af9378 No.15484596
>battle royale MOBA
Have you ever seen an ultimate cancer given birth?
6c6c30 No.15484630
Can.. can cancer get cancer?
d13a63 No.15484804
we have reached peak cancer
1f54d5 No.15484845
>>15484596
>battle royale MOBA
So Custom Warcraft 3 map?
f83580 No.15484864
fd6f27 No.15484873
>>15484699
Why is there so much Komi everywhere?
a454be No.15484915
>>15484873
It’s the flavor of the month neurological damage manga where instead of people fixing their own lives and actually changing the fucking jewish control of the world, they become enveloped in and empathize with fictional characters in a fucking japanese drawing.
1554f2 No.15484926
>>15484596
Someone actually did it.
This is like how every FPS slowly became a disguised MOBA Hero game like Overwatch, Lawbreakers, and…fuck I genuinelly can't remember the name of the other game which is probably a good thing, all I know is that it was made by Gearbox.
>>15484915
I miss the days of Tomoko to be honest.
fd6f27 No.15484947
>>15484915
It's pretty cute, but has gotten progressively worse since chapter 70/80. It's weird to see how common it's gotten.
7141eb No.15484958
this is hell. i didn't survive that car accident
3535e2 No.15484969
>>15484596
>no wolf or fox class
>EA
it's going to flop
8b5325 No.15484979
>>15484596
This cancer — it is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
60f03f No.15485004
>>15484596
Same old same old, this doesn't look interesting though. Kids won't eat it up.
480435 No.15485008
>>15484596
Wonder why they'd even waste the time and resources slapping together this meme mode to try and cash in on a gimmick that's already overplayed and largely despised by anyone who isn't a dumb chink who spends 23 hours a day inside a net cafe.
84e535 No.15485012
>>15485008
Because there's a lot of dumb chinks and they're not particularly hard to convince to part with their hard earned factory wages.
f750c0 No.15485016
they actually did it. the mad men
89ffd6 No.15485051
>>15484979
Why contain it? S'cool!
000000 No.15485133
>>15484596
Both cancers will kill each other.
e02d1a No.15485143
>>15484596
I don't know OP I just know I want to fuck her.
d7a980 No.15485274
Does anyone remembers all the BR games shown at E3? like Maverick's Probing Grounds, i think i'm the only one that remembers and only because i feel sorry for the people working/worked in that game
000000 No.15486310
The main problem Battlerite has is that it's not immediately clear what kind of game you're dealing with. It looks like assfaggots, but it plays more like a top-down fighting game. I like it.
Not sure what to think of Battlerite Royale though. I tried battle royale games before and never liked them. Not to mention that one of the defining features of Battlerite is that there is no luck involved in anything. Everything deals precisely defined damage with no variation, there are no crits, no random events, and the arenas are perfectly mirrored. However, in the battle royale genre, luck plays a fundamental role. I think I'll stay on regular old Battlerite.
e11fd2 No.15486332
ec8f22 No.15486339
>>15485274
I really don't think anyone remembers anything from E3. It was just so underwhelming.
99260a No.15486341
>>15485143
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
3b5f7f No.15486342
I thought mobas were dying because of battle royale
ec8f22 No.15486376
>>15486342
They're dying because the entire genre is completely pointless. You aren't going to see people up and stop playing the game they've spent thousands of hours and god knows how much money on just to hop to another clone. Battle royal is the new "it isn't my fault I lost buying a skin will make me feel better" drug for these addicts to waste away on.
ddf45e No.15486589
Wouldn't it make more sense to have everyone start as the same blank character and then picking skills/talents/equipment as you find items or kill people to specialize? This looks like they were 90% through being done with a MOBA and just changed it to a BR at the last second for attention.
5fc5f6 No.15486606
Signed up for the beta OP, thanks for shilling it. Here's a link if anyone wants to join me ironically but not really: https://royale.battlerite.com/royale
aa6e47 No.15486623
reminder that if this were an mmo it would be good
000000 No.15486626
>>15486589
Battlerite is a MOBA that already exists. It's a MOBA in the sense that it's a "multiplayer online battle arena", but it has almost nothing in common with games like Dota.
Battlerite Royale is a new game by the same devs, set in the same world, using the same characters. Except it's battle royale.
80a4a4 No.15486627
But does it also contain deck-building?
e6e0df No.15486663
>>15486341
>he doesn't think satyrs are sexy as fuck
Your loss, homo.
e40b8a No.15486670
>>15486642
hello fellow goon
765f2d No.15486673
000000 No.15486887
Next beta starts in about half an hour and should last two hours. I'll check it out and report back.
-t someone who has over 600 hours in battlerite
52d42d No.15486896
Why do all these games have the exact same art style
64a40c No.15486940
We all died in 2007 but did not realize it. We are now in Hell
d0cd70 No.15486942
>>15486663
Satyrs are male by definition so you're a faggot
df4cf2 No.15486957
>>15486896
It's the potato face of video games.
e8da77 No.15486958
>>15486896
You know how there's the CalArts style for western cartoons? It's like that. Someone, somewhere, is churning out hundreds of "Game Design" graduates.
754317 No.15486964
>>15484596
but is it also a walking simulator visual novel?
a64942 No.15486967
>>15486663
whats with all the fuckable deer lately?
1554f2 No.15486969
>>15486964
Maybe when the game dies out?
a64942 No.15486976
>>15486663
and you know, she used to be a loli back in bloodline champions. i dont know why they changed that honestly, we coulda had a different sexy deer. none of the other characters went through such a radical redesign.
754317 No.15486978
>>15484926
>I miss the days of Tomoko to be honest.
me too
047e96 No.15487001
>>15486578
Beat me to it.
>>15486663
>he doesn't think satyrs are sexy as fuck
It's called sanity.
6e7cea No.15487068
>>15484596
Looks like boring shit slapped together just to try and desperately claw at a few shekels from the latest meme genre.
000000 No.15487090
>>15486887
Nevermind, it's tomorrow.
4638bf No.15487118
>>15486940
how would u die before i was born
fba42e No.15487141
All battle royal games are Multiplayer Online Battle Arenas.
Fuck, MOBA is the most retarded name ever. Thanks, Riot.
643a08 No.15487164
>>15484630
Cancer getting cancer would be the cure for cancer. This is cancer gone super saiyan. It has assumed an advanced form.
05f9f5 No.15487213
>>15487141
For some reason I just now realized how redundant this abbreviation is, Multiplayer is online per definition so the correct term would be MBA not MOBA but it is already too late and that's terror. And it wouldn't make it any less a pile of garbage
e2dad5 No.15487459
>>15484596
H-hahahaha.
Clown Reality = satire + time.
>>15486663
>lower half is literally a deer
>wanting to fuck deer pussy
You furfags are sick.
df4cf2 No.15487476
>>15487459
>Not wanting to fuck a deer
a64942 No.15487482
File: e7615342629575b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 510.14 KB, 1280x952, 160:119, 291485 - Battlerite Blosso….png)
>>15487459
well then its a good thing her mouth is human since that means her shit hole is human.
ec8f22 No.15487484
>>15486896
The vast majority of games like this are helmed by either ex Blizzard developers or went to the same school as Blizzard developers.
c4c9f8 No.15487504
>>15486940
>>15484958
Its funny you say that. TotalBiscuit actually recommended the original game and his curator page is still on front page of steam.
e2dad5 No.15487557
>>15487484
What school is that?
4e0941 No.15487598
>>15486896
The "toon" artstyle is ideal for a great many games on a great many fronts. It looks "good" with a minimum of detail, which makes it good for performance and budget, especially since even the amateur leftist minority hires have a hard time completely fucking it up. It's also highly readable which makes it perfect for "competitive" games, coupled again with the performance.
Bottom line is this artstyle is probably here to stay. Developers would have to be stupid to change it and things could be SO much worse.
000000 No.15487676
>>15487504
Well, nothing he said there is wrong. The original game is pretty good. This, however, will probably be shit.
8daf54 No.15487686
>>15486940
Yeah I'm pretty sure this is actually the case.
45de99 No.15487690
>>15484596
i absolutely must die
782b04 No.15487696
This combo makes perfect sense from a mechanical standpoint but it's probably not enough to get anyone to play Battlerite.
bf5831 No.15487698
>>15486896
Because they are all being made by the same jews.
>>15487690
Don't die until you get to see this die. What was that game some e-celeb bought because it was so dead he wanted to see it's lifeless corpse first hand?
a64942 No.15487699
>>15487686
it would explain why everything that isnt sinning is getting more difficult and less enjoyable.
eab332 No.15487718
>>15486663
Forest spirits are to be avoided, they're diabolic by their very nature. That's why the woods all have to be slashed, burned and replaced with fields, orchards, maintained woodlots and roads.
a64942 No.15487754
>>15487718
isnt that the exact opposite of true?
eab332 No.15487782
>>15487754
Satyrs in Greek art were often depicted as sexually depraved: Sodomites, rapists, and sadomasochists, because this is what they saw as the most-natural world. A world where there were no gods, no masters, no laws or moral codes. As a civilization dies, it yearns more and more for the natural world and its chaos.
a64942 No.15487821
>>15487782
well i do want to sodomize the deer woman
eab332 No.15487832
>>15487821
Kill yourself degenerate hippie. The woods, forests and jungles must be destroyed for the safety of mankind.
a64942 No.15487849
>>15487832
are you sure thats what youre concerned about?
50e053 No.15487867
>>15487849
The highlands were woods once, and woods were more maintained in medieval times.
e6e0df No.15487923
>>15487832
This nigger-tier logic of yours would turn the entire planet into Dune, just look at the expansion of the Gobi and Sahara deserts as an example.
eab332 No.15487930
>>15487923
The deserts of North Africa were caused by pastoral nomads, ie: goatfuckers.
a64942 No.15487994
>>15487930
were these like, goat women or were they just regular old goats?
db3ce0 No.15488269
>>15485274
>feeling sorry for shitskins working on shit for a shit company
That's not very Stoic Aryan of you
22a667 No.15488287
>>15486332
That's really interesting.
106ef7 No.15488293
>>15485143
>>15486663
>>15487482
In the very near future, game publishers will commission high quality artists to create AAA tier porn of their characters before launch/trailer showing. So as soon as the trailer airs and all the giddy 13 year old boys get a hardon the first thing they do is look for porn of the hot deer girl, and there it is in all its glory. Soon all games will be Battle royale MOBAs with micro transactions and prepackaged onaholes of their favorite kitsune character
9d5b70 No.15488339
>>15484845
I miss playing that broken fate map FFA
ec8f22 No.15488350
>>15488293
Blizzard already beat you to the punch on that.
a64942 No.15488842
>>15488293
still waiting on those nintendo switch onahole attachments
a238be No.15488863
>>15488293
I wouldn't care about battle royale mobas as long as the rest of your shit actually comes true and not stopped by obvious feminists screeching about misogyny and sexism.
We have worse things here.
ebeb7c No.15488924
>>15486978
>pic 2
I have a feeling that isn't the last image the artist made for that fetish.
4e0941 No.15488965
>>15484915
>actually changing the fucking jewish control of the world
Can't be done. Shit's fucked. Best you can do is grab some popcorn and watch it burn.
8df6ae No.15489365
>>15484596
Another day, another batch of fake news. This game wasn't a MOBA.
a64942 No.15489426
>>15489365
to be fair bloodline champions and its successor battlerite is more true to the name "online battle arena" than the games that are actually deemed "mobas". what a horrible misnomer right?
000000 No.15490891
I tried the beta. As someone in one of my games put it, the game "is exactly as much fun as every other battle royale game". It's shit. It's a grotesque parody of Battlerite (which is actually a good game). I seriously hope none of the people who play Battlerite switch to this garbage.