The only black guy in the game just wrote me a letter asking me for a watermelon. Sure, he has a legitimate-seeming excuse, all that science talk, but I think it's a somewhat fishy story... Specifically a melon... If he just wanted to test sugar

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Anonymous 09/10/18 (Mon) 01:01:08 723d6d No.15429260

The only black guy in the game just wrote me a letter asking me for a watermelon.

Sure, he has a legitimate-seeming excuse, all that science talk, but I think it's a somewhat fishy story…

Specifically a melon… If he just wanted to test sugar alkaline or whatever, i also grow blueberries, corn etc…

I think he has other plans for that melon.

Anonymous 09/10/18 (Mon) 01:08:37 c1fdec No.15429293

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Isn't he that nigger scientist? The jokes just write themselves.

Anonymous 09/10/18 (Mon) 01:12:23 723d6d No.15429312

>>15429293

Yeah thats the guy. I literally lol'd, for a minute I thought Stardew Valley put that in on purpose, but it must just be lucky RNG right? We'll see if he want's grapes or my chickens next

Anonymous 09/10/18 (Mon) 01:35:39 34b2a8 No.15429403

>>15429312

It's not a random quest, it's a 'story' quest.

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Quests

Anonymous 09/10/18 (Mon) 04:53:45 fa591f No.15430085

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Nigger just wants free gibs without having to put the effort in to steal it.