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4db71f No.15472590
Just your typical pokemon thread. In your opinion, tell me…
>what is the worst pokemon game?
>who is the worst pokemon?
>who is the worst pokegirl?
>wpwyf?
– Worst game from the main series: Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon. After playing Moon, playing through the same game again felt like a chore. Not enough new additions to make this retread feel worthwhile.
Worst spinoff: Pokemon Battle Revolution. When the Wii's online support got cut off, it had nothing interesting left to do. No story mode like Colosseum/XD. Not even a gym leader castle like Stadium 1 & 2.
– Worst gen 1 pokemon, Mr. Mime. It always disgust me to look at that pedophile clown.
Worst gen 2 pokemon, Stantler. There are better deer pokemon now instead of this ugly one with down syndrome.
Worst gen 3 pokemon, Exploud. Even as a kid, I knew there was something off-putting about this soyboy open mouth pokemon.
Worst gen 4 pokemon, Rhyperior. Nothing about this tryhard evolution's design works. It completely pales to its predecessors' simpler designs.
Worst gen 5 pokemon, Stunfisk. In gen with a literal trash pokemon, this retarded whoopie cushion still takes the cake.
Worst gen 6 pokemon, Barbaracle. Following the theme of me hating idiotic designs, this is yet another one.
Worst gen 7 pokemon, Alolan Dugtrio. And here I thought a gay pokemon couldn't get any gayer.
– Worst pokegirl is probably Hapu and her pajeet manbrows.
Of the more recognizable pokegirls, I'd say that Iris is the worst. She's up against cute white girls. And with Mallow around, Iris just can't compete against cuter looking dark-skinned girls either.
– Which pokemon would I fuck? Audino & Brionne. Their moe sad eyes are just too adorable.
26dd2b No.15472592
b94275 No.15472593
More like
WPWYF NO GIRLS EDITION
24b0d1 No.15472609
>>15472590
>>who is the worst pokegirl?
Zinnia, without a doubt
>>wpwyf?
Fuck off.
543034 No.15472636
>>15472590
>Pokemon Let's Go (for main games, Gen 1)
>Most of the Gen 1 Pokemon with no attempt at creativity (rattata, voltorb, diglett, etc…)
<worst none gen 1 Pokemon is stupid ass Stantler
>Misty sucked, but Serena is infinitely worse
>none
a033e0 No.15472745
Worst game? Copying a part of my post from another thread…
I've skipped X/Y…so the fuckery in USUM hit me like a fucking rock. Constant fucking talking, "barricades", boring characters, petting Pokemon that just ends up being annoying, shit story, ZERO difficulty and fucking BORING trials - and then they shower you with items and "Roto-Powers" (which would be cool if there was challenge in this game…). The soundtrack - always a high point of the series - is fucking absolute SHIT (except Guzma's theme - who's the only decent character as well). Mantine Surf minigame is literally the best part of USUM…how sad.
RIP Pokemon, it was nice knowing you. Thanks for all the good years.
Worst genwun mon: Ditto is kind of simplistic and boring - but I'm pushing it. They are all great.
Gen 2: Iglybuff.
Gen 3: Whismur
Gen 4: Happiny. I agree Rhyperior sucks too.
Gen 5: Darmanitan looks like a retard…
Gen 6: Hawlucha
Gen 7: Stakataka - what the fuck? Actually many UBs suck too. But despite USUM sucking as a game, the pokemon designs in general are great.
b6b58f No.15472773
dca87a No.15472778
Generation 7 is the worst for me, mostly because it drops some stuff I liked before (as usual) adds in the Z moves with the intention to replace Mega Evos (which mind you, were not even consistent in their implementation), makes the game even more linear than it already was and has some of the worst designs I have ever seen for their "totally not Pokemon" UBs, in general I know all games had their downs with designs but this has been pretty bad, also the way the camera works in this one makes it a pain to navigate without looking at the map.
Worst pokemon for me so far and that's only because of the design, that barnacle thing from Gen 6.
Worst girl? you know worst girl is the worst when you can't even remember her, I am trying to think about it but I think is easier to remember some of the ones I consider the best among the less popular characters.
I think I would do Sylveon.
aa0d08 No.15473128
>what is the worst pokemon game?
Either XY or SM.
>who is the worst pokemon?
Mr. Meme
Stantler
Swalot
Heatran
REMOVE LANDO
Hoopa-Unzipped
Magearna, Pex gets a special mention for how retarded it is online
>who is the worst pokegirl?
Zinnia by far, she's indistinguishable from a DeviantArt OC.
>wpwyf?
Glaceon. Mawile is for headpats.
>>15472745
>I agree Rhyperior sucks too.
4b1508 No.15473147
Let me be the first to say
WPWYF
and why
11ac91 No.15473174
>>15472590
>Worst Pokemon game
Always ORAShit. Never was a fan of Hoenn and aside from Mallville, which fixed my most hated city, the shit they did to everywhere was the worst on top of no postgame just like the GBA originals yet fucking loading for entering areas now and an infamouscombo of walls of text then fight and catch Legendary with absolutely no effort and "Battle Frontier is under construction" to have people absolutely dreading any new remakes, especially Sinnoh. Minus cutscenes and roadblocks being obnoxious and islands feeling underwhelming in scale because of it, I fully enjoyed SM and Ultra is only showing me improvements so get fucked.
>Worst shitmons
Gen 1: Magnemite line, Electrode, Exeggcute line, Kangaskhan, Vaporeon and Dragonite
Gen 2: Stantler and Smeargle
Gen 3: Illumise, Luvdisc and Clamperl+Huntail
Gen 4: Bibarel, Burmy line, Purugly and Rhyperior
Gen 5: Tepig line, monkeys, Unfezant, Sawk, Basculin, Vanilluxe, shitty gear line and Landorus
Gen 6: Sylveon and Goodra
Gen 7: Incinishit, Bruxish and Stakataka
>Worst cunts
Diantha and Zinnia.
>WPWYF
Lopunny and Lilligant.
11ac91 No.15473179
>>15473128
>Swalot
Right back at you faggot. Can't believe I forgot Heatran.
24b0d1 No.15473183
What's your favorite PokeMon and why do you hate kikes?
809142 No.15473801
>hating Alolan Dugtrio, Stunfisk, AND Barbaricle
this thread's getting a sage for shit taste.
I'd fuck lurantis and KFC
24b0d1 No.15473870
>>15473801
>>hating Alolan Dugtrio
i don't hate Dugtrio-A, but i don't understand how contact with its hair lowers your speed.
22237f No.15474740
So i've seen the recent lets go trailer and they reveal that:
post game, you continously fight trainers and get exp off them
you actually FIGHT legendary pokemon and have to beat them to be able to catch them, kinda makes it more special since you cant battle normal pokemon.
Since early game you'll be grinding BY CATCHING POKEMON, i was worried that i'd have a box full of pidgeys and shit that I don't care about and have to release one by one: BUT, they have an EV system, you release a pokemon and get candies for it(EVs)
i'm sold, note I don't think it's better in any way than current mainline, but i'm gonna be playing it.
c88720 No.15475428
So yeah. Crystal Clear. shockslayer site is dead and the domain is for sale so I don't know how to make one of my mons follow me and whatnot in that Crystal hack.
73814b No.15477799
>>15474740
That had my briefly interested, but then:
>As many people have speculated through various demos and videos, there are no held items in the game and no option to make a Pokémon hold an item. This means that many of the items you come to expect such as Choice Band cannot be found. In addition to this, Abilities also aren't in the game.
And then I didn't really care again.
11ac91 No.15477850
>>15473801
I find Stunfisk endearingly derpy, that Barbaricle thing neat and then Alolan Dugtrio cute and funny.
11ac91 No.15478163
>>15473183
Furret and I loathe any and all pathetic pests in the way of my brothers and sisters in the tree of humanity enjoying their love of tits. "The Jews" merely seem arrogant and are sickeningly obsessed with forcing the "goyim" into subservience no matter how much beauty and joy has to be ruined using the most pathetic wastes of life like femishits and barbaric hypocritically rapist subhuman puritans that will be erased with the true natural progression of time and mankind.
9b44d4 No.15479843
Gen 1 honestly had a lot of garbodor-tier designs that people would be disgusted with if they came out today.
The elemental trio in Magmar/Electabuzz/Jynx for instance are all godawful. Electabuzz looks like a muppet, like he came into my game to tell me the letter of the day. You know who else is joining him on Sesame Street though? Big Bird's gay pyromaniac cousin from hell. Magmar is several orders of magnitude worse than Electabuzz can ever hope to be, than any other Pokemon in the franchise. Its some weird amalgamation of dinosaur, duck, clown, and flame elemental with an ass on its face and hot cheetos for arms. Just gross looking. Its also got those weird metallic bits like the choker collar and the ankle shackles to give it that fetish vibe if it wasn't already creepy enough.
Now Jynx, don't even get me started on Jynx. I have to wonder what Japanese whore pissed off Ken enough for him to include this godawful abomination of a Pokemon, this affront to beauty everywhere that is Jynx. An exaggerated ganguro caricature is the last thing I would be expecting in a game about fighting alien creatures with kaiju and dragons. Like holy fuck its so ugly it takes you out of the game once you realize what its supposed to be. Its double fucked up for people in the West since the "joke" was completely lost on them and they instead saw a nigger, prompting Gamefreak to retcon her to purple in gen 3 and then deny her an evo when gen 4 handed them out to her brothers. Its ok Gamefreak, I'd like to forget Jynx existed too.
Now this is the part where I talk about the horror, the nightmare, Mr. Mime. Oh boy where do I start. First lets talk about the name, Mr. Mime Why is this one species of Pokemon deserving of such a title as Mr, and why is it followed by just what it is? Imagine if others were named like this. Beedrill would be Mr. Bee and Donphan would be Mr. Good. Autism about naming conventions aside, Mr. Mime's design is also deeply disturbing. Its debatable whether or not Alakazam can be construed as a reference to Satanism, but if Mr. Mime isn't supposed to be Satan incarnate I don't know what is. Clown, Demon, Cannibal, and Holocaust survivor are all thoughts that spring to mind when looking at Mr. Mime. The emaciated spindly arms that sprout from its squat, beetle-like body combined with the fat simplistic face, sharp curving horns, and giant froghands produce a visage that has been uniquely off-putting in every single one of its iterations. This diabolical Stephen King monster looks like something John Wayne Gacy would summon up as a stand. It doesn't belong on my team, it doesn't belong in a children's game, it doesn't belong on this plane of existence. I'd like to chuck it onto the Event Horizon or lend it to Hellraiser and have them take it back to whatever dimension of suffering it came from. Fuck Mr. Mime. If I ever make a fangame I'm going to fucking delete it.
9b44d4 No.15479862
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=xKJp_5lKiXI
Play this while you look at either one of these.
17aa3a No.15479954
>what is the worst pokemon game?
Diamond/Pearl if only for the extremely slow pace, battles, movement, surfing, menus, etc. Good thing Platinum saved it and HG/SS stole the show of that gen.
>who is the worst pokemon?
Whatever those sandcastles are called.
>who is the worst pokegirl?
The bland MC from Sun/Moon
>wpwyf?
Ditto, Salazzle, Infernape, Nidorina, Nidoqueen, Arbok, Lurantis, Furfrou, Mareep, Flaaffy, Hypno, Beautifly, Pikachu, Raichu, Dewgong, Rapidash, Flygon, Ponyta, Braxian, Delphox, Vulpix, Ninetales, Octillery, Leavanny, Arcanine, Volbeat, Illumise, Jynx, Milotic, Persian, Charizard, Glameow, Skitty, Delcatty, Purrlion, Liepard, Lati@s, Weavile, Bayleef, Meinshoa, Ivysaur, Golduck, Jigglypuff, Medicham, Clefairy, Simipour, Bellsprout , Lickitung, Aurorus, Primarina, Seadra, Horsea, Miltank, Mew, Jirachi, Roselia, Swanna, Roserade, Frosslass, Goldeen, Furret, Bellossom, Blaziken, Swampert, Kirlia, Gardevoir, Mawile, Seviper, Floatzel, Lopunny, Lucario, Zoroark, Shaymin, Uxie, Mesprit, Azlef, Meloetta, Audino, Whimsicott, Reucilus, Volcarona, Florges, Goodra, Tsareena, Eevee, Flareon, Jolteon, Vaporeon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon
28a184 No.15480020
>>15472590
>wpwyf?
>"which pokemon would you fuck"
<goes through the effort to post a complete sentence of around the same length and complexity three times in a row
<can't be fucked to do it a fourth time
<more importantly, acronym was used for the express purpose of obfuscating the question so furfaggotry is harder to detect
You're a faggot and you should kill yourself. Besides, Exploud is a great normal type tank that can be used similarly to Wigglytuff or Primape.
b94275 No.15480583
>>15480020
>Being this mad at the WPWYF meme
It's not about effort, it's about the meme, son
28a184 No.15480750
>>15480583
>memes
Let me tell you something about memes, son. Memes are retarded. People who perpetuate the idea - the meme, shall we say - that memes are worthy of anyone's attention are retarded. If you do so, you should probably find a way to euthanize yourself.
03ee1d No.15485145
>>15479862
>Not loving Omastar
Truly the mark of a faggot, I pity you little man.
7c4f4a No.15485286
>>15479954
Anyone else here thought Diantha was pretty sexy?
11ac91 No.15485323
>>15485286
No. Get that shitty literally who actress ripoff away from actual quality like Cynthia.
06a017 No.15485486
>what is the worst pokemon game?
X is the worst I've played so I pick that.
>who is the worst pokemon?
I never liked Mr. Mime either.
>who is the worst pokegirl?
Iris.
>wpwyf?
anything female and cute
88b4ad No.15498099
>>15472590
>who is the worst pokemon?
Any created post 2006.
a780f2 No.15499137
>>15498250
Pokemon Co. and Gamefreak on life support
24b0d1 No.15499142
>>15498250
That looks pretty nuts
a1023c No.15499147
>>15498250
Geez, not even a decent shiny coloration?
I don't know if its been said yet, but its a silver ditto with a lug nut on its head. That's it.
24b0d1 No.15499156
>>15499147
>Geez, not even a decent shiny coloration?
Not pictured: Its red tail that becomes blue in the shiny form
a1023c No.15499163
>>15499156
Why the fuck would that thing have a tail, let alone a red tail?
What an abomination.
24b0d1 No.15499180
>>15499163
>Why the fuck would that thing have a tail, let alone a red tail?
i think it's some kind of cable? Maybe it's a liquid metal monster that collects scrap metal to use as body parts.
9803a9 No.15502623
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Well it has a trailer and name now…
So the ditto thing was intentional.
>>15499180
The name "Meltan" does make it sound like its suppose to be liquid metal.
9803a9 No.15502638
>>15502623
Well i found the "pokedex" entry for it;
>Most of Meltan’s body is made from liquid metal, and its shape is very fluid.
>It can use its liquid arms and legs to corrode metal and absorb it into its own body.
>Meltan generates electricity using the metal it absorbs from outside sources.
>It uses this electricity as an energy source and also as an attack that can be fired from its eye.
>Clearly a curious Pokémon, Meltan is very expressive and shows an interest in all kinds of things.
So yeah clearly liquid metal.
Also its pure steel.
68b233 No.15502653
>>15502623
Alright, someone post the screencap of me being 100% sure it was a shitty placeholder.
I guess the design of it makes sense if it actually is supposed to be a solder glob with an electrical wire going into it, but why the hell is it an "ancient mythical pokemon" and not a random not-fully-evolved dex-filler like Magnemite? It had better evolve into something cool because this thing is too shitty to shift merchandise.
9803a9 No.15502682
>>15502653
Its looks pretty close to the gamefreak logo…
If they choose a more vertical object it basically be a match outside of the tail.
I could see it evolving/transforming into the gamefreak logo or something silly like that.
And the:
>It can use its liquid arms and legs to corrode metal and absorb it into its own body.
Makes it sound pretty likely that it could transform, though it becoming a bigger blob with the hex nut at the center of it makes more sense.
73814b No.15502724
>>15502623
A FUCKING LAGNUT
e0850a No.15502953
>>15485323
>Quality
>Cynthia
6c998b No.15502970
the worst thing about pokemon, no difficulty settings, yes it's a kid game, just give a new game + mode or something where battle items are actually needed, and you can't just run thru the game with one mon
24b0d1 No.15502978
>>15502970
>the worst thing about pokemon, no difficulty settings
the one time they did, you had to beat the game, and then could only unlock the difficulty for other cartridges. oh, and the difficulties were version exclusive, too.
090d2f No.15503141
>>15498250
>>15502623
>looks like ditto
>made of metal
>can possibly use transform
ayyy
11ac91 No.15503585
>>15502953
>muh "Lightning" boogeyman
KIll yourself.
24b0d1 No.15504592
>>15502953
"muh dick" is about as much quality as a pokemon trainer can get.
b94275 No.15504984
>>15504962
Which pokemon has the best asscrack then?
98f709 No.15504985
>>15504962
>furries don't like ice cream
What a bunch of faggots.
df2429 No.15505021
>>15504962
Yeah, except none are legendary except the nut and the cat. It'd be fine if there was more effort with the design, like victini, shaymin or something, but instead it's just different items and a copypasted ditto. I mean, christ. He looks like a random low tier shitmon that would be a common encounter, and even THAT design is bad if it ended up being a commom encounter regardless.
I don't know why you bundled him up with the rest, and I don't like how you're defending him and already making warped points and missing the main one.
Imagine making trubbish a legendary pokemon. That's how I feel right now, glorified spare parts. I don't care about the rest, I'd be thrilled to be another claydol (non-furry) or another elgyem (another non-furry) be mythical pokemon, then it would feel more consistent and less lazy.
GAMEFREAK IS ON FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT.
67183b No.15505128
>>15504962
It sucks seeing Pokemon slowly decline in quality. If they hired someone to objectively review their designs they could be doing a lot better.
I believe, in this case, crowdsourcing design ideas would yield thousands of original and memorable Pokemon styles.
Some of these Pokemon need retcons. It's that bad.
bbdde8 No.15505194
>>15505128
>crowdsourcing
Remember Duncan?
d37fa2 No.15505204
Worst games are obviously black and white, they just have a billion garbage pokemon (with no previous gens), the worst music in the series, and worst of all they introduced that super-linear design for all routes that modern pokemon games have. Fuck, the region is just a giant fucking circle, just nonsence geography
Its not my least favourite but ive always hated mamoswines design, it just ruined the cute as fuck piloswine/swinub thing
aa226c No.15505209
c59b52 No.15505245
What the fuck is going on with Kricketune, Gastrodon and Snover? What are those cries?
e5b401 No.15505273
>>15505066
>Any random pink blob or completely forgettable generic fish.
Does this count?
11ac91 No.15505353
>>15505204
>mad about no previous gen mons while the rest of us enjoyed rediscovering Pokemon
That's not a fact. There were still so many decent or even great new lines to enjoy that I don't even have the patience to do playthroughs with them all.
>worst music
Accumula Town, Pinwheel Forest, Skyarrow Bridge, Relic Castle, Icirrus City, Dragonspiral Tower, Route 10, Pokemon League, Elite 4, N's Bridge, N's Castle, Final N, Ghetsis, Legendary theme and Lacunosa Town all prove you utterly wrong, you deaf faggot.
b94275 No.15505386
>>15505128
Electrode is a mimic, though
1924f5 No.15505459
>>15505434
CUCKCHAN GET OUT.
1924f5 No.15505478
>>15505461
GET OUT OF MY BOARD, YOU FORCED MEME PUSHING CROSSPOSTING FAGGOT FUCK.
06a017 No.15505482
>>15505473
>shitpost using reddit terms
<wah, my posts are getting deleted
Go back to reddit.
1c25e8 No.15505520
Hey I just got Pokken Tournament Arcade running on my PC, no emulation even required my dudes
1c25e8 No.15505540
>>15505537
>Commies kill themselves.
I sure hope so anon
06a017 No.15505544
>>15505520
Looks like it's saying offline. Does it require a network connection or were you just messing with gamemodes?
1c25e8 No.15505555
>>15505544
It starts in offline mode by default since it isn't configured to connect to global matchmaking servers IIRC, local multiplayer does supposedly work, however, if you have two PCs on the local network. But I haven't tested this yet.
1c25e8 No.15505563
>>15505559
> possibly an SA goon, and you should probably kill yourself with great prejudice.
hahah wow just like relax my dudes
1924f5 No.15505565
>>15505559
Hey faggot. We haven't forgotten you casually use the word "Zoomers"
Retard hypocrite.
1c25e8 No.15505581
Looking at Teknoparrot, these is a separate executable for online mode but I'm too afraid of facing Japs, funny enough there is a language setting in the SERVICE MODE menu but the only option is JPN. The language files are all exposed though so if there's a way to know the format some madman could probably make a translation himself
1924f5 No.15505595
>>15505570
>Don't call me out!
>DON'T FUCKING CALL ME OUT!!
Okay, just breathe man, don't act like a cuckchanner. It's that simple!
1c25e8 No.15505605
>>15505597
Relax my dude no commies here bro
06a017 No.15505614
>>15505555 (checked)
How well does it run? Are you using MAME?
06a017 No.15505618
1924f5 No.15505620
>>15505603
>I'm not the Jew
>YOU'RE THE JEW!
Amazing logic. I'm suddenly forgetting that you were acting like a cuckchanner and using the lingo, oh-- wait a minute, I wasn't. Go the fuck back.
1c25e8 No.15505624
>>15505614
It runs flawless, it's not MAME, the game is a native Windows executable but it requires external programs like Teknoparrot to run because it needs to decrypt shit and make the controls work with your keyboard and mouse and/or gamepad (note, Google Chrome and Windows anti-virus will go fucking insane telling you not to run this program, just turn off realtime protection. add an exception to a folder and extract it in that folder and re-enable realtime protection, if you don't trust me that's on you so do your own research first)
06a017 No.15505672
>>15505624
>tfw Linux
I'll give it a shot in Wine.
1c25e8 No.15505679
>>15505672
Good luck, nut because of its reliance on external programs it may not play well with WINE so I wouldn't get my hopes up
1c25e8 No.15505684
>>15505677
Linux users, they have no Gates, they have no Windows, but most of all They have no Jobs badum tsss!
93980d No.15505889
>Tard-nut is a mythical pokemon
Well, there goes any chance it might evolve into something cool
But at least we'll never have to see it again after the obligatory movie tie-in comes out
11ac91 No.15505947
1d59e6 No.15505949
>>15505889
So far you have to bring it over from Go too, so it's double "never gonna see"
11ac91 No.15505952
>>15505812
This image looks soulcrushing.
e2000d No.15505979
>>15502623
>I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS POKEMON BEFORE
>10 seconds later pulls up documents and a picture of it
>THIS IS THE DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME
That promo video was pretty shit, makes me wonder if it really was a mistake that they released it early and had to cover their asses and shit out a video explaining it very quickly
ee9cd9 No.15506009
>>15472590
>what is the worst pokemon game?
Battle Trozei. The first game was fun, had a unique artstyle and had a lot of potential, then the sequel comes out and it's a fucking Puzzle & Dragons clone.
>who is the worst pokemon?
I want to say Meltan for obvious reasons, but Makuhita has pissed me off for a lot longer time and I don't know why.
>who is the worst pokegirl?
The black one from Gen 5. Fuck her.
>wpwyf?
I don't like to discuss my degeneracy.
I think I'm the only person in the world who liked Battle Revolution, probably because I didn't see the pre-release footage before finishing it.
1c25e8 No.15506086
I can't seem to be able to increase the screen resolution despite this coming with an official Namco tool to do it (SetDisplayResolution.exe). The program gives me absolutely no feedback no matter what arguments I pass to it (-h 1080 -w 1920, -1080p, -1920x1080.etc)
3a8fdb No.15506168
>>15498250
>>15502638
This is just an obvious placeholder or a hoax, given that it’s literally just the ditto model with some shit strapped to it. What we ought to do is come up with our own Gen VIII just for the sake of killing time until we see how shitty GF’s is in comparison to ours.
Reminder that they will NEVER break the grass/water/fire tradition in the starters, despite multiple other perfect cycles existing now.
Reminder that they will NEVER give us an eeveelution for every type.
Reminder that that they will NEVER fix the existence of megas or give real evolutions to some older pokemon that need them.
Reminder that the power creep will continue and this generation will have a Pokémon that is stronger than Arceus, stronger than MewtwoX, and stronger than Necrozma Ultimate.
Reminder that there will be yet another arbitrary and unnecessary gameplay-breaking gimmick that pushes battles even further toward OHKO-only scenarios.
93980d No.15506191
>>15506168
>This is just an obvious placeholder or a hoax
>Literally appeared in-game and had official promotional material released
I could buy that Go releasing it worldwide was just a mistake, and the websites talking about it were also mistakes, or just hacked, but getting the voice actors and art for the video on the youtube channel seems like a lot of effort for a lot of people to put in for something that isn't official
3a8fdb No.15506214
>>15506191
>it’s literally real
What the fucking fuck. Why does Ditto evolve? What purpose would it have?
93980d No.15506243
>>15506214
Ditto does not evolve
They can transform, it's kind of their whole thing
e2000d No.15506258
>>15506243
I mean, if Ditto transforms into a weird new thing and permanently stays that way, with different typing and everything, that's pretty much an evolution.
7c4f4a No.15506266
>>15506214
Why did GF copy off of metal slime?
Are they that really out of ideas?
93980d No.15506272
>>15506258
It doesn't, it's literally just a regular transform
This thing has absolutely nothing to do with ditto other than the fact that they really like its style
3a8fdb No.15506284
>>15506272
>it has nothing to do with ditto
I like how you think you know this, by the way.
>it has nothing to do with ditto other than literally being the ditto model with some shit tacked onto it
lol
93980d No.15506307
>>15506284
>wah, why is this a ditto evolution
<it's not
>b-but the devs were lazy and gave it a ditto body
Why are you so insistent on being retarded to try and win an argument nobody is having but you
It is literally not a ditto evolution, or a permanent transformation, it's a mythical poke that random dittos in Pokemon Go temporarily transformed into
bb3dcb No.15506334
>>15472590
>worst pokemon game
X/Y
>worst pokemon
I don't have a least favorite, although there are some pretty shit pokemon in terms of stats.
>worst pokegirl
Zinnia. It's the only Pokegirl I can think of that I dislike entirely when I normally feel indifference at worst.
>wpwyf?
Normally I'd say no, but if I have to pick one I'll be boring and pick Gardevoir. The series is dead to me anyway.
31a955 No.15506920
>>15506168
You forgot
>Reminder that they will NEVER un-break Steel so that Ghost can just fucking walk over everything
>>15506214
>Steel type
Useless. The one thing that might be good about this is that, if it really ends up being number 808, we might get another black/white situation where we end up in a new map with completely new pokemon with none of the previous gen pokemon available until after you beat the E4. it won't happen. Everything is advertising the same handful of pokemon with more shit with pikachu, lucario and the other associated shit
31a955 No.15506934
>>15472590
>what is the worst pokemon game?
x/y
<introduced megas AKA no dedication evolution
<nerfed steel into uselessness
<went back to padding the pokemon roster with previous gen pokemon
>who is the worst pokemon?
<Bronzong encouraged the nerfing of steel because the retards at GF couldn't just remove one of it's abilities
<pikachu is fucking useless no matter how they advertise it
<lucario is furfag bait and worthless
<charizard is overrated incarnate
>who is the worst pokegirl?
Couldn't tell you since I didn't care much for most of them.
>wpwyf?
That's for me to know and you to wonder.
24b0d1 No.15506967
>>15506934
><introduced megas AKA no dedication evolution
yeah that's shit for those like sableye and mawile who could have gotten an actual evolution instead, and may be locked out of them until their Mega forms get retconned
><nerfed steel into uselessness
to be fair, for what reason should steel resist ghost? although the loss of dark resistance is dumb
><went back to padding the pokemon roster with previous gen pokemon
they do shit out the pokemon games way to fast lately don't they?
><Bronzong encouraged the nerfing of steel because the retards at GF couldn't just remove one of it's abilities
i don't recall bronzong being that good
><pikachu is fucking useless no matter how they advertise it
yeah, give raichu some more love. it should have gotten a mega evo based on its scrapped gorochu evo
><lucario is furfag bait and worthless
>worthless
how?
><charizard is overrated incarnate
i like charizard, but it totally is overrated.also i like M-charizard Y better than X
93980d No.15506969
>>15506934
>the retards at GF couldn't just remove one of it's abilities
GF has this insane aversion to "retconning" mechanics that are visible to the player
They can tweak shit under the hood all they want but god forbid they combine nidoran into one pokemon or remove the incense requirement to get baby pokemon
24b0d1 No.15506988
Since S&M introduced evolving legendaries with the Cosmog line, could Meltan be an evolving mythical?
24b0d1 No.15509482
Bumping with a sweet kiss
88b4ad No.15513011
24b0d1 No.15513162
>>15513011
Evolving legendaries used to be unlikely, too, and yet here we are.
cadb53 No.15513212
>>15513162
IS THAT BEAST WHAT I THINK IT IS
I'M FUCKING OUTTA HERE
24b0d1 No.15513729
>>15513212
it is some japanese thing posing as that sand castle monster whose english name i forgot
1924f5 No.15513758
>>15506251
Hello, I am a decently executed slime. The Hex Nut is a badly executed slime.
Please go back to cuckchan.
24b0d1 No.15513882
>>15513758
oozes with leftovers sticking out of them are fine too.
>also, implying that being a palette swap of a bubble slime based on a palette swap of a different slime counts as "decently executed"
1924f5 No.15513888
>>15513882
It's at least more pleasing to look at than a copypasted ditto.
Having a loli slime in pokemon would be fucking amazong anon.
24b0d1 No.15514393
>>15513888
>Having a loli slime in pokemon would be fucking amazong anon.
Play Moemon
fd52f6 No.15514693
>>15506934
The steel nerf still never made sense to me since ti is supposed to be a defensive type, and it was already weak to a few common types. If anything they could have buffed ice to actually make that a viable typing for offensive use.
The only things I liked about mega evolutions is that it made useless pokemon actually viable, but then they ended up giving pokemon mega evolutions that were already good on their own. They could have just added alternate forms or stat changes to pokemon who needed it.
07e191 No.15515819
I skipped Sun and Moon so got Ultra Sun today, thinking of doing a nuzlocke for the first time. Does surfing count as a new catch or is it one and done no matter what form of encounter?
0659c6 No.15515864
>>15505273
For some reason when I first played Ruby I was under the impression that this fucker evolved into Milotic. Then I just found out it never evolves and time was wasted needlessly.
0659c6 No.15515869
>>15514393
Is Moemon actually worth playing? Any decent dialogue?
93980d No.15515881
>>15514693
>Implement mega evolution in battle in a fucking stupid way that makes it only good for permanently replacing bad pokemon, or for strategic sidegrades
>Only ever put out megas that permanently replace already good pokemon with designs that 90% of the time look worse
>No strategy, very few pokemon that actually needed the help got it
Makes me wonder how these retards got their jobs in a place as cutthroat as japan
>>15515819
Only one
But it's a self-imposed rule anyway, so it's up to you
11ac91 No.15515980
>>15515881
Name the 10% so I can tell you your taste is shit and which ones are actually good.
fd52f6 No.15516103
>>15515980
No him, but I have a couple I like
>Beedrill
>sableye
>Mawile
>Steelix
>Glalie
b64b57 No.15516162
>what is the worst pokemon game?
Yellow. You are forced to start with the worst electric rat in the history of Pokemon.
>who is the worst pokemon?
Rhyperior by far. Quad weakness to grass and water and multiple other vulnerabilities. Its also very ugly when its compared to Rhyhorn or Rhydon.
>who is the worst pokegirl?
Misty. Useless and annoying fucking cunt.
5bfb15 No.15516172
>>15516162
>You are forced to start and keep the worst electric rat in the history of Pokemon.
FTFY. Also is there any electric type that's actually worse than Pikachu?
5b2da0 No.15516175
24b0d1 No.15516937
>>15516175
*spiky-eared pichu
414ec8 No.15516990
>>15516162
>that mp4
>that spacing
Pretty good bait.
11ac91 No.15518912
>>15516103
>Charizard Y
>Pidgeot
>Beedrill
>Gengar
>Gyarados
>Mawile
>Altaria (cute, beautiful, visibly more powerful)
>Metagross
>Rayquaza (all 3 of the weather trio honestly looked incomplete and underpowered to me)
>Abomasnow
>Gallade
>Audino
Honestly, I even think Manetric and Lucario aren't bad designs when you look at how they improve the original design, which I didn't even care for, the big thing being for all the stuff added for the latter, it actually looks natural and even that retarded yellow fur and tail are fixed. From your list I'd only
call Sableye outright effortless shit and Glalie bad, though I get why you like it. Not a fan of Steelix.
All of the designs I mentioned I can argue to be solid and would have been nice for special extra permanent evolutions.
52d5e1 No.15519017
There is a flash game online where you need to solve puzzles so you can jerk off various types of pokemon.
The pokemon can be either male or female so you either jerk them off and rub their glands or finger fuck their pussies.
5cf7f1 No.15519805
>>15516162
>misty
>worst pokegirl
Shittiest possible taste
1924f5 No.15519964
>>15513162
Oh fuck! Is that a new legendary pokemon? Fucking amazing design.
93980d No.15521391
>>15518912
Megagross looks silly
>Manectric
jesus fuck anon what are you doing
11ac91 No.15524290
>>15521391
Goes from a dog calmly charged with static electricity to a wolf wildly shaped like a literal lightning bolt. I'm surprised the same gaijin who made shitty Vanilluxe designed it, but he also made Golurk.
Yes, it arguably looks stupid, but I can see where they were coming from and I like it along with a possible reference to whatever Zinogre was inspired by. Who the fuck even remembered him aside from a few oldfags who thought Electrike looked cool to raise? Where else could they have gone with a hypothetical evolution? This alone says Megas weren't just for obnoxiously pushed shit.
950dad No.15524342
Megas should have been real evolutions with real names. Ignore for now that they shouldn’t have gone to the Pokémon that were already the “best” competitively, they just should have been proper evolutions, even if they were only going to happen at level 80 or higher. I got so autistic once that I even came up with a list of said names, but I’m not on my desktop right now and don’t have it handy.
01c12a No.15524418
>>15524290
OwO wut is dis? *notices rip off*
d5ef3f No.15524421
>>15506934
Bronzong wasn't even good. Metagross barely overused competitively. Steel itself needed nerfing and ghost and dark attacks lack the raw damage needed to make them threatening and it also would have been ridiculous if it had those defenses while still being good against fairies.
Next gen they should prioritize balancing rock and ice types. Rock was good when the meta centered around spamming hyper beam and that was 6 gens ago, but now it's a liability. Get rid of the water and grass weaknesses since most rock types are ground type and weak to those as well. Ice needs a few niche defenses like fairy, bug or flying to give them switch in opportunities. They currently have none unless it's due to dual typing.
>>15514693
>but then they ended up giving pokemon mega evolutions that were already good on their own
That's because it was based on popularity before anything else. Why do you think Charizard got 2 megas?
0ea722 No.15524499
>>15524421
>Bronzong wasn't even good.
Someone never played gen 4.
>Rock was good when the meta centered around spamming hyper beam and that was 6 gens ago, but now it's a liability.
It's garbage defensively but it's still one of the strongest offensively.
>ice
Ice has the same problems as rock, just worse. I feel like the best fix would be to add resistances to ground and flying (both types that need an offensive nerf anyway) and a mutual resistance to water, similar to how bug and fighting resist each other. Change scald to a reverse freeze dry
d5ef3f No.15524521
>>15524499
>Someone never played gen 4
It still wasn't that good. The only reason people used it was because Garchomp was everywhere and because it was good at setting up sneaky pebbles. Gen 5 neutered it by giving everything flare blitz and sneaky pebbles, and in general strugged because hyper offense because more viable with rain and run setters.
93980d No.15524847
>>15524290
>Goes from a dog calmly charged with static electricity to a wolf wildly shaped like a literal lightning bolt
It looks like someone gave it a fucking halloween costume and painted its nails
You're insane if you think that looks ferocious or intimidating, it's just as silly as frisbee-form salamence
d5ef3f No.15525396
>>15524847
They should have made it look more like a worg with a more muscular front. You can fit in the lightning bolt design much more easily that way since lightning bolts are bigger on one end usually.
180478 No.15529874
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>>15519017
Monster Mind, right?
4b1508 No.15530892
>>15521391
>>15524290
>>15524847
Megaman looks cool and you guys have shit taste
88b4ad No.15532623
>>15524847
How else would you evolve a dog then?
93980d No.15534314
>>15532623
Make it look intimidating
You know, like a dog, and not some rich blonde cunt's purse puppy
000000 No.15534535
>>15519017
>>15529874
>>>/fur/68812
Includes a download link too. good fap for a flash, too bad the artist mostly draws gay shit