>black screen
>sudden spotlight appearing above villager sitting on a chair with a depressed look on his face
>another spotlight appears on Wario behind what may be a sort of witness stand
>several characters are shown sitting in the gallery
>Fox and Falco are bailiffs
>master hand hit with his gavel at the judge chair
>a smashified remix of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IiBX9d14rM starts playing
>wario is grunting loudly with a little bubble next to him showing fighting footage of the game, with Villager stealing his whole bike with his neutral B
>Villager pulls a sadface.jpg and we see how it actually happened : once again game footage is shown and Wario runs straight into a wall with his bike and breaks it in pieces, Villager barely spot dodged it
>Wario is currently hiding bike parts behind his hands as he tells his lies on the stand
>Ganondorf at the prosecutor bench grinning first toward Villager's chair and then master hand as the case seems to be over for Villager
>the camera defiles on the female characters in the gallery showing concern until it stops at a mysterious woman with a strange haircut grinning, half her face is hidden by a shadow but we can easily guess it's Maya
>master hand is about to deliver the verdict
>*desk slap sound*
>OBJECTION!
>a remix or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwoi6-8UFQI or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hx8WTHcie0 starts kicking
>shadow outline of the defense bench and Wright with his desk slamming pose gradually revealed
>points his finger towards Wario with such force that the bike parts are revealed with Wario's lie : Villager's neutral B never leaves any trace behind!
>breakdown is his signature fart and he SD towards the air
>pic related
>then various gameplay footage of him starts playing
>he works like pokemon trainer with Maya in the background
How happy or disappointed would you be? I really want him in for some reason, all his games were on Nintendo systems. He could also be the first Visual Novel representative. Of course those aren't actual solid motives that could be considered by Sakurai for including him, but hey. A man can dream. If not him, I'd welcome Layton or Kyle Hyde with open arms.
I'll also make use of this occasion to create your run off the mill Ace Attorney thread. Post your favorite tracks, cases, characters - and discuss what you expect for the next Ace Attorney game.