2c11bf No.15494420
GOOOOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY
And welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway?!
Unloading his BFG, Anon!
Unsheathing his nipponese katana, Anon!
Unpacking his can of whoop-ass, Anon!
And pulling out his body pillow, Anon!
I'm Drewanon, let's come on down and have some fun!
Yes, welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
That's right, the points are like a speedrun of Gone Home.
Now, for a little warm-up for the Anons, we're going to play a game called World's Worst.
What we do is everyone lines up in the World's Worst Thread to act out or describe the World's Worst something.
The first post to get a 7 decides what that something is.
38d58a No.15494426
>>15494420
Worlds worst on screen DSP orgams
725d88 No.15494427
What the fuck is this
also I'm confused
38d58a No.15494429
70f841 No.15494437
>>15494427
Why don't you decide?
4316a2 No.15494438
>>15494427
That's a good one.
2c11bf No.15494443
>>15494427
Looks like our category is "World's Worst Newfag."
Take it away, Anons!
38d58a No.15494447
f0bed5 No.15494450
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>>15494443
Skyrim is a good game.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't.
725d88 No.15494451
>>15494443
f-fuck you, I just never clicked on these threads is all. Leave me alone
10b9ad No.15494452
>>15494443
WHOA, NICE ID!!!!
CHECK'EM
:)
4316a2 No.15494460
>>15494443
I got banned from 4chan so now I'm here until it expires
40fe1d No.15494461
>>15494443
What's "12 game overs" supposed to mean?
70f841 No.15494464
>>15494443
Hey guys how do I post a reaction image, this isn't easy like it is on Reddit.
38d58a No.15494470
@15494443
Can I save that picture? OwO
–
ACWW-1804-5009-9175
If a fanboy thinks that Xbox 360 > PS3, you can either ignore them or just punch him/her in the face.
6a990e No.15494474
>>15494443
I am looking forward to Devil May Cry 5 and will give Capcom money.
c50603 No.15494475
>>15494443
Why are you guys so hard on Todd, he made Morrowind, right? He isn't all bad, is he?
eb8763 No.15494477
>>15494443
Woah guys, why the racism?
>>pol
Come to my discord where we actually discuss video games like The Last of Us.
4a33fb No.15494481
>>15494443
Go back to reddit you attention seeking cuck
70f841 No.15494487
>>15494481
He said act like a newfag not act like a cuckchanner.
4316a2 No.15494489
f0bed5 No.15494491
>>15494443
Calling people faggots is 2018? Wow, so edgy.
I bet you're an ironic racist, too. Newsflash, there's nothing cool about being a bigot. Educate yourself.
Also, what's with all the loser pedophiles jerking off to young anime girls? Just get a real woman like I did. Here's a picture of her.
46ce93 No.15494493
861c41 No.15494495
>>15494443
WE NEED TO BAN ALL CUCKCHANNERS AND REDDITORS, AND ALL VPNS AND PROXIES TOO! FUCK TORFAGS!
==AND THIS THREAD IS NOT VIDEO GAMES SO FUCK YOU TOO=
7206da No.15494504
>>15494443
"What the fuck is this thread? Where are the video games? Saged, reported, and filtered."
861c41 No.15494509
>>15494450
We will never be able to go past that age when people started to hate skyrim but its still comfy to return to it.
e1064e No.15494512
>>15494443
I've just masturbated to gay porn for the first time in my life
861c41 No.15494524
>>15494512
I am sure it wasn't the first. Traps and futa are gay porn too.
f0bed5 No.15494535
>>15494524
But /V\ has always been /cuteboys|
2c11bf No.15494549
>>15494447
>>15494450
>>15494451 (it's just a rib, Anon. Stick around and join the fun)
>>15494452
>>15494461
>>15494464
>>15494470
>>15494474
>>15494475
>>15494477
>>15494481
>>15494491
>>15494493
>>15494495
>>15494504
>>15494512
That was a great round of World's Worst, fantastic job, Anons.
Now we'll move on to everybody's favorite game: Scenes from a Hat!
So, what we do is we collect ideas for our Anons to act out.
The good ones we put in a nifty hat, the bad ones we feed to Hambeast #184.
I'll read the suggestions one by one and our Anons will act them out, starting with:
If Final Fantasy was made by Bethesda.
b251ca No.15494558
>>15494443
Double spacing.
Double spacing.
Double spacing.
f0bed5 No.15494561
>>15494549
You see that hallway? You can go down it!
b251ca No.15494565
>>15494549
See that hallway in the distance? There's infinite of them.
10b9ad No.15494569
>>15494549
>Loading Disc 1 of 9….
<Bricks the whole system
It just works.
70f841 No.15494572
>>15494549
YOU SEE THAT FINAL BOSS, YOU CAN PAY 9.99 TO FIGHT HIM FOR 12 HOURS
7206da No.15494579
>>15494549
See that Choboco? You can ride it.
4316a2 No.15494587
>>15494549
>Golden Choboco Armor, $3,99!
46ce93 No.15494594
>>15494549
>Alright guys I've made a mod to fix the bug that makes you fall through the floor if whenever you attack certain videogames and it's available in the Bethesda Store for only 1.99 Bethesda bucks! It's a real bargain!
e1064e No.15494599
>>15494549
>Jeff i can't belive we fit turn based combat on that engine!
>well we made morrowind once…
38d58a No.15494616
>>15494613
A Power up that makes Samus a man
a7c91e No.15494619
b251ca No.15494620
>>15494613
A suit that prevent any weapons/items from being lost at the beginning of the next game
7206da No.15494623
>>15494613
Getting to make Mother Brain an actual mother
10b9ad No.15494625
>>15494613
Have a Rogue Space Pirate be Samus's distant cousin.
5c1dcd No.15494628
>>15494443
Hello everyone
I love video games
Especially Fortnite, and with those so random dance moves am I rite
What's your Xbox tag so we all can play fortnite together
4316a2 No.15494631
70f841 No.15494634
>>15494613
Ridley rapes Samus.
5c1dcd No.15494637
>>15494613
Its Zero suit samus, but even more Zero
3f2034 No.15494638
>>15494613
Being able to curl up with samus in her morph ball.
5c1dcd No.15494639
e2e2f8 No.15494648
>>15494613
Metroids that suck milk instead of life force Samus loves them
46ce93 No.15494649
A Power up that turns Samus into Brianna Wu
>>15494616
Goddammit
70f841 No.15494651
5c1dcd No.15494653
5c1dcd No.15494659
>>15494651
Was getting raped a part of her plan
2fdc83 No.15494672
>>15494613
ALL THE GOOD ONES
f32264 No.15494680
>>15494613
A dating sim where you ultimately have to choose between Adam and Armstrong Fucking Houston
5c1dcd No.15494683
>>15494679
I've got mushrooms of steel
9434ee No.15494684
>>15494679
bing bing nukem
70f841 No.15494687
2fdc83 No.15494688
>>15494679
Anons will just post bowsette now.
5c1dcd No.15494692
>>15494679
I'm here to kick ass and shrooms and I'm all out if shrooms
f32264 No.15494696
>>15494679
I'll rip my ass off and shit down your neck
7206da No.15494698
>>15494679
"That damn Bowser bastard's gonna pay for stealing my princess."
b251ca No.15494704
>>15494679
I'm sorry Mario, your poledancers and strippers are in another castle.
10b9ad No.15494706
>>15494679
>What do you mean she is in another castle?
<Fine, this will do.
f32264 No.15494713
>>15494679
Son of a Peach!
6eae7b No.15494721
5c1dcd No.15494724
46ce93 No.15494732
>>15494679
Eat spaghetti and die
4316a2 No.15494762
>>15494679
"I'm surrounded by turtles and walking brown mushrooms and there's an upset babe in my dungeon talking about how an Italian plumber is going to come save her. I've had worse hangovers."
2fdc83 No.15494764
>>15494757
everyone has left the server
7206da No.15494767
7ee739 No.15494776
38d58a No.15494782
>>15494757
>"XxXFurryCrusaderXxX has been kicked"
5c1dcd No.15494785
>>15494757
oWo what's this, wanna yiff
4316a2 No.15494787
>>15494757
>"Hi! *waves paw* :3 Who here wants to Vult my Deus? xDD >:3"
10b9ad No.15494788
>>15494757
D-Don't guys, I'll make sure I'll be your support or else it is gonna be a ruff game!
46ce93 No.15494791
>>15494757
>"XxXFurryWarriorXxX has joined the server"
>"XxXFurryWizardXxX has joined the server"
>"XxXFurryRogueXxX has joined the server"
>"XxXFurryBardXxX has joined the server"
c52ba5 No.15494793
>>15494420
WORLD'S WORST THREAD
7ee739 No.15494794
>>15494757
hey dont make fun of me for not pushing the right buttons; its hard to do that while im wearing my fursuit!
f32264 No.15494803
>>15494757
>Invite sent to BullyHunter12
5c1dcd No.15494821
>>15494793
You meant to reply to
>>15494443
b251ca No.15494822
>>15494757
Everyone changes to the opposite team
3f2034 No.15494824
>>15494757
Lock them in the spawn room with props.
5c1dcd No.15494826
>>15494757
DEUS YIFF
DEUS YIFF
DEUS YIFF
DEUS YIFF
DEUS YIFF
45f787 No.15494829
>>15494757
__XxXFurryCrusaderXxX__
Deaths by Player: 687
70f841 No.15494831
>>15494757
This animal is obviously a heretic, everyone votekick him.
6a990e No.15494846
>>15494841
Dragon Quest 5 just got a lot shorter.
5c1dcd No.15494854
>>15494841
>its DmC with all the fucks replaced with fugggg :DDDD
2fdc83 No.15494858
>>15494841
It's only a matter of time till he tries to fuck the enemies.
70f841 No.15494863
>>15494841
Anon tosses the super crown at Bowser, nothing else matters afterwards.
b251ca No.15494866
>>15494841
Better hope it's in pixel art form otherwise the main character just got a whole load uglier.
45f787 No.15494870
>>15494841
Shadow would actually know what his past is without much hassle because he asked Sonic and his friends.
5c1dcd No.15494871
>>15494841
>you hear about that upstart trainer tearing through the gyms
>I hear he's raping tonnes of Nidorinas and Drapions
2fdc83 No.15494879
>>15494871
Oh that's good.
70f841 No.15494883
>>15494871
Figuratively right? haha
4316a2 No.15494887
>>15494841
Main character has endless monologues about how the game is shit on every aspect. May also criticize you for dying.
7ee739 No.15494888
>>15494841
anon didn't amount to much, he is only a lowly peasant in the hamlet of draftfolded
7206da No.15494904
>>15494841
Anon claims none of the girls at the end of a Zelda game. Just like Link!
5c1dcd No.15494906
>>15494883
He keeps asking everyone "wud u a weedle"
5c1dcd No.15494908
c0e1b4 No.15494910
>>15494841
Unlike most main characters, this one doesn't improve at all over the course of the game!
5c1dcd No.15494913
>>15494841
>he says check them every time the digits in his damage match
f32264 No.15494914
>>15494841
>You are in an abandoned garage, the smell of old oil and petrified man sweat fills your nostrils as you get up from a surprisingly comfortable tire.
fuck car
2fdc83 No.15494916
>>15494910
So Guybrush Threepwood?
f32264 No.15494932
>>15494928
>girls voice
I've showed you mine, now show me yours
7ee739 No.15494934
>>15494928
WTB GF paying 2000g
7206da No.15494936
>>15494928
>slurping noises
46ce93 No.15494941
>>15494928
LOUD MICSPAM FROM EVERY DIRECTION
2fdc83 No.15494942
>>15494928
We are recruiting for a terrorist cell. PST Muhammed Hussein for details.
f5165b No.15494948
>>15494928
"ey fam gibs me ur gold an imma show ur gf a gud tiem tbh"
45f787 No.15494952
>>15494928
"Hit me up so we can yiff later babe."
5c1dcd No.15494953
>>15494928
>I hear he's raping tonnes of Steel ore and bread loaves
70f841 No.15494959
>>15494928
WHY WON'T YOU TRADE WITH ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
3f2034 No.15494961
>>15494928
"yea the girl was underage, what's your point?"
b251ca No.15494963
>>15494928
"It's easy to find me again, my username here is the same one I use on reddit"
616efa No.15494968
>>15494928
CHING CHONG NIP NONG BIP BONG WONG DONG
f32264 No.15494979
>>15494928
>dickshit: wtb rhino prime parts
>horsepussy: wts nikana prime bp 50 plat
>DrFapper: traps are gay
<DrFapper has been banned for 3 months
>k33p3r: I'm transitioning soon, can I have 100 plat as a goodbye gift?
>prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg: @k33p3r here you go, person! <3
4316a2 No.15494980
5c1dcd No.15494986
>>15494980
Tell me about Trade, why does it sustain the economy
70f841 No.15494995
>>15494986
Lotta loyalty for a hired economic social interaction.
7ee739 No.15495004
>>15494928
dude lol why would you spend 5000g on that thing when you could buy it for a buck at the cash shop
b251ca No.15495017
>>15495011
Waa, waga wa, zig za gobbit goo, waahaaaaa.
eb8763 No.15495018
>>15495011
Fuck first, sandwich later.
2fdc83 No.15495022
>>15495011
She was dead when I came back.
7ee739 No.15495023
>>15495011
the ride never ends
45f787 No.15495025
>>15495011
I can mod the Sims.
70f841 No.15495027
>>15495011
>Having a girlfriend
f32264 No.15495030
>>15495011
This is boring and it sucks, I'm outta here.
c0e1b4 No.15495031
>>15495011
She was getting on my nerves, so I put our child in the oven and I drowned her in the pool.
f5165b No.15495034
>>15495011
The Sims keeps me company on long, lonely nights and mitigates the pain of existence.
d49510 No.15495035
>>15495011
The carpool will arrive in one hour.
7206da No.15495037
>>15495011
I'm removing bathroom privileges..
4316a2 No.15495039
>>15495011
You can come out of the pool when I need you.
616efa No.15495043
b251ca No.15495046
>>15495017
Dammit, why did I waste a joke by going with a Simlish response.
f32264 No.15495052
>>15495011
KEEP COOKING!
>>15495037
I like this one
5c1dcd No.15495053
>>15495011
Time to turn on Kinkyworld
7d7104 No.15495069
>>15494450
Todd was a good, passionate, smalltime game designer, but the corporate world hurt his soul.
b8a2d7 No.15495076
>>15495011
I don't want the Sims. I don't have that longing feeling of that amazing feeling of getting cozy and playing it while under the blankets with a fireplace roaring in the middle of winter.
2fdc83 No.15495098
>>15495094
*spins for eternity*
f32264 No.15495101
>>15495094
Time to watch the prequels again!
5c1dcd No.15495104
>>15495069
It honestly seems that he wants to make a good game but corperate, Hines and the all round reality of making games fucks with him
Even though his games are shit he does seem like the nicest person in the entire industry and its actually sad how his works are fucked over
**Still not buying your game but I'd buy you a beer Todd*"
10b9ad No.15495106
>>15495094
How the fuck did this fucker find me? I just wanted to sleep under a bridge.
7d7104 No.15495110
>>15495094
>>15495101
The local (((ceramic))) guild is the main financier for Ganon's ambition.
f5165b No.15495118
>>15495094
Enter the Dark World, turn into a ball, and let some angry motherfucker kick you around all day.
5c1dcd No.15495120
>>15495094
<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN
<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN
<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN
<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN
<DON'T STEP ON THE CHICKEN
b8a2d7 No.15495122
>>15495094
>fucking hell I hate this job. why does nobody give a shit about that scary ass face in the sky? is it getting closer or so-
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LIVING TREE THING WEARING A LOINCLOTH TRYING TO ESCAPE THE TOWN?
>NO NO NO, FUCKO, YOU'RE STAYING HERE AND DYING WITH US IN YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT
>saved the day again :^)
616efa No.15495128
>>15495094
god this music is driving me nuts
7206da No.15495133
>>15495094
God damn it, time to replace the pots AGAIN
b251ca No.15495135
>>15495094
Man, I can't wait to go home to my wife and child after my busy day of guarding the entrance to Death Mountain pass . . . which only one person has actually passed through. Then I can finally take off this Kenton Fox mask and give it to my son instead of wearing it all day.
45f787 No.15495138
>>15495094
Complaining about the policies of Hyrule Kingdom.
70f841 No.15495145
>>15495094
STOP BREAKING MY POTS YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT
7d7104 No.15495150
>all these pot jokes
DUDE WEED LMAO
af3733 No.15495155
>>15495094
Staring blankly at walls and floors for hours until someone breaks in and steals all their possessions
711883 No.15495166
>>15495160
Its Katamari but you roll the poo into a loo. PooLooMari.
5c1dcd No.15495168
>>15495160
I've got Shits of steel
7d7104 No.15495181
>>15495160
Are you a bad enough dude call on The Hon'Able President of India as Head of State to ensure that India rises to the challenge of ending open defecation. As a citizen of India, I am proud of our country's rich and varied culture; we have a beautiful land. However, over 620 million people do not use a toilet and nearly as many accept this practice. The result is an unacceptable level of filth in our environment. This is why I have chosen to take a stand and raise my voice with that of many other young people. We want our sisters and brothers to survive, grow and develop as healthy individuals in a clean country. We urgently request your help. Together we can change India.
Think Hatred, but you brutalize street shitters.
2fdc83 No.15495182
>>15495160
Tech Support Simulator 2018
70f841 No.15495183
>>15495160
Real Time Poo Managining Simulator, you have to build toilets and stop the Indians from worshipping them so they can actually poo in the loo.
b8a2d7 No.15495184
>>15495160
>Johnny Johnny yes papa: the video game
4a33fb No.15495185
>>15495160
Super Pooper Scooper 2018
You play as Pajeet who has recently got his first summer job as the Municipal Pooper scooper. Collect cash at the end of your shift each day to earn poop scooping upgrades and new cleaning supplies.
616efa No.15495186
>>15495160
Github Saga: Curse of the Toilet Witch
45f787 No.15495189
>>15495160
HOW MUCH POO CAN YOU EAT IN 1 MINUTE
7ee739 No.15495193
>>15495183
it'd be the other way around, anon
you'd play as the indians
7d7104 No.15495195
>>15495189
That's a little racist, anon…
b251ca No.15495197
>>15495160
GTA: India
It's just traffic jams of those little 3 wheeled motorized trikes but if you try to walk the pavement is just covered in crap.
5c1dcd No.15495201
>>15495160
Bing Bing wahPoo
45f787 No.15495204
>>15495195
Your right, It should be 5 minutes.
5c1dcd No.15495207
>>15495160
See that street, you can shit in it
616efa No.15495209
>>15495189
>>15495195
>>15495204
it's appropriate, a literal poo race
f5165b No.15495210
>>15495160
Street Shitter: Extreme
46ce93 No.15495211
>>15495160
Pajeet, a young programmer in 2030 with many white female servants lives in India, the world superpower with a very good space project. Suddenly he's attacked by wild kangaroo-riding Australian shitposters who steal his beautiful servants and press lies on the Internet about DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS and sexual harassment statistics. Can you help Pajeet eliminate the Australian menace once and for all?
10b9ad No.15495212
>>15495160
This Is Microshoft Support Team, how may we hulp you?
7d7104 No.15495221
>>15495160
I'd like to see a Hotline Miami style game. OST is Indian Rap (mix in Native American rap as well) while you drive to various locations owned by high caste Indians and steal their toilets using any means necessary. It's for the greater good.
5c1dcd No.15495233
>>15495221
>steal toilets from the rich to give to the poor
Robin Loo?
7d7104 No.15495235
>>15495104
Yeah, I honestly think Todd is a good guy in a shitty position. Like maybe in India
LOL
7206da No.15495238
>>15495160
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD STREET SHIT
362d0b No.15495241
>>15495160
Pootorio. Turn the streets into a rocket.
362d0b No.15495261
>>15495257
>never gets released
7206da No.15495264
>>15495257
>Difficulty Level: CHOKE ON IT
b8a2d7 No.15495265
>>15495257
>So like, it's a game where you shoot fucking nazis and haters who made me cancel my totally amazing platformer indie pixel gayme.
>YES, I KNOW THEY'RE DEMONS. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
7d7104 No.15495269
>>15495257
A psychedelic, VR experience, driven primarily by the soundtrack and Narrative experience through the depths of hell. But it turns out the demons are all white supremacists, and all the tortured souls are PoC.
2fdc83 No.15495272
>>15495257
SUCK ON MY GUTS! CHOKE ON IT!
616efa No.15495277
>>15495257
instead of bullets, you fire crowdfunding campaigns that bleed enemies of their money
the end goal of the game is to run off with the cash while making yourself look like as big a faggot as you possibly can
45f787 No.15495280
>>15495257
The demons are actually the good guys and you're the monster in this (((digital experience))).
b251ca No.15495281
>>15495257
Proceeds to win best indie game award at GDC despite not being officially released.
f5165b No.15495285
>>15495257
"You play as a gay hipster from Montreal Canada who goes on a quest for starbucks but accidentally enters a portal to hell, which is filled with alt-righters, and you gotta sternly protest against their presence by bringing up anti-gun talking points and preaching diversity in video games. When will it be released? I'll finish it when you stop acting like an entitled cunt."
da5d6c No.15495286
>>15495257
I'M HUGE. THAT MEANS I'VE GOT A HUGE DICK.
CHOKE ON IT.
CHOKE ON MY HUGE DICK.
b8a2d7 No.15495287
>>15495280
>I mean, come on, you're being a bigot towards the (((mortally challenged))) :^)
10b9ad No.15495288
>>15495257
DOOM, heh that's something that is only played by grandfathers when they want to feel "young". Besides, the lead programmer says that story is secondary like a porn movie or something. Ugh, fuck that piece of shit is non-inclusive, if you want me I'll be DJ'ing for my 6-year old niece. Bye.
From,
Phil "Please contact me for parties" Fish
5c1dcd No.15495291
>>15495257
Doom: Eternal development time
4316a2 No.15495299
>>15495257
"YOU'VE GOT HUGE DICKS. THAT MEANS I CAN CHOKE ON IT"
"SUCK AND CHOKE. SUCK AND CHOKE YOUR DICKS"
5c1dcd No.15495318
>>15495310
Hey Peach can I borrow that super crown
eb8763 No.15495323
>>15495310
Time for the "who has the important quest item" lottery. Hope I don't draw "ring of god killing power" again.
f5165b No.15495326
>>15495310
Some of them knit. Some of them have taken up cooking as a hobby. Some of them watch old episodes of Whose Line is it Anyway and obviously some of them masturbate.
2fdc83 No.15495329
>>15495310
Alright so I need 5000 spikes, and about 40000 gallons of water. There's got to be a better way to stop megaman.
10b9ad No.15495331
>>15495310
YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO BUT NO THEY MADE SOME FAGGY ANIMAL, THE HERO. I WISH I CAN JUST MURDER THOSE FUCKERS!
362d0b No.15495332
>>15495310
>if one of you all disturb me so early again, I may or may NOT rebuild the damn castle
7d7104 No.15495333
>>15495310
Melbu Frahma posts on /wingliepol/ about how humans are bastards and he's working on the final solution, but everyone makes fun of him for being a LARPer.
7206da No.15495337
>>15495310
>Abobo
Go on an adventure to save his son because what the fuck else does he do aside from chomping down watermelon
b8a2d7 No.15495343
>>15495310
>…….While we're still going to the last place the girl went was seen, gimme that tight little ass of yours. Yes, NOW.
c09071 No.15495346
>>15495310
<setting up strategically placed healing items and environmental weapons in the boss arena
Yeah, this is nice. I bet this'll make for a fun fight.
7d7104 No.15495350
>>15495310
Xehanort looks at gay Sora x Riku hentai, because he's a giant homosexual.
616efa No.15495351
>>15495310
nanomachine football
4316a2 No.15495364
>>15495310
"Is he here yet?"
7d7104 No.15495371
>>15495346
>>15495364
>tfw when the boss wants you to succeed in his heart of hearts
7d7104 No.15495372
09a808 No.15495377
616efa No.15495378
>>15495370
>playing video games
46ce93 No.15495385
>>15495310
>Hey guys wanna go fuck goblins? I'm horny as fuck
>Goat shut the fuck up
>Hsssss I'm a snek
10b9ad No.15495386
>>15495370
>uses Notepad to give commentary
7206da No.15495389
>>15495370
>"…and make sure to NOT smash that like button, don't comment, and don't subscribe! …Please. I'm being held against my will and I want this to end."
c09071 No.15495395
>>15495370
See that mountain? You can climb it. Haha, what, you guys don't get Toddposting references? Newfags get out, am I right, haha.
2fdc83 No.15495399
>>15495370
RPGs allow you to altar almost any trait of your character to an incredible degree. Here my charactr's origins are sweden, and his name is Tyrone Jamal nicknamed We Wuz.
362d0b No.15495400
>>15495370
>start stream
>just a screen cap of v4c
b8a2d7 No.15495402
>>15495370
>alright, I'm going to spend an hour or two creating my character.
>god fucking damn it, one of the main characters is a nigress with an afro. Haven't seen THAT before.
>yeah yeah yeah, just give me the quest, stop fucking talking.
>the small, high pitched girl is best girl.
>did this fucking chink just insult me?
b251ca No.15495403
>>15495310
Got to get fit, need to get my health bar nice and long.
f5165b No.15495409
>>15495370
"yeah, so, here you can see where I facefucked that faggot cocksucking boss monster. man I wish I would have dumped my piss bottles, the humidity is rising and I can smell them from here. oh, yeah, and here is where I stopped the game to get my tendies and I was too fucking lazy to edit that out so have fun watching my character idle for 10 minutes."
4316a2 No.15495410
>>15495370
[autistic silence]
"G-game.. Let's p-play"
[silence resumes]
5c1dcd No.15495412
>>15495370
This character needs a super crown on it
b251ca No.15495418
>>15495370
I don't have tits but any money would be nicely appreciated.
46ce93 No.15495420
>>15495370
>My toon looks kawaii as fuck
6a990e No.15495426
2c11bf No.15495434
>>15495372
>>15495377
>>15495378
>>15495386
>>15495389
>>15495395
>>15495399
>>15495400
>>15495402
>>15495403
>>15495409
>>15495410
>>15495412
>>15495418
>>15495420
Wonderful game of Scenes from a Hat, Anons!
Now, we'll move on to the final game of the night: If You Know What I Mean?
The way this game goes is that the Anons are presented with a mundane vidya situation and proceed to make as many innuendos as possibly. Interaction between Anons is highly encouraged.
What we need now is a mundane, everyday vidya situation or setting. The first post that ends in 2 decides.
7d7104 No.15495435
>>15495426
Toons are for loons.
2fdc83 No.15495440
>>15495434
Anon in the park.
eb8763 No.15495442
>>15495434
Buying potions from the potion seller.
7d7104 No.15495451
>>15495440
>reviewbrah does vidya
46ce93 No.15495453
>>15495434
Anon getting outgunned and outnumbered in a firefight
2c11bf No.15495456
>>15495442
Fucking magnificent.
The situation is buying potions from the potion seller, the game is If You know what I Mean?
Take it away, Anons.
4316a2 No.15495457
>>15495442
Is the potion seller cute? I'd drink her potions, if you know what I mean.
616efa No.15495460
>>15495442
Potion seller, I need only your strongest potions
if you know what I mean
2fdc83 No.15495463
>>15495456
I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions. If you know what I me…
GOD FUICKING DAMNIT
>>15495460
7206da No.15495467
>>15495457
I'd give her my white potions. If ya know what I mean.
eb8763 No.15495468
>>15495460
My potions are too strong for you adventurer, if you know what I mean.
b251ca No.15495471
>>15495434
How old is that potion? I like 'em young, if you know what I mean
5c1dcd No.15495476
I wanna buy some ether for my nether if you know what I mean
c09071 No.15495477
>>15495442
I bet you carry a lot of enlargement potions.
6a990e No.15495480
What happens if you take potions anally?
46ce93 No.15495481
>>15495468
But potion seller, I'm heading into battle. I need your strongest potions, if you know what I mean.
b8a2d7 No.15495482
>>15495442
>>15495456
>This potion is pretty big, but I think I can handle it. If you know what I mean.
>I need a strength potion to better "swing my sword".
7d7104 No.15495483
>>15495456
The potion seller was quite wise to keep this shit to himself.
2fdc83 No.15495485
>>15495481
My potions are too strong for you traveller. You need weak potions. If you know what I mean.
7d7104 No.15495491
>>15495480
Zero calories. A good way to stay thin. Anon, did you really think those health and mana potions were sugarfree? With that much dye in them? Please.
b251ca No.15495494
>>15495434
>>15495456
I like a potion bottle with a long neck and lot of nice curves, if you know what I mean.
362d0b No.15495498
>>15495442
>>15495456
"Ingest orally"
Can I get a demonstration on that please?
46ce93 No.15495506
>>15495485
Potion seller, I tell you I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions. If you know what I mean.
10b9ad No.15495507
>>15495456
This potion would surely rejuvenate your assets, if you know what I mean.
b251ca No.15495513
>>15495477
Yes we do, but it still won't help you tiny cock.
2fdc83 No.15495514
>>15495506
You need weak potions. Try the weak potion shop. If you know what I mean.
7d7104 No.15495516
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15495506
My potions will blow out your fucking knees, adventurer.
4316a2 No.15495520
>>15495456
You guys don't make your own potions? I even make my own ingredients, if you know what I mean.
616efa No.15495523
>>15495514
Potion seller.
I am going it to butt- er, battle, and I need only
your
strongest
potions.
If you know what I mean.
b251ca No.15495536
''Don't you love that feeling as a warm potion slides down your throat and that incredible sensation as it kicks in, if you know what I mean.
b8a2d7 No.15495538
>>15495485
Oh, I assure you, potion seller…..
<I can drink an entire large sized potion in a single gulp ;)
2fdc83 No.15495546
>>15495468
I've had just about enough of your shit potion seller.
4316a2 No.15495556
>>15495456
Could I get some "under the counter" prescriptions, if you know what I mean?
b8a2d7 No.15495557
>>15495468
I know my way around a large, powerful bottle of potion. Don't deprive me.
269aa4 No.15495561
>>15495456
I put all my best "juices" into this potion if you know what I mean. Also, I came into my hand.
46ce93 No.15495575
>>15495541
Enough of your games potion seller. I'm going into battle right now, and for that I only want your ♂strongest♂potions♂
5c1dcd No.15495590
b8a2d7 No.15495596
>>15495574
That was pretty nice. Comfy, even. I'll be waiting for next sunday night.
4316a2 No.15495620
You guys are pretty bad at innuendo holy shit.
>>15495574
"Cliffy B's next career choice."
b8a2d7 No.15495624
>>15495574
>Anons, read the credits as some twitch whore streamer.
Okaayyyyy!~ The credits arrrreee…..Anonymous! Original posterrr!~ Sponsered by Tooddd Howaarrrrrddd!~ ^w^
f5165b No.15495628
>>15495624
Ok, great, but now do it with a dick in your mouth.
46ce93 No.15495630
>>15495574
>Anons, read the credits as some twitch whore streamer.
[Twerks uncontrollably]
b8a2d7 No.15495648
>>15495628
You'll have to become a (((patron))) and donate to my livestreemss to see me and my sexi bf Tyreece having fun, you naughty boi~
b251ca No.15495678
>>15495574
>Rejected track names for Mario Kart
>Todd Howard's next big lie
>The thoughts of NPC's in the Pokemon series.
7d7104 No.15495682
>>15495574
Not bad anon, take it easy pal.
>>15495590
Gratzi
eb8763 No.15495684
Guess which old IP THQ Nordic is going to scrounge out of the dumpster next.
>>15495574
10b9ad No.15495690
>>15495574
Sooooo, ummmmm…like way 2 go, contestants. I play games and stuff…
8f0645 No.15495719
>>15495574
"sex mod releases for your favorite video game"
5c1dcd No.15495732
>>15495574
Video game characters forced to do IRL jobs
10b9ad No.15495733
>>15495574
How Arcades were back in the 80s/90s
3f2034 No.15495751
>>15495574
Things a character would do to earn an extra life. Or something like that.
29171e No.15495754
>>15495574
If AJ Styles replaced a main character
3d9d4e No.15495771
5c1dcd No.15495791
45a532 No.15495967
>>15494638
This but unironically.
>>15495771
>imgur