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File: bffde77b26228bd⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 388x345, 388:345, asscreed_Face.jpg)

0df4fa  No.15405147

How about some mirth in vidya instead of anger for once, be it singleplayer or multiplayer

>reach the level in Unreal where local natives constructed an entire temple filled with traps and lore and shit about this rocket launcher that fell from the sky once, treating it as a gift of god and something super special

>grab the rocket launcher indiana jones-style and move on to the next level

>break some pots in some commoners house for items

>one of them holds another identical rocket launcher

>my sides when finding another Celestial Rocket Launcher of Retribution under the stove in the shack of some commoner after finding one which had an entire temple built around it

606116  No.15405165

File: 7944e645b22f740⋯.png (62.8 KB, 578x547, 578:547, 7944e645b22f740d8904267a6e….png)

Ebic post.

Not against this thread, just dtart it with an actually funny story, cunt.


6b4158  No.15405204

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 0d1.jpg)

"Press 'f' to win"


6ff617  No.15405234

File: 4045508c3c26a6d⋯.jpg (40.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, heh 06.jpg)

>>15405147

That time when, recently, a (((video game streamer))) that was also a tranny abomination set himself on fire to protest something and died agonizing and is now burning eternally in hell.

This is hilarious for all eternity.


ad7c11  No.15405240

>playing Ghosthunter on PS2

>didn't exactly go in expecting Shakespeare

>play a bit, okay this is a neat enough idea I guess

>get to a western themed level

>intro cutscene

>main character is walking through spooky-ass ghost town

>sees a couple specters that immediately disappear

>the game is trying so hard to convey a "lost and alone in a strange and hostile supernatural land" message

>all of a sudden main character gets shot at

>dives for cover

>"Ghost snipers!"

I laughed every time I thought about it for almost ten years


910702  No.15405249

>>15405240

what the fuck would cover do? ghost bullets pass right through it wouldnt it?


a998b1  No.15405255

Far Cry: Blood Dragon had its fair share of one-liners that were just plainly bad, but also ones that were so bad they were hilarious again.

>Rex, be careful. Death lies beyond that door.

<What kind of death?

>…..the dangerous one.

Also, whoever came up with the idea for the game's tutorial should be given a medal.


4bd2eb  No.15405258

The PS4


08acda  No.15405404

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15405249

Well the Bullets would presumably be solid otherwise the main character wouldn't care.

Things getting blindsided are always fun


f16af4  No.15405418

File: 1a828676c2ab730⋯.jpg (17.41 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 16053624.jpg)

>>15405255

They shouldn't because you still have to play through the damned thing.

Anyways,

>be me

>play Kingdom Come Deliverance

>get quest to investigate witchcraft among village women

>B-line for herbswoman's hut

>the Church can be persuasive

>confesses to supplying 3 women with potion for ritual

>SATANISM!

>ermagerd we're not satanic heretics we're just…like…uniquely spiritual

>doubt.gif

>follow women at night into woods

>they're pouring the potion into the fire

>they're chanting

>"LORD SATAN HEAR US"

>not satanists they said

>jump out of bush I was hiding in

>Nobody expects the Bohemian Inqu…..isition?

>get high of fumes

>start seeing shit

>badaccidtrip.webm

>3 witches notice me

>3 witches think I'm satan

>3 witches want my satanic semen

>3 witches demand to know who I'll pork first

>witch 3 turns into a porker

>a literal porker

>witch 2 turns into a chicken

>witch 1 turns into Sarah Jessica Parker

>either that or a horse

>too drugged out to know better

>chose the horse

>quest marker updates

>quest marker is behind horse

>go behind hores

>interect

>character pulls out lock-picks and I'm presented with a lockpicking minigame on the horse's vagina

>difficulty: medium

I won't lie, I haven't laughed that hard in a game since. I was streaming tears. Then demons streamed in from the forest to kill us all. It was good times, I killed some innocent lumber-jacks, I killed the witches, there were no witnesses, God's work was done.

It's even funnier because later an actual inquisitor came to the village and I killed him in his sleep.


08acda  No.15405486

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15405418

>think you're making shit up

>Look up Kingdom Come Deliverance witches

>It's fucking real

I lost it at the Speak up You Chicken bit.


a998b1  No.15405513

File: 761234229f9cf6d⋯.gif (499.65 KB, 400x234, 200:117, gold.gif)

>>15405418

Slavic autism is best autism


fba81d  No.15405523

File: 9fac5f200096191⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 715.92 KB, 500x299, 500:299, albw.gif)

The big reveal in A Link Between World made me laugh so hard. I just honestly didn't see it coming at all. The greedy wimp shows up outta nowhere and reveals himself to be: your Lorule counterpart


f16af4  No.15405555

>>15405486

Doubt ye not but be faithful and the kingdom of God shall be yours in the hereafter.


c039f4  No.15405596

File: 5b044cbff1fef56⋯.jpg (121.4 KB, 800x999, 800:999, 5b044cbff1fef564b9461b033c….jpg)

>>15405234

>That time when, recently, a (((video game streamer))) that was also a tranny abomination set himself on fire to protest something and died agonizing and is now burning eternally in hell.

Sauce pls


609e1e  No.15405602

File: 9fd373dd5eaf769⋯.jpg (94.66 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1461981301271-1.jpg)

>>15405555 Checked


c039f4  No.15405606

File: e1bbb1ef9df34c1⋯.jpg (532.64 KB, 722x821, 722:821, d79ee04d552c2aec521c4a69e3….jpg)


111aea  No.15405610

File: f18eeff8d6fb7cf⋯.png (806.96 KB, 1164x655, 1164:655, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15405147

This will forever be the pinnacle


1194db  No.15405797


74315e  No.15405807

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15405147

Short Taunts that can be overextended, animation-cancelling that leads into more animation cancelling and a combination thereof. They will never stop being the most hilarious shit, especially in multiplayer.


d9c99d  No.15405810

File: fe744bfa1210fcb⋯.webm (7.11 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Farewell.webm)

Everything in Oblivion


b9cc06  No.15405840

Frisbee golfers in golf story


89a8b6  No.15405868

File: 95b45fb5336f57d⋯.jpg (105.27 KB, 768x960, 4:5, 95b45fb5336f57d194f52611c6….jpg)

>>15405555

Praise be upon these quads, Hallelujah!


8dc8ba  No.15405883

File: db7450bbb08e9f4⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

my sense of humors become so fucking stupid from years of meme overexposure but this actually had me roaring laughing at the sheer absurdity of the entire scene

>then you can use Nugget as a fucking property manager


11c19f  No.15405904

File: 463c635d91f8b80⋯.jpg (76.22 KB, 900x787, 900:787, 6.jpg)

Video games never made me laugh


279959  No.15405940

File: a16f8e3f0d08e0e⋯.jpeg (153.61 KB, 650x392, 325:196, NicCage.jpeg)

>>15405147

>customizing my character in Fallout 4

>give him and his wife pale skin, blue eyes

>afewmomentslater.mp3

>see Shaun for first time

>has brown skin and soulless black eyes

>tfw I haven't even finished the prologue and I'm already wishing my wife was dead

>tfw Kellogg becomes my new best friend 140 years later


9b8087  No.15405951

6x6 drifting in MGSV. Was fucking hilarious to go sideways through an outpost. Playing Rebel Yell while doing it was just icing.


c80146  No.15406029

>>15405234

What video game is that from anon?


615781  No.15406114

File: af963739215646a⋯.jpg (688.29 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Classical Check.jpg)

>Darksiders

>Intro level where everythings going to shit

>slash a random screaming human

>he ragdolls and cartwheels into a bus

>hits it making a very loud THUNK

I don't know but it tickled me right.

>>15405555

The LORD wills these quads.


cccb87  No.15406235

File: bccf8d3210657e7⋯.jpg (239.54 KB, 605x879, 605:879, ChickenStockPics.jpg)

>>15405883

>>then you can use Nugget as a fucking property manager

That's no shit, though. There was a spate of articles coming out in the 80's and 90's about how - on average - a chimp or a crow (or chicken) could pick better investments and stocks at random than even the high-priced wall street brokers and analysts could.


8dc8ba  No.15406246

>>15406235

That was a joke that was lost on me then since i was born in 91 and missed out on articles like this going around


d8d4a9  No.15406522

>"I want a Life Stone."

<Give

>"I have thoroughly enjoyed our negotiation. You deserve a reward."

>"Here, take this Life Stone."


a7df1f  No.15406538

>>15405418

was waiting to read a kc:d post. thx


3ee534  No.15407102

>>15405255

people getting mad about that tutorial just makes it funnier to me


cc8af4  No.15407205

>>15405523

I really liked that when he showed up in Hyrule he was dressed as Link's alternate form from ALTTP without the Moon Pearl. It was a nice touch.


69885f  No.15407304

File: 93c272b36787932⋯.jpg (26.86 KB, 75x89, 75:89, skeleton.jpg)

>playing acnl

>send tipper, a cow villager, a letter using hamburger paper

>only realize what i've done until after i sent the letter and it's too late

>the next day she sends me a letter back with pic related attached

I love when coincidental things make vidya characters appear alive


4c88d8  No.15407332

How come I can never find anything cool in video games but instead hear everyone elses stories and wish "damn i wish i experinced and figured that out".


e179ec  No.15407342

File: 7a60840901612f2⋯.png (563.15 KB, 659x488, 659:488, sexual costume.PNG)

>Silent Hill 4

>last segment of the game

>looking at and examining all the fucked up shit everywhere

>corpse is hanging, suspended from the ceiling in a cocoon

>examine it

>"Oh, shut the hell up. You can't blame it all on me"

>fades away

Laughed so fucking hard I had a headache


c0c7de  No.15407377

File: 7871e9ac736bf3a⋯.png (141.38 KB, 326x268, 163:134, fucking taxis.png)

>playing GTA SA

>it's the mission where you have to steal police bikes and load them onto a truck

>get the first bike

>ride to truck

>there's a fucking taxi stuck on the ramp and it won't fucking get down

>try to ram it out of the way to no avail

>ended up failing because time ran out

and another from sa

>one of the missions in san fierro

>have to meet cesar some place on the highway in the countryside

>somehow I'd already managed to run him over and kill him twice because reckless driving and all

>ok this time I'll play it safe

>I'm going by bike

>he's also on the side of the car the whole time crouched behind a wheel and from where you come from he's semi hidden

>when I'm something like 80 feet away from the car I disembark without braking

>the bike keeps going on its own all the way to the car drawing the perfect arc

>hits the right corner of the car at an angle pushing it back

>the bump makes the bike turn right

>squashes cesar like a bug and I get yet another a mission fail

I didn't quite laugh, it's more like a "laugh at my misfortune" kinda thing

also I don't know about you but hitman blood money is fucking comedy gold with the voice acting, animations and ragdoll


53cabf  No.15407524

>>15405147

The main reason that was the case in U1 was because the devs of the game made their levels mostly independently of each other. So the developer who made the temple map didn't make the one after that.

The developers clearly had a set of locations the player went through and assigned them to individual level designers but they didn't really get context behind why you were getting certain weapons. It doesn't help the game was going to have more weapons (like this quad barrelled shotgun) but were cut for time.


3ee534  No.15407574

>>15407332

something like >>15407304 might have gone right by most peoples heads. sometimes you have to be creative to see it.


fb390a  No.15407656

the joke entries from Louie in Pikmin 2 always manage to get a chuckle out of me.

like the Caustic Dweevil

>Inedible. Side effects include uncontrollable arm flailing and enthusiastic dish washing

I guess it's from the thought of Olimar/Louie/Shekkelstein eating it and hours later having to go through the effects.


708001  No.15407673

File: 4a69e3db042aa4b⋯.jpg (46.95 KB, 605x806, 605:806, skele lol.jpg)

>>15407656

> Inedible. Side effects include uncontrollable arm flailing and enthusiastic dish washing

I read that as "enthusiastic dick washing"


a01f47  No.15407722

File: 1b3943d0026629e⋯.gif (1.29 MB, 270x180, 3:2, ATTACK.gif)

That scene in the meta meme "game" where the anime girl hangs herself made me audibly laugh because I mistakenly thought my lack of game caused her to commit suicide (your choices don't actually matter at all). Something about the buildup, the music, and the fact that she necked herself right after I declared my everlasting love for her made the moment fucking hilarious. Also gif related is pretty good.


f3c108  No.15407798

File: 40ff3a2c8d5d971⋯.mp4 (911.36 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 40ff3a2c8d5d971eb0d3837e82….mp4)

playing nu-com and activating too many pods with last unit

3 die at least

more of a sarcastic laugh fueled with hatred


cf22f1  No.15407871

File: 0005ac85ea4e344⋯.webm (15.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HOTK ded.webm)

>>15405234

I still remember his last words:

"I didn't realize it would hurt so bad!"

>>15405418

>witch 3 turns into a porker

>a literal porker

>witch 2 turns into a chicken

>witch 1 turns into Sarah Jessica Parker

pretty funny

>either that or a horse

ya ruined it

>play Binding of Isaac Antibirth

>get to the Witness (FINAL final boss)

>beat his first form

>before he has a chance to spawn one of my bombs explodes and pushes him off the screen

>can't progress

>restart game, half my health is missing, have to redo the whole fight

funny

>play dead cells

>play dead cells for 60 hours

>finally beat HOTK in the finished version

>ending cutscene doesn't make any sense

>your reward for beating the game is a harder difficulty mode and a rune that lets you throw your face at a wall

why do I keep playing these games?

>play Battlefield Bad Company 2 while I still can

>speak both english and russian fluently

>can't tell which team I'm on since they both sound like friendlies

>constantly surprised by my "brothers in arms" stabbing me in the face


32caf6  No.15407890

>>15405418

>Everyone tolerates >be me because it's about a video game they like


310294  No.15407892

File: a4a404d03117656⋯.webm (4.05 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, No.webm)

>>15405810

I've seen this so many times, and it still gets me every time.


d9c99d  No.15407903

File: 327dae0b9de2dc4⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 680x582, 340:291, shawn.jpg)

>Playing online Mario Kart

>Dead last the whole race, frustrated

>Get a mushroom

>Accidentally ram into a corner with the speed boost

>Clip through the level and start falling into space

>When I'm warped back to the track, it puts me right in front of everyone else, in plain view of the person who was once in the lead

>Finish in 1st


704029  No.15407928

>>15405523

I always wondered what the Lorule triforces aspects would be


354df0  No.15407940

>>15405596

"It" wasn't a streamer, it was even worse, an (((Indie Developer))) who managed to commit fraud with a gofundme of "life threatening surgery" that was just trans surgery.


30eed9  No.15407941

>>15405234

post the webm or it didnt happen


354df0  No.15407947

>>15407941

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chloe_Sagal

Sadly, there wasn't a livestream of It's suicide protest against his shitty life choices.


30eed9  No.15407957

>>15407947

it's 2018 it should know to live stream that shit


8577c5  No.15408906

File: 842dca21ea69a30⋯.gif (61.55 KB, 776x430, 388:215, 30-xcom071a.gif)

A lot of moments in X-Com, such as any time a soldier misses what looks to be an incredibly easy shot and immediately gets reaction fired to the head. Or when the shot misses, but kills another alien behind the original target that you didn't see.


a04c50  No.15408968

File: 6cfa3a9f71ab47d⋯.jpg (4.88 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, oy.jpg)


fc4778  No.15408982

>>15408906

Dont forget.

>miss a shot

>hits an explosive thing

>everything blows up, killing a couple of your soldiers and a bunch of AYYYS


c14aeb  No.15408991

File: c91e1942f638a3b⋯.jpg (97.53 KB, 460x215, 92:43, Lisa_Header.jpg)

It's about as hilarious as it is heart wrenching.


aa4572  No.15408995

File: 7da001256136f57⋯.jpg (73.25 KB, 480x320, 3:2, nurses having a heart atta….jpg)

The swing glitch in GTA IV always had me in stitches. For those unfamiliar, you take a car to a playground and ram the swing with it until the swing launches you across the city at unimaginable speeds that wrecked the cars in unbelievable ways. Another favorite in the same game is taking a helicopter or a bike, getting to top speed and then jumping out into traffic. Nico will keep bouncing across the pavement like a ragdoll, even better if he somehow manages to survive.

GTA V sucked at this so I had to think up of another ridiculous way to keep me entertained. I tried to find a set of stairs or another high point, then in the middle of a jump I would push the dive button. The character would hit his head on concrete or go spinning out of control. I tried doing this infront of oncoming traffic, but it only managed to get a slight chuckle out of me as a character would bang his head bloody on someone's hood.

>>15405807

I used to do that minigun spin every time. It was even better on consoles where you could cancel a taunt by jumping immediately afterwards, but it didn't cancel the animation. You could see a moving Heavy doing that minigun spin, but also shooting you at the same time.


0818b0  No.15409004

>>15405610

The poor sap at Bethesda forced to work with their awful engine is a pretty clever motherfucker coming up with this.


162789  No.15409058

>>15408991

>no not that bucket! That's my gasoline bucket!

I was crying laughing for 5 minutes.


cf22f1  No.15409226

>>15408906

>Or when the shot misses, but kills another alien behind the original target that you didn't see.

that will never not be funny to me


e3a429  No.15409255

>>15409226

Reminds me of fallout 2

>Shoot bandit in the dick

>>Oh imma get you for that

>He shoots his smg at me in burst mode

>Kills his two friends in front of him

Conversely

>Give Vic the auto shotgun

>Get into a scuffle with some bandits

>Vic gets shot once and runs and hides behind me

>Next turn gets the courage to fight again only to use full autism mode on the shot gun and turn me to gibs.


01abc9  No.15409335

>>15405486

i think the only good ending for that quest line is to interrupt them before they put the "ointment" on. but lock picking horse pussy was just to much fun to pass up and i uninstalled as the game constantly fucks with my pc's brightness settings.


04b47c  No.15409399

The Gears of war toaster thing got me pretty good, that whole series is just the characters taking dumb shit really seriously.


68a2a4  No.15409404

>>15407957

It should, but trannies are eternal fuckups, even in death.


6e55e2  No.15409407

>>15406235

Those articles are still coming out actually

https://www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2013/01/15/cat-beats-professionals-at-stock-picking/

Daily reminder wall street is a literal ponzi scheme


0db4ca  No.15409619

i only laugh at retarded shit that is not actually funny

t.assburger


74315e  No.15409870

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15408995

Have you ever tried to use the Meet the Medic taunt on small slopes, cancel it as soon as you land only to redo it and stack up particle and sound effects? I don't remember how I acquired the taunt itself but I remember clearing servers during setup time or when losing on offense just for kicks.


28ea4a  No.15409889

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15405486

Embed using Invidio.us, not HookTube.


000000  No.15409932

>>15409889

Didn't know about that. Thanks anon.


a998b1  No.15409971

>>15408991

I never fund the game really humorous. Too much of the "humor" was just off - that one party member being scared by a spider while taking a shit, "le ebin homosexuality", and so forth.

Also: On my part

>Fallout New Vegas

>Get to Nipton, meet the guy who won the lottery

>Poor bastard is happy out of his mind over not being crucified by the Legion

>Dialogue ends, he runs right past me

>And right into a land mine I left at the entrance to Nipton because some rad-scorpions had been harassing me.


9529ae  No.15409988

File: 7e0969e2fb7900c⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 300x150, 2:1, 1376854393753.gif)

>modding quests into new vegas

>someone didn't remove the idle chatter between two badass thugs

>"You bastard. I'll break your spine and make sure you never move again. Not even the vultures are going to want to pick away at you."

>turns toward another thug

>"Good morning."

>"Have you seen the Lucky 38 all lit up at night? You can see it for miles."


9529ae  No.15410022

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15409971

The way he offers the generic "Bye" when you exit the conversation is what gets me with that scene.


ed5fb0  No.15410045

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

29e1b1  No.15410102

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9f92ea  No.15410563

File: 34ea23b23a32cb0⋯.gif (1012.3 KB, 400x321, 400:321, 1408432589442.gif)

>warfarm

>always hated Mirage because shes always been a shitter frame

>get the pieces to Mirage prime

>whatever, build for Mastery points

>find out her slight of hand reduces cooldown on the orokin lasers on Void Defense

>the orokin lasers that have friendly fire and will instantly down any frame it hits

>commence jumprope competitions

>salty bitch tears from casuals who keep getting hit by the lasers

>"people like you are gonna kill warframe"

>stalker spawns at one point

>gets stuck in one of the pools and stops attacking, just sits and watches while I kill my own team over and over


8577c5  No.15410644

File: c06ebe0c12623b8⋯.jpg (324.52 KB, 1000x963, 1000:963, RAcaseal_chogokin.jpg)

File: 4c7bd342f705431⋯.png (149.13 KB, 258x324, 43:54, o1Bi2.png)

>Phantasy Star Online

>Anytime an enemy smacks you hard enough that your character hits the ground with a loud sound

Even funnier if it's something small like a Rappy or one of those flies from the Forest. Stops being funny on Ultimate when everything hurts real bad.

>Custom Robo

>At a certain point in the game Harry needs to use the bathroom, but wants you to come with because he's afraid he'll get ambushed by enemies

>You can tell him no, but he'll start begging you to come with

>If you say no enough times, he'll just go by himself

>Time passes and everybody is wondering what's taking Harry so long

>He comes back yelling at the protagonist that he had to fight like 4 guys by himself all while trying not to piss his pants

That game was full of great moments.


c520dd  No.15410811

File: 564ec9c5a014dc5⋯.png (166.81 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, xcom.png)

>>15408906

>Alien base assault mission

>lose some soldiers, kill some sectoids and cyberdisks, the usual

>alien psionics start to harass my soldiers whit psionic attacks

>rush the assault to find the psionic sectoids, kill more sectoids

>suddenly get a massage that an alien soldier went berserker and there is an huge explosion

>psionic attacks stops and all the remaining aliens panic, i can see them walking arround whitout weapons (dropped them)

>find out that the command center whit the commander and other elite sectoids blew up because of a berserker sectoid whit a blaster launcher.

if you are good, sectoids will panic before they can mind control your units in terror missions.


fc4778  No.15410831

File: 853923c2539eefb⋯.jpg (78.94 KB, 800x533, 800:533, the eversor is that guy 2.jpg)

>>15410811

Imagien being such a scary xeno purger that psychic aliens would rather kill themeselves than try and enter your mind, thats some 40k tier shit.


fd690f  No.15410853

File: 7453814586d157c⋯.jpg (130.06 KB, 637x358, 637:358, SPELLCRAFTER-ikona.jpg)

This game is an absolute goldmine of incompetence and laughs. It's a shitty android King's Bounty rip-off with only three units for every faction. I have the PC release of the boxed version.

>The title on the side of the box spells "SPELLCARAFTER"

>The animations of the units are absolutely horrible, for example, the crossbowman, shoots a bolt out of his fucking head

>The game was made by a random Polish studio, surprisingly, it's Polish translation is absolute dogshit. A "girl", is still called a "girl" ingame, despite everything else being in Polish.

>The most retarded spellcasting sounds you will ever hear in any game

>The plot involves helping a small girl and saving her from a templar order because she's some sort of powerful mage or something. She follows your character on the map, you can easily bug her out and leave her behind a fucking treestump.

>The elven maiden uses exactly the same model as the buff mage-warrior guy, her tits are just a texture

>An important necromancer character has the same fucking model as every enemy mage in the game


ad7c11  No.15410857

>>15408991

>the entire forklift flashback

i will never forget that moment or how hard i laughed at it


d43959  No.15410879

>>15410102

The gasp before she says that really ties the scene together.


9b0689  No.15410922

>>15407890

>not being you

Then who the fuck are you, faggot?


51648b  No.15410939

>>15405234

I remember that cunt, she was Brianma's "friend", she asked Brianna to help her with her patreon being shut down and then Brianna told her to fuck off since she was busy with the elections wich she recently lost


dfb8dd  No.15410947

File: c319051f8c31423⋯.jpg (21.03 KB, 498x468, 83:78, 521.jpg)

Here's a few

>The Alternative ending for space channel 5 part 2 that I accidentally got because my wireless controller fucking died

>When they first added the parachute to TF2 if you were bleeding or on fire because of some weird condition interaction you just float in place and could use the "Competitive Meme Shovel" and steam roll an entire team

>The one time I get matched into a competitive team I play pyro and steam roll an entire 6s team to the point in the official competitive plugin airblast is nerfed to make it so it is delayed longer than normal, then proceeded to do it again when Valve Competitive launched and got a matchmaking cooldown for toxic behavior

>Join a Mann Vs. Machine game as a sniper get over 100k damage on the robots and have most tank damage, deliberately let the big fast faggot scout run past and get kicked

>Throwing a house in elebits at elebits


a778ce  No.15411018

File: 32b834e4efdcc6d⋯.jpg (37.7 KB, 558x707, 558:707, DlDdTGgXgAAJmmU.jpg)

>>15410939

>she

>she

>her

>her

>her

>she

>she


9e4f32  No.15411096


64eb9a  No.15411707

>>15407938

Either that or most people who care don't go into ebic greentext blogpost threads.

You're right o one thing however, this place is full of cuckchan/reddit.


cf22f1  No.15412346

File: 57e4d1a49b173ea⋯.png (93.84 KB, 500x269, 500:269, 57e4d1a49b173ea75f9c650756….png)

>>15410563

>stalker bit

"Son, I am proud"


6f1b12  No.15412644

>>15407890

Don't forget

<ermagerd


358e65  No.15412657

File: 4344b41c5a2d086⋯.png (18.9 KB, 90x90, 1:1, 1535456909789.png)

>>15405165

it was a good story faggot, fuck you


7c1e57  No.15412731

File: 3b694e060e66d88⋯.webm (6.79 MB, 640x360, 16:9, QUALITY VOICE ACTING.webm)

The absolute garbage tier voice-acting in Call of Pripyat


a998b1  No.15412828

File: a2b5fd68322bee8⋯.webm (7.8 MB, 384x288, 4:3, Staplerfahrer Klaus.webm)

>>15410857

Forklifts are dangerous, yo.

They actually use this vid as educational material in Germany for aspiring forklift drivers


8d2a7b  No.15412921

>>15412828

That's actually hilarious. Was this actually used in Germany? I thought they were all about censorship.


852c23  No.15412931

The think tank dialogue in Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blues

>"Then came the COILS. The TESLA coils… The coils of NIKOLA Tesla."

>"FWOOOOOOOOOOSH! That is the sound of flushing!"

>"Butt-ler"

And my favorite is when you tell the toaster that world has been nuked:

>"Well, fuck."


8d2a7b  No.15412945

>>15412931

Don't forget the entire dialogue with MOBIUS!


9b4a12  No.15413064

>>15412921

All safety videos are like that though I remember when I was going to school for HVAC they had a video of a guy who wore his wedding ring to work and it gets caught on a shelf and all the skin on his hand comes off.


6740a0  No.15413085

File: 92f987e0bbae29c⋯.webm (6.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Reynauld_And_The_Last_Cru….webm)


6740a0  No.15413123

File: ecbe3ba111a2f51⋯.webm (4.79 MB, 650x480, 65:48, I just didn't want you to….webm)

>>15410644

>the text came out with a different tone depending on the character talking

>everyone hasn't heard from the boss in a while

>we were supposed to report in hours ago

>get a call

>who is it?

>volume is cranked up and suddenly the boss shows up

>he has a picture showing he's yelling as a bunch of $*&^^%#&^%@!!! shoots onto the screen

you could FEEL your ass being ravaged.

Another in Xenoblade 2:

>brother starts up game

>gets to part where Gramps is stabbed to near death and is telling Rex his goodbye

>that low raspy voice

>then suddenly gramps isn't dead and is asking Rex why he doesn't recognize him

>I'm losing my shit

>my brother doesn't know why

>recall an old 91 film called Adventures in dinosaur city

>it had weird writing where there had to be 2-3 different writers

>one writer was doing a super serious plot amidst the silly caveman fights

>one of the heroes was Rex, a T rex (fucking duh)

>enter webm related

>find Rex's father

>Rex's father speaks in a low raspy voice

>asks Rex if he recognizes him

>it's a very somber moment

It was so fucking out of left field.


89a8b6  No.15413185

File: 7526370c990b641⋯.jpg (77.85 KB, 432x375, 144:125, extinction.jpg)

>>15410563

I hope you started it after 10~15 minutes in anon, otherwise it's easy to abort mission for goys with nothing on the line


50bb6d  No.15413191

>>15413185

People will rage at even "losing" a 3 minute run. Had some german faggot go completely mental after he somehow managed to join a rift mission the moment we entered extraction. Guy was pleading the whole time like he was about to lose everything


152dc7  No.15413232

>>15407871

>can't tell which team I'm on since they both sound like friendlies

I know that feel


a998b1  No.15413262

>>15412921

Let's say it's not on the official curriculum.

Let's also say that any instructor who doesn't have a stick stuck in his rectum will show it to the class either way, and be it as a last laugh at the end of the training.


a21162  No.15413270

>>15405904

>Video games never made me laugh

Anime never made me laugh. Smile at most at some ridiculous situation, but never laugh out loud like I used to in childhood.


cf22f1  No.15414001

File: 6fc6748e5ffd247⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 3744x5616, 2:3, 1439097583205.jpg)

>>15412828

can confirm to be true, I had to pay a 100€ for a one hour seminar of watching this and answering ABCD questions. I have a fucking forklift operating license and I've never even driven one.


0df4fa  No.15414134

>>15412828

>ripped by magnito

The fact that some guy would rip an educational German video about forklift driving and put up a torrent with english subs is even funnier to me


08acda  No.15414520

>>15407928

>wondered what the Lorule triforces aspects would be

Well it'd inverse of the Triforce so it'd be Weakness and cowardice for sure, and Stupidity I guess?

>>15409889

I knew there was something new but couldn't remember it's name. Thanks.


fc4778  No.15414563

>>15412828

I saw that video too in a insturction course on work hazards in spain.


5be149  No.15414597

>>15414520

Seems too lame, who’d ever want to be the Hero of Cowardice?

I bet they’d correspond to a positive trait that can be interpreted as somewhat the opposite.

Instead of courage, there’d be practicality, the idea of prizing self-preservation above others.

Instead of Wisdom, there’d be… intelligence? Maybe cunning?

No idea what you’d do for power though


f0d53e  No.15414676

File: ed834307063a533⋯.gif (150.93 KB, 500x362, 250:181, 9f0fa58b11141a32a946f02e7c….gif)

>>15407903

That comfy shantae.


f0d53e  No.15414712

File: fea5be6b53a2713⋯.jpg (100.36 KB, 768x800, 24:25, serveimage.jpg)

>be me

>i was playing Starcraft on an 8 player map with noobs

>get rushed but as able to hold it off

>the other team makes come to help

>they call each other by race color

>mine is brown in the game and real life

>everyone says "we gotta help brownie"

>that became my name through the game

>we won.

>still makes me laugh.


cf22f1  No.15414727

File: 9849bb9ea0f8d3b⋯.png (745.3 KB, 900x960, 15:16, 73da957912b20977194d3ad3dc….png)

>>15414712

go back to school, nigger


c23653  No.15414903

>>15412828

>>15414134

>>15412921

When it was released it was obv. a parody short film and not an actual instructional video. I remember hearing that it was shown in some smaller cinemas before the main film.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forklift_Driver_Klaus_%E2%80%93_The_First_Day_on_the_Job


d6a139  No.15423807

>>15412828

That's amazing


25cfef  No.15424843

>>15407940

>who managed to commit fraud with a gofundme of "life threatening surgery" that was just trans surgery.

To be fair, he did die. Slowly and extremely painfully.


370e80  No.15425040

>doing a mission on hitman

>don't know how many times I've tried to successfully beat it

>drop both remote mines in locations that I know where the target is going to go

>wait for ages for target

>rush off as soon as they appear before setting it off

>random civvie half way across the map appears on the remote view, casually walking and explode

>wonder what the fuck is going on

>target moves to second mine location

>view changes to guard exploding


cccb87  No.15425046

>>15414712

What a horrible story of prejudice at the hands of despicable white basement dwelling gamers. I'm sure you're still very traumatized by your experiences, and it's no wonder you've never returned to playing video games - pushed out of your hobby by such toxic environments.

Would you like to write an article for Polygon?


d6a139  No.15433940

>>15425046

Yes pwease




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