863bfd No.15439894
Last week's scheduled Direct got fucked by Mother Earth itself, but it's happening now.
Same start times, same duration (35 minutes), same weekday as before: http://archive.is/pnmKD | http://archive.is/DeGX0
Switch Online is gonna be the focus of the Direct, and they'll finally try to launch it on September 19th.
Everyone gets to try the service for free, but after one week, they'll start charging: http://archive.is/MVm8B
2ab860 No.15439902
Good thing I usually dont play multiplayer shit anyways.
9bbd1a No.15439922
>>15439902
Splatoon isn't shit. Though it's not worth paying for online.
9195cc No.15439923
>>15439894
>1 week
they said it was 2 weeks before the direct delay the fucking kikes, mst be because theyre charging for the Smash Beta too. Ever since the retarded banker took over from Iwata, Nintendo has gone down the drain
cf754a No.15439931
F-Zero happening, niggas.
ed8455 No.15439938
>>15439922
If it's multiplayer, it's shit, and the barebones singleplayer is not worth any more than a fiver.
>>15439931
Never ever, and if it does, it will be made by a C-team because of how expensive of a bomb GX and AX were.
5c23ee No.15439946
>>15439941
I want to play Super Mark 64.
502351 No.15439954
>>15439894
Please don't cancel out because the Commiefornia Wildfires and Hurricane Florence, and the spiteful fags in this thread.
e437ca No.15439974
>>15439924
The direct last week was cancelled, because of an earthquake.
>>15439934
>platform faggotry
gb2 >>>/cuckchan/
2ab860 No.15439975
>>15439948
>gay
Mark isnt gay anon, he has a wonderful girlfriend.
6d5b15 No.15439990
>only thing I play on this underpowered pos is splatoon
>now that's taken from me
How soon til this becomes the full on weeb machine?
940613 No.15440040
>>15439990
2-3 years if you're lucky
5f69d4 No.15440064
>>15439974
Never saw what the problem was with console wars, or rather, what the problem was with memeing on certain companies.
I mean shit we're the "darkest reaches of the web" but I can't call sony and it's fans gay?
1f394c No.15440090
I'm ready for real this time
1fc258 No.15440108
Aren't most of the surprises already spoiled because developers forgetting to shift when websites go live and TGS reveals?
e437ca No.15440128
>>15440064
Nothing wrong with shitting on companies or shitposting from time to time, but once you start using obvious cuckchan lingo, post wojak edit #873847383683 or keep shitting up threads you don't like just because you think it's funny or whatever(like you do right now), there's no turning back, retards will think they're in good company and the whole board will be flooded with cancer. Like I said, if you want that shit then fuck off to cuckchan with the rest of the underage subhumans, nigger.
7d0d4f No.15440129
>>15439938
I'd rather have F-Zero made by a C-team that focuses on gameplay at 60fps than an A-team under Potato Motor's direct control.
2c2412 No.15440152
I'm ready to see why it needed to be postponed.
ed8455 No.15440162
>>15440129
Best case scenario, it will be like Punch Out! Wii, being basically a remaster using only established characters, on in this case, tracks as well.
7d0d4f No.15440177
>>15440162
I still like the idea of having new game modes with new metas that add variety to the game.
863bfd No.15440185
>>15440108
Some of last week's news was definitely supposed to debut during the Direct:
>Yoshi's Crafted World: https://archive.is/vTBkl
>Mega Man 11 (demo): https://archive.is/551Eg
>Sid Meyer's Civilization VI: https://archive.is/ZxkvK
>Final Fantasy XV - Mobileshit Edition: https://archive.is/tliXS
>Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles (Remastered): https://archive.is/uYCKg
>LEGO Harry Potter Collection: https://archive.is/liJWG
>Surgeon Simulator CPR: https://archive.is/DkIcP
>Tales of Vesperia (release date): https://archive.is/oRVQK
>Hardware Bundles - PKMN Eevee / Pikachu: https://archive.is/TIzjz || Smash Bros. Ultimate: https://archive.is/jlTIV
>Free items for all Xenoblade 2 players: https://archive.is/s2zTw
Bonus: https://archive.is/ZYxnJ
9e2948 No.15440266
>>15440185
Why cant he just make another custom robo?
1fc258 No.15440269
>>15440266
Because Nintendo owns the rights
e35e2a No.15440326
>>15440185
>The worst civ
>ebin meme game
>anal fantasy
I don't remember the Wiiu's digital shop having such poor QC. Outside the one.
>>15440128
>It's okay to do it but if you offend me with soy memes then it's not okay
Besides, what else is there to discuss? Most of the shit that would have come from the direct was already revealed, what do you want, the same three speculations everytime a subject gets brought up?
>Like you're doing
I asked a question you little nog.
b0985f No.15440350
>>15440266
Nintendo said "no".
007ce6 No.15440431
>>15439938
>If it's multiplayer, it's shit
spotted the baddie
5faed3 No.15440443
>>15440266
>>15440350
Same reason the dudes who made FAST couldn't make an F-zero game.
5faed3 No.15440471
>>15440431
except that >>15439938 is right. People are too blind to online games being fucking god awful. Why? Because the developers get to say when YOU can't play your game anymore. Remember MGS online? Remember monster hunter 1 and 2 and tri on wii? Remember starwars galaxies?
What killed them? Playerbase? Nope, strong. Games? Nope, loved.
THE DEVS DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PAYING FOR THE SERVERS AND SAID "FUCK YOU, BUY THE NEW GAME"
A game is useless unless the offline components are substantial. Splatoon 2's singleplayer is so trash, they had to sell the rest of it as a $20 "expansion" and it's shit. And now that you have to pay for online? Watch the playerbase drop like fucking flies.
These "mostly online" and "online only" games are trash and nothing can convince me otherwise.
863bfd No.15440477
>>15440443
Hiring the F-Zero GX / AX announcer for FAST NEO / RMX was a nice touch, at least.
99c99a No.15440521
Who's ready for the daily ridicule of everyone who pays for the internet twice?
2a5eb2 No.15440528
>>15440521
I put my money on getting banned for complaining about it personally.
99c99a No.15440544
>>15440528
I've already accepted this fate
779b3c No.15440552
>>15440471
Splatoon 2's single player is great and the expansion is even better, what the fuck are you talking about?
5faed3 No.15440586
>>15440552
>single player in splatoon 1
>do various shit to get the zapfish back
>fight a boss in each "world"
>final fight is against a DJ octopus's dubstep machine
>simple enough yet fun
<splatoon 2
<do the same thing only Callie got (((octoed))) because who the fuck cares, there is so little singleplayer that no one talks about it as it's just a weaker rehash of the first game
<expansion
<supposed to be about an Octo who fights to not be a villain but have super shitty head tentacles for some reason
<lol you're just a squid who got (((octoed)))
<what? you thought you'd get to play as an octoling with those neat different tentacle positions and different form in the ink?
<of course you thought that, goym
060eec No.15440601
>>15439975
Mark is looking a little bit like Max Stirner there…
Does he think weight loss is a spook?
33d590 No.15440610
>>15439975
I really really like this image
007ce6 No.15440614
>>15440471
>every multiplayer game is always online and hosted on a server
>if a game cant be played in 20 years then its not worth playing
yes, its a shitty world full of fleeting moments of joy and its rotten when things get cut short. doesnt make "if it's multiplayer, it's shit" any less of a foolish statement.
287cb8 No.15440625
>>15440471
You don't know what you're talking about when SWG is considered. That game died because the devs remade the game into shit for the third time.
I'll give you MH Tri, though. Losing half of the game's content because lolnoonline is cancer.
2aa26a No.15440702
>>15440586
<lol you're just a squid who got (((octoed)))
what the fuck are you talking about? if anything you're an octo who got squided
3c5375 No.15440743
>>15439894
>Everyone gets to try the service for free for one week.
>"Service"
What service?
>Games have been free to play online all this time up to this point
>Not all games support cloud saves
>Have to chat through your cell phone
>Let you play Roms
I've had all the "features" of this service already, for free, up to this point. The only thing new they're bringing to the table is a check they expect you to pick up.
4a52aa No.15440771
Incineroar will likely get revealed for smash
620d38 No.15440781
>>15440152
it was postponed because a few dozen people died from an EQ
3f9b4a No.15440788
>>15440614
seems like schopenhauer really mellowed out over the last couple decades
163dfc No.15440798
>>15440785
Its just a way to get attention, until proven otherwise.
779b3c No.15440800
>>15440785
I will eat my own dick if a DBZ character is playable.
2ab860 No.15440806
>>15440785
Literally means nothing. Its just attention-seeking.
If the McDonalds twitter account posted a silhouette of Ronald McDonald it would have just as much veracity.
The fuck is that supposed to be a silhouette of anyways?
62fd9d No.15440812
>>15440800
You better don't
e437ca No.15440814
007ce6 No.15440823
2ab860 No.15440827
>>15440814
Nah, waist is way too thin for his super form and the hair is wrong for base form.
e437ca No.15440841
>>15440827
Yea, he looks a bit skinny, but stance, hair, etc resembles him pretty well.
3c5375 No.15440850
>>15440814
>crunchroll
Are you sure it's not just the silhouette of one of the "ladies" on the High Guardian Spice writing staff?
e3e843 No.15440858
>>15440785
It's a fucking Broly silhouette of course not. If they're gonna add a DBZ character it's gonna be Goku before anyone else.
c15bdd No.15440861
>>15440850
>crunchroll
It says Funimation anon.
e437ca No.15440862
>>15440850
>>crunchroll
Wot?
1fc258 No.15440876
>>15440785
they tweet that every direct since smash's announcement anon
5faed3 No.15441059
>>15440771
Actually, the roster was finalized in 2015. X and Y didn't come out until 2016. Samus didn't even get her Samus Returns outfit, nor did Ridley get his proteus Ridley skin from the same game.
In terms of wanted characters, pokemon didn't even fucking rank for smash bros.
5faed3 No.15441067
>>15441059
>X and Y
I meant sun and moon, fuck
ed8455 No.15441077
>>15441059
>>15441067
>implying they give a shit about what people want
I'm sure Corrin was on the top of everyone's list.
8ff2ee No.15441081
4a52aa No.15441094
>>15441059
but vergeben said 7th gen pokemon
ab3d96 No.15441125
>>15440800
I was hoping that was Jonathon
6ec288 No.15441136
>>15441077
I can think of one person who had him at the top.
5faed3 No.15441143
>>15441077
I'm not talking about smash 4, I'm talking about smash U.
>sakurai starts the game development in 2015
>got fuckkonami back, squeeniz, bamco, sega for all star roster
>inkling/splatoon 1 rep in and the splatoon 1 stars (squid sisters) and not splatoon 2 shit anywhere in sight
>Ridley is added (Fans fucking wanted him)
>Simon is added (fans fucking wanted him)
>K. Rool is added (fans fucking wanted him)
>Chrom is added (fucks wanted him mainly because he'd have been better than lucina)
>Dark Samus is added (fans wanted, even if she'd be a clone)
>'Dorf gets his fucking sword (fans wanted)
>all 64, melee and brawl stages are added (fans wanted)
>classic is no longer some clusterfuck (fans wanted)
all signs point to Fan appeal.
>>15441094
I don't pay attention to retards.
6ec288 No.15441182
>>15441143
With a name like Ultimate I do hope the team actually gives a lot of fanservice to this title since it seems like they won't be able to really outdo it after this one.
2ab860 No.15441243
>>15441182
What would they even name the next game?
Because with or without Samurai, no way Nintendo is going to ever let this cash cow die.
3814db No.15441283
>>15439931
Seeing how Nintendo doesn't give a shit about it anymore it will never happen sadly
8ed5aa No.15441308
e437ca No.15441320
>>15441283
What was that again of that German racing game for the Switch that was like a mix between Wipeout and F-Zero? I think it was a port of a Wii-U game.
e437ca No.15441327
0088a7 No.15441329
>>15441243
Super Smash Bros. 2. Alternatively, Super Smash Bros.
ed8455 No.15441337
>>15441320
Fast Racing Neo? I think the Switch port/sequel was called Fast RMX.
4da8bc No.15441344
>>15441331
SUPER SMASH BROS BATTLE ROYALE CONFIRMED!
2399f0 No.15441365
>>15441331
>Super Smash Bros Disagreement
>Super Smash Bros Controversy
>Super Smash Bros Wrangling
>Super Smash Bros Fuss
a600e9 No.15441370
I'm here to laugh at switch owners
e437ca No.15441383
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15441337
Fast RMX
thats the one. I never had a Wii U, but it seems like a modern F-Zero to me from what I saw and apparently it's running at 1080p/60fps which is pretty good. So why does no one ever talk about it?
Also, best OST coming through
6fa279 No.15441460
>>15441365
>Super Smash Bros Difficulty
7d0d4f No.15441470
>>15441383
Fast RMX is the port of Fast Racing Neo on Switch. It has the whole game from WiiU plus more.
cf754a No.15441510
>>15441383
It's a good game, but it's not F-Zero.
e437ca No.15441524
>>15441470
Yea, but is it any good?
863bfd No.15441537
>>15441383
>So why does no one ever talk about it?
- Nobody had a Wii U to even try out NEO
- It doesn't have any distinct 'characters'
- The music is nowhere near as memorable
- Besides good graphics on the tracks, the presentation is barebones overall
- The default gameplay mode is like WipeOut with a boost button instead of weapons
- The gameplay mode that makes it slightly more like F-Zero (one shared bar for shields and boosting) was unlocked too late for most players to notice or care
- The RMX version got buried by other stuff in the Switch's launch lineup
- …But despite all of that, the gameplay is great
Essentially, >>15441510
e437ca No.15441539
>>15441510
I know what you mean. By the way, didn't Nintendo say they'll add 20 NES/SNES games for the Nintndo online subscription thing which all have online mp mode? What is there even to play on mp?
37736a No.15441573
>>15441243
Super Smash Bros. Penultimate
1721fd No.15441600
>>15441125
>sadness.jpg
Inst that the cucked reddit moderator from back during gaming gay?
32d38e No.15441614
>>15441243
Super Smash Bros Ultimate 2: Fuck You Sakurai Why Did You Put in so Many Fighters
e437ca No.15441630
>>15441537
I'm close to buying a 2nd hand copy for 10€bucks. I heard this direct is about online shit only? They need to add atleast one of these to be honest.
ed8455 No.15441632
>>15441600
That's Vinny, mate. So yup, a cucked Redditor, but no idea about moderating anything.
863bfd No.15441648
>>15441630
The Online Shitshow Service seems to be the bulk of this Direct, but that's reasonable, since they'll need to spend a lot of time making it look really good to win some of the casuals back.
ab3d96 No.15441658
>>15441632
Ahskually,Vinny was a channer way back when
8ed5aa No.15441664
I really do want faggots that want that shitty guaranteed retconned from being Fighting tiger, meme skeleton or walking pixel block to literally fucking die and painfully.
fd5f73 No.15441666
>>15441648
If its nothing other than "we give u NES games" Ill be upset, and hope for a second earthquake to hit
7d9ab7 No.15441668
>>15441658
You said it, he was. Now he's a le reddit maymay tier cuck. He suck's balls all day just because he like it so mucho.
4587e2 No.15441679
>15439938
>If it's multiplayer, it's shit, and the barebones singleplayer is not worth any more than a fiver.
Shit opinion disregarded.
>>15440827
>Nah, waist is way too thin for his super form and the hair is wrong for base form.
It's probably the new broly from the upcoming remake.
ab3d96 No.15441680
>>15441668
I dunno, he recently made a 6 gorillion joke on stream so he doesn't seem like too much of a cuck to me.
56ccb8 No.15441685
>>15441658
Wouldn't shock me if he did both even back in the day just like how 06 /b/tards spent half their time circlejerking on gaiaonline.
71c0df No.15441693
>>15441331
>Super Smash Bros. Argument
7d0d4f No.15441708
>>15441524
It was fun while I played. Hard as balls though. It has a very high skill ceiling. You're going to have to master changing colors and the physics of sharp turns.
https://invidio.us/B3aLGDXoPlI?
Because I can't learn to embed right now.
1b595a No.15441711
>>15441331
>>15441243
Super Smash Bros. Square Up
9770a2 No.15441728
>>15441243
>Because with or without Samurai, no way Nintendo is going to ever let this cash cow die.
inb4 Smash Ultimate is going to have updates and freemium-esque paid content added to it forever like a fucking Moba.
When the next nintendo console comes out, it will just be ported and hopefully compatible with the switch version for online play.
That blurred icon on the right is gonna be a fucking store to buy all the cool kid characters, skins and trophy gachas.
e437ca No.15441739
>>15441708
>being this new
Use your head. it's right there in the reply window for fucks sake.
62fd9d No.15441744
>>15441728
That's going to be not-space emissary, not a shop. It says Spirits I think.
33e3c9 No.15441748
I sincerely hope none of you actually go along with the Online Paywall.
9770a2 No.15441756
>>15441744
read the post and look at the pic again
116d31 No.15441760
>>15441331
How the fuck is action a synonym of fight?
2ab860 No.15441761
>>15441728
I could actually see that happening. Maybe not for Smash Ultimate, but for a future Smash game, sure.
Nintendo's been all about the DLC lately, eventually they may try the constant updates model.
Instead of needing to constantly remake shit for each sequel, just have a single game and keep adding new shit to it.
62fd9d No.15441767
>>15441756
Just jewgle it, it most likely says Spirits. I read what you said and it's irreleva-
Oh wait, you said on the right, not on the left. Fuck me.
1b595a No.15441770
>>15441756
It'd be easy to if someone didn't post the thumbnail of it.
>>15441760
"You ever seen some action?"
116d31 No.15441778
>>15441770
>"You ever seen some action?"
Oh yeah, you're right.
4587e2 No.15441786
>>15441728
That picture for ants looks vaguely like the Squid.
8ed5aa No.15441802
>>15441748
Of fucking course not. Depending on what shit stains the final roster instead of infinitely more deserving characters before DLCshit I might not even buy it out of autistic fury.
8f2def No.15441807
>>15441728
Just an obvious point for anons taking this post literally, a shop button would be orange;
as that's the color they use to represent the e-shop.
based off of sm4sh, the shop button will be added once the game has DLC, though i could believe that its a sub menu of the online button
>>15441748
Of course not.
007ce6 No.15441809
>>15441748
>tfw no big titty super strength loli gf
9770a2 No.15441817
>>15441761
I think this is the one, bruh.
I don't see them making a worthy sequel to this "EVERYONE IS HERE" game with a bazillion stages and music.
>>15441770
>>15441786
It wasn't that small when I copied it from google images
>>15441807
If the shop icon is on the right bar alongside the mail and home icons, it probably won't be orange.
1b595a No.15441828
>>15441817
>It wasn't that small when I copied it from google images
Be careful about that and when you right click to save, hit "view image" first so you know the true image you're getting.
2e8f05 No.15441842
>>15441243
I am 90% sure that me and my brother thought up the calling Smash 4 Kerfuffle meme. I remember we were trying to think of what comes after a brawl just after brawl was announced and we both agreed only a straight up Kerfuffle is bigger than a brawl. I used this term around all my smash bro loving/early-4chan-using friends. I think either it leaked into the internet from us or everyone on the internet just came to the same conclusion somehow
e437ca No.15441877
>>15441809
>oppai loli
No such thing. It's called shortstack you tard.
96e944 No.15441883
>>15441849
Hello fellow pokétrainer!
What a splendid Kyogre you got there.
3a8b82 No.15441897
>>15441877
Short stacks have tits and ass. Oppai loli have tits but no ass. How hard is it to understand that?
23e695 No.15441924
>>15441243
I just made a new roster:
Krystal
Waluigi
Rex with Pyra, Roc and Nia
Skull Kid
Marx
Poppi with all three forms
Lip
Tingle
Funky Kong
Chibi-Robo
Pious Augustus
Isaac
Ray MK III
Saki Amamiya
Takamaru
Wonder Red
Geno
Mike Jones
Sukapon
Lyn
Starfy
Dunban
Scizor
Tinstar
039d4e No.15441957
>>15441897
You're forgetting dragon lolis that are pretty much just a dragon in its early 20's, talks like a toddler and acts like one.
8ed5aa No.15441961
>>15441877
Oppai loli does exist and it's a heretical madman's dream that somehow became wonderful fappable reality normalfags would be dragged kicking and screaming into starting with May.
007ce6 No.15441974
>>15441877
>>15441897
im not sure the boundaries of these terms necessarily stop where the other begins. there is bound to be a bit of overlap, it is not shameful.
23e695 No.15441982
>>15441883
Don't fucking do it you honey bastard.
e437ca No.15442001
>>15441957
Dragon lolis just have thick thighs and no tits.
>>15441961
>Oppai loli does exist
It's a meme like feminine penis. Theres nothing feminine about a dick nor is there a loli with big tits.
t's not fucking quantum physics how is this so hard to understandu?
8ed5aa No.15442014
>>15442001
>conflating oppai loli with traps
007ce6 No.15442022
>>15441961
heretical yes, but not a madman. some enlightened individual realized that the flat is holy because loli is, and not the other way around.
monster girls started picking up steam around the same time, it is no coincindence. for what is oppai loli but a loli borrowing iconic features from a titty monster?
the only thing thats remained great throughout the years are 2d lewds, maybe i can even get away with saying its outright improved.
>>15442001
a penis on a female is hardly the equivalent of breasts on a female. this is an unstable path you are walking.
1b595a No.15442025
Is the Nintendo Direct confirmed to have oppai lolis or something?
3e238f No.15442031
>>15442022
I wanna bully that cultist with my dick
8ed5aa No.15442033
0a59ff No.15442058
>>15442031
You would find her extremely annoying and ridden with space STDs.
Remenber, in the grimm darkness of the far future there is only war and the laughter of evil gods.
3a8b82 No.15442062
>>15441957
A loli is a loli, whether it's a human or a dragon toddler. It's just a list of different loli types; not a compendium of loli species. Couldn't find any actual dragon girl toddlercon, so have some Kanna.
e437ca No.15442066
>>15442014
Where is the difference?
Protip there is none
>>15442022
Loli comes from lolita(Vladimir Nabokovs book Loita) complex hence they're just hitting puberty which makes it impossible to have huge milk bags. You're arguing against biology just like claiming men can be women too. It's just impossible.
007ce6 No.15442072
>>15442066
let it be known that i wasnt the one to steer this conversation into a circle
e437ca No.15442073
>>15442066
just got that pic off google and didnt saw the reddit tier shit text.
1b595a No.15442096
WHAT KIND OF NEW GAMES DO YOU HOPE NINTENDO IS WORKING ON, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL ANNOUNCE ANY?
979420 No.15442120
>>15442096
>HOPE
The Guardian Legend 2
>DO YOU THINK THEY'LL ANNOUNCE ANY?
No, with a little luck we'll get some SMT5 gameplay, but I doubt it. It'll be just smASS shit and other rehashes.
7d0d4f No.15442132
>>15441739
I tried the embed and it wouldn't let me post. Off to the FAQ to kill myself.
>>15442096
Hopes and dreams are for fools. I will expect disappointment and get disappointment.
75acc3 No.15442188
>>15440471
>every multiplayer game is shit
>unreal tournament, quake, SS13, etc.
>all shit
>there are multiplayer games that have been around for decades that are still active
I want contrarian millennials to leave.
8a590c No.15442206
8ed5aa No.15442208
>>15442132
>anon learned how to stop disappointment
Good for you.
7d0d4f No.15442264
File: c7ddf8a01890136⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 167.71 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 3b0aca14f6b3a6cb02d417b21a….jpg)
>>15442208
Waifus are a powerful thing.
This isn't mai waifu. I just felt like fapping.
8ed5aa No.15442283
>>15442264
When you expect the worst, the bad shit isn't as bad and the good things get even better.
>pic
DO NOT SEXUALIZE CIEL
3a8b82 No.15442332
>>15442283
>DO NOT SEXUALIZE CIEL
Agreed. Sexualizing Alouette is superior.
3f7934 No.15442362
are you fucking kidding me
ed8455 No.15442381
>>15442362
Stop posting fakes.
8a590c No.15442386
>>15442381
Stop BEING a fake.
3f7934 No.15442400
>>15441573
Penultimate means 1 behind/before the ultimate
that title effectiely means "Smash Bros: Not as good as the last one"
ed8455 No.15442403
>>15442386
Stop being a nigger.
8a590c No.15442412
>>15442400
Super Smash Bros. Antepenultimate
3f7934 No.15442423
>>15442412
>it just keeps going down as every iteration they remove 1 character and 1 stage
007ce6 No.15442431
>>15442412
super smash bros. its all downhill from here, lets crash as fast as we can and my classmate is actually an alien from another dimension?!
8b48b0 No.15442434
>>15442362
Won't happen. Mutt lives don't matter
8a590c No.15442440
>>15442431
>>15442423
Super Smash Bros. Preantepenultimate.
007ce6 No.15442471
>>15442440
super smash bros. champions online: legends: origins edition
7d0d4f No.15442482
>>15442362
Nintendo of America is in the north west though.
8a590c No.15442487
>>15442471
Super Smash Bros. Propreantepenultimate.
6e0824 No.15442499
Super Smash Bros. Battle Royale
32040a No.15442510
>>15441331
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
= T I F F =
9408f8 No.15442519
Dragalia will BTFO any of the news easily
52f6ca No.15442592
>>15439922
>shooter with no Y axis control
>NO ANON, EVEN BETTER….MOTION SENSOR Y-AXIS CONTROL
5c23ee No.15442613
>>15441243
Ultimate means "final" or "last". I know Sakurai called every game since Melee the last one, but this title seems convincing.
2ab860 No.15442620
>>15442613
Keep in mind SSBU's Japanese title is just "Special", not "Ultimate".
bf00f0 No.15442624
>>15442510
Does that mean what I think it means?!
Is she confirmed?!
5c23ee No.15442636
>>15442620
>Localization gives us a fucking misleading titles
FUCK.
6228b5 No.15442640
>>15442620
Who the fuck thought a good translation of special is ultimate?
2ab860 No.15442659
>>15442640
Melee was originally just "Deluxe"
Brawl was originally just "X" (as in crossover. also why the game had so much X symbolism)
7d0d4f No.15442660
Next game is Super Smash Bros. G in Japan. I dunno.
fadff4 No.15442670
>>15442659
>as in crossover
I wonder if there was originally meant to be even more third parties than just Sonic and Snake.
ed8455 No.15442685
>>15442640
>>15442659
They stated that they changed Special in the west because of how commonplace Special editions of games are, with little meaningless chachkies, and they wanted to use a word that was more impactful than that.
7d0d4f No.15442694
>>15442685
And NoA made this game sound like the last version of Super Smash Bros. The next game will either be Melee HD or shit. Good job guys!
2399f0 No.15442708
>>15442694
>Melee HD
>not Brawl 4K as Sakurai's last fuck you, now with slower game play and the Wii U's game mode replacing Subspace
69113e No.15442721
>>15440471
>Splatoon 2's singleplayer is so trash, they had to sell the rest of it as a $20 "expansion" and it's shit.
no u. It's perfectly fine.
bd87ad No.15442801
>Contingent99 is doing an update gameplay teaser stream for Wizard of Legend tomorrow an hour before the Direct
Looks like I've got my preshow arranged.
bd87ad No.15442803
>Contingent99 is doing an update gameplay teaser stream for Wizard of Legend tomorrow an hour before the Direct
Looks like I've got my preshow arranged.
6d5b15 No.15442885
>>15442720
time for perma airplane mode
731d00 No.15442941
>>15442720
Is this their attempt at stopping switch piracy?
1fc258 No.15442961
>>15442885
Bruh you should have been doing that from the beginning since the switch had telemetry bullshit from day 1.
ad84e6 No.15442962
>>15442941
As soon as telemetry blocking and cold warmboot is a thing, I'll pirate every title that comes out on this piece of shit.
4b75a5 No.15443083
>>15442720
What does this even mean?
Anyone that has their Switch account tied to their nintendo account is getting locked?
You can't use your account on other systems?
7d0d4f No.15443250
>>15443083
It means your Nintendo Switch profile will be permanently tied to your account like your Nintendo Network is to the 3DS. The only way I assume you can transfer to another system is by doing an account transfer to another system.
In other words your Nintendo Switch Profile and Nintendo Network Account will be tied to the system's serial number. AGAIN.
7e168c No.15443296
>>15442720
Nintendo, can we talk? Why do you still do this? Sony doesn't do this. Microsoft doesn't do this. So why do you still do this?
Also side note, why the fuck are we still using Friend Codes? The fucking Wii U got rid of Friend Codes, so why can't the Switch?
7d0d4f No.15443334
>>15443296
Simple reason: money and control. Nintendo wants your accounts tied to serial numbers because if anything happens you cannot recover your account. Therefore if your Switch bricks then you will have to buy another Switch, use a different e-mail address to get a new Nintendo Network account, and re-buy all the digital content you lost from the previous system.
a94344 No.15443390
>>15440743
>have to chat through your cell phone
<one free rom a month
>nintendjew has the nerve to charge people for this
Is this supposed to be a bad joke?
>>15441760
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/action?s=t
>11: a military encounter or engagement; battle, skirmish, or the like.
>12: actual engagement in fighting an enemy; military or naval combat:
>He saw action in Vietnam.
>>15441877
>>15441897
The term shortstack doesn't exist in Japanese so they call them oppai loli, ass or no ass.
Also, stacked means having a big rack. Period. So even saying oppai lolis with no hips aren't stacked makes no sense at all.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stacked
>big-bosomed
a94344 No.15443404
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>>15442062
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
DON'T LEWD THE ARA DRAGON
313452 No.15443415
>>15441243
Gotta go with what the movie industry does for sequel titles.
The Super Smash Bros.
>>15441539
>What is there even to play on mp?
I'll admit adding online to NES (and supposedly SNES) titles is a bit strange considering there really isn't that many Nintendo made simultaneous 2P NES games. I think Nintendo is only doing this to give some sort of attraction to these old games to get people to try them.
>Playing games like Mario Bros, Balloon Fight, Ice Climber might be interesting since they have never been online before but still a possible clusterfuck with their competitve co-op Nintendo playstyle (do you WANT to work together or just kill each other on the first level?)
>Various NES sports games (Soccer, Tennis) or games with modern sequels like Dr Mario are experiences that won't really be "new" when playing them online (there's already been three Dr M games with online play and countless sports games with online easily available).
>Then there is those NES games with the alternating 2P support (SMB1/2/3, DK, etc) where after first player dies/completes a level it becomes the next player turn to play it, somehow SMB3 (one of the first games for this service) will have online play implemented for that feature.
49a93a No.15443428
>>15441728
The next Smash bros could be hard reboot that throws away a lot of the characters and starts fresh. It would be hated incredibly though. That or they will go a "service" model and just keep updating with characters.
>>15441877
the true tragedy of 3DPD is that shortstacks don't exist. It's either deformed midgets or underage.
ec6283 No.15443462
>>15439938
>gx and ax is a bomb
>he says this as maximum velocity and gp legends lived on
yeah how about fuck you nigger
4b75a5 No.15443524
Animal Crossing Pocket camp might be a thing in the presentation, if it's a real Animal Crossing >paid online >Custom texture censorship
3353f7 No.15443571
a47f99 No.15443588
>>15442720
There are like 10 different Nintendo account systems, which is this?
89ebee No.15443608
>>15439894
>paying for online
i pay my internet bills already and most of those games are p2p networking, at most they have matchmaking servers and the loads for those are the same as bloody web server, fuck paying for that.
9f26fd No.15443659
3997b4 No.15443660
>>15443428
>the true tragedy of 3DPD is that shortstacks don't exist. It's either deformed midgets or underage.
I've seen some goblinas that came close
16eb78 No.15444440
>Online play remains free
>Paid service now only applies to Virtual Console, in a Netflix-style system
>Entire library of SNes and Nes available at first, with future generations to come later
313452 No.15444462
>>15443571
While Contra does have 2P, Nintendo's free NES games are their own and not 3rd parties.
4a52aa No.15444511
>golden sun ip was renewed and announced publicly today
5e182a No.15444520
>>15443428
My wife and her best friend are both a foot shorter then me and fairly large chested, but yeah I don’t think they get any shorter then 5ft.
16eb78 No.15444527
>>15444520
>shorter then 5ft
why though?
5ft is already very, very short
007ce6 No.15444530
>>15444440
>nintendo library card
i would be okay with this
115f92 No.15444532
>>15442720
Looks like you fell for the bait and Switch.
c2fb0e No.15444535
you niggers got anymore shortstacks/oppai lolis?
5e182a No.15444541
>>15444527
I know, the other in the thread were going on about shortness. They’re more than short enough to need help reaching stuff all the time. Wife is short enough to make shower sex next to impossible
32d38e No.15444545
>>15444440
See, I'd be okay with it if it was like this. Release every game that has ever been on virtual console, plus some more, add online play to some of them, and it'd be worth it.
731d00 No.15444546
>>15444535
>oppai loli
>shortstack
Shit taste, but I'll complement you at least for not being a complete degenerate . . .
In any case, what we need are some bloomers and philosophical discussion over whether or not (and if so, how) bloomers can come back in style and return some decency back to women.
b5ca4a No.15444558
>>15444535
>oppai lolis?
>>>/delicious/3417
>>15444546
>whether or not (and if so, how) bloomers can come back in style
yes please
>and return some decency back to women.
inb4 it's crotchless bloomers
8de3b2 No.15444572
This is the best Direct snack out there
Prove me wrong
3077af No.15444579
>>15444572
Takis are like stale fossilized doritos that have been dunked in the vats of the leftover Doritos powdering that no one ever liked.
9f54fd No.15444586
>>15441331
I'd play Super Smash Bros Scrimmage.
b8e38a No.15444587
Does this mean what I think it means…?
4be6d1 No.15444592
>>15442482
nintendo HQ wasn't hit by the earthquake
cf276a No.15444593
>>15444572
please be in seattle
007ce6 No.15444599
>>15444535
alternate breast size is an underused tag
731d00 No.15444603
>>15441331
Don't forget Kerfuffle was already used
4a52aa No.15444623
Are you guys ready for incineroar, ken, isabelle and Geno?
007ce6 No.15444631
>>15444623
disappointed is my middle name
8b3479 No.15444633
>>15441143
>Chrom is added (fucks wanted him mainly because he'd have been better than lucina)
I think his support came from people feeling sorry for him due to the last line in the Robin reveal.
7ea30f No.15444634
>>15442096
I hope Eggman is in Smash.
4da8bc No.15444636
>>15444623
>Incineroar
Nah.
7ea30f No.15444639
>>15442152
>Geno and Isaac
Fine, whatever. Boring meme picks but you're free to want them.
>Skull Kid
I never got the love for this character. He only appeared in the series as a main character once, then fucked off never to be seen again. Midna is more popular than he is and she's an Assist Trophy. Why the fuck do people think he has a chance?
7ea30f No.15444640
>>15444623
>Seriously getting excited for echo characters
Fuck off
007ce6 No.15444656
>>15444639
it helps his odds that he isnt a loli
9e2948 No.15444658
>>15444640
Everybody gets excited for the same shit because they are all bandwagoning faggots with no independent thought.
How come nobody asked for Metal Sonic (echo) or Liquid Snake (echo) but me?
Like I swear on this entire website I feel that I was the first guy to even mention having a Digimon in smash.
1721fd No.15444663
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So how is this new firmware going to prohibit people from jailbreaking Switch in the future? Apparently, patch 6.0 will install a safety protocol meant to undermine what I assume is CFW called "Déjà vu"? Can anyone explain this to me?
9e2948 No.15444669
>>15444541
Try lifting her up and doing the deed then
If you really wanted to do that, then you would have already have thought of a way
>>15444572
Begone Beaner and acquire some real taste when you get back.
ec6283 No.15444677
>>15444663
>mitigations against deja vu which is an unreleased switch exploit so yeah mostly
so you can't read?
ed8455 No.15444684
>>15444640
I don't really care for any Echos aside for Isabelle, since Villager is my main, alongside Kirby.
ed8455 No.15444686
>>15444639
Midna's only popular for muh dick, like Shantae.
33d590 No.15444688
>>15444587
It does indeed. They do NOT want to lose their brand.
1721fd No.15444696
>>15444677
Read what? Its a fucking video, do you have a link to an article that goes into more detal? Doese this "switch exploit" have anything to do with the paperclick jailbrake trick? What the fuck was Déjà vu if it was unreleased?
007ce6 No.15444697
>>15444669
mm, trail mix. a bold move kaiba, but are you ready for THIS?
1721fd No.15444698
5faed3 No.15444724
>>15442188
>doesn't notice that those games servers were made and upheld by the community and out of the hands of the devs
pic for you
>>15442152
I'll give you Geno and Issac. Not too sure about MM+Skullkid.
>>15444639
>Why the fuck do people think he has a chance?
Because he didn't show up as an AT. The fact that the moon is an AT this time around hasn't dissuaded anyone, despite the fact that it would be his final smash.
bc2712 No.15444741
Most of you reddit niggers are going to pay for this shit and that faggot Mark is going to ban anyone that speaks out against it.
fdd8dc No.15444752
>>15444546
>bloomers
Yes please.
>>15444558
Crotchless bloomers came before crotches bloomers, and weren't intended as lewd or fetish clothing.
6d5b15 No.15444769
>>15444752
>something not for lewd
>use it for lewd
Lewd!
ed8455 No.15444788
>>15444752
>Crotchless bloomers came before crotches bloomers, and weren't intended as lewd or fetish clothing.
Mind elaborating? I find stuff like that curious.
b5ca4a No.15444803
>>15444788
>Mind elaborating? I find stuff like that curious.
Free bleeding :^)
9408f8 No.15444816
b8e38a No.15444819
ed8455 No.15444822
>>15444816
Six hours fifty five minutes.
8ed5aa No.15444859
>>15443404
So her waifu likes titties. Good.
5faed3 No.15444902
>>15444634
I'd love it if he was in an Egg Pod and used Big Arms as his final smash.
That said, I'd lose my shit if his trailer started blaring EGGMAN.
731d00 No.15444907
>>15444881
that looks very snug
5faed3 No.15444937
>>15444636
>>15444864
Highly likely. I would much rather prefer pokemon to focus on Legendaries/mythical pokemon as they are free from much of the "mine is better than yours" bias each game version and starter often has.
For this reason alone, I vote Necrozma, base form.
00f26b No.15444956
>>15444572
I have never seen those sold outside of ghetto shitholes. They're like the retarded step children of doritos.
460cd3 No.15444959
>>15440586
>It's your fault for given them money
This
8ed5aa No.15444962
>>15444937
If fucking only. I'm not getting my hopes up we get Necrozma instead of some infuriating shit Fighting-type with Dark scribbled ontop on as an excuse as if all Pokemon fans and kids are retarded.
Can't believe faggots want a shitty fucking Fire starter. I want them dead.
978eaa No.15444965
>>15444686
Same for Ridley but he got in
b5ca4a No.15444966
>>15444962
>not wanting a heel wrestler
i'd prefer necrozma though but never ever.
460cd3 No.15444976
>>15441182
Sakurai has been meaning to quit for almost a decade and a half now, I bet he's hoping he can end on a high note that nintendo not him has to deal with beating
5faed3 No.15444977
>>15444966
>>15444962
>Incineroar
the fuckfaces posting this have to be doing it ironically.
That said, We have a final form fire starter (charizard), a final form water (shiek0.5), so it would fit for a final form Grass to round it out. Adding another fire (blaziken, incineroar) would only succeed in making it my smash bros punching bag.
460cd3 No.15444984
>>15444658
I'm hoping for Metal and Liquid
460cd3 No.15444986
>>15444658
Fugg I meant Naked who would work better than Liquid but he could be nice too
8ed5aa No.15444988
>>15444977
>Fire starter punching bag
More.
Grass would be a perfect unpredictable moveset to flesh out that Ivysaur failed at, not more shitty fucking Fire.
8ed5aa No.15444992
I fucking loathe being a Pokemon fan and I fucking loathe being a Sonic fan. It seems like all I can find is shit that piles up and pisses me off with SSB.
5faed3 No.15444995
>>15444988
Ivysaur got ripped off. Pokemon trainer should have gone Blastoise (well rounded), Charizard (speed), and Venasaur (power), but no they went with the fucking pre-forms. I'm fucking sick of that shit.
8a590c No.15444996
>>15444995
More importantly, Pokemon Trainer should have been called who he is: Red.
23e695 No.15444998
>>15444984
>Expecting Metal over Shadow
I fucking wish.
8ed5aa No.15444999
>>15444995
That's what I'm talking about. You can see retarded Ashitnime cancer fucking everywhere in Super Smash Bros and it drives me borderline batshit insane with otherwise perfectly managed autism and rage.
5faed3 No.15445005
>>15444996
No shit. and the girl Leaf or Green.
>>15444999
THOSE DIGITS DON'T LIE
Seriously ,fucking GOLDEEN is still the "useless" pokemon when it's been known for ages that MAGIKARP is the "useless" one. The only reason that shit is still going on is because smash bros won't fucking drop the bullshit references to the 3rd fucking episode.
>>15444998
Bruh, I fucking want Metal but fucking hell Shadow is still winning all the god damn polls.
007ce6 No.15445017
>>15444962
pokemon have such wild variation in their design that itd be a shame to go with something so generic as "fight guy" cat. the only fight guy pokemon i could approve of being added to smash at this point in time is hawlucha.
>>15444995
im not entierly fond of how they picked out the red/blue starters. charizard is a must but if they absolutely couldnt give us blastoids wartortle is pretty cool. i dont dislike squirtle, but onion dog is the cooler of the two.
>>15444999
if they were going to reference the anime they could have at least given squirtle some kick ass sun shades and crossed arms.
8ed5aa No.15445026
>>15445017
>Pokemon have such wild variation in their design it'd be a shame
Fire/Fighting is an actual fucking cancer to the series at this point and I hate Pokefags even more than ever now.
5faed3 No.15445034
>>15445017
>hawlucha.
Good taste. See, no one balked at Mewtwo because everyone was conditioned to know Mewtwo meant fucking business. Only furfaggots gave a shit about Lucario and most of them got pissed because Mewtwo was excluded.
>>15445026
While you're not wrong, Incineroar is a fire/dark. Not that it'd make a smash bros moveset mean a fucking thing, it's like lucario being a steel type, it's fucking nothing.
8a590c No.15445036
>>15445005
>fast character that already starts out with "metal" traits
Imagine what metal metal sonic would be like to fight.
5faed3 No.15445047
>>15445036
Probably like fighting 64's Metal Mario, which was the equivalent of fighting a goddamn brick
On a side note, Uploading all the bonus vids of the smash characters at 60fps in webm format.
08a1c7 No.15445049
>anons in the thread trying to conflate oppai lolis with short busty women.
Do you ever stop with the bait?
8ed5aa No.15445052
>>15445034
Lucario deserves to be hated after both Sakurai and Game Freak's shit. I just like parts of it and think Mega Lucario while fundamentally part of the cancer fixes everything wrong with that shitty wannabe insult to Digimon design and should have even been what shitcario was all along.
I bitterly remember when Mystery of Mew was barely even a magazine promotion for Americans and he honestly seemed like some cool rival line to Blaziken.
5faed3 No.15445061
>>15445052
I can give you a fucking summary of that fucking movie:
>lucario wakes up
>a bloo bloo I hate humans
>a bloo bloo I wanna go to place because I hate humans
>finds a message from his human
>"don't follow me or you'll die, I'm locking you up for your own good"
>stupid human thinks he can tell me what to do
>follows him
>ends up in room
>it kills him
>apparently mew was in the movie somewhere but no one gave a shit
There it is. Tha tis the fucking shitbag of a movie. The lucario is about as much of a whiner and bedwetter as Shinji.
8ed5aa No.15445064
>>15445059
>smaller women = pedophilia
Literally kill yourself.
d7a60a No.15445065
>>15441331
>super smash bros battle royal
baa375 No.15445067
If you're excited for:
>clone characters
>third-party characters (yes that includes Geno you delusional boomer)
>yet another Mario/Zelda/Pokémon rep
>Hat Goomba
you really shouldn't be.
8a590c No.15445070
>>15441331
Super Smash Bros. Scrimmage actually sounds decent.
863bfd No.15445071
>>15445047
>Uploading all the bonus vids of the smash characters at 60fps in webm format
Try uploading two per post; the filesize limits will allow it.
b5ca4a No.15445072
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>>15445049
the bait never ends
9ffbcb No.15445073
>>15444535
>White
>Not Huwite
ae7ca1 No.15445077
>>15445067
>wanting Geno makes you a boomer
5faed3 No.15445078
>>15445071
I was stalling as some are a little bigger
007ce6 No.15445081
>>15445072
>titty kirlias
god i love how this is a thing
90bdcc No.15445082
>>15444741
>reddit niggers
>posting anime tumblr the show
8ed5aa No.15445084
>>15445067
Bandana Dee is literally no different than any Pokemon, beloved non lord Fire Emblem character or whatever other "normal" person in Super Smash Bros. Being an average denizen who got gud enough to stand with the champions is inspiringly apart of his appeal just like with Batman compared to the rest of DC.
And people literally used to want to play as Goombella or Koopa Troopa, you retarded reaching fucking faggots.
8ed5aa No.15445100
>>15445082
I'm never watching Utena just because both girls are used goods and the antagonist was so much of a faggot even his imouto left him for the other girl he pumped and dumped. Disgusting.
6a48b7 No.15445115
A lot of fags are speculating who's going to be revealed this direct, but the real question is who's going to die this direct?
1721fd No.15445119
>>15445077
CY++++ "boomer" means you are over the age of 18. If you remember Legend of the Seven Stars then you are a boomer.
8ed5aa No.15445121
>>15445115
>retards actually think Dedede was killed
5faed3 No.15445125
>>15445115
No one because it's not a Smash direct.
That said, when a smash direct DOES hit, I expect someone to die… hopefully Peach
>>15445121
yeah, it was a toony donkey punch.
fdd8dc No.15445127
>>15444788
We didn't always have elastic bands. Women's undergarments used to be tied up, sometimes to other clothes or to garters or something. They wore lots of attire over it as well. It was easier to use the restroom if you could just hike up the skirt and shift the bloomers open.
http://www.historyundressed.com/2011/09/bit-of-history-on-drawers-see-drawers-i.html
9408f8 No.15445128
What if Ryo from Shenmue enters the battle?
863bfd No.15445130
>>15445115
>>15445125
Peach will be targeted, Daisy will save her with a self-sacrifice.
8f5222 No.15445134
>>15445065
>3D Arena fighter battle royale with timed powerups instead of items
2399f0 No.15445135
>>15445119
>implying boomer isn't just another cuckchan meme
>>15445115
Pac-Man and/or Peach. or the upcoming Ms. Pac-Man echo
6a48b7 No.15445136
>>15445121
>>15445125
I don't know, guys, he looks pretty dead to me.
4da8bc No.15445137
>>15445128
His final smash would be a giant forklift shaped Landmaster.
8ed5aa No.15445139
>>15445112
I've warmed up to Daisy, but I really fucking wish she at least had her signature sports attire to set her apart.
f1821d No.15445142
>>15445115
PEACH KILLED BY GRUNTY
Please vidya god make it happen.
1721fd No.15445145
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>>15445135
technically its a jewtube meme that cuckchan adopted.
06f06d No.15445146
Why did they have to do it?
Why did they have to ruin snake's moveset?
5faed3 No.15445150
>>15445136
eh, too ambiguous.
5faed3 No.15445151
>>15445139
we'll have to see what her alts are like. Maybe they will pull a Wario with her.
8ed5aa No.15445156
>>15445136
It was a cartoonist sound effect and Dedede is visibly comically dazed. Only Twitter subhumans couldn't register it.
f325c1 No.15445157
>>15445067
>Hat Goomba
I didn’t even want Bandana Dee that much until people started saying this, now I really want him because he’s a guaranteed “shitstorm” pick with the rise of the Hat Goomba meme.
bcca16 No.15445163
>>15445150
>That way her eye shook as Ridley appeared
I mean anyone would be scared if the too big for smash pterodacyl appeared form underneath them but this was filmed that way because of Other M right?
ed8455 No.15445164
>>15445139
I just want Daisy to sit on my face and suffocate me
8ed5aa No.15445167
>>15445157
How many of you have ever wanted to play as Toad, Koopa or Space Pirate since Melee?
b8f9e2 No.15445170
>>15445125
>hopefully Peach
>>15445130
>Daisy will save her with a self-sacrifice
I got it.
<INTERIOR: CORRIDORS, DAY
<all the female characters are running around, frightened
<one by one they get ‘picked off’ in silhouette
<Samus (in zero suit form) puts up a bit of a fight, but gets her whip turned back on her
<so does Zelda, whose magic is dissipated
<eventually the scene cuts to just a pile of all the girls, unconscious in somewhat compromising positions
>two bare feet and legs step into frame, the camera pans up
Pic related
5faed3 No.15445172
>>15445157
It's interesting. I'd prefer Galacta Knight or something, but being a Ridleyfag and suffering shit comments like this, I'm often to warm up for a character to be included JUST to piss off the meme freaks.
>>15445163
Actually it's almost an image-by-image recreation of his boss fight in Zero Mission.
>Samus is caught off guard
>zooms in on her visor
>see Ridley in her reflection
>he lets out a battle cry
I'd be more inclined that she'd be a little more rattled that Ridley was EXPECTING her, Megaman, and Mario and killed two of them without anyone knowing.
b5ca4a No.15445175
>>15445167
>Toad,
might be cool I'd rather have Toadette
>Space Pirate
Weavel specifically
b8f9e2 No.15445187
>>15444962
More than likely we’ll get Gardevoir as playable since people liked her in Pokken.
6a48b7 No.15445188
>>15445156
Surely you jest. A man's eyes don't normally pop out of their sockets. His brain must be mush from the pure blunt trauma. Also take notice that the kongs brains exploded from pure shock of dede's death.
007ce6 No.15445190
>>15445139
>>15445172
>I'm often to warm up for a character to be included JUST to piss off the meme freaks.
makes me feel like i was rooting for an underdog, i was never really care about ridley, but i didnt mind cheerleading for the fans who kept getting told it would never happen. why wouldnt it have happened? now here we are.
b5ca4a No.15445200
>>15445187
>since people liked her in Porn drawings.
ftfy
b8f9e2 No.15445207
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fdd8dc No.15445213
I hope to play as Ribbon/Adeleine in Smash.
>>15445130
More like Waluigi will save Wario.
5faed3 No.15445217
>>15445200
This is why I was pissed at it's inclusion in pokken instead of gallade or medicham.
2399f0 No.15445220
>>15445190
I was personally neutral-positive for Ridley, but what I found appalling is that people actually thought he was undeserving or even more stupid, actually too big. I can understand getting pissed at meme characters like Shrek and Goku, but I firmly believe only subhumans got actually mad at Ridley unless one of his fans raped their mother.
>>15445213
But who'd be the one to target Wario?
de4e4f No.15445223
ecbb3e No.15445224
>>15445200
What a shame Kirlia never picked up in popularity
007ce6 No.15445231
>>15445213
>ribbons feet/legs/whateverthehell
5faed3 No.15445234
>>15445220
Wario's rival, of course. Captain Syrup
>>15445224
I don't care if you like your pre forms for porn, just keep that shit out of my games. It's inferior in every single way to the final form. I don't give a shit that pikachu has 50 thousand outfits, Raichu is, has been ,and always will be better.
ed8455 No.15445236
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>>15445200
I think the most likely Muh Dick character to get in is Ashley.
7ea30f No.15445248
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15444902
Big Arms would probably just be his smash attacks. Delivers a straight punch for his forward smash and an uppercut for his up smash. Most of his moves would draw from his various boss appearances.
Final Smash would probably be the Death Egg Robot.
fdd8dc No.15445252
>>15445231
A little too close to Kirby's, but not that off really.
863bfd No.15445253
>>15445223
It's not for another 5 hours yet; everyone's just shitposting here until Mark pins the usual livestream / cyclical thread.
b5ca4a No.15445256
>>15445213
>when Kirby shares food with Ado in Star Allies
>>15445236
unless ATs can become playable in the same game (like how Rathalos is also a boss), she's already out.
>>15445248
>Final Smash would probably be the Death Egg Robot.
Or just the Death Egg itself
5faed3 No.15445262
>>15445236
she was confirmed as an AT in the August direct. She was shown just before the reveal of Rathalos.
>>15445248
I wouldn't mind if Big Arms was his standard look. I just mean that since he's larger than Bowser Jr (should be, anyway) I feel his best represenstation would be using his Egg Pod with various Genesis era attacks (wrecking ball, fireballs, spikes, lasers, etc). I think a final smash where he blows his opponent onto the moon then the ARK blows it up would be perfectly in line.
7ea30f No.15445271
>>15445256
>>15445262
Yeah, I suppose the Death Egg could fire an orbital laser, but that's too similar to other Final Smashes already in the game. I mean for fuck's sake even K. Rool has a giant death laser as his Final Smash when it literally has nothing to do with his character. I'd prefer it if Eggman had a unique FS which is what he could get with the Death Egg Robot, because it's both more personal to him and and also more hands-on from his perspective. Painting the opponents with a target and just letting the orbital lasers take care of them is too similar to what's already in the game.
ed8455 No.15445272
>>15445256
>>15445262
I moreso meant for future games, I don't think any of the commonly speculated ones (mainly Ashley, Shantae, Midna, Gardevoir, Krystal and the like) have any chance of making it into this one.
bb9467 No.15445276
They'll fucking show Spyro in Smash. Calling it now.
8ed5aa No.15445278
>>15445190
I want characters like Bandana Dee and Necrozma precisely because of the "was not expecting this to even be possible" factor and pushing the limits on who can and can't be pulled from Nintendo's history and future for all kinds of players to enjoy.
Bandana Dee opens the door for unbelievable underdog inclusions while Necrozma would completely shatter both Pokemon and Super Smash Bros criteria by being neither a starter or obnoxious shilled shit. We already have Ridley and K. Rool shrunk down. What happens if we can fit in Sigma or fucking Zinogre to represent Monster Hunter? (Nargacuga doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell, America didn't even need Portable 3rd to discover and fanboy over)
06f06d No.15445280
>>15445167
>Space Pirate
That would be legit cool if they worked in every power of the various types of space pirates or it was Weavel
7ea30f No.15445281
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15445276
Fucking cool. I love Spyro.
I'd prefer him over Crash, but if they pulled a double whammy and revealed Crash and Spyro in the same trailer, I'd be really excited.
5faed3 No.15445284
>>15445271
It could be akin to Snake's new final smash (which I'll upload next) where he uses a mass lockon using REX's anti-tank missiles, but instead it's a laser from above with the death egg giving a brief showing and an "eye blink" like at the start of the boss fight in Lava Reaf act 2 for Sonic and tails.
bb9467 No.15445286
>>15445281
I've got a better idea. What if they show Spyro, Crash AND Croc.
5faed3 No.15445287
>>15445278
A monster Hunter rep would likely be the Monster Rider from Hunter Stories. Not just because they emulate a hunter, but because he has a small Rathalos partner and Super moves.
8ed5aa No.15445299
>>15445271
I thought of a Ridley inspired Final Smash joke by Eggman literally firing both the Eclipse Cannon and his orbital base from Unleashed at both sides of the planet and completely blowing it up just for Sakurai to show Mike Pollock isn't fucking around.
863bfd No.15445308
http://archive.is/yP842#selection-1579.0-1589.9
Expect this to be something extremely underwhelming, like a Throat Of The World stage with a Paarthurnax boss / Assist Trophy, essentially copying Monster Hunter's representation.
fdd8dc No.15445311
>>15445256
I'm somewhat disappointed that Kirby x Ribbon isn't really expanded on in the games apart from the kiss, but I can understand not wanting a large deal of relationship stuff in a normal Kirby game.
I'm incredibly disappointed in artists not drawing more of it though.
7d0d4f No.15445319
Who expects Golden Sun and Lost Age remake for 3DS?
5faed3 No.15445323
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15445299
Oh yeah, I forgot Eggman actually blew up the planet.
b5ca4a No.15445328
>>15445311
SA totally implies that Ribbon is a cuckquean now; deepest lore! :^)
ae7ca1 No.15445331
>>15445308
It's not happening, Nintendo can't possibly be THAT retarded.
8a590c No.15445338
>>15445328
Adeleine is a good friend to Kirby and Ribbon, so I don't think she would actually do things with Kirby unless Ribbon agreed to share.
8ed5aa No.15445344
>>15445323
He broke it apart basically, but adding the Eclipse Cannon with all 7 Emeralds meeting another blast like that at the core would hilariously guarantee the entire thing goes pop, completely emasculating both Ridley and K. Rool who seemed to previously have the most "Fuck you, heroes" Final Smashes.
007ce6 No.15445356
>>15445278
>sonic and snake in brawl
>little mac going from assist trophy to playable
>big dino bros
>fucking simon
the only thing i actually saw coming for this game was inklings and im no less happy about them existing. its getting pretty hard to hold on to my expectations even if there are disappointments along the way.
6960de No.15445360
>>15445327
>2nd
wait is knuckles in? I haven't been paying attention to the news recently.
8b3479 No.15445366
>>15444937
Remember when Pokemon used to be good
5faed3 No.15445385
>>15445360
Knuckles is the new Sonic AT. Shadow hasn't shown up, leading many to believe he's become Sonic's Echo.
863bfd No.15445387
>>15445360
Knux was one of the Assist Trophies announced in last month's Smash Direct, alongside folks like (Mega Man) Zero, Krystal, Alucard and Shovel Knight.
6960de No.15445396
>>15445387
>>15445385
>Assist trophy
that's too bad tbh
8ed5aa No.15445399
>>15445387
I hate seeing all the effort put into Alucard that could have went to a new character. Do they even fucking realize it?
7ea30f No.15445405
>>15445308
>More Doomguy faggotry
Look, I like Doom 2016 as much as the next guy. but I honestly don't think Doomslayer has much of a chance.
Nealry all of his weapons are guns, and some of the most iconic weapons are either ballistics or the chainsaw, both of which Sakurai has frowned upon as being too violent. Not only that but the locales he visits and the enemies he fight are based quite heavily on Judeo-Christian depictions of hell and its demons, which naturally is harder for them to clean up without crippling the source material. Even Bayonetta and Kid Icarus boasted original designs for its demons and monsters, not based on any sort of scripture. And also Simon had his Grand Cross attack changed so that it wouldn't resemble the depictions of Jesus on the cross like it does in the original games.
Add to that the fact that FPS isn't all that popular in Japan and Doomslayer has one hell of a mountain to climb in front of him.
I'd personally prefer Master Chief over him as well, sorry but I played a lot of Halo 2 in high school
b5ca4a No.15445409
>>15445366
>Remember when Pokemon used to be good
it was allegedly never good
7ea30f No.15445418
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15445356
>Little Mac going from Assist Trophy to playable
Uh where the fuck were you, Smash 4 added him four years ago.
8ed5aa No.15445421
>>15445405
If he ever got in, his name would officially be Doomman and absolutely no one would object to that comedy.
ae7ca1 No.15445424
>>15445399
A lot of ATs are like that, namely Lyn, Gray Fox and Takamaru.
Hopefully, SSBU modding gets more time to grow
8ed5aa No.15445427
>>15445418
That's what anon meant.
4da8bc No.15445428
>>15445418
He was an assist trophy in Brawl you fucking retard.
7ea30f No.15445434
>>15445428
That's what I said shit for brains. Smash Ultimate isn't the next one in the series after Brawl. Smash 4 added him.
5faed3 No.15445449
>>15445399
there are reasons some folks think a new mode will make AT's playable.
fdd8dc No.15445454
>>15445328
Ribbon is not for bully.
>>15445338
This. There are a few threesome pics, but I think Adeleine would ultimately support their relationship rather than meddle.
007ce6 No.15445467
>>15445418
surprised you managed to get the captcha in with this kind of robotic incompetence
2399f0 No.15445472
>>15445449
>a new mode that would make ATs playable
Though I doubt that's what the censored mode is, that'd be pretty neat considering the fact that they can be knocked out now. It'd be kinda convoluted though, with some having to be actual fighters and some sticking as select-able assists like Andross. It'd also hurt less if your favorite character got confirmed as an Assist.
5faed3 No.15445491
>>15445472
I'd think it'd be peculiar, though it could be akin to the "Helper to Hero" modes in Kirby games.
b5ca4a No.15445494
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>>15445454
>Ribbon is not for bully.
Ribbon, being a fairy, is for reproducing with
5faed3 No.15445507
I think this makes all of them
fdd8dc No.15445509
>>15445494
Yes, but fairies are also for tender consensual lovemaking onoy.
b5ca4a No.15445531
File: 3cb7d41121e02b0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 289.33 KB, 960x900, 16:15, Dream Friends other pics….png)
>>15445494
>fairies are also for tender consensual lovemaking
yes
ae7ca1 No.15445585
Here's an interesting read for anyone that cared about PM.
5faed3 No.15445596
>>15445344
>Orbital Cannon from Unleashed fires from on top
>ARK fires from the side
>turns the earth into the smash logo
>"Gee Eggman, how come you get TWO lasers?"
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! THE MORE THE MERRIER!
4da8bc No.15445626
>>15445585
>PM died so they could make an OC Donut Steel Smash clone with (((microtransactions)))
>faggots will still try to claim Nintendo killed it
c0059d No.15445659
I wonder if Infinite is going to be in. Sonic Forces sold well on switch.
b5ca4a No.15445670
>>15445659
Infinite is too weak
c0059d No.15445681
>>15445670
And that's what Shadow said when he shown up as Sonic's Echo!
c0059d No.15445688
>>15444658
>>15444984
>>15444998
>>15445005
> I fucking want Metal but fucking hell Shadow is still winning all the god damn polls.
Jokes aside i want Robotnik.
ae7ca1 No.15445693
>>15445626
It's horseshit isn't it? We could've had Sami, Knuckles, Isaac and Lyn as polished characters years ago but a couple of faggots decided to ruin everything.
007ce6 No.15445753
>>15445739
how far can they expect to get without a loli mascot?
259847 No.15446154
Just under an hour left until the direct. I'd really love to see a teaser trailer for a new Animal Crossing game.
ae7ca1 No.15446163
2ab860 No.15446181
>>15446154
Another mainline AC would be nice, tthey skipped the Wii/u, didnt they?
Bayo3 and F-Zero are what im really waiting for though.
Though realistically F-Zero is either
A) Never ever
B) Going to end up casualized horseshit.
I think Expand Dong Returns 3 is also a possibility, with K.Rool and the Kremlings returning to be the antagonists again.
9fbe34 No.15446200
>>15446181
>casualized F-Zero
I don't think that's possible.
Literally all of the distinct mechanics of F-Zero make it impossible to be easy game.
can always just end up just being shit though
2ab860 No.15446226
>>15446200
>Vehicles can no longer be destroyed
>Hazards only slow you down, no damage
>Get placed back on track if you fall off
>Energy meter is now purely for boosting
>Slow down overall game speed
>add items
b5ca4a No.15446229
>>15446226
>add assist mode
7d0d4f No.15446258
>>15446226
Is this Mario Kart?
9fbe34 No.15446263
>>15446226
There's no reason to even call that game F-zero anymore would be the issue;
I severely doubt any mechanics from the original game will ever be removed.
technically the closest f-zero was to casual was the original, where wall did nothing in terms of damage and it was really difficult to actually destroy yourself outside of the retarded cars and fire field, i guess the original but without the fuck you cars and easy pits zones would be a "casual F-Zero"
259847 No.15446290
>>15446181
>they skipped the Wii/u, didnt they?
City Folk came out on the Wii and Amiibo Festival isn't mainline, so we haven't gotten a proper Animal Crossing game since New Leaf. I don't see Bayonetta 3 until mid/late 2019, but it would be nice to see it arrive sooner.
>Expand Dong Returns 3 with K.Rool and the Kremlings returning to be the antagonists
I'd be very happy with this, so long as it's done by Retro.
06f06d No.15446304
I hope Konami finally officially announces the new castlevania game they been teasing since Bomberman R. I want to get the disappointment over with already
2ab860 No.15446320
>>15446290
>City Folk came out on the Wii
Yeah, I know. That was meant to be Wii-U, but somehow ended up as Wii/u.
863bfd No.15446361
008f32 No.15447845
>>15444999
>You can see retarded Ashitnime cancer fucking everywhere in Super Smash Bros
>Richter
>anime shit
You best be joking.
259847 No.15449504
>Animal Crossing came
And so did I.
8ed5aa No.15450482
>>15447845
Do you not know what ashitnime means and think I'm a retarded faggot goon that hates 2D?