag not act like a cuckchanner.


4316a2  No.15494489

>>15494477

/V/ is pol


f0bed5  No.15494491

File: 0e6f3cadae710ad⋯.jpg (90.7 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 0e6f3cadae710ad431f33bfc82….jpg)

>>15494443

Calling people faggots is 2018? Wow, so edgy.

I bet you're an ironic racist, too. Newsflash, there's nothing cool about being a bigot. Educate yourself.

Also, what's with all the loser pedophiles jerking off to young anime girls? Just get a real woman like I did. Here's a picture of her.


46ce93  No.15494493

>>15494443

Not vidya


861c41  No.15494495

>>15494443

WE NEED TO BAN ALL CUCKCHANNERS AND REDDITORS, AND ALL VPNS AND PROXIES TOO! FUCK TORFAGS!

==AND THIS THREAD IS NOT VIDEO GAMES SO FUCK YOU TOO=


7206da  No.15494504

>>15494443

"What the fuck is this thread? Where are the video games? Saged, reported, and filtered."


861c41  No.15494509

>>15494450

We will never be able to go past that age when people started to hate skyrim but its still comfy to return to it.


e1064e  No.15494512

>>15494443

I've just masturbated to gay porn for the first time in my life


861c41  No.15494524

>>15494512

I am sure it wasn't the first. Traps and futa are gay porn too.


f0bed5  No.15494535

File: 999f7d2807c5b20⋯.png (35.65 KB, 772x1114, 386:557, 999f7d2807c5b202d2d075c058….png)

>>15494524

But /V\ has always been /cuteboys|


2c11bf  No.15494549

File: 8cff7ba4cb9ce11⋯.gif (989.27 KB, 225x168, 75:56, 8248292.gif)

>>15494447

>>15494450

>>15494451 (it's just a rib, Anon. Stick around and join the fun)

>>15494452

>>15494461

>>15494464

>>15494470

>>15494474

>>15494475

>>15494477

>>15494481

>>15494491

>>15494493

>>15494495

>>15494504

>>15494512

That was a great round of World's Worst, fantastic job, Anons.

Now we'll move on to everybody's favorite game: Scenes from a Hat!

So, what we do is we collect ideas for our Anons to act out.

The good ones we put in a nifty hat, the bad ones we feed to Hambeast #184.

I'll read the suggestions one by one and our Anons will act them out, starting with:

If Final Fantasy was made by Bethesda.


b251ca  No.15494558

>>15494443

Double spacing.

Double spacing.

Double spacing.


f0bed5  No.15494561

>>15494549

You see that hallway? You can go down it!


b251ca  No.15494565

>>15494549

See that hallway in the distance? There's infinite of them.


10b9ad  No.15494569

>>15494549

>Loading Disc 1 of 9….

<Bricks the whole system

It just works.


5dfcb6  No.15494571

File: ee7a214bcbaf6f0⋯.jpg (178.39 KB, 670x1164, 335:582, rural_gymnastics_by_yuni-d….jpg)

File: d69e42889042da3⋯.jpg (85.79 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, david_and_billy_as_elves_b….jpg)

File: 2a585e2d72bf834⋯.jpg (248.64 KB, 935x999, 935:999, 128384da735c5fb60c396ce074….jpg)

File: 845ddb1e68e4468⋯.jpg (59.75 KB, 670x1191, 670:1191, lucien_by_yuni_from_double….jpg)


70f841  No.15494572

>>15494549

YOU SEE THAT FINAL BOSS, YOU CAN PAY 9.99 TO FIGHT HIM FOR 12 HOURS


7206da  No.15494579

>>15494549

See that Choboco? You can ride it.


38d58a  No.15494580

File: 844d29a9aaf9886⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 39a78557cca2f62⋯.png (2.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


4316a2  No.15494587

>>15494549

>Golden Choboco Armor, $3,99!


46ce93  No.15494594

>>15494549

>Alright guys I've made a mod to fix the bug that makes you fall through the floor if whenever you attack certain videogames and it's available in the Bethesda Store for only 1.99 Bethesda bucks! It's a real bargain!


e1064e  No.15494599

>>15494549

>Jeff i can't belive we fit turn based combat on that engine!

>well we made morrowind once…


2c11bf  No.15494613

File: 7c66e1c730754ed⋯.jpg (100.7 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1984873.jpg)


38d58a  No.15494616

>>15494613

A Power up that makes Samus a man


a7c91e  No.15494619

>>15494613

fire missiles


b251ca  No.15494620

>>15494613

A suit that prevent any weapons/items from being lost at the beginning of the next game


7206da  No.15494623

>>15494613

Getting to make Mother Brain an actual mother


10b9ad  No.15494625

>>15494613

Have a Rogue Space Pirate be Samus's distant cousin.


5c1dcd  No.15494628

>>15494443

Hello everyone

I love video games

Especially Fortnite, and with those so random dance moves am I rite

What's your Xbox tag so we all can play fortnite together


4316a2  No.15494631

>>15494613

More tubes


70f841  No.15494634

>>15494613

Ridley rapes Samus.


5c1dcd  No.15494637

>>15494613

Its Zero suit samus, but even more Zero


3f2034  No.15494638

>>15494613

Being able to curl up with samus in her morph ball.


5c1dcd  No.15494639

>>15494634

He's too big


e2e2f8  No.15494648

>>15494613

Metroids that suck milk instead of life force Samus loves them


46ce93  No.15494649

A Power up that turns Samus into Brianna Wu

>>15494616

Goddammit


70f841  No.15494651

>>15494639

For her.


5c1dcd  No.15494653

>>15494613

Samus Aryan


5c1dcd  No.15494659

>>15494651

Was getting raped a part of her plan


2fdc83  No.15494672

>>15494613

ALL THE GOOD ONES


2c11bf  No.15494679

File: 5aebd5edd6b808c⋯.jpg (35.98 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 1928482.jpg)


f32264  No.15494680

File: b1ef367b348f70a⋯.jpg (36.51 KB, 352x311, 352:311, sdsdsad.JPG)

>>15494613

A dating sim where you ultimately have to choose between Adam and Armstrong Fucking Houston


5c1dcd  No.15494683

>>15494679

I've got mushrooms of steel


9434ee  No.15494684

>>15494679

bing bing nukem


70f841  No.15494687

>>15494659

OF COURSH


2fdc83  No.15494688

>>15494679

Anons will just post bowsette now.


5c1dcd  No.15494692

>>15494679

I'm here to kick ass and shrooms and I'm all out if shrooms


f32264  No.15494696

File: 5470c02b8459bfc⋯.jpg (33.75 KB, 673x380, 673:380, yoshis_island_3ds__nombre_….jpg)

>>15494679

I'll rip my ass off and shit down your neck


7206da  No.15494698

>>15494679

"That damn Bowser bastard's gonna pay for stealing my princess."


b251ca  No.15494704

>>15494679

I'm sorry Mario, your poledancers and strippers are in another castle.


10b9ad  No.15494706

>>15494679

>What do you mean she is in another castle?

<Fine, this will do.


f32264  No.15494713

>>15494679

Son of a Peach!


6eae7b  No.15494721

>>15494679

>>15494684

*Bing Bing Bazinga


5c1dcd  No.15494724


46ce93  No.15494732

>>15494679

Eat spaghetti and die


2c11bf  No.15494757

File: bfbc59d29ae46db⋯.jpg (15.31 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 23iou43o4y42i.jpg)


4316a2  No.15494762

>>15494679

"I'm surrounded by turtles and walking brown mushrooms and there's an upset babe in my dungeon talking about how an Italian plumber is going to come save her. I've had worse hangovers."


2fdc83  No.15494764

>>15494757

everyone has left the server


7206da  No.15494767

>>15494757

DEWS VULT OwO


adfabb  No.15494768

File: d86d85b69c0a212⋯.jpg (22.69 KB, 400x532, 100:133, d86d85b69c0a212152f9ac81db….jpg)


7ee739  No.15494776


38d58a  No.15494782

>>15494757

>"XxXFurryCrusaderXxX has been kicked"


5c1dcd  No.15494785

>>15494757

oWo what's this, wanna yiff


4316a2  No.15494787

File: 53ce126d17875c7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 55.45 KB, 600x500, 6:5, flamethrower.jpg)

>>15494757

>"Hi! *waves paw* :3 Who here wants to Vult my Deus? xDD >:3"


10b9ad  No.15494788

>>15494757

D-Don't guys, I'll make sure I'll be your support or else it is gonna be a ruff game!


46ce93  No.15494791

File: 5ff65651b71097b⋯.jpg (175.88 KB, 520x678, 260:339, nervous laughter.jpg)

>>15494757

>"XxXFurryWarriorXxX has joined the server"

>"XxXFurryWizardXxX has joined the server"

>"XxXFurryRogueXxX has joined the server"

>"XxXFurryBardXxX has joined the server"


c52ba5  No.15494793

>>15494420

WORLD'S WORST THREAD


7ee739  No.15494794

>>15494757

hey dont make fun of me for not pushing the right buttons; its hard to do that while im wearing my fursuit!


f32264  No.15494803

>>15494757

>Invite sent to BullyHunter12


5c1dcd  No.15494821

>>15494793

You meant to reply to

>>15494443


b251ca  No.15494822

>>15494757

Everyone changes to the opposite team


3f2034  No.15494824

>>15494757

Lock them in the spawn room with props.


5c1dcd  No.15494826

>>15494757

DEUS YIFF

DEUS YIFF

DEUS YIFF

DEUS YIFF

DEUS YIFF


45f787  No.15494829

>>15494757

__XxXFurryCrusaderXxX__

Deaths by Player: 687


70f841  No.15494831

>>15494757

This animal is obviously a heretic, everyone votekick him.


2c11bf  No.15494841

File: e187608d8808b62⋯.gif (971.92 KB, 500x303, 500:303, 183842.gif)


6a990e  No.15494846

>>15494841

Dragon Quest 5 just got a lot shorter.


5c1dcd  No.15494854

>>15494841

>its DmC with all the fucks replaced with fugggg :DDDD


2fdc83  No.15494858

File: 450e6fe41c19679⋯.png (271.09 KB, 1562x1056, 71:48, anons_dick.png)

>>15494841

It's only a matter of time till he tries to fuck the enemies.


70f841  No.15494863

>>15494841

Anon tosses the super crown at Bowser, nothing else matters afterwards.


b251ca  No.15494866

>>15494841

Better hope it's in pixel art form otherwise the main character just got a whole load uglier.


45f787  No.15494870

>>15494841

Shadow would actually know what his past is without much hassle because he asked Sonic and his friends.


5c1dcd  No.15494871

>>15494841

>you hear about that upstart trainer tearing through the gyms

>I hear he's raping tonnes of Nidorinas and Drapions


2fdc83  No.15494879

>>15494871

Oh that's good.


70f841  No.15494883

>>15494871

Figuratively right? haha


4316a2  No.15494887

>>15494841

Main character has endless monologues about how the game is shit on every aspect. May also criticize you for dying.


7ee739  No.15494888

>>15494841

anon didn't amount to much, he is only a lowly peasant in the hamlet of draftfolded


7206da  No.15494904

>>15494841

Anon claims none of the girls at the end of a Zelda game. Just like Link!


5c1dcd  No.15494906

>>15494883

He keeps asking everyone "wud u a weedle"


5c1dcd  No.15494908

>>15494888

Checked


c0e1b4  No.15494910

>>15494841

Unlike most main characters, this one doesn't improve at all over the course of the game!


5c1dcd  No.15494913

>>15494841

>he says check them every time the digits in his damage match


f32264  No.15494914

>>15494841

>You are in an abandoned garage, the smell of old oil and petrified man sweat fills your nostrils as you get up from a surprisingly comfortable tire.

fuck car


2fdc83  No.15494916

>>15494910

So Guybrush Threepwood?


2c11bf  No.15494928

File: 5fe0ad907958e83⋯.jpg (170.24 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 19234742.jpg)


f32264  No.15494932

>>15494928

>girls voice

I've showed you mine, now show me yours


7ee739  No.15494934

>>15494928

WTB GF paying 2000g


7206da  No.15494936

>>15494928

>slurping noises


46ce93  No.15494941

>>15494928

LOUD MICSPAM FROM EVERY DIRECTION


2fdc83  No.15494942

>>15494928

We are recruiting for a terrorist cell. PST Muhammed Hussein for details.


f5165b  No.15494948

>>15494928

"ey fam gibs me ur gold an imma show ur gf a gud tiem tbh"


45f787  No.15494952

>>15494928

"Hit me up so we can yiff later babe."


5c1dcd  No.15494953

>>15494928

>I hear he's raping tonnes of Steel ore and bread loaves


70f841  No.15494959

>>15494928

WHY WON'T YOU TRADE WITH ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK ME IN THE FIRST PLACE


3f2034  No.15494961

>>15494928

"yea the girl was underage, what's your point?"


b251ca  No.15494963

>>15494928

"It's easy to find me again, my username here is the same one I use on reddit"


616efa  No.15494968

>>15494928

CHING CHONG NIP NONG BIP BONG WONG DONG


f32264  No.15494979

>>15494928

>dickshit: wtb rhino prime parts

>horsepussy: wts nikana prime bp 50 plat

>DrFapper: traps are gay

<DrFapper has been banned for 3 months

>k33p3r: I'm transitioning soon, can I have 100 plat as a goodbye gift?

>prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg: @k33p3r here you go, person! <3


4316a2  No.15494980

>>15494928

"Trade?"


f32264  No.15494985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5c1dcd  No.15494986

>>15494980

Tell me about Trade, why does it sustain the economy


70f841  No.15494995

>>15494986

Lotta loyalty for a hired economic social interaction.


7ee739  No.15495004

>>15494928

dude lol why would you spend 5000g on that thing when you could buy it for a buck at the cash shop


2c11bf  No.15495011

File: bd271d52e240fe9⋯.jpg (22.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 28421891.jpg)


b251ca  No.15495017

>>15495011

Waa, waga wa, zig za gobbit goo, waahaaaaa.


eb8763  No.15495018

>>15495011

Fuck first, sandwich later.


2fdc83  No.15495022

>>15495011

She was dead when I came back.


7ee739  No.15495023

>>15495011

the ride never ends


45f787  No.15495025

>>15495011

I can mod the Sims.


70f841  No.15495027

>>15495011

>Having a girlfriend


f32264  No.15495030

>>15495011

This is boring and it sucks, I'm outta here.


c0e1b4  No.15495031

>>15495011

She was getting on my nerves, so I put our child in the oven and I drowned her in the pool.


f5165b  No.15495034

>>15495011

The Sims keeps me company on long, lonely nights and mitigates the pain of existence.


d49510  No.15495035

>>15495011

The carpool will arrive in one hour.


7206da  No.15495037

>>15495011

I'm removing bathroom privileges..


4316a2  No.15495039

>>15495011

You can come out of the pool when I need you.


616efa  No.15495043

>>15495011

I have one


b251ca  No.15495046

>>15495017

Dammit, why did I waste a joke by going with a Simlish response.


f32264  No.15495052

File: 5e4de4fa2f98c14⋯.jpg (55.31 KB, 839x833, 839:833, 4b11c095859a286b1a1df2c705….jpg)

>>15495011

KEEP COOKING!

>>15495037

I like this one


5c1dcd  No.15495053

>>15495011

Time to turn on Kinkyworld


7d7104  No.15495069

File: 9c7c8f2b2e9f79e⋯.webm (5.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Todd_Howard_of_Bethesda_G….webm)

>>15494450

Todd was a good, passionate, smalltime game designer, but the corporate world hurt his soul.


b8a2d7  No.15495076

File: 0ed39e99fccc8df⋯.png (290.67 KB, 428x456, 107:114, 95% to hit.png)

>>15495011

I don't want the Sims. I don't have that longing feeling of that amazing feeling of getting cozy and playing it while under the blankets with a fireplace roaring in the middle of winter.


2c11bf  No.15495094

File: 93883967f5d276f⋯.jpg (36.9 KB, 600x492, 50:41, 28481242.jpg)


2fdc83  No.15495098

>>15495094

*spins for eternity*


f32264  No.15495101

File: 829bd8ea76128eb⋯.jpg (150.65 KB, 709x1024, 709:1024, pottery.jpg)

>>15495094

Time to watch the prequels again!


5c1dcd  No.15495104

>>15495069

It honestly seems that he wants to make a good game but corperate, Hines and the all round reality of making games fucks with him

Even though his games are shit he does seem like the nicest person in the entire industry and its actually sad how his works are fucked over

**Still not buying your game but I'd buy you a beer Todd*"


10b9ad  No.15495106

>>15495094

How the fuck did this fucker find me? I just wanted to sleep under a bridge.


7d7104  No.15495110

>>15495094

>>15495101

The local (((ceramic))) guild is the main financier for Ganon's ambition.


f5165b  No.15495118

>>15495094

Enter the Dark World, turn into a ball, and let some angry motherfucker kick you around all day.


5c1dcd  No.15495120

>>15495094

<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN

<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN

<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN

<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN

<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN


b8a2d7  No.15495122

File: 1a8821bb8bf1d62⋯.png (375.22 KB, 480x636, 40:53, chad knight.png)

>>15495094

>fucking hell I hate this job. why does nobody give a shit about that scary ass face in the sky? is it getting closer or so-

>HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LIVING TREE THING WEARING A LOINCLOTH TRYING TO ESCAPE THE TOWN?

>NO NO NO, FUCKO, YOU'RE STAYING HERE AND DYING WITH US IN YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT

>saved the day again :^)


616efa  No.15495128

>>15495094

god this music is driving me nuts


7206da  No.15495133

>>15495094

God damn it, time to replace the pots AGAIN


b251ca  No.15495135

>>15495094

Man, I can't wait to go home to my wife and child after my busy day of guarding the entrance to Death Mountain pass . . . which only one person has actually passed through. Then I can finally take off this Kenton Fox mask and give it to my son instead of wearing it all day.


45f787  No.15495138

>>15495094

Complaining about the policies of Hyrule Kingdom.


70f841  No.15495145

>>15495094

STOP BREAKING MY POTS YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT


7d7104  No.15495150

File: 4522d5987ceb3e9⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 320x240, 4:3, alien invasion alarm.webm)

>all these pot jokes

DUDE WEED LMAO


af3733  No.15495155

>>15495094

Staring blankly at walls and floors for hours until someone breaks in and steals all their possessions


2c11bf  No.15495160

File: ec2e17d595c4338⋯.jpg (9.56 KB, 265x215, 53:43, 82472842.jpg)


711883  No.15495166

>>15495160

Its Katamari but you roll the poo into a loo. PooLooMari.


5c1dcd  No.15495168

>>15495160

I've got Shits of steel


6a990e  No.15495172

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7d7104  No.15495181

>>15495160

Are you a bad enough dude call on The Hon'Able President of India as Head of State to ensure that India rises to the challenge of ending open defecation. As a citizen of India, I am proud of our country's rich and varied culture; we have a beautiful land. However, over 620 million people do not use a toilet and nearly as many accept this practice. The result is an unacceptable level of filth in our environment. This is why I have chosen to take a stand and raise my voice with that of many other young people. We want our sisters and brothers to survive, grow and develop as healthy individuals in a clean country. We urgently request your help. Together we can change India.

Think Hatred, but you brutalize street shitters.


2fdc83  No.15495182

>>15495160

Tech Support Simulator 2018


70f841  No.15495183

>>15495160

Real Time Poo Managining Simulator, you have to build toilets and stop the Indians from worshipping them so they can actually poo in the loo.


b8a2d7  No.15495184

File: 3f89b41f32c2536⋯.jpg (241.12 KB, 800x450, 16:9, johnny.jpg)

>>15495160

>Johnny Johnny yes papa: the video game


4a33fb  No.15495185

>>15495160

Super Pooper Scooper 2018

You play as Pajeet who has recently got his first summer job as the Municipal Pooper scooper. Collect cash at the end of your shift each day to earn poop scooping upgrades and new cleaning supplies.


616efa  No.15495186

>>15495160

Github Saga: Curse of the Toilet Witch


45f787  No.15495189

>>15495160

HOW MUCH POO CAN YOU EAT IN 1 MINUTE


7ee739  No.15495193

>>15495183

it'd be the other way around, anon

you'd play as the indians


7d7104  No.15495195

>>15495189

That's a little racist, anon…


b251ca  No.15495197

>>15495160

GTA: India

It's just traffic jams of those little 3 wheeled motorized trikes but if you try to walk the pavement is just covered in crap.


4316a2  No.15495198

File: 7edbe3051fd43e5⋯.jpg (21.59 KB, 480x360, 4:3, india.jpg)


5c1dcd  No.15495201

>>15495160

Bing Bing wahPoo


45f787  No.15495204

>>15495195

Your right, It should be 5 minutes.


5c1dcd  No.15495207

>>15495160

See that street, you can shit in it


616efa  No.15495209

>>15495189

>>15495195

>>15495204

it's appropriate, a literal poo race


f5165b  No.15495210

>>15495160

Street Shitter: Extreme


46ce93  No.15495211

>>15495160

Pajeet, a young programmer in 2030 with many white female servants lives in India, the world superpower with a very good space project. Suddenly he's attacked by wild kangaroo-riding Australian shitposters who steal his beautiful servants and press lies on the Internet about DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS and sexual harassment statistics. Can you help Pajeet eliminate the Australian menace once and for all?


10b9ad  No.15495212

>>15495160

This Is Microshoft Support Team, how may we hulp you?


7d7104  No.15495221

>>15495160

I'd like to see a Hotline Miami style game. OST is Indian Rap (mix in Native American rap as well) while you drive to various locations owned by high caste Indians and steal their toilets using any means necessary. It's for the greater good.


5c1dcd  No.15495233

>>15495221

>steal toilets from the rich to give to the poor

Robin Loo?


7d7104  No.15495235

File: 2f148058d35e178⋯.webm (10.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, black_girl_irl.webm)

>>15495104

Yeah, I honestly think Todd is a good guy in a shitty position. Like maybe in India

LOL


7206da  No.15495238

>>15495160

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD STREET SHIT


362d0b  No.15495241

File: 888bf6f42c279f4⋯.gif (846.75 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, 888bf6f42c279f4614181c308b….gif)

>>15495160

Pootorio. Turn the streets into a rocket.


2c11bf  No.15495257

File: a57996141b316ea⋯.jpg (14.22 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 109284129.jpg)


362d0b  No.15495261

File: 0ba425e5a156869⋯.jpg (14.25 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 0ba425e5a1568695cf21d337e9….jpg)

>>15495257

>never gets released


7206da  No.15495264

>>15495257

>Difficulty Level: CHOKE ON IT


b8a2d7  No.15495265

>>15495257

>So like, it's a game where you shoot fucking nazis and haters who made me cancel my totally amazing platformer indie pixel gayme.

>YES, I KNOW THEY'RE DEMONS. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.


7d7104  No.15495269

>>15495257

A psychedelic, VR experience, driven primarily by the soundtrack and Narrative experience through the depths of hell. But it turns out the demons are all white supremacists, and all the tortured souls are PoC.


2fdc83  No.15495272

>>15495257

SUCK ON MY GUTS! CHOKE ON IT!


616efa  No.15495277

>>15495257

instead of bullets, you fire crowdfunding campaigns that bleed enemies of their money

the end goal of the game is to run off with the cash while making yourself look like as big a faggot as you possibly can


45f787  No.15495280

>>15495257

The demons are actually the good guys and you're the monster in this (((digital experience))).


b251ca  No.15495281

>>15495257

Proceeds to win best indie game award at GDC despite not being officially released.


f5165b  No.15495285

>>15495257

"You play as a gay hipster from Montreal Canada who goes on a quest for starbucks but accidentally enters a portal to hell, which is filled with alt-righters, and you gotta sternly protest against their presence by bringing up anti-gun talking points and preaching diversity in video games. When will it be released? I'll finish it when you stop acting like an entitled cunt."


da5d6c  No.15495286

>>15495257

I'M HUGE. THAT MEANS I'VE GOT A HUGE DICK.

CHOKE ON IT.

CHOKE ON MY HUGE DICK.


b8a2d7  No.15495287

>>15495280

>I mean, come on, you're being a bigot towards the (((mortally challenged))) :^)


10b9ad  No.15495288

>>15495257

DOOM, heh that's something that is only played by grandfathers when they want to feel "young". Besides, the lead programmer says that story is secondary like a porn movie or something. Ugh, fuck that piece of shit is non-inclusive, if you want me I'll be DJ'ing for my 6-year old niece. Bye.

From,

Phil "Please contact me for parties" Fish


5c1dcd  No.15495291

>>15495257

Doom: Eternal development time


4316a2  No.15495299

File: fbc2f35e60e3261⋯.png (1.34 KB, 300x300, 1:1, fez.png)

>>15495257

"YOU'VE GOT HUGE DICKS. THAT MEANS I CAN CHOKE ON IT"

"SUCK AND CHOKE. SUCK AND CHOKE YOUR DICKS"


2c11bf  No.15495310

File: 0ba96346cce8b93⋯.jpg (11.17 KB, 450x337, 450:337, 111482149.jpg)


5c1dcd  No.15495318

>>15495310

Hey Peach can I borrow that super crown


eb8763  No.15495323

>>15495310

Time for the "who has the important quest item" lottery. Hope I don't draw "ring of god killing power" again.


f5165b  No.15495326

>>15495310

Some of them knit. Some of them have taken up cooking as a hobby. Some of them watch old episodes of Whose Line is it Anyway and obviously some of them masturbate.


2fdc83  No.15495329

File: 282093dac4ce76b⋯.png (298.59 KB, 539x295, 539:295, cool.png)

>>15495310

Alright so I need 5000 spikes, and about 40000 gallons of water. There's got to be a better way to stop megaman.


10b9ad  No.15495331

>>15495310

YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO BUT NO THEY MADE SOME FAGGY ANIMAL, THE HERO. I WISH I CAN JUST MURDER THOSE FUCKERS!


362d0b  No.15495332

File: 4fde05fe1be6190⋯.jpg (106.79 KB, 550x700, 11:14, cv-sotn-dracula2.jpg)

>>15495310

>if one of you all disturb me so early again, I may or may NOT rebuild the damn castle


7d7104  No.15495333

File: 4d7f159a798ac7c⋯.jpg (17.29 KB, 400x225, 16:9, Melbu_Frahma.jpg)

>>15495310

Melbu Frahma posts on /wingliepol/ about how humans are bastards and he's working on the final solution, but everyone makes fun of him for being a LARPer.


7206da  No.15495337

>>15495310

>Abobo

Go on an adventure to save his son because what the fuck else does he do aside from chomping down watermelon


b8a2d7  No.15495343

File: 4befd2d450172c0⋯.png (44.44 KB, 289x311, 289:311, hart.png)

>>15495310

>…….While we're still going to the last place the girl went was seen, gimme that tight little ass of yours. Yes, NOW.


c09071  No.15495346

>>15495310

<setting up strategically placed healing items and environmental weapons in the boss arena

Yeah, this is nice. I bet this'll make for a fun fight.


7d7104  No.15495350

File: e4e8a7127dd6b02⋯.webm (5.89 MB, 640x358, 320:179, Dr_Dick.webm)

>>15495310

Xehanort looks at gay Sora x Riku hentai, because he's a giant homosexual.


616efa  No.15495351

File: 3b55781a6db30d6⋯.jpg (47.82 KB, 865x760, 173:152, armstronk.jpg)

>>15495310

nanomachine football


4316a2  No.15495364

>>15495310

"Is he here yet?"


2c11bf  No.15495370

File: 70b112dd1824c27⋯.png (351.45 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 123843792.png)


7d7104  No.15495371

File: 4f699225581377b⋯.jpg (214.07 KB, 746x718, 373:359, 1422585682824.jpg)

>>15495346

>>15495364

>tfw when the boss wants you to succeed in his heart of hearts


7d7104  No.15495372

>>15495370

>…….


09a808  No.15495377

>>15495370

Thanks Doc


616efa  No.15495378

>>15495370

>playing video games


46ce93  No.15495385

File: 110a7ab15052822⋯.jpg (361.35 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, dragons-dogma-chimera_8387….jpg)

>>15495310

>Hey guys wanna go fuck goblins? I'm horny as fuck

>Goat shut the fuck up

>Hsssss I'm a snek


10b9ad  No.15495386

>>15495370

>uses Notepad to give commentary


7206da  No.15495389

>>15495370

>"…and make sure to NOT smash that like button, don't comment, and don't subscribe! …Please. I'm being held against my will and I want this to end."


c09071  No.15495395

>>15495370

See that mountain? You can climb it. Haha, what, you guys don't get Toddposting references? Newfags get out, am I right, haha.


2fdc83  No.15495399

>>15495370

RPGs allow you to altar almost any trait of your character to an incredible degree. Here my charactr's origins are sweden, and his name is Tyrone Jamal nicknamed We Wuz.


362d0b  No.15495400

File: d059c26e9fab1e4⋯.jpg (26.99 KB, 320x480, 2:3, duke_carey.jpg)

>>15495370

>start stream

>just a screen cap of v4c


b8a2d7  No.15495402

>>15495370

>alright, I'm going to spend an hour or two creating my character.

>god fucking damn it, one of the main characters is a nigress with an afro. Haven't seen THAT before.

>yeah yeah yeah, just give me the quest, stop fucking talking.

>the small, high pitched girl is best girl.

>did this fucking chink just insult me?


b251ca  No.15495403

>>15495310

Got to get fit, need to get my health bar nice and long.


f5165b  No.15495409

>>15495370

"yeah, so, here you can see where I facefucked that faggot cocksucking boss monster. man I wish I would have dumped my piss bottles, the humidity is rising and I can smell them from here. oh, yeah, and here is where I stopped the game to get my tendies and I was too fucking lazy to edit that out so have fun watching my character idle for 10 minutes."


4316a2  No.15495410

>>15495370

[autistic silence]

"G-game.. Let's p-play"

[silence resumes]


5c1dcd  No.15495412

>>15495370

This character needs a super crown on it


b251ca  No.15495418

>>15495370

I don't have tits but any money would be nicely appreciated.


46ce93  No.15495420

>>15495370

>My toon looks kawaii as fuck


6a990e  No.15495426


2c11bf  No.15495434

File: 82dbb493b6e90c4⋯.png (587.04 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 82195742398.png)

>>15495372

>>15495377

>>15495378

>>15495386

>>15495389

>>15495395

>>15495399

>>15495400

>>15495402

>>15495403

>>15495409

>>15495410

>>15495412

>>15495418

>>15495420

Wonderful game of Scenes from a Hat, Anons!

Now, we'll move on to the final game of the night: If You Know What I Mean?

The way this game goes is that the Anons are presented with a mundane vidya situation and proceed to make as many innuendos as possibly. Interaction between Anons is highly encouraged.

What we need now is a mundane, everyday vidya situation or setting. The first post that ends in 2 decides.


7d7104  No.15495435

File: f93d8161054ed0e⋯.jpg (39.61 KB, 600x347, 600:347, dorito bugs.jpg)

>>15495426

Toons are for loons.


2fdc83  No.15495440

>>15495434

Anon in the park.


eb8763  No.15495442

>>15495434

Buying potions from the potion seller.


7d7104  No.15495451

File: 28b86cda13e2d1e⋯.png (292.66 KB, 500x501, 500:501, speed weed.png)

>>15495440

>reviewbrah does vidya


46ce93  No.15495453

>>15495434

Anon getting outgunned and outnumbered in a firefight


362d0b  No.15495454

File: 495804012ba004c⋯.jpg (17.6 KB, 275x246, 275:246, 1359459346382.jpg)


2c11bf  No.15495456

File: e4f7b96aceb9f64⋯.gif (498.97 KB, 180x162, 10:9, 23972842739.gif)

>>15495442

Fucking magnificent.

The situation is buying potions from the potion seller, the game is If You know what I Mean?

Take it away, Anons.


4316a2  No.15495457

File: 3880c6ef6879e42⋯.jpg (53.47 KB, 463x293, 463:293, 3880c6ef6879e42a6aa7ffe0f6….jpg)

>>15495442

Is the potion seller cute? I'd drink her potions, if you know what I mean.


616efa  No.15495460

>>15495442

Potion seller, I need only your strongest potions

if you know what I mean


2fdc83  No.15495463

File: 2661df798c668d4⋯.jpg (81.47 KB, 900x900, 1:1, strongest.jpg)

>>15495456

I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions. If you know what I me…

GOD FUICKING DAMNIT

>>15495460


7206da  No.15495467

>>15495457

I'd give her my white potions. If ya know what I mean.


eb8763  No.15495468

>>15495460

My potions are too strong for you adventurer, if you know what I mean.


b251ca  No.15495471

>>15495434

How old is that potion? I like 'em young, if you know what I mean


5c1dcd  No.15495476

I wanna buy some ether for my nether if you know what I mean


c09071  No.15495477

>>15495442

I bet you carry a lot of enlargement potions.


6a990e  No.15495480

What happens if you take potions anally?


46ce93  No.15495481

>>15495468

But potion seller, I'm heading into battle. I need your strongest potions, if you know what I mean.


b8a2d7  No.15495482

File: 4fd8c7266047c39⋯.jpg (57.6 KB, 500x397, 500:397, potion seller and the knig….jpg)

>>15495442

>>15495456

>This potion is pretty big, but I think I can handle it. If you know what I mean.

>I need a strength potion to better "swing my sword".


7d7104  No.15495483

File: 499d5b0be89e520⋯.jpg (34.38 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 107-gallonpcp.jpg)

>>15495456

The potion seller was quite wise to keep this shit to himself.


2fdc83  No.15495485

>>15495481

My potions are too strong for you traveller. You need weak potions. If you know what I mean.


7d7104  No.15495491

>>15495480

Zero calories. A good way to stay thin. Anon, did you really think those health and mana potions were sugarfree? With that much dye in them? Please.


b251ca  No.15495494

>>15495434

>>15495456

I like a potion bottle with a long neck and lot of nice curves, if you know what I mean.


362d0b  No.15495498

File: 63d6ca7e223b2af⋯.png (51.39 KB, 280x280, 1:1, wicked_chummer.png)

>>15495442

>>15495456

"Ingest orally"

Can I get a demonstration on that please?


46ce93  No.15495506

>>15495485

Potion seller, I tell you I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions. If you know what I mean.


10b9ad  No.15495507

>>15495456

This potion would surely rejuvenate your assets, if you know what I mean.


b251ca  No.15495513

>>15495477

Yes we do, but it still won't help you tiny cock.


2fdc83  No.15495514

>>15495506

You need weak potions. Try the weak potion shop. If you know what I mean.


7d7104  No.15495516

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15495506

My potions will blow out your fucking knees, adventurer.


4316a2  No.15495520

File: a3327aff5e4360a⋯.png (162.48 KB, 253x515, 253:515, savagely inappropriate.png)

>>15495456

You guys don't make your own potions? I even make my own ingredients, if you know what I mean.


616efa  No.15495523

>>15495514

Potion seller.

I am going it to butt- er, battle, and I need only

your

strongest

potions.

If you know what I mean.


b251ca  No.15495536

''Don't you love that feeling as a warm potion slides down your throat and that incredible sensation as it kicks in, if you know what I mean.


b8a2d7  No.15495538

>>15495485

Oh, I assure you, potion seller…..

<I can drink an entire large sized potion in a single gulp ;)


7d7104  No.15495541

File: 6e37662eab9c0ac⋯.jpeg (76.11 KB, 509x618, 509:618, gays not welcome.jpeg)

>all these fucking HOMOS


2fdc83  No.15495546

File: 8ca9c9bedf07ead⋯.jpg (71.73 KB, 300x339, 100:113, adventurer.jpg)

>>15495468

I've had just about enough of your shit potion seller.


4316a2  No.15495556

File: f1eb4e47f0333a7⋯.png (109.62 KB, 1086x988, 543:494, f1eb4e47f0333a72e2a80ebc32….png)

>>15495456

Could I get some "under the counter" prescriptions, if you know what I mean?


b8a2d7  No.15495557

>>15495468

I know my way around a large, powerful bottle of potion. Don't deprive me.


269aa4  No.15495561

>>15495456

I put all my best "juices" into this potion if you know what I mean. Also, I came into my hand.


2c11bf  No.15495574

File: 2e618d8101fd11a⋯.gif (722.96 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 329372198.gif)

>>15495457

>>15495460

>>15495463

>>15495467

>>15495468

>>15495471

>>15495476

>>15495477

>>15495480

>>15495481

>>15495482

>>15495483

>>15495485

>>15495491

>>15495494

>>15495498

>>15495506

>>15495507

>>15495513

>>15495514

>>15495516

>>15495520

>>15495523

>>15495536

>>15495538

>>15495541

>>15495546

Tonight's big winner is 5c1dcd!

That's it for Whose Vidya is it Anyway, tune in next week.

Anons, read the credits as some twitch whore streamer.

Good night, everybody!

I'll now take suggestions for next week's session.


46ce93  No.15495575

File: 34410539713ccd0⋯.gif (459.58 KB, 352x240, 22:15, 1427702580357.gif)

>>15495541

Enough of your games potion seller. I'm going into battle right now, and for that I only want your ♂strongest♂potions♂


5c1dcd  No.15495590

>>15495574

Uhh Thanks


b8a2d7  No.15495596

File: 9860374ff595276⋯.jpg (8.26 KB, 213x255, 71:85, guys I think my bird is si….jpg)

>>15495574

That was pretty nice. Comfy, even. I'll be waiting for next sunday night.


45f787  No.15495604

File: 50a042fbb3e6142⋯.jpg (15.37 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 54dbc7f3c6d1fdc41657d372bc….jpg)

>>15495574

good shit


4316a2  No.15495620

File: 502813ed9240f3b⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 351x359, 351:359, I don't know WHAT the fuck….jpg)

You guys are pretty bad at innuendo holy shit.

>>15495574

"Cliffy B's next career choice."


b8a2d7  No.15495624

File: feaa24165619ad6⋯.png (106.36 KB, 300x300, 1:1, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png)

>>15495574

>Anons, read the credits as some twitch whore streamer.

Okaayyyyy!~ The credits arrrreee…..Anonymous! Original posterrr!~ Sponsered by Tooddd Howaarrrrrddd!~ ^w^


f5165b  No.15495628

>>15495624

Ok, great, but now do it with a dick in your mouth.


46ce93  No.15495630

>>15495574

>Anons, read the credits as some twitch whore streamer.

[Twerks uncontrollably]


b8a2d7  No.15495648

File: 6d25b37a7e42b6a⋯.jpg (25.79 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 6d2.jpg)

>>15495628

You'll have to become a (((patron))) and donate to my livestreemss to see me and my sexi bf Tyreece having fun, you naughty boi~


b251ca  No.15495678

>>15495574

>Rejected track names for Mario Kart

>Todd Howard's next big lie

>The thoughts of NPC's in the Pokemon series.


7d7104  No.15495682

>>15495574

Not bad anon, take it easy pal.

>>15495590

Gratzi


eb8763  No.15495684

Guess which old IP THQ Nordic is going to scrounge out of the dumpster next.

>>15495574


10b9ad  No.15495690

>>15495574

Sooooo, ummmmm…like way 2 go, contestants. I play games and stuff…


8f0645  No.15495719

>>15495574

"sex mod releases for your favorite video game"


5c1dcd  No.15495732

>>15495574

Video game characters forced to do IRL jobs


10b9ad  No.15495733

>>15495574

How Arcades were back in the 80s/90s


3f2034  No.15495751

>>15495574

Things a character would do to earn an extra life. Or something like that.


29171e  No.15495754

File: fdfa6c97ae7ed93⋯.png (756.53 KB, 619x1029, 619:1029, aj_styles_2017_png_by_anto….png)

>>15495574

If AJ Styles replaced a main character


b8a2d7  No.15495757

File: 2cd4930adf25552⋯.png (38.84 KB, 392x197, 392:197, 2b62da8191eb7dcccdd3d7e24d….png)


3d9d4e  No.15495771


5c1dcd  No.15495791

>>15495771

>imagur


45a532  No.15495967

>>15494638

This but unironically.

>>15495771

>imgur




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