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c87a7f  No.15356637

Yo /v/, I'm a janny for Nintendo. I can't give specifics and shit, but here's the roster for the next Smash Bros game.

Unique:

Inkling

Ridley

King K Rool

Rex

Skull Kid

Marx

Karate Joe

Isaac

Ray MK III

Saki Amamiya

Wonder Red

Lip

Simon Belmont

Banjo & Kazooie

Dante

Geno

Echo:

Daisy

Richter Belmont

Chrom

Dark Samus

Isabelle

Funky Kong

Shadow the Hedgehog

Ms. Pac-Man

Also expect some assist trophies in the upcoming season pass.

c87a7f  No.15356642

Also feel free to turn this into a normal smash bros thread. I'm behind seven proxies, so I doubt anyone can find me.


a3c2f4  No.15356652

MY UNCLE IS NINTENDO AND TOLD ME IT IS FACT SSGG GOKU WILL BE A UNIQUE NEW CHARATCER THEREFOUR YOUR LIST IS INNACURATE


4d91e8  No.15356655

File: 65500984d1ca11d⋯.jpg (81.37 KB, 755x552, 755:552, Janny at your door.jpg)


85692e  No.15356662

My daddy works for nintendo, and he taught me not to be ashamed of my dick.


545b35  No.15356665

>>15356637

>this many non-echoes

doubt


4d91e8  No.15356668

>>15356665

>Trusting Samurai

>>15356666


3e5a50  No.15356676

>>15356637

>Karate Joe

>Because they both made a stereotypical "Japanese dad" pose


f740c4  No.15356690

>24 new characters (16 non-echo)

>Smash 64 had 12

>Melee had 14

>Brawl had 17

>3DS/WiiU had 19

>Sakurai specifically said there would be a low number of newcomers to allow everyone to be in the game

Whatever you say, janny. I guess this is a better start for a general thread than the last one.


7440ee  No.15356694

>>15356637

Can you say hi to my dad for me?


796943  No.15356698

>>15356652

I'd rather have 25 Gokus insteadof

>edgehog

>Pacman(♀)

>Geno


169e15  No.15356716

>No Sora

>No Goku

Fake.


60596f  No.15356776

File: c7fd187b3e591b5⋯.jpg (64.36 KB, 575x575, 1:1, DkmOmR8U4AAenQ0.jpg)

>>15356637

If Rex, Lip or Dante gets into smash I'll fucking travel to japan and chop Sakurais balls off with his own Katana.

Every rich Jap owns his own katana no doubt


a04455  No.15356848

File: c001330497237fb⋯.png (272.91 KB, 605x444, 605:444, lipsmash.png)

>Lip

This is 100% real you guys. Looking forward to it.


545b35  No.15356868

>>15356848

>Implying Jigglypuff will lose its "playable fairy" monopoly

We can't have nice things in this day and age


a04455  No.15356880

>>15356868

It's held onto it for six games, enough is enough.

And Puff is more eyeball than fairy anyways


545b35  No.15356883

File: 45a770bf6020089⋯.png (1.03 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, 【ボトルポケモン】プリンぷくぷく.png)

>>15356880

>And Puff is more eyeball than fairy anyways

Doesn't stop this… mollusk from being fairy-type


7fe2d4  No.15356962

Isn't smash bros just a Joust clone? Why is this game so popular?


545b35  No.15356974

File: 5addbe2c451e246⋯.png (555.16 KB, 860x613, 860:613, えだまめからこんにちは 70328885_p0.png)

>>15356962

>Isn't smash bros just a Joust clone?

tell me about joust

>>15356962

>Why is this game so popular?

Nintendo franchise crossover


df47e8  No.15356990

If Issac gets in, I'll post my tits.


273767  No.15356994

Too much wish fulfillment, you put Lip in there like a moron, and no Goku, but I don't know why they wouldn't do

>Skull Kid

the other zelda antag

>Marx

the other kirby antag

>Ray MK III

best robot and they're doing a new mecha franchise soon

>Ms. Pac-Man

the easiest echo on the planet


91e8bd  No.15356995

File: 429bc3cdabf7d9a⋯.jpeg (204.06 KB, 640x583, 640:583, D9AD6F53-2ABF-4D57-98C5-9….jpeg)

How oddly disappointing outside Ray.

>>15356848

That has to be the ugliest loli I’ve ever seen. Looks like she has Down syndrome.


796943  No.15357001

>>15356990

I hope your moobs are waxed.


a04455  No.15357006

File: 14b81d0dc65d825⋯.png (176.08 KB, 1162x1148, 83:82, lipmad.png)

>>15356995

>He doesn't like fiveheads


49b76d  No.15357007

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15356637

Fuck yes, Vifam confirmed for Smash

pls no bully for youtube embed, I can't upload right now


a3c2f4  No.15357014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15356974

>tell me about joust

the only similarity is contestants moving horizontally on a plane with pits on it.


9f16bf  No.15357019

>>15356690

Smash Ultimate doesn't seem to count echo fighters as new characters, and Sakurai only said that to calm the immeasurable hype.

Is it bad I can actually see this leak being real, even if only partially?


def447  No.15357026

>>15356962

Its nothing like Joust, the fuck are you talking about.

Balloon Fight is the Joust clone.


a04455  No.15357035

>>15357014

>>15357026

>>15356974

>falling for a shitpost


9f16bf  No.15357045

>>15356994

>Too much wish fulfillment

People were saying before that getting K. Rool and Ridley in one game was "too much wish fulfillment"

While I don't think OP's legit, I don't want to hear anymore bullshit about "too much wish fulfillment"


4d91e8  No.15357047

>>15357019

Even if the leaker himself is fake, I'd believe this to be the real list.


273767  No.15357069

>>15357045

K.Rool and Ridley are popular and were widely requested, if outlandish. They're also first party.

>Marx

>Karate Joe

>Saki Amamiya

>Wonder Red

>Banjo & Kazooie

>Dante

aren't especially widely requested, and

>Geno

>Isaac

are outlandish but widely requested. I can understand a list with Geno or Isaac getting in, but those other six all at once? No way. It's pure "what could I come up with to appease the most autists possible" with no consideration for the actual demo.


c1365f  No.15357094

File: 4eac5e1d07d4fc8⋯.jpg (30.98 KB, 567x561, 189:187, 12d.jpg)

>upcoming season pass

this is the most believable part of the post


c7ecba  No.15357100

>>15357094

This.

I read the seasons pass part before I realized op was dead serious.


4d91e8  No.15357112

File: 6e88eaa8a24b2bb⋯.jpg (26.24 KB, 400x273, 400:273, Let Me Tell You Why That's….jpg)

>>15357069

>Marx

Was hyped up in Kirby Star Allies, even has a moveset revolving around his ball.

>Karate Joe

There was a cut rhythm heaven character in WiiU, this character seems like the most logical choice

>Saki Amamiya

Was one of the first assist trophies revealed in Brawl and Smash WiiU, for some reason he hasn't been shown yet. Really makes you think.

>Wonder Red

Highly requested character from a new Nintendo franchise. Additionally no one knew ARMS would take off like it did.

>Banjo & Kazooie

Minecraft content was leaked by the Castlevania guy, I don't believe everything he says is truthful. However if the Minecraft stage/AT is real then expect Banjo to be a shoe in

>Dante

Look at the image above.


273767  No.15357174

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>>15357112

Re-evaluating my list and looking at some other polls (DLC & pre-game)

>Banjo & Kazooie

>Wonder Red

these two could have actually been on their radar in 2015 so far as fan satisfaction goes.

The rest?

not at all.

No one wanted or was asking for those characters at all in the polls. It doesn't matter if you want them or think they're cool or a good choice, if they are working off of general fan consensus you're outnumbered immeasurably.

That's what I mean by wish fulfillment: characters who are only on autiste radars, where they look at Karate Joe and go "logical choice" because Karate Joe could be neat.

I'm not saying anything about any individual character's inclusion, even, but to throw them all on there at once, along with Lip who no one cares about and Rex who wasn't on anyone's radar at the time and still isn't, was pushing the boundaries of suspension of disbelief way too far.

A more believable pattern would have been something like:

>Bandanna dee

this will annoy people and satisfy others, not be generally lauded

>Isaac

long-running request but seemed improbable, weighted down by bandanna

>Banjo and Kazooie

another highly requested third party in a game that now has more third party characters pound for pound

>Paper Mario

obvious choice and satisfies "lol another mario" bias

>Dante

out of left field autiste pick that no one would expect fulfilling the "no one expected it" Bayonetta bias

there, you could have you cake and eat it too.

As it is? Wish fulfillment.


9f16bf  No.15357191

>>15357174

Wonder Red is a dream pick for me but I honestly don't see him getting into Smash Ultimate, at least not in the base game. Maybe DLC, but even that's wishful thinking.

I can make do with Bayo and Dante, though. They're the closest things I'm gonna get to him, unless Viewtiful Joe gets added.


273767  No.15357292

>>15357191

It depends on if Sakurai considered Inkling to be the Wii U representative or a separate franchise with its own fair spot, opening up Wii U rep.

I think Wonder Red might actually have some hope, which is a strange feeling. The other anon is absolutely correct in that if I were to say "he'd be too difficult/outlandish" I'd be wrong.


ed6618  No.15357319

File: 8d2a14ef43c86ce⋯.jpg (580.38 KB, 1153x823, 1153:823, stopped reading there.jpg)

>Lip

Es fake, es bullshit.


5d2812  No.15357397

>>15357174

>Rex who wasn't on anyone's radar at the time and still isn't

He recently got number 1 in the japanese polls and is basically a shoe in. I bet you expect Elma to still be in the game despite X tanking.


5d2812  No.15357517

>>15357503

Are you TRYING to get TOR banned you faggot?


a04455  No.15357530

>>15357397

>#1 in the Japanese polls

>Forgetting the fact that this unofficial poll was run by a magazine and it only had a few hundred participants


5d2812  No.15357545

>>15357530

Regardless Sakurai has a boner for Xenoblade, I think Rex has a good shot.


a04455  No.15357652

File: f20f1dfda10888a⋯.gif (33.74 KB, 400x473, 400:473, lip.gif)

So why exactly did a bunch of anti-loli SomethingAwful goons raid this thread and decide to start shitting on Lip for no reason? Even if Lip got in just as an assist trophy I think her fans would appreciate the gesture.


1cb05a  No.15357742

It should've been Shigeru who croaked instead of Iwata.


bc1440  No.15359924

>>15357014

You ride an ostrich, not a plane you dumb nigger


f8a559  No.15360333

>>15357652

do not allow yourself to be dissuaded by ignorant peers. she should be playable. we need more lolis, the world needs more lolis.

>>15359924

you are funny.


49aefd  No.15362185

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>>15357007

Patrician taste!

Sadly, you are posting in a thread which is part of some weird meta-war by some mega-autist against mork. I'm interested in talking about obscure 80's mecha anime in a less shitty thread, tho.


e36608  No.15362322

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>>15362185

>>15357007

I didn't realize this was a thread for tasteful gentlemen.


e36608  No.15362326

File: 464d5d907684ba6⋯.webm (9.08 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Photon Intro.webm)


62f1fb  No.15365380

>>15356642

> I'm behind seven proxies, so I doubt anyone can find me.

u wanna bet sweetie?




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