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888cd4  No.15437705

No trannies then?

They're bringing out the big guns, or getting desperate.

http://archive.is/UtMt2

>Nintendo is looking to continue the good fight against hackers who are out to make your gaming unsafe.

>The company is currently looking to bring on a Senior Security Software Engineer, with the list of their expected duties below.

- Conducting security reviews of existing software components and subsystems

- Analyzing past security breaches to understand vulnerabilities

- Using tools such as IDA Pro or a disassembler to reverse engineer malicious binary images

- Hacking and also implementing formal penetration tests

- Research, design and development of security technologies such as secure boot, type-1 hypervisors

>Think you have what it takes to defend the Big N's hardware and software?

Apply Here:

https://careers.nintendo.com/job-openings/listing/?id=1800000049&src=CWS-10000

888cd4  No.15437717

Also, who here would ACTUALLY apply?


c43fc7  No.15437731

tranny programmers are usually more competent than females


ba1a8e  No.15437742

>>15437705

Fuck off.


cc0177  No.15437743

File: ba8c640652364ca⋯.jpg (884.79 KB, 1145x881, 1145:881, Screenshot_20180724-125637….jpg)

>No trannies then?

Wasn't it some tranny that ruined a pretty big exploit by splurging confidental details to nintendo and got booted off reswitched for being such a fucking snitch though?


5817ab  No.15437744

You mean trannies only


3c5f2c  No.15437782

File: 77a49e0065a8079⋯.webm (8 MB, 590x332, 295:166, pirating-the-musical.webm)

>>15437717

Considering nintindo is attempting to approach real computer security anyone skilled enough to do it isn't going to apply. All the script kiddies and trannies will be applying though, means nintindo's future hardware and software will continue to get cracked. Also is unironically nintindo/ad agencies advertising on a pirate form for hackers? I hope its a joke and OP ain't no faggot in this case. Video related to every single /v/ browser besides shills. Fuck off recruiters is the TLDR.


cc0177  No.15437797

>>15437782

wouldn't this entire website get attacked directly by them if that were the case? You'd have to be fucking mad to want ro recruit people from here.

It's like throwing a baby pig into a wolfs den.


38c89f  No.15437815

Thats one skilled sob if theyre doing extensive pentests and have the ability to reverse engineer malware. Theyll probably end up with a kid who just went through some crackmes on ida pro.


277e29  No.15437835

>- Conducting security reviews of existing software components and subsystems

<install gentoo

>- Analyzing past security breaches to understand vulnerabilities

<stop using botnet dumb niggers

>- Using tools such as IDA Pro or a disassembler to reverse engineer malicious binary images

<sure thing boss

>- Hacking and also implementing formal penetration tests

<nmap 192.168.0.*

>- Research, design and development of security technologies such as secure boot, type-1 hypervisors

<can you install ubuntu on our virtualbox and pls encrypt it

When can I start?


767615  No.15437843

>>15437835

The job is to improve their DRM. Switch was hacked before the Xbone.


3c5f2c  No.15437844

>>15437797

<wouldn't this entire website get attacked directly by them if that were the case

>implying it hasn't in the past

>You'd have to be fucking mad to want ro recruit people from here. It's like throwing a baby pig into a wolfs den.

This is why OP is a faggot for unironically direct linking the applicant page and implying that we should and I quote

>Apply Here:


c80a07  No.15437856

>>15437843

I can't imagine the demand for the xbone being hacked to be that high, especially when sharing games is already so common

my normalfag cousin figured out a way to download games from his friend's accounts to his and they all do it with each other


cc0177  No.15437865

File: 36e428c12d0e5e3⋯.jpg (557.71 KB, 1080x1226, 540:613, Screenshot_20180814-201915….jpg)

>>15437844

I think that was irony anon, if not, someone is gonna be in trouble for using the no-no word: trannies


1a96ac  No.15437911

>>15437705

>fight against hackers who are out to make your gaming unsafe.

HACKS CAN TURN YOUR LABO IN TO A BOMB


cc0177  No.15437936

File: bd926f614125751⋯.jpg (101.58 KB, 768x1000, 96:125, 6749320c7e65521a21b37af38f….jpg)

>>15437911

HACKERS ON STEROIDS TURN SOYLENT INTO ONION JUICE.

MORE AT 11.


4118d7  No.15437944

Only a tranny hacker would apply for Nintendo. After all NoA is LGBTQPEDO friendly.


47e1e4  No.15440454

why are you niggers in every thread making the same unfunny jokes


004675  No.15441998

>>15437782

smealum (of 3ds homebrew channel fame) sold nintendo exploits before and they thanked him on their public bounty site with 12 other ones, and he did that to promote a new undisclosed exploit he (how long till sex reassignment surgery) was not releasing yet, so when normalfags hit by nintendo's CDN fixes and fixed old exploits are forced to suck his dick again. They're still sucking his dick anyways even after that.

Someone else from the inner circle of the "scene" went and sold an unreleased exploit to nintendo too for either switch or 3ds after hearing someone on IRC or discord talk about it.

There will be no shortage of transformers and male attention whores with some semblance of cred to apply. The real question is if Nintendo will see the potential risk associated with their thirst for attention worth the potential benefits and plugged holes, because no amount of NDAs muzzling them will contain their various raging mental disorders and dumbassery.


7ad04b  No.15443542

File: 2d704841ba328fd⋯.jpg (28.44 KB, 410x416, 205:208, anime_jew.jpg)

>>15437705

real software security guys are rare and expensive. Nintendo is going to have a hard time attracting those guys out of the corporate world.


7a4956  No.15443556

> good fight against hackers who are out to make your gaming unsafe.

More stop the people who keep hacking their firmware, pirate their games and build trainers and other cheats that might get in the way of selling micro-transactions


cc0177  No.15452892

>>15443542

They're only getting shitty script kiddies who fellate themselves.


3c5f2c  No.15453014

>>15443542

>corporate world

>real security

Pick one. Nintindo would have a better chance doxxing random hacker pseudonyms for applicants then hiring corporate suits whose so called security goes as far as putting phones and IOT's in a firewall behind a local NAT.


4ed667  No.15453361

File: 99123ffee771eb2⋯.jpeg (70.28 KB, 425x621, 425:621, 407786b822f136fe9344b1d06….jpeg)

>>15437717

I'll do it.


487410  No.15453372

>>15437731

They tend to neck themselves at a higher rate than females, though.


7ad04b  No.15453664

>>15453014

<Software security

>doxxing

>phones

>firewalls

>NAT

go back to >>>/tech/ and LARP there please.




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