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File: 8059c3d4b99e22f⋯.jpg (324.89 KB, 1278x1231, 1278:1231, Screenshot_20180905-041518….jpg)

04b9e8  No.15408093

I know it's hard, but think of the most, dull, trepid forgettable slog you've had the displeasure of playing.

Something you would absolutely NOT recommend anyone from any audience to play it's so damn bland.

Off the top of my head I'm thinking about some pretentious flash games from newgrounds where you were in a dream and went from room to room in the dream, there was a pissing bottle minigame, and the whole thing felt devoid of creativity, and the porn was awful. It was some yume niki ripoff or something. One more is Sonic Forces, very streamlined and safe.

Hard Mode: games that aren't recent

c1ec46  No.15408107

Dragon Age Inquisition is what springs to mind.


2b7b9f  No.15408110

>>15408107

In the same vein, Kingdoms of Amalur


41d6eb  No.15408112

Any CoD or BF.


499146  No.15408113

File: 2af9f868b8148cf⋯.jpg (368.07 KB, 1001x1247, 1001:1247, 3max.jpg)

File: 8ff7e20240df905⋯.jpg (124.76 KB, 1080x600, 9:5, zelda-breath-of-the-wild-d….jpg)

>>15408093

These two spring to mind.


0d4301  No.15408115

The original doom. Fuck the 40 year old mulatto kikes that spurt out its the best thing next to Ally success in European theater.


04b9e8  No.15408119

>>15408113

Watch out, you're gonna get gerudo link loving fags yelping "muh atmosphere" in defense of botw.


ad7c42  No.15408127

>>15408112

Except CoD 1.


ad7c42  No.15408130

>>15408112

And BF 1 and their expansions.


f7274d  No.15408133

>>15408119

Look at this faggot over here.


499146  No.15408134

File: 6f05f63ede7ed83⋯.jpg (33.5 KB, 418x314, 209:157, fuck yeah.jpg)

>>15408119

Fuck em. I'm on a boat. Everything about BoTW is inferior to WW.


04b9e8  No.15408137

File: 116858258b61dcb⋯.jpg (400.67 KB, 1440x1330, 144:133, Screenshot_20180905-044241….jpg)

>>15408133

I'm looking.


f7274d  No.15408142

>>15408137

>I'm looking

in the MIRROR

you faggot


499146  No.15408144

File: 54839b5f9a45de6⋯.jpg (138.74 KB, 726x572, 33:26, 54839b5f9a45de6acadb8bfe6a….jpg)

>>15408133

>Fag defending Link dressed like a fag calling other people that don't want to see Link dress like a fag a fag.


04b9e8  No.15408145

>>15408142

You're the one saying it, not me. Now put that away before your ugly face shatters it.


ad7c42  No.15408148

File: 396459f4c712990⋯.jpg (372.61 KB, 1414x1000, 707:500, the barbarians.jpg)

>>15408119

The only zelda game with a good atmosphere is zelda 2 tbh. It really put me into an 80s fantasy adventure film in vein of The Barbarians and Legend.


04b9e8  No.15408152

>>15408148

The platforming one? That one is by far one the most experimental zeldas ever created, I wouldn't mind another one, but I really don't know how they'd make it work.


ad7c42  No.15408157

>>15408152

The gameplay might be shit (no vendors, no inventory, some enemies can reduce your experience points), but the atmosphere is great. It was a cryptic and fantastic feeling game.


216a16  No.15408161

>>15408093

>Yume Nikki

Yea, that's the first game that comes to my mind together with Fez when I think about boring and pretentious, but this applies to every walking simulator.


499146  No.15408164

File: fb045e995efb086⋯.gif (214.12 KB, 320x268, 80:67, fb045e995efb0862090b817299….gif)

File: c73a7c269c80540⋯.jpg (722.38 KB, 800x800, 1:1, get out.jpg)

>>15408148

>Thinks Zelda 2 is good.


94b919  No.15408175

I kinda got this feeling when i played the original Halo around the time it came out. Also Path of Exile.


7792a1  No.15408193

>>15408093

Trine series.


fb9e62  No.15408194

Final Fantasy V and Castlevania 64 comes to mind


d22667  No.15408238

Pokemon US / UM. Undertale, especially the part where you get the "good" ending - had to force myself to finish it. Less recent - Dungeon Siege.

>>15408115

Agree completely.


98e066  No.15408249

>>15408113

Only the PS4 version, 3ds version is very good


65cbed  No.15408253

>>15408113

>DQXI

>Generic, Boring, Basic


31a475  No.15408263

>>15408093

TES games except daggerfall


204a83  No.15408303

File: 398904aa87a12be⋯.jpg (193.77 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, shining.jpg)

Forcing my way through Shining Resonance Refrain right now. I'm trying to have fun but I can tell it's just not a very good game. There's cute waifus and the town is colorful, but there's just nothing to do. It's formulaic even for a JRPG.


f7274d  No.15408368

>>15408253

BOTW is neither of those things as well. That poster is full of shit.


96aaf7  No.15408388

>>15408144

Look at this fag.


999d5c  No.15408404

>>15408144

first day on the job huh?


4f578f  No.15408431

File: 75fff8c98f42864⋯.jpeg (25.81 KB, 600x503, 600:503, the-sheer-force-of-anger-….jpeg)

>>15408368

BoTW is shit. DQXI is confirmed shit.

Here is what DQXI offers.

>Boring gay looking protagonist you can't switch out. Only faggots that wank off to gerudo Link would like that fag.

>Confirmed midi quality sound.

>World smaller than DQ8.

>Abysmal plot.

>Shit voice acting.

>Dull combat.

>Turns out under closer inspection its actually shit looking.

So can the butthurt faggots here tell me why anyone should bother with this abortion?


28e15c  No.15408476

Dragons Dogma and Monster Hunter World. Those games are only fun for the first 10 hours then they get old real quick


e082dc  No.15408485

95% of all turned based RPGS


c9d224  No.15408491

>>15408134

Aside from the not keeping weapons you can grab from enemies and the always constant time constraints devs get from not expanding on it, WW would've been really great.


8e1942  No.15408494

manhunt 2

bland story, bland art style, bland gangs, questionable presentation and voice acting, basic hide and kill gameplay, basic shoddy gunplay

all budget went into mocap and sound department


e5781d  No.15408498

>>15408093

Whose that ugly fucking Faggo, OP? Is that you?


66a1ee  No.15408550

SMT: Strange Journey. A long, boring slog that is neither a good dungeon crawler, nor a good rpg. The battles are all easy, save for the final boss, the music is just a bunch of synthesized "ooh ahh oh ahhh ahh" except for one sector, and holy shit the time wasters in this game! Need to get 4 magic turds? Great! I'm going to interrupt you every 15 minutes and force you to backtrack for some unrelated issue! Fuck that game.


88f587  No.15408558

File: de5b61de0dae188⋯.jpg (76.88 KB, 496x500, 124:125, 1308.jpg)


ab56f4  No.15408562

File: 29fa87908937305⋯.jpg (6.53 KB, 228x221, 228:221, 1380824271774.jpg)

>>15408110

>Kingdoms of Amalur

God damn, I remember buying it years ago and until recently struggled to even finish a single playthrough, always dropping it around 2/3 through and always starting over every time I reinstalled the game. I had to force myself to complete the game and it's DLCs a few months ago and for some odd reason I still have this weird urge to go back and keep playing it even though I know it's dull, if not THE most dull game I've ever played


e8825c  No.15408602

>>15408303

I played the demo for that and dropped any thought of ever playing the whole game when I realised the protagonist was the emo "generic harem protagonist" boy and not the qt knight girl.

Why the fuck they went out of their way to make the game even more generic and shittier than "cute girls musical fantasy adventure" I'll never understand.


1d8864  No.15408607

>>15408110

>>15408562

KoA:R was fun, though setting had strange design decisions (elfs and elfiner elfs). 100%-ed it because combat was good enough. Too bad only last of base game region and DLC regions were memorable. I tried Skyrim around the same time, but it was too boring for me to play more than a few hours.


0c965b  No.15408680

>>15408134

Even the puzzles?

>babby tier even for a Zelda game

Atleast BotW has the advantage of making almost all puzzles have multiple solutions.


61e668  No.15408712

>>15408134

>Each piece of the world is separated by miles of blue nothing

>Have to play a song just to fucking turn

To this day it baffles me that they, or anyone, thought this was enjoyable.


6ac3e7  No.15408728

>>15408680

>Atleast BotW has the advantage of making almost all puzzles have multiple solutions

Thats not really hard to do when the puzzles amount to "pick shit and put it there" or physics based gimmicks.


21ac5e  No.15408736

oblivion

10 square miles of copy-pasted hills, trees and boulders

random cave or dungeon peppered throughout


1b0d15  No.15408737

File: 6fddc2681b2d983⋯.jpg (432.11 KB, 800x618, 400:309, GreatForest.jpg)

>>15408736

forgot my pic related


db6fdd  No.15408774

File: a9dcd100ecc8a18⋯.jpg (19.79 KB, 220x254, 110:127, Ar_no_Surge_cover.jpg)

MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE THAT WROUGHT THIS GAME FROM THE LIFELESS CORPSES OF THE DAMNED

I WOULD HAPPILY PLAY *ANY* EA GAME THAN EVER HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS AGAIN.

THE KINGDOM OF TSUN AND THE EMPIRE OF DERE. I WISH NOTHING BUT DEATH ON THE PLEBIAN SCARECROW WHOM THOUGHT SUCH A THING WAS A GOOD IDEA

MY RAGE IS UNTETHERED AND MY FURY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.


767c19  No.15408776

File: 96549fba11ecf20⋯.jpg (26.05 KB, 355x369, 355:369, 96549fba11ecf2077c41a7f15c….jpg)

>>15408712

>>15408680

BOTW soy babies raging. WW is just better than Boredom of the Wild. Its scientific fact that BOTW is only liked by fags and you can't argue with science.


25627f  No.15408780

File: 81149b733d72728⋯.webm (2.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, I don't know you and I do….webm)

>>15408737

>>15408736

But anon, the game feels so alive.


0c965b  No.15408786

>>15408776

>lol you’re just raging

>a-am I fitting in yet guise

I never once said that it was a good Zelda game, I only meant that it was better than WW by a large margin


767c19  No.15408801

File: 691dba51b214655⋯.png (257.6 KB, 680x380, 34:19, 691dba51b214655f98ff1ea5af….png)

>>15408786

Fagot cuckchan still trying to say BOTW is better than WW. BoTW is not better than anything. Its fucking trash.


46e0c3  No.15408817

Peace Walker, once you've finished the side missions. I never want to grind those fucking bosses again.


46e0c3  No.15408821

>>15408817

*main missions


16c010  No.15408827

Never seen a game more basic than soyrim, fallout 4 and mahvel vs capcuck infinite; soyrim feels like a bad rip off of dark messiah of might and magic, fallout is streamlined as fuck, i've seen mobage with more intricate skill systems and gameplay, and finally mvci feels like a iphone exclusive chinese rip off of umvc3.


80f779  No.15408830

File: 68ee530a163503c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 719.79 KB, 2696x4044, 2:3, ToddHoward2010sm.jpg)

Oblivion is the first thing that comes to mind.

Minecraft.


c6b03e  No.15408834

File: a98b9bb8beeb7c8⋯.png (132 KB, 220x311, 220:311, drake.png)

This game will grind your soul into a fine paste.


d56e03  No.15408865

File: 1f5bd172c2bee32⋯.jpg (215.63 KB, 640x643, 640:643, Download.jpg)

File: 2a3324a4f583e1d⋯.jpg (103.62 KB, 620x639, 620:639, Legacy of Goku 1&2.jpg)

>>15408558

That game is such a turd. Which is pretty suprising since Atari made these godtier Dragon Ball games for the GBA.


063cde  No.15408924

>>15408093

Classified: The Sentinal Crisis.

Checkmate, motherfuckers. Single most generic FPS ever made for the OG Xbox ever.


b28633  No.15408965

>>15408834

Unironically a game where you're better off watching a longplay or only cutscenes instead of playing it yourself.


c9764b  No.15409416

Wait a minute, that androgynous face…


744896  No.15409425

File: c7eb1746cb3b73f⋯.gif (957.23 KB, 500x282, 250:141, bored.gif)

>>15408093

Spec Ops comes to mind. What a fucking boring, bland and hamfisted experience that was.

The gameplay was so fucking mindless and boring, the narrative was forced, and the overall theme was done better by movies 30 years ago.


99a7eb  No.15409440

Overwatch. La Mulana. Diablo 3. Most MMOs.


0c965b  No.15409441

>>15408801

Tell me one decent puzzle in Wind Waker. Protip: You fucking can't

>>15409425

B-but you CHOSE to kill those people, anon! It's not like it forced you to progress in the game or anything!

Fucking Undertale did the "players are bastards" thing better, and that was ruined by word of mouth.


99a7eb  No.15409446

>>15409441

>tfw love windwaker

>just now realize that Twilight Princess had better/more engaging dungeons

shit man


2cf8af  No.15409495

File: f65485f4ec9ad64⋯.gif (2.3 MB, 369x417, 123:139, 1469082843123.gif)

>>15409425

>The gameplay was so fucking mindless and boring

buh-but it's INTENTIONAL!

All you had to do was stop playing the game!

GAMES ARE ART!


767c19  No.15409543

File: 64807ed274ccf3c⋯.jpg (199.23 KB, 650x638, 325:319, dog.jpg)

>>15409441

>Tries to shit on Wind Waker.

>Undertale fan.

Try to keep your homosexuality under control Anon.


e6879e  No.15409731

File: e73da1e1ac64caf⋯.png (621.26 KB, 413x587, 413:587, ClipboardImage.png)


83e8f2  No.15409842

File: 5bd0b3ddd5a8f4d⋯.jpg (52.53 KB, 640x480, 4:3, CyberGreen.jpg)

File: 81e9ab7c21cc23e⋯.png (14.7 KB, 1861x228, 1861:228, snip.PNG)

COBALT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT


1dfafd  No.15409850

>>15409842

>Using an image of me from when I was 14-15


1e4658  No.15409873

>>15409850

Redditors are not welcome here, now fuck off.


ec349c  No.15409879

File: 7a89040333e14fd⋯.jpg (187.01 KB, 1480x1280, 37:32, LOL LOL.jpg)

REMINDER NO MATTER HOW LOW YOU STOOP YOU WILL NEVER BE AS PATHETIC AS A TRANNY

>>15409850

now point at this faggot and laugh


1e4658  No.15409887

>>15409879

If we mock and laugh at him hard enough will he go back to Reddit?


5e3357  No.15409895

File: 4d282c858349b6c⋯.gif (744.31 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 4d282c858349b6c3d36da69446….gif)

>>15409850

It's people like you that ruined this board and thus this website.


1dfafd  No.15409899

>>15409879

>This guy did some dumb shit when he was a teenager, lets point and laugh!

Okay.


1e4658  No.15409905

>>15409899

>This faggot is a Redditor and Twitterfag and a literal faggot

>I WAS A TEENAGER IT WAS OKAY FOR ME TO BE RETARDED

>Please just let me stay here I totally won't shit up your thread or board :^)


b28633  No.15409906

>>15409899

Oh no, now he's rottenredditoring himself.


1e4658  No.15409909

>>15409906

He doesn't even know how to IP hop.


ec349c  No.15409922

File: 50ca314e8608c74⋯.jpg (22.11 KB, 638x349, 638:349, 4701482018.jpg)

>>15409887

depends, he might do like rottenredditor where every now and then he'll emerge from anonymity to say some dumb shit and fish for attention

like anon >>15409906 said

>>15409899

>still going at it


1e4658  No.15409931

>>15409922

>Rottenredditor is still on our board

I thought we shamed this faggot hard enough to make him piss off, but he's still here?


5e3357  No.15409934

>>15409931

Much like mass immigration, redditors oft think themselves belonging in a place where, to a man of sane mind, they - quite obviously - do not.


ec349c  No.15409937

>>15409931

apparently he posts on the /agdg/ threads and he's developing his own rust clone or some shit


2262eb  No.15409938


c881ed  No.15409944

File: b8b85464585911c⋯.png (357.8 KB, 800x949, 800:949, laughing_aliens.png)

>>15409899

Keep going. For the love of god, keep going.

https://archive.fo/WvJes


2262eb  No.15409965

File: 22a439a08dd14c9⋯.mp4 (803.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, (You).mp4)


9395e7  No.15409976

File: 5f3ae37ac3ed331⋯.jpg (27.61 KB, 480x792, 20:33, 5f3ae37ac3ed331f8598ec8d8f….jpg)


1e4658  No.15409984

>>15409976

You think /cow/ would want to get in on this?


9395e7  No.15410001

>>15409984

anythings better than bloodsports


767c19  No.15410014

File: 3f0420b56d5b253⋯.png (570.71 KB, 748x923, 748:923, calm the fuck down faggot.png)


c8ff63  No.15410104

>>15408093

Dragon Quest VIII


767c19  No.15410108

File: d5eceec407d2d0b⋯.jpg (17.39 KB, 253x255, 253:255, 1a29abbadbc9f719d5628c8a72….jpg)

>>15410104

Your just butthurt we hate XI.


d07d06  No.15410150

The entire Killzone series.


9395e7  No.15410151

>>15410108

*you're

:^)


767c19  No.15410155

>>15410151

>:^)

My English might not be great but a smiley face…seriously? Your just a raging faggot.


1e4658  No.15410167

>>15410155

>He doesn’t know about the shitposting face

Newfags have to lurk at least 2 years before posting.


ecd8f0  No.15410198

>>15409842

>cybergreen

was there a thread about him yesterday that got deleted, or was that another guy?


e6879e  No.15410203

File: a5438376fb75dc3⋯.png (109.98 KB, 320x587, 320:587, ClipboardImage.png)


0c44cc  No.15410219

>>15408093

Holy FUCK do I have a game for you, OP.

Leisure Suit Larry 2

This is seriously one of the most boring, tedious, "laugh at the player as the running joke" slog-fests I've ever had the displeasure of getting through to never touch again. Holy fuck, the jungle sequence alone…the barber shops…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FOR SINGLE PIXEL NIPPLES FFS!


1e4658  No.15410220

>>15410198

Its Cyclegreen, and it was the same guy.


b41c6d  No.15410222

>>15408093

Ricochet 2


0c965b  No.15410227

>>15410167

The shitposting face is a stupid meme that even fucking reddit uses.


9395e7  No.15410236

>>15410155

dubs says you're right.


1e4658  No.15410248

>>15410227

That doesn't change the fact that anyone who doesn't recognize it is a newfag.


31a475  No.15410263

>>15410227

It's very ironic that newfags forgot that :^) face comes from cuckchan, but they are all too happy to bash on cuckchan memes from last month. Really activates my almonds.


767c19  No.15410269

>>15410248

>Newfag

>For not knowing a meme from Reddit.

I was going to say something meme but your just too stupid. It would be animal cruelty.


7641c9  No.15410272

File: cac88db0c5e2915⋯.gif (1.71 MB, 500x500, 1:1, 1428295327275.gif)


9395e7  No.15410273

>>15410269

*you're

:^)


9ebfd8  No.15410275

>>15410227

too bad sweetie ;^)


1e4658  No.15410276

>>15410269

>Its a meme from reddit because I say it is :^)


d1796e  No.15410332

File: 32b0b5e28624a3d⋯.jpg (44.91 KB, 256x340, 64:85, shit game.jpg)

>>15408093

Does this count as a recent game?


babc09  No.15410333

File: 3e929f86d769e80⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 52.98 KB, 700x700, 1:1, a4263692557_16[1].jpg)

>>15408093

>not appreciating 1HG

Enjoy your horrible taste, anon.

I bet you couldn't even finish the hand puzzle minigame.


04b9e8  No.15410359

File: e04d0f161094476⋯.jpg (470.37 KB, 1276x1619, 1276:1619, Screenshot_20180830-235755….jpg)

>>15410333

No, I did, but there was nothing to show for it.

The whole game just feels pretentious but without anything to inspire ire against it, it's the very definition of half baked.


c9f77f  No.15410466

>>15408736

it may be boring if you play it like any other RPG, but it's 110% above-maximum comfy

what makes it fun is the ridiculous things you can do with the console and the comically bad faces/animations/voice acting

not to mention the porn mods which I've developed a fetish for for some reason


0c965b  No.15410511

>>15409543

>he thinks that was a compliment of Undertale

Improve your reading comprehension. Certain games can be shittier than others.

>still nobody has disproven that Wind Wakers puzzles were shit


b56376  No.15410722

>>15408093

The Witness comes to mind, but it was too rage inducing to be forgettable. I pirated it, quit after a couple of hours, and watched the endings on Youtube. Very glad I did since the only thing that kept me going was figuring out what any of this was. Only to find out it's fucking nothing.


ff0833  No.15410869

all the gba fire emblems. I just forced myself to play them because of smash bros. I'm kind of autistic


67b5c4  No.15410934

I quit consoles on the Xbox, after I was given Jade Empire, the game tries to do this system of good and evil allegiances, but there was no bonus or way to end up neutral, either you did a super boy scout or a saturday morning cartoon faggots, on the same console, I think I tried to like Knights of the Temple, and it was the.definition of generic for me, I can't recall anything not even one character from the game, my last moment of joy were going full Telvanni archmage in Morrowind, and DoA Xtreme Volleyball, afterwards I left consoles.


0d07e5  No.15410945

>>15410332

I was going to mention this one even though I didn't bother to play it. I just watched my roommate play it. It really was a pure turd of a game.


87182a  No.15410958

>>15410333

I just played those fucking games and they are FUCKING AWFUL, WHO THE FUCK DECIDES FOUR BUTTONS TO MOVE NORTHEAST NORTHWEST SOUTHEAST AND SOUTHWEST IN A FUCING CLUSTER WITH PAINFULLY SLOW MOVEMENT AND DIALOGUE FUCK YOU NOT EVEN WORTH IT YOU PEICE OF SHIT


e5ecae  No.15411057

Zillion 2


9c05ad  No.15411153

File: 08cbcc7232f5c6d⋯.jpg (43.46 KB, 353x500, 353:500, 51SBWSYDAEL.jpg)

This piece of shit. When you strip away its marketing horseshit about being an "FPS for gun fanatics" (which was a total lie), Black is like the most unremarkable AAA shooter of the 6th gen.

>>15408865

>He thinks Atari actually made those DBZ and YYH games

>Legacy of Goku 1

>not irredeemable boring shit.

You're one dumb nigger.


d2d083  No.15411184


9c05ad  No.15411196

>>15410227

>>15410155

>surprised reddit steals stale cuckchan may mays

In other words, you're a newfag :^)


8ae1fa  No.15411200

File: 80465a29dc6161a⋯.png (202.46 KB, 256x358, 128:179, pic is small but fuck you ….png)

>>15410263

That kind of adds to the meaning of it though


4dc58a  No.15411213

File: 1627c411e7dc10d⋯.jpg (41.12 KB, 676x380, 169:95, Doom-2-Free-Download-2.jpg)

>>15408115

Kill yourself, you fucking contrarian hipster faggot


486872  No.15411227

File: 0ea49d93980b8ef⋯.png (5.34 KB, 330x310, 33:31, 1403332313633.png)

>>15410333

>h-games designed for one-handed play

What the hell? Are they actually using logic?


810de2  No.15411231

File: e758116147a33fb⋯.jpg (37.69 KB, 567x523, 567:523, ;DDD ;DD.jpg)

>>15411213

>falling for such obvious bait


04b9e8  No.15411253

>>15411227

Not fappable, so no.


d22417  No.15411378

disgaea is one of those games I found.


1853d3  No.15411427

File: 4f1114be220a142⋯.jpg (110 KB, 800x600, 4:3, title.jpg)

>>15411227

They got the basic logic right, but the porn component and the game component are both absolute shite.

If you want actually good h-games for one-handed play, pic related and the latest game from the same dev are the best I've found.


cd48e2  No.15411450

File: ca018611c033b4a⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1840x1609, 1840:1609, vcore.jpg)

If any of these basic bitch "enlightened" games are in your top 10 you have garbage taste and are desperate to fit in instead of having real taste.


1e4658  No.15411453

>>15411450

So this is the work of a master baiter.


cd48e2  No.15411456

>>15411453

I'm being 100% serious, all that shit is entry level as fuck. its like having lgh/evangelion/cowboy bebop/trigun as your favorite anime. Absolutely pathetic.


1e4658  No.15411458

>>15411456

This bait is indeed high quality, but it's not gonna work on me.


ef5564  No.15411483

>>15410227

>The shitposting face

It's kikeface.


b826a6  No.15411627

Spectrobes: Origins.

Took the few interesting elements of the first two games and either watered them down or removed them entirely.


29dfaf  No.15411668

File: b0d8a201ee89dce⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 388.05 KB, 610x368, 305:184, 3da166204779f4f9291115386e….png)

>15411450


8b698f  No.15411680

>>15411458

I think he just skimmed a popular youtuber for ideas or used an out of date selection, cause only about half of that makes sense to me.


5d5990  No.15411687

>>15409899

>making it worse


4a724f  No.15411899

>>15408115

kys.

What does race have to do it?

You're a fag.


e94eb8  No.15412207

>>15411450

Might want to update this after the disaster that was ZE3


653122  No.15412296

>>15408093

Any game that came out since 2009.


4d51ce  No.15412567

File: b585659fb6d3ad3⋯.jpg (205.4 KB, 640x884, 160:221, azadms0f.jpg)


e4d08b  No.15412800

mass effects 2


e4d08b  No.15412804

>>15408253

>>15408368

BotW is though

>Boring gameplay, world, overused design

>Generic cel shading and not even the good kind ala JSR

>It's a shallow ocean so yeah it's basic as fuck


e4d08b  No.15412808

>>15411450

>Zero Escape

>Souls

>Fallout

>Planetscape

>Red Dead

>GTA

>Xenoblade Chronicles X

>half life

>Witcher

>LoZ

>Baldurs Gate

what a gay


e4d08b  No.15412810

>>15411456

What's wrong with Legends of the Galactic Heroes

Eva and Beboop is shit but LotGH is bretty gud


2ce78d  No.15412813

>>15408093

Morrowind and Ultima. Very basic systems and they lack any personality.


2214c6  No.15412817

File: 4e5ca3fcd490df9⋯.jpg (28.21 KB, 800x450, 16:9, df_d.jpg)

spess mahreen


97e311  No.15412820

>>15408115

>born in 2005


97e311  No.15412822

>>15411899

what does abhorrent pervert sodomy have to do with it?

you're a woman


2214c6  No.15412824

>>15412817

fuck I'm retarded

Anyway, this felt like someone phoned in a shitty Gears of War clone

>your character sticks to cover like its made out of fucking magnets

>godawful fixed FOV

>godawful camera

>the fucking Bolter feels like a peashooter

>in fact, all of the guns with a couple of noteable exceptions feel like they have no kick

>ham-fisted melee combat

>plot twist you can see coming from a mile away


e94eb8  No.15412829

>>15408774

Play AT2 with the fan translation, AT1 is a disaster on par with nosurge.


e4d08b  No.15412833

>>15412817

It's a bit of a shame as there actually there is so much that could be done with a W40k CURAZEEEY game but instead it's a GOW clone

It's not shit but yeah not the game it could of been if GW didn't have a Ultrasmurf boner

Seriously the amount of characters you could pick, Kharn the Betrayer, Gabriel Seth, Lukas the Trickster, Lucius, Dante, Tybos, Lilith Hexrath, Jain Zar, Evescor Assasain, Angron in the heresy, a black templar, a crusader, an inquisitor and most of all

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sly Marbo


b98eba  No.15412836

File: 0946af85431ab8c⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 55150_20180902050144_1.png)

>>15412824

>your character sticks to cover like its made out of fucking magnets

There are no cover mechanics, the only way to use "cover" is to stand behind something. The game promotes you going out and stunning various enemies in order to do those execution moves because that is your main source of healing.


bb57a6  No.15412838

File: 04ff060f66ea27a⋯.jpg (102.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2f70721feb36cbd2ab005b64fb….jpg)

TFW you were going to say DQXI and everyone else beat you to it.


d1796e  No.15413530

>>15410945

I didn't even beat the game and this is coming from a guy who would usually suffer through a game with bland or bad gameplay if its story is interesting enough.

But this game was just so boring, repetitive and uninteresting that I gave up a quarter of the way through, I could see that this game wasn't going to improve at any point later.

In case you're wondering, I didn't buy this game or owned the PS4 I played it on.


04b9e8  No.15413542

>>15411450

Paper Mario is fucking harmless. Take that shit off.


2c7a7a  No.15413658

Jesus, what is going on in this thread? OP is a fag, a really bland and generic game is perfectly forgettable. A bad game that is bland and generic is different. When I think of dull and generic I think Sims or Cities Skylines, or those old Virtual Villagers games. They're bland, dull, and generic. Sonic 06 and Shadow the Hedgehog are very bad games that are the closest to bland, dull, and generic you can get while still being bad and memorable. I don't really get your point op. If you wsnted to talk about bad games, just talk about bad games.


2c7a7a  No.15413663

>>15413530

>look at me I'm so cool like me guys

You played a popular game on a mainstream console. If you don't pirate old C64 games and run it on an emulator you set up yourself, you are a fag. even if you did, you're a dirty C64 peasant


a918aa  No.15413688

all of piranha bytes games after gothic 2


3a751a  No.15413711

File: 4b40c54f7981420⋯.png (688.5 KB, 890x656, 445:328, Listen here....png)

>>15408115

We get it, you're from /pol/.


d1796e  No.15413719

>>15413663

>look at me I'm so cool like me guys

Describes your post perfectly.


2c7a7a  No.15413741


0d07e5  No.15413751

>>15413663

> If you don't pirate old C64 games and run it on an emulator you set up yourself, you are a fag.

No. Actually, if you enjoy sucking dick, you're a fag. That's why you're the fag.


2c7a7a  No.15413762

>>15413751

I don't understand. Maybe if you stopped sucking dicks long enough to read and write, you'd see the irony.


0d07e5  No.15413773

>>15413762

You read with your eyes, write with your hands and suck dick with your mouth. So why not do all three at once?


2c7a7a  No.15413783

>>15413773

From what you're showing me, you can't into multi tasking. Do one at a time, fag.


0d07e5  No.15413798

>>15413783

I'm also eating chinese food while shiposting. Git gud, scrub.


2c7a7a  No.15413806

>>15413798

Tell Wang that he needs to finish up, I'm still waiting on my laundry.


0d07e5  No.15413821

File: add0632828c6145⋯.png (72.08 KB, 230x228, 115:114, douche face.png)

>>15413806

Tell him yourself when you're done sucking dicks, you gay fucking faggot.


83e8f2  No.15413863

>>15411450

>implying anyone likes Xenoblade X


0b8d5f  No.15413868

File: 4a2a1c771a6df98⋯.png (193.16 KB, 427x409, 427:409, 4a2a1c771a6df98a230d291521….png)

>>15411450

>Talking shit about Paper Mario.


79af8e  No.15414794

File: 3058add7cdc5195⋯.jpg (179.19 KB, 800x1129, 800:1129, 176122-daemon-vector-windo….jpg)

This HAS to be the worst fucking piece of shit that i ever had the misfortune of laying my hands on ever


fcfa35  No.15414835

>>15408093

Anything on PS1, PS2, or SNES.

Those were just shovelware stations.


017aa0  No.15414845

File: d3bbfcfb61e9b39⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 500x432, 125:108, d3bbfcfb61e9b398211a78c3b3….jpg)

>>15413863

I like it you fucking nigger.


509426  No.15415043

>>15408774

News, you're an idiot. Go to hell.


509426  No.15415052

>>15412829

If they didn't like Ar nosurge, what makes you think they'll like any of the other games in its universe?

Besides, as if playing the series in order wasn't important.


b23ec5  No.15419027

shadow ops black mercury

cod ripoff, but in a good way


cdbd21  No.15420337

>>15412567

No triggered mexicans?


e86e44  No.15420355

>>15415043

SHE DOESN'T EXIST. STOP BEING A FAGGOT.


576f3c  No.15420798

File: ea608c995b7975e⋯.jpg (44.91 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, Dd3kLWKU8AAhfFt.jpg)

>>15408093

You can't get anymore mind numbing than pic related.

>>15413863

I played and enjoyed Xenogears, XC1, XCX but for some reason I cant stand XC2. Its maybe because of the generic shounen shit vibe and the fact that they all look like as if they have down syndrome, similar to Xenosaga which I would also never touch.


509426  No.15422649

>>15420355

The only faggot here is you.


4cc4bc  No.15423555

File: 6b39da2f8bc5b91⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 640x361, 640:361, Wew.webm)

>15411450

>Deus Ex

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>Pretty much all Metroid games barring Other M

>Doom

>Shin Megami Tensei (minus Personas 3-5)

>Silent Hill

>God Hand

>Paper Mario

>Bad in anysense

This post is so bad I doubt it's even fucking bait. How's it like having such shit taste


09c3b9  No.15423565

Storyline wass good but the actual game play of Nier was fucking gray tedium


277a4d  No.15424056

>>15408238

>Dungeon Siege

Jesus christ this game was a slog, how I tolerated it when I was a kid (<10) I'll never know. Sad excuse for a story, gameplay has has little to no variety whatsoever, only notable features are pretty nice music (same guy who composed the music for Skyrim) and the fact the game has hardly any loading screens.


776953  No.15424064

Wurm


cdbd21  No.15433867

>>15408774

Was it that fucking bad?


80224e  No.15434075

File: bc269a67fd7e2d3⋯.jpg (39.57 KB, 256x330, 128:165, Alan_Wake_Game_Cover.jpg)

I wonder if they were embarassed when they realized their entire game was based around this one gimmick and not a very interesting one at that.


656d37  No.15434147

File: 679cffea655a40a⋯.jpg (34.34 KB, 403x491, 403:491, 1521939070955.jpg)

>Sonic Heroes

I don't know why people are so fond of this game. Linear as fuck, the only threat is endless bottomless pits (discouraging any fun), and it generally just feels bland across the board. The music is okay I guess, but even that is subpar for a Sonic game.

>ARK

Everything feels like it's made of Styrofoam. Absolutely no fucking weight behind anything you do, in a multitude of ways. It feels like a shitty grind for a goddamn survival game, in the most un-fun way possible. HURR DURR DIS T REX IS BETR CUZ IT R HIGHR LVL!1 fucking stupid.

>Tales of Phantasia

I get that it was the first of its kind, but it's so slow and has the worst tropes of every JRPG (really fucking linear, generic A to A, B to B equipment, etc) packed into one. It just doesn't have anything truly redeeming to warrant a full playthrough.

Usually, I find fun in almost any game, even if they're rather shitty (Sonic Adventure), or can at least appreciate their quality and focus, even if I don't personally like them (Dwarf Fortress). But the above particular games are just fucking boring.


9b6377  No.15434161

File: ad06938c15b24c7⋯.jpg (181.06 KB, 640x895, 128:179, Harvest Moon - A Wonderful….jpg)

The game that effectively ruined the Harvest Moon series, but really you could pick at random just about any one after it as well.


509426  No.15436123

>>15433867

No, it's just an idiot yelling into the air.


95c01e  No.15436232

>>15408144

>being a fag pretending not to be a fag

>s-seeing boys dressed as girls as a joke makes my peepee feel funny remove nintendo


637639  No.15436375

>>15434075

Had fun when i played it, but yeah, nothing extraordinary


5805dc  No.15436450

Nobody mentioned final fantasy 13/15? Really? Ok.


508571  No.15442601

anything console

anything past 2001

anything today

skyrim & failout 3

i still vividly remember paradroids, a gem for c64. sigh. gen x is getting old. guess the shit of today aint for me, i like sod yose though. project highrise and planetbase are fun, too.

not much else to be exited about. a little new vegas modding now and then, and pinball. waaay more pinball. vpx is goooood. screw your shit gayms


a19e13  No.15445152

>>15411450

>System Shock 2

A game that is legit fucking trash and is only praised by kids who never played it and instead parrot it being good as a way to impress old boomer Looking Glass fanboys who wanted to bullshit themselves that Shock 2 was a worthy sequel to 1.


244db7  No.15445249

File: 0411bbb301ae7f0⋯.jpg (338.82 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, 91b5c2_6231932.jpg)

>>15412824

>your character sticks to cover like its made out of fucking magnets

I think you're mixing up SM with another game, because it doesn't have any cover mechanics at all. Some of its marketing even made fun of cover shooters, pic related.

Plus it only plays even vaguely like Gears if you play it in the most boring, inefficient way possible. You're supposed to get up close to enemies and quickly alternate between shooting & melee in every fight, not exclusively stick to shooting. The health system was designed the way it was specifically to encourage that.


5d324c  No.15445710

ZX Advent. One of the most boring completely disatisfying in every single sense games I've ever made the mistake of playing. No wonder Megaman died for the longest time.


5d324c  No.15445731

>>15411450

>am i kewl yet?

Kill yourself.

>>15434147

Heroes is total fucking shit.


089a8c  No.15456558

I want to cum deep inside Sabians plump native self hating boypussy


0051c5  No.15456588

Darksouls comes to mind.

The whole game is rather tedious and not very intresting, the once and a blue moon intresting boss is normally defeated by the most easiest of tactics.

It also lacks good detail, it's a bearly functioning port of a 360 title.

Theres also some sort of meme about it being difficult but it's one of the easiest games i've played, it's combat is just slow and that's not really difficult.


c46749  No.15456610

the uncharted series

reminds me of a disney movie. safe, predictable, unfunny "jokes" littered throughout, PG-13 violence, written by 60 year old kikes pandering to goyim instead of passionate artists.


c46749  No.15456626

>>15456610

actually all naughty dog games remind me of disney movies. but uncharted especially.

games should be written by 20-30 year old artists with a vision and not by a board of 60 year old kikes that are out of touch and overly concerned with marketing.


eec731  No.15456669

>>15410263

Cuckchan became reddit 2.0 when the elections happened :^)


656330  No.15458231

>>15408303

>the girl on the right

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


eb7c4d  No.15458936

>>15413711

>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LE /pol/ BOOGEYMANG BECAUSE I SAID SO XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD

Kill yourself, Kike.


a80b59  No.15459134

>>15408093

dark souls

even gothic had less clunkier fighting, and enemies didn't spin mid animation


b5bfc3  No.15459189

Galo


d6360e  No.15459597

>>15413711

t. kike

>>15456669

8/pol/ is basically cuckchan at this point. 8/b/ and 8/v/ aren't far behind, either. /b/ especially, since dysnigger refuses to ban namefags who shit up and ruin every single thread with their attention-whoring garbage.




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