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I know it's hard, but think of the most, dull, trepid forgettable slog you've had the displeasure of playing.
Something you would absolutely NOT recommend anyone from any audience to play it's so damn bland.
Off the top of my head I'm thinking about some pretentious flash games from newgrounds where you were in a dream and went from room to room in the dream, there was a pissing bottle minigame, and the whole thing felt devoid of creativity, and the porn was awful. It was some yume niki ripoff or something. One more is Sonic Forces, very streamlined and safe.
Hard Mode: games that aren't recent
▶ c1ec46 (1) No.15408107>>15408110
Dragon Age Inquisition is what springs to mind.
▶ 2b7b9f (1) No.15408110>>15408562 >>15408607
>>15408107
In the same vein, Kingdoms of Amalur
▶ 41d6eb (1) No.15408112>>15408127 >>15408130
▶ 499146 (4) No.15408113>>15408119 >>15408249 >>15408253
>>15408093 (OP)
These two spring to mind.
▶ 0d4301 (1) No.15408115>>15408238 >>15411213 >>15411899 >>15412820 >>15413711
The original doom. Fuck the 40 year old mulatto kikes that spurt out its the best thing next to Ally success in European theater.
▶ 04b9e8 (8) No.15408119>>15408133 >>15408134 >>15408148
>>15408113
Watch out, you're gonna get gerudo link loving fags yelping "muh atmosphere" in defense of botw.
▶ ad7c42 (4) No.15408127
▶ ad7c42 (4) No.15408130
>>15408112
And BF 1 and their expansions.
▶ f7274d (3) No.15408133>>15408137 >>15408144
>>15408119
Look at this faggot over here.
▶ 499146 (4) No.15408134>>15408491 >>15408680 >>15408712
>>15408119
Fuck em. I'm on a boat. Everything about BoTW is inferior to WW.
▶ f7274d (3) No.15408142>>15408145
>>15408137
>I'm looking
in the MIRROR
you faggot
▶ 499146 (4) No.15408144>>15408388 >>15408404 >>15436232
>>15408133
>Fag defending Link dressed like a fag calling other people that don't want to see Link dress like a fag a fag.
▶ 04b9e8 (8) No.15408145
>>15408142
You're the one saying it, not me. Now put that away before your ugly face shatters it.
▶ ad7c42 (4) No.15408148>>15408152 >>15408164
>>15408119
The only zelda game with a good atmosphere is zelda 2 tbh. It really put me into an 80s fantasy adventure film in vein of The Barbarians and Legend.
▶ 04b9e8 (8) No.15408152>>15408157
>>15408148
The platforming one? That one is by far one the most experimental zeldas ever created, I wouldn't mind another one, but I really don't know how they'd make it work.
▶ ad7c42 (4) No.15408157
>>15408152
The gameplay might be shit (no vendors, no inventory, some enemies can reduce your experience points), but the atmosphere is great. It was a cryptic and fantastic feeling game.
▶ 216a16 (1) No.15408161
>>15408093 (OP)
>Yume Nikki
Yea, that's the first game that comes to my mind together with Fez when I think about boring and pretentious, but this applies to every walking simulator.
▶ 499146 (4) No.15408164
>>15408148
>Thinks Zelda 2 is good.
▶ 94b919 (1) No.15408175
I kinda got this feeling when i played the original Halo around the time it came out. Also Path of Exile.
▶ 7792a1 (1) No.15408193
>>15408093 (OP)
Trine series.
▶ fb9e62 (1) No.15408194
Final Fantasy V and Castlevania 64 comes to mind
▶ d22667 (1) No.15408238>>15424056
Pokemon US / UM. Undertale, especially the part where you get the "good" ending - had to force myself to finish it. Less recent - Dungeon Siege.
>>15408115
Agree completely.
▶ 98e066 (1) No.15408249
>>15408113
Only the PS4 version, 3ds version is very good
▶ 65cbed (1) No.15408253>>15408368 >>15412804
>>15408113
>DQXI
>Generic, Boring, Basic
▶ 31a475 (2) No.15408263
>>15408093 (OP)
TES games except daggerfall
▶ 204a83 (1) No.15408303>>15408602 >>15458231
Forcing my way through Shining Resonance Refrain right now. I'm trying to have fun but I can tell it's just not a very good game. There's cute waifus and the town is colorful, but there's just nothing to do. It's formulaic even for a JRPG.
▶ f7274d (3) No.15408368>>15408431 >>15412804
>>15408253
BOTW is neither of those things as well. That poster is full of shit.
▶ 96aaf7 (1) No.15408388
>>15408144
Look at this fag.
▶ 999d5c (1) No.15408404
>>15408144
first day on the job huh?
▶ 4f578f (1) No.15408431
>>15408368
BoTW is shit. DQXI is confirmed shit.
Here is what DQXI offers.
>Boring gay looking protagonist you can't switch out. Only faggots that wank off to gerudo Link would like that fag.
>Confirmed midi quality sound.
>World smaller than DQ8.
>Abysmal plot.
>Shit voice acting.
>Dull combat.
>Turns out under closer inspection its actually shit looking.
So can the butthurt faggots here tell me why anyone should bother with this abortion?
▶ 28e15c (1) No.15408476
Dragons Dogma and Monster Hunter World. Those games are only fun for the first 10 hours then they get old real quick
▶ e082dc (1) No.15408485
95% of all turned based RPGS
▶ c9d224 (1) No.15408491
>>15408134
Aside from the not keeping weapons you can grab from enemies and the always constant time constraints devs get from not expanding on it, WW would've been really great.
▶ 8e1942 (1) No.15408494
manhunt 2
bland story, bland art style, bland gangs, questionable presentation and voice acting, basic hide and kill gameplay, basic shoddy gunplay
all budget went into mocap and sound department
▶ e5781d (1) No.15408498
>>15408093 (OP)
Whose that ugly fucking Faggo, OP? Is that you?
▶ 66a1ee (1) No.15408550
SMT: Strange Journey. A long, boring slog that is neither a good dungeon crawler, nor a good rpg. The battles are all easy, save for the final boss, the music is just a bunch of synthesized "ooh ahh oh ahhh ahh" except for one sector, and holy shit the time wasters in this game! Need to get 4 magic turds? Great! I'm going to interrupt you every 15 minutes and force you to backtrack for some unrelated issue! Fuck that game.
▶ ab56f4 (1) No.15408562>>15408607
>>15408110
>Kingdoms of Amalur
God damn, I remember buying it years ago and until recently struggled to even finish a single playthrough, always dropping it around 2/3 through and always starting over every time I reinstalled the game. I had to force myself to complete the game and it's DLCs a few months ago and for some odd reason I still have this weird urge to go back and keep playing it even though I know it's dull, if not THE most dull game I've ever played
▶ e8825c (1) No.15408602
>>15408303
I played the demo for that and dropped any thought of ever playing the whole game when I realised the protagonist was the emo "generic harem protagonist" boy and not the qt knight girl.
Why the fuck they went out of their way to make the game even more generic and shittier than "cute girls musical fantasy adventure" I'll never understand.
▶ 1d8864 (1) No.15408607
>>15408110
>>15408562
KoA:R was fun, though setting had strange design decisions (elfs and elfiner elfs). 100%-ed it because combat was good enough. Too bad only last of base game region and DLC regions were memorable. I tried Skyrim around the same time, but it was too boring for me to play more than a few hours.
▶ 0c965b (5) No.15408680>>15408728 >>15408776
>>15408134
Even the puzzles?
>babby tier even for a Zelda game
Atleast BotW has the advantage of making almost all puzzles have multiple solutions.
▶ 61e668 (1) No.15408712>>15408776
>>15408134
>Each piece of the world is separated by miles of blue nothing
>Have to play a song just to fucking turn
To this day it baffles me that they, or anyone, thought this was enjoyable.
▶ 6ac3e7 (1) No.15408728
>>15408680
>Atleast BotW has the advantage of making almost all puzzles have multiple solutions
Thats not really hard to do when the puzzles amount to "pick shit and put it there" or physics based gimmicks.
▶ 21ac5e (1) No.15408736>>15408737 >>15408780 >>15410466
oblivion
10 square miles of copy-pasted hills, trees and boulders
random cave or dungeon peppered throughout
▶ 1b0d15 (1) No.15408737>>15408780
>>15408736
forgot my pic related
▶ db6fdd (1) No.15408774>>15412829 >>15415043 >>15433867
MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE THAT WROUGHT THIS GAME FROM THE LIFELESS CORPSES OF THE DAMNED
I WOULD HAPPILY PLAY *ANY* EA GAME THAN EVER HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS AGAIN.
THE KINGDOM OF TSUN AND THE EMPIRE OF DERE. I WISH NOTHING BUT DEATH ON THE PLEBIAN SCARECROW WHOM THOUGHT SUCH A THING WAS A GOOD IDEA
MY RAGE IS UNTETHERED AND MY FURY KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
▶ 767c19 (7) No.15408776>>15408786
>>15408712
>>15408680
BOTW soy babies raging. WW is just better than Boredom of the Wild. Its scientific fact that BOTW is only liked by fags and you can't argue with science.
▶ 25627f (1) No.15408780
>>15408737
>>15408736
But anon, the game feels so alive.
▶ 0c965b (5) No.15408786>>15408801
>>15408776
>lol you’re just raging
>a-am I fitting in yet guise
I never once said that it was a good Zelda game, I only meant that it was better than WW by a large margin
▶ 767c19 (7) No.15408801>>15409441
>>15408786
Fagot cuckchan still trying to say BOTW is better than WW. BoTW is not better than anything. Its fucking trash.
▶ 46e0c3 (2) No.15408817>>15408821
Peace Walker, once you've finished the side missions. I never want to grind those fucking bosses again.
▶ 46e0c3 (2) No.15408821
▶ 16c010 (1) No.15408827
Never seen a game more basic than soyrim, fallout 4 and mahvel vs capcuck infinite; soyrim feels like a bad rip off of dark messiah of might and magic, fallout is streamlined as fuck, i've seen mobage with more intricate skill systems and gameplay, and finally mvci feels like a iphone exclusive chinese rip off of umvc3.
▶ 80f779 (1) No.15408830
Oblivion is the first thing that comes to mind.
Minecraft.
▶ c6b03e (1) No.15408834>>15408965
This game will grind your soul into a fine paste.
▶ d56e03 (1) No.15408865>>15411153
>>15408558
That game is such a turd. Which is pretty suprising since Atari made these godtier Dragon Ball games for the GBA.
▶ 063cde (1) No.15408924
>>15408093 (OP)
Classified: The Sentinal Crisis.
Checkmate, motherfuckers. Single most generic FPS ever made for the OG Xbox ever.
▶ b28633 (2) No.15408965
>>15408834
Unironically a game where you're better off watching a longplay or only cutscenes instead of playing it yourself.
▶ c9764b (1) No.15409416
Wait a minute, that androgynous face…
▶ 744896 (1) No.15409425>>15409441 >>15409495
>>15408093 (OP)
Spec Ops comes to mind. What a fucking boring, bland and hamfisted experience that was.
The gameplay was so fucking mindless and boring, the narrative was forced, and the overall theme was done better by movies 30 years ago.
▶ 99a7eb (2) No.15409440
Overwatch. La Mulana. Diablo 3. Most MMOs.
▶ 0c965b (5) No.15409441>>15409446 >>15409543
>>15408801
Tell me one decent puzzle in Wind Waker. Protip: You fucking can't
>>15409425
B-but you CHOSE to kill those people, anon! It's not like it forced you to progress in the game or anything!
Fucking Undertale did the "players are bastards" thing better, and that was ruined by word of mouth.
▶ 99a7eb (2) No.15409446
>>15409441
>tfw love windwaker
>just now realize that Twilight Princess had better/more engaging dungeons
shit man
▶ 2cf8af (1) No.15409495
>>15409425
>The gameplay was so fucking mindless and boring
buh-but it's INTENTIONAL!
All you had to do was stop playing the game!
GAMES ARE ART!
▶ 767c19 (7) No.15409543>>15410511
>>15409441
>Tries to shit on Wind Waker.
>Undertale fan.
Try to keep your homosexuality under control Anon.
▶ 83e8f2 (2) No.15409842>>15409850 >>15409976 >>15410198
COBALT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
▶ 1dfafd (2) No.15409850>>15409873 >>15409879 >>15409895 >>15409938 >>15409976 >>15410014
>>15409842
>Using an image of me from when I was 14-15
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15409873>>15409976
>>15409850
Redditors are not welcome here, now fuck off.
▶ ec349c (3) No.15409879>>15409887 >>15409899 >>15409976
REMINDER NO MATTER HOW LOW YOU STOOP YOU WILL NEVER BE AS PATHETIC AS A TRANNY
>>15409850
now point at this faggot and laugh
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15409887>>15409922 >>15409976
>>15409879
If we mock and laugh at him hard enough will he go back to Reddit?
▶ 5e3357 (2) No.15409895>>15409976
>>15409850
It's people like you that ruined this board and thus this website.
▶ 1dfafd (2) No.15409899>>15409905 >>15409906 >>15409922 >>15409944 >>15409965 >>15409976 >>15410014 >>15411687
>>15409879
>This guy did some dumb shit when he was a teenager, lets point and laugh!
Okay.
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15409905>>15409976
>>15409899
>This faggot is a Redditor and Twitterfag and a literal faggot
>I WAS A TEENAGER IT WAS OKAY FOR ME TO BE RETARDED
>Please just let me stay here I totally won't shit up your thread or board :^)
▶ b28633 (2) No.15409906>>15409909 >>15409922 >>15409976
>>15409899
Oh no, now he's rottenredditoring himself.
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15409909>>15409976
>>15409906
He doesn't even know how to IP hop.
▶ ec349c (3) No.15409922>>15409931 >>15409976
>>15409887
depends, he might do like rottenredditor where every now and then he'll emerge from anonymity to say some dumb shit and fish for attention
like anon >>15409906 said
>>15409899
>still going at it
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15409931>>15409934 >>15409937 >>15409976
>>15409922
>Rottenredditor is still on our board
I thought we shamed this faggot hard enough to make him piss off, but he's still here?
▶ 5e3357 (2) No.15409934>>15409976
>>15409931
Much like mass immigration, redditors oft think themselves belonging in a place where, to a man of sane mind, they - quite obviously - do not.
▶ ec349c (3) No.15409937>>15409976
>>15409931
apparently he posts on the /agdg/ threads and he's developing his own rust clone or some shit
▶ 2262eb (2) No.15409938>>15409976
▶ c881ed (1) No.15409944>>15409976
>>15409899
Keep going. For the love of god, keep going.
https://archive.fo/WvJes
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15409984>>15410001
>>15409976
You think /cow/ would want to get in on this?
▶ 9395e7 (5) No.15410001
>>15409984
anythings better than bloodsports
▶ c8ff63 (1) No.15410104>>15410108
>>15408093 (OP)
Dragon Quest VIII
▶ 767c19 (7) No.15410108>>15410151
>>15410104
Your just butthurt we hate XI.
▶ d07d06 (1) No.15410150
The entire Killzone series.
▶ 9395e7 (5) No.15410151>>15410155
▶ 767c19 (7) No.15410155>>15410167 >>15410203 >>15410236 >>15411196
>>15410151
>:^)
My English might not be great but a smiley face…seriously? Your just a raging faggot.
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15410167>>15410227
>>15410155
>He doesn’t know about the shitposting face
Newfags have to lurk at least 2 years before posting.
▶ ecd8f0 (1) No.15410198>>15410220
>>15409842
>cybergreen
was there a thread about him yesterday that got deleted, or was that another guy?
▶ 0c44cc (1) No.15410219
>>15408093 (OP)
Holy FUCK do I have a game for you, OP.
Leisure Suit Larry 2
This is seriously one of the most boring, tedious, "laugh at the player as the running joke" slog-fests I've ever had the displeasure of getting through to never touch again. Holy fuck, the jungle sequence alone…the barber shops…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FOR SINGLE PIXEL NIPPLES FFS!
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15410220
>>15410198
Its Cyclegreen, and it was the same guy.
▶ b41c6d (1) No.15410222
>>15408093 (OP)
Ricochet 2
▶ 0c965b (5) No.15410227>>15410248 >>15410263 >>15410272 >>15410275 >>15411184 >>15411196 >>15411483
>>15410167
The shitposting face is a stupid meme that even fucking reddit uses.
▶ 9395e7 (5) No.15410236
>>15410155
dubs says you're right.
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15410248>>15410269
>>15410227
That doesn't change the fact that anyone who doesn't recognize it is a newfag.
▶ 31a475 (2) No.15410263>>15411200 >>15456669
>>15410227
It's very ironic that newfags forgot that :^) face comes from cuckchan, but they are all too happy to bash on cuckchan memes from last month. Really activates my almonds.
▶ 767c19 (7) No.15410269>>15410273 >>15410276
>>15410248
>Newfag
>For not knowing a meme from Reddit.
I was going to say something meme but your just too stupid. It would be animal cruelty.
▶ 9395e7 (5) No.15410273
▶ 9ebfd8 (1) No.15410275
>>15410227
too bad sweetie ;^)
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15410276
>>15410269
>Its a meme from reddit because I say it is :^)
▶ d1796e (3) No.15410332>>15410945
>>15408093 (OP)
Does this count as a recent game?
▶ babc09 (1) No.15410333>>15410359 >>15410958 >>15411227
>>15408093 (OP)
>not appreciating 1HG
Enjoy your horrible taste, anon.
I bet you couldn't even finish the hand puzzle minigame.
▶ 04b9e8 (8) No.15410359
>>15410333
No, I did, but there was nothing to show for it.
The whole game just feels pretentious but without anything to inspire ire against it, it's the very definition of half baked.
▶ c9f77f (1) No.15410466
>>15408736
it may be boring if you play it like any other RPG, but it's 110% above-maximum comfy
what makes it fun is the ridiculous things you can do with the console and the comically bad faces/animations/voice acting
not to mention the porn mods which I've developed a fetish for for some reason
▶ 0c965b (5) No.15410511
>>15409543
>he thinks that was a compliment of Undertale
Improve your reading comprehension. Certain games can be shittier than others.
>still nobody has disproven that Wind Wakers puzzles were shit
▶ b56376 (1) No.15410722
>>15408093 (OP)
The Witness comes to mind, but it was too rage inducing to be forgettable. I pirated it, quit after a couple of hours, and watched the endings on Youtube. Very glad I did since the only thing that kept me going was figuring out what any of this was. Only to find out it's fucking nothing.
▶ ff0833 (1) No.15410869
all the gba fire emblems. I just forced myself to play them because of smash bros. I'm kind of autistic
▶ 67b5c4 (1) No.15410934
I quit consoles on the Xbox, after I was given Jade Empire, the game tries to do this system of good and evil allegiances, but there was no bonus or way to end up neutral, either you did a super boy scout or a saturday morning cartoon faggots, on the same console, I think I tried to like Knights of the Temple, and it was the.definition of generic for me, I can't recall anything not even one character from the game, my last moment of joy were going full Telvanni archmage in Morrowind, and DoA Xtreme Volleyball, afterwards I left consoles.
▶ 0d07e5 (5) No.15410945>>15413530
>>15410332
I was going to mention this one even though I didn't bother to play it. I just watched my roommate play it. It really was a pure turd of a game.
▶ 87182a (1) No.15410958
>>15410333
I just played those fucking games and they are FUCKING AWFUL, WHO THE FUCK DECIDES FOUR BUTTONS TO MOVE NORTHEAST NORTHWEST SOUTHEAST AND SOUTHWEST IN A FUCING CLUSTER WITH PAINFULLY SLOW MOVEMENT AND DIALOGUE FUCK YOU NOT EVEN WORTH IT YOU PEICE OF SHIT
▶ e5ecae (1) No.15411057
▶ 9c05ad (2) No.15411153
This piece of shit. When you strip away its marketing horseshit about being an "FPS for gun fanatics" (which was a total lie), Black is like the most unremarkable AAA shooter of the 6th gen.
>>15408865
>He thinks Atari actually made those DBZ and YYH games
>Legacy of Goku 1
>not irredeemable boring shit.
You're one dumb nigger.
▶ d2d083 (1) No.15411184
▶ 9c05ad (2) No.15411196
>>15410227
>>15410155
>surprised reddit steals stale cuckchan may mays
In other words, you're a newfag :^)
▶ 8ae1fa (1) No.15411200
>>15410263
That kind of adds to the meaning of it though
▶ 4dc58a (1) No.15411213>>15411231
>>15408115
Kill yourself, you fucking contrarian hipster faggot
▶ 486872 (1) No.15411227>>15411253 >>15411427
>>15410333
>h-games designed for one-handed play
What the hell? Are they actually using logic?
▶ 810de2 (1) No.15411231
>>15411213
>falling for such obvious bait
▶ 04b9e8 (8) No.15411253
>>15411227
Not fappable, so no.
▶ d22417 (1) No.15411378
disgaea is one of those games I found.
▶ 1853d3 (1) No.15411427
>>15411227
They got the basic logic right, but the porn component and the game component are both absolute shite.
If you want actually good h-games for one-handed play, pic related and the latest game from the same dev are the best I've found.
▶ cd48e2 (2) No.15411450>>15411453 >>15412207 >>15412808 >>15413542 >>15413863 >>15413868 >>15445152 >>15445731
If any of these basic bitch "enlightened" games are in your top 10 you have garbage taste and are desperate to fit in instead of having real taste.
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15411453>>15411456
>>15411450
So this is the work of a master baiter.
▶ cd48e2 (2) No.15411456>>15411458 >>15412810
>>15411453
I'm being 100% serious, all that shit is entry level as fuck. its like having lgh/evangelion/cowboy bebop/trigun as your favorite anime. Absolutely pathetic.
▶ 1e4658 (12) No.15411458>>15411680
>>15411456
This bait is indeed high quality, but it's not gonna work on me.
▶ ef5564 (1) No.15411483
>>15410227
>The shitposting face
It's kikeface.
▶ b826a6 (1) No.15411627
Spectrobes: Origins.
Took the few interesting elements of the first two games and either watered them down or removed them entirely.
▶ 8b698f (1) No.15411680
>>15411458
I think he just skimmed a popular youtuber for ideas or used an out of date selection, cause only about half of that makes sense to me.
▶ 5d5990 (1) No.15411687
>>15409899
>making it worse
▶ 4a724f (1) No.15411899>>15412822
>>15408115
kys.
What does race have to do it?
You're a fag.
▶ e94eb8 (2) No.15412207
>>15411450
Might want to update this after the disaster that was ZE3
▶ 653122 (1) No.15412296
>>15408093 (OP)
Any game that came out since 2009.
▶ e4d08b (5) No.15412800
▶ e4d08b (5) No.15412804
>>15408253
>>15408368
BotW is though
>Boring gameplay, world, overused design
>Generic cel shading and not even the good kind ala JSR
>It's a shallow ocean so yeah it's basic as fuck
▶ e4d08b (5) No.15412808
>>15411450
>Zero Escape
>Souls
>Fallout
>Planetscape
>Red Dead
>GTA
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
>half life
>Witcher
>LoZ
>Baldurs Gate
what a gay
▶ e4d08b (5) No.15412810
>>15411456
What's wrong with Legends of the Galactic Heroes
Eva and Beboop is shit but LotGH is bretty gud
▶ 2ce78d (1) No.15412813
>>15408093 (OP)
Morrowind and Ultima. Very basic systems and they lack any personality.
▶ 97e311 (2) No.15412820
▶ 97e311 (2) No.15412822
>>15411899
what does abhorrent pervert sodomy have to do with it?
you're a woman
▶ 2214c6 (2) No.15412824>>15412836 >>15445249
>>15412817
fuck I'm retarded
Anyway, this felt like someone phoned in a shitty Gears of War clone
>your character sticks to cover like its made out of fucking magnets
>godawful fixed FOV
>godawful camera
>the fucking Bolter feels like a peashooter
>in fact, all of the guns with a couple of noteable exceptions feel like they have no kick
>ham-fisted melee combat
>plot twist you can see coming from a mile away
▶ e94eb8 (2) No.15412829>>15415052
>>15408774
Play AT2 with the fan translation, AT1 is a disaster on par with nosurge.
▶ e4d08b (5) No.15412833
>>15412817
It's a bit of a shame as there actually there is so much that could be done with a W40k CURAZEEEY game but instead it's a GOW clone
It's not shit but yeah not the game it could of been if GW didn't have a Ultrasmurf boner
Seriously the amount of characters you could pick, Kharn the Betrayer, Gabriel Seth, Lukas the Trickster, Lucius, Dante, Tybos, Lilith Hexrath, Jain Zar, Evescor Assasain, Angron in the heresy, a black templar, a crusader, an inquisitor and most of all
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sly Marbo
▶ b98eba (1) No.15412836
>>15412824
>your character sticks to cover like its made out of fucking magnets
There are no cover mechanics, the only way to use "cover" is to stand behind something. The game promotes you going out and stunning various enemies in order to do those execution moves because that is your main source of healing.
▶ bb57a6 (1) No.15412838
TFW you were going to say DQXI and everyone else beat you to it.
▶ d1796e (3) No.15413530>>15413663
>>15410945
I didn't even beat the game and this is coming from a guy who would usually suffer through a game with bland or bad gameplay if its story is interesting enough.
But this game was just so boring, repetitive and uninteresting that I gave up a quarter of the way through, I could see that this game wasn't going to improve at any point later.
In case you're wondering, I didn't buy this game or owned the PS4 I played it on.
▶ 04b9e8 (8) No.15413542
>>15411450
Paper Mario is fucking harmless. Take that shit off.
▶ 2c7a7a (6) No.15413658
Jesus, what is going on in this thread? OP is a fag, a really bland and generic game is perfectly forgettable. A bad game that is bland and generic is different. When I think of dull and generic I think Sims or Cities Skylines, or those old Virtual Villagers games. They're bland, dull, and generic. Sonic 06 and Shadow the Hedgehog are very bad games that are the closest to bland, dull, and generic you can get while still being bad and memorable. I don't really get your point op. If you wsnted to talk about bad games, just talk about bad games.
▶ 2c7a7a (6) No.15413663>>15413719 >>15413751
>>15413530
>look at me I'm so cool like me guys
You played a popular game on a mainstream console. If you don't pirate old C64 games and run it on an emulator you set up yourself, you are a fag. even if you did, you're a dirty C64 peasant
▶ a918aa (1) No.15413688
all of piranha bytes games after gothic 2
▶ 3a751a (1) No.15413711>>15458936 >>15459597
>>15408115
We get it, you're from /pol/.
▶ d1796e (3) No.15413719>>15413741
>>15413663
>look at me I'm so cool like me guys
Describes your post perfectly.
▶ 2c7a7a (6) No.15413741
▶ 0d07e5 (5) No.15413751>>15413762
>>15413663
> If you don't pirate old C64 games and run it on an emulator you set up yourself, you are a fag.
No. Actually, if you enjoy sucking dick, you're a fag. That's why you're the fag.
▶ 2c7a7a (6) No.15413762>>15413773
>>15413751
I don't understand. Maybe if you stopped sucking dicks long enough to read and write, you'd see the irony.
▶ 0d07e5 (5) No.15413773>>15413783
>>15413762
You read with your eyes, write with your hands and suck dick with your mouth. So why not do all three at once?
▶ 2c7a7a (6) No.15413783>>15413798
>>15413773
From what you're showing me, you can't into multi tasking. Do one at a time, fag.
▶ 0d07e5 (5) No.15413798>>15413806
>>15413783
I'm also eating chinese food while shiposting. Git gud, scrub.
▶ 2c7a7a (6) No.15413806>>15413821
>>15413798
Tell Wang that he needs to finish up, I'm still waiting on my laundry.
▶ 0d07e5 (5) No.15413821
>>15413806
Tell him yourself when you're done sucking dicks, you gay fucking faggot.
▶ 83e8f2 (2) No.15413863>>15414845 >>15420798
>>15411450
>implying anyone likes Xenoblade X
▶ 0b8d5f (1) No.15413868
>>15411450
>Talking shit about Paper Mario.
▶ 79af8e (1) No.15414794
This HAS to be the worst fucking piece of shit that i ever had the misfortune of laying my hands on ever
▶ fcfa35 (1) No.15414835
>>15408093 (OP)
Anything on PS1, PS2, or SNES.
Those were just shovelware stations.
▶ 017aa0 (1) No.15414845
>>15413863
I like it you fucking nigger.
▶ 509426 (4) No.15415043>>15420355
>>15408774
News, you're an idiot. Go to hell.
▶ 509426 (4) No.15415052
>>15412829
If they didn't like Ar nosurge, what makes you think they'll like any of the other games in its universe?
Besides, as if playing the series in order wasn't important.
▶ b23ec5 (1) No.15419027
shadow ops black mercury
cod ripoff, but in a good way
▶ cdbd21 (2) No.15420337
>>15412567
No triggered mexicans?
▶ e86e44 (1) No.15420355>>15422649
>>15415043
SHE DOESN'T EXIST. STOP BEING A FAGGOT.
▶ 576f3c (1) No.15420798
>>15408093 (OP)
You can't get anymore mind numbing than pic related.
>>15413863
I played and enjoyed Xenogears, XC1, XCX but for some reason I cant stand XC2. Its maybe because of the generic shounen shit vibe and the fact that they all look like as if they have down syndrome, similar to Xenosaga which I would also never touch.
▶ 509426 (4) No.15422649
>>15420355
The only faggot here is you.
▶ 4cc4bc (1) No.15423555
>15411450
>Deus Ex
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Pretty much all Metroid games barring Other M
>Doom
>Shin Megami Tensei (minus Personas 3-5)
>Silent Hill
>God Hand
>Paper Mario
>Bad in anysense
This post is so bad I doubt it's even fucking bait. How's it like having such shit taste
▶ 09c3b9 (1) No.15423565
Storyline wass good but the actual game play of Nier was fucking gray tedium
▶ 277a4d (1) No.15424056
>>15408238
>Dungeon Siege
Jesus christ this game was a slog, how I tolerated it when I was a kid (<10) I'll never know. Sad excuse for a story, gameplay has has little to no variety whatsoever, only notable features are pretty nice music (same guy who composed the music for Skyrim) and the fact the game has hardly any loading screens.
▶ 776953 (1) No.15424064
▶ cdbd21 (2) No.15433867>>15436123
>>15408774
Was it that fucking bad?
▶ 80224e (1) No.15434075>>15436375
I wonder if they were embarassed when they realized their entire game was based around this one gimmick and not a very interesting one at that.
▶ 656d37 (1) No.15434147>>15445731
>Sonic Heroes
I don't know why people are so fond of this game. Linear as fuck, the only threat is endless bottomless pits (discouraging any fun), and it generally just feels bland across the board. The music is okay I guess, but even that is subpar for a Sonic game.
>ARK
Everything feels like it's made of Styrofoam. Absolutely no fucking weight behind anything you do, in a multitude of ways. It feels like a shitty grind for a goddamn survival game, in the most un-fun way possible. HURR DURR DIS T REX IS BETR CUZ IT R HIGHR LVL!1 fucking stupid.
>Tales of Phantasia
I get that it was the first of its kind, but it's so slow and has the worst tropes of every JRPG (really fucking linear, generic A to A, B to B equipment, etc) packed into one. It just doesn't have anything truly redeeming to warrant a full playthrough.
Usually, I find fun in almost any game, even if they're rather shitty (Sonic Adventure), or can at least appreciate their quality and focus, even if I don't personally like them (Dwarf Fortress). But the above particular games are just fucking boring.
▶ 9b6377 (1) No.15434161
The game that effectively ruined the Harvest Moon series, but really you could pick at random just about any one after it as well.
▶ 509426 (4) No.15436123
>>15433867
No, it's just an idiot yelling into the air.
▶ 95c01e (1) No.15436232
>>15408144
>being a fag pretending not to be a fag
>s-seeing boys dressed as girls as a joke makes my peepee feel funny remove nintendo
▶ 637639 (1) No.15436375
>>15434075
Had fun when i played it, but yeah, nothing extraordinary
▶ 5805dc (1) No.15436450
Nobody mentioned final fantasy 13/15? Really? Ok.
▶ 508571 (1) No.15442601
anything console
anything past 2001
anything today
skyrim & failout 3
i still vividly remember paradroids, a gem for c64. sigh. gen x is getting old. guess the shit of today aint for me, i like sod yose though. project highrise and planetbase are fun, too.
not much else to be exited about. a little new vegas modding now and then, and pinball. waaay more pinball. vpx is goooood. screw your shit gayms
▶ a19e13 (1) No.15445152
>>15411450
>System Shock 2
A game that is legit fucking trash and is only praised by kids who never played it and instead parrot it being good as a way to impress old boomer Looking Glass fanboys who wanted to bullshit themselves that Shock 2 was a worthy sequel to 1.
▶ 244db7 (1) No.15445249
>>15412824
>your character sticks to cover like its made out of fucking magnets
I think you're mixing up SM with another game, because it doesn't have any cover mechanics at all. Some of its marketing even made fun of cover shooters, pic related.
Plus it only plays even vaguely like Gears if you play it in the most boring, inefficient way possible. You're supposed to get up close to enemies and quickly alternate between shooting & melee in every fight, not exclusively stick to shooting. The health system was designed the way it was specifically to encourage that.
▶ 5d324c (2) No.15445710
ZX Advent. One of the most boring completely disatisfying in every single sense games I've ever made the mistake of playing. No wonder Megaman died for the longest time.
▶ 5d324c (2) No.15445731
>>15411450
>am i kewl yet?
Kill yourself.
>>15434147
Heroes is total fucking shit.
▶ 089a8c (1) No.15456558
I want to cum deep inside Sabians plump native self hating boypussy
▶ 0051c5 (1) No.15456588
Darksouls comes to mind.
The whole game is rather tedious and not very intresting, the once and a blue moon intresting boss is normally defeated by the most easiest of tactics.
It also lacks good detail, it's a bearly functioning port of a 360 title.
Theres also some sort of meme about it being difficult but it's one of the easiest games i've played, it's combat is just slow and that's not really difficult.
▶ c46749 (2) No.15456610>>15456626
the uncharted series
reminds me of a disney movie. safe, predictable, unfunny "jokes" littered throughout, PG-13 violence, written by 60 year old kikes pandering to goyim instead of passionate artists.
▶ c46749 (2) No.15456626
>>15456610
actually all naughty dog games remind me of disney movies. but uncharted especially.
games should be written by 20-30 year old artists with a vision and not by a board of 60 year old kikes that are out of touch and overly concerned with marketing.
▶ eec731 (1) No.15456669>>15459597
>>15410263
Cuckchan became reddit 2.0 when the elections happened :^)
▶ 656330 (1) No.15458231
>>15408303
>the girl on the right
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
▶ eb7c4d (1) No.15458936
>>15413711
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS LE /pol/ BOOGEYMANG BECAUSE I SAID SO XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
Kill yourself, Kike.
▶ a80b59 (1) No.15459134
>>15408093 (OP)
dark souls
even gothic had less clunkier fighting, and enemies didn't spin mid animation
▶ b5bfc3 (1) No.15459189
▶ d6360e (1) No.15459597
>>15413711
t. kike
>>15456669
8/pol/ is basically cuckchan at this point. 8/b/ and 8/v/ aren't far behind, either. /b/ especially, since dysnigger refuses to ban namefags who shit up and ruin every single thread with their attention-whoring garbage.