044137 No.15394826
Let's make a game.
What should be in it?
f5aa14 No.15394842
I wonder if Fat black trans woman on a wheelchair simulator has been done yet
7593fb No.15394844
Team deathmatch and capture the flag
9dc64e No.15394853
752ecf No.15394859
>>15394826
>What should be in it?
Stealth Rape Game Simulator
88d435 No.15394890
You play as loli android ninja bounty hunter à la Battle Angel Alita.
d77b65 No.15394897
>>15394826
A point and click game where you can use anything on anything and it never gives you a "nothing interesting happens" message.
379810 No.15394899
>>15394826
>What should be in it?
spooky scary skellingtons
de0825 No.15394900
>>15394842
>>15394844
>>15394853
>>15394859
Okay, let's make a video game where SJW characters on a wheelchair (that goes really NOT fast) fight in team each other for the Gay flag (the multi-color one).
But, be aware of the nazi planes that drop bombs on the field !!! You don't what to die before reaching your goal, right ?! Also, if a player seems to cheat or is too skilled, you can use your magic powers (gave by the legendary unicorn: S0 Kawai) to claim rape, or patriarchy, etc… You can use your powers once per party.
Well, what do ye think ?
3b7f5c No.15394914
a2527f No.15394917
cedbb3 No.15394921
Is this a dubs thread i see?
de0825 No.15394922
c72c64 No.15394939
c501e0 No.15394963
>>15394922
NOW IT'S A DUBS THREAD
aba0c7 No.15394965
de0825 No.15394966
580547 No.15394981
138c67 No.15395033
ITS SUPOSSED TO BE CUNNY-THEMED
137a02 No.15395079
Antimony of Common Flowers but on land
de0825 No.15395129
>>15394972
I'm doomed
>>15395060
Because /v/ isn't passionate for video games as /mlp/ I passionate for horses
b545b3 No.15395142
A lot of half arsed content, tons of ideas from other anonymous that is half-heated implemented, several "compressed" files that reaches over 10GB mark, amateur programmers from India because there is not enough anon programmers, a debugger that works 10% of the time and the rest it spouts out obscure non-sensical errors that not even a expert cryptographer can decipher it. A lot of levels that doesn't even got a "exit" because the author of the said level decided to take a nap instead, 2 weeks later and there is only a handful of anons that bothers trying to make it somewhat more functional and stable due to their motivation didn't hit the rock bottom levels yet, the other developers are never heard of again.
ff3abd No.15395145
>>15394826
Insect battles.
708430 No.15395202
First of all, we'll need to assemble a team of professionals. I can be the project leader/webmaster and an all around idea guy.
95fc20 No.15395223
ff3abd No.15395234
>>15395060
By the way, what happened to Anton and Coolpecker?
d1bb66 No.15395249
de0825 No.15395265
>>15395202
Okay, you'll be the janitor
2a9d15 No.15395280
>>15395234
>that design
looks familiar
ff3abd No.15395300
>>15395280
Book of the Beast, I presume?
2a9d15 No.15395329
>>15395234
On another note: if anyone wants to make a collectathon, here is how yooka-laylee fucking utterly FAILED to follow the formula.
acb084 No.15395330
>>15395234
>there's yesdevs in /agdg/ that have made their own 3D engine and game with it faster than A&CP have slapped assets into Unity
How embarrassing!
faf3d0 No.15395332
>>15395249
Why? What happened?
2a9d15 No.15395341
>>15395332
It went like this
>/v/ tards wanna make a B&K game
>get plans together
>suddenly trailer for Yooka-Laylee drops
>has a penor snake joke
>crew disbands
>A&CP threads get purged because a mod is a retard
there.
ff3abd No.15395344
>>15395320
A very cute read.
b1a0e9 No.15395370
>>15395234
everybody loss interest due to drama and a designer died due to cancer
fecd82 No.15395377
8de747 No.15395392
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>>15394963
try harder fagbrain
faf3d0 No.15395397
fecd82 No.15395399
>>15395397
How can mechanism be a loli?
2a9d15 No.15395409
>>15395377 (checked)
>Play as a heavily armored badass
>has what amounts to a bird cage on his back
>has a little loli in it
>badass says nothing and the primary game focuses on hack-n-slash and combat
>get to area badass can't fit through
>opens up cage
>loli goes through to do little puzzles and not get hurt
>return to badass and get headpat before being set inside the cage again
>Story is that little loli's sister has been kidnapped
>badass is the father of both
>are you a bad enough dude to rescue your loli's sister?
>one scripted sequence to introduce you to the rage mechanic where little Loli is grabbed. Badass goes full Kratos where he's ripping people apart to get to the loli
Badass would mostly look like some muscular robot. I'm just trying to think of a weapon that would be unique and allow for fun combat and kills. Hook Swords are a nice way to go about it.
faf3d0 No.15395414
>>15395399
With enough imagination
e2c439 No.15395441
>>15395399
Lots, lots and lots of programming for Enjoying Headpats and hand holding
fecd82 No.15395460
>>15395441
>>15395414
You're just falling into
>it's regular loli but she's robot somewhere inside
trap.
fecd82 No.15395463
>>15395409
So Double Robot Nier game?
Sounds pretty good, better than fucking automata.
I like when robots turn out to be human brains in mechanical bodies.
e2c439 No.15395465
>>15395460
no lewds only Headpats and Hand Holding everything else goes into the oven
8536a0 No.15395466
>>15395370
>spoiler
Shit, seriously? That's a real motivational killer.
fecd82 No.15395472
>>15395465
My point is that your robot loli doesn't function different from meatbag loli.
Her being mechanical is just some line of text that doesn't affect shit.
This >>15395409 dude has much better idea.
60ff5f No.15395491
>>15395476
She's not functionally a robot.
c0aa78 No.15395505
>>15395060
>no board cohesion
>no board projects
Simple as that.
60ff5f No.15395515
>>15395060
Cuckchan's /v/ made Risk Of Rain.
da167d No.15395535
>>15395460
Personally i would prefer a robololi that doesn't look fully human anyway.
Being programed to specific niche doesn't suddenly mean that it has to have a generic loli body.
3eb87c No.15395586
>>15395491
Roll's function is to be a perfect daughter/housekeeper, so of course shes going to look fully human.
Thats also the reason why rock and blues look human even though they are robots, they were meant to be sons for dr. light.
95fc20 No.15395609
faf3d0 No.15395614
>>15395441
>You tell your lolibot to come over
>She knows what time it is and hops towards you, her engine softly humming as she does so, pulling up her shirt to show her delicate synth-skin™ as you rub your searching hands over it
>Found it. You pop open her soft stomach cover, laying bare the beautiful marvel of engineering that sits inside.
>She giggles as you tickle her insides with your screwdriver
>Neatly setting aside her parts you bring your nozzle towards her fill port and fill her up with your fresh, slippery oil.
>Squirming a little, she sighs while you finish filling her. Closing her up you give her a belly tickle and a head pat
>When you're done she puffs up and thanks you as she happily runs along.
You'll never take care of a highly advanced daughterbot in your lifetime ;_;
>>15395460
Whatever nerd.
5cc76e No.15395646
>>15395234
>Anton and Coolpecker
>7SU2
Both projects that started off promising and then faded into nothing.
420312 No.15395657
d564fd No.15395676
>>15395234
Last I heard they were still working on it.
60ff5f No.15395784
>>15395749
I mean the only real problem with lolis is that they grow up and stop being lolis.
Robot lolis don't appear to have this issue.
95fc20 No.15395807
>>15395774
are those tears of joy?
3eb87c No.15395816
>>15395807
NO
Roll is the perfect daughteru, lewding her means all lolis are lewd.
95cb1d No.15395825
Nazis are the good guys. Player 1 is Hitler.
60ff5f No.15395883
>>15395816
>all lolis are lewd
Yes they are?
If it has a vigna it's made for fucking. That's the rule of nature.
cab92e No.15396128
>>15394963
>dubs without sage
for shame
d564fd No.15396166
>>15394826
>make a game
>Cunny Punk
Well first you need to get Maniacbox on board.
3eb87c No.15396180
>>15395883
Anon, im going to sneak into your house, kidnap you, take you to an illegal clinic and make them cut off your penis and give you a tranny meat hole, lets see what you say then.
60ff5f No.15396188
>>15396180
Adding vagina to something that didn't have one at birth is against rules of nature.
1df813 No.15396189
>>15396180
But that would be gay.
f62678 No.15396196
Big tiddies and tiddy physics are a must
3eb87c No.15396204
>>15396188
And roll is a robot, so theres no nature involved.
>>15396189
For him.
6dd6cd No.15396220
>>15396207
The ability to remove trash loli
98f8b1 No.15396230
>>15396207
But the entire point of lolis is that they are un(der)developed and pure
f375ab No.15396243
>>15395784
>I mean the only real problem with lolis is that they grow up and stop being lolis.
what is wrong with them into turning into aras and making more lolis with them?
98f8b1 No.15396244
Sage for doublepost I forgot ty type the rest of my idea out.
An X-files themed game mashed with second sight where you investigate the murder of a mason or something and it leads to the illuminatti and you have to kill king jew witht he psychic powers you gain along the way and you have guns too
d4d863 No.15396252
>>15396244
Are there lolis involved?
de0825 No.15396258
We should make a cyberpunk videogame and letting every on knows that we can make better videogame than a random company. Fuck Cyberpunk 2077!
SO MINA !! LET'S MAKE OUR SYBAAPANKU GAMU !!!!
98f8b1 No.15396289
>>15396252
there should be maybe you can rescue one or some and they reward you with the sex they where going to give the illumnatti as slaves
60ff5f No.15396290
>>15396204
Which brings us to my initial point that is Roll isn't really a robot. She's just a loli (made for fucking) with "robot" being written somewhere in her papers.
>>15396243
Old women are disgusting. Girl can give birth as soon as 14 yo, maybe earlier without danger to the health of the child. After that it is to be disposed.
Ara is the worst meme.
072579 No.15396297
>>15395883
No they aren't, lolis are not for lewding.
3eb87c No.15396304
>>15396290
No anon, roll is a robot made for being the perfect daughter, hence why she looks human.
bc8101 No.15396307
f62678 No.15396317
What if we upgrade the Loli to a tomboy
de0825 No.15396319
OIIIIOI MINA ! GAMBATE !!!!!!
LET'S MAKE A GAMU!!!! ><###
60ff5f No.15396376
>>15396304
Or maybe she's just more advanced onahole.
Which sounds more plausible tbh.
45bf99 No.15396390
>>15396307
>that nigger abbreviation username
>muh asstitdick
>that everything
Instant cancer.
d84d96 No.15396391
>>15396376
>Or maybe she's just more advanced onahole.
you don't need limbs for that :^)
358f4c No.15396395
>>15396290
>Girl can give birth as soon as 14 yo, maybe earlier without danger to the health of the child. After that it is to be disposed.
Microdick that wants to be a full-time mother? Yikes.
d84d96 No.15396414
>>15396290
>Girl can give birth as soon as 14 yo, maybe earlier without danger to the health of the child. After that it is to be disposed.
>He doesn't know of lolibabaa
5224ce No.15396422
>>15396391
This isn't video games.
d564fd No.15396428
>>15396391
DELET THIS IMMEDIATLY
72f4fb No.15396509
>>15394826
It's a cyberpunk setting where megacorp oppressors and gang leaders upload their minds into cute immortal lolis
321f87 No.15396533
>>15395463
Are you Urobuchi or some shit?
67a939 No.15396551
File: 6514afdb46074b5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 783.45 KB, 2893x4092, 263:372, 7a86670c0541765d90495acad0….png)
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>>15396509
>upload their minds into cute immortal lolis
Hey, I'd do it too.
>Not posting the uncensored images
321f87 No.15396559
>>15396180
not a pussy its a wound fag
321f87 No.15396577
>>15396509
this is the best idea so far
beab77 No.15396850
>>15396290
>Old women are disgusting.
get out!
ee267c No.15396857
holocaust survival simulator
ff3abd No.15396872
>>15396850
Nigga, she doesn't look anything like an old woman. Just adding a hair bun isn't enough.
c21110 No.15396959
>>15396422
The fact the author got caught on loli charges makes this so much better.
3bbaa9 No.15397312
>>15394826
>Let's make a game.
>What should be in it?
No good game is complete with sexy frogs & sexy toads.
126b4d No.15397365
This entire thread deserves to be purged. Nothing but pedophiles and degenerates ready to prey on the idea of young innocence, just like (((them.)))
126b4d No.15397368
Forgot my sage although this thread was doing fine until degeneracy invaded
c1f4ec No.15397400
>>15395060
>implying
hang out in the avgd threads, you would be surprised what comes from here
122151 No.15397439
>>15394826
How about a town building/dungeon crawler/waifu game, but it's in a post-apocalypse/urban fantasy setting.
e8f2a4 No.15397561
>>15396391
how is that even useful?
5bd628 No.15397568
>>15397400
There was another game forgot what it was called but had pretty good sprites and seemed like a suvival/indiany jones type game? Top down looking too.
d564fd No.15397569
>>15394826
If anyone honestly wanted to try and make a loli game then you could get in touch with remuslupin. He was trying to work with /loli/ sometime last year to make a retrofuture loli game.
93e343 No.15397595
>>15394826
Would it be on mobile, pc, consoles, or all?
71029e No.15397729
>>15397626
>>15397632
I'd rather have Haydee
d9d9ac No.15398108
>>15397400
>Speebot
Did you ever tell /sp/ about it?
d9d9ac No.15398109
>>15395515
No, that was cuckchan /vg/.
072579 No.15398114
d9d9ac No.15398121
>>15398114
They're still alive on sportschan, anon.
a74f46 No.15398906
>>15396391
>all these onahole owners horrified by how their jerk off toys were made
bless
5e3b7d No.15401598
>>15397400
>Forgetting Hellbreaker
smh tbh fam
9aa329 No.15401616
>>15401598
It's actually a pretty great game, but my audio was completely fucked the last time I tried to play it and I haven't been able to fix it since. what did you do, anon?
072579 No.15401619
>>15398121
Yeah, but not here.
819ba4 No.15402328
>>15396391
This Patrick perturbed me more >>15396464
19e698 No.15402477
>>15396207
based
bigger plz
457e3c No.15402557
>>15394890
>you play as a disgusting weebkike character designed by eastern faggots
Kill yourself weebnigger.
8a137e No.15402638
>>15395535
>robololi
>robloli
b936e7 No.15402651
>What should be in it?
My dick.
e8f2a4 No.15402697
>>15402669
>Anthro lolis
I don't think eastern Kemono style art is directly comparable to western Anthro styles. sonic characters are more like the classic funny animals of the 70's or later cartoony stylized "feral" art of the late 80's to mid 90's cream's mother on the other hand seems very anthro and makes no sense in the context of all other sonic designs.
643305 No.15402988
The main reason why /v/ projects fail is that like 98% of the “contributors” are just ideaguys who want to make a game with way too large of a scope. Meanwhile the 2% actual contributors are doing this shit for free and there are maybe half a dozen people with ANY talent so it crashes and burns with no actual results beyond a really basic demo. On halfchan this is fine because the population is so huge that 0.1% of the userbase having any talent can sometimes get shit done no matter how incompetent they could be. I doubt /v/ could ever collectively make a complete game, let alone a good one.
361f66 No.15403340
>>15402988
It's more that nobody compromises in anything. Nobody can accept A, that they don't really like or care about, just so they get B, that they actually like and care about. It's either only B or nothing at all.
It's a sign of immaturity actually, and expected among spergs and NEETs who value what they WANT over what they can actually get.
It seems an obvious explanation but when you think about it, it explains everything.
That's why there are idea guys, they know what they want but they are not gonna compromise their time learning the skills to get it done.
That's why there's so many people talking shit to each other, they know what they want and it's not what you want or what you're giving them so fuck you faggot cuck nigga kike!
5e3b7d No.15405567
>>15402988
/v/ HAS made complete games in the past though.
0a619b No.15405895
/v/'s ideal game: It's Doom, but with lolis, and you're shooting fags and niggers, and the entire thing is in ASCII, and was produced by a company that was previously known for bombing Bethesda HQ.
df7929 No.15406248
>>15396180
>a healing wound=fertile vagina
You're a massive faggot and I wish I had Roll lewds to bully you.
>>15396409
>>15396428
>>15396436
>>15396470
>>15396476
>>15397706
>>15398919
You all need to go back, you (((candyass))) (((roodypoos)))
>>15402328
You might like these more.
b7de90 No.15407392
>>15396391
>a literal living puni ana
That's a new level of fucked up. Removing not just the limbs, but most of the brain and head? Now I've seen it all.
cff90f No.15407399
>>15405895
I'd buy that for a dollar
a5680f No.15407411
>>15406248
That's some macabre shit, I like it.
0f804e No.15407512
>>15406248
>Patrick, I didn't know you were a girl.
I love it when they revisit old jokes in a witty and tasteful manner. Always cheers me up
bea522 No.15409719
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c543cb No.15409764
>>15409719
that's pretty rancid anon.
4f9fa3 No.15409844
>>15409719
That's a concerning amount of detail, but I'm glad I can't tell if it's correct.
020624 No.15409876
>>15409719
what in the fuck are those genitals?
what in the fuck is the rest of that?
everything looks like that hyper muscular fetish, and it looks like a nezumi style butthole above an alien face pussy, it seriously looks like a martian face with a fuckhole as a nose
8fab54 No.15409921
>>15409719
This is why I kill people.
faf3d0 No.15409936
67a939 No.15409945
>>15409719
Should've posted a good drawing instead.
a250e7 No.15410157
>>15396509
This is the best so far. Gameplay type? FPS? RTS?
Why would megacorp and gang leaders (all power-hungry A-type personalities, empathy-less sociopaths) want to be uploaded to a frail, small, female body?
Also, art style?
4f05c1 No.15410362
>>15395699
I heard someone say robo pussy and came as quickly as I could.
92019b No.15410480
>>15410376
>quickmeme.com
>>15394826
Some space exploration game with cute synth lolis as things you can find
4f05c1 No.15410560
>>15410480
>quickmeme.com
Shit, I've had that image for almost a decade now and I've never noticed that. Welp, time to boot up paint.net and make my own, I suppose.
60e408 No.15411278
Scooby-Doo ghoul school dating sim
72f4fb No.15411559
>>15410157
Well the reason for loli isn't really that important. you could pull a bioshock, have something that only makes little girls immortal, maybe a micro organism, or miracle drug.
a250e7 No.15413580
>>15411559
Hamfisted. What about some bio-disease that makes every body age super quickly at puberty? So instead of going from loli to teen like normal, everyone started going loli to old lady (dat sly social commentary, kek) and so the technology to move minds from body to body HAD to be a priority before everyone died of old age and we had no future generation to carry things on? Then EVERYONE in the game is pre-pubescent and being older than puberty is impossible, "naturally".
Gameplay type? FPS? RTS?
Also, art style?
275b78 No.15413619
>>15395409
>the last of us done-to-death concept of dragging a kid around a game
ENOUGH
KIDS RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD MOVIES AND THEY RUIN VIDOE GAMES AS WELL. I BET IT WOULD BE A FUCKING WALKING SIMULATOR TOO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THIS FUCKING IDEA GOD DAMN IT
RAGE
3be76c No.15413691
>>15395170
>>15395142
Amazing.
7303cc No.15413827
>>15394826
oppai loli monster girls
3d9464 No.15413899
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>>15409719
This is the thing about some of you furries, you must have dysmorphia or some other disability that makes you think this shit looks good.
7878a5 No.15413981
>this entirre thread
jesus christ /v/
66f6f9 No.15414073
>cuckchan making a game
oh boy i wonder what happened the 4243242 other times you faggots tried this
2a9d15 No.15414139
>>15413619
WRONG FAGGOT
>Kid spends game inside birdcage/tank on your back
>only time kid comes out is for puzzle sequences
>main badass says nothing other than manly grunts and bursts of steam from his headpiece to show he's really fucking pissed off
>game is at least Metal Gear Rising tier in terms of combat
>puzzles are little more than the block pushing stuff you had to do in God of War 1's pandora temple
>NG+ gives you the option of skipping the puzzles and going back to the combat
I'd NEVER suggest walking simulator faggotry to be propagated.
072198 No.15414327
>>15414104
>mfw they both moved to reddit before finishing
>mfw neither are officially finished
>>15394826
I don't want anything from /v/ but a 3d platformer.
84804e No.15420489
>>15394890
NaughtyDog already made that.