719ed3 No.15386272
Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Are you happy with your purchase?
I bought Mitsurugi Kamui Hikage because of them legs, and I was actually pretty happy until the game just sort of stopped.
considering the game has no maps I thought it was going to be a little longer.
7a983d No.15386280
My dick is too large so input my pin number accurately whenever making an online purchase, so I never could. I guess it's easier when you're as pencil-dicked as OP.
6a73ee No.15386291
>>15386280
You cheeky cunt.
df8248 No.15386297
>>15386280
>not tensing your pelvic floor muscle to life the copy right of the rack in the back of the Walmart and taking a kegel run all the way to the front register just for giggles
281dcf No.15386314
82a607 No.15386316
I honestly thought this was a thread about getting your dick chipped and then whipping it out and laying it on the NFC scanner at the store.
d8cd6e No.15386336
Bought Senran Kagura Shinobi Versus because the publisher was worth supporting and because it had 'plot'.
Was a good casual brawler.
df8248 No.15386339
>>15386316
That probably works in parts of Sweden and California.
acebb8 No.15386341
Not a game, but I once imported a doujin book only to find out it was a scat futa doujin.
3a92b6 No.15386343
Nope
except maybe the senrans, kinda
76431e No.15386348
>>15386272
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
No, because my IQ is above 60.
3a92b6 No.15386350
>>15386341
KEK
did you end up liking it?
1513d8 No.15386365
>>15386272
On multiple occasions, yes. Now i don't "buy" anything, but still prefer games that make my dick feel good.
Entry level: Nude mods and bethesda fuckery
Mid level: japanese ecchi games like oneechanbara, DOA and senran
High level: 3D porn games and illusion simulators
True deep dweller level: japanese dlsite RPG maker games, 2d hentai games and HTML/java/flash based text simulators
acebb8 No.15386366
>>15386341
I would, if not for the scat.
acebb8 No.15386369
366d30 No.15386372
I bought Skullgirls partly for the dick, but I also bought it because it seemed like a fun fighting game that had a good tutorial, and since I was quite unfamiliar with fighting games that was a must. I have yet to play it properly, but the first few matches I played were pretty fun. I still need to sink some time in it however.
2ec8a1 No.15386376
>>15386272
I unironically bought Nier:Automata because of this, didn't regret it that much, though.
9a6cae No.15386382
>>15386280
>Not being a tentacle dick futa that you can flex like a muscle to hold a stylus.
Welcome to /d/. You're welcome.
83023e No.15386385
It wasn't the only reason, but the thighs did play a part.
I could complain about a few of the gameplay features, but they don't undermine the fun and feels that I got from it.
99e4ec No.15386388
>buying games i the current year instead of pirating
029b7d No.15386393
>>15386365
>True deep dweller level: japanese dlsite RPG maker games, 2d hentai games and HTML/java/flash based text simulators
I started with these.
Fuck.
2cdcc8 No.15386404
>>15386341
There's nothing wrong with scat.
ef6af3 No.15386468
>>15386404
I dunno, I heard it's pretty shitty
e5a8e4 No.15386495
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Yes.
>Are you happy with your purchase?
Yes.
>I bought Mitsurugi Kamui Hikage because of them legs, and I was actually pretty happy until the game just sort of stopped.
Ok.
>considering the game has no maps I thought it was going to be a little longer.
Doesn't it have some endless survival mode?
54cdc9 No.15386516
Why would I?
Sex appeal is not what I look for a game. If I want eroticism, I'd rather use the internet for that.
ae06a5 No.15386529
>>15386348
Can't be much higher than room temperature.
e5a8e4 No.15386550
>>15386516
Because sex is the driving force behind every single thing and you're being a hypocrite.
8caa2b No.15386564
>>15386272
Elder Scrolls Arena. I can't post pics without crashing pale moon on my phone, but that box art of the female warrior…
8e6221 No.15386579
>95% of this thread will be weebbait shovelware what was actually completely trash of a game but people defended anyways for years
b83767 No.15386671
>>15386272
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Yes
>Are you happy with your purchase?
For the most part yeah.
SG:ZH probably is the worst one but even then it's pretty much still what I expected, the intense stuttering really doesn't work in it's favor though.
>>15386495
>1st pic
Anon please
73446a No.15386690
>>15386550
No it's not. If it were, men wouldn't go for jobs at burger king and would all be trying to be high paid suits.
8f2795 No.15386718
Yes. Usually porn games/animations shared in share thread.
281dcf No.15386797
>>15386550
>OY VEY GOYIM MY FREUDIAN DIALECTIC WILL TOTALLY BE ACCEPTED HERE
Reported.
3a92b6 No.15386817
>>15386579
>Nintoddler can't handle lewdness
what a surprise
c8c77e No.15386834
>>15386393
Same here, except I never spent a dime.
c2d8be No.15386886
f00cfa No.15386892
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Yes.
>Are you happy with your purchase?
I have no regrets
ad9ce6 No.15386909
>Buying games with your dick
You retards can't be this weak-minded, can you?
a0de90 No.15386929
I have also op and that game is one of them, it's actually decent from what I remember
bf7788 No.15386946
I not only got into MonHun with my dick, I am pretty sure the guy responsible for that doujinshis sold more MH games than their entire advertisement team.
e5da94 No.15386948
Your dick will never steer you wrong, think about it.
In our current climate of video games the only people who want to make sexy women in video games are people who have a mindset similar to those from /v/. Everyone else is falling over themselves trying to appeal to people who don't usually buy games for some kind of mysterious unattainable mass appeal, they play it safe and mass market friendly.
You could probably genuinely judge a games quality on how sexy the women are in it.
281dcf No.15386989
6ff42a No.15387015
I've been resisting the urge to get Custom Maid for a while now. Give me strength.
e5da94 No.15387021
>>15386955
>>15386989
>Two faggots in denial crying about tits and good video games
Colour me surprised.
a25078 No.15387024
>>15386341
>Not a game, but I once imported a doujin book only to find out it was a scat futa doujin.
Nigga, how the fuck?
a25078 No.15387028
>>15386955
>The jews want to put sexy women into videogames
Wrong.
f00cfa No.15387034
>Buys Shining Resonance
>Pretty average game
>All the girls are hot
>Ranges from humans, elves, big tits and flat chests.
Sadly the dark elf dies
8d5a7d No.15387040
>>15386272
I love Valkyrie Drive for the Vita. No regrets on that one.
t. Boobielover
e5da94 No.15387042
>>15387028
I'm expecting the speech about how enjoying tits in video games is somehow distracting you from finding a real woman and therefore is a jewish trick to reduce the white population and enable white genocide.
f00cfa No.15387056
>>15387042
>finding a real woman
Have you even seen real women lately?
Also women also through tantrums when you say how attractive they are caliing them potential rapists.
The jews are decreasing the population by turning men and women against each other.
99e4ec No.15387096
>>15386946
You can't just say that without providing a sad panda link.
fab0e1 No.15387117
>>15387104
Why would a w*man be posting about waifus?
8ce9da No.15387125
Have you ever bought a game with these dubs?
546b45 No.15387141
>>15387056
Goddamn, those are like a straight up parody.
>some weird undefineable spic creature
>a neckless goblinoid with le 80's nerd glasses
>a fat angry dyke with tattoos, purple hair, shaved sides and problem glasses
fc8771 No.15387153
>>15386272
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Senran Kagura Burst and Deep Crimson, as well as the Busticasted DLC
>Are you happy with your purchase?
I do enjoy stereoscopically looking at titty lolis.
I am somewhat ashamed of looking forward to a paid DLC so much, however.
ca5a9b No.15387155
>>15387117
If you haven't noticed, women's special interest groups for decades having been pushing laws that, inch by inch, will end up giving women complete power over men. The metoo shit is a symptom of this.
>can unilaterally decide if she gets pregnant. power over conception is 10:1, in favor of women
>attempts made at oral contraception for men are just HRT drgus. there's no way this is coincidence
>once trapped with a baby, a man is siphoned for all his earnings, making him a wage slave
>waifu choosing a man is just like letting them walk into a grocery store and picking someone to drain themselves
>complete power
That anon's post is just another symptom of this slow boil.
8e6221 No.15387158
>>15387056
lets make that a broader subject:
Jews want to put sexy women into all forms of entertainment.
or atleast they used to. if you have not notice US media is quickly trying to move away from that and find other ways to captive the goy. sexualizing females still exist but now you see vocal minority media group backlashing them because they feel offend. I dont know or care about the root cause of this niche pandering on an already still niche entertainment branch but you can clearly see what it is doing.
now if japs had this same type of conflict would the results be exactly the same? Can you imagine in your head a Japanese women standing up for herself? all the jav porn is always some girl either being nice, caring, obedient, getting fucked by some blurred out dude. Then you got metrosexual dude that have the aesthetics of a women but are still a dude. go even further and you get traps.
both cultures are clearly marketing to different types of people.
>>15387056
>have you even seen real women lately?
you're only looking at what you want to look at.
f00cfa No.15387165
Anything with pantsu is an instant buy
a25078 No.15387180
>>15387155
I just assumed it meant that if you have to choose your waifu from a list of other characters, then it isn't a real waifu. A real waifu is one that you see and immediately know "she's the one". This phrase is used in that way for a lot of other things, but you're not wrong about 3d women trying to make all men their slaves.
1547ff No.15387184
I bought Senran Kagura with my dick, and I didn't regret it. It was entertaining enough, and I just dropped the series when I saw that it was starting to stagnate. I also partially bought Omega Labyrinth Z because of Rio (pic related, and also a reminder that Sony says this is child porn), but also because I was infuriated that SJWs were trying to tell me what I could and couldn't play. I didn't regret this one either as it was a competent roguelike with some unique mechanics, like breast size actually factoring into the combat, and super challenging post game content.
75217a No.15387200
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
nier automata, and yes. It was pretty hot, and the game was generally also okay as a bonus
ca5a9b No.15387205
I don't (((buy))) games that call to my dick, as I always assume it's all flash and no substance. Same thing for anime if the content really is as good as you say, they wouldn't depend on this style of bait, now would they?
I do get suckered in by cute, though. Pic related
2c8d7e No.15387206
>>15386550
Then there's no point of playing video games at all because of free porn. Unless they're porn video games.
502e8a No.15387238
I always check gameplay before buying anything. Lewd is a good incentive but if the gameplay doesn't hold up at all then I don't buy it. I ended up enjoying all these games with Arcana Heart being one of my favorite fighters and Ar Nosurge getting me into the Ar Tonelico series. My only regret is Neptunia. The series would work better as a visual novel honestly. In Re;birth, once you can use EX skills the combat is very boring as EX skills just nuke everything.
502e8a No.15387253
>>15387205
>if the content really is as good as you say, they wouldn't depend on this style of bait, now would they?
Why not have it unless you're trying to go for a certain theme/atmosphere? You can get two crowds because of it. Waifufags and people who actually enjoy a good plot. Fate Grand Order, for example, definitely relies on sex appeal but some still enjoy FGO for the plot. Though I have never played it myself so that could be just waifufags having more justification to roll for their waifu.
546b45 No.15387278
>>15387165
Is there some kind of fancy word for that fold between the thigh and buttock?
b986cc No.15387286
>>15386550
>Because sex is the driving force behind every single thing
That explains my enjoyment of programming, gamedev, and reading. They're actually just very high IQ mating dances. You're a dumbfuck, go drink paint
264ac7 No.15387287
My cock is constantly buying me games
aa8269 No.15387300
>Spending your money on entertainment media based on your sexual urges
If you do this, know that your consciousness and rationality are so weak that you put them below reproduction instincts.
You're more ape than man.
f00cfa No.15387302
>>15387238
>Ar Tonelico
My African American.
Especially the series isn't short on sexy girls.
>>15387253
>Though I have never played it myself so that could be just waifufags having more justification to roll for their waifu.
This right here is what turns me off, waifufags ruin the userbase. Just look at the Persona userbase.
20192a No.15387303
>>15386550
>What we term "psychological imposture" is the tendency to reduce everything to psychological factors and to call in question not only what is intellectual or spiritual – the first being related to truth and the second to life in and by truth – but also the human spirit as such, and therewith its capacity of adequation and, still more evidently, its inward illimitation and transcendence. The same belittling and truly subversive tendency rages in all the domains that 'scientism' claims to embrace, but its most acute expression is beyond all doubt to be found in psychoanalysis. Psychoanalysis is at once an endpoint and a cause, as is always the case with profane ideologies, like materialism and evolutionism, of which it is really a logical and fatal ramification and a natural ally.
b986cc No.15387307
f00cfa No.15387328
>>15387287
>Pyra
>tfw I've yet to play Xenoblade Chronicles 2
I seriously want to play that game just for her.
She looks so fuckable.
4e3bfb No.15387357
>>15386495
>iconoclasts
isnt that shit pozzed?
3d9c0e No.15387359
>>15387184
>reminder that Sony says this is child porn
Wasn't it technically the British government that considered it child porn?
8c387b No.15387369
>>15387307
you have to go back
4e3bfb No.15387378
>>15387287
>fourth pic
>add a 3DPD into a game
>still looks like shit
paz is better.
1547ff No.15387379
>>15387359
Technically, yes. Sony's official statement on the matter is that he game didn't meet "quality standards." If that were true, it wouldn't have gotten released in Japan, and everyone knows Sony allows complete dogshit on the PSN as long as the person pays up, like that janky as fuck game where you play as a tiger. The truth is that Sony banned it because of the girls.
85f59c No.15387385
>>15386272
Damn Ant-joos pretty much got me by the balls.
Fuk did I pump money into my waifu harem.. -_-
01cd3b No.15387400
>>15387378
>Paz
Why did you fucking remind me. The fifth tape still hurts
a25078 No.15387407
>>15387278
Yes, in fact there is: "Gluteal sulcus".
Boorus use the tag "gluteal_fold", but skimming through the results it's 90% of the time tagged on images where it's just barely visible from the front.
b896f9 No.15387409
>>15387400
Remidner that she got literally fisted on camera.
b91a4a No.15387439
My dick has made me purchase several games. Zero regrets so far.
c0e769 No.15387476
yes I know but I paid like 2.99 and got a few solid hours out of it so no not sorry
546b45 No.15387482
>>15387407
Thank you, I knew I could trust on anon on things like this
f06fda No.15387485
>>15386948
This is actually a good point. Better than >>15386550, at least.
By the way, I find the people who (sometimes immediately) speak of weak wills and the like at the slightest reference to attractive women, especially busty ones, almost as if in a panic or in great fear. If they are incapable of dealing with natural eroticism with self-control, with the ability to accept/reject/continue/cease as appropriate, doesn't that mean that they are the weak ones?
6a3f88 No.15387494
>>15386272
Yes, my recent purchasing of 3 psp games was only because of muh dik.
Ikki Tousen xross impact
Queen's Blade Spinal Chaos
Queen's Gate Spinal Chaos
I liked Ikki Tousen for it's simple beat em up gameplay. the other games I need to try out. I've heard they've got great gameplay.
The most recent PS4 games that I purchased because of muh dik was
Bullet Girls Phantasia
Fate Extella Link
I liked the fate game it was pure white noise game that was fun, maybe fun is too strong of words to use but it was decent enough, while Bullet Girls Phantasia had nice panties but it lacked fun gunplay the rifles feel shallow and there is no fun in shooting things.
9bc0e6 No.15387500
>>15387485
Thankfully 3DPD does nothing for me.
c0e769 No.15387511
not really dick so much as feels. Kinda of regret it because even though the game itself is good the waifus are trash compared to the goat waifus of rf3
6cfd6e No.15387517
Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
More than a few times, yes.
Are you happy with your purchase?
Yeah. Recently grabbed shinovi verses, but I need to get back to it now that I'm a little further along on my backlog.
a77f94 No.15387541
>>15386948
Not entirely wrong, but just buying whatever korean or niponease mobage because they have tiddies will definitely fuck you up.
386a8c No.15387549
>>15386341
Reminds me of a doujin I read where the second chapter has scat despite the first being pretty vanilla aside from some certain themes. It was pretty disappointing.
2b2932 No.15387554
>>15386718
who's the artist?
a290df No.15387622
haven't bought xv yet, but the cute twink is the only thing that even makes me consider it. don't regret the other two
1e7ad6 No.15387692
Near A Tomato
Just joking, I pirated that shitty port like anyone in their right mind would do
>actually giving money to (((squeenix)))
The first NieR had better feels and boss stories
00c780 No.15387719
I thought this picture was so hot that I bought the game
546b45 No.15387771
If I had any experience with the previous games this would definitely be on the dick's wishlist
f00cfa No.15387782
>>15387771
Sniper girl has the best ass.
546b45 No.15387792
>>15387782
also maximum qt
>>15387777
checked
f06fda No.15387809
>>15387500 (checked)
They do this regarding 3D or 2D. The profligate ideologues on the left and their bovine thralls especially react to 2D because they know the vast majority of 3D women cannot compete. Just look at that image in the first post I made reference to. Notice how the woman in it lacks femininity: no grace, no elegance, it's not even in her form–I daresay she looks like a lanky, effeminate male, and would more so if not for the giveaway physical traits.
And that's supposed to be the standard for women, as prescribed by Hollywood.
bc4a38 No.15387810
>>15387719
eww shes pregnant
fe994d No.15387815
I was smart enough to buy it on sale.
f00cfa No.15387821
>>15387815
It pains me that theirs lack of fanart for this semen demon.
Bikini princess deserves more love.
70eee8 No.15387834
>>15387810
>pregnant
>bad
Of all the thing you could've complained about, you had to choose the part that was actually good.
684bb8 No.15387841
e0919b No.15387850
Oh hell yes i have, i mostly buy with my dick in fact otherwise i pirate.
For example DOAX2 i bought because of anime ass and titties and it came with a full color 40 page booklet (half the book is pictures of the girls), i didn't even have a 360 back then.
7cae86 No.15387929
>>15386272
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Demon's Souls. She bought it with her first paycheck at her new fast food job. But you're wondering about buying games for your dick. No, I don't do that. I buy games for gameplay first and foremost, would rather have something to plat for more than the five minutes it takes to bust a nut.
737008 No.15387941
The penis is wise. Cute girls make any game better.
8e6221 No.15387952
>>15387911
>CUSSES IN THIS BREAD
>breast
1401ae No.15387955
I avoid things like h-gamess because I don't want to mix games and masturbation. They both require your hands at the same time so I don't get how people do it.
But I will play almost anything that isn't focused on the sex appeal, but still lets me plays as a girl and have sex with people. It gets me excited for multiple reasons, but I have to actively engage with that part of the game, it's not there all the time.
>>15386316
>this will be the norm in only 10 years
What a world.
>>15387303
Insightful.
e2d947 No.15387972
>>15387815
>>15387821
Code of Princess is an embarrassingly bad game
5160e5 No.15387979
>>15387253
Reminder that Fate Gay/Order is helping to prop up Sony
1401ae No.15387986
>>15387407
This is a high tier tag up there with skindentation and trefoil.
70eee8 No.15388000
>>15387955
>They both require your hands at the same time so I don't get how people do it.
A lot of h-games you can play with one hand. Even if you can't, there's either sex scenes you can stop playing to fap to, or just get an onahole and find a good position to thrust into it from without hands.
8ad60a No.15388024
The only reason why anyone would buy this game is because of dick.
That why I bought it. It was ok, but not worth the time. Could use more content/mods
eaac53 No.15388025
Yes, I read lots of hentai comics. I visit this one site where the front page always has new stuff. I only started watching Kill la Kill and My Hero Academia after reading some good hentai about Ryuko and Tsuyu. For games, I only started playing Teaching Feeling after reading a good one about Sylvie.
Other than hentai, I also buy games with marriage/romance systems. But ONLY if they have heterosexual-only options. This means like Harvest Moon or Persona games, etc. Usually, nothing western because western devs love to shove gayness into everything nowadays. Currently, I'm playing Dragon Quest V because it has 3 potential wifes you can marry, even though Bianca is my clear favorite.
7cae86 No.15388055
>>15388024
I'm pretty sure they bought it because of tits and ass, homo.
546b45 No.15388057
>>15387986
oh boy, all this learning I'm getting from this thread!
b9677f No.15388062
>>15388025
>Teaching Feeling
Reminder that it'd be ten times better with more positions preferably along the lines of cowgirl, doggy style and anal Absolute qt though.
1401ae No.15388099
>>15388057
b) zettai ryouiki
c) skindentation
d) thighhighs
Most people probably know this one already, but it's important nonetheless.
fe994d No.15388117
>>15387972
Again, I was smart enough to buy it on sale.
fe994d No.15388167
>>15387850
I've been looking all over for full box copies of DoAX1&2 for what feels like forever now.
00c780 No.15388202
>>15387777
>>15387802
I have to live with this shame
00c03e No.15388234
3d9c0e No.15388277
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>>15387986
>>15388099
Naizuri is the greatest tag ever.
b9677f No.15388326
>>15388277
what's the first girls name, I recognize her but her name has evaded me.
8ce9da No.15388336
>>15387719
I had a stiffy before I opened this image.
1401ae No.15388357
>>15388277
As useless as the human body is, it sure is plentiful in beauty. Not just breasts, a specific action of the breast, not just fat, but the area and interaction with the fat. There's so many highly specific things we can focus on. What an endless blessing.
It's hard to contain my appreciation. An endless sea of it online too, all cataloged and well defined.
2ef255 No.15388375
>>15388277
>Liking flat chest
eaac53 No.15388393
>>15388062
>cowgirl
If you deny her sexual appetite long enough, you'll wake up in the middle of the night and find her in the cowgirl position, having sex with you.
>doggy style
If you rape her (please don't; she deserves to be loved), the rape happens in the doggy style position.
Alternatively, you can still do her from behind in the kitchen as she's making breakfast for you. Do this instead of raping her.
>anal
No anal. Which is probably for the best. Lolis and anal don't mix. Maybe in the fictionalized world of hentai, but irl medical horror stories say otherwise.
719ed3 No.15388397
>>15387719
Shadman should really try harder to get better at art.
Like really dude you're already productive, you've got no excuse not to put some more effort into actually getting better.
3d9c0e No.15388404
>>15388375
Big tits please the dick but flat chests please the heart. Also:
>Not liking both
Idiort always wins, faggot.
b9677f No.15388418
>>15388393
I've done all the positions but I find the lack of being able to have the hands be where I want them to be a bit of an irritance. the forest scene is great though
On my first playthrough I did molest her, what a fucking mistake that was. yeah anal with an actual child would be a horrible idea, pretty sure vaginal would be hard enough
>>15388404
>Not liking both
This honestly, big tits are great but flat chests are great too, it depends on the person and their frame.
8ce9da No.15388420
>>15388393
Lolis are not for fugging.
3d9c0e No.15388439
>>15388393
>irl medical horror stories say otherwise
8ce9da No.15388462
>>15388439
Anon you should not want to know about children getting anal raped.
b9677f No.15388466
>>15388462
>implying it isn't a fantastic subject for family discourse
0dd35d No.15388470
b0aa31 No.15388504
>>15387719
there are now 3 existing shadman images I know of that I like. Thank you. I have a particular attraction to this one, if for no other reason, for the fact that it caused doki fags to have a total melt down despite being probably one of the most Vanilla things this guy has ever drawn.
polite sage because I am not trying to de rail the thread with cancer honestly
9cd330 No.15388510
I know I'm not the only one.
7d0a8d No.15388536
I don't masturbate so I've never felt motivated to buy something because it sexually aroused me. I do however play games because they appeal to my heart. Then I find out my heart has great taste in games because 9 out of 10 times the games are fantastic.
b0aa31 No.15388541
>>15388510
I have never played that game as I have vowed to buy no more consoles after the nintendo wii I got for christmas in 2009
but fuck if this does not make me have to think hard about it for a couple seconds
3c3bc9 No.15388615
I can happily say I have not. Even as a teenager I wasn't retarded enough to fall for that shit. I did, however, buy a Mortal Kombat game once when I finally became old enough to buy them, out of some misguided assumption that a game with this many entries is probably good. Whoops, lol.
8c387b No.15388632
You always jerk off before you buy anything that might cloud your judgement.
17f161 No.15388649
9172ce No.15388674
>>15386365
So you're the guy who's keeping the rpgmaker devs in business.
4e3bfb No.15388689
>>15387771
i want to buy the complete artbook edition of VC, fuck!
79b84e No.15388699
>>15386341
Was it a radiohead doujin?
e0919b No.15388719
>>15388326
The girls are: alice shimada from girls und panzer, utsugi yuuki from girls und panzer and ashley from warioware.
f6c1ec No.15388748
>>15386365
>>15386393
>dlsite
I started by downloading H-games from obscure BBS portals. Or whatever they were called, I don't remember. You dialed into a local BBS, and their system would dial out to another service like compuserve or the local collage network you needed credentials to get on. I guess that makes me an Ancient Ascended True Deep Dweller.
8ce9da No.15388762
>>15388541
I heard Splatoon is pretty fun too, it almost makes me regret having moved to PC.
502e8a No.15388776
>>15387302
One day I'll learn moon and play the games raped by NISA. At least AT2 is fixed.
>>15387494
>Bullet Girls Phantasia
>Fate Extella Link
Same here. It should be shipping soon for me. It looked really fun. BGP could definitely have better gameplay but I'm still enjoying myself. I suggest pirating Disgaea 5 as it's the best version of the game due to certain mods and translation fixes.
https://pastebin.com/CpkgdNPY
>>15387511
Rune Factory 3 had crazy women as marriage material. But they were definitely fun. 4 has them more down to earth but it's still fun.
>>15387972
This. Never played the remake but the original was at 12 FPS most of the time.
>>15387979
>Fate Gay/Order
We're not 12 anon hopefully. Adding gay to FGO doesn't make any sense when it does its best to appeal to everyone. There's most likely a better insult for it. Anyway it is making Sony a stupid amount of money. They realized T&A, when heavily marketed and tied to a big series, prints a ton of money.
https://soranews24.com/2018/08/11/the-boobs-are-important-anime-directors-feedback-notes-remind-animators/
1401ae No.15388789
>>15388536
A man of value.
f6c1ec No.15388836
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>>15387056
California Girls has taken on a whole new meaning in [[[current year+3]]]. None of this would be happening if California had just fallen into the ocean 10 years ago like everybody was fear-mongering and predicting. Fucking conspiracy theories are bullshit and disappointing.
But on the plus side just like all those fat dyke bitches, the fires are getting worse every year. We just need to start loading down those "firefighting aircraft" with napalm instead of retardant and let it run it's course.
0c3942 No.15388963
>wall to wall genuinely beautiful girls
>barely any or even no gross shit like fat fetish
I wish every thread was like this.
>>15387771
>>15387782
>>15387792
So many perfect girls but some are more perfect than others.
736731 No.15388980
>>15388789
The games aren't always great or perfect but I feel at ease whether or not they are good. Cotton I get hyped about but some other games are just a nice novelty.
2204b2 No.15388990
Yes, these two.
Code of Princess turned out to be a fun yet simple beat-em-up game, I don't regret it.
X-Blades turned out to be just as bad as I'd always heard it was and I regret buying it even on sale.
f00cfa No.15388992
I still wish a third game would be announced
08a828 No.15389034
>>15386948
They're also people that care more about having fun or trying out crazy ideas for games than making pretentious shit for retarded cucks and hags. Unashamedly liking tits and sexy women in general literally says everything about people you can get along with and trust now because it directly reflects on how they actually think and feel.
08a828 No.15389056
>>15386948
>>15389034
Cannot fucking stress enough tits on 2D teenagers specifically.
736731 No.15389062
>>15389034
What if you just like cute girls being cute?
253423 No.15389138
>>15388748
ho-lee-shit I never thought I'd see someone post metal & lace here. I remember seeing that in the back of gaming magazines.
I remember those BBS portals. I wasn't old to have my own computer when they were, but I can remember dudes calling into Rusty & Eddie's. If I recall, the migration went something BBS, newsgroups, IRC, p2p apps, torrents, to whatever we have now. Its been quite a ride. Stay strong aniki.
a62dc4 No.15389144
>soyboys trying to justify their limp dicks
Wew
bc4a38 No.15389162
>>15389062
sounds like fun to me
8c387b No.15389195
>>15389144
>cuckchan memes
end yourself
06565b No.15389215
>>15386718
It's a sad day when you find an artist you like that only does netorare.
It's a great day when you do find they've done a couple non-netorare.
06565b No.15389314
>>15387328
>she looks so fuckable
Any doujins where pyra is a magic-induced hallucinogenic delusion and the person who thinks he's fucking her is in fact rubbing his dick into coleslaw on an actual sword blade?
>>15387407
What do you call that little portion of ass curvature visible through a girl's open crotch from the front?
79b84e No.15389317
>>15389197
Sluts are one thing, children are another muhammad.
000000 No.15389342
>>15386272
>Have you ever bough a game with your dick?
Never.
I don't give a fuck about fanservice if the game is a steaming pile of shit.
If the game is good, and features fanservice on top of it, then great, but i don't want to play, or even worse, waste money on trash because of eye-candy alone.
e0919b No.15389350
>>15389197
>a woman being raped can deter her rapist by pooping
Let's not turn this rape into a murder, quite literally.
8ce9da No.15389380
>>15389197
There's quite a difference between grown women and little kids, Abdul.
9cd330 No.15389394
>>15388541
>>15388762
Splatoon is very fun. Everyone that skipped the Wii U missed out.
8ce9da No.15389407
>>15389394
If Nintendo ever stops being a bunch of kikes i'll b buy it, but that's not gonna happen.
502e8a No.15389415
How many of you played a game simply because it had a good soundtrack? I played Azur Lane for about 2 weeks before dropping it because I heard some good tunes from the Jazz Threads on /animu/.
>>15389314
I believe they're called "ass fangs". But I don't think it has a tag.
>>15389380
Only physically, not mentally. Most women are adult children. This is why most of them don't make any damn sense or sound very narcissistic.
8ce9da No.15389418
>>15389415
Maybe fucking women should be illegal then.
06775a No.15389421
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>>15389415
I picked up GG Overture because of Keep Yourself Alive III and it worked as a gateway into the rest of the series.
000000 No.15389424
>>15389197
If you really believe that shit you are either a kike or a mudslime, you fucking semitic trash.
>>>/gaschamber/
a0de90 No.15389451
>>15386948
unironicly this, show me a good game with disgusting SJW approved women, i'll wait
e95a6a No.15389455
>mfw I bought skullgirls despite never playing fighting games
>mfw I dropped it after a week because I suck major ass at fighting games
>mfw I have no face because my fucking computer got bricked and I have to shitpost from my phone
502e8a No.15389511
>>15389418
Doesn't matter. It will be men's fault either way.
>>15389455
Skullgirls is not a fighting game for beginners. It has many things that will overwhelm the player and barely any comeback mechanics or chances for you to fight back if you're combo'd. Something like Koihime Enbu, Vanguard Princess, Street Fighter 2, and even the Touhou fighters are better. Essentially games where you can't be defeated in 3-4 combos like most fighters. Guilty Gear Xrd and UNIST are great for teacher you at how to get better at fighters but I feel you won't have much room to learn when you get into a combo, get put into a corner, and die because you don't know the mix-up. SF2, Vanpri, and Koihime give you many chances to mess up and fight back making comebacks feel all the better and the enemy pressure less overwhelming. You can also try out King of Fighters 98 which is good for beginners. Of course, it's best to simply play what you find fun and you'll naturally get better if you keep playing with others who are better than you.
Pic related, it's the grappler from Vanguard Princess.
bc4a38 No.15389535
>>15389511
i want her veegus to grapple my weenus
8ce9da No.15389537
>>15389511
It won't be once the dumb cunts have been gotten rid of.
da2391 No.15389552
>>15387253
>some still enjoy FGO for the plot
The plot only (supposedly) gets good in sections that are almost all only available in the Japanese version. The English version only got the first part of the game with a good plot around a month ago, and it's two years behind JP's plot. Most of the people who say they're playing the game for the plot but don't know Japanese and aren't playing the Japanese version are either lying or only read fan-translated summaries of the plot online instead of actually playing it for the plot. The waifufags who play FGO have awful taste too, fucking Nerofags need to be gassed, she singlehandedly ruins every part of the plot she shows up in and the game's writers seem to love her and endlessly fellate her. Even as an ordinary human, she's stronger than any other human in her time, just as strong as a servant, because she's so perfect and special, and she doesn't need Reality Marbles because her magecraft is just as strong as one, even though she isn't even a mage, because waifufags are cancer and fuck anyone who wants to play the game without seeing a whore shout "umu" every other line. And she's not even the worst forced attempt at waifubait in the game.
bc4a38 No.15389566
>>15389537
why do you want to turn the world into a gay sausage party?
8ce9da No.15389570
>>15389566
I said dumb cunts, not all the cunts.
97cf75 No.15389590
>>15389570
>dumb cunts
>not all the cunts
There is no difference.
f00cfa No.15389592
All of the FeMCs in the Pokemon series make my dick diamond hard
8ce9da No.15389595
>>15389590
>Implying that your waifu is a dumb cunt
97cf75 No.15389599
>>15389595
You know damn well I was talking about 3d.
8ce9da No.15389602
>>15389599
2D waifus are also women, so they count too.
3e6ad1 No.15389604
>>15389592
A man of taste.
5fd154 No.15389605
>>15389602
Drawings of women*
8ce9da No.15389607
5fd154 No.15389611
>>15389607
Not women, drawings of women. I see you are mentally ill.
11a926 No.15389612
>>15389607
Marble sculptures.
8ce9da No.15389613
>>15389611
But they represent women ergo they are women.
5fd154 No.15389616
>>15389613
>rip up picture of waifu
>commit murder
Ahh shit I'm fucked now.
8ce9da No.15389618
11a926 No.15389621
8ce9da No.15389624
>>15389616
Don't worry anon, you can still bring her back to life before you get arrested, you just need to draw well unless your waifu is a CalArts abomination.
bc4a38 No.15389625
>>15389599
sometimes 3d women give us 2d girls. they cant be that dumb
8ce9da No.15389627
7dd822 No.15389659
>>15389144
I like that they're now friends.
502e8a No.15389661
>>15389535
The game is full of cuties.
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=sR28UYZzJAU
>>15389537
You don't need to remove them. You just need to take most of their rights away that put them on the same level or above men. By doing so, it'll be better for everyone. More men are now taking the jobs that women got due to diversity hire. Men work harder and longer than women making companies more successful and employees may get paid more. Women don't vote on stupid shit that mainly or only benefits them like welfare and free tampons so there's less taxes. More wealth for everyone giving women more reason to settle down and mooch off of men. Now that they don't work they can spend more time mothering their children while not having to deal with the stress from work.
Everyone wins except ugly women who hate men because they don't look at them.
>>15389595
She is. It only makes her more cute when her retardation is pointed out while being a smug shithead.
8ce9da No.15389668
>>15389661
>Implying that the removal of dumbasses from the gene pool isn't necessary
You still shouldn't call your waifu a dumb cunt anon, it's rude.
9777e6 No.15389708
>>15389197
You're fucking retarded and those pictures are /r9k/ tier. I hope a man shoves his phallus into your orifice whether you like it or not.
6d576c No.15389723
>>15389511
The later Touhou fighters are honestly a bit too simple. Even for a pleb like me, they felt pretty bare bones. I think anons attributed it to the lack of a proper "low attack" but i would say it is because it is basically only zoning. You can't do proper mix ups in melee, and moving up or down is very floaty feeling. Soku is still very focused on zoning, it is a spin off of a game about danmaku, but the characters play in a more varied way, and even individual characters are more fun to play, and have a more interesting move set. The main thing I liked about the new fighting games is the new sprite art, which is very nice at showing off legs, but all the graphics in the world doesn't change the fact that the old style is just more fun to play. You probably only meant the Soku games, but I feel it is worth mentioning.
5c9cb5 No.15389732
I am well acquainted with dick-buying of games, but usually it isn't the only reason. At a minimum I have to enjoy the concept of a game, and ideally it's not totally mishandled. If it is it's fun to tear apart at least.
>>15389625
Tsunako definitely isn't.
357c89 No.15389738
>>15389659
This is oddly heartwarming, I like it.
bc4a38 No.15389743
>>15389723
people like the later touhou fighters because shinny is a mother fucker
6a3f88 No.15389757
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Queen's Gate Spiral Chaos
made my dick hard
worth getting a PSP for
8ce9da No.15389762
>>15389659
>Implying that they haven't always been friends
f00cfa No.15389890
>>15388375
>Not being a breast lover
8ce9da No.15389891
>>15389890
>Not being an ass lover
502e8a No.15389975
>>15389757
>SRW: Queen's Blade Edition
Speaking of which, when will we get a Queen's Gate/Blade fighting game? It could be a Soul Calibur clone or something like Tatsunoko VS Capcom.
>>15389891
>Not being a thighs lover
08a828 No.15390004
>>15389197
This kind of braincell killing shit is why I unironically, humorlesly say we need to hunt down and exterminate every last inernet retard.
8c387b No.15390009
>>15390004
Starting with you.
1ab5d7 No.15390026
b3bdd5 No.15390035
I bought Onechanbara.. at least the girls were got but I never beaten but it was fun.
a731fd No.15390047
Fucking Neptunia. I am not happy with what I've done, but it was unnegotiable.
834fed No.15390055
>>15388277
Sorry to inform you that your fetish is simply not possible. I've tried
08a828 No.15390083
>>15390009
It was 2 spelling typos you fucking nigger.
3e6ad1 No.15390091
>>15390004
Does Quentin trigger you too?
8ce9da No.15390096
>>15389975
>Implying I don't love both asses and thighs.
0ec93a No.15390098
Soycuck propaganda, even worse if OP doesn't even realize they're in his head.
Sex is a healthy and right activity. Only kikes make it a dirty thing that degrades those involved, aka porn.
8ce9da No.15390116
>>15390091
I wonder if that faggot still posts on cuckchan.
0ec93a No.15390117
>>15387300
>>Spending your money on entertainment media based on your sexual urges
>If you do this, know that your consciousness and rationality are so weak
M'lady, I srsly hope you're not toxic masculinity
730d21 No.15390127
I almost bought a game with my dick, but after I realized there was no other reason I was interested in it, I declined and now I don't even remember what that game was.
I've pirated a ton of games for that reason though.
>>15388776
They were more down to earth, but at the same time they felt more artificial and generic. The personalities of the girls in 3 weren't groundbreaking by any means, yet it felt like they had more to them.
08a828 No.15390132
>>15390091
Retarded, pretentious, blameless pedophile faggot needs a wired shut jaw followed by removing it with a chainsaw. Stop using shitty buzzwords just for irritants or losing patience and wanting to kill stubborn retards to shut up once and for all when you'd get the exact same just for wanting to fuck any of the girls in >>15389592
3e6ad1 No.15390138
>>15390132
Calm down anon, you sound insanely triggered.
f6c1ec No.15390151
>>15390091
>socially adjusted men
>/v/
I think you're in the wrong place, friendo.
730d21 No.15390155
>>15390132
What do you think of TruthSeeker?
08a828 No.15390158
>>15390155
Can't fool me with this.
c65c87 No.15390161
Went for the THICC, stayed for the feels.
3e6ad1 No.15390170
>>15390158
And yet RAPE 101 was too subtle for you.
546b45 No.15390183
>>15390161
what in god's name is that image?
2ffbd2 No.15390191
>>15390155
more like dubs seeker.
08a828 No.15390194
>>15390170
The shitty omnipresent editing with nothing but Looney Toons, comically bad unfitting random name, hilariously bad dialogue and structure, forced communism propaganda and complete randomness made it too obvious.
The other shit sounded like it would actually come from a random retard that wants to be Elliot Rodger, but is just a pathetic cuck that doesn't even at least comically believe "women only fucking dumbass jocks" is slowly ensuring humanity's downfall and he needs to erase the supposed degenerates. Instead the little bitch is just bitter and wants an excuse to pathetically strawman anyone responding negatively about rape as a whiteknight without any argument.
c65c87 No.15390206
>>15390183
It's called "having an old PC". The washed away color filter of the copied city didn't help
f2d828 No.15390209
>>15386272
>Are you happy with your purchase?
No, I only got to one lewd before I lost interest
ca501a No.15390211
>>15390183
Lightning cosplaying, by the look of it.
a25078 No.15390216
>>15390091
20million years in mspaint, I hope you like it.
8ce9da No.15390221
>>15390191
YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER
08a828 No.15390232
>>15390216
Perfect reversal.
000000 No.15390289
>Buying games with your dick
Is there another reason to buy them? Is there another thing you should listen to?
dae3df No.15390438
>>15389975
>Not enjoying and respecting breasts, ass, and thighs equally
f2d828 No.15390468
>>15386550
>appeal to nature
Not an argument
bc4a38 No.15390579
>>15389975
>brown skin and green hair
5c9cb5 No.15390602
>>15390579
>brown skin and green hair
Sorry I couldn't resist.
>>15390468
And what's yours? I don't expect full-on sex in a game but lewd content is nice spice, and I appreciate some of the work that goes into including such detail, even if it's a compromise to other elements.
c5b3fe No.15390611
I recently bought Bullet Girls Phantasia. You can bully a high school girl with a fish stick and an ice cream cone until she's quivering on the floor, drooling, with hearts in her pupils.
I'm satisfied with my purchase and appreciate the efforts of the devs.
c5b3fe No.15390621
>>15390468
Stefan Molyjew quotes are actually not an argument, and you're an idiot for lapping up the garbage of kiketube (((thought leaders.)))
fc8771 No.15390637
>>15390621
>Stefan Molyjew quotes are actually not an argument
It doesn't help, that he seems to have a punchable face
5c9cb5 No.15390648
>>15390611
Their games have no problem with lewd. While it is badly mishandled in gameplay, I love the thing in Gun Gun Pixies where you can make your girl strike poses to mimic a figurine. It allows you to avoid detection but what's neat is they coded like 20 or more different ones. Most are just cool things like "hadouken" or "check 'em" but then you get one where she's lifting her skirt to present her panties, or various "take me" poses.
Also I prefer Bullet Girls 2 in theme and gameplay, and it's no slouch either when it comes to lewd. Phantasia made the mistake of sending their cheap and cheerful games to the PS4, resulting in a severely compromised handheld version. Also making everything drab-looking and no longer being able to shoot naked lots of cute girls, instead making it mostly generic monsters. If I wanted slaughter map gameplay I'd play Doom.
>>15390637
He's got one hell of a rape face whenever Ben Garrison draws him though.
cdd12b No.15390651
>>15388024
>Haydee
It was okay but really barebones. I hoped they fleshed it out some more.
>>15390438
>Not enjoying everything in your waifu's body
9172ce No.15390659
>>15390209
I won't deny my dick is encouraging me to buy cyberpunk 2077. It also wanted me to buy far cry 5
cdd12b No.15390675
>>15390659
>It also wanted me to buy far cry 5
What even the fuck is fuckable in this game, and why would you buy Far Cry 5 when it's just a Far Cry 3/4 reskin that can't even do better than the previous games despite being almost a carbon copy, with dogshit antagonists that are not fun to fight, with a leader that has a litteral Nuke Ex Machina plot armor, and pozzed with Denuvo and single player microtransactions?
Don't tell me you want to fuck the bear.
e0919b No.15390686
>>15390659
>cybersoy (((2077)))
>farsoy 5
>my dick is encouraging me to buy them
Yeah right (((anon))), i also recommend all my fellow goyim to buy these two fantastic games on your nearest Gamestop for $69.99 (remember that buying second hand is piracy) and don't forget to preorder and get the season pass!
9172ce No.15390722
>>15390686
Far cry 5 sure I can understand that, but cyberpunk 2077 did nothing wrong. Also, anon. Everyone you disagree with is not a jew.
>>15390675
No, being in first person and looking down to see your tits is a fetish of mine, especially with bouncing support. Unfortunately the body you see in first person apparently ended at the persons legs, so I quickly lost interest anyway.
6f4004 No.15390785
>tfw 10 inch cock
>tfw no bf to fuck
anyway no. Games are for gameplay. If I wanna satisfy my sexual urges I go fap
99e4ec No.15390791
bc4a38 No.15390829
>>15390785
maybe you could attract a "mate" if you played lewder games.
9172ce No.15390849
>>15390785
Install grindr.
40abd4 No.15390918
a290df No.15390945
>>15390785
maybe try nofap for a while & use that pent up energy to actually try to meet guys.
there are plenty of boys out there who would love to get their brains fucked out by you
gl stud
>>15389661
>freeware game that's better than most paid games
>noone plays it
suge9 deserved better than this ;_;
40abd4 No.15390963
>>15390945
>fightan
>no good netcode
This is how you make your game dead in the water no matter the quality.
To this day more people play Reload than AC simply because AC's netcode is fucked.
a290df No.15390996
>>15390963
never tried vaguard princess's netplay. it was very dead by the time i got into it.
#reload also doesn't have kliff, that's probably the biggest selling point you could give any game
40abd4 No.15391007
>>15390996
HOS is basically young kliff anyway.
7a3280 No.15391263
I have, mostly positive results but one I will never forget is buying captain becky. I will never truly repent for this garbage.
Thankfully I have also gotten good stuff thanks to my dick like dragons crown.
f4cadb No.15391298
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Nothing better than buying a game for its brawler action and curiosity for Japanese gang culture alone, and then being pleasantly surprised by the fact that the whole package also includes top tier waifus.
502e8a No.15391303
>>15390438
Depends on the body type, personality, and clothing. Like the pear shape which is all thighs and hips but small tits. Most of my favorite characters are pretty petite though so they have none of the above but still look great.
>>15390611
>You can bully a high school girl with a fish stick and an ice cream cone until she's quivering on the floor, drooling, with hearts in her pupils.
This makes it more erotic than most eroges for me.
>Pick your favorite girl and have them torture another.
>You can do it in first person making you the tortured girl.
>Obeying the girls will let you decide what you want to be tortured with and how. Hard has them say insulting things while Soft is gentle femdom.
>Heart pupils everywhere and the other girls watching in anticipation.
>You get slapped so hard you spasm from orgasm and squirt on the girl's legs.
>This is somehow not an AO game.
The mage in that game is headpat tier. Her and the green haired genki are my favorite characters.
>>15390945
If only it had GGPO. I'm sure it would have a scene.
e3ae68 No.15391305
>>15391263
I so want to bone her
cdd12b No.15391323
1152d6 No.15391357
>>15386718
>im gonna cum
>yeah, cum lots!
what kind of betamax thinks this is remotely realistic dialog?
12002f No.15391358
>>15387155
>>attempts made at oral contraception for men are just HRT drgus. there's no way this is coincidence
Attempts made at oral contraception for women are also just HRT drugs. Just that they're used anyway, despite numerous proven critical effects on psyche, plus the water supply getting contaminated with estrogen that is not filtered out by common water treatment plants. They are also the reason for girls "growing up so quickly" btw, it's literally just estrogen + oxytocin. It's commonly known among young girls that taking the pill makes your tits grow, so they often demand it from their parents as early as possible.
117d03 No.15391364
>>15388748
I loved the hentai images in Metal & Lace. Too bad the game itself sucked. Knights of Xentar and Cobra Mission were more entertaining games, hentai aside.
d48ad2 No.15391372
>>15386272
I almost did that once, but I realized I would lose interest in the game, so I didn't go through with it.
421d95 No.15391375
>>15391357
As a non-virgin I can confirm this is perfectly realistic.
7a3280 No.15391378
>>15391372
That game was pretty good though you fucking scalie.
f00cfa No.15391438
Well Arcana Heart was pretty much a fap game
725c7f No.15391459
99e915 No.15391464
Fuck that, let's talk about buying games WITH YOUR NUTS
593a54 No.15391506
>>15386272
I don't remember which game was my first, but when I was a 14-16ish I bought Rune Factory Frontier and Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice, because I had a crush on Trucy Wright, and I thought the girls in RF "seemed really nice" or something to that effect. I was a very sheltered kid, so I didn't really understand that I just wanted to stick my dick in them.
Very happy with my purchases though. Especially Rune Factory, it's probably the comfiest game you'll ever play.
9f4ec5 No.15391551
>>15389062
Is that third gif from a PC98 VN or an actual game? In any case, let me know which one it is. In the mean time, dumping some cute girls.
f00cfa No.15391552
The Mega Man series always some good qts.
6f4004 No.15391566
>>15390849
>Sex with strangers
disgusting. no thanks. I rather meet people first. although you could use it to meet people I guess
>>15390945
I'll try no fap. but I usually can only withstand 2 days then I get way too horny.
thanks anon
b139f1 No.15391666
>>15386948
If the only selling point for the game is your dick then it is concerning a bit because if the game is really shit eventually your frustration or boredom will grow bigger than your libido (some porn games are exceptions since sex is entirely the point). If its a good game that's not afraid to have sexual themes in it, then that's a good sign.
3c3bc9 No.15391673
>>15390996
#Reload does have playable Kliff, he's just an unbalanced boss character.
38cd49 No.15391718
>>15391551
God abandoned us on this dying earth
946e4b No.15391743
Buying a game with your dick is a fine way to do it
BUT HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT A GAME WITH YOUR HEART?!
Preferably both
38cd49 No.15391755
>>15391743
games I genuinely like I'm buying with my 'heart' because i enjoy them and support the series, it's got nothing to do with the girls in the games at that point
f4981c No.15391760
>>15391551
I don't understand the second image, why would you want your lover to be uncomfortably hot? Just because it fulfills your request? Or is there more to this i'm not seeing.
70eee8 No.15391769
>>15391760
It's a beautiful traditional outfit. It's pretty warm to wear, especially in the summer. She's wearing it despite that because of her love.
38cd49 No.15391781
>>15391760
Jap tradition stuff
6a3f88 No.15391809
>>15389975
sorry to say but these spin offs only happen where an IP is popular and right now.
The Queens Blade IP is not popular in Japan, and it's kinda hard to figure out what will be popular enough to get a vidya spin off when it comes to light novels and manga.
But they usually get an anime then a vidya game.
Trust me, I've looked at Bandai Namco's list of games to be released in Japan only to figure out which one of these are unforgivable in its nude depictions and other things.
For now the only one that has good asses is Bullet Girls Phantasia but the overall problem is that the gunplay is bad and kinda meh. But the butts are nice and changing the panties to nice lingerie is the only nice feature.
f4981c No.15391832
>>15391769
The idea of causing an unnecessary inconvenience to a lover just doesn't click with me i guess.
f6c1ec No.15391862
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15391364
Metal and Lace 2 was actually a fairly competent Street Fighter II clone, but unfortunately it's hentai scenes were not nearly as good, and it took out a lot of the between-fights upgrading and talking to people in the bar shit that set it apart.
I wonder who owns the rights to M&L, and if we'll ever get a proper sequel that's both competent compared to contemporary fighters - AND - has really good H scenes?
a731fd No.15391871
>>15391464
That's honestly how I do most of my purchases. Games without challenge are almost never worth the money unless they are exceptional in some other aspect.
3d9c0e No.15391877
H-has anyone ever bought a game with their vagina?
70eee8 No.15391892
>>15391877
I don't have one of those.
38cd49 No.15391898
>>15391877
I'm sure that's what fujoshits do when they see new husbando games
2ef255 No.15391900
>>15391877
No, I don't get attracted to npcs from video games that I play.
I did like Vulpes Inculta from New Vegas when I played it though. I liked his voice and demeanor.
dccdb0 No.15391901
>>15391877
I wish I had one
dccdb0 No.15391902
>>15391900
Show us your tits.
505a49 No.15391926
>>15386272
If I didn't then I would never have gotten into Senran Kagura
3d9c0e No.15391943
>>15391901
>>15391927
Masturbating with a dildo is probably a closer approximation of sex than jerking off with your hand so in that regard, I envy women.
0005a4 No.15391977
>>15391743
I've bought several.
6a3f88 No.15392016
>>15391977
what is the most recent game you bought because of the dick telling you it would be good?
9f4ec5 No.15392038
>>15391977
Hidari is a really great artist.
9f4ec5 No.15392039
>>15391832
The point is that she'd be willing to go that far because it's for (you)
79b84e No.15392114
>>15391943
They make onaholes you know.
efd6aa No.15392171
>>15387541
>liking Korean atrocities
How do you do?
dccdb0 No.15392177
>>15392114
>My mom regularly runs into me smuggling my puni ana into the bathroom for cleaning
>I keep it wrapped in a towel
>She gives me this knowing grin because she knows what I just did
>Sometimes she calls me a fucking virgin
38cd49 No.15392181
>>15391943
I bare a deep grudge towards dildos, how the fuck are men supposed to compete with those things
efd6aa No.15392182
>>15391333
>he thought buying something with the representation of the American flag on it was a good idea
f8131e No.15392188
>>15392177
You know what you must do
12002f No.15392209
>>15392177
>Gets called fucking virgin by his own mother
31dc7f No.15392238
>>15391927
Can't totally blame you. In 2018, life with bagina is life on tutorial mode
9011c5 No.15392245
>>15387103
>masturbating in the same room as 4 other guys
That's gay.
3ffd19 No.15392266
>>15392181
A dildo can't hold down her and give her absolute fear.
546b45 No.15392277
>>15392177
Sounds to me like a situation where one of you needs to die. And not in a heinous murder kind of way, more like pistols at dawn
79b84e No.15392278
>>15392266
Also dildos don't give women social status.
38cd49 No.15392326
>>15392266
nice double dubs, but i'm still insecure that a girl could have some 8 inch vibrator at home complete with clit-rattler attachment or just an ex-boyfriend with a way bigger cock than mine and then what's the fucking point of even trying if those are the case
aa8269 No.15392393
>>15390117
I didn't say you couldn't consume it, but wasting money on it is retarded, especially when you can get it on the internet for free.
cb4240 No.15392412
>>15392326
I mean if you're that weak you might as well just become a cuck.
38cd49 No.15392523
>>15392412
>weak
I work out constantly but it won't make my penis bigger or give it vibration function
79b84e No.15392566
>>15392523
Women don't give a fuck about that. A dildo won't dominate them which is what they crave.
12002f No.15392571
>>15392326
You're completely brainwashed by pornography, girls don't value cock size nearly as highly as you think. I had sex with a girl once and she said i had a bigger dick than her ex, to the point of complaining about it. And a month or so later she went back to him, so go figure.
38cd49 No.15392579
>>15392571
>and she said i had a bigger dick than her ex, to the point of complaining about it.
did you ever consider that she may be lying? They're known for that
2b2932 No.15392583
>>15392579
you might just hate women
38cd49 No.15392589
>>15392583
I wanna believe there's good folks in both men and women but the men generations before us enabled womens worse behaviors and I admit I don't trust them on face value
12002f No.15392596
>>15392579
>did you ever consider that she may be lying?
No, what would she gain from that lie? It was not in a shallow compliment way, she paused during a blowjob for a couple of minutes saying that it was too big and so on. You shouldn't gather all your information on women from jaded, cynical virgins.
38cd49 No.15392607
>>15392596
>No, what would she gain from that lie?
some control of you in the form of boosting your confidence, she doesn't stand to lose anything from telling that lie either, it's not like you're gonna go find the guy and compare penises.
12002f No.15392633
>>15392607
I guess in an academic rational sense you can't rule it out but i really don't think so. She also never called me back and i never had sex with her again
38cd49 No.15392657
>>15392633
I mean I could be completely wrong and that would be great but there's plenty of women who just say every guy they're with is the biggest they've had unless the poor soul has a microdick because it's a control point. Then if she gets into an argument she can just say he has a small penis and was lying and hit the ego
b7f23c No.15392675
>>15392181
>>15392326
Women who aren't husks that have been destroyed by society crave being inseminated, whether or not they actually want children.
No jelly-filled long john is going to satisfy that deep-rooted urge to be bred, no matter what batter they inject into their pastry cave.
38cd49 No.15392695
>>15392675
man I'm not even ready for the breeding train myself, it would just be nice to have a nice relationship and build from there but I'm ugly as shit and probably considered "boring" so no such luck no matter how much I work out and try to "put myself out there"
3d9c0e No.15392699
>>15392566
>>15392675
These. What you need to remember is that sex for women is more mental than physical. They want to be taken.
12002f No.15392716
>>15392657
Huh, i've never thought about it. Im not really longer than average but with my girth i have to order special condoms online because none of the store bought ones would fit, so i figured she would be saying the truth. Maybe lying about that is taught in being a modern slut 101 though.
38cd49 No.15392739
>>15392716
claims about penis size are one of womens most powerful tools, you could easily humiliate him in a crowd by making a scene and yelling that his penis is small. when you can't get into fist fights you gotta win some other way. This is personal anecdote here but the shit women can pull to control you socially is horrifying, I knew a girl who threatened to cry rape in a crowded bar if I didn't buy her a drink. Now there's no winning that battle so I said "yeah fine okay", then walked outta the bar
12002f No.15392765
>>15392739
That is fucked up. Still i think information like this is eventually turning you into an incel since it is biased and sensationalized. Im not saying to be blind to it, but don't close yourself off from enjoying time with a girl or actually having a stable monogamous relationship and family.
38cd49 No.15392777
>>15392765
I don't wanna be full MGTOW/incel faggot by any means, I desire healthy relationship but I just have a hard time believing in and trusting women, and this is just as much of a personal flaw of mine as it is the flaw of women who have done shit like this ruining it for regular girls who don't mean wrong.
It's kind of funny how much of a mess the dating scene is these days, I remember talking to a woman at a bar one time and she was half glad half complaining how current movements made men more and more reserved, something along the lines of "yeah it's nice no one catcalls me anymore but less men are willing to come up and attempt conversation now". Combine this with online dating where women get a supermarket of men to choose from causing a schism in social ranks. It's not a bad thing at all that men should pursue self improvement to be attractive to women but no one promotes self improvement for women anymore. body-positivity and "you go girl do you" has really backfired
12002f No.15392794
>>15392777 (checked)
At the end of the day, all of this is just theory. It might be useful in some situations but you still have to go out and talk to girls. I think the best approach is just switching to full-on naive mode as if you've never heard of feminism when talking to girls, and only using this kind of information when decisions like paying shit for her or anything regarding long-term relationships or marriage have to be made. Sort of along the lines of hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
38cd49 No.15392817
>>15392794
>but you still have to go out and talk to girls.
aye, the approach is tricky but you gotta do it. I pretty much always fail at that but I don't expect them to come to me. Very bad at reading social signals too, and that's a personal flaw I'm trying to figure out, not womens fault there. What's disheartening is how once you leave school the outlets for meeting women, let alone other human beings shrinks substantially.
b7f23c No.15392822
>>15392695
Giving her an emotional booster shot doesn't mean you have to have kids. Modern birth control is so effective that the overwhelming majority of the rare pregnancies while using them are due to not using them correctly. Go take your girl down to get an IUD and learn to love the mating press.
Saying you're ugly and boring is such a lazy scapegoat. Half of the girls you've grown up with or went to school with have gotten knocked up by ugly boring assholes. You know why that is? They threw those girls on their backs and shot a load in them, despite the constant, "pull out you stupid asshole why are you doing this you will get me pregnant I hate you", and then that same girl kept fucking that ugly boring asshole and taking loads because it was satisfying. There's a reason women hate condoms more than men and why most women schlick to more intimate stories that end with girls getting their insides painted.
>>15392739
You actually sound like you're developing into a woman hater. If you're trying to date women who would pull shit like that then you need to reflect on who you're trying to date. If some girl tells you in public that you have a baby carrot for a dick, you tell her just as loudly that her bun would make any coney look like a little smokey. If some woman threatened to yell rape if you didn't buy them a drink, your first response needs to be, "bitch nobody gonna go to jail over your skanky cunt" before walking out. You're scraping bottom barrel women here. I don't know where you are meeting them but you need to stop. If you're going to bars to try to pick up women for a long lasting relationship, you need to stop. Women go to bars to feel wanted because they've been destroyed by society. The women you've described cannot be fixed, nor can you enter a meaningful relationship with them. Go meet women online because it sounds like you struggle to meet them in more conventional ways.
>>15392777
>Combine this with online dating where women get a supermarket of men to choose from causing a schism in social ranks.
I've had both long relationships and short flings that both contain lots of sex with girls who I have met with online dating. I'll tell you right now that most of the men who use these services are the shit stain in the underpants of society, and if you can be relatively pleasant, non-creepy, and not act clingy to a girl you just met online, you'll be accepted with open arms. Just avoid the ones who use the site perpetually, because if they're popular there and have had a profile for years, they're not there to find a happy healthy relationship. Remember - you're competing against guys with disgusting fetishes, 30 year old men who live unemployed with their parents, guys who don't bathe, and potential serial killers. If you're struggling to find luck online, consider that you have made yourself appear worse than any of those people.
e97efe No.15392830
>>15390098
No one said sex itself is wrong
imagine if people bought games primarily because they depicted mouthwatering food
38cd49 No.15392835
>>15392822
>"bitch nobody gonna go to jail over your skanky cunt" before walking out.
better not to make a scene, sure she's in the wrong but if she makes a scene like that, every man nearby will be glad to kick your ass or attempt to kick your ass
>You're scraping bottom barrel women here. I don't know where you are meeting them but you need to stop. If you're going to bars to try to pick up women for a long lasting relationship, you need to stop.
that was years ago mind you, I didn't meet her in a bar she was some one I actually knew and shortly after that I ended contact, I'm dumb but I'm not so dumb to keep hanging around with some one who would try to manipulate me for a vodka-redbull
>The women you've described cannot be fixed, nor can you enter a meaningful relationship with them
I really did learn a lot from that experience and others with that girl, some level of self respect came out of it oddly enough. This girl was years back though, after that I had met one nice girl who never wrong me but she ghosted me out of the blue one day and it's been like 3 years, never really landed a date since
>who I have met with online dating. I
what website or app did you use? I've heard plenty of horror stories with tinder, I tried it myself a bit, went on one date from it but was politely turned down for a second date and usually just don't get any hits on it, or when I do the conversations just flounder out
12002f No.15392845
>>15392817
>What's disheartening is how once you leave school the outlets for meeting women, let alone other human beings shrinks substantially.
That one's fucking true. Especially university vs high school, i'd say the amount of people i see day to day has gone down by 90%.
79b84e No.15392846
>>15392835
>tinder
Holy shit man what are you doing? That's only good for sex, not relationships.
38cd49 No.15392851
>>15392845
I joined a trade so I see the same 1-2 dudes I work with on the job and that's it, I gotta buy in to some other social hobby to rectify that but I'm unwilling to spend the money on that quite yet and my local options are shit
>>15392846
I just wanted to see what would happen
e97efe No.15392862
>>15390621
That doesn’t change the fact that “appeal to nature” is a fallacy, kind of like how ad hominem is a fallacy
b7f23c No.15392901
>>15392835
Tinder is a place for normal people to have one night stands and cheat on their bf/gf. You might get your knob polished by someone lonely and desperate and you might also just get aids.
The longest lasting relationship I've ever had was a girl I met on Facebook about 10 years ago. Facebook is actually a great place to read about people because they post EVERYTHING there, though I deleted mine maybe 4 years ago. We were having a good first conversation and she seemed like someone who would post on 4chan so when she finished telling me a story, I told her, "cool story bro", and she said, "oh wow you browse /b/ too?" She apparently was pretty popular in a particular kind of thread on /soc/ and there are a million nudes floating around of her, and I have my own personal collection of nudes and sex tapes even larger than that. She's the only girl I still talk to because we're friends with extreme benefits and I've made her baby crazy despite her being sterile.
Plenty of Fish is incredibly popular in my area, but your luck depends on your age. Women just past 18 or in their early 20s tend to be more "normalfag", and women in their upper 20s tend to have children already (by those ugly boring assholes I mentioned before). I've not had a meaningful relationship there but I have gotten laid reliably.
I've made friends with lots of people I've met on the passions network. The guys who post on places like nerd passions or gaming passions tend to be real shitters, so if you're failing to make good contact there, you need to improve your image. I've had more in common with the girls I've met on these sites, which is why I say I've made friends here. I've banged most of 'em too. A lot of the girls you meet here will have some mental issues or weird fetishes. It's sort of like meeting girls who would post in /v/.
Those are my three best sources.
38cd49 No.15392923
>>15392901
>facebook
I was smart/dumb on this one because shortly after highschool years I deleted mine and remade it with a fake name and no pictures for the soul sake of using its group chat to keep in touch with a handful or IRL friends, that was obviously a double-edged sword. Being off the social grid is nice but everyone thinks you're some kind of pyscho for not using social networks too
>Plenty of fish
never tried it, maybe I'll take a look at it but being in my upper 20s it sounds like a dead end
>passions network
never heard of it till now, i'll look at it at some point
79b84e No.15393041
>>15392923
>being in my upper 20s it sounds like a dead end
You would be surprised. As long as you keep in good shape men don't really have a shelf life. You can easily get young 18-20 somethings as long as you don't let your age stop you. And you should, the younger you go the less chance a girl has been irreparably ruined.
3d9c0e No.15393102
When did this thread turn into a place for failed normalfags to whine about 3D?
38cd49 No.15393104
>>15393041
once I passed 21 I didn't really wanna go under it
12002f No.15393122
>>15393102
>he didn't realize by this point that /v/ never was "videogames" but "politics, societal and other off topic discussion"
>he doesn't enter threads hoping some interesting talk about fringe topics comes up eventually
3d9c0e No.15393139
>>15393122
Normalfag shit isn't exactly a fringe topic, and one guy crying about his lack of dates isn't exactly interesting.
>Saging after the bump limit
Oh I understand now, you're retarded.
bc4a38 No.15393140
>>15393122
dont you feed him that bullshit. he knows whats going on, its a rhetorical question.
79b84e No.15393358
>>15393104
That is a self defeating and rather pointless handicap you have put on yourself. Women don't really develop mentally or physically past around 16. Never go for a woman older than around 24 either, a single woman past that point has something massively wrong with them.
38cd49 No.15393392
>>15393358
>a single woman past that point has something massively wrong with them.
I mean I'm a single man past 24 so am I any better? sure 18-21 year girls are physically attractive but I don't want to speak with them, that's still a part of your life where you talk about high school like it was at all important. Much like a girl doesn't want to date a jobless guy who lives with his parents, I don't wanna date a girl a jobless girl who still lives with her parents or in a dorm.
79b84e No.15393425
>>15393392
>I'm a single man past 24 so am I any better?
Yes, actually. In a proper relationship the man should be older and more established. Stop thinking of women as you think of men.
>I don't wanna date a girl a jobless girl who still lives with her parents
Would you rather date some slut who has slept with double digits of men? The whole point of dating a younger girl is so you can mold them into your tastes such that they become a decent wife in the future. The less experience they have with the world the less you have to fix.
719ed3 No.15393806
>>15392675
>Women who aren't husks that have been destroyed by society crave being inseminated, whether or not they actually want children.
I'm not trying to start an argument or anything, but I swear 8ch views on sexuality look more procedurally generated each day.
d3d732 No.15393921
>>15393122
>無政府
>Anarchy
>Nike Swoosh
Is there a joke I'm not getting here?
38cd49 No.15393980
>>15393425
>The whole point of dating a younger girl is so you can mold them into your tastes such that they become a decent wife in the future.
at the same time I would feel like I'd be robbing this girl of some of her youth to date me, this doesn't mean 'let her go fuck tons of dudes' but it seems unfair to bring them into my responsibilities
38cd49 No.15394112
>>15394077
is it? I thought it was just a "lol AESTHETIC" thing
f8244b No.15394179
>>15393102
>this thread
You mean the entire board. It's normalfag turf now, and failed ones at that.
38cd49 No.15394185
>>15394179
you're out of touch on how normalfags actually operate. the modern normalfags is a horrifying fucking creature with no sentient thought in their head whatsoever
f8244b No.15394225
>>15394185
You're the one here asking for dating advice and considering social activities to pick up 3DPD, if that's not normalfag behavior I don't know what is.
79b84e No.15394226
>>15393980
It would be one thing if you went after a child, but these are adults. It's not theft if they give it to you. It's not exploitation either. As long as you treat them well there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
38cd49 No.15394236
>>15394226
It just doesn't settle well with me mentally I'm attracted to the 18 years old physically, and I have no desire to "mold" them into a wife because that sounds more like babysitting than actually having a relationship with some one you get along with and want to spend time with
79b84e No.15394384
>>15394236
You are chasing a unicorn. I wish you luck, you will need it.
52dd02 No.15394938
>>15388439
Ask Steven Spieljew what happened to Heather O'Rourke
f06fda No.15395475
>>15388963
>gross shit like fat fetish
Reminder: you have postmodern leftist thinking to blame for that. For them, everything traditional–particularly the good things that improved Western society, seemingly–is in need of deconstruction, disavowal, and eventually destruction…all with the passage of time bringing change as their superficially valid excuse.
The truth is that time does change reality, but not that much. Contrary to what they say, fat is fat; this is also contrary to the sentiments borne by the chubby-chasing faggots chanting "thicc" all over the Internet and off, some of whom can even be found here. A properly attractive woman will indeed look like a woman, instead of like a man.
ed1523 No.15395479
>>15387476
I couldn't get over how the cast of Madoka Magica is in the game for no reason.
ed1523 No.15395489
>>15387511
This is my favorite 3DS game of all time. OF ALL TIME. Sequel never :-/
38cd49 No.15397350
>>15394384
it's a shame that "well adjusted individual" is pretty much a unicorn now
a290df No.15401454
>>15392181
sex is not purely mechanical. a dildo can make you cum, but it can't pull you hair, push you down and rail the fuck out of you until you feel completely mentally and physically overpowered or cuddle afterwards
>>15397350
pretty sure modern pharmacology pretty much destroyed the concept of being well adjusted. everyone i meet these days is from a broken home and is either on or recovering from a chemical dependency
also having a relationship with someone who's older and has their shit more together than you can be a really nice and probably helped me become less fucked up so don't worry about robbing some of their youth or whatever unless you're actually a manipulative dirtbag
3c3bc9 No.15406644