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File: ec2e17d595c4338⋯.jpg (9.56 KB, 265x215, 53:43, 82472842.jpg)

e32291  No.15415207

GOOOOOD EVENING EVERYBODY

And welcome to Whose Vidya Is It Anyway?!

I'm Drewanon, let's come on down and have some fun!

Yes, welcome to Whose Vidya, the game show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

That's right the points are just like Brianna Wu's political career. Absolutely worthless.

Most of you know how this show goes, so let's all get right into our favorite game: Scenes from a Hat!

So I have this nifty hat full of suggestions for our Anons to play out, and we start off with…

When Anon first meets best girl.

0094ab  No.15415216

This could have been good if it wasn't completely stupid.


baf1ae  No.15415218

>Drewanon

>Anon

>Namefagging

Reported.


11dd2f  No.15415235

Would have replied if the prompt was the least bit vidya related


9fb7a5  No.15415237

I do erotic RP in MMOs. I play the girl.


c3fc11  No.15415253

the days of having fun like ROB are fucking over, apparently


6c47a8  No.15415264

*laughs*

I'm Waynon, I'll sing a song to >>15415218 about when I first met her.

♫ At first you were just some faggot reporting my boy Drewanon ♫

♫ Then I saw what a beautiful faggot you were ♫

♫ What a beautiful faggot ♫

♫ Ass hanging out your pants ♫

♫ Damn girl! You got ass! ♫

♫ Ass ass ass ass ass ♫

♫ You an ass faggot ♫

♫ You gonna get BLACKED.COM tonight ♫

♫ You gonna get bossrushed in the ass ♫

♫ You gonna get PK'd in the ass ♫

♫ You gonna get c-c-c-c-combo broken in the ass ♫

♫ niiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr faggot ♫


5a8f03  No.15415298

>>15415207

Somehow I get the feeling that best girl might actually have a penis so I immediately try to backpedal and see who's in second place.


e32291  No.15415349

File: 93883967f5d276f⋯.jpg (36.9 KB, 600x492, 50:41, 28481242.jpg)

>>15415237

>>15415253

>>15415264

>>15415298

Nightly bedside prayers of Hideki Kamiya.


050e8d  No.15415359

Probably not the best idea to do these on a weekday night.


ddf053  No.15415382

>>15415349

"Dear God please make people on Twitter less retarded"


26e588  No.15415401

>>15415218

>namefagging

But the name field is disabled.


050e8d  No.15415413

>>15415401

You think redditors honestly understand anything about this place? They just see a thread that isn't a mobile game or Warframe general and just start saging like mad, probably not even aware of how to do so without the dropdown box.


7425b7  No.15415416

>>15415207

>Most of you know how this show goes

I dont, I've never seen it


26e588  No.15415421

>>15415413

If you have a way to get rid of them I'm all ears.


77b95f  No.15415445

>>15415349

"If I am to die, O Lord, please let it be smothering under Bayo's taut ass cheeks."


050e8d  No.15415462

>>15415421

Remove the drop down box. Instantly ban anyone linking the place, resetera or any gaming site and let porn be posted unspoilered. That would get rid of at least a third of them.


515268  No.15415466

243/5000

I have a question.

as nintendo has been closing pages to download roms / isos for copyright

Is there a retro console that can be your isos / roms without any company coming to close the download page by copyright?


5a8f03  No.15415549

File: 560f265d4ea7694⋯.png (8.13 KB, 284x111, 284:111, ask ur mom.png)

>>15415349

"Ask your mom"


050e8d  No.15415592

>>15415579

I just want you to know that was the single most pathetic attempt at fitting in I have ever seen and you should be ashamed of yourself.


e32291  No.15415605

File: 5fe0ad907958e83⋯.jpg (170.24 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 19234742.jpg)

>>15415382

>>15415445

>>15415549

What Geoff Keighley is thinking right now.


a89861  No.15415781

File: dbbcb8c3169b197⋯.png (8.47 KB, 255x195, 17:13, God Bless you penis.png)

>>15415605

"Wow! Kojima-San is thicker than I thought!"


2eaa86  No.15415791

File: 0b33ebb64ca8164⋯.jpg (35.74 KB, 640x729, 640:729, 452eed7ca86c51f539701198a2….jpg)


06e57d  No.15415799

File: 4f9048e1b0c27ac⋯.png (52.88 KB, 475x291, 475:291, 8234.png)

>>15415791

the genuine smile from the mother and the contempt and forced smile from the father…


d2b228  No.15415800

File: 55a01343e4514dc⋯.jpg (137.87 KB, 683x725, 683:725, Screenshot_20180906-193417….jpg)

>>15415791

WELCOME TO CLOWNWORLD


6c47a8  No.15415802

>>15415799

Can you imagine him saying in a sad, broken voice, "everything we've ever hoped for in a child"?


45dd09  No.15415813

>>15415605

"Harder. HARDER!"


7cbd9f  No.15415831

>>15415799

This is a Scots-Canadian we're talking about, second in Canadian cuckoldry only to a French-Canadian.


f53cb6  No.15415832

File: 3b9c202a43d7b80⋯.png (432.9 KB, 600x339, 200:113, doritos.png)

>>15415605

Should I kill myself before or after the announcement at the VGAs that Death Stranding is a 3 parter interactive movie?


050e8d  No.15415835

>>15415800

So if we're in a clown world now does that mean we can paint the moon red for a nose?


0b429e  No.15415837

>>15415605

>Kojima-senpai, please notice me!


7e1a66  No.15415848

File: 9ea8b7e7c984c2d⋯.gif (932.25 KB, 253x197, 253:197, 1427060266274.gif)

>>15415831

Want me to crush your skull with a caber, motherfucker?


f0984e  No.15415852

File: 65e3e449a043875⋯.png (738.93 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15415791

Reminder that the kid was on Channel Awesome, and appeared in a few of the anniversary movies.


7cbd9f  No.15415875

>>15415848

Pierre "Cuckold" Trudeau himself was a Franco-Scot. Scots and their descendants are worse than any other group. I prefer the Irish by far to you Scotch. Keep fornicating about within your "clans", you Goler-kind slagmouth buffoons.


2eaa86  No.15415877

File: e7ced6cfcc6ea96⋯.webm (15.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Doug Walker Melvin Brothe….webm)

>>15415852

makes sense


0b429e  No.15415880

>>15415852

I will never understand how the son of an improv genius actually thought the corny shit from CA wasn't incredibly fucking unfunny and a waste of time. Maybe the tranny shit was already festering and rotting his brain even then.


2eaa86  No.15415889

>>15415880

he probably got diddled by someone in the industry as a kid which messed him up.


f53cb6  No.15415893

>>15415852

I actually pity him now


7e1a66  No.15415897

File: 01f17ecd3d30218⋯.gif (104.27 KB, 300x136, 75:34, Rage.gif)

>>15415875

>I prefer the Irish

You take that back or I'll jam a bagpipe so far up your asshole, it'll become a third lung.


e32291  No.15415902

File: 411522b0dcf85cf⋯.jpg (13.68 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 19234237.jpg)

>>15415791

I didn't ask for this. Jesus.

>>15415781

>>15415813

>>15415832

>>15415837

Things EA is tired of hearing.


f53cb6  No.15415905

>>15415902

White males


886f7c  No.15415907


abcdd2  No.15415909

File: 5803d3e86659855⋯.jpg (31.79 KB, 576x432, 4:3, 5803d3e866598552d5331264e6….jpg)

>>15415902

Our quarterly earnings have gone up, mam!


0b429e  No.15415912

>>15415889

Even then you'd think as an exchange for getting diddled by a producer he'd use his father's notoriety to get a spot on a TV show or movie instead of pissing away his comedic heritage by joining CA followed by cutting his dick off.

>>15415902

<What developer did you kill this time?


f0984e  No.15415914

>>15415880

Might just be that he desperately sought to reach the same success his father did, tried to associate with CA because he couldn't get his own in into the industry, failed miserably and went tranny as some supposed solution to his failure as a human being.

Worst part, it might actually help for once, for at least a while. Colin now goes around mainstream TV, telling everyone how much he loves his "daughter". He got his father's respect, even if his father is blatanly lying through his teeth.

I expect him to off himself in five years or less.

>>15415902

"Could you please pay for our overtime?"

"We don't want to implement microtransaction!"

"But we don't actually want to work on mobile games!"


45dd09  No.15415919

>>15415902

"We need to shut another studio down."


ad823a  No.15415927

>>15415902

"Please, I want to go home! My wife and children are worrying about me!"


094553  No.15415932

>>15415919

>tired of hearing

>More like never tired of saying

"I miss lucasarts"


0b429e  No.15415934

>>15415914

Thing is, the sort of nepotism you see in the entertainment industry would've probably been a better use for Colin's son than trying to go to CA for success. It's like at no point did he even ask his dad for advice on how to be successful in comedy (besides the usual "favors" you might have to make in order to hit it big).

Maybe he tried actual stand-up at some point, and bombed so fucking hard at the open mic night stage he decided to turn unfunny internet "comedy" as his last resort.


7cbd9f  No.15415943

>>15415897

The Irish Newfs are better than the Scotch Newfs, and even better than the Nova Scotians. Doesn't surprise me that so many Scotch are trannies though, given that even the men in their "culture" are accustomed to wearing skirts.


e32291  No.15415944

File: 7c66e1c730754ed⋯.jpg (100.7 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1984873.jpg)


f1baa5  No.15415945

>>15415902

“Have you considered finishing your games before you release them?”


0b429e  No.15415954

>>15415944

Game done. Can we get Kondo in here to add some sheep noises?


1e3656  No.15415955

>>15415944

Add a fucking a mario hat and you're done.


ad823a  No.15415958

>>15415944

"Goddamn it, if I hear another word about wanting to make another Thousand Year Door I'll make sure you see Iwata about it!"


0b429e  No.15415961

>>15415944

Is it time for me to paste my name in the "Executive Supervising Producer" credit?

also checked


f53cb6  No.15415964

File: 1e8d70b01381f51⋯.png (17.37 KB, 330x312, 55:52, 1e8d70b01381f51c0c6749fdb5….png)

>>15415932

>Mouse gives exclusive license to EA

<Fuck, at least maybe the limited games we'll get will be ok and so will the movies

>Mouse kills expanded universe

<Shit, at least we'll get more expanded universe right?

>Games are shit

<Fuck, at least the movies can't be that bad eight

>Games are complete shit

<Fuck, at least we still have new expanded universe right?

<Comics and the new animation is pure shit

Yeah, I'd say everyone who ever gave a damn about the Shit Wars franchise misses Lucasarts

The prequels were bad, but at least they were creative and let fans be creative, this is pure unaltered kikery of the very max.

I hope the Mouse buys Warner Bros/DC and 40K as well so we can achieve the pinnacle of kikery


094553  No.15415969

File: b13d182da28cc99⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 247x210, 247:210, shamfudispray.gif)

>>15415944

"Once my Labo Mech is complete, the world leaders shall all BOW before me!"


45dd09  No.15415970

>>15415944

"FUCK WALUIGI!"


f53cb6  No.15415977

>>15415944

SMASH IS FUCKING SHIT, STOP PUSHING THEM ONTO ME


2d7105  No.15415979

a bit off topic but where is the RP plane flight thread?


094553  No.15415986

>>15415964

>Disney owned 40k

Absolutely heretical.

But yeah, prequels had fun moments at least and good games and neat expanded universe stuff. It at least had a bit of a soul left in it.


0b429e  No.15415989

File: d193ff06fc39481⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 349x248, 349:248, 18j583ucgsfctgif.gif)

>>15415944

Alright fellas, at our next E3 presentation I'm going to debut Switch Music.


ca0cde  No.15415996

File: 0cb033b4b5465e4⋯.jpg (30.98 KB, 768x433, 768:433, gettyimages-628640766-h_20….jpg)

File: 390a5faf5ab927a⋯.mp4 (203.62 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ha ha ha ha.mp4)

>>15415944

Oh I remember that time people said they wanted a New F-Zero game


c40627  No.15415999

>>15415944

"Guys, I think we need another hardware revision for the 3DS"


6c47a8  No.15416000

>>15415791

Really though, I do feel very bad for Colin. He seemed like a nice guy trying to be nice to people and he ends up with a mental basket case for a son. It must really fucking hurt him to remember that 28 years ago his wife gave birth to a baby that had a penis attached to it, and then wish his "lovely daughter" a happy birthday. And worse yet, the kid doesn't even fucking go to the trouble of passing! He basically just slapped on some lipstick, some weird hat thing and a girly blouse thing in that picture.

He's not thinking

>well, at least he looks good enough to end up with some nice rich guy

He's thinking

>fuck, my legacy is getting slammed in the very same asshole I used to wipe by drug addict probably gangbangers

How fucking depressing is that, anons? Imagine it, anons. You're Colin 28 years ago. Your wife is hot, you run into the hospital room to greet your new beautiful baby boy into the world. You hold this little child in your arms, and you're the happiest man in the world. You're now a father. A real, live father. You! You reproduced! You can't help but smile ear-to-ear as you caress your son's cheek with your knuckles. You whisper, "Luke."

You took the little boy out into the backyard and set up the tee, handed him the bat, and watched him struggle to hit the ball. He keeps knocking the tee down instead, again and again. Chuckling, you stand behind him, stoop down, and hold his hands to guide the bat. You tell him, "Here, let daddy show you how." You strike the ball with the bat and send it rolling down the green grass. Your son looks up into your face with awe and joy. "Da-da! I hit ball!"

You drove him to school, reminded him to take his backpack with him. You helped him with his homework. You cleaned his dinner plate for him. You told him bedtime stories. You kissed the top of his head before turning off the light. You bought him cool video games for his birthday, like Mortal Kombat, that made him the popular kid at school because his dad was cool enough to buy him M-rated games. Hell, you occasionally sat down to play it with him.

You walked him through his first heartbreak. You told him that there's more fish in the ocean. You ordered pizza to help ease him down. You helped him figure out how the fuck derivatives worked. You eventually met his third girlfriend, who you actually really liked and tried to be the kind of dad that stayed out of sight so that your son would have a better shot at getting laid. You even snuck him a beer or two, because you're an awesome dad. This boy is going somewhere, you think to yourself, as you wipe away a single tear at your son's high school graduation. You couldn't be more proud of your boy.

You've started to settle down in a house that seems emptier. You and your wife (still decent-looking) have a routine again. Things are nice and quiet. One day, you're sitting down for dinner with your wife and son. It's a delightful plate of pork chops with rice your wife worked hard to cook. You know, the typical tasty stuff wives make for their husbands. The aroma drifts through the air, your mouth salivates, and you're about to take your first bite of that juicy, tender pork chop…

"Mom… dad…"

You pause. You put down the fork. "Yes, son?"

"I-I… um… I have something to tell you."

You look at your son quizzically. "What's the matter, son? Is everything all right?"

"Well… um… see. I, uh… I don't know how to say this."

You rest your elbows on the table. "It's okay, son. You can tell us anything."

"Well… all right. Mom, dad. I love you, and I want you to know that you mean everything to me."

Your wife begins to choke up. She's eating it up, she loves to hear that sort of thing from her babe's mouth.

"I-I… how do I say this? I'm…"

Realization dawns on your face. "Gay? It's okay, son. I don't mind if you're gay."

"No! Well, not quite, but…"

You furrow your brows. "But what?"


6c47a8  No.15416003

File: 1b7481354413d48⋯.jpg (81.36 KB, 640x729, 640:729, defeat.jpg)

"W-well… don't take this the wrong way, but… I'm…" He pauses to take a deep breath. "Mom, dad. I'm a girl. I identify as a girl."

Every fucking muscle in your body, up to your face, freeze. Even the smallest twitch muscles in your nasolabial areas freeze. The silence in the room is deafening. Your mind goes blank. You stare blankly at your so- I mean, daugh- I mean, I don't fucking know what it is!

Minutes pass. You're petrified. The food is getting cold, but that doesn't occur to you. Your fucking world just got fucking shitter-shattered. Everything you did over the past 26 years, what the fuck was it for? Your fatherhood flashes before your eyes. The T-ball game. The car trips to school. The girlfriend. The second one. And the third one. The homework. The talk about the birds and the bees. Fuck. That talk about the birds and the bees. You took it for granted that your son would be a rooster, like yourself. You took it for granted that your son would be the bee, not the fucking flower. Your son literally ages before your eyes in a matter of seconds.

Your wife breaks your trance as she clears her throat. "I… uh…" she casts you a furtive look. "W-we… we couldn't be more proud of you, our lovely daughter!"

The color returns to your face. Forcing a nervous smile, your eyes turned downwards in a sad, depressed frown, you rasp out, "Yes. Lovely daughter. Our lovely daughter. I love you, daughter. I fucking love you, my lovely daughter!"

An elbow strikes you in the rib. You wince as you look into your angry wife's eyes.

"Sorry. Yeah. It's okay. I love you, son. I mean, daughter!" You pause to draw in a breath. "Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to get up and use the bathroom for a minute. I'll be right back."

2 years later, pic related.


f1baa5  No.15416007

>>15415964

>Disney buys Games Workshop

I think the lads at GW are operating at a level of Merchantry that’s a step above Disney.

What else would you call minimizing production cost while maximizing retail price of the models?


e32291  No.15416011

File: 5aebd5edd6b808c⋯.jpg (35.98 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 1928482.jpg)


402b87  No.15416012

File: 1906ebae18428b3⋯.jpg (374.53 KB, 629x750, 629:750, af934a883227b421df82ec7d2c….jpg)


baf1ae  No.15416013

>>15416007

>What else would you call minimizing production cost while maximizing retail price of the models?

Common sense for any business?


f53cb6  No.15416015

>>15416007

That's nothing compared to what Disney would to to 40K.

They would go so far as to make female space marines canon.


ad823a  No.15416021

>>15416011

"Today, folks, we're gonna teach you how to make Death Claws! They're like Bear Claws, but bigger and nuclear to really put in the death part."


abcdd2  No.15416022

File: c2ee1847edef754⋯.png (40.28 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


0b429e  No.15416023

>>15416011

Overheat the game until no RPG elements are left, per the instructions of Chef Bethesda.


45dd09  No.15416025

>>15416011

"WE'RE GOING TO EAT ROASTED HUMAN! BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO HUNT ONE DOWN!"


1e3656  No.15416028

>>15416011

>Lets bake some white rice

>So originally it was said to just steam it or some shit, we'll we retconned it so now you pour oil and light that fucker

>But first you have to buy the dlc bowl to get the rice in

>And lets not forget pur lovely modders! Only $50 to buy the new and improve napalm for your rice!

>What? The rice is burnt and keeps clipping into the floor? Thats a feature you ingrate


f53cb6  No.15416030

>>15416011

Eat my Radroach sandwich /v/, it just works


0b429e  No.15416035

>>15416011

Don't worry, you can still charge 60 dollars for a dish with stale pieces of Gamebryo in it!


f1baa5  No.15416036

>>15416013

Usually a company that manages to save money passes some of those savings on to the customer to engender good will and ensure repeat business.

GW manages to thrive off of the Battered Housewife Syndrome of neckbeards worldwide.


e32291  No.15416048

File: bfbc59d29ae46db⋯.jpg (15.31 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 23iou43o4y42i.jpg)


f53cb6  No.15416051

>>15416036

Reminder that Nintendo Activision ripped off GW with Amiboo Skylanders and that Nintendo ripped off Skylanders.


c40627  No.15416052

>>15416048

"Anyone want to trade for X?"


0b429e  No.15416057

>>15416048

"Hey guys, Brazil here.."


f53cb6  No.15416059

>>15416048

Anyone else from 4chan here?


941143  No.15416060

>>15416048

"Can you hear me"


45dd09  No.15416065

>>15416048

"Herro. I'm from China!"


f53cb6  No.15416066

File: 54ce21ada63d6d4⋯.jpg (12.03 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault (4).jpg)


ad823a  No.15416068

>>15416048

"So who wants to see my ass?"


7cbd9f  No.15416069

>>15416000

>>15416003

I could never imagine myself being a dirty fucking Scot bastard, so I can't empathize with this waste of flesh. This just comes off as funny to me. It's probably his own damn fault too, fucking Scots are liberal as all hell, even their state church is somehow more liberal than the Church of England.


c09d55  No.15416070

>>15416048

"What's up everybody SirTheTopHat Here"


1e3656  No.15416071

>>15416048

I am mod here, no

>cursing

>killing noobs

>republicans

>smack talking to me

>killing a mod

>if you aren't roleplaying, LEAVE

Now lets have plenty of fun!


0b429e  No.15416072

>>15416048

"UGH SWEETIES, WOMYN CAN PLAY GAMES TOO YOU SHITLORDS!"


d61fe8  No.15416076

>>15416048

"Hello?"


f7dbaa  No.15416077

File: 629c60a31decfbe⋯.jpg (203.06 KB, 1272x715, 1272:715, hello.jpg)

>>15416048

"Hello?"


40e68e  No.15416080


0b429e  No.15416084

>>15416048

brb, smoke


f53cb6  No.15416088


e32291  No.15416091


e32291  No.15416093

File: a57996141b316ea⋯.jpg (14.22 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 109284129.jpg)

>>15416091

Forgot Drew picture, I deduct 10,000 points from myself.


abcdd2  No.15416094

File: 5e394db704f5f97⋯.png (25.48 KB, 509x250, 509:250, Oekaki.png)


ad823a  No.15416095

>>15416091

Forgetting to post a Drew picture.


f53cb6  No.15416098

>>15416093

>Carpal syndrome acting up and haven't even masturbates once

>>15416091

Deduct your life from yourself


0b429e  No.15416101

>>15416091

Oh right, I have to be at work in an hour.


f53cb6  No.15416102

>>15416094

Don't stop


45dd09  No.15416104

>>15416091

"Why are my legs numb?"


40e68e  No.15416105

>>15416091

Good morning son


1e3656  No.15416109

>>15416091

What do you mean night, it's only been an hour…


7e1a66  No.15416112

>>15415943

We prefer kilts because our cocks are too long to keep bound up in our pants.


320c2d  No.15416117


d61fe8  No.15416121

File: 8b698d0c596f1ce⋯.webm (2.09 MB, 360x640, 9:16, Asians baseball.webm)


d0615e  No.15416123

>>15416091

when you look at the clock and realize it's been 3 years.


7cbd9f  No.15416124

>>15416112

I wonder why you cut your dicks clean off then. Must be the same reason you refuse to eat pork.


e32291  No.15416128

File: 0ba96346cce8b93⋯.jpg (11.17 KB, 450x337, 450:337, 111482149.jpg)

>>15416095 (You get to come behind the desk, anon.)

>>15416098

>>15416101

>>15416104

>>15416105

>>15416109

>>15416121

>>15416123

Things you can say about Vivian from Paper Mario, but not your girlfriend.


d0615e  No.15416130

>>15416128

When I look at you, there's something there.


941143  No.15416131

>>15416128

You can hide it real well


d61fe8  No.15416137

>>15416128

Stop dicking around


7e1a66  No.15416141

>>15416124

What nationality are you if you're so great?


1e3656  No.15416142

>>15416128

I like that you're dead and purple


f53cb6  No.15416146

>>15416128

Nice leg


ad823a  No.15416152

>>15416128

Fuck I forgot what that means, it's been too long since I've watched the show

"You're as flat as paper."


abcdd2  No.15416155

File: 149a66cb1cf8073⋯.png (25.4 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


abcdd2  No.15416160

File: 7d5cb1b636a8cf8⋯.png (2.7 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


7cbd9f  No.15416162

>>15416141

Can you not read? I know a bit about Cucknada, and I have opinions in regard to Scots.


e32291  No.15416170

File: 70b112dd1824c27⋯.png (351.45 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 123843792.png)

>>15416130

>>15416131

>>15416137

>>15416142

>>15416146

>>15416152

Dinner conversation at the Pac-Man household.


c09d55  No.15416173

>>15416170

Honey, pass the balls


7e1a66  No.15416180

>>15416162

Oh, so you're Chinese then?


1e3656  No.15416184

>>15416170

>Why did you have to change your name? Puck man was fine.


ad823a  No.15416186

>>15416170

"Honey, you can't have your fruit if you don't eat your pellets."


45dd09  No.15416188

>>15416170

"(BURP) Goddamnit! Honey! Get me the magic ball! We got another ghost in the house!"


c201ab  No.15416192

>>15416170

>Honey, you know I hate it when my meal is still looking at me…

>Just pick the eyes off and put them aside, dear.


7cbd9f  No.15416194

>>15416180

Nope. Anglo-Dutch.


094553  No.15416200

>>15416170

"Ah Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde. So nice of you to join us and the wife. We simply loving having guests for dinner. Honey, let's start with some appetizers of that Large Ball"

Alternatively, WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

the best costume on a halloween I ever saw was a group of people dressed as Pacman and the ghosts. The costumes themselves were decent but what sold it was him yelling WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA so loud you could hear it a block away


d429ab  No.15416211

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

0b429e  No.15416222

File: 55c32ef53217b35⋯.gif (24.37 KB, 270x220, 27:22, 55c.gif)

>>15416170

Dear, don't make that face at the table.


e32291  No.15416236

File: 70e6e2b95d34f2e⋯.jpg (95.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 243978372.jpg)


2eaa86  No.15416237

File: a36e87804d01d6c⋯.png (913.12 KB, 842x734, 421:367, tranny luke_mochrie_2.png)

>>15416003

>>15416000

You'd think he'd put a bit of effort in trying to look like a woman but he just looks like a dude with lipstick on.


66325d  No.15416238

>>15416236

time to fuck these fairies


d429ab  No.15416241

File: 6483ff080d1fe37⋯.png (1.95 MB, 1200x2221, 1200:2221, 1200px-TPHD_Midna_Artwork.png)

File: a56ae207d77c1b4⋯.jpeg (27.91 KB, 488x488, 1:1, 13345528_Alt01.jpeg)


abcdd2  No.15416242

File: 673dba81b01dec9⋯.png (17.19 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


0b429e  No.15416245

>>15416236

>No one must see my Hyrule printed pantsu.


ad823a  No.15416246

>>15416236

Zelda's panties for Midna to try on later


c09d55  No.15416250

File: ae8a9777941676c⋯.jpg (63.77 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, zora_princess__ruto_by_kam….jpg)

>>15416236

"Where's that damn picture of Princess Ruto"


66325d  No.15416251

>>15416241

>not just dicking midna raw and having her shadow warp all the cum into her mouth


45dd09  No.15416252

>>15416236

"TENGA TIME!"


0b429e  No.15416256

>>15416236

"Alright, time to practice with my Goron type onahole!"


e32291  No.15416265

File: 06c1dd0230944cf⋯.jpg (12.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 20574359842.jpg)

>>15416238

>>15416241

>>15416245

>>15416246

>>15416247

>>15416250

>>15416252

>>15416256

>>15416262

If daily life operated on Sims logic.


0b429e  No.15416266

>>15416236

"Oh boy, another mask I'll use exactly once for the whole game!"


0b429e  No.15416268

>>15416265

"Please god, don't take away the diving board today."


45dd09  No.15416274

>>15416265

"Hi. Can I get a number… OH MY GOD! WHERE DID THAT TIGER COME FROM?!"


ad823a  No.15416277

>>15416265

"…and in other news today, another home has suddenly found its toilet missing, all its doors and windows replaced with walls, and mysteriously set on fire."


d429ab  No.15416281

File: 30a94b8aa5c31df⋯.jpg (65.62 KB, 300x284, 75:71, 30a94b8aa5c31df76854d1842b….jpg)

>>15416251

No, I want her to beg for it raw


0b429e  No.15416284

File: ab7b38c02c053e7⋯.jpg (19.87 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sc2k_400x400.jpg)

>>15416265

"If that motherfucker touches my funding.."


1e3656  No.15416288

>>15416265

>Niggers in my neighborhood?

>I'll just drag them into my dungeon


0b429e  No.15416298

>>15416265

I'm inviting Death to our house party, some it's time to kill the guests.

>>15416288

Fucking Heiled


e32291  No.15416308

File: 555d9b72b21f2a5⋯.jpg (30.11 KB, 533x400, 533:400, 2318597239.jpg)

>>15416268

>>15416274

>>15416277

>>15416284

>>15416288

>>15416294

>>15416298

When Reddit and Chad encounter each other at E3.


0b429e  No.15416314

>>15416308

>unsheathes fedora

<unzips bud light

Each takes ten paces.


abcdd2  No.15416316

File: 0371f3d4f8b769d⋯.png (24.9 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


c09d55  No.15416317

File: 52584d60e078524⋯.jpg (21.51 KB, 807x600, 269:200, 525.jpg)

>>15416308

You wanna play skyrim?


ad823a  No.15416321

>>15416308

"…and in other news today, this year's E3 has suffered a mass shooting. A man in a Reddit shirt screeched artistically when a brightly dressed man insulted one of the womyn in the upcoming Gone Home 2: Gone for the Long Haul. Fortunately he was put down with a swift punch to the face."


1e3656  No.15416325

>>15416308

>You like undertale?

>No? Well still fuck my gf!


ad823a  No.15416329

>>15416321

>artistically

FUCK I MEAN AUTISTICALLY I'm not a filthy phone poster I swear


0b429e  No.15416332

>>15416308

>I-I'm sorry for calling you retarded for playing Madden

<Brah, I'm sorry for calling you autistic for playing Assfaggots


abcdd2  No.15416337

File: 0daacaf59c5860f⋯.png (13.32 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


e32291  No.15416349

File: b09809646972b3d⋯.jpg (14.91 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 832943798.jpg)

>>15416314

>>15416315

>>15416317

>>15416321

>>15416325

>>15416332

If Yoshi's Island was unrated.


0b429e  No.15416352

>>15416308

>HEY YOU GOT YOUR PROTEIN IN MY SOY MILK!

<NO YOU GOT YOUR SOY IN MY PROTEIN SHAKE BRAH!


c09d55  No.15416355

>>15416349

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT BABY. I OTTA ABORT YOU AND GO HOME.


1e3656  No.15416358

>>15416349

>Press X to go inside egg world

Heh, I wonder what it smells like haha


0b429e  No.15416362

>>15416349

We can make Touch Fuzzy the acid trip we always wanted!


45dd09  No.15416367

>>15416349

"The yellow one ain't mine, ya dumbass bitch!"


d429ab  No.15416371


ad823a  No.15416373

>>15416349

"…and in other news tod–"

>Anon is promptly yoinked off stage

That final boss is really gonna be someone's fetish now.


02313c  No.15416374

>>15416349

Yoshi looks really really embarrassed when he poops eggs haha


289472  No.15416378

>>15416349

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRPPPP


f5f370  No.15416383

>>15416349

Baby Mario, the other white meat.


e32291  No.15416385

File: d81b83577764d6a⋯.jpg (14.08 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 2935729523.jpg)


02313c  No.15416393


0b429e  No.15416395

>>15416385

Just fill out this list of dialogue to censor and you're all set.


bfc936  No.15416397

>>15416385

>Reggie we need more soy and some consent letters for the Pride Parade!


c8ba81  No.15416405

File: 27e2c1b27395e00⋯.gif (82.55 KB, 409x254, 409:254, BING BING WAHOO.gif)

>>15416385

BING BING


d429ab  No.15416408

>>15416385

Give more money to whoever runs 8chan, there are still some elemets of that website trying to sow discord


bcde98  No.15416409

>>15416385

"I hope we got the designated shitting room ready for pajeet, don't want him shitting in the dilation room again"


ad823a  No.15416412

>>15416385

"What is this? A new IP? Fuck it, we need to advertise Mario telling kids to get circumcised and show more Nindies."


9fb7a5  No.15416413

>>15416385

Mark here, time to delete this thread for console wars.


289472  No.15416414

File: 740898c635b2bbe⋯.jpg (155.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, soytheory.jpg)

File: 9a8aca596c5504d⋯.jpg (10.47 KB, 191x264, 191:264, proud.jpg)

>>15416385

PLAYING IT PROUD


f8d60c  No.15416420

>>15416402

someone should edit the hoodie so it says "New Dork"


f1baa5  No.15416423

>>15416385

“Are we out of touch?”

“No, it’s the consumer that’s wrong.”


0b429e  No.15416424

>>15416385

The following emulators/fan games are to be shut down:


898249  No.15416425

>>15416414

That woman is so shopped she looks like an alien.


1e3656  No.15416429

>>15416385

Welcome to little Israel!


45dd09  No.15416431

>>15416385

"Uh… Is it even legal for us to ship a port of this?"


0b429e  No.15416436

>>15416385

Virtual Console games you share between your system and 3DS? Who are you asshole, sales are final!


e32291  No.15416437

File: 2e618d8101fd11a⋯.gif (722.96 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 329372198.gif)

>>15416393

>>15416395

>>15416397

>>15416402

>>15416405

>>15416408

>>15416409

>>15416412

>>15416413

>>15416414

>>15416423

>>15416424

>>15416427

>>15416429

>>15416431

Looks like 0b429e is the big winner tonight!

Tune in next week for more shenanigans.

Good night, everybody!


bcde98  No.15416444

>>15416437

Shit! time for another week of shitposting about shitty games and how fucked the world is until we get more fun.


0b429e  No.15416460

>>15416437

>Looks like 0b429e is the big winner tonight!

EVERYONE READ THE CREDITS LIKE THEY'RE FROM RESET ERA


66325d  No.15416622

File: 04b4e314f14ea97⋯.mp4 (400.51 KB, 640x480, 4:3, thank you so much.mp4)

credits

>anonymous as anonymous

>anonymous as OP

special thanks

>anonymous

and a very special thanks to you!


fd5e79  No.15417287

>>15415791

Thought the son was the one on the right at first glace.


a0b11f  No.15417301

File: 7f906bbd333fd85⋯.png (622.3 KB, 680x629, 40:37, d07.png)


a0b11f  No.15417308

File: 1518737f7e21539⋯.png (94.46 KB, 973x357, 139:51, Zeruda.png)


a0b11f  No.15417329

File: a05251d3f06ee06⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 23.36 KB, 497x662, 497:662, KKj8jB0.jpg)


302aa5  No.15417416

File: fad30c24b33b79c⋯.png (12.63 KB, 199x183, 199:183, 1456824660379.png)

>>15417329

for what purpose


55673a  No.15417746

>>15416460

>>15416622

Credits

>anonymous as anonymous

BANNED

>anonymous as OP

BANNED

Special musical guest

>Koji Kondo

BA BA BA BA BA BAA BANNED

Special "no thanks"

>Anyone that: has internalized misogyny, makes fun of minorities/POC, anti-Semitic remarks, insulting mods, derailing threads because you spoke the truth (with evidence) and proved everyone wrong, Trump/Republican supporters, people who like gameplay and fun, pro-free speech or pro-gun supporters, not being a corporate shill and anyone else that was banned.

Special thanks

>anonymous

BANNED

And a very special thanks to you! (if you weren't banned that is)

Date bans will be lifted: Never.


fe4070  No.15419278

File: 647476828c71733⋯.jpg (32.29 KB, 409x393, 409:393, 1398371364492.jpg)

OOOOOOOOHHHH

AYE DEE AYE DEE AYE DEE AYE DEE AYE DEE AYE DEE DAH


639778  No.15419438

>>15416000

Anon

If his father was anywhere as good as this, then Luke would never have turned tranny.

The fact that he turned tranny indicates that his father figure was completely absent, which lead to Luke never forming a masculine identity.

Most likely, Luke was left to be taken care of by a unending stream of college lesbian babysitters all of whom tried their best to rid him of any remaining masculinity.


26e588  No.15427854

>>15417287

Most trannies don't survive into even middle age.


5fc72c  No.15436129

File: 92e6974f6f4073b⋯.png (15.87 KB, 286x323, 286:323, Quit watching porn.png)




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