5e6d1b No.15452090
In Memoriam "the Next Billion-Dollar IP"
Lawbreakers came into the world one shitty morning a little over a year ago on the eighth of August, 2017 but fortunately departed this plane of existence today at 9:15 UTC today, and I think we can agree that even that was too long. This bastard of bastard children is the result of the unholiest union between Cliff Bleszinski, ego inflated by years of cock-stroking from fans, and Nexon Company, Ltd., also more commonly known as the Jews. The resulting embarrassment would have flustered Shakespeare and Sophocles, knowing that even with all of their genius pooled together as one that they could never hope to accomplish anything as humiliatingly tragic as Lawbreakers. I know I'm not the right person to eulogize this turd, I never even played the game, but it turns out that this passing is literally a passing, a fart in the wind, only noticed by the sub-60 players who had been online at the time.
I don't really have anything else to say about this, so laugh, cry of joy, be smug, even post porn (if there is any,) but most of all, dance like you've never danced before.
04242d No.15452099
>>15452090
fug, and i didnt get a damn refund.
41e472 No.15452105
>>15452090
>tfw I'm not Cucky B
c54e3b No.15452110
>barely lasted a year
Haha, holy fuck.
1e842e No.15452115
Don't worry, we still have Radical Heights.
1a8c7c No.15452124
>let's make a shooter that doesn't work without the central server we'll eventually shut down
masterful, well-thought
255ea7 No.15452126
I wish more lawbreakers were put down this swiftly.
1a8c7c No.15452134
also
>lawbreakers gamenight never ever
d4c224 No.15452154
So what's Cliffy gonna fuck up next?
>>15452113
>Halfchan memes
Go back
8683aa No.15452184
>>15452105
>tfw dont have a reaction image that can fully represent how absolutely wonderful it feels to not be Cliffy B
>tfw can't even imagine one
I can't describe how good this feels.
969bed No.15452191
It took this long for that fucker to die?
41e472 No.15452194
>>15452191
To be fair, it's been on life support since it's first month. Then Radical Shites went and shit the bed immediately, and now Cucky B's whole studio is shutting down. I think it only even took this long because they were probably trying to find any potential buyers or investors for their IPs and assets.
22a087 No.15452195
>>15452090
Good news. I would say we can also make fun of all the people who bought it, but considering it's player count I doubt we will ever get the chance.
>>>/v/15452113
Kill yourself.
41e472 No.15452207
>>15452184
Try a few of these on for size.
84a846 No.15452217
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SUCCESS
DAMN YOU /v/
80b025 No.15452226
>>15452217
Next time make a game with actual pretty characters and asthetics.
c08c2a No.15452230
>>15452090
An Hero stream when?
e10eb9 No.15452245
>>15452229
Some people actually like to play video games, anon.
e93bb8 No.15452247
Sometimes good things do happen in this industry. I do hope the talented individuals who went to work at Boss Key under the pretense of Cucky B making another big hit franchise find work soon. Cucky B is an awful project lead, but the artists and programmers did good work and don't deserve to sink because of a washed up hack.
4aec4b No.15452252
So I can get it for cheap?
e10eb9 No.15452260
In all fairness lawbreakers was actually a good game.
The only thing that really sucked was his piss poor marketing.
41e472 No.15452262
>>15452247
The art direction and aesthetic for Lawbreakers was horrendous. The artists deserve to be publicly flogged for making something that makes graphics card box art look stylish and sleek by comparison.
e93bb8 No.15452263
>>15452262
Art direction isn't the fault of the artists. The artists rendered all these characters in great detail and animated them well. That is why they should be able to find more work in the industry. It's not their fault the direction of the game was a shitty clusterfuck of nonsense.
1bffed No.15452266
Why is that bald dude wearing a drone on his head?
07ce56 No.15452267
>>15452099
>He actually paid for Lawbreakers
3f9312 No.15452268
>>15452247
>boss key's artists
>talented
If you consider tons of niggers in your game talented.
969bed No.15452274
>>15452252
Its worth nothing if they shut down the servers and you cannot even play it.
44fcd7 No.15452277
>>15452274
there are still people idling
e93bb8 No.15452286
>>15452268
>The artists aren't talented because the guy in charge told them to model a bunch of niggers
148b66 No.15452291
>>15452260
>In all fairness lawbreakers was actually a good game
Fuck off with this garbage meme, the game was a poorly balanced piece of trash that didn't know whether it wanted to be Overwatch or an arena shooter. All the slower character with projectile weapons were useless while the Wraith was capable of assraping everyone with his hitscan weapons that melted through the heavier characters like butter his bullshit melee attack.
1bffed No.15452307
>>15452277
>people playing with the servers down
THIS ALONE PROVES IT WAS ALL IDLERS AND BOTS ALL ALONG
LAWBREAKERS NEVER HAD ANY PLAYERS AT ALL
3f9312 No.15452312
>>15452286
Maybe they have skill in modeling and texture work, but it was surely wasted on sheboons.
79280f No.15452314
i dont even know what the hell this is about, i assumed it was another "hero shooter".
e93bb8 No.15452319
>>15452307
Wasn't it assumed for almost the entirety of the game's short life that the minuscule population was just the devs leaving some computers idle with the game open to give the illusion of a "small but dedicated fanbase"?
>>15452312
Boy it sure was fucking wasted. Which is why I hope they can quickly find work somewhere their talents will be put to good use.
1ab1bb No.15452320
Now more literal than ever, but only barely so.
7a88cc No.15452364
What did lawbreakers ever do you to guys? Why do you hate it?
c54e3b No.15452374
>>15452364
It's more Cliffy than the game itself.
d7c8eb No.15452380
>>15452364
It's just a shitty game that tried to force the idea of it being the next big thing, and failed. It's nice to see one of these overhyped, factory-produced trashfires actually fail and have reality crash down on it. Like Burch's cuckdom, this is an example of someone going full retard and getting what you get from going full retard.
7a88cc No.15452387
>>15452374
>>15452380
I just wanted you to like me and my game
f1161c No.15452390
>>15452320
Would you ever upload on /vp/ again?
1bffed No.15452394
>>15452387
The real Cliffy wouldn't post in here
not after he did it last time and we bullied him away so hard he deleted the whole thread
e10eb9 No.15452444
>>15452291
are your knees ok?
41522d No.15452451
I wonder if Anthony Burch goes "at least I'm not Cliff Bleszinski."
0a27a1 No.15452489
>surrounded by friends who all hate cliffy b, taking joy in the death of his awful game together as a wonderful internet family
This is 8chan.
662591 No.15452501
This cannot be…
This game can't fail, how is this possible?
It had gender neutral bathrooms, guys
GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS
394181 No.15452503
>>15452489
this is why /vg/ is better.
We actually had a lawbreakers gamenight and it was fun.
962997 No.15452506
>>15452503
>Bragging about having a cuck party
394181 No.15452509
>>15452506
I'm sorry that you don't like video games
962997 No.15452515
>>15452509
You don't make video games, Cliffy. You take cookie cutter designs and throw in marxist seasoning and call it art.
fa8c7e No.15452517
>>15452503
If you like /vg/ so much, then why don't you kys you dipshit
394181 No.15452523
>>15452515
>game actually has intresting gravity mechanics
>lol it's overwatch
Atleast play the game before making retarded comments.
255ea7 No.15452528
We're going to have a Lawbreakers version of that S'Airis faggot aren't we?
962997 No.15452541
>>15452523
>Thinks Overwatch is original
Literally fellate a shotgun and blow your brains all over your room.
f2c9c1 No.15452546
852670 No.15452549
>>15452523
>Lawbreakers
>interesting anything
You've overstayed your welcome by a longshot. You really need to off yourself immediately before someone else does it for you.
37c9f4 No.15452554
>>15452090
Don't worry, Cliffy is already working on his next msterpiece, his book.
aa228d No.15452577
>>15452554
>inb4 his new magnum opus gets a rating of keeps the coffee table stable/10 and he attempts to necks himself without success
d72761 No.15452587
Good. Now Fortnite should suffer the same fate, somehow. I'm not optimisitic, though.
1bffed No.15452618
>>15452554
>bragging about all his money and his faggot car
>when he has produced not a damn thing of worth
God what a shithead, I can only hope he gets roped into some huge scandal and loses every damn thing.
962997 No.15452633
>>15452554
>I flew up to (at the time) Connecticut
>(at the time)
What, is his book going to take so long to release that he thinks it's going to be called something else by then?
>Shitty Grammar, elementary level paragraphs, constant use of LOUD CAPS.
Is the initial book release going to be on twitter?
>Total tangent into giving a mind-bendingly annoying explanation of Mad World
>Including entire pages about pop culture from his youth as filler
He truly has not even a single iota of creativity does he?
>Thinking anyone gives a shit about some washed up hack's biography, let alone his sob story bullshit
How has he not killed himself yet?
79280f No.15452645
is this the one where people liked the movement options or was that something else? i know titanfall or maybe it was titanfall2 received a bit of praise for that
255ea7 No.15452665
>>15452645
I don't think anyone praised the movement in this game after they got a hands on feel for it.
6baf5e No.15452694
>>15452113
>hahaha us oldfags amirite
Fuck off
b678a6 No.15452723
How to fix Lawbreakers:
>remove all shitscan weapons
>get rid of the Overwatch abilities
>give everyone jetpacks like the vanguard class
>make the maps entirely zero gravity
Basically make the game into a first person Strike Vector.
d4c224 No.15452725
>>15452554
This guy's almost as much of a literary genius as moviebob.
I don't understand autobiographies, why the fuck do people give a shit about the minor details of a stranger's life?
a8b987 No.15452757
>>15452554
Who in God's name would want to read that, he's not someone really important
b678a6 No.15452773
>>15452725
>I don't understand autobiographies, why the fuck do people give a shit about the minor details of a stranger's life?
Normalfags have boring lives so they try to fill that void by reading about slightly more interesting peoples'.
b678a6 No.15452798
>>15452774
Posting it again doesn't change the fact that it's a cuckchan meme and you should go back there.
bb58d9 No.15452802
>>15452798
>baneposting meme
>not cuckchan shit
a28538 No.15452812
>>15452090
>>15452105
Reminder that you're not Romero either.
b4fa2d No.15452817
It at least provided some entertainment, just not how cliffyb wanted. Much like his life.
>>15452645
Having actually taken a pozload for the team, the movement was generic.
b678a6 No.15452821
>>15452802
>baneposting predates current year cuckchan
>deflecting this hard
You're so new it's painful.
c8ae9c No.15452823
>>15452802
Was baiting for (you)’s part of your plan?
b4fa2d No.15452825
>>15452812
>reminder that Romero did eventually make someone his bitch
429890 No.15452866
>>15452319
no because that's retarded, it was like less than 10 people at all times which is not even remotely a "small but dedicated community"
d156bd No.15453166
>>15452380
Not only that, but it went parading their GENDER NEUTRAL RESTROOMS as if that made the game better somehow.
ba144b No.15453217
I just love how absolutely full of himself he was before he finally proved to the world how much of a hack he is. All that jazz about working on Unreal and Gears of War and now all he'll be remembered is for being one of the most colossal failures the gaming industry has ever seen.
ea6332 No.15453230
4 players peak per hour isn't profitable? Oy vey!
255ea7 No.15453231
>>15453217
The sad part is that the obvious lesson of realizing that people who tend to have credit for things that took a team to make are always compulsive liars who steal credit won't be learned by most people.
89c16c No.15453236
>>15452124
Fucking this, they want to make a cult shooter but also control every single action that occurs in it. Those aren't situations that have ever mutually thrived
89c16c No.15453250
>>15452262
>tfw no energy angel graphics power spirit gf
ddea99 No.15453260
reminder that Lawbreakers was not even the most embarrasing shitshow Cliff Blezinga was involved in
d94804 No.15453275
>>15453260
what the fuck is this cringy looking shit?
d4c224 No.15453280
>>15453260
>A bunch of egotistical hacks make themselves the stars of a video game
Why am I not surprised?
255ea7 No.15453298
>>15453280
The real kicker is that it never came out. Hell, I don't think it was ever actually playable at any point.
ddea99 No.15453299
>>15453275
>>15453280
you seriusly missed this party anons?
i don't know if i should pity you or envy you
that image alone is among the cringiest turds i've ever had the displeasure of seeing and i regret not spoiling it i dared not sear a gamplay demo of this, just knowing of it's existance was enough to disgust me
but it sure makes it all the better to not be Blezinga if you know he was once involved in this crap
e37ec3 No.15453304
>>15453297
>We're not heroes!
That's for damn sure.
d94804 No.15453314
>>15453297
holy fuck, did this really get released? how did i miss this shitshow?
d94804 No.15453319
>>15453299
There is no way Kojima was involved into this, but was Shaffer part of this crap?
178ea6 No.15453428
>>15453407
Romero is a mutt and his wife is a mixed mutt, of course his child would look like that.
5e6d1b No.15453435
>>15453428
No, I'm pretty sure that's actually his wife's son.
b0b7c9 No.15453460
>tfw Battleborn lasted longer than this shit
ea6332 No.15453461
>>15453297
So it's basically Lost Vikings but with memes
a28538 No.15453469
>>15453314
I want to say no, but I don't know for sure. Have another dose of indie cancer that still isn't out yet.
254a0c No.15453483
>>15452105
A small sincere smile nurturing the good feeling of never being this obnoxious.
dde7bf No.15453496
>>15452105
>not Cucky B
>not Randy Bitchford
>not fucking Anthony Burch
79e711 No.15453511
>>15452554
So what will it be called, Mein Ausfall?
0c1e55 No.15453514
>>15452528
His name is LSC99bolt. I bet little Liam S Callahan is necking himself right about now. inb4 leddit
904f75 No.15453522
>>15452090
The end result of all endeavors made by leftists.
They are born failures.
They fail at everything in life.
Nobody wants niggers and LGBT abominations in games.
Nobody will fall for hacks that are idolized by journos/child rapists.
904f75 No.15453528
>>15453298
People are learning. slowly, but learning.
Every single one of the industry's "creators" are hacks that stole works of others and got credited for works that they didn't do. Every single one of them are liars that went in bed with journos/child rapists and got their fame simply by being the journos' cocksuckers.
97351e No.15453544
>>15453469
I love it, all these games have these people dressed like hipsters because of these people behind it are projecting on a false reality to feel more 'cool' than they actually are. Look at all our cool zainy things going on with us, look how many video game consoles that are so retro I have, I love records and own a record store! It's delusion, and this game's flop is going to be blamed on the evil gamergate alt-righters like always, never admitting this game was straight up garbage to the core.
ddea99 No.15453576
>>15453319
i don't know who made this crap, had they met their kikestarter goals they would have lumped miyamoto with the rest of these hacks
i doubt any of the devs here was involved directly but i wouldn't be surpirsed if kojimbo's ego gave the thumbs up to this cringefest considering the kind of company he likes to keep
554f0f No.15453594
>>15453460
There's nothing more embarrassing than these two pasty nerdy little men unironically pretending they are badasses. Cliffy in particular needs to move on with his trauma of being bullied in high school, he reeks of it.
>>15453319
Kojima is a complete faggot that hangs out with this breed of losers.
a28538 No.15453621
>>15453544
I honestly have to question just how many of the apparent "base" such a thing is being made to cater to are actually going to play it and not just use the Limited Print as a "coffee table book" so they can further signal about what a hipster chode they are. Game also rips mechanics from other prior, better games from what it seems as well.
504d61 No.15453633
>>15452105
I don't have any real dance webms on my HDD, so have a breakup song.
764caf No.15453639
>>15452554
what an unprofessional douchebag.
401838 No.15453657
>>15452554
Why the fuck do they all write books now? Is this some new, complex nervous twitch or have I just missed several decades?
f55fb3 No.15453673
The best part about defeating shit companies is that all you have to do is nothing. Shitposting optional, but recommended.
6cd64d No.15453719
>>15453633
>IM@S
I see you are a man of culture.
d01b00 No.15453721
didnt play it dont care
Quake Champions went the same way
8c8be1 No.15453736
>>15452105
>tfw not Cucky B
47b0c1 No.15453745
Can we stop having threads about shit nobody technically cares about?
97351e No.15453750
>>15453621
I honestly think it's just hipsters that have money to blow. There is no audience for this game, fellow hipsters aren't buying this shit because it seems like this game was made by and for some small group of friends no one can relate to besides themselves. Most of them spend their money, if it's not for shit walking sims, on overpaying for retro consoles on eBay. I am just waiting for the articles to come out on how progressive it is, to discover that the redhead is some tranny, and then seeing the articles about the evil gamergate boogeyman causing it's failures instead of making a game for no market.
f55fb3 No.15453758
>>15453745
>not caring about something good happening in this kike-nest of an industry
e6b649 No.15453800
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
b4fa2d No.15453806
>>15453745
>shit nobody cares about
>138 replies
Go to bed, Cliffy. If your wife isn't using it.
a28538 No.15453812
>>15453750
That's implying they've even made any more progress in the last two years since they put out a demo. And as for hipsters, I'm sure if their shitty hivemind decrees there to be some value to having a copy of it on their shelves, they'll drop the money just for the sake of it. Seen faggot hipsters at stores around where I live looking for games they don't have the system for, let alone actually plan to play, just because stuff like Harvest Moon GC gets them a few extra points in whatever site is their personal coven. Found the idea disgusting.
>>15453745
>Can we stop having threads about shit nobody technically cares about?
I already do my part by not bothering to make threads for games/series I enjoy but no one else is apt to care about this far down the line, but that's just my take on it. Already enough threads that just rot in the catalog for days with very little interest. In this case though, it's more of getting a conclusion to a slow motion train wreck people have been watching for a while. Real question is if this is actual end, or if we're going to get an epilogue of the cuck anheroing or something.
97351e No.15453849
>>15453812
>And as for hipsters, I'm sure if their shitty hivemind decrees there to be some value to having a copy of it on their shelves, they'll drop the money just for the sake of it.
>implying the producers would actually willingly make physical copies of this garbage.
It's even funnier about how this game is full of 'retro' shit but they will probably have it online only, contradicting the stuff they always salivate over. I know they're a hive mind in their opinions and shit, but these people aren't loyal to each other, they're spineless pushovers and traitors who would sell each other out if it got them more progressive points. They'll write about it on social media or their shit blogs, but not actually support the product like they do with all these hipster games.
a07553 No.15453873
>>15453217
It takes true dedication to your craft to do worse than Battleborn
460c39 No.15453892
>>15453305
I take it you're a follower of artzie music aren't you?
a28538 No.15453895
>>15453849
Here's something else funny. The game got announced back in early 2015, got cleared for a limited print about a year later by LRG, yet they still don't have a final product for people to download, let alone that can be printed off. This dreck has had over three years in development (probably longer since the announcement came with screenshots), even has a cover art ready, and yet the indieshit log is still firmly lodged in the ass. I don't even think it's gotten any news in the last two fucking years.
97351e No.15453920
>>15453895
Wait a minute, this thing was announced in early 2015? Holy fuck, I thought it was late 2016 in the earliest. I hate early access, rolling updates for an unfinished crappy product. That's what will come out of this in the best circumstances.
a28538 No.15453941
>>15453920
Earliest article I came across for it on NG was from February 2015, so yeah.
I honestly wonder if they've even still got Kikuta as composer at this point, given how awful the audio is. The game's wiki page doesn't even mention him involved, but Kikuta's own claims he is. I'd like to think he wouldn't put out such awful tracks himself, but for the last four or five years, indieshit is apparently the only work the guy can get.
97351e No.15453969
>>15453941
I looked it up myself, the Wikipedia article looks like they made it themselves. It's so pathetic, they don't even try, you can tell by the writing style.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YIIK:_A_Postmodern_RPG
Then I went to their website right here:
http://yiikrpg.com/
And as you can see,
>Expected release date: April 2018
This shit is have a year overdue, no fucking way it's coming out, which is for the best. Apparently, it's fucking set in 1999. Now, call me a younfag because that's the year I was born in, but I don't remember seeing anything or anyone talking about how all the people in the late 90s looked like faggy flannel wearing hipsters going to record stores with a bunch of Tolkien-diverse characters.
a28538 No.15453983
>>15453969
Also worth noting how many "Allansons" there are listed working on it so far. Nepotism much?
>Now, call me a younfag because that's the year I was born in, but I don't remember seeing anything or anyone talking about how all the people in the late 90s looked like faggy flannel wearing hipsters going to record stores with a bunch of Tolkien-diverse characters.
Youngfag. But yeah, I don't recall much of that either, and I'd have been about seven at the time.
9c21a0 No.15453996
>>15452105
It's a good feelin frens
97351e No.15454009
>>15453983
Because it never did exist, these people live in a fantasy world that blows their shitty lives out of proportion because there's a good chance that they live in some shit overpriced studio in a job they hate like most people of the generation. It's a depressing world we live in where such great advances in an industry that started arguably as early as 1947 boiled down to some fags to have a game for them to circle jerk about how cool their lives are in fake stories for a shit unity game instead of creating something enjoyable and memorable for decades.
24b4eb No.15454023
Anyone got a full list of how and why this game failed? It can prove useful when reddits enters an thread and starts defending this game.
8c0712 No.15454025
This game had so much potential. Sadly it was flashy yet shallow game that came at a time the market was over saturated. I officially award it the ancient medal of trailer park trash. May the game burn in the eternal fires of hell where it belongs.
faa0e6 No.15454142
>>15452522
>you faggot
is that malcom in the middle?
29b4ab No.15454367
>>15452105
>>15453496
>tfw I'm not Cliffy
>tfw I'm not Romero
>tfw I'm not Pitchford
>tfw I'm not Burch
>tfw I'm not McIntosh or any other cucked media "critic"
>tfw I'm not Hillary
Feels absolutely good man
29b4ab No.15454393
>>15453941
My dirty mind's always playing tricks on me
68394e No.15454479
>>15453297
That masonic checkerboard floor, amazingly fitting.
504d61 No.15454657
>>15453969
>Now, call me a younfag because that's the year I was born in, but I don't remember seeing anything or anyone talking about how all the people in the late 90s looked like faggy flannel wearing hipsters going to record stores with a bunch of Tolkien-diverse characters.
Youngfag. But they did exist back then, sort of.
In the late '90s, flannel shirts were mostly popular among thrift shop poorfags (at least in my area), the working class, and grunge and alternative rock fans, and grunge was more or less on its way out anyway. Said alternative rock fans occasionally had neon hair, but it was more associated with punk rock fans and the like.
Mind you, the alternative rock scene back then, as dictated by the local alt rock radio station, was made up of groups like Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, the Offspring, Seven Mary Three, Dishwalla, and the like. Basically, shit that wasn't metal, glam, hard rock, classic rock, or pop rock.
195d60 No.15454693
>>15454474
Don't get angry just because they're making better memes than here.
9b46bf No.15454694
>>15453633 (Checked)
>Im@s fan
>posts only original 765pro idols' content
You are a Patrician amongst Idol Connoisseurs.
14e3d8 No.15454711
if you politicize your product no company will eventually hire you because they arent willing to cover your legal fees after you fuck with wrong people for wrong reasons
this shit only comes to pass once its directly endorsed by people running the companies, otherwise they would 100x more likely would hire anyone with lower qualifications even before trying to deal with this bullshit
it has happened before and often solves itself, hell just because of backlash and if the game is below expectations finally compuntingly destroying continuous sales it might have in the future
but its certainly worth to keep pressuring people to do the right thing and make products the best they can be without catering to nonsense that in the long run isnt relevant to the game itself
aec158 No.15454715
>>15454693
They make more OC because they have more drawfags and more anons willing to lose time and effort to make it. Have we lost our culture of making OC in those 4 years?
14e3d8 No.15454718
*compoundingly
continuous revenue seems to be model many companies are taking these days
a20405 No.15454722
>>15452774
Fuck you, your memes are not OC and they are soulless.
f298ad No.15454728
>>15454715
reddit memes aren't OC. They are shitty templates.
a28538 No.15454739
>>15454722
>Waha!
There's one I don't see around much outside of my own folders.
c9fb00 No.15454743
>>15452503
I'd like to see proof of that claim.
f298ad No.15454754
>>15454722
>>15454739
Reminder that cuckchan removed her banner because it might offend faggots. The blatant revisionism is disgusting.
5e6e05 No.15454759
>>15454722
that is some wholesome shit, i wish i had some classic images saved
79280f No.15454770
>>15454722
>the same recycled anime faces vs the same recycled reaction faces
f298ad No.15454772
>>15454770
>less than half of them are anime
Keep trying goon.
a20405 No.15454773
>>15454770
>The same Soul reaction faces Vs the Souless Reaction faces
You are not even trying.
000000 No.15454786
>>15454693
>better memes
>implying you have been here long enough to know any memes made on 8chan
leave and never return, cucknigger
a28538 No.15454789
>>15454759
I'd post a few, but they'd be considered unadulterated cancer at this point.
c9068f No.15454791
5e6e05 No.15454793
>>15454789
Wouldn't care,dump em my man
79280f No.15454795
>>15454772
sure, and the rest are just ridiculous faces. but lets be honest, its not a good image to base an actual argument off of. there were always high and low points. and memes were and continue to be more than faces for people who have difficulty expressing themselves through words
ab3994 No.15454801
>>15452105
>tfw you're Cucky B
ce8d85 No.15454807
>>15454770
>Cracky chan
>Long Cat
>Snacks
>Waahaa
>Wrrryyyy
>Raptor Jesus
>No U
>O Rly
>Cock Mongler
>Ayumu Kasuga
>Emo Duck
>Happy Negro
>referring them to recycled anime faces, and not stapled meme's of the old dweeb anime imageboard 4chan was known for.
fag
a28538 No.15454812
>>15454793
Here's some shit from 2007-8. Folder's kind of unorganized. If you like it, great, if not, it's at least a look back on shit.
79280f No.15454813
>>15454807
you call them classics, i call them the seeds of reddit
ce8d85 No.15454817
>>15454813
and I'll call you a queer.
aec158 No.15454823
>>15454807
Damn, Anon, you're such an oldfag!
f298ad No.15454826
>>15454813
Reddit merely appropriated them and disseminated them to the mainstream. Minus the anime most people simply know them as "funny memes".
79280f No.15454830
>>15454826
fair enough, nobody really has control over the actions of others.
ce8d85 No.15454833
>>15454823
thanks dude I browse knowyourmeme a lot.
5e6e05 No.15454837
>>15454812
These bring me joy and wish i was younger
a28538 No.15454838
>>15454812
>>15454813
Reddit steals shit. They should have been reviled across the net the way ebaumsworld had previously been for doing so. That does not make the base meme bad, but it does mean that posting without context is risky because they're not just old, but were also hijacked by an enemy for years.
5e6e05 No.15454853
>>15454838
I legit laughed at space of aids
a28538 No.15454872
>>15454838
Reminder that demotivationals were once as acceptable to post as advicedog and friends.
>>15454837
As an aside, I finally figured out where an image I was looking for was, so this has proven fruitful to me as well.
>>15454837
It was a different time, the sort that isn't apt to come again unless some new means of communication is forged to regain the "wild west" sort of days where anything went, and in which a certain level of carefreeness reigned.
0ee697 No.15454883
>>15452105
>this post in every lawbreakers thread
I know it's foolish to ask "why" at this point, but I have another question: is it always the same people responding?
f55767 No.15454886
>>15454883
Go away Cliffy.
You've done GOOFED.
5e6e05 No.15454893
>>15454878
Man i watched that from start to finish and i'm glad i did
a28538 No.15454903
>>15454888
This has been your trip down memory lane.
8da154 No.15454907
>>15453298
it came out. I *pirated it*
*it was shit*
5e6e05 No.15454912
>>15454903
Thank you for your service
4ac65e No.15454927
91d044 No.15454928
>>15453217
I don't know how he got the idea that people liked Gears of War because of him.
Normalfags had no idea who Cliffy was before all that failure and now they only remember it as "the cuck shirt guy".
0ee697 No.15454932
>>15454813
Tolkien is so generic, what do people see in his movies?
>>15454886
Perhaps the right question to ask was "how many times did you respond to >tfw not Cucky B, anons?". I legitimately want to know if anons have some track record.
4ac65e No.15454936
>>15454770
>If it's not new it's shit!
Who let faggots in here?
316be4 No.15454939
4ac65e No.15454943
>>15454932
>If you're so good people copy you forever, you are shit and generic
You are a prime example of why abortions should happen.
79280f No.15454945
>>15454936
>>15454943
goddamn your reading comprehension level is out of this world
0ee697 No.15454957
>>15454943
oh right, I forgot to type /s at the end
you even missed the fact that I said movies and not books
d17fdf No.15454977
>>15452528
The evolve faggot? Oh man good times. talking with that spaz was the gift that kept on giving.
0a27a1 No.15454989
And today guys and girls I want to speak to you regarding Lawbreakers. This game is dead, this game is dead. Bosskey are giving in. We as the playerbase need to ensure the game does fail. The game has no playerbase, there's nobody playing. Turn the servers off. This game is dead. Bosskey have asked me to do this, Nexon has asked me to do this paid promotion. The playerbase is small. There's something wrong with its playerbase.
Fuck you, heh, to the haters. Every comment you see is like oh, the playerbase is dead, the game is dead, there's no one playing. Well, fuck you. People like you with those shitty comments that put people off this game. Most of you have never even played this game. This game is fucking dead. Can't say the f word, we going to demonitise you, well guess what, fuck you too youtube. I don't give two shits.
And that's it for me. I'm never going to cover a game again. Lawbreakers is going to be my last game. Fuck you. Don't be a dick.
124103 No.15454993
>>15454878
The caption on that second picture pisses me off as it is very unlikely to be a cactus. It looks like the branch of a Euphorbia candelabrum which is very common in Kenya where that picture was taken.
2f6cbf No.15455009
>>15454993
Proper cacti only grow in Americas. Old world deserts have plenty of other plants similarly adapted to dry environments.
0a27a1 No.15455041
>>15455012
Nathan Wulf Talks About Lawbreakers, Radical Heights, and Boss Key Productions
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=LPlVxMT41m0
Generally boring video but gives some sparse insights into the delusions of Cliffy's buttbuddies, this one being the "senior gameplay developer".
d94804 No.15455045
>>15453469
pretentious/10
Still looks like it has more gameplay than most "games" coming from the silicon valley crowd
7f641c No.15455047
>>15452105
The best feeling.
>>15452099
>he actually gave money to cucky b
000000 No.15455087
>>15454711
This.
And it is better to always point out and remind people that for a game to be pozzed, the company responsible IS pozzed, and allowed it. Always.
Marxist propaganda in games are never the work of single individuals or isolated groups. The whole company is always responsible for it.
41722f No.15455119
The character models were revolting.
Say what you want about Overshit but at least those characters look nice.
f4a0ad No.15455190
>Narcissistic does stupid things and appeases his product to people who don't play video games actually gets what he deserves
I don't see any reason to celebrate. I don't think I care that much about Cliff or Lawbreakers to give a shit. But it's crazy how this doesn't happen more often. Still, is this as much of a fuck up as Marvel vs Capcom Infinite? I didn't think an IP like that could die so fast.
41e472 No.15455200
>>15455041
>That whole post
<If you don't buy Lawbreakers you are literally killing all videos games and ending fun as we know it
<No really, you dumb shitlords
<how dare you not appreciate how we did absolutely everything right and deserve your undying loyalty and admiration for putting out a subpar, repulsive, boring game that featured stale gameplay and awful characters
Good God.. I was prepared to feel sorry for the guy, but this sort of hyper defensive pissing and moaning just makes it even funnier that this game died so hard so fast.
be1a16 No.15455219
>>15454993
>>15455009
I think I've never seen a plant with a wooden trunk and suculent leaves.
Plants are fucking weird.
255ea7 No.15455273
>>15455190
>But it's crazy how this doesn't happen more often.
It isn't. Every now and then a bunch of very influential people will pick one thing at seemingly random that needs to be made as an example and to allow them to say "see, our crap isn't nearly as terrible so that makes it actually good". If being a prick and having half broken beta periods was enough to kill a studio then there wouldn't be very many studios period.
9a03ab No.15455330
>>15455119
>but at least those characters look nice
A few of the females looked nice, yes, but Blizzard, in all their leftist, cucked wisdom, decided they had enough white and East Asian women so it was time to nig and tranny it up.
adad8c No.15455419
>>15452554
I can only bring myself to skim it, and it's one of the worst things I've ever read. Taken alongside law breakers, radical heights, gears of war, and all the other worthless shit he's produced, I'm starting to think his narcissism is actually more potent than his stupidity.
0a27a1 No.15455420
>>15455200 (Checked)
Nice eggs. Who the fuck would hire a cunt like that to work on their game?
e1b29d No.15455561
>>15453460
RANDY WINS AGAIN, BABY!
dbc6cf No.15455844
>>15454657
All that shit you described was early 90s Nirvana-age stuff. In 1999 those bands were mostly irrelevant except Green Day and the Offspring (who had almost completed their shift to making joke songs and fading into complete obscurity)
99 was when nu-metal shit started really taking off due to Korn and their Family Values posse. On the other end of the spectrum, every jew in the music industry put together a boy band or pop queen wannabe. Grunge was certainly way dead at that point and nobody was wearing flannel. Skinny jeans and trouble glasses weren't even ironically fashionable for another 5-10 years, kids wore baggy JNCO jeans and had gelled hair and Hot Topic shit.
429890 No.15455876
>>15455844
nobody wore skinny jeans and oversized glasses until 2007/2008 where it was obscure until 2010 with a more massive explosion in 2011
ff39e9 No.15455953
>>15455876
Finally someone who noticed this. The Skinny jean fashion was strictly Emo in which was oddly popular and usually melded in the goths in which none were too happy about. Then oddly after the fucking Twilight series the fashion grew like fucking wildfire. After that Hiphop/Rap decided to say fuck it and hop on the trend as well. Honestly that hipster fashion should've died around '10 in my personal opinion but after the introduction of the retro attire from the 70's and 80's it was given a new lease on life.
5a7ca8 No.15456051
>>15453983
>Also worth noting how many "Allansons" there are listed working on it so far. Nepotism much?
I looked up the game a while back out of morbid curiosity since it had been two years since they released the demo. It turns out those guys are brothers and part of the reason for the delay is that their mother died. But since the delay has been so long that the game has a cancelled Wii U port that isn't really much of an excuse.
acf4d1 No.15456074
>>15452090
>>15452105
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
469302 No.15456089
>>15454715
We make plenty of shit, but then it gets taken by reddit or cuckchan, used on their sites and the flood of newfags then see the same memes they saw on cuckchan and scream because they came here for the dankest memes.
acf4d1 No.15456139
>>15453469
>the title actually says post-modern
Good god.
6c0d93 No.15456203
>>15454724
That seems pretty small for a triple A Battle Royale game. That Battle Royale simulator parody on steam has more players
429890 No.15456207
>>15456203
for better or for worse nobody plays battle royale clones ever, fortnite and pubg is all anyone plays
95a321 No.15456213
>>15452099
99/99 Top troll
6c0d93 No.15456217
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>>15456207
>fortnite and pubg is all anyone play
PUBG will be in third place soon. Better or for worse blackout will be in second place soon. It PUBG but works.
462ac1 No.15456379
>>15454715
>Have we lost our culture of making OC in those 4 years?
Yes. Today's 9/15, the day the Musical is supposed to start, and nobody seems to give a shit. Nobody gave a shit last year either.
b41049 No.15456394
>>15454977
He lost it on /cow/ with (300) posts.
962997 No.15456423
>>15454878
>WWII AoE gif
>Checks date of local copy
Has it been that long?
462822 No.15456444
>>15456207
Did i hear somebody say battle royale ?
Please god let this shit trend die already.
255ea7 No.15456457
>>15456444
It won't die until China stops forcing it tripsman.
7055cd No.15456502
>>15454722
>NPC is a cuckchan meme now
What?
d156bd No.15456506
>>15456379
What? Last year had a lot of songs in the musical. Many of them are quite good.
b678a6 No.15456535
>>15456394
Got any links or archives?
c22763 No.15456539
>Installed when it was free just to try it out
>unstalled after 3 matches
I want a refund for my time please
cc1e1a No.15456544
>>15453621
>Earthbound this
>Earthbound that
Earthbound never came to my country and I'm glad for it. It sounds like the most overhyped shit a hipster could think of. The RPGs I played were Breath of Fire II
255ea7 No.15456553
>>15456535
>>>/cow/292842
>>>/cow/525158
Lost of archives in both of those threads but it's mostly off site stuff of him being an embarrassing Gaia tier retard on forums.
462ac1 No.15456556
cc1e1a No.15456559
>>15453469
I swear I need to make an RPGMaker game ust to spite these faggots about drunk hobos.
255ea7 No.15456564
>>15456544
Dragon Quest 5 blows the entire series out of water, yes.
b87b99 No.15456648
>>15454367
>>15453496
>>15452105
It's a good feeling not to be a pseudo-edgy cuck or a cuck at all
6b3cb3 No.15456664
I have a feeling Ross is shitting his pants over it, despite it being trash.
41e472 No.15456746
I get why people make these kind of posts now.
b4fa2d No.15456811
>>15455219
Plants get really weird. The deserts of Baja have some really interesting cactus that are part cactus part tree but I don't go there anymore as I don't want to be killed or have my car stolen.
d156bd No.15456812
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15456556
Best? Todd Howard of Bethesda Games.
Runner-up, another Todd song, You Know my Name.
b4fa2d No.15456904
>>15456746
Not everyone feels the need for pseudo-upboats like you do.
590a39 No.15456941
What a great meme fellow users!
I'd like to remind everyone that Quake Champions is free right now! Go play a much more superior arena shooter! Dosen't even have Redshell!
Hahaha!
f1161c No.15456950
>>15456941
Todd just fucking release TES6 already so I can play porn mods
5e6d1b No.15456959
>>15456379
>tfw we're too discouraged to ever try to organize another musical
I fucking hate that faggot.
f1161c No.15457002
>>15454693
90% of 4chan's 'new' memes are just Wojak and Pepe variants.
>>15456379
Hey, I still make OC. Quite a lot, actually.
4f7f90 No.15457004
>>15454903
>WHAM
>Not GASHUNK
That is not the right sound effect.
650bc6 No.15457223
>>15454812
>>15454474
>>15454722
If you don't like it why don't you actually make something better, to be honest. Doing nothing but reminiscing over glory days and trying to live in the past helps no one and proves nothing.
f1161c No.15457279
>>15457223
True, but these lazy meme reskins aren't much better than doing nothing.
5e6d1b No.15457285
>>15454693
There really isn't anything that makes 4chan distinct anymore other than that it's anonymous. I still maintain that we actually have more culture here, it's just not as centralized. There are actually a lot of small communities here that have their own quality OC, and even our /v/ has Uncommon Time and other traditions that are no longer welcome on 4chan.
6114f2 No.15457302
>>15454722
Reminds me of when advice dog got really popular every "new" meme was just a lazy ripoff of it. That was the beginning of the end for halfchan IMO.
c537c3 No.15457314
>>15452154
>So what's Cliffy gonna fuck up next?
His head or neck, hopefully
41e472 No.15457530
>>15456904
I suppose (you) might have a point.
c25e20 No.15457544
>>15454977
>>15456394
He also post in the DOOM threads both here and on /vg/
a28538 No.15457599
>>15456139
Yeah, they're being pretty clear it's a load of unappealing horseshit, as if the character designs weren't enough. If I wanted that sort of dungeon exploration in an RPG, I'd go replay a Wild Arms. Or give Lufia II a spin, as that one's still on my backlog.
>>15456544
Far as I know, Earthbound (and Mother in general) just has a really, really vocal fanbase, to the point that's part of why the game's sky high these days. And unfortunately the quirkiness of it seems to make it very hipster friendly (with such faggots having not been opposed to dropping ludicrous amounts of money on it, prior to and likely even after it got a digital rerelease). I'm not dissing the game or series, but still. There's a series I like that I bet if it had as loud a fanbase, it would be infested too due to it's bizarre sense of humor.
>The RPGs I played
>Breath of Fire II
>RPGs as in plural.
That's only one, and I would hope you've since played it again with the fan retranslation patch (and maybe the Maeson hack, which works in conjunction with it).
>>15456559
Do it. Make Murder Hobo: The RPG.
b87b99 No.15457623
>>15452523
>Interesting gravity mechanics that the original Quake did better in that secret level or you could do by setting sv_gravity=0
Sure, Cucky B.
650bc6 No.15457637
>>15457623
Honestly that secret level fucking sucked it was a terrible gimmick from the start
1637cc No.15457641
>>15456457
On that topic, why are so many devs pandering to China? Do they really buy this shit? I thought they mostly played knockoffs
255ea7 No.15457652
>>15457641
Because Tencent owns them most likely. Look up a publicly shared company that panders to chinks and I guarantee you Tencent is their biggest shareholder.
c2a6c6 No.15457654
>>15452090
>first pic
You could tell the game was going to be a flop when not even the characters in the promotional material look excited to be in it.
c2a6c6 No.15457667
>>15457652
To pander to China you basically have to have Tencent as a major shareholder.
Some guys I know that work at GGG were telling me a while back that there is basically two versions of PoE, one for China and one for everywhere else. Because the Chinese market demands things like higher drop rates a special weekends where items with massively inflated stats have even higher drop rates it basically breaks the game for non-Chinese players so the two playerbases have to be separated. This is common with most games in the Chinese market and it drives up the cost of developing and maintaining the game, not to mention you also have to comply with the censorship requirements of China.
6114f2 No.15457669
>>15457637
Nigger what? That was the best level in the entire game. I would love to play a full length Quake mod based around it.
255ea7 No.15457753
>>15457667
The entire thing is a racket to scam unsuspecting developers out of their money and pull the rug out from the under them the moment they get a bit too dependent on them. It's going to be pretty funny when they ban foreign media again in the next decade or so.
c2a6c6 No.15457931
>>15457753
>The entire thing is a racket to scam unsuspecting developers out of their money
I don't know man, you have to understand that the GGG founders worked on PoE for like 7 years before even getting to beta and then worked on it for another 5 years before selling out to Tencent. I am pretty sure they don't care since they each made tens of millions out of the deal and are getting tired of working on it.
>It's going to be pretty funny when they ban foreign media again in the next decade or so.
Unlikely, Tencent will just pull strings with their party friends. Banning foreign media in China would destroy the value of many large companies in China which the party wouldn't politically survive.
000000 No.15458067
>>15455200
And he talks like if killing games in their current and shittiest form was a bad thing.
The whole western industry must die.
>>15455273
>being a prick and having half broken beta periods was enough to kill a studio
This must become the norm.
df1ec5 No.15458115
>>15454474
You're forgetting one.
df1ec5 No.15458147
>>15456502
It's cuckchan that really tried to turn into a meme. The theory's been circulating around here since 2016, yes, but cuckchan's really taken to calling everybody NPC's and making grey wojaks.
041f58 No.15459664
>>15454367
>YouTube Search
Pfft…
b49896 No.15459968
>>15454694
>>posts only original 765pro idols' content
Is this like a primary for idols?
b3df6c No.15459989
>>15453969
>This shit is have a year overdue, no fucking way it's coming out
delays are part of the postmodern experience!
b49896 No.15460018
>>15454838
Japanese bird cooking fettuccine
3760fc No.15460041
>>15454657
>>15455844
>>15455953
Thank you for your facile observations on popular culture. The small range of musical acts you reference is truly telling.
dd5364 No.15460064
>>15458115
Apu is from yilauta, leave him alone
000000 No.15460091
e37395 No.15460441
>>15452262
I was trying to think what this shit reminded me of and that is a nail on the head right there.
e37395 No.15460451
>>15452501
>guys
DID YOU JUST ASSUME OUR GENDERS"""!"!"!"!""£$£$%%^^&&**(*(*(&&^^&???>>>>
c08c2a No.15460468
>>15460041
Nigger those are the key fucking words. Popular culture. Unless you want to add your two cents into this I'm more than eager to listen.
e37395 No.15460472
>>15452725
If they're not comedians willing to make a joke of it or storytellers of whatever stripe with a solid stockade of that 'time when'-s they're virtually pointless. This especially so, it'll tank harder than his digital barfings of late.
e37395 No.15460520
>>15455041
I remember pointing out everything wrong with that banner ad photoshop hackjob and then another anon piped up and pointed out even more that I'd somehow missed. God what a clusterfuck it's been.
ba144b No.15460525
f57ba1 No.15461958
>>15452105
Feels good man.
e7ee28 No.15461989
>>15457667
>Some guys I know that work at GGG
german goo girls?
773ae6 No.15473420
>>15452090
But what about the gamenight?
000000 No.15474045
>>15452124
This, but unironically.
If your franchise is succesful, you can make a sequel and pull the plug on the old game, then rinse and repeat.
2f88b6 No.15474076
>>15452105
I may have bronchitis but at least I'm not Cliff Bazinga.
ea6332 No.15474089
>>15473514
>Transitioned to kill
Not fair, I almost choked on my food laughing
fc753c No.15474093
>>15461989
>german goo girls?
1a7f32 No.15474105
>>15452105
>I'm not Cucky B
cebbca No.15474108
>>15452245
then why buy lawbreakers?
cebbca No.15474150
>>15453469
I forgot about this and I still hate how the protag is a spitting image of my brother
255ea7 No.15474157
>>15474150
Does cell shading run in the family?
cebbca No.15474215
>>15474157
fortunately it doesnt
5aa69d No.15477176
>>15477167
I meant to add:
> That fucking word salad of games that have very little if anything to do with each other other than they had very unique mechanics that really only worked because the devs didn't go full autismo and make it every thing and instead made it really amazing at a handful of thing instead of a shitty hipster jack of all trades
64629c No.15483787
>>15474108
To virtue signal.