468745 No.15415510
The Banalfield Vagina Open Beta came out and it's so bad even Redditors don't like it.
http://archive.is/9gLBu
http://archive.is/oBXHx
http://archive.is/EyBWi
http://archive.is/XDfc8
http://archive.is/biyGG
>6 Seconds to respawn, even if you wait out the full bleedout
>Audio is completely broken
>Shitload of bugs
>Only have one spare mag
>Everyone can revive, making the medic class pointless
>Support does nothing
>Pacing is completely broken
>They're censoring the word DLC in chat ( https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/09/battlefield-v-has-profanity-filter-dlc-reportedly-banned-in-chat/68474/ [ http://archive.is/62XMt ] )
>No weapon spread anymore
>Snipers are at a all time high
>Tanks and Bombers do next to nothing
>Maps are the puniest they've ever been
>PS4 version has forced dynamic resolution and renders everything at sixty or so percent resolution
I think we might have a potential Battleflop on our hands.
a06068 No.15415524
Who was it that got triggered due to someone calling it batttlefield vagina?
ac1a77 No.15415535
>>15415524
Why anyone would be angry at shadman himself rather than disgusted at his godawful art is beyond me.
f4ebbb No.15415541
How long till EA shills claim it's just a beta?
b1ca05 No.15415548
It's sad how all this will do if reinforce that some other game that is equally not worth your time or money for different reasons is actually good in the mind of every retarded tribalistic faggot who thinks the only video games that one can play are the ones that have come out in the past 3 months.
f7ae86 No.15415550
>implying betas are demos
6d482b No.15415559
>They're censoring the word DLC in chat
I'm laughing my ass off at that
adc820 No.15415560
a06068 No.15415570
>>15415535
Was it shadman that said that?
Still though, who was it that got super angry at that? i wanna have some laughs.
b1ca05 No.15415574
>>15415570
It was some landwhale getting mad at one of his chromatic aberrations.
ac1a77 No.15415580
>>15415574
Nah man, landwhales and numales fucking love his art, they just hate the person.
66e6b8 No.15415603
b85d28 No.15415638
>>15415510
Fuck you for making me visit Reddit. Actually god bless them there for having wall to wall shit posts about Battlefield Why. They are still fucking cancer but not EA levels of fucking cancer.
0a1239 No.15415666
bugs aside the game sucks its too slow and codified
add4e2 No.15415716
>>15415510
It's only a beta.
It'll be good when released.
f128b0 No.15415718
>>15415510
THAT'S A LOT OF BATTLEDAMAGE
468745 No.15415849
I'm gonna give you guys a first-hand experience of this trashfire so you don't have to. So far, already got female nazies being promoted.
ee4de3 No.15415874
REMINDER, THEIR STOCKS DROPPED TO THE LEVEL THAT THEY HAD AT THE STAR OF THIS YEAR AND IT'S DROPPING HARDER THAN THE NUFRONT2 CONTROVERSY
468745 No.15415887
>Game crashed when trying to jump from a plane
Bravo, EA.
3e48c6 No.15415906
I just love how often sjw-shoehorned games also are absolute shit to play, even when all the devs had to do was basically copypaste shit from the previous game.
1d4032 No.15415908
>>15415887
it's because they expect you in the wreckage brother.
a550ba No.15415911
Holy fuck
i was fully expecting them to go broke after getting woke, but i wasn't expecting the game itself to be so bad and poorly made
EA is shit but considering how many good Battlefield games they have under the belt you'd at least expect enough competency from the dev team so that the list of performance and quality issues would be half of what OP posted
yeahyeahyeah leftards are cancer and they can't code for shit but i was especting some midly competent devs to be the ones doing all the heavy coding while the faggot in chief virtue signaled on social media
leftards making games that play like shit and perform like ass is becoming a meme at this point
i expected people to shit on it becos of the poz and the shit PR from managment, not for the gameplay and perfomance itself
1d4032 No.15415918
>>15415911
It almost seems like all the competent people that made the previous games actually function either jumped ship or were replaced to fulfill diversity quotas or something.
a550ba No.15415921
>>15415908
it's like magic
ee4de3 No.15415938
>>15415911
DICE is all gone
There's no one left that was there originally or even a couple of years later.
It's nothing but SA interns and some Sweden executives now.
aef15a No.15415971
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15415510
It needed more black female nazis!
4597f2 No.15415980
God, why is reddit so complicated to browse? I'm trying to find salt, but the entire site is just unusable.
3e48c6 No.15415983
>>15415938
Were they always Swedish or is this some new development?
b1ca05 No.15415987
aef15a No.15415993
>>15415849
Is that duckface?
ee4de3 No.15415997
>>15415983
They were always Swedish and they used to make good games.
ee4de3 No.15416001
>>15415993
Kinda looks like it on the thumbnail, but no.
It's really funny how hard they're trying to make her "badass"
This is Randy Pitchford tier
98e33b No.15416016
>>15415980
It's not worth reading, halfway through the thread fanboys and shills start sucking off the game in typical reddit fashion.
ee4de3 No.15416140
>>15416081
Epic Fortnite memes on your channel nigger
4597f2 No.15416145
>>15416140
I just found it while scouring the subreddit and thought it was funny. I didn't bother to check out the channel.
ee4de3 No.15416151
>>15416145
>I just found it while scouring the subreddit
Stay there
a183d2 No.15416156
>>15416140
Diversity hires
The Game
51452f No.15416167
There is no RPG class so there is no way to deal with tanks other than running up to them. They should have just remade 1942, that was the shit. Where the fuck are the airports in this?
a183d2 No.15416171
>>15416167
But anon back then you could just run up to a tank and throw a grenade down an unlocked commanders hatch.
4597f2 No.15416176
>>15416151
Don't worry, I'm not a crossposter and share your concern about them. I was checking to see the reactions and see the comments from the EA community managers.
54051e No.15416185
>>15416140
>the same falling-through-the-floor bug
cb8e7e No.15416190
>take BF1
>swap out all the WW1 shit with WW2 shit
>sell it
This should have been an easy cashgrab, how hard can it be to just swap out models?
a183d2 No.15416198
>>15416190
Google Dice's design team.
54051e No.15416203
>>15416190
>how hard can it be to just swap out models?
Didn't they have to implement battle royale gameplay?
6d482b No.15416229
>>15416167
Nigga, from what I understand you just spawn in the plane.
cb8e7e No.15416230
>>15416203
That's a gamemode, if gamemodes are implemented in any way that could cause these obnoxious engine bugs then their engine is shit. This should be nothing more than a couple lines of Lua at most.
0cf343 No.15416235
>>15416176
There's no point in vising that shithole.
>>15416190
-Normalfags actually know things about WWII unlike WWI.
-Most of the devs who worked on BF1 are gone
-SJW pandering with doubling down
-Bad PR since Nufront 2
-Releasing at the same time as BO4 and RDR2
-Rushed just like any EA release
-God awful release trailer
Everything is wrong
aef15a No.15416260
>>15416190
>how hard can it be to just swap out models?
Most people considering battlefield Vagina graphically worse thanks to cartoony models and blue filter.
0cf343 No.15416305
>>15416260
>thanks to cartoony models
The STG44 will never not trigger me over how bulky and shitty it looks.
a183d2 No.15416307
>>15416305
>caring about nu-battlefield
468745 No.15416311
Just booting up the game, how the fuck are you supposed to tell it's a WW2 game when all you can see is some lady in a trenchcoat? Compare that to the best CoD game's title screen image.
0cf343 No.15416323
>>15416307
Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ cumstain
>>15416311
You don't
It's all generic fucking shlock mimmicking Jewllywood.
It just looks like a shitty poster for one of such movies
>That spoiler
No, that's UO
a183d2 No.15416346
anyone know how long the beta lasts?
a183d2 No.15416351
>>15416346
Nvm it's the 11th
c28f6e No.15416366
Visceral perfected the movement and shooting in their own franchise. That's how shit DICE is.
2c23b8 No.15416459
>>15416351
What a perfect date to end on.
ad2edd No.15416587
>>15416140
How long until some old DICE worker decides to turn their offices into a Battlefield?
a183d2 No.15416641
4 minutes left on the download. Can't wait to kill a german sheboon as pic related while bugging the fuck out. should be good
2ac3be No.15416664
I think we should also discuss the inevitable incident that is going to happen regardless of these threads.
someone on /v/ is going to buy battlefield 5, either shortly or in the future, if this is going to happen we might as well ease them on the proper way of doing it.
Want to buy Battlefield 5 anon? dont buy it from a shop like EBgames or gamestop. if you want EA to lose money, buy it from a cdkey seller like G2A or Kinguin, organized crime syndicates use sites like them to launder money from things like stolen credit/bank details or stolen crypto or blackmail or however they do it.
They mass buy keys and sell them for peanuts online so they then get a small amount of clean, usable money so us bad goys can get games on the cheap.
If you have to buy it anon, buy a key a russian or a slope is trying to get rid of so he can buy some legal products with his illegally acquired money.
ac1a77 No.15416705
>>15416701
How would those paws feel on your cock? Asking for a friend.
078370 No.15416711
>>15415524
>>15415570
It was- wait, what was his name again?
c66550 No.15416717
9999e4 No.15416721
>>15415980
Reddit.com -> ceddit.com
6992c7 No.15416757
>we want the cod audience
a183d2 No.15416772
holy fuck what a shit show. Played it for about 10 minutes and already want to uninstall. I played the BF1 beta for free as well and it was way better than this pile of steaming dogshit.
>every player is either a womyn or a nigger
>can't tell which side is which
>British using german guns
>Plane gameplay is something out of a 2005 arcade game
>support class is pointless when everyone can revive you
>really annoying female voice lines
>the word "sucks" is banned in chat along with "DLC" "Nazi" "jew" and so on
>BUGS EVERYWHERE
>Mfw this game will probably sell anyway out of normalfags buying shit out of habit
bb5e54 No.15416786
>>15415510
>>15415559
>They're censoring the word DLC in chat
Have they censored other words like lootboxes, we wuz, kangs, Sweden or rapefugees yet?
a183d2 No.15416791
>>15416786
playing right now, rapefugees is banned out of those. The biggest one that surprises me the most is "sucks".
f7ae86 No.15416800
>>15416791
they should do wordfilters instead of censorship. everyone loves wordfilters
b00f27 No.15416804
>>15416140
>>15416081
Consider all the bugs in this flagship game that runs on the engine that is specifically designed for it (Frostbite)
Then consider that EA is trying to backport this engine to be used for everything under their roof, including Mass Effect and FIFA, in order to avoid paying royalties.
And then realise how badly EA are fucked and post YFW.
e97c31 No.15416805
>>15416705
Leathery, with a little bit of pinprick if your cat decides to knead.
e58ead No.15416850
>>15416711
Seven peso Jose.
b41614 No.15416934
>>15415911 ✓
Leftists are almost universally incompetent at everything.
c544b9 No.15416945
>>15416711
Seven Shekels Shlomo
648446 No.15417297
>"daddy, why can't i play as a girl in the pegi 18 game of yours"?
>"it's because the game flopped hard and ea shut down the servers out of shame"
>"it's that the reason why we live in a trailer park too?"
>"yes dear daugther"
>"daddy you are a dumb piece of shit"
167760 No.15417313
>>15417297
I'm not sure if you're trying to project on the future of all of us here or just retarded.
ffa950 No.15417335
>>15415510
>The Banalfield Vagina Open Beta came out
>that OP pic
ffa950 No.15417340
>>15416705
Cat paws have bacteria, you'd probably get a cat std.
db6090 No.15417365
>>15416711
>the battlefield V franchise
>censoring 'god damn'
>defending EA
remind me how enranged enrique got even a remote fanbase
e0eb0d No.15417369
>>15416526
I hate that guy and his stupid fucking laugh.
e58ead No.15417408
>>15417365
Pissed Pueblo used to make reviews and put in a decent amount of effort into them.
b1ca05 No.15417418
>>15417365
Lots and lots of viral marketing with a bit of youtube algorithm abuse.
d358ba No.15417443
>>15416711
Triggered Tijuana
>Tanks and Bombers do next to nothing
Don't even get me started on how bad they fucked up the Sturmtiger…
e3087e No.15417507
>Want to see the trainwreck with my own eyes
>Have to use Origin
Welp, looks like I'm going to laugh at it from the sidelines
171fce No.15417518
>>15415874
Sutherland the fucking cunt knew what he was doing when he bailed. This going to hurt, even EA. Their successes are few and far in between while their failures have formed a shit-magnifying centipede. I hope they burn long and hard.
Fucking kikes.
7e84ad No.15417539
let's not forget the god awful shit from the graphical side of things
>textures clipping everywhere
>shaders look like an ENB for skyrim
>shit LOD textures
>awful texture resolutions closeup
>0 fucking effects when you are underwater the nanosecond you are because fuck having to swim with the fishes to avoid bullets
but hey! i bet that RTX lighting crap will make everything prettier!
42ea30 No.15417542
>>15415906
The previous game was trash as well
93e343 No.15417715
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15416140
17 minutes of pure hell and self destructing planes.
e15b3f No.15417769
>>15416612
I want to have wild sex with Shantae.
19033a No.15417789
>>15416229
>It's Nufront2 again
19033a No.15417793
>>15417715
>Haddock
Very nice
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9f30b5 No.15417893
>>15417365
a long, long time ago, he used to actually make fairly insightful, unbiased and in-depth reviews
from what I understand he's done a complete 180 and has started blatantly shilling for whoever pads his bank account
16652a No.15417911
>>15416711
Check out the likes and dislikes
<EA's Battlefield V Pre-Orders "Weak"! - IT'S CUZ WOMEN & SJW's!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4IxlTXAz4I
<RE: AngryJoe's Battlefield V "SJW" Rant Response!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0yDB4xMe8I
7b3af0 No.15418009
>>15415980
their new format is like a facebook clone, they have profile pictures now.
b1ca05 No.15418017
>>15417893
> he used to actually make fairly insightful, unbiased and in-depth reviews
He never once did this, ever. He was a paid shill from day one.
9f30b5 No.15418062
>>15418017
well then at the very least it seemed that way to my untrained 17-year-old brain, and I have no interest in going back and re-watching them just to confirm whether or not they were
69200e No.15418093
>>15416140
>>15417715
Did they even QA the game before pushing it for beta? Are players the testers now?
6ed1d1 No.15418096
>>15415510
>it's so bad even Redditors don't like it
women ruin everything
b1ca05 No.15418127
>>15418093
You know what the pathetic thing is? Fallout 76 will be even worse but receive not even a fraction of the scrutiny.
c531d3 No.15418199
>>15418127
>jewtube shill already hard at work shilling this shit
Apparently it was at quakecon and I remember seeing a small snip of to showcase and it was Todd talking about the leveling system and it one point he stopped and chewed on a few statement as if he forgot his shill quotes or genuinely had no idea what to say to make this shit seem good.
e65d41 No.15418211
>>15417715
>5:07
>gets medal for deepthroating an StG
Seems fitting.
8a947b No.15418228
>>15418093
It took you this long to realize that?
19033a No.15418277
>>15418127
I've barely see any buzz around it
69200e No.15418297
>>15418277
Not even bethdrones are excited about it in normalfag forums.
19033a No.15418304
>>15418297
It really is nothing more but a Rust clone
It even looks like one
de7304 No.15418344
>>15417443
>how bad they fucked up the Sturmtiger
That utterly blew my mind when I saw it. I have no idea how a dev team could possibly fuck up that badly.
19033a No.15418405
>>15418344
>That pathetic as fuck explosion
>Doesn't even shoot a rocket
Jesus fucking Christ
The fucking tank even being there is more than enough for me to shit all over these piece of shit game.
It's incredible, instead of these kike companies getting a new setting like Russia vs Japan or some shit and portraying it as it should with SI weapons instead they give out this mish mash of 1942 Secret Weapons and BF1 with more niggers and women.
0762a4 No.15418443
>>15416711
Reminder Angry Joe sold out so bad, that once he reacted negatively to The Last Jedi, he went back to watch it again and agreed it's good.
19033a No.15418462
>>15418443
He was always a sellout fuck pretending to be the little guy.
171fce No.15419072
>>15418443
>>15418462
Enraged Enrique claims that his actual team is still mostly him, the other spic and the fat white nerd who seems to be doing a lot of the heavy lifting. I wonder if he cucked willingly for money or if the kikes in question twisted his arm.
078dcc No.15419108
>>15419072
Or he's just another leftist faggot. Not everyone who shills for star wars movies is paid to do it. There's people that genuinely love the movies, no matter what.
171fce No.15419202
>>15419108
He made an hour long video about the things that pissed him off about TLJ after his first view. Then he watched it again and (((reconsidered))).
25966d No.15419220
>>15419202
Alright nvm he got paid off then. No matter how many times you can watch that dumpster fire it won't get better. At least we got the Plinkett review of it.
19033a No.15419311
>>15419220
>No matter how many times you can watch that dumpster fire it won't get better
No, it actually gets worse the more you see it
a550ba No.15419319
>>15419108
nah he's a sellout
had he been a leftist he wouldn't have needed the mouse to twist his arm into retracting his roasting of TLJ
i could kinda forgive him cucking out to the Journos narrative during GG back then cus the guy made money of youtube and nobody wanted to get into that shitstorm, but then he made another video defending the LWs
last i heard of him, he was bitching that anons were roasting banalfield vagina cos muh historical acuracy, only for some other youtuve to find a video of him roasting CoD for muh historical acuracy when the game allowed you to make your own character and you could make a black natzee woman
19033a No.15419408
>>15419319
He's kind of right in a way
CoD WW2 didn't get the roasting it deserved and they did this bullshit first.
Then again, the fanbase of that garbage fire is sportsfags and the biggest normalfags that exist in this reality.
96f2b2 No.15419451
>didn't know the beta existed until this thread
>install it to see how bad it is
>the British characters are two white dudes, a nigger and an asian woman
>get into a match
>immediately blinded by the obscene amounts of lens flare
>despite the map I'm on being set in a city you can only go into a small handful of buildings
>class balance is absolutely fucked since medics have unlimited health packs to heal themselves with
>it takes way too long for you to die when your characters is in a downed state, even if you speed up the process
>during a match the server crashed and I lost all my optional challenge progress
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.
03f352 No.15419473
>>15417715
>blindly fires RPG into some guy right up in his face
>headshot bonus
d2edcd No.15419538
>>15419408
This what really gets me on the COD fanbase while normalfags to the fucking max, they shit on each other non stop while online and bantz hard, if you are offend by the banter they'll laugh at you for being a thin skinned pussy.
19033a No.15419571
>>15419538
>CoDfags
>bantz
There's more thin skinned faggots there than Battelfield has ever had.
153d92 No.15419588
>>15416140
I'm guessing some devs just purposely leave this bug in to spite their sjw boss.
25966d No.15419597
>>15419571
COD has one of the best and friendly communities in any multiplayer game I've ever played, at least on PC it does.
2c4fa3 No.15419598
>>15417313
One of the devs said that the reason he wants to keep women in BF5 was because his daughter asked why people were mad at the game for being fucking retarded.
19033a No.15419606
>>15419597
>COD has one of the best and friendly communities in any multiplayer game I've ever played
b1ca05 No.15419621
>>15419571
>>15419408
Take your coke vs pepsi faggotry and shove it up your 15 year old ass.
19033a No.15419642
>>15419621
Who are you quoting faggot?
They're both garbage games with garbage normalfag communities.
5164a6 No.15419663
>>15419598
I'm having a hard time believing that, anon
19033a No.15419686
e20255 No.15419850
>>15419663
The daughter defense is sommonly used by idiots who have no other arguments left.
Blizzard and the God of War devs used the same to defend their retarded ideas.
c93514 No.15419870
>>15415849
So, it's misogynist to fight the Nazis?
7d7636 No.15419902
>>15419850
Back in the day men didn't even see their kids until they were around 5 or so. Now men are around their kids like mothers and using their children as excuses to put women in a WW2 game. Absolutely pathetic.
77cd30 No.15419943
>>15419902
>Back in the day men didn't even see their kids until they were around 5 or so
In what reality?
b8831e No.15420060
>>15419943
I think that might have been a bit of exaggerating but historically children spent the first 5-7 years in the daily company of mothers, siblings, and elders.
When old enough their daily routine would changed and they would be taken by their father to go out and become the breadwinner, to become "men".
Only in the last 200 years have children been sent to day school instead of being raised by their fathers and only in the last 30 or so years have fathers become an active baby-raising force in the home. Up until the 1980s, fathers still didn't change the diapers or read bedtime stories to children. The generational product of having universally shit father figures is called Millennial and the shitty fathers, the Boomers. There was a mental change as all the post-WWII kids got brainwashed in schools by 1960s brand social justice. One can only image how mad things will truely be when in 30-40 years all the children being brainwashed by ULTRA MEGA SOCIAL JUSTICE will turn out.
0e64b7 No.15420082
>>15415980
>being too stupid to navigate fucking reddit
a50cd8 No.15420205
I am no longer living in reality, I entered some kind of shadow realm over a decade ago. Please tell me this shit is fake
a09fbf No.15420221
>finally it's the end of EA
Nigger, they've been failing upwards for decades. Even if you killed off every <85 iq that keeps buying their sports franchise games you're not going to see them even lower output from this. Their model is predicated on buying out competition and acquiring any actual talent out there then smothering it in the cradle, while soaking their perfect atomized consumer audience.
a09fbf No.15420230
>>15419220
>At least we got the Plinkett review of it.
Fucking boring and uninspired, filled with pulled punches. E;R and Mauler and a dozen other guys on youtube did it better, funnier, and sooner.
e184d6 No.15420231
I have a 1080ti and this game stops at the CPU before maxing out my GPU what kind of autism is this I can run Doom 200+ FPS 1440p max settings but everything on low at 110 and its not even stable.
b1ca05 No.15420240
>>15420221
Don't forget exclusivity deals specifically to fuck over potential competition. I'm sure the NFL would love if multiple publishers could release big name football games but I think they love the money and child prostitutes EA leaves under the table more.
7e84ad No.15420247
>>15420205
it's not fake anon, you can go download the beta if you want and see it for yourself, these are the videogames of the future, no white cis males allowed
b8831e No.15420250
>>15420205
Looks right to me?
e184d6 No.15420259
>>15416140
Its an open beta though shouldn't the point be that they need to still work on it? I know the actual design process terminology has been murdered by companies for preorder shekels but still its a beta. On release if its this bad its gonna bomb and hopefully they get the fucking hint probably not they gonna double down on the KANGS AND WOMEN.
b1ca05 No.15420271
>>15420259
Anyone capable of fixing this mess was fired months ago.
e184d6 No.15420277
>>15420271
I wonder how many potential game designers went to the sciences cause of how fucked the industry is. I wonder how many potential Carmack's we lost because of this autism.
Feels pretty bad.
0e162a No.15420299
>>15416140
What the fuck is this version of the House of the Rising Sun?
19033a No.15420318
>>15420299
It's what normalfags think good music is because the original is "too slow"
b1ca05 No.15420351
>>15420277
Zero. The modern education system nips any potential talent in the bud.
a0f4be No.15420390
>>15420205
>>15420250
Yea, what are you talking about anon?
19033a No.15420415
>>15420390
>Bastardizing the G3
This has gone too far
gameplay video never ever
d80840 No.15420422
>>15420259
Battlefield 3 also had a fuckton of glitches in its open beta but they were funny instead of pathetic, like the soldiers turning into snails when prone and their necks extending when leaning.
a06068 No.15420428
>>15420415
Could have been worse, atleast he didnt defile the FAL.
a0f4be No.15420446
>>15420415
Gameplay's coming within the next few weeks.
Just hold tight.
19033a No.15420458
>>15420428
As long as they don't defile the G36
>>15420446
Neat
How rough is it though?
48a0aa No.15420513
>>15420277
When I was young I always wanted to make games but once I grew older and realized how completely fucked the industry is and how massively underpaid I would be compared to similar work I decided against it.
a0f4be No.15420551
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15420458
Probably pretty rough, no vehicles, no building emplacements, white boxes, etc.
The prototype is likely mainly to show off the movement and shooting first of all, with other things coming later, however it will be playable online and will show that the game is actually being built.
73e3e9 No.15420793
>>15415510
Every battlefailed beta is full of bugs and garbage, doesn't mean redditors won't buy it en masse
193d29 No.15420895
Beta players are just unpaid QA testers. Some people actually shell out money to play working test demos like this dumpster fire. This industry is dead.
171fce No.15421494
>>15420318
The original is indeed too slow for a fucking shooter. Just because DICE found a decent remix of 7 Nation Army they think they need to keep raping even more original songs.
c91439 No.15421567
>>15421494
I just hate the fucking overuse of those fucking drum beats they use to make music more dramatic.
7d2ec3 No.15421580
>>15415849
Looks like a Hebraic nose if you ask me.
6ea291 No.15421844
>>15419850
It’s called appeal to emotion and everybody uses it, because it is effective for normalfags. But people who use it as last resort are tarded.
843fc0 No.15422148
afcb41 No.15423604
>>15415510
>>PS4 version has forced dynamic resolution and renders everything at sixty or so percent resolution
Sixty percent of what? 4K? 1080p? 720p?
08bcee No.15423645
>>15416711
>references shadman
what the fuck lmao
090a5f No.15423659
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15416772
Meanwhile, in a better video game…
f3f87d No.15423666
>>15423659
Isn't this on the BAD GOY list now too?
7e84ad No.15423669
>>15422148
>El jefe Jimenez
090a5f No.15423678
f3f87d No.15423694
>>15423678
games that /v/ has written off because of varying amounts of jewery in the development process
b1ca05 No.15423698
>>15423645
Shills of a feather, anon.
090a5f No.15423710
>>15423694
Aside from letting players choose between male and trap avatars, what kind of jewery are the devs being accused of?
f3f87d No.15423723
>>15423710
buying into the beta was a big one. I'm still sorta interested in the game becuase I need something more "large scale" than the usual 5v5 1 life round shooter I like to play
090a5f No.15423736
>>15423710
That shit doesn't encourage me to write off a game anymore.
a9660a No.15423737
>>15416711
Wow, pissed off Pedro sure did gain alot of weight
090a5f No.15423738
f3f87d No.15423753
>>15423736
I'm not as quick to write off games either anymore, adding an optional character skin isn't that harmful and ultimately doesn't effect gameplay, stuff like season passes, pre planned DLC, and predatory tactics like season passes and always-on DRM are more troubling
7ace84 No.15423758
>>15423737
How did he get so fat?
b1ca05 No.15423763
>>15423753
>adding an optional character skin isn't that harmful and ultimately doesn't effect gameplay
You're part of the reason we have all of the worse stuff now.
f3f87d No.15423784
>>15423758
taco shells have a lotta carbs
>>15423763
I just wanna make my dudes tacticool when I have cosmetic options, don't lump me in with the people who need their trans furry persona in every game
a9660a No.15423797
>>15423758
Hispanics people have shitty mongrel genes from the Spanish raping all the natives so they cannot process western food like whites can. This is why their obesity levels are MUCH higher than whites.
2d5987 No.15423799
>>15423710
>trap avatars
Like an actual trap?
090a5f No.15423845
>>15423799
It was a joke, but the first Insurgency did have modding support. If they add it to Sandstorm, that might become reality.
5cebdd No.15423884
>>15420277
Any potential game devs end up getting poached by big tech firms so I can't say their fate is much better. Maybe better paid.
83cd9d No.15423886
>>15416235
>Normalfags actually know things about WWII unlike WWI
I wouldn't count on that. I'd be surprised if they still taught WWII in schools.
f3f87d No.15423896
>>15423886
> I'd be surprised if they still taught WWII in schools.
you don't remember Holocaust Class?
ac1a77 No.15423902
>>15423799
Crossdresser =/= Trap
You failed.
83cd9d No.15423913
>>15423896
I remember it, but I'd have thought by now it would be considered too graphic for the poor little darlings to handle.
f3f87d No.15423923
>>15423913
I was more making a remark about that bald goblina who narrowly survived a school shooting by being in another building completely who went on to try to be a gun-grabber. A student from that school made a twitter post selfie with them and commented about them being in "holocaust class". If memory serves right that's less than a year ago so they still teach about the holocaust in schools and I'm sure the information is more skewed than ever
>tfw back in highschool was looking forward to the WW1/2 history phases because how technology developed at the time was really interested even if it was almost strictly for war
>6 weeks of learning about the poor jews instead and nothing about the campaigns
b441ad No.15423937
>>15419108
>Or he's just another leftist faggot
He lost his mind when trump won
83cd9d No.15424025
>>15423923
I'd imagine it is more "Nazi's are evil" class. We actually didn't spend a whole lot of time on the holocaust in high school or elementary. Not for 6 weeks anyway. But most of what we learned was "Germany was the bad guy because they killed people, some place called Japan is Germany's ally but don't worry about that, Italy is just hanging out not doing too much". In the age of historical revision, I don't see it improving.
I was really looking forward to learning about WWII and even hoping for some far east history but nope. Gotta learn about coal mining, 1066, and JFK. History was one of the subjects I had an interest in yet they chose the most boring topics.
f3f87d No.15424058
>>15424025
>Not for 6 weeks anyway
I'm exaggerating to an extent anyway, highschool was 8+ years ago for me
83cd9d No.15424075
>>15424058
I gathered, it just wasn't as big a deal when I was back in high school. We spent around about 20 minutes of one lesson listening to the our teacher read from a text book and just give a little bit of context into what was going on. It's about 13 years since I left high school.
f3f87d No.15424109
>>15424075
Marginally related but after american highschool I went abroad to Ireland and had to take some highschool level classes while I was there, the WW2 course was a laugh because for one Ireland was neutral (and at the time didn't cater to jewish refugees either but they won't tell you that) so you got into some slightly more interesting but very bare bones topics about the politicians of the time, italy especially which wasn't mentioned much in my american courses. The teacher was and old as hell lady and I had to hold back from laughing when there was short lesson about the armaments of the various armies and weapon stats from DoD showed up on the projector
e0640a No.15424146
>>15424109
>and weapon stats from DoD showed up on the projector
Jesus Christ I miss DoD. Is it still alive?
83cd9d No.15424192
>>15424109
My Grandfather was in the RAF during the 60's but his father was based out in the pacific during Japan's island grabbing campaign. There were a lot of POW's taken by the Japanese that are from the same town as myself, so I imagine that's why we didn't learn a thing about the pacific campaign. After the war, there was a "riot" at a graveyard because there were some cherry blossom trees there and generally seen as Japan standing over our war dead. My grandfather told me about some of his RAF ventures and how much he hated training Iraqi pilots.
But then my grandmother had a class exercise where she had to write to a penpal based in Japan. They had written to each other a few times and my grandmother also had a small china bell from them. It did say made in Japan on the bottom but it could have also been bullshit. It didn't look distinctly Japanese, but it didn't seem European either.
She was probably about 10 at the time and was born in 1942
History channel documentaries were really good back in the day. There wasn't so many "interviews with people who were there, honest" and just more credible facts about what strategies, logistics and issues countries ran into as well as new weapons. The history of the MP40 is pretty interesting.
f3f87d No.15424214
>>15424192
Besides the Irish war of independence I don't believe I have any military history in my family
>some of his RAF ventures and how much he hated training Iraqi pilots.
do tell.
>logistics and issues countries ran into as well as new weapons.
that's stuff I find really interesting, but history channel turned into 'SUPER SECRET NAZIS UFO TURBONUKES?" in regards to that stuff real quick. I don't even have cable TV anymore so who knows what they put on now
f3f87d No.15424273
>>15424220
I was lurking /k/ a bit more recently despite not owning a gun myself yet and learned some fun stuff about the german tanks. I always figured they were over engineered due to how many less there were than allied armor
04be21 No.15424364
>They censored "white man" in chat
074bd0 No.15424394
>>15423758
Taco Bell's new 7,000 kcal for $7 menu.
f7296d No.15424410
>Game 5
>gunplay is worse than Game
5b418b No.15424421
>>15423797
only the beaner upper ruling class has Spaniard blood
e40552 No.15424424
>>15419538
You are a thin skinned pussy, kill yourself faggot.
04be21 No.15424427
This censoring white man shit pissed off a lot of the normalfaggots
fc9b68 No.15424526
>>15424416
>/threading his own post
96f2b2 No.15424533
>>15423758
American food will do that to you.
b2b3ec No.15424542
>>15424526
He's a moderator and is probably the one who closed the thread.
fc9b68 No.15424576
>>15424542
That's the joke
The only faggots bigger than OP are mods high off their own supply.
5b17df No.15424659
I enjoyed the beta, there were notable improvements from BF4 and BF1.
They completely gutted 3D spotting, so you aren't shooting at doritos through smoke and cover anymore. There's only one armoured vehicle per side, they scoot at a decent (not highway) speeds, they do decent shell damage and decent MG damage. They're actually balanced for the first time in two installments. Aerial vehicles are just something fun to rack up points and shoot at other aerial vehicles, they don't farm infantry anymore. TTK has drastically gone down along with ammo count, but everyone drops ammo that you can pick up when they die.
>>15415510
>6 Seconds to respawn, even if you wait out the full bleedout
The bleedout is there in case you think you might be revived. IIRC respawn timers from BF4 and BF1 were from 8-15 seconds
>Only have one spare mag
Medic has two spares, support can give himself ammo. TTK is drastically reduced along with weapon spread so this ammo change is a good thing
>Everyone can revive, making the medic class pointless
You can only revive squadmates and it's much slower than a medic. Also if I'm not wrong, squadmate revives put you at 50% HP instead of 100%
>Support does nothing
Support gives ammo and builds stuff quicker, he's pretty useful especially on the night AA gun map where there are no ammo crates for defenders
>They're censoring the word DLC in chat
Not only that but they censor "white man" while "black man" or "asian man" are fine. DLC is uncensored if you type "free DLC" along with it
>No weapon spread anymore
And that's a bad thing?
>Tanks and Bombers do next to nothing
Just because they aren't infantry farming machines anymore doesn't mean that they're useless. They are still extremely strong
I wouldn't buy this at launch but honestly it's a much better game than BF4 or BF1. The animations are much nicer than either game too.
2cb605 No.15424761
>>15424659
I came here to laugh at you.
a09fbf No.15424833
>>15424659
>DLC is uncensored if you type "free DLC" along with it
That's disturbing, seems like a prototype filter so that any criticism is censored but shilling is allowed. Since you work for EA do you have any comment on that?
aeed50 No.15424834
>>15423923
That's dystopia tier, lad. We didn't spend a single minute on the holohoax here. Even then people still believe like a religion because of imported american shit. Thanks, burgers.
2cb605 No.15424855
>>15423923
Thats ALL history more or less in high school. Its all about the policies, more specifically, why those policies were racist or some shit. You'll never be shown the battles of the civil war because they are too busy talking about why the union was good because it accepted slaves while showing all the "horrible" practices the south did before, during, and after the war.
2b1968 No.15425062
>>15424855
This. One of my greatest regrets in high school.
2b1968 No.15425067
are there German Nazi Niggers?
0a1239 No.15425070
Can't wait for this shit beta to end and this shit game to come out and flop so e finally kills dice (the first and last ea owned dev to actually deserve death)
It's a shame because bf before Bf1 was still decent but now it's just awful and frostbite has been broken since bf1
52aaee No.15425204
>>15425191
>EPIC FAIL
Invidio or not, I'm not opening that shit
2c23b8 No.15425213
>>15425191
>Lazy Loonie Lopez
b3c744 No.15425253
>>15415874
Should I buy the dip?
885704 No.15425659
>>15425253
Make a profit out of it
At least the EA kikes will be contributing towards something.
Sports games will eternally make them profitable.
19033a No.15427559
>>15425191
Agreed, Fazed Fabio, my fellow youtuber has redeemed himself and if you don't agree you're a Gamergate nazi.
137290 No.15428378
>>15423723
Play Titanfall 2 then bro
167760 No.15428404
>>15424506
Its pretty apparent looking at the sheer number of t-34s knocked out either by the germans, kill ratios on both sides, and the number additionally knocked out by the T34s absolute garbage engineering that german quality made a difference. Had they not been in a two front war they may very well have forced a stalemate or even won, the soviet military was exhausted by the wars end to such an extent that had the allies gone through with the plan to quickly re-arm the millions of whermacht POWs and turn them loose against ivan the rapist with some US help stalin would have had yet another mental break with the results.
078370 No.15428938
>>15424427
even retards who still tried to parrot the narrative that the decisions with BF5 had nothing to do with politics (even after the developer/producer comments confirmed this) made them reconsider after this, to my surprise.
>>15425191
What a weasel
>constantly defended BF5 while shitting of CoD
>"LOL you just hate whaman it's fine conservative trumpers"
>now that he's played the game his faonboyism can't override the reality that it's a fucking EA game doing usual EA things
>even then he STILL won't throw away his fandom until the game is out, even his co-host was more critical then him and they got into an argument
the absolute state of Consumer Advocate™
cdc0ad No.15429001
>>15424364
>If it bothers you that much just don't buy the game
Well nobody did so yeah good job.
6b5d53 No.15429181
>>15416711
>what was his name again?
Dame Tucosita
be3767 No.15429714
>>15425191
>rump-rattled rodriguez
>redeemed, ever
nigger he's a fucking retarded spic manchild who gets paid to play dressup and repeat things he's heard from other people. google what happened between him and orb meat to get an idea of how much of a self-absorbed faglord he really is. for him to be redeemed he'd have to set himself on fire on film
49dd49 No.15429734
>Only have one spare mag
>No weapon spread anymore
>Everyone can revive, making the medic class pointless
>Tanks and Bombers do next to nothing
How could they fuck up things this badly???
49dd49 No.15429752
>>15424506
No they could of easily competed with russia alone but not with the US. That was the main problem and is the reason why roosevelt will be known as king judas 30 shekel fisher price proffessor x by future historians.
The combined economies of the allied powers put germany in a literal no win scenario. There were cases where hitler listened to his generals even if he disagreed and they still failed on multiple occasions whilst hitler also had plans that succeeded and failed aswell. People who put the blame on any aspect of the war are retarded because it's not a conflict that germany could possibly win without a japanese miracle in the pacific. Say the japanese attacked america sooner and more aggressively the war could of been different but americans were allowed to keep funding and aiding soviets/GB for years and years before they even had to get involved.
7a3659 No.15429759
>>15416791
>>15416786
>>15416800
they also banned "white man" in the chat, but not black, brown, or yellow man ;)
19033a No.15429775
>>15429759
I bet it was a single diversity hire on a crusade.
I saw shit like this happen all the time years back and expected it to happen in many companies.
I just never expected it on entertainmment.
459a6c No.15429804
>>15425204
> Invidious Embed
> Invidio
Is there a new Hooktube? What's the domain, I can't find anything about it through Google
19033a No.15429833
>>15429804
Yeah, pretty much the nee Hooktube.
Invidio.us
fb5e7a No.15429852
>>15416229
Only in the grand operations mode. Other modes are still the same.
56d42e No.15429865
>>15425191
>Jews redpilling their audience, again and again
I refuse to believe that there's not more to this. They knew there would be backlash on censoring words like White Man. So why would they do it? What's the point? It's almost like they are trying to redpill their audience. Or maybe just testing the waters. Censoring "DLC" boggles me more than white man though.
000000 No.15432273
>>15429865
>So why would they do it?
It's not like the tards who found influence in this new world of nepotism and affirmative action have handlers. Or any clue at all. So they fail here, but they're still everywhere, and they all contribute to a new status quo of incompetence/dependence and societal amnesia for merit and excellence. The fact that more remakes/remasters are seen as a solution to all this is a sign that we internalized that new things cannot be crafted anymore like a couple decades ago.
In a way, their failure is still a success because what they're ruining wasn't theirs to begin with. The amount of young men disenfranchised, aware, and in a position of power to do anything about it is rapidly outpaced by the economic momentum causing the issues in the first place.
e0640a No.15432308
>>15429734
As someone with 17 hours in the beta on PC, OP got some things wrong, though I wish he didn't, because the reality is even worse.
>6 Seconds to respawn, even if you wait out the full bleedout
Indeed, this is cancer. Bleeding out takes a lot of time, and you could have simply respawned thrice in the time it would take you to bleed out and then wait for the 6 second timer.
>Audio is completely broken
Yes
>Shitload of bugs
Yes
>Only have one spare mag
The consequences of this are worse than many here might think. Basically DICE did this to make people work together and supply each other more often. However, at the same time, they made the bad assumption that random retards will ever work together with complete strangers in the first place, then they made the support class throw 2 small ammo kits which take a long ass time to "recharge" and they gave him a future upgrade in the form of a ammo pack which can only be placed once before taking a shitload of time to recharge again. As a result unless you play with your friend using VOIP, you will run out of ammo every time and nobody else will bother supplying you because the majority of players are mouthbreathing retards, and even the ones that want to help you may be unable to do so because they made the "mistake" to throw an ammo box 4 minutes ago to someone else.
>Everyone can revive, making the medic class pointless
Wrong. Only your squadmates can revive you, and it takes a lot of time for the animation to complete. If you try to revive your mate in front of enemies you'll both die. It's not like in the previous games where you can insta-revive someone from 5 meters away. Medics are still useful, but suffer from the same supply limitations as the Support class. Their sole reason for existing has retarded recharge limits.
>Pacing is completely broken
Correct, it feels like cowadooty but at the same time the weapons feel like peashooters.
>They're censoring the word DLC in chat
They're also censoring 'White man', 'Titanfall', 'Jew' , 'Nazi', and more. (((Interestingly))) however, 'free dlc' and 'black man' are not censored.
>No weapon spread anymore
Wrong. There's so much spread that it feels completely broken. Bullets randomly change direction mid-flight and it's frustrating to hit anyone from far away.
>Snipers are at a all time high
Correct. The retards at DICE made them 2-shot kill anyone, they made bulletdrop almost nonexistent and there is barely any scope sway. Also you can aim your scope so quickly now that quickscoping is a viable tactic.
>Tanks and Bombers do next to nothing
Wrong, it's just that retards have no idea how to use them. Tanks are stronger than ever. It takes 6 panzerfausts to the sides or rear to take down a tank. And bombers have rechargeable bombing runs and since AA guns don't do jackshit, it is almost impossible to take them down.
>Maps are the puniest they've ever been
Indeed, the level design is absolutely abhorrent. It's a sniper paradise while simultaneously a cowadooty run n' gunner paradise. I have no idea how the fuck they achieved that. There are chokepoints everywhere that favor any retard running with an SMG, but at the same time to get to those chokepoints you need to survive half the enemy team who do nothing but snipe from their spawn.
e0640a No.15432319
>>15432308
Oh and also they made hipfire way more effective than aiming down your sights unless you have a semi-auto or you're trying to kill someone from 50 meters away.
237e44 No.15432383
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>>15415510
Pretty sure respawning has always been long since BF3-BF1 jesus that must sound confusing but I could be wrong, everything else though sounds fucking terrible.
>>15415849
This dosen't and will never make any sense, I don't give a shit if DICE thinks it was said by Satan himself, but Hitler said himself that women should be supplying the war, not fighting in it.
69200e No.15432400
>>15423737
Just how many tacos he been stuffing down his throat lately?
ec9a6f No.15432412
>>15432308
>Indeed, the level design is absolutely abhorrent. It's a sniper paradise while simultaneously a cowadooty run n' gunner paradise. I have no idea how the fuck they achieved that. There are chokepoints everywhere that favor any retard running with an SMG, but at the same time to get to those chokepoints you need to survive half the enemy team who do nothing but snipe from their spawn.
They literally took the level design from NuFront 2.
64aa32 No.15439458
>>15415524
Pretty much every journalist.
418b24 No.15439642
I knew this was going to happen as soon as that trailer came out. Companies don't go full diversity when they are making something good or something the normalfags like. Even the most progressive companies hide it like insomniac with Spiderman. Going full diversity happens when they are making something everyone is going to hate. So they can use it as a shield against criticism. Like when 8-4 shoehorned "ze" into azure striker gunvolt because they were too lazy to translate half the script.
e8b83a No.15439708
>>15419850
>Replace 'girl' with 'white'
deff2e No.15439740
>>15416140
It's a beta you nigger, what did you expect?
deff2e No.15439742
>>15432412
Reminds of some of the maps in Battlefield 1. Absolutely atrocious maps where you basically had to run around with a shotgun and see which one of you could see eachother first.
075cfd No.15439750
>>15417369
Time to Unload?
0083b5 No.15439818
>They're censoring the word DLC in chat
Saying "white man" is banned too
07cec5 No.15439839
>>15423923
Some schools in palm beach county have a holocaust class, mostly because Boca Raton (rat’s mouth) is a Jewish area
e0640a No.15439939
>>15439740
>He thinks there is a single triple A developer in the entire planet that fixes stuff in the final release of the game
The most they will fix is maybe the netcode and the G43 trigger.
19033a No.15440215
>>15440199
I still can't believe people like this are real
They're living stereotypes
e0640a No.15440231
>>15440199
How do we rid of these retards? Serious question.
ea51d0 No.15440242
>>15440231
Remove jewish media and replace it with something more constructive, and the lemmings should follow the new programming and stop acting so faggy.
e0640a No.15440249
>>15440242
They're already too far gone. I'm afraid genocide might be the one and only option
984bf2 No.15442859
>>15429001
Seeing a lefty defend the free market when it's a virtue signalling shitfest of women and black Nazi troops is hilariously ironic. They're the ones who want to ban anything they don't like so that nobody can have it.