26ca1d No.15460691
GOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY
And welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway!
On tonight's show, I just leveled up, Anon!
Where did I put my mana potions, Anon!
Who's getting the loot from the boss, Anon!
And hey, you got cheeto dust on my keyboard, Anon!
I'm Drewanon, let's come on down and have some fun!
Welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
Yes sir, the points are like your opinions to Hideki Kamiya. Worthless and irrelevant.
How about we get right into everybody's favorite, Scenes From a Hat!
So, most of you know how this works, but here's a quick run-down for fresh meat.
Before starting the show, we take suggestions from all the Anons. The good ones we put in this nifty hat. The bad ones are used to keep the furnaces going in Mark's Jew dungeon.
Now, I'll pull out suggestions one by one and we'll see how many our Anons can act out, starting with…
What you can say about Sonic, but not your girlfriend.
2b3985 No.15460694
Your autism is what makes you appealing.
74db97 No.15460709
>>15460691
I came in faster.
8e79b3 No.15460720
>>15460691
Sonic gets Tails, but I get Heads.
>>15460712
Stay a while and you'll find out
bcf9e6 No.15460729
>>15460691
Yuji Naka on my balls.
fb2976 No.15460730
He doesn't have fur on his arms.
8e79b3 No.15460734
>Before starting the show, we take suggestions from all the Anons
Where do we do that? I'd like to make some suggestions.
c487ec No.15460757
247097 No.15460760
>>15460691
lets get the bat involved this time
c77f39 No.15460764
I wanna stick my dick in crazy.
000000 No.15460775
Kinda looks like Teddy Roosevelt
26ca1d No.15460778
>>15460734
It's just a bit from the actual show, but I'd be happy to take suggestions after this session for the next one. Usually I just make them all up myself.
>>15460694
>>15460709
>>15460720
>>15460729
>>15460757
>>15460760
>>15460764
>>15460775
If EA ran a daycare center.
602739 No.15460789
>>15460778
you can upgrade to the deluxe daycare package for an additional fee of only 89.99, including such features as a babysitter and the ability for your kid to play battlefield V while your kid is being taken care of!
070567 No.15460797
>>15460778
> I'd be happy to take suggestions after this session for the next one.
That'd be great.
>If EA ran a daycare center.
If we keep your child locked up in here then the other daycares will lose business.
c77f39 No.15460803
>>15460778
And now, kids, let's practice counting!
1 shekel.
2 shekels.
3 shekels.
4 shekels.
5! 5 shekels!
c487ec No.15460804
>>15460778
EA's Daycare Center
Where you can guarantee the daycare worker won't be a registered sex offender with just a few weekly microtransactions
2b3985 No.15460807
>>15460778
They would just lock your kids behind a paywall when you try to pick them up. Same thing with the cloud.
8d7242 No.15460809
>>15460778
Subscription is $99.99 plus tip, users are obligated to knit sweaters overtime.
8e79b3 No.15460810
>>15460778
"Sorry, you can't go on the play ground Timmy, you didn't buy the season pass for the Recess Expansion."
"Here, have a Certified FIFA soccerball instead!"
Thanks for Spicing up these Sunday afternoons
c8f5ec No.15460811
>>15460778
Welcome to the first Daycare Casino! Who says kids aren't old enough for betting yet?
000000 No.15460815
>>15460778
If you want your babies feet back bring $50000 in unmarked bills to central park at midnight. No cops
bcf9e6 No.15460819
>>15460778
BREAKING NEWS
Five children were found dead when they were locked in a car on a Tuesday Afternoon. Police says that the likely suspect is one of the employees that goes by the alibi, Mad Katz.
8e79b3 No.15460834
>>15460778
Welcome to my daycare center! We've cared for plenty of fledgling minds like: Maxis, Westwood, Pandemic… Bioware…
e947aa No.15460837
>>15460778
Toys are all behind lootbox micro-transactions.
Getting your kid back is also a micro-transaction.
bcf9e6 No.15460844
>>15460832
ICE would have an overload on job applications.
602739 No.15460847
>>15460832
you don't need to have a job when you can be a pokemon trainer and survive off of money won from battling other people and winning, nevermind finding out where they get the money that I get after I beat them
61082e No.15460856
>>15460832
High jumpers are a rare species revered for their supernatural power.
1c2147 No.15460858
>>15460832
You Curriculum would need badges, otherwise your next boss won't respect you.
8e79b3 No.15460861
>>15460832
When you apply for med-school you transmogrify into another Nurse Joy.
33dd3c No.15460863
>>15460832
>everything just faints instead of dies
1c2147 No.15460865
>>15460858
No wait, let me change this one around:
If you open a business, you can't hire people without badges otherwise your workers don't respect you.
You win badges by going to associations of the ethnic group you want to hire and beating the living shit out of them all. Then you can hire that ethnic group.
Hey, it's kinda like the Mafia, I guess!
000000 No.15460866
>>15460832
Mike Vick has been accepted into the elite four today…
af5eaf No.15460873
>>15460863
Just like my localized animes.
a971f0 No.15460875
>>15460691
Hi, I'm PS3 and I have no games.
c8f5ec No.15460876
>>15460866
>Vick is a Gym Leader
e947aa No.15460879
>>15460832
"Law enforcement puzzled by increase of hot-air balloon drive-by's and pet theft"
247097 No.15460880
>>15460832
honey can i borrow your pidgeys urn? i need to fly to fly in for a meeting
74db97 No.15460884
>>15460832
Most kids lose their virginity to the first pokemon they bond to.
1c2147 No.15460892
>>15460884
>Gardevoir rape incidents at an all time high!
And it's the pokemon doing the raping!
000000 No.15460894
>>15460832
Tragedy struck today when 40 children were murdered in school today in a mass pokemon battle. The suspect is said to have been armed with a boulder badge.
602739 No.15460895
>>15460891
how much money will I make by releasing another edition of skyrim?
33dd3c No.15460896
>>15460891
"I've made a huge fucking mistake."
8d7242 No.15460897
>>15460891
If my son doesn't buy Skyrim, he's gonna spend his life in army.
1c2147 No.15460902
>>15460891
>so if we have those mini-games on computers inside Fallout 4…
>couldn't we release Skyrim on Fallout 4 aswell?
0257fc No.15460906
>>15460891
"Those degenerates are gonna buy my game or else"
74db97 No.15460907
>>15460891
"Please make it stop."
000000 No.15460912
>>15460891
Skyrim with guns… of course…
e947aa No.15460913
>>15460891
"If I have a couple more kids I can boost Skyrim's sales even more."
af5eaf No.15460917
>>15460891
He's spamming multiple threads right now desperately trying to convince people he's "based".
bcf9e6 No.15460919
>>15460891
GOD, I WISH PETE HINES WOULD YIFF IN HELL ALREADY!!!!!
000000 No.15460924
>>15460917
He turns into the new Zack Braff
1c2147 No.15460925
>>15460891
"Shit, I missed out on the oportunity to sell 72 diferent Fallout Titles. Now I'm gonna have to charge 77 times the price of a game for Fallout 76"
c38950 No.15460926
>>15460891
'Can we sell patches as DLC?'
247097 No.15460927
>>15460891
sometimes i think to myself, what if theres more to life than skyrim?
>>15460891
i bet if i pose as drew cary on an anonymous image board i can convince people to buy skyrim by asking them what hes thinking about
c76b97 No.15460928
247097 No.15460933
>>15460927
>>15460892
meant to reply to you
8e79b3 No.15460939
>>15460891
"You think It's funny that Skyrim can run on so many devices."
"The Reality is Skyrim runs on you."
000000 No.15460945
>>15460891
Fuck Fleetwood Mac
247097 No.15460969
>>15460962
>doomguy
i have HOW MANY slots for weapons?
af5eaf No.15460970
>>15460962
At least I get to first base with princesses.
c38950 No.15460976
>>15460962
'Who's gonna wear the fat fuck rock eater mask? I got dibs on the fish dude.'
0933eb No.15460985
>>15460962
If the Princess won't fuck me at least ganon will.
bcf9e6 No.15460993
>>15460962
>Wil Wright
So, I control other people's fate instead of following mine?
e947aa No.15461016
>>15460962
>STALKER
"Mission update: Save Bloodsucker from Bandit outpost."
000000 No.15461027
>>15461018
Oh, and now we get to the real reason we have this thread. Look, if you want a gay porn dump, fine, but don't ask for it on a christian imageboard
bcf9e6 No.15461028
>>15461018
What are we working on, again?
8e79b3 No.15461032
>>15461018
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
79a462 No.15461041
>>15461018
*Worrying about how microtransactions are going to kill off anthem and the next dragon age*
0257fc No.15461059
>>15461018
"My wife's boyfriend and her had a great date last night. I'm so progressive"
8e79b3 No.15461072
>>15461018
We're making an MMO guys!
Star Wars: The Old Republic? What's that? Sounds Expensive and Old just like White People.
2959b8 No.15461076
>>15461018
"Everybody be patient! We all are getting our turn to suck Tyrones cock!"
247097 No.15461082
>>15461018
i want you to take all our beautiful female characters
and turn them into the greasiest most mutated skanks you can imagine. then when that fat bastard in the ntr doujins that will surely be made of our characters comes along hell be so upset that hell die.
>everybody misinterprets your actions
if i soldier through everything will be okay. by the way lets get rid of all our animators and hire these chipmunks, they work for peanuts!
e947aa No.15461091
>>15461018
"When are we going to relieve the interns and work on Anthem ourselves?"
"What's Anthem?"
1c3703 No.15461106
>>15461018
Okay, we've got a black character here, gay relationship here, "I hate men" mention over here, microtransactions hidden behind all of it, now what else do we need?
How about gameplay?
What's that?
1c3703 No.15461111
>>15461100
What if, WE could plug our own heads into the LAN and be connected on a deeper level, dude?
bcf9e6 No.15461117
>>15461100
Why are you using aimbot, you faggot?
oH mY gAWd
Someone's lagswitching.
af5eaf No.15461121
>>15461100
If you paint flames on your modem you get better internet speeds.
c38950 No.15461130
>>15461100
'Guess who brought cheeto's?'
8e79b3 No.15461138
>>15461100 (checked)
>What games do I have? Uhhh I don't know I got Team Fortress 2, War Thunder, Warframe, Fortnite…
>You know what? I don't really like video games that much anyways!
>>15461111 (holy GETS)
very nice
247097 No.15461148
>>15461100
are you done masturbating? we could really use a hand. uh, preferably your other hand
000000 No.15461151
>>15461130
Not that guy. He just ate ALL your cheetos.
8e79b3 No.15461159
>>15461100
>Yo check out this skin I got on my AK.
>Hey wait one sec don't start the match.
>And here is my AWP skin, look at that float value.
>Fucking hell, playing on LAN is fucking with my sensitivity!
>Aw you took my AWP….
2959b8 No.15461182
>>15461100
"Nice of Mark's milf of a mom to order us some pizza, but theres still no way she can compare to my waifu."
90598f No.15461204
>>15461185
Man these tights ride up my asscrack
af5eaf No.15461211
>>15461185
Game developers are incompetent dipshits who can't make a game where you can fly around actually fun.
8e79b3 No.15461212
>>15461185
If the made a Superman game the map would probably be so huge that when flying through the city the game would have a "Rocksteady framerate".
866886 No.15461213
247097 No.15461216
>>15461185
>how do we make a game about an overpowered hero? where will the challenge be?
>lets put him in a virtual reality world so itll be shitty and glitchy, and that will be part of the immersion.
2959b8 No.15461218
>>15461185
Cultural Marxism, diversity hiring and general cuckoldry in the gaming industry has the same effects as Kryptonite.
90598f No.15461221
>>15461185
Better visit taco bell later to power up my flight meter
0e37b4 No.15461223
>>15461185
Physics, how do they work?
9c90d5 No.15461225
>>15461185
Video games where god mode is turn on by default are not fun to play.
000000 No.15461230
>>15461185
Because Bruce Wayne is more of a /tg/ kind of guy and won't fund it
5b6b8a No.15461231
>>15461185
"we gotta make him non-white to appeal to the western audiences, if you don't like it don't buy it."
bcf9e6 No.15461233
8e79b3 No.15461245
>>15461185
"So there's no way we can turn Superman into a Battle Royal?"
"Lets just shelve the project for now."
1c3703 No.15461247
>>15461185
You will always save Metropolis but your never save a career in those newfangled video games, when I Lex Luthor secretly control the games industry!
90598f No.15461249
9c90d5 No.15461250
>>15461239
You can't pirate a girlfriend
5b6b8a No.15461251
>>15461239
mods will fix it don't worry
000000 No.15461253
>>15461239
You dork, go back to the chess club
1c3703 No.15461254
>>15461239
Don't worry mods can fix the original release problems
74db97 No.15461256
>>15461239
See that body? You can climb it!!
bcf9e6 No.15461257
>>15461239
No matter how much you change, you will always be the same. Used goods…
b0f0db No.15461259
>>15461239
I wish there were less bugs…
000000 No.15461261
>>15461239
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…
90598f No.15461262
>>15461239
ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN BOBBYPINS
247097 No.15461265
>>15461239
this time im only doing sidequests
8e79b3 No.15461267
>>15461239
When my Girlfriend sees a bug, she freaks out.
Bethesda just lets them run lose.
247097 No.15461268
>>15461265
that means the butt
000000 No.15461270
>>15461239
I'm just gonna let the community finish it for me
c38950 No.15461271
c77f39 No.15461274
>>15461239
It can go on for a 100 hours.
9c90d5 No.15461286
>>15461239
When girlfriend crashes you truly cry.
26ca1d No.15461300
9c90d5 No.15461302
>>15461265
You still need to complete main quest to learn how to shout.
26ca1d No.15461303
>>15461300
>when you forget the Drew picture again
I deduct myself from life.
9c90d5 No.15461306
>>15461300
Evidence never found because it was "that thing".
90598f No.15461314
>>15461300
Phoenix can you set yourself on fire?
bcf9e6 No.15461315
>>15461300
FUCKED UP AGAIN
You do the courts, and I'll just lounge here talking about how you got crapped on by Crapcom.
1c3703 No.15461327
>>15461300
Does this place secretly discriminate? There's no anthropomorphic animals working here!
000000 No.15461354
>>15461300
Harvey: Maya, get your sister in here right now!
Peanut: And tell her to wear the bunny suit this time
9c90d5 No.15461368
>when you realize a lot of people on /v/ never watched Harvey Birdman to make a solid joke
bcf9e6 No.15461371
>>15461368
I remember catching it on Adult Swim when I was little.
2959b8 No.15461376
>>15461300
"Caw caw?"
I don't watch Harvery Birdman
26ca1d No.15461384
>>15461371
The entire series is available online, you need to watch it. It's great.
>>15461306
>>15461314
>>15461315
>>15461327
>>15461354
>>15461376
Fortnite according to David Lynch.
761d1f No.15461387
>>15461384
The whole damn landscape will be checkered.
5b6b8a No.15461388
>>15461384
"fortnite could go down as one of the greatest games in history."
bcf9e6 No.15461389
>>15461384
Fortnite is humanity's epitome of the Skinner Box.
7dee2e No.15461391
>>15461300
Booowooo Mentark the Min—Harvey whos the new guy?
1c2147 No.15461398
>>15461384
There's a QTE to open lootboxes.
They open even if you fail.
All the players win every match.
c77f39 No.15461399
>>15461384
<?sonahT ekil yltcaxe kool ehs t'nseod tuB …nisuoc ym s'ehS
761d1f No.15461402
Can we do other things other than Scenes From A Hat? Like Hoedowns (one line per post)
761d1f No.15461408
>>15461402
Fuck I meant Irish Drinking Song
070567 No.15461409
>>15461402
"Questions only" scenarios and other skits would probably be fun too.
000000 No.15461413
>>15461402
>>15461408
Those would be "v writes a story" threads or something
26ca1d No.15461424
>>15461402
SFaH is the easiest skit to do on here, but I'll give something else a try before the session's over.
>>15461387
>>15461388
>>15461389
>>15461398
>>15461399
"And this is my son's room…"
c77f39 No.15461428
>>15461424
He plays Fortnite on the internet!
761d1f No.15461432
>>15461409
"Just make sure you don't step on the cum on the carpets. And make sure the cheeto dust doesn't get in your face."
bcf9e6 No.15461435
>>15461424
W-Why is that corner is filled with those "things"?
<Apparently, he wants to show off how much of a gamer he is.
Use your imagination for this one.
000000 No.15461438
>>15461424
…it could have been an office
fb2976 No.15461441
>>15461424
"Well, technically, he's not MY son but I do raise him the best I can."
761d1f No.15461445
>>15461438
<audience goes "owwwhhh :("
5b6b8a No.15461447
>>15461424
"wait a minute you've never told me you had a girl when we last met"
000000 No.15461463
>>15461445
Hey hey hey, he's a choice, not a life
bcf9e6 No.15461473
>>15461467
Die monster, you don't deserve to be BO.
2b3985 No.15461483
>>15461467
Your games are as empty as your soul.
5b6b8a No.15461484
>>15461467
>chicken buried in a wall for decades
>still edible
1011b6 No.15461505
>>15461467
"Microtransactions"?! You steal men's wallets, and make them your shills!
26ca1d No.15461511
>>15461473
>>15461482
>>15461483
>>15461484
>>15461505
All righty, the next game on our list is Foreign Vidya Dub.
What we're going to do is two Anons will act out a vidya scene in a foreign language (gibberish), while two other Anons translate what they're saying.
What I need is a genre of vidya and a foreign language.
1011b6 No.15461512
>>15461484
>implying they aren't the most delicious foods in the world capable of healing wounds
000000 No.15461513
>>15461505
WHAT IS A MAN! A MISERABLE PILE OF SHEKELS!
2c36bc No.15461516
>>15461511
How about Russian
1011b6 No.15461520
000000 No.15461521
c77f39 No.15461522
>>15461511
Lesbian walking simulator.
070567 No.15461524
26ca1d No.15461529
>>15461516
>>15461520
How providential!
All right, the first two Anons to reply to this post will be acting out a scene from CS:GO in Russian.
The third and fourth Anons to reply to this post will translate.
2b3985 No.15461531
>>15461524
I agree with this anon.
90598f No.15461536
>>15461511
Horde Shooter and Feminism
1011b6 No.15461537
>>15461529
Раш на Б сука бля
2c36bc No.15461538
>>15461520
But that's not really a genre of vidya, that's just a game
26ca1d No.15461539
>>15461538
At this point, the Russian Connection is too good to pass up.
2c36bc No.15461540
26ca1d No.15461551
Please, don't everyone rush all at once.
000000 No.15461556
>>15461529
Cheeki breekii, dramka. Trump 2016
90598f No.15461558
>>15461537
my nipples are engorged, can you pass me the gun oil?
1011b6 No.15461565
>>15461556
Че за дрампф нахуй бля, давай газуй на Б
90598f No.15461575
>>15461565
The bomb has been planted in gay bar comrade, assume the position
2c36bc No.15461577
>>15461556
Ivan, you idiot, you used the last of the gun oil last night when you were doing unspeakable things to your kalashnikov, I had to listen through the whole thing and could barely get any sleep
000000 No.15461581
>>15461565
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the russian queen
1011b6 No.15461584
>>15461581
Кэмпер в темке гранатами его забрасывай бля
90598f No.15461589
>>15461584
But Pavel! My kalashnikov's lust for ass cannot be ignored!
000000 No.15461594
>>15461584
Moskau, Moskau Wirf die Glaser an die Wand
1011b6 No.15461598
>>15461594
xXx ПРОДАЮ СКИНЫ ЗА ДОНАТ ПО PAYPAL ДЕШЕГО 1000Р+ СКИДКИ ИНФА В ЛИЧКУ __xXx_
000000 No.15461608
>>15461598
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt das macht hundert Jahre alt ha ha ha ha ha hey
26ca1d No.15461610
>>15461537
>>15461556
>>15461558
>>15461565
>>15461575
>>15461577
>>15461581
>>15461584
>>15461589
>>15461594
>>15461598
>>15461608
Many thanks to our performing Anons. You gave it your college try.
The last game of the night is If You Know What I Mean.
We'll have three anons make as many euphemisms as possible, followed by the phrase "if you know what I mean."
What we need first is a mundane vidya-related scenario. First post ending in 5 decides it.
c77f39 No.15461614
>>15461610
Grinding crab claws in a Korean MMO.
1011b6 No.15461618
>>15461610
Kingdom Hearts Xehanort speaking
070567 No.15461620
>>15461610
A town burning down at the beginning of a JRPG.
000000 No.15461621
9367b5 No.15461628
>>15461610
A town burning down at the beginning of a CRPG. looking at you, NWN2
2c36bc No.15461633
>>15461610
Post-game lobby after a team deathmatch
bcf9e6 No.15461634
>>15461610
I play video games for the music.
482c1c No.15461635
>>15461610
Ran out of ammo in the middle of a firefight.
26ca1d No.15461640
>>15461635
All right, so the scene is running out of ammo in the middle of a firefight. In an FPS, I presume.
I'll extend the game to all Anons, the game is If You Know What I Mean.
Begin when ready, Anons.
070567 No.15461644
>>15461640
I'm almost empty, if you know what I mean.
2c36bc No.15461646
>>15461640
Someone put a dispenser right here, if you know what I mean
af5eaf No.15461648
I hear anon swaps mags with everyone in town if you know what I mean.
bcf9e6 No.15461651
>>15461640
Dammit, Grunts I need a reload on my .50 Cal.
If you know what I mean.
2c36bc No.15461658
>>15461640
I could really use a nice sack of bullets right now
if you know what I mean
90598f No.15461660
>>15461640
So I ran out of ammo in the middle of a firefight deep in a coal mine, if you know what I mean.
I was up to my balls in dirty gunk, I had to work the shaft to get everything up and running.
5b6b8a No.15461662
>>15461640
can you help me change the barrel on the mg-42? you know what i'm saying ;^)
491abc No.15461665
>>15461640
I can't shoot yet, if you know what i mean.
a609df No.15461674
>>15461640
All we have left are the smallest caliber, if you know what I mean.
359672 No.15461679
>>15461640
>tfw no ammo
>if you know what i mean
26ca1d No.15461697
>>15461644
>>15461646
>>15461648
>>15461651
>>15461658
>>15461660
>>15461662
>>15461665
>>15461674
>>15461679
And that's it for Whose Vidya is it Anyway!
Tonight's big winner is bcf9e6, with a whopping 4900 points.
Anons, read the credits like Chad on his stream.
I'll now take suggestions for the next session. Many thanks to all participating.
5f7079 No.15461706
>>15461697
What if Final Fantasy was made by bethesda.
2c36bc No.15461708
>>15461697
"Overheard last night in trade chat"
a3e55c No.15461717
>>15461697
India makes a video game
2c36bc No.15461720
>>15461717
I like this one
5b6b8a No.15461728
>>15461697
Anon does commentary on his let's play video
bcf9e6 No.15461776
>>15461697
Sum up a vidya with its OST
115afc No.15461805
I'm surprised no one did Ocelot's "I love reloading in the heat of battle. Nothing beats slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber".
8e79b3 No.15462003
>>15461697
"Fortnite adds a new game mode."
"The next Overwatch hero."
f9628a No.15462092
>>15461697
You're too busy playing battleborn to spend time with your wife.
1c3703 No.15462610
>>15461697
"The first line Peach says when she is about to get kidnapped by Bowser again"
"Rejected dialogue lines for Starfox 64 (or Starfox series in general)"
"Sonic's newest friend is BLANK (name) the BLANK (animal name) and their catch phrase is BLANK"
"Meanwhile, at the office of Valve Corporation"
"Rejected titles for the next Traveler Tales LEGO franchise game"
"Game titles but if they starred US president/s instead"
"Things you WON'T find in Kirby's stomach"
"In a universe where BFG wasn't Big Fucking Gun, what does it actually abbreviate to?" (Could also use something similar for MDK)
"The next clickbait headline from feminists getting upset about involving video games"
"What Samus Aran is actually thinking at the end of a mission"
e49798 No.15472992
>>15461697
>I'll now take suggestions for the next session. Many thanks to all participating.
Something smash related.
74db97 No.15473000
>>15461697
Blizzard tries to make Warcraft IV
997af2 No.15473169
>>15461697
What really happens when you "level up"