b2e3e4 No.15467478
https://www.howmanysyllables.com
5-7-5
In his dad's castle
Killing everything in sight
Upside-down too
The princess's castle
Indivisible presses
Magical paintings
Wearing sunglasses
In the middle of the night
Vision augmented
ネット持つ
スパッツを着る
ロリさいこ!
4dd775 No.15467485
An awesome prayer
Approaches swiftly, GRAVEYARD
Keep your dignity
acf12c No.15467494
>>15467478
>Castlevania: SOTN
>Mario 64
>Deus Ex
Did I win?
23252b No.15467498
>>15467478
>Symphony of the Night
>Mario 64
>Deus Ex
>>15467485
'Prayer' is one syllable. I can't figure out the game, though.
Villagers undone
World held outside your grasp
Fuck the cat loli
>>15467494
nigger beat me to it
9759dc No.15467499
>>15467478
what the fuck is a haiku?
1871be No.15467503
OP is big gay
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
Super faggot man
23252b No.15467504
ef72d0 No.15467505
Just got a new job:
Fuck children; save the planet
Unteralterbach
Fuck your guesses; it’s a good haiku
cbe5ca No.15467516
>>15467499
Chink poetry that
never manages to rhyme
it's that fucking bad
b2e3e4 No.15467521
>>15467494
>>15467498
Yes, those are the correct games in the OP. Now figure out the last one too.
23252b No.15467526
eaf883 No.15467527
cbe5ca No.15467536
This game is so shit
It's not a very good game
It's your favourite
b2e3e4 No.15467539
>>15467527
>ネット持つ
>Splatoon
なに？
b2e3e4 No.15467543
>>15467498
>Villagers undone
>World held outside your grasp
>Fuck the cat loli
Dark Cloud?
48ee9c No.15467554
A hot desert town,
Three hooligans take the hand,
Not Alexanders.
Style, impetuous
Defenses, impregnable
Grovel at your feet
MY ARM MY ARM MY
ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM
I SUMMON UP THE…
23252b No.15467558
>>15467536
Final Fantasy 6.
23252b No.15467561
>>15467543
I could have made it less obvious with the cat loli.
424154 No.15467566
What have i performed
For all of my many deeds
It returns to nil
cbe5ca No.15467568
>>15467558
I actually don't like that game, so spot on.
7a072c No.15467572
806dac No.15467581
>>15467521
The loli ape escape game?
23252b No.15467590
>>15467554
Head of the fountain
Shatter walls and build your strength
Perhaps you'll survive
d685ea No.15467609
>>15467516
Works in Nip, doesn't work on English and sounds so goddamn pretentious.
ee7ed9 No.15467619
Go save the world tree
Through mist and branch to kill dwarfs
'member your mantra
eab85b No.15467626
>>15467609
>sounds so goddamn pretentious
Using less words to convey/suggest a deeper meaning isn't pretentious, you don't even know what that word means, faggot.
cbe5ca No.15467656
>>15467609
It doesn't in their rice paddy lingo, not a single time, not even one small rhyme.
d685ea No.15467674
>>15467626
I meant in English, you know the words conveyed because they are spelled that way, plus the amount of syllables can get in the way while the syllables and their usage in Japanese vary, which makes it work.
>>15467656
You won't learn Japanese with that attitude.
cbc091 No.15467677
A tale of eight tales
Spawned by one cruel betrayal
He did nothing wrong
bfec1e No.15467679
the goat is dead now
flowers, gold yellow, sorrow
eternal torment
black disease, ruin
machines malfunction, begin
humanity gone
lines of paint, coins, gold
cursed and sold, magic ruin
ball of pink, nightmare
this game sucks ass man
reddit has it's hands on it
community gone
1871be No.15467682
>>15467626
Video games aren't like poetry and haikus don't rhyme
9a510c No.15467689
>>15467478
This is retarded because haiku's aren't even possible in English because they're actually based on morae and not syllables.
For example, "in" on your first line would count as 2 morae.
cbe5ca No.15467690
>>15467674
I don't want to though. They don't make games that I like anymore, and the ones they used to make that I do like have all been translated adequately because they never had much to translate in the first place.
eab85b No.15467697
>>15467689
That's a common misconception. Jewish modern textbook knowledge says that haiku's are based on morae, but if you actually do some research in the original japanese it's based more on ligma.
bfec1e No.15467700
>>15467697
I thought it was more based on updog.
cbc091 No.15467706
bfec1e No.15467708
>>15467706
>he doesn't know what updog is
I bet you don't even know what the Icup is.
eab85b No.15467711
>>15467708
>>15467700
It's like I'm back in highschool
bfec1e No.15467719
>>15467711
classics never die
d82b46 No.15467729
>>15467679
>the goat is dead now
>flowers, gold yellow, sorrow
>eternal torment
MEMEGAME
>lines of paint, coins, gold
>cursed and sold, magic ruin
>ball of pink, nightmare
Kirby.
>this game sucks ass man
>reddit has it's hands on it
>community gone
TF2? Too many games have been raped by reddit. Be more specific.
bfec1e No.15467731
>>15467729
>first one
same
also, correct
>second one
bingo
>third one
might as well be
it's a valve game that used to be a mod like TF
642089 No.15467738
It's not Goldeneye
The same team worked on it though
Fuck that gay robot
bfec1e No.15467743
ee7ed9 No.15467745
>>15467731
Garry's Mod
>>15467738
Perfect Dark
Rare's character designs have always been garbage, from the "put googly eyes on things" school of stupid shit.
A bear and a bird
Blue backpack and yellow shorts
Hot witch game over
642089 No.15467749
>>15467745
>perfect dark
good job
Sort-of RPG
Also sort-of a sports game
You'll master your bait
bfec1e No.15467751
>>15467745
Nah, I'll give another hint though. Only the matchmaking is left.
>bear and a bird
Banjo
bfec1e No.15467775
How about these
Genocide, empire
a red dragon, big babies
silent black, the dawn
cycles, mentors, you
wife is murdered, beasts roam free
cycles, gates, guilt, you
4dd775 No.15467786
>>15467526
Nope. Hint: It's a bullet hell. Main characters are a zombie supersoldier, a girl with pretty much every chronic disease, an artificial loli-shota demigod, and a mech-piloting fairy.
fbb16b No.15467821
>>15467485
YOU GOT INSANITY
ca146b No.15467827
skilled and foolish men
casting rods, empty of bait
into muddy wells
4dd775 No.15467828
>>15467821
YOU MUST RESHAPE ONESELF
ea37c8 No.15467861
He's in a haiku
The worst thing he could think of
But funny as hell
4dd775 No.15467868
Depressed man leaves home
To save RPGMaker
A Platonic quest
8e6130 No.15467871
>>15467516
Niponese poetry that rhymed would be the dumbest shit ever. The language only has 5 vowel sounds and "n", they have to constantly reuse the same words for different concepts let alone diversify their ending sounds. Rhyming never caught on there because the language rhymes consistently in normal use.
>>15467868
Lisa, easy.
>>15467775
First is Drakengard
4dd775 No.15467872
>>15467871
I know nothing about Lisa other than that it's some post-apocalyptic game with a balding man as the protag.
9a510c No.15467873
go dungeon crawling
beating and raping monstergirls
pure waifu harem
fec90c No.15467882
>>15467861
It's the hombre who attends the Penny Arcade gaming convention
It's Pax Mayne!
>>15467868
Lisa?
>>15467751
A game with only matchmaking that still works.
Can't be The Ship, that requires direct connect via console. L4D still worked last I checked. CS: GO maybe, but I think it has private servers.
Oh, could it be Portal? Ruined by reddit fits, with their stupid cake memes, and the sequel had matchmaking co-op.
>>15467873
Sakura Dungeon?
8e6130 No.15467886
Easy
Dad kills wife and child
He Journeys forth to get revenge
Everything turns dead
Medium
Father loses daughter
Skeleton boy is a fag
That girl has a dick
Hard
Boy stuck on island
Dog, duck and finally mouse
Shit gets confusing
>>15467873
The Dungeon of Lulu Farea
b2e3e4 No.15467894
fec90c No.15467897
>>15467886
> easy
God of War
> medium
que?
> hard
Kingdom Hearts
8d5ae9 No.15467899
>>15467897
Medium is Nier.
1b11b9 No.15467914
Alone and hunted,
You must pave over the world
Though that makes things worse.
4dd775 No.15467921
>>15467882
Nope, not Lisa.
bfec1e No.15467937
>>15467882
Counter Strike was the answer. The only one that ever gets players is GO and it was killed by reddit.
46c2db No.15467948
>>15467498
>nigger beat me to it
gta sa
08ca2d No.15468037
>>15467498
>'Prayer' is one syllable
Pic related.
>>15467749
Some porn game.
>>15467914
Shadow of the Colossus?
>>15467679
>last one
Could be a lot of games.
1b11b9 No.15468087
>>15468037
>Shadow of the Colossus?
Nope.
bfaf55 No.15468158
>>15468037
A nigger might say "Prair" (as in, "prairie dog") rather than "Pray-er". In which case, it would be one syllable.
fec90c No.15468179
>>15468158
Depends on the accent. The southern US or Australian drawl has it as a single syllable, while upper-class English would have it as two.
92dc82 No.15468190
>>15467775
Drakengard, E.Y.E.
>>15467886
God of War, Nier, Kingdom Hearts
>>15467745
Banjo Kazooie
Desert samurai,
stone men and cannibals
Alien wasteland
Cloistered frustration
I want not subterfuge but
Cuman genocide
Fumbled narrative
abandon your galaxy
never to return
Game with two players
move you, the pawn, underground
with six fingered hands
92dc82 No.15468195
>>15468190
>fucked up the first one
e18cf5 No.15468208
His hearth was stolen
The world is going to end soon
Kill God in the end
accd2e No.15468225
Are you fellow nips?
Nay, everyone's Korean
Also muh tattoos
Innovative game
Always posted as a joke
'cause of the title
Having fun fighting?
Command that army instead
Stay for the soundtrack
fec90c No.15468229
>>15468225
third one is Brutal Legend
8e3690 No.15468230
>>15467868
Space Funeral.
C'mon, people, it's not a long game.
eea4be No.15468249
>>15468225
1 is Yakuza
2 is underrail
03f83e No.15468251
Alone in the world
She's truly independent
She don't need no man
Again she explores
A world of duality
Help dormant sentients
354e84 No.15468263
It's up to me now
I need to warn the others
Before darkness falls
I must return home
Pestilence is approaching
A prelude to war
aa8087 No.15468264
>>15468229
Correct.
>>15468249
Yakuza 2 to be precise. Underrail wasn't what I had in mind for 2 but I guess it applies.
>>15468251
Sounds like it could be ReCore.
e74a24 No.15468276
Maze brimming with traps
Still the girl moves onward
Her whip clears the way
Halls full of corpses
Still the girl moves onward
No bones will stop her
She faces creatures
Still the girl moves onward
Deeper and deeper
And as child meets child
The battle ends. The girl stops.
Holding her father.
45104c No.15468278
e74a24 No.15468282
>>15468278
Damn right, although I guess mentioning the whip made it a bit easy.
141767 No.15468285
OP's site is fucking me up when I try to do these. How is "million" two syllables? Wouldn't it be "mill-ee-on," not "mill-yun"?
97c195 No.15468286
Children revive trees
Post apocalyptic mist
Their gloves talk to them
May have made it slightly too hard, but there isn't too much more I can think of that wouldn't instantly give it away
549089 No.15468293
4be941 No.15468379
The theme of this post
Glorified picnic blankets
Death by jet engine
Be mutant dindu
The source of child support checks
Stolen by emo
I like the big flicks
Now I am the action man
In-law is a fuck
Ships in the water
Turning seas into war zones
My penis stiffens
9a510c No.15468389
9a510c No.15468402
eating and eating
gaining more new body parts
journeying through time
002748 No.15468455
flags stick out of dirt
demons humans aliens
all yell cleanse purge kill
>>15468264
>recore
Is it any good?
5389b4 No.15468532
These are both probably too easy, but this is fun.
rice ball on the floor
"what's this?" he asks, and bends down
his life is ended
it was all a dream
the opening told you this
nerds still complain tho
2f94e3 No.15468544
Homosexual?
That lifestyle does not appeal.
I do not like dick.
d4d171 No.15468545
1. Machines and mystics
A blimp that kicks it all off
Ancient Prophecy
2. A night of carmine
From the isolated shrine
Our heroine comes
3. Conquer many lands
Do it all for the sake of
Dispensing 'justice'!
>>15468455
Dawn of War?
5389b4 No.15468565
criminals fear you
they all attack you at once
just mash triangle
>>15468402
E.V.O. Search for Eden, and I'm ashamed it took a second glance to realize it.
0257e3 No.15468820
>>15468455
>is recore any good
Well, there was then, and there's now. Initially it was hyped as an xbone exclusive, an open world metroid-y thing by developers of metroid prime, yada yada. A big deal, basically. When it released (xbone and windows 10), gamejournos pretty much collectively said "wow, this is fucking nothing" and it was promptly forgotten.
Since then, two things happened - a definitive edition was released, adding an alright amount of content (two overworld areas and ten dungeons, most notably). And more recently, THQ Nordic (those madmen again) took it off windows 10 and put it on steam for twenty bucks. At that price or pirated, on win7, and without the expectation that it's the Next Big Thing in open world, then yeah it's worth checking out. Think a clunkier and less stylish Darksiders 2 built around robot familiars you can collect and customize.
c0022e No.15468832
i lost all the stars
journey to earth my cute son
don't get bears or cows
b36e53 No.15468845
>>15468832
Katamari Damacy?
c0022e No.15468852
002748 No.15468863
Red Green, Yellow,Blue
Time stops, favoring no one
Clairvoyant victor
>>15468820
Sounds nice. How's the shootan?
>>15468545
>Dawn of War
Yes
813a8a No.15468881
>>15468544
Haiku please stay
0257e3 No.15468891
>>15468863
It's technically a TPS but it plays like an RPG, so don't expect anything from that angle.
d58f91 No.15469019
Giant robot fights.
Best fighting game on PC;
endless roundhouse kicks.
b2e3e4 No.15469559
>>15468532
>it was all a dream
>the opening told you this
>nerds still complain tho
Mario 2?
b3e418 No.15469651
Function without heart
Rain meteor from the sky
Look master a wolf
5389b4 No.15469658
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15469559
>Mario 2?
Correct!
aa3fc8 No.15469688
Broken promises
Commit bestiality
Friend died in the cold
b2e3e4 No.15469693
fd7e9a No.15469702
RIP my caravan
General Gobbledigook
Take drugs, kill a bear
03f83e No.15470425
>>15468264
No, my 2 haikus were metroid prime 1 and 2.
de7d21 No.15470483
Slaughtering mechas
In a tuk tuk with cannons
For freedom and cash
bfec1e No.15470524
bfec1e No.15470535
>>15470524
>responded to the wrong post
first one was supposed to be
>>15468190
b2e3e4 No.15470666
0257e3 No.15471681
My boss is a cunt
Better be in a cartoon
Than meet the deadline
a91aa9 No.15471708
Suplex a mecha
Memes, DNA of the soul
Nanomachines, son
873dc9 No.15471729
Here there is no breeze
Nor falling leaves to tell time
but eternal honks.
3d6685 No.15471732
>>15471708
>not making a haiku out of the lyrics
Which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
(yell) Rules of Nature
bd9e2d No.15471768
Bro versus twin bro
Girl seeks vengeance for mother
All for lost power
a91aa9 No.15471802
>>15471732
I sharpen the knife
And look down upon the bay
For all of my life
0b12fd No.15471813
An immersive world
Numerous great quests to find
A mountain to climb
bfec1e No.15471900
>>15471813
Why hello there, fellow imageboard user.
I hope you bought it 50 times because it's a good investment.
068534 No.15471988
Living in tunnels
Kill the hostiles, change filter
Do They need to die?
Metro 2033
a2aafe No.15472041
Head to Jupiter
Shouldn't have come here Stalker
You will be worm food
b2e3e4 No.15472100
Husband? I'm a girl!
Hammer is the mightiest
Forges a woman
9a510c No.15472105
>>15468565
Good shit nigger, but yeah you should be ashamed.
a86a8a No.15472108
Headwear is queen here,
but the queen's a bit nutty;
collect old watches.
0257e3 No.15472150
9a510c No.15472228
>>15467498
>>15468037
>>15468158
>>15468179
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/prayer?s=t
According to this, prayer is one syllable, unless prayer means a person who prays.[prair] and [prey-er] are essentially two different words with different usage but the exact same spelling.
1.
girls give you money
guards get pissed in town if hit
lots of mini games
2.
cowardly slaughter
ascend to confront yourself
arising up high
3.
seek to slay a king
extraterrestrials scheme
prevent genocide
4.
the balance crumbles.
dragons abound here and there.
mollusk versus child
5.
the messiah awakens
henceforth destruction ensues
to a new planet
7.
canine specter howls
precious stones prevent any loss
beware betrayal
8.
quaint crayon scribbles
non-stop wailing never ends
a bird delivers
fa2679 No.15472320
>He actually thinks that haiku is about syllable and not mora
Haiku isn't about syllables but Mora, a phonological timing unit that represents a minor sonority peak (with the syllable representing a major sonority peak thus is why it is mostly occupied by vowels which are the most sonorous sounds. Every vowel is a mora, but every mora is not a vowel. Moras that are not vowels are basically at the Coda of the syllable. In Japanese, dipthongs (two consequetive vowels), long vowels, geminates (two consequetive consonants) and the nasal /n/ can be moras in the coda position (not the nucleus).
The reason I am throwing this autistic fit is because what you are writing is not a haiku, because you are actually using more moras than what the Japanese are using. English is not always a CV.CV.CV.CV structure language, like Japanese which barely has any coda consonants (save for few cases like /n/)
So yeah, how about you learn Japanese and perhaps some linguistics the literature can use more than kikes like Chomsky. Anyways here is my try for Xenogears:
ギアを持つ
者達が悪
と戦う
e1a3cf No.15472330
Firearms are plenty here
Your foes need condiments and bun
Whine about platform.
9e7b31 No.15472332
>>15472320
Sounds complicated
Can you explain in more detail, with examples in English?
Other I guess I won't even try
9e7b31 No.15472335
fa2679 No.15472392
>>15472332
Alright, a syllable (represented by sigma σ) is basically a sonority peak (peak of sounds, because speech is like a wave, going up and down). It branches into two nodes, the Onset and the Rime. The rime also branches into the Nucleus and the Coda. So in a word like "bat", /b/ is the onset, /a/ is the nucleus (because vowels have more sounds in them, unlike sounds like /p/, /k/ etc, thus is their status as the peaks of the syllables). /t/ is the coda. The reason rime is called that is basically because of its rhythm: bat, fat, cat, sat, mat, hat, see how the phonemes /at/ rhyme?
Phonologists have discovered that the rime (if it branches into the coda) has more weight, and that syllable weight affects phenomena like stress (there are algorithm for stress patterns in languages, one way of defining them is finding heavy syllables, syllables that have codas). In order to capture this weight, the classical syllable structure was replaced by the mora syllable structure, in which the Rime (nucleas + coda) affect stress.
Take words like:
A.gen.da
In.[sai].sor (incisor)
[vjoo].la (viola)
the syllables [gen], [sai] and [vjoo] are heavy because they branch into the coda, and thus they have two moras (syllable with two mora = heavy). In Japanese, haiku is not about syllables, but moras.
d93d7b No.15472440
>Against an old friend
>I create advanced machines
>Eight sons to fight his
ebec03 No.15472523
Hyper realistic
Too much spent on voice acting
None on bug fixing
8d5ae9 No.15472535
b5c1e2 No.15472598
>>15467478
最高 is spelled さいこう, not さいこ
635aed No.15472737
>>15472620
GTA San Andreas?
de7d21 No.15473140
>>15472523
Sounds like every AAA game released in the past 5 years.
59224f No.15473816
>In Anime World
>Running an eternal quest
>For the twelve great shines
>>15467485
Hellsinker
>>15470483
JUST cause 2
5bad64 No.15473873
The Prestige remake
But with robots and AI
Thats pretty much it
>>15472228
5 is basically Age of Smegmar and probably what is happening to 40k right now, but those arent games anyways.
>>15468379
The last one is the game where the boats are girls but I do not play weeb shit or know the name.
>>15468190
Kenshi
d93d7b No.15473921
>>15472535
Well, if you want to be nitpicky, Megaman 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, or 10.
Dr. Light built the robots in 1 and 9 (and there were only six of them in 1), Dr. Cossak built the ones in 4, and Wily stole the ones in 6 from various other creators.
444b6a No.15475222
An hourglass reverses
Fancy knife, so precious
Sand in my trousers
0a94c2 No.15475232
>>15475222
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, if only because that applies to all four games
444b6a No.15475349
>>15475232
Buttocks on a boat
Hunted royalty gets mad
Ow the edge
A Kidnapped waifu stabbed
Spiky chains embed in arm
Snarky double
bfec1e No.15476894
bfec1e No.15476897
>>15473873
soma
polite sage for double post
b2e3e4 No.15476938
>>15473921
10's bosses were inflicted with a virus, not built by Wily. The first 4 bosses in 7 were only reprogrammed by Wily. 3's were co-created by Light. It's only Mega Man 2, 5, or 8
bfaf55 No.15477142
>>15472228
>[prair] and [prey-er] are essentially two different words with different usage but the exact same spelling.
Those are called heteronyms (the opposite of homonyms). Like how "she is close", and "close the door" sound completely different, but both are spelled the same.
b0eb51 No.15477597
this game has shit guns
it's a physics tech demo
only good for mods
840b06 No.15477602
>>15467499
I have a business
Installing styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket
de7d21 No.15477609
>>15473816
>JUST cause 2
JC2 doesn't have mechas.
840b06 No.15477611
>>15477597
Half life 2 I guess
b0eb51 No.15477622
c2e5e2 No.15477649
1fb5e8 No.15477662
>>15477602
>DJO
Good taste my man.
Amazing parkour
Pretty subpar story though
Dropkicks are the best
11aff8 No.15477688
c2e5e2 No.15477706
>>15468545
>3
Sengoku Rance?
9a510c No.15477843
>>15472598
I think he meant サイコ as in psycho. What kind of loli would run around in spats catching apes in a net unless she was a psychotic loli psycho?
d0b9a7 No.15477854
I have a big dick
Enemy has one bigger
On the ocean waves
83ec26 No.15477863
Pilgrimage of light
Refill the chalice of life
One more year survived.
Holy fucking shit
Why did my dad save this guy
Dragon Fetishist.
Man, made of metal
A bloody typhoon of edge
Nanomachines, son
c4175d No.15477870
Island full of fruit
Threatened by bad yellow man
Harder than Cuphead
b48bee No.15477871
>>15477854
I don't remember there being a videogame adaptation of Moby Dick.
51159e No.15477876
58ec3d No.15477923
Have you seen a girl?
Black hair, turned seven last month
She is my daughter.
d0b9a7 No.15477928
58ec3d No.15477933
>>15477928
Wow I made it so obvious I didn't even expect people to reply and you still failed.
congratulations.
38250c No.15477944
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
A massive tree burned,
While a dreamer wanders on,
Collecting its shards.
In the land of Hips,
A cat can gamble freely,
while a panda drinks.
The power of God,
And Anime on my side,
Can't stop the Jew Devs.
The answer to both,
Research and Fashion problems,
Is a big fat sword.
c4175d No.15477953
38250c No.15477955
61a1b1 No.15477957
Beautiful Spritework
Shoot Train before it crushes you
Heavy Machine Gun
38250c No.15477964
>>15477957
>>15477957
This has got to be Metal Slug, right?
58ec3d No.15477967
>>15477957
the slug of metals the second.
61a1b1 No.15477974
>>15477964
>>15477967
That's correct, my men of enriched melanine
58ec3d No.15477975
My dead wife called me
back to the place we called ours
so I could kill her.
8de591 No.15477984
All hell's broken loose
Nigger protects little girl
You have no choices
2c7bb1 No.15478065
I am a nigger
do steal and kill yet
help the blind
I'm not sure this is how haikus work.
38250c No.15478116
>>15478065
First: Five Syllables
Middle: Seven syllables
Last: Five Syllables
87b88e No.15478132
>>15477975
Silent Hill 2
>>15477984
The Walking Dead: Season 1
Friendly pedophile,
My sister wants to fuck me,
Watchers, they dance
87b88e No.15478136
>>15478132
(The) Watchers, they dance*
2c7bb1 No.15478142
>>15478116
Oh shit, I accidentally the middle sentence.
I'm being a faggot because I can't make it any easier without making it obvious.
I am a nigger
steal and kill, but help the blind
it's all for a street
de7d21 No.15478278
>>15478142
San Andreas. The "help the blind" part took a me a second until I remembered Woozie.
c96d9d No.15478318
Before I was masked
Nobody cared who I was
A big guy for you
2c7bb1 No.15478328
Trust not the people
they are as fake as gold bars
Trust only your girl.
>>15478278
Yes.
>>15478318
Arkham Origins?
b2e3e4 No.15478620
Who can be trusted?
Lone wolf and man in coat
Trust nobody else
99feda No.15479027
I love Sim City
STRATEGIC LAUNCH DETECTED
Its 90%
58ec3d No.15479054
>>15478620
Darkwood?
I just started playing it and it seems to be shaping up that way.
4cd03b No.15479104
>>15467679
>black disease, ruin
>machines malfunction, begin
>humanity gone
Nier-tomatoe?
b2e3e4 No.15479152
afcc75 No.15479181
Bitter bartender
Your white haired boss is the best
Robot lolita
f7341a No.15479204
littleshrimp's new game
original character
do not steal, okay?
b2e3e4 No.15479263
>>15478620
Replace the middle line with
>Lone wolf and man on the couch
My memory is shit.
2c7bb1 No.15479298
Take a drag, it helps
Mission, rescue, fratricide.
Now you're on your own.
>>15478328
I don't think anyone will get it, so Elona
8d4547 No.15479307
>>15479181
Sounds interesting, is that game any good?
afcc75 No.15479319
>>15479251
Well, "game" is a bit of a stretch, it's more of a VN.
But I had fun with it, for what it's worth.
38250c No.15479336
Ninety-nine puppies,
And All I got for it was,
The sequel's trailer.
f7341a No.15479344
38250c No.15479350
7e36b7 No.15479461
>>15479307
It's a conversation/drink making simulator.
8d4547 No.15479589
>>15479461
Saw that, but is it fun? The western devs also make me wonder if it’s pozzed?
58ec3d No.15479614
>>15479589
>The western devs also make me wonder if it’s pozzed?
he's our guy
70d0d8 No.15479644
>>15479204
Touhou? I don't get this one.
c4175d No.15479686
A world of magic
But you are a fat virgin
Leave your mum's basement
23252b No.15479716
>>15467590
I didn't think this one would be particularly difficult. I guess I'm the only fag on /v/ who liked Isles of Terra.
03f83e No.15479841
Korea's finest,
Your base is under attack,
Conscript reporting.
d93d7b No.15479919
de8ed2 No.15480041
Thirteenth Hour heralds
A mysterious Tower
Ah the End Begins!
24dfb6 No.15480246
She was perfection
When asked whether to join her
I only said, "Nah."
d4d171 No.15480298
>>15480246
system shock 2 baby
>>15480041
Majora's Mask perhaps?
f29f58 No.15480312
>>15479614
Consider it bought so long as it’s fun. I’ll watch some gameplay.
a36020 No.15480375
A discussion was held
Withered, at nature's behest
Vengeance calls: note deuce
4f9209 No.15480434
>>15480041
Terranigma. Ezpz.
daf267 No.15480436
Seek satisfaction
Take the enemy princess
Hyper weapon time
de8ed2 No.15480440
>>15480298
Sorry anon its
>>15480434
Terranigma i would have also accepted Illusion of Gaia and Persona 3.
>>15480436
Rance has too many games where he does that shit.
af2279 No.15480454
a14fbb No.15480460
its not homm but close
a classic fantasy war
big titty halflings
af2279 No.15480470
>>15480460
I want to say one of the new King's Bounty games
Second guesses: Fantasy General or one of the later The Settlers
a14fbb No.15480484
>>15480470
no, but now i have to double check them for big titty halflings
af2279 No.15480565
>>15479027
that sounds just like Metal Marines
5bad64 No.15480593
>>15476897
You are correct.
aa3fc8 No.15480608
E-sociopath
Destroy lives for fun and cash
Fuck Revelation
a14fbb No.15480610
aa3fc8 No.15480611
>>15480610
Shit, you got it.
23252b No.15480615
Crazy racing fun
Cutscenes I can't remember
Childhood forgot
af2279 No.15480636
>>15480615
Mega Race had some funny cutscenes you'd want to remember and it came out long enough ago that you might have forgotten it
23252b No.15480646
>>15480636
>PC game
I'm afraid not, anon. This game was one my older brother played with me approximately twenty years ago, and we didn't have a PC. I wish I could remember it. If it helps, the cutscenes invovled strange, alien-looking creatures doing wacky shit.
af2279 No.15480655
>>15480646
do you know what system it was on?
aa3fc8 No.15480662
You have a bad day
Designated piss button
You regret nothing
23252b No.15480669
>>15480655
It could have been anything up to the third gen, because this memory is from before my mom died and that happened when I was nine, in 1998. Anything from that generation that played cutscenes is probably a contender. I wish I could remember more but I can't.
23252b No.15480671
>>15480669
>third
Fourth, fifth and sixth gen also would apply, upon further review. Why are console "generations" so fucked up? It's confusing.
bfec1e No.15481037
bfec1e No.15481057
>>15477662
Mirrors Edge
>>15477863
>Dragon Fetishist.
I don't know but I want to.
>>15478132
la la la la la
la la la la la
the watchers they dance, such fun
Angelus best girl in the entire Drakengard/Nier universe without a shadow of doubt. Prove me wrong, pro tip: you can't.
0257e3 No.15481116
>>15480454
Didn't think anyone would get it, good job.
>>15480662
Postal 2
fc67e6 No.15481160
Racing among stars
Racing within outer space
Racing on rainbows
99feda No.15481175
03f83e No.15481269
>>15479919
Nah, command & conquer red alert 2.
87b88e No.15481318
>>15481057
I'm more an Accord man myself, but you have fine taste, my nigger.
Skinny blue vampire,
He was killed and killed again,
All over a sword.
Red hot rampage,
Strawberry on the shortcake,
Gotta mow the lawn.
Adorable squirrel,
Suffers the worst hangover,
Sunflower titties.
Hand drawn witch cleavage,
Only pedos enjoy this,
So sayeth dwarf lover.
d4a5e2 No.15481327
floating skull could have
fucking told me where to get
my fucking journal
de7d21 No.15481331
>>15481327
Updated my journal
353cc2 No.15481380
My legs are broken.
Help, where do I go on mars?
My legs are ok.
de7d21 No.15481584
>>15481380
You gain Brouzouf.
b3d55b No.15481662
in a foggy town
gas station attendant
is the mastermind
070219 No.15481676
Fifty-six to choose
Only four are viable
Some have good assists
afcc75 No.15481829
>>15481318
>Red hot rampage,
>Strawberry on the shortcake,
>Gotta mow the lawn.
No More Heroes?
0257e3 No.15481852
>>15481318
Soul Reaver, No More Heroes, Conker's Bad Fur Day and Dragon's Crown
>>15481662
Purse owner the fourth, Although the attendant was the primary instigator, she didn't really mastermind anything per se
87b88e No.15481903
aa3fc8 No.15481988
Please don't snap me in
Smack me when I have five bars
I can't control it
aa3fc8 No.15481994
Is this vidya?
Know the secret? Go to end.
Plot twist: Lesbians.
b54356 No.15482054
>>15481318
>Hand drawn witch cleavage,
>Only pedos enjoy this,
>So sayeth dwarf lover.
This is the best reference to Dragon's Crown I could have ever imagined, thank you
91df6f No.15482219
Speed starts really low
Eating corpses in a cave
Elves please go away
Little girl follows
Dying in the puppy cave
My spells have failed
Mutations spreading
Hide in basement of an inn
Comfy training time
67f01e No.15482714
>mighty chimpanzee
>his quest is for his lost love
>his partner a shark
8edc1d No.15483189
>>15470483
Civilian justice league
0b14b8 No.15483297
Can anyone screencap the bread and post here?
Screencap not working here.
bfec1e No.15483959
>>15481318
Accord is definitely a top tier waifu. Excellent taste.
b0eb51 No.15484010
Only one nigger
"good guys" bash the fash in space
Sequel has unlocks
90's kid meme game
Good with emulator hacks
Führerbunker gun
Are these still demons?
For mouse, a new dimension
First shotgun a shit
Make your own mascot
What could possibly go wrong?
Almost had a show
Only on Xbox
Just like previous haiku
Even same color
Will the sequel come?
We've waited for it so long
Gotcha, it's not that
Girl has lots of dreams
>lel she's on acid xD
Maker went missing
Just got a remake
Music from a band member
Third one has furbait
bfec1e No.15484165
>>15484010
>Make your own mascot
>What could possibly go wrong?
>Almost had a show
WHAT COULD PAWSABLY GO WRONG?
fc67e6 No.15484580
Seems like mine ( >>15481160 ) was too difficult for you guys. Answer was Mario Kart btw.
348abb No.15485373
There's no story at all
But lorefags think otherwise
burn yourself alive
Sit down in a chair
Wake up in another chair
It's copy not cut
A maiden's a slut
Rolling stone gathers no moss
The fat man doth hook
9632a2 No.15485404
>>15472228
8 is Yoshi's Island
9632a2 No.15485408
9632a2 No.15485442
A fanmade sequel
Schizophrenic manic mess
Chainsaw wolf bike dream
Drugs before sleeping
I wrote it down in a book
Now it is a game
Disease and rust
Take a nap in the PC
Urban nightmare world
2a0ba2 No.15485445
>>15485408
>>15484010
The creator is probably dead at this point
f4edad No.15485459
Kill monsters for cash
Use cash to buy better guns
You gormless tosser
>>15485373
>There's no story at all
>But lorefags think otherwise
>burn yourself alive
Dark Souls
a7da48 No.15485503
>>15485442
Lady with chainsaw
Is secretly a furry
And rides a moped
It's just a black book
Nothing strange is happening
What do you mean dead
A keyboard pillow
Her face is hollowing out
Don't wake up again
I wanna believe the guy's still around.
2a0ba2 No.15485522
>>15485503
yume 2kki and .flow
Give me some more difficult ones so I can test my knowledge on these shitty fan games
9a510c No.15485525
9b76e9 No.15485656
>>15467677
Live a Live
>>15472228
5 is Meme Girl Returns
>>15484010
5 is Blinx
You stop evil plots
Your dad is better than you
Third game stars a priest
38c3a8 No.15485733
>>15467478
No love for limericks?
I remember that very, very old limerick thread and a lot of inputs were really witty.
Anyway:
1.
escaped cave today
I just want lots of money
my legs are okay
2.
everyone calls this
map painting simulator
more like: 3rd Reich sim
3.
make delivery
ad infinitum repeat
Baltic DLC
348abb No.15485797
>>15481994
Gone Home
>>15485733
1. E.Y.E
2. Hearts of Iron? Probably a different 4x
Pick up the dagger
Let others feel the dagger
Press tab for your score
Your lover is dead
but that is not confirmed
until the next game
**Same game as above, but way easier:
Blink to high places
Possess to fall safely down
Time Warp is easy mode
8af799 No.15485889
My very own bot
A mercenary life for me
Fuck, overheated
>>15485733
3. Euro Truck Simulator?
>>15485797
2/3. Dishonored?
06ea9f No.15485926
Oh shit it's a rat.
You should rest and meditate.
Now I can hit it.
f7341a No.15485945
6b39bc No.15485951
>>15485889
That's some Armored Core.
Wound up, chivalrous
He rides on a bottle donkey
For sweet cuckoo puss
8af799 No.15485972
>>15485945
>>15485951
Correct, but a bonus round to guess which specific one it is. Easy Mode:
This was a mistake
Should have left old shit alone
Hold the line, Raven
9b76e9 No.15487602
>>15485797
1 Is GMOD Murder or some variation of it.
71517f No.15487753
>>15467478
Awake and alone
Journal has been updated
The nature of man
It's fucking soccer
Except it's not quite soccer
What a save!
It's a fucking war
A war with waifus and lords
Roy is a man's man
Step through the portal
Pounding prehistoric cunt
It's a flying car
9b76e9 No.15487762
>>15487753
2 is Rocket League I think
4 is definitely Chrono Trigger.
d4d171 No.15487795
d4d171 No.15487813
>>15487753
1 is planescape
3 sounds like Fire Emblem but that last part could be a red herring
bfec1e No.15487823
>>15485733
>my legs are okay
MY LEGS ARE OK
71517f No.15487843
>>15487762
>>15487813
Spot on.
Have some more, because this shit is pretty fun.
You're framed for murder
Clear your name with more murder
Catch the fucking train
Killed by a hit squad
Back with cybertech and spells
Buckle up, chummer
1999
Big money and big prizes
The host always wins
Another school day
Writing poems for some slut
Don't leave her hanging
Let's board a spaceship
And be lesbians in space
Choose red, green or blue
9b76e9 No.15487866
>>15487843
2 is Shadowrun SNES
4 is Doki Doki Meme Club
5 is Mass Defect 3
9b76e9 No.15487997
Soldiers versus bugs
There are some aliens too
Seven years from now
Cool hip snowboarders
Franchise died six years ago
Negro Englishman
School where bad is good
Protagonist is a nerd
Last boss is your slave
Aces of aces
A one man air force pilot
Shoots down a rocket
Sketch your character
Save a town full of furfags
From all that darkness
Explore randomness
The plot is full of bad feels
We fix the future
ed107a No.15488093
paraphrase lovecraft
while nothing fucking happens
best girl is a bee
9b76e9 No.15488119
>>15488093
Night in the shitter
de8ed2 No.15488136
Creatures of the night
Hide behind their personas
Judgement approaches!
71517f No.15488216
>>15487866
Hey, you're pretty good.
Have some more.
It's TF2 but
It has waifus and cooldowns
And Rule 34
Fly around the world
Picking fights with the locals
Family men go home
Mercenary dude
Caught in a love triangle
and mommy issues
Your ride gets shot up
Kicking ass in Hollywood
I'll shit down your neck
Where it all began
Lord was assassinated
The genre is dead
You and two others
Kill robots, steal gems and jewels
There's also bat tits
f4edad No.15488271
>>15487843
1 is San Andreas
3 is Smash TV
>>15487997
1 is Earth Defense Force 2025
2 is SSX
4 is Ace Combat 4
>>15488216
1 is Overmeme
2 is Street Fighter 2
3 is Final Fantasy VII
4 is Douk 3D
6 is one of the Sanic Adventure games but I don't know which one since I haven't played anything past the Genesis titles.
ed107a No.15488285
>>15488119
anon you're right but damn you guessed that quick
a47df3 No.15488377
>>15488136
Don't Open It: Isolated - Alone Apart
de8ed2 No.15488451
>>15488377
i dont know what game that is but no its not.
23252b No.15488490
>>15488136
Vampire: The Masquerade
de8ed2 No.15488569
8edc1d No.15488748
On the waves of fate
I fight tyrants for loved ones
My cursed hand kills them all
8edc1d No.15488772
>>15488748
Fuck, didn't realize until I posted that the last was 6, not 5. Fuck it, i'll forfeit mine with the answer then.
9632a2 No.15490391
>>15485503
First and third are right but the second isn't. I like how you responded with your own haikus; that was a fun twist.
bb6b05 No.15490641
>>15488451
>>15488569
>i dont know what game that is but no its not.
Is this nigga for real?
aa3fc8 No.15491856
Tried picking my nose
Lockpick skill not high enough
Died picking my nose
4be941 No.15491878
>>15473873
Kantai Collection. The theme was capeshit and KanCole is considered a superhero game series by Wikipedia for some reason.
de8ed2 No.15491897
>>15490641
plz no bully
no i really don't know what it is
2338b0 No.15492166
>>15479027
Supreme Commander.
Man, I have to play through this game again sometime, even though I know I will forget to build anti-nukes and just get frustrated.
Good taste
aa3fc8 No.15492207
Looking for my son
But left my heart in Vegas
Mod overhauls when?
9b76e9 No.15495777
9b76e9 No.15495789
>>15492207
>>15495777
Wait fuck
>son
Fallout 4
Check em anyways
1b6469 No.15495808
Whatever the last line says i can only notice it says "loli", its like a batman signal for me
fda029 No.15495821
Space bug wreaks havok,
Growing for years, warping time.
Go! Save the future!
6fdb8a No.15495842
You leave a tavern
You get killed and reborn
You kill your helper
5bad64 No.15496089
>>15484010
3 is quake. 2 might be wolfenstein.
the first shotgun has a tight spread for far away targets if it is quake
f4edad No.15496142
>>15495842
Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain
e4d0ae No.15496351
VN EDITION:
1
A world made of snow,
and quite a decent plot;
there's no best girl though
2
Fuck all the girl holes,
destroy the hell hole;
wolf fang rules
3
You try to protect,
but madness abounds;
your waifu is kill.
14b6af No.15496833
>>15487997
5 is Drawn to Life?
Couple easy ones
1
Beacon gives vision
Kill massive flying lobster
Wasted potential
2
Roommate is lover
He's turned into a meatball
Get fucked by monsters
3
Models look like shit
Glorified movie promo
Dead on arrival
9b76e9 No.15496873
>>15491856
Quest for Glory 1
>>15496833
Correct.
Its the Age of Sail
Six protagonists to play
Athens to Turkey
3deff9 No.15498693
Two hours in length
The entire thing is great
Pink guy saves the day
Now your memes end here
I played college ball, y'know
Nano-machines, son
Unstable space mercs
fight on to collect solar
be sure to thank Joost
b8583a No.15499062
>>15491897
If you've actually played the game you were posting about, you'd know I answered right. No prob though. I got my (You)s.
459f4c No.15499183
>>15481318
Only one of those is actually a haiku. All the other ones fuck up the first line
976b83 No.15499199
you're not very big
what's the next step of the plan
eternal parody
8d420e No.15501807
I've got balls of steel!
Time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum
Gas the kikes racewar now
bfec1e No.15502039
>>15498693
Not only did filthy frank die, the whole project suffered a painful death didn't it. Just devolved into blatant youtuber shilling and now he's doing shit sound cloud mumble rap. The proof is in the pudding, just look at pink season compared to the pink guy album and how soulless pink season is. Look no further than the age restriction on the pink guy album and the complete lack of any age restriction on pink season. At least the project is dead now, and it ended on a relatively good note if you only look at the skits, a short skit staring dade and joji, a humble bowing out with an old friend of his.
polite sage for off topic
bfec1e No.15502040
>and I forget to sage
niggers tongue my anus
3e0dcc No.15503090
Stolen humanity
Fantasy world (with jetpacks)
Twelve hit points.
1cbbfa No.15503179
Dense clouds of shrapnell
Amidst death-bringing sand
Hailstorms of bullets
Engines are roaring
They push the behemoths
Swimming in the sky
Yet one of them breaks
A thousand parts, and four men
All vanish from sight
0a7406 No.15505796
>>15467478
Lost with amnesia
I'll just borrow this man's gun
It's time to escape
d3775f No.15505895
He awoke on a slab,
Though he has no memory,
He keeps a journal.
Machine or magic?
Upon flaming wings a fall,
With one survivor.
A hornless namesake,
The steel containers will draw,
Ire from the Chaos'
They shall move quickly,
While the prize flies in their faces,
The greatest, no more.
The city of Atlas,
Once populated by the brave,
Is now a ghost town.
0a7406 No.15506791
>>15467478
I enter in haste
Desperate to find the room
In despair she lays
c04bbc No.15506796
>>15472250
>Subscribe please…
Got a chuckle out of that for some reason.
608c17 No.15506818
Dinos I kill here.
Time travel to the future.
Satellite strike too.
>>15506791
Beautiful.
206400 No.15506923
Blue shit in the ground
Offworld oligarchy
Fuck those desert niggers
109b63 No.15506944
Islands in the sky
Gross neglect of body parts
And secret assholes
>>15505895
Planet escape - tournament
Arcanum
?
?
Bioshock maybe?
1cbbfa No.15506955
206400 No.15506958
2c7bb1 No.15507025
A wonderful dream
become an adventurer
or run out nude
Time for school, you're new
have fun with friends and teacher
Expel the pregnants
A nigger nigger
lol Xd so random
and also the cuck
de8ed2 No.15507171
>>15499062
ohhh, i got you anon. im slow as fuck bully away.
But i opened it the first time and chose the tremere the second.
e4d234 No.15507328
Nameless hero
Save the world with murder
Third sucks giant ass
2c7bb1 No.15508089
ae283b No.15508115
e4d234 No.15508141
>>15508115
Correct. That was a softball though, first line especially is a dead giveaway if you're familiar with the game.
d3775f No.15508175
>>15506944
First two are right. I'll make another for the fifth.
City saved daily,
the threat it succumbed to was:
The bottom line,
144ea4 No.15510004
15a7f1 No.15516442
ce633b No.15516464
Nigger Nigger Nig
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nig
Nigger Nigger Nog
f4b03f No.15516476
>>15467478
You gain it all now
When you fall and your legs break
What is going on?
f4b03f No.15516483
>>15516476
Another one:
It is the last one
Numbered from one to the last
But more are made still
89fb67 No.15516493
>>15516476
EYE: Divine Cybermancy
>>15516483
Final Fantasy
5dcb39 No.15516507
f4b03f No.15516516
>>15516493
I suck at riddles, it's hard to find the balance between a tough riddle and a solvable one.
Alright, here's a slightly more obscure one, each haiku's hint is enclosed
Stratagem you need
We must all cling together
to survive this war
squishy-soft, cloying
It was once japan only
but now it falls here
A birthday for her
But, sadly it was shallow
she deserved better
f4b03f No.15516542
>>15501807
5-9-6 is wrong
a haiku: 5-7-5
get it right you scrub
2e207e No.15516599
>>15505895
Third is Dawn of War: Soulstorm and Firaeveus Carron screeching at METAL BOXES.
Here's mine:
Prison vessel crashed
On an invaded planet
Reach the mothership
642089 No.15516641
Immersive as fuck
Can almost taste the vodka
Well, don't just stand there