171588 No.15323797
HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
Previous Thread: >>15255891
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CURRENT NEWS:
● "Vacations: Adventures or Relaxation?" was the August Splatfest theme in Europe & Oceania. Pearl has still never lost a Splatfest exclusive to those regions.
● Japan's equivalent Splatfest happened on the same weekend, and it was another product placement event. "Meiji Candy" fans favored the Mushroom Mountain box over the Bamboo Shoot Village variety.
● North America will have their Splatfest on the last weekend of August, with Forks and Spoons going head-to-head to determine the superior food utensil.
● Octopi became legally inferior to squids at the end of July's worldwide Splatfest. As a result, the Octoling amiibo range has been delayed into October, to ensure less people buy them.
● Free content updates (four new weapons per month, and occasional new maps) will continue to the end of 2018.
● Future plans for Splatoon, including the fate of the original game's servers, have not been announced yet.
98e007 No.15323952
>Pearl wins yurop
>Marina most popular in nippon
Fucking right on the money. Just gonna wait for Pearl to win Forks because all the faggots are going to pick spoons.
44aeb6 No.15323960
>>15323821
>Implying a boneless cephalopod could carry a pack that heavy
5d15e8 No.15323963
>>15323960
>he doesn't into organising packs properly
>>/out/
44aeb6 No.15323979
>>15323963
Distribute that weight all you want. At the end of the day you still don't have a spine to support it Inklet.
4020fb No.15323981
>>15323818
But would you fuck a cuntboy?
98e007 No.15324018
>>15324002
>guaranteed replies
53b193 No.15324028
>>15324018
I was saying this since Octolings were first shown in the trailer before Splatoon was even released and I ain't gonna stop now. THE OCTOLINGS WILL RISE AGAIN
44d8a4 No.15324051
I want to cum inside Marina and take responsibility!
cc6dd5 No.15324057
>>15324043
If the squid form is how they look as newborns, is this toddlercon?
53b193 No.15324066
@15324043
Are you okay anon?
ee75df No.15324094
OK seriously though. How good is this thing? I tried it out during the Splatfest and had a lot of fun with it but it seems pretty map dependent. It's nice to have a long-range weapon that pumps out a lot of ink coverage but it feels like the sprinkler is redundant because you could just slosh a projectile and cover the area the sprinkler would have done anyway. Anyone else used it a lot? Should we be waiting for a new set to offset its weaknesses?
4020fb No.15324096
>>15324057
>head is shifted too far left
>neck connects to head in the wrong place
>"tcon" but has buildup of breast mass
>neck has good thickness but it isn't "back" enough, it looks too centered
>shoulders don't agree with arm/body posture
d20a7d No.15324121
>>15324057
>toddlercon
Gee, I dunno. How about you take a seat right over there and we'll figure this mystery out together.
ddc34c No.15324137
File: ee6a6977831b514⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 140.61 KB, 1280x1413, 1280:1413, inkling_loli_commission.jpg)
>>15324057
No, this is Splatoon Toddlercon
1aaa3e No.15324244
>>15323960
Pearl weighs a lot more than that backpack.
44aeb6 No.15324297
>>15324244
Shes a big girl
51a426 No.15324607
14283d No.15324628
>>15324612
It turns me off when the cum/pussy juice is ink, tbh.
51a426 No.15324633
>>15324612
Naisu. Was hoping for a bit more Splatoon toddlercon, but loli is just fine.
dd8ea0 No.15324760
>>15323960
They're full of liquid.
dd8ea0 No.15324781
>>15324002
Also, threadly aniki. Blah blah, whatever, squid.
a974fd No.15324805
>>15324002
filtered every thread
cc6dd5 No.15324847
>>15324633
Just went through pixiv. Can't find anything of the developing inkling, just some with pure squid. And even then gay guro was more common.
4020fb No.15324858
>>15324847
4th pic makes my ochinchin goes doki doki
51a426 No.15325053
>>15324847
Pure squid is fine too. Thanks for the nice art and your efforts.
e2c618 No.15325547
>>15324002
TEST FAILED OCTONIGGER
d7a035 No.15325784
>get knocked out of Profreshional rank by disconnects
And Nintendo wants me to pay money for this "privilege."
8a68a4 No.15326290
>>15324051
Sorry anon, I've already claimed her hand many threads ago.
e2c618 No.15328149
>>15325784
>Not chilling out with the 400 club
d55030 No.15329963
Blasters did nothing wrong…
d7a035 No.15332081
>>15329963
I can't use them, I'm really bad with blasters.
709f2e No.15332092
>>15332081
>I can't use them, I'm really bad with blasters.
Good. Don't start.
af23ea No.15332104
>>15329963
Hear me out:
The meme that the clash blaster takes skill to use in my opinion holds at least a little weight. It should in theory lose in every fair 1v1 to nearly every weapon if it doesnt get directs.
Think about it. If it gets seen coming up to the tower, approaching a zone, or in a disadvantageous position, its dead, as in doesnt even have a chance to survive or trade like other weapons would because of its horrible TTK. Its why its fallen out of use recently.
95ee8b No.15332150
File: 85bc4a30093503f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.95 MB, 2893x4092, 263:372, 2590377 - Inkling Inkling_….jpg)
File: d4a21c3045b8223⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 239.81 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, d18e6d0c8a3cae23116d4e8663….jpg)
709f2e No.15332213
>>15332104
>It should in theory lose in every fair 1v1 to nearly every weapon if it doesnt get directs.
In theory? Yes. In practice? No. I'll explain why. Due to its blast radius(which is larger than Luna Blaster. By the way, why the fuck does it have the largest blast radius? It should have the smallest, since it's the most like a shooter.), it out ranges a Splattershot. The large blast radius stops an opponent dead in their tracks and inks around their feet. After the first hit(which requires no aiming, mind), the followup shot is already loosed. To escape, any shooter with less range has the option to either splatter dash, splatter hop, or die. Because the second shot is already loosed after impact of the first, splatter dashing or hopping is practically impossible because the second shot will impact immediately after you react to the first, keeping you at a losing stalemate. This can be followed up as necessary to end the hapless moron who didn't take another fucking metafag weapon. Unless you have a brush or dualies, you can't really escape the barrage, like, at all, and you can maybe fight your way out if you have as much or more range than the clash blaster. Also, Clash Blasters get a very generous 30 damage for an indirect hit. In the world of shooter weapons, that's called missing and you get awarded no damage. Did I mention Clash Blaster is a lightweight weapon? You can't outrun it or outswim it either. Clash Blaster is lighter than a Splattershot Jr. Ultimately, it locks out any and all shooter weapons with less range than it because it's simply less viable and could never, ever beat it in a straight 1v1, even under the most fair and balanced circumstances.
>horrible TTK. Its why its fallen out of use recently.
That's not why people use Clash Blaster. It's control. Complete and utter control. It can keep anybody at bay that has less range than it. Also, one does not generally approach a tower with it. Clash Blasters stick at chokepoints because the tower is on a fixed path, and it's easy, guaranteed splats. The blast radius is larger than the tower area, guaranteeing you hit. It's fallen out of use because finally, after many months of nothing but buffs, it got a couple of minor nerfs, which the whiny squits can't handle, so they moved to the various rapid blasters instead.
98e007 No.15332249
>>15329963
>Blasters did nothing wrong…
FUCK YOU
I just got this game day before yesterday, and let me tell you: fuck blasters in every single fucking match, even beat splatling and whatever E3K fagliter horseshit goddamn I fucking hate blasters
I tried playing with that custom range blaster in rainmaker on wii U and on switch and it's horseshit, it's imprecise and requires you to hold the controller in uncomfortable positions and then when you finally get it working it's laggier than the god damn slow-ass .96 gal
to add insult to injury when I got my switch 2 days ago I picked up a clash blaster because I got 1000 coins off so it was only 17200 but the blaster doesn't have bomb rush but the fucking spla2n tutorial isn't aware that blasters can exist that don't have bomb rush and you can't ink the fucking walls at that point so you can't aim up to hit the shit, I had to hook up the luna blaster neo which is an abomination before god, holy fuck even the splattershot jr's shitty bubbler was better than the """rush""" on this piece of moblin turd
fuck I wish rainmaker was unranked. I'm enjoying it now that I've been winning with the (super comfy actually) heavy splatling but jesus living christ did it all piss me off at first. I really wish I could have paid 1000 coins less for a dualie kinda like the "dualie vs. splatling" because I don't see myself ever taking this thing with me, there's no splat zones this rotation and even if there was it'd be full of the worst niggers and wiggers so I go lone wolf and then when I'm in a place I do what I came for and leave, and when I'm at the spawn again why would I not jizz my splatling in front of my respawned teammates?
in conclusion fuck the switch fuck blasters and fuck niggers but splatoon is fun and pearl is my wife.
709f2e No.15332476
>>15332249
>FUCK YOU
I don't disagree with the sentiment, but you said the secret words and I can't help myself.
60b0b3 No.15333210
>>15332249
>96 gal
>weapon balance
>the CRB isn't good
I'm not sure what to make of this post. Splatoon 1's CRB was so suffocatingly good you were hamstringing yourself in a "competitive" setting if you didn't use it, though the competitive scene was populated by faggots so it didn't amount to much.
The 96 gal's balance trajectory in Splatoon 1 is pretty funny in retrospect: you can actually see the devs realizing how fucked their balance philosophies were in the different patch notes for various versions.
ee75df No.15333324
>>15333210
It's funny that the .96 itself is buffed to better than it started out in Splatoon 1 now, because of the loss of damage up and the new specials.
53b193 No.15335379
>>15335328
Splatoon RPG spinoff when?
d55030 No.15335470
>>15333324
Not to mention the RNG is bigger in Splat 2's 96. Since they shifted the damage back from 52 to 62.0 in recent patches.
50072a No.15336773
>>15333210
It's just a copypasta I edited from the motion controls poster from the last thread.
>>15333324
>>15335470
That being said, I do use the standard .96 gal often. I agree that the splash wall is a fucking crutch and the kraken just makes the deco meta as fuck, but the standard isn't as bad. You can't just put a sprinkler in front of you and spam the shoot button, mainly. The sprinkler's gotta have the right placement to get coverage while letting you multitask (or at least that's how I handle it), and since it also drains almost all of your tank you have to spend a good amount of time conserving that little ink you have while inking elsewhere as much as you can. Also, even though it can only take 2-3 hits to splat someone, the .96 gal can't splat opponents from mid-range as effectively as splattershots or even the other gal. It pisses me off to no end when I can't even take out a sniper from a small height - either I aim dead balls and miss anyway because it hits the edge of the tower, or I aim up and over and the sniper just sees it and takes off because the second/third shot is slow enough that he can react to it. I usually have the upper hand when facing off weapons like rollers and blasters but splattershots and chargers are a mixed bag and N-Zaps fuck me over 80% of the time. I can be a fucking juggernaut and splat 3 squids at once, but that's rare and only happens when the other team is a bunch of shitters who can't into splitting up.
The devs probably are trying to walk the tightrope between making the deco meta and making the standard unviable with the balancing or I'm just a shitter defending using a meta weapon more than I should and should just go with a tentatek or something.
d55030 No.15342011
Post yah Squids OR DIRTY OCTOS
7736c5 No.15342188
>>15332104
It does take skill to excel with a clash blaster and fight people who outrange you. It does not take skill to lock out everything with less range than you just by looking in their general direction and holding down the trigger. The problem with the clash isn't that it's OP (it's probably below average, and definitely the worst blaster), it's that it fucks up the meta and skews it in favor of long range weapons and dualies. Unless there's a huge skill gap using the clash is like playing rock-paper-scissors, which sucks if you're scissors to its rock.
070027 No.15342714
>>15342188
>>15342011
Also postan squid videos. Squideos.
Post yah squids!
2bb277 No.15342778
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4020fb No.15342805
>>15342778
Curse of the cock
cc6dd5 No.15344182
File: a6fd2e710b5b7f3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 252.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2018082314271800-397A963DA….jpg)
File: c23e15b2159e458⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 180.69 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2018082314494300-397A963DA….jpg)
>>15342011
Why the fuck is the shutdown option only available from the actual console and not the controller?
Anyway, I'm starting to like the rainmaker.
Also I need another tenacity gear, I only have the gas mask but for a hydra it's pretty useful.
3f17f3 No.15344186
>>15344182
sorry, no way to un-spoiler
cc6dd5 No.15344325
and here the rainmaker clip. Turns out, the switch doesn't like it when you pull clips from the SD card and rename them, it pretends it can't read them anymore.
070027 No.15344327
>>15344182
Look at that squid, god damn.
6aa7e7 No.15344381
>>15344325
>when you pull clips from the SD card and rename them, it pretends it can't read them anymore.
I'm guessing it's for the same reason the Switch doesn't let you import/export saves; Nintendo was absolutely terrified someone would find a way to modify a video to insert code and be able to run homebrew on their device.
It's some sweet poetic justice that the system that has several features intentionally broken to prevent homebrew turned out to have a hardware backdoor.
0506c2 No.15344633
>>15342011
n-no bully
>>15344381
There's still no certain way of playing online without getting banned, with the whole unique identification of cartridges and all that other shit.
e2c618 No.15344641
>Profreshional lobby
>E-Liter user is aiming at the head of a stinger
Good grief. Also, postin' my squid.
d7a035 No.15344823
>>15344801
I live in constant anger that they give us cute sailor uniforms but no proper cute sailor hat to go with them.
f3073b No.15344911
502db9 No.15345329
>>15342011
Here are the two outfits I use most
>>15344823
I'm still mad the female version of the suit isn't an office lady
0506c2 No.15347330
>>15344633
higher res picture
I'm jealous of you fuckers being able to post videos and make fancy poses.
cc6dd5 No.15347399
>>15347330
Buy a switch, the game, the pro controller, an amiibo and an online pass, goy-desu
e2c618 No.15348231
>>15347330
Why? Anyone with a Switch and a Twitter account can post videos.
de544d No.15348851
>>15348231
His screenshots are from Splatoon 1
de544d No.15349965
>>15347330
>>15344633
Join us, squiddo.
>>15345329
What is with your OL fetish? Are you into the Christmas cake kind, too?
d958c4 No.15353565
>>15344801
It never ceases to amaze me how well that outfit comes together, especially with blue ink.
18c12d No.15353640
File: 5938813508d2544⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dla48JtU4AAUCLW.jpg large.jpg)
Delicious
Finally some gud randumbs
d958c4 No.15353914
>>15353640
If you play with the Mumble squids, we can offer you all of that and more.
18c12d No.15353941
>>15353914
what is the price?
171588 No.15354595
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
To distract from the ABSOLUTE STATE of Bongland, the local Nintendo branch is doing some Splat-2-rnaments today.
d958c4 No.15354645
>>15353941
Show up and contribute. Although, if this is when you're on, you might only run into me, and not during the weekends, because I work weekends. I might be able to convince
Kero
to stay up later.
d958c4 No.15355006
Look at all of those straw boaters, squids. Just ripe for the taking.
e2c618 No.15355074
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, FORKFAGS
6297db No.15355130
>>15355074
>people actually chose fork
98e007 No.15355134
>>15354645
>I work weekends
That must fucking suck.
>>15347399
>>15349965
I'll get 2 when someone figures out how to bypass the online anti-piracy check.
ee3159 No.15355159
>>15355074
>>15355130
>being this delusional
spooks go home
d958c4 No.15355188
>>15355134
>That must fucking suck.
Long hours, too. As a result, I only work two or three days a week. I can spend the other 4 or 5 days pretending I still play Splatoon 2.
>>15355074
>>15355130
>>15355159
I'm probably not even going to participate in this splatfest because my disinterest in the topic is at a record low. This is toilet paper levels of underwhelming.
655355 No.15355733
>>15324858
shit taste in loli pics
aff809 No.15355743
>>15355733
All loli porn is degenerate because cuntboy squiddos are superior
cc6dd5 No.15356379
File: 9e7b30b2d908f6a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.68 KB, 900x850, 18:17, little squid learning to i….jpg)
>>15355733
>paying
It better be to tame and waifu her with the D.
Besides, we need to go younger.
>>15353640
Hm, I could actually log in when to mumble when I play. I'm usually just to autistic to start a general conversation Guess we have similar online times.
But this is a good rotation, bloblobber is very strong in salmon and so is the Splattershot Jr.
The occasional Grizzco slosher helps too. Until the game makes the random weapon an E-liter on high tide three times in a rowwe still won
cc6dd5 No.15356384
This fucking spoiler box I swear to the zapfish… have a faggot so it's unticked next time I load the tab.
18c12d No.15356682
>wantet to grind to 999
>quittet on 600 because of bad RNG Randoms.
4049aa No.15356728
>>15355733
I wonder what that bubblegum tastes like.
44d8a4 No.15356756
>>15356728
Plastic and KY.
d7a035 No.15357956
I've been having the worst time in this Splatfest. I've made it all the way up to King but it was an awful road there. This theme sucks and every 3 out of 4 games is a clusterfuck.
34166f No.15358605
>>15356756
That doesn't sound very tasty.
d585bd No.15358713
>>15354595
>the comments are full of people mocking that repulsive subhuman
At least some parts of the world aren't crazy.
1a62fb No.15358894
>>15356682
>>15356379
There should be a way to make a deal with Mr. Grizz where he docks your pay in exchange for "smuggling" in a weapon of your choice.
bec585 No.15359855
>>15357956
It's not just me? I went into splat fest 28 22 and I left it 18 32. I'm so pissed, this splat fest was the least fun I've ever had playing this game. Non stop connection errors, afk, constantly losing even if I have a ton of kills and points. I rarely ever get mad at games and for the first time ever I said "fuck splatoon" and just played the new xenoblade dlc. I've never felt so helpless playing this game before.
67afda No.15359907
>>15359855
I started in at 1900 but got kicked down to 1700 and just languished there for-fucking-ever. The lag was more obvious than ever and it was Bloblobbers and Dualie Squelchers as far as the eyes could see. All of this suffering, for forks and spoons.
d585bd No.15359923
>>15359907
The Bloblobber is an interesting weapon that I ran with for a while, but I switched by to a trusty Tri-slosher and instantly saw an improvement in effectiveness. It was absurd how many people were just running around flinging bubbles and getting jack shit done. I've never seen so many matches end with so much uncovered space.
67afda No.15359942
>>15359923
I like the Bloblobber but it's an offense-oriented weapon with weak ink coverage. How bad it is to deal with depends on the map and the lag, because lag will get you killed by what appears to be single globs, and an unlucky map choice means they're going to get lobbed at you from on top of ledges where you can barely hit them but they can shit-kick you just fine. It was especially bad on Shifty Station with the center pit surrounded by walls, and it was the first time I started wondering if it really did need a nerf like I'd heard a lot when it was first released.
98e007 No.15360499
>ranked match
>keep getting pwnd by a trislosher and wasabi
Fuck me, I need to get better at handling the large gal in mid-range faceoffs.
d958c4 No.15360628
>>15360499
>wasabi
Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
44d8a4 No.15360916
>>15354595
>First 30 minutes are just a fucking timer
Has no one there ever heard of editing.
5fcaa2 No.15361536
>Won every splatfest I entered
Golly
d585bd No.15362035
>>15361536
Once again, popularity doesn't matter because one team always wins 2-1
404ffd No.15362052
>>15362035
It's almost as if having two of three criteria be related to each other will skew resullts.
86883f No.15362105
>>15362035
>>15362052
Competetive splatting is K seletected, and voting is r selected. Go figure.
67afda No.15362147
Marina is starting to crack. Splatoon 3 final boss confirmed.
1aaa3e No.15362191
Splatfest results are in!
Fork vs Spoon has concluded. Blood and tears were shed in the name of basic kitchenware.
Spoon was slightly more popular for some reason. Probably ice cream's fault.
Fork won the battles, probably because it can actually be used as a weapon.
Marina gets a little upset about losing all the time.
5fcaa2 No.15362250
Should we let marina win next time?
67afda No.15362269
>>15362250
>everyone feels sorry for Marina
>everyone decides to join Pearl's team to reverse the curse
>Pearl ends up winning 3-0
>Marina fucking loses it
d4c4bf No.15362271
34166f No.15362274
>>15361536
I don't think I ever mentioned it, but I like your oekakis. Do you have a collection?
>>15361510
>mfw better than some "competitive" Splatoon players.
>>15362147
It's not like you could trust a filthy octoling in the first place
>>15362191
>Probably ice cream's fault.
Spoonfags were anticipating another outcome like Cake and Ice Cream. They really forked 'em this time.
>>15362250
>Should we let marina win next time?
Why? She can always go back if she has a problem with how they handle things in Inkopolis. I hear Octo Valley is nice this time of year… and the rest of her short lifetime.
5fcaa2 No.15362500
>>15362274
I don't save them, sorry if you want to keep them to reuse, feel free to
44d8a4 No.15362545
>Another rigged splatfest
67afda No.15362579
>>15362545
>posts the person most likely to be doing the rigging
9c5530 No.15362580
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>>15362147
How strong is the Friendship between Pearl and Marina EXACTLY?
This is likey more like a User friendship.
Marina has the Talent and Pearl has the Money/Equipment. Together they are Off the Hook but …..
when will Marina have enough money and start a Solo Carrier?
when will Pearl getting bored being a musicstar and want to start a yakuza or getting into motherhood?
47923e No.15362619
>>15362191
Another glorious win for forehead goblin.
404ffd No.15362623
>>15362580
Pearl said meeting Marina was the best thing to ever happen to her. I think it's a bit more than you think.
67afda No.15362638
>>15362580
Pearl was the one who introduced Marina to Inkling society and helped her adjust, presumably. Pearl had also been trying to get into music since her childhood, and seemed to have thrown herself at everything she could until something finally worked, that being Off the Hook when she met a weird girl with a surprising amount of musical talent. I don't see Pearl being bored of being famous; she's already the richest squid in the world so she's either a pop star for the fame or for genuine love of the art. As for Marina, I wouldn't be surprised if she's clingy if not outright dependent on Pearl, I'm pretty sure they even live together. And while Pearl may use Marina as a punching bag now and then, there's hints then and there that she adores her, and I get the impression she'd tear out the eyes of anyone who hurt her. Pearl is pretty much the best person Marina could have met: bold, confident, determined, and loyal.
44d8a4 No.15362702
>>15362580
>How strong is the Friendship between Pearl and Marina EXACTLY?
They're best best, they're so close they practically see each other as sisters contrary to what tumblr says no they're not lesbians.
3088b1 No.15362787
Someone needs to make an edit of this with Marina and a splat brella
>>15362623
>>15362638
>>15362702
It's like you've never heard of betrayal before.
9c5530 No.15362810
>>15362623
>Pearl said meeting Marina was the best thing to ever happen to her
because the hideous death metal gremlin is finally getting popular.
Most people were making fun of the ugly forehead squid dwarf but now people start liking her and the big bonus: People liking her ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO WIN SPLATFESTS.
>>15362638
> I don't see Pearl being bored of being famous; she's already the richest squid in the world so she's either a pop star for the fame or for genuine love of the art.
Fame, Pride, Ego
How important is for the little squid girl being popular and famous?
TLDR: I just want some japanese drama soap opera in my squid game lore.
1aaa3e No.15362845
>>15362638
>tfw no Pearl wife
67afda No.15362915
>>15362702
>Pearl with a navel piercing exactly like Marina's
Kind of cute, though I'm not into piercings.
44d8a4 No.15363073
>>15362915
>I'm not into piercings.
I don't like navel piercings either but for some odd reason I do love nipple piercings.
8a86e8 No.15363083
>>15362702
>A big breasted motherly Marina taking care of her precocious adopted daughter Pearl.
I didn't know I wanted this kind of feeling so bad. Sister could work to but the big breast reminds of a current anime airing called Sunohara-sou no Kanrinrin-san which their relationship could work that way, even thought the main character is a boy who looks like a girl getting teased by his well endowed caretaker.
67afda No.15363084
>>15363073
Those are alright, but anything outside of those and normal ear piercings tends to turn me off.
e9aad0 No.15363121
>>15362147
Another rigged splatfest
Not only worst squid keeps winning but she's retarded because she uses a fork to eat from a bowl of cereal.
9c5530 No.15363170
Next Splafest Theme:
WINNING VS POPULAR
What is more important for you?
626fda No.15364659
>>15363121
>Not only worst squid
*best squid
FTFY.
38228b No.15365046
>>15362702
Probably my favorite pic of Pearl and least favorite pic of Marina. What a world …
e2c618 No.15365072
>>15365046
>my favorite pic of Pearl is a screenshot of her in-game model
There's not enough art of Pearl in her Octo Expansion outfit. It's too cute.
67afda No.15365080
>>15365046
It gives Pearl an adorable face and a good figure fitting her small stature, but makes Marina a grotesque titty monster. Life is rough.
>>15365072
Took me until the end of the expansion to realize it was a hoodie. It blends pretty easily into her head.
c13675 No.15365084
>>15333210
>fox final destination only
crap comparison, should have referenced UT 2003 servers and free for alls with gib rifles
09743a No.15365225
>>15362500
Oh, squit. I haven't been saving them. It kind of just dawned on me that you've got an oekaki for most every thread. I haven't been saving them. I'll be saving them from now on.
59f5db No.15365240
>>15362500
Your art is shit, I have no idea why anyone would save it. I could do better and I don't even draw.
5fcaa2 No.15365252
>>15365240
You seem bothered.
6d02d2 No.15365259
>>15362810
I'll throw some more drama. Deep down I hope that Marina is canonically proven to be Octavio's daughter. Someone who wanted to get away from that dying rust bucket world to see what the surface truly is like. And to buy her copy of the Squid Sister's album because she forgot to pre-order. And Octarian importers are scalpers.
67afda No.15365267
>>15365259
>Marina leaving for the surface is just her throwing a temper tantrum and running away from home because daddy didn't get her the latest hot new album
6d02d2 No.15365308
>>15365267
Those remixes aren't gonna mix themselves.
09743a No.15365456
>>15365259
I kind of hope not because Splatoon is starting to turn into Star Wars where absolutely everybody of note is related in some way to the events of, well, everything. It's putting all of their golden eggs in one basket, which is inevitably going to get dropped because the plot is already beyond saving at this point. I'm tired of the Squidbeak Splatoon arc, and I want something else. Even though Marina and Pearl had absolutely nothing to do with the events of the first game, they had to shoehorn them in through the DLC. What's next? The salmonids and the octarians are working together, and Mr. Grizz was part of the Squidbeak Splatoon, too? Scrappers' horns make the octarian jingle when you disable them, and I've not heard one person make a comment on this ever.
5fcaa2 No.15365459
>>15365456
salmonids canonically are in business with the octarians.
53c0dd No.15365461
>>15365456
Please no,you make me feel old with that image
bea769 No.15365474
Looking for the salmon run webm thats shows someone squid drowning and speaking chinese about not wanting to drown.
4020fb No.15365494
>>15365461
Bring back snacks!
5fcaa2 No.15365516
>>15365512
Well if it makes you feel any better, that's why octarians have power eggs
67afda No.15365520
>>15365456
>Even though Marina and Pearl had absolutely nothing to do with the events of the first game, they had to shoehorn them in through the DLC.
I think the only shoehorned part was them coincidentally intercepting Cuttlefish's radio signals because they were on top of a mountain for some unexplained reason. I do agree that something other than the Squidbeak Splatoon would be good, but considering they're named after the title of the game and Callie and Marie aren't going anywhere ever I think that's too much to hope for.
2fd2a3 No.15365614
>>15365516
So, octarians get power eggs in exchange for building impractical weaponry for salmonids? Why don't the salmonids just reverse-engineer stinger technology and be done with it? Four or five of those on the field would kill hundreds. Four or five hundred stingers and you rule the world.
6d02d2 No.15365637
I wouldn't mind if Agent "6" (because 6 looks like a fish) was a humanoid/salmonid hybrid in a spin-off game that pilots vehicles to navigate land. You can swim freely in water but are limited where you can go on land without a vehicle and fuel.
67afda No.15365665
>>15365614
>Why don't the salmonids just reverse-engineer stinger technology and be done with it?
Does this look like an engineer to you?
2fd2a3 No.15365720
>>15365665
Good point, but you've never seen real rednecks before, have you? They could nigger rig octarian technology. It's all already made of garbage anyway.
6d02d2 No.15365775
>>15365720
What about a new hyper evolved species of salmonling? Also I don't have salmonling pics.
bea769 No.15365871
Have the updates fix splatoon 2? I stopped playing because it felt dull maps and music compared to 1. Salmon run get any updates? Shit was fun.
67afda No.15365918
>>15365871
A bunch of Splatoon 1 maps were added back into Splatoon 2, around half of them are playable. A couple of new Chirpy Chips songs got added. Lots of interesting new weapons. Salmon Run is still Salmon Run. Octo Expansion is fun.
86883f No.15365937
>>15365775
>>15365823
Cephalopods are apex predators by intelligence like humans are. Anything else would be a nigger-tier low-iq sub-squid anthro-fur creature. Fish included.
09743a No.15365961
>>15365871
It depends on when you last played. There's a new map and four new weapons every month. Salmon Run got a new map in late Novemberholy shit, has it been that long? A lot of maps from Splatoon 1 are in Splatoon 2, but I'd like more. Come play with us, faggot.
6d02d2 No.15365986
>>15365937
Not all of us can be born winners. Plus I want a Mad Max style dirby game in Splatoon's floatsam rust-punk underworld.
>>15365823
That's the one. I can't imagine she can change into a fish but she can swim in water well enough to assemble her vehicles needed to ride on land. Also imagine the frying pan being a Swiss army knife if sorts with a can opener, pipe wrench, screw driver, etc.
905877 No.15366072
>>15362702
But what if I ship them?
59f5db No.15366099
>>15365252
How does it feel you have less drawing talent than 80% of the people who post scribbles in the splatoon hub?
991af5 No.15366144
>>15323797
>HOW FRESH ARE YOU!?
It won't matter in a month.
>HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?
It won't matter in a month.
>HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?
Extremely.
09743a No.15366186
>>15365240
>I could do better and I don't even draw.
Let's see what you've got, faggot.
98e007 No.15366381
>>15365456
There was a tidbit about how most of the squid kids in Inkopolis actually moved there from rural areas. If the third game shies away from everything else, they should focus on how life is for them on the farms. Maybe their lives are completely different, and their main focus is on sustaining their own kind rather than shooting ink at each other. Hell, even make their composition different: give them the ability to swim in water or something because they don't need to constantly compress themselves to hide in ink.
Or, you know, they can release a second $20 DLC where Marina, Agent 8, and the octolings in Inkopolis turned out to have been working with Octavio the whole time and everything that took place during Octo Expansion was some weird simulation/diversion, leaving Cap'n Cuttlefish to recruit an Agent 5 for Octo Valley Canyon Gorge.
21a0c8 No.15366416
We all now how this is going to end And I don't like it. Cute girls crying makes me sad and wish I wasn't 3D
36c9f6 No.15367518
>>15366416
>Cute girls crying
6d02d2 No.15367603
a8eca9 No.15367740
>>15366186
yoou should be banned and you know it
67afda No.15367962
Tips on using Sprinklers? I have both Tetra Dualie sets and I'm not sure which one I like more, the Sprinkler is what trips me up on the Light Tetra Dualies.
2a4843 No.15368015
>>15367740
Lucky for me, most everyone around here is too young to know better. ;_;
9469a0 No.15368068
>>15367962
From what I hear the sprinkler's main role in combat is just to be a distraction. Note that the sprinkler fires really quickly when it starts up and slows down after a while so it's not totally harmless when thrown out in combat. I've also seen plenty of players sticking the sprinkler to the ceiling so that it rains ink downwards and is trickier to break.
09743a No.15368202
>>15367962
Throw one out of the spawn to build up special. Throw them up high and in hard to reach places. Throw them as a distraction and get ready to flank. A lot of players have tunnel vision when it comes to sprinklers. I like the dark tetras better, but I don't really use the damn things.
f9e5ce No.15368951
< lostoutpost.craigslist.org/search/missed_connections
cc6dd5 No.15369099
>>15362580
>or getting into motherhood
Don't do these things to my dick.
>>15365937
My Grizz is using all these eggs for genetic experiments to make salmonling girls
>>15367962
Sticking them to the back of the tower in tower control or somewhere where they block a path without being visible in clam blitz works.
>>15368951
Nobody likes snipers, not even their own team.
Remember BF2? Commander could airdrop small vehicles. About 3/4 of them landed on enemy snipers. And I guess 1/10 on friendly ones.
98e007 No.15369674
>>15367962
Use them to multitask and get extra coverage where most others aren't looking (usually in the first 30 seconds of the match), and as a diversion in all other cases. Try to get them in hard to reach places and corners when distracting, so taking it down would require looking away from where teammates would be.
It pisses me off to no end when there's a sprinkler in a certain spot far away from the opposing team, and someone just goes there and inks the surrounding turf anyway.
48d70f No.15369758
>>15362191
>>15362147
Marina can't contain her nigger rage.
6d02d2 No.15371145
What would you do with a genetically engineered salmonling for domestic ownership anyway?
f795f9 No.15372218
Would anybody like to play Splatoon 2 with Bonnie this upcoming evening? It's been difficult getting a league partner or a team together due to a series of unfortunate events. Unless B-dubs shows up. B-dubs takes priority.
98e007 No.15372528
>>15372218
What kinds of events, exactly?
f795f9 No.15372613
>>15372528
I dunno. League, salmon run, turf war. Whatever. I need to get back in the saddle.
98e007 No.15372742
>>15372613
No, I mean what were the unfortunate events
f795f9 No.15372754
>>15372742
Family, work, friends, probably have insomnia. But, I don't care about stuff like that right now. I just want to play video games.
98e007 No.15372787
>>15372754
Wish I could help, but I'm about to commute now so I'm in a tight spot. Good luck with everything though
34166f No.15373230
>>15372787
It's cool. We're all gonna make it, brah.
cc6dd5 No.15373901
>>15371145
Make a school
>>15372218
Since your evening is my night and my work sucks over half the team sick or on vacation, holy shit, sorry brah.
502db9 No.15374002
>>15374001
Fuck I forgot to spoiler!
502db9 No.15374009
File: 473b8d496a6808a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 348.19 KB, 1052x639, 1052:639, [Konchiki] Run Girl Run.jpg)
>>15371145
Unspeakable things
35161a No.15374147
>>15374009
1. Doujin i dont know
2. Prison School
3. Doujin i have favorite on sadpanda
4. Komi-san
5. Doujin i don`t know
What did i win?
3909c2 No.15374261
>>15374147
nothing because 1 is JSxJC lolicon yuri manga (not doujin) yuzumori-san and 5 is also a loli (H) manga, not a doujinshi
51a426 No.15374263
>>15374147
>1. Doujin i dont know
Actually from Yuzumori-san: a non-lewd shoujo ai manga about a high school girl falling in love with a grade school loli.
6d02d2 No.15374355
>>15374009
How would holding hands with a creature that has bones feel like?
404ffd No.15374362
>>15374355
Yeah, I would like to know, too. I mean, it's not like there's a skeleton inside me or anything.
cc6dd5 No.15374417
>>15374362
Woha, spooky thought.
>>15374009
Now if I could just fucking remember the source for the 3rd. Even have it saved but no source.
Searching by tags doesn't seem to help.
1aaa3e No.15374508
>>15372218
when is evening
6d02d2 No.15374555
I'm gonna be so made if gallow's eve splatfest is ghosts vs skeletons.
1aaa3e No.15374629
>>15374555
They did Zombies vs Ghosts in EU for the first game. It's possible they will recycle that for NA, but unlikely they'll reuse those choices in EU.
Pumpkin-Carving vs Costume-Making
Candy Corn vs Regular Corn
Undead vs Living Dead
<I think the crawling chaos Nyaralthotep is cooler than the slumbering leviathan Cthulhu!
>I think the slumbering leviathan Cthulhu is cooler than the crawling chaos Nyarlathotep!
Walpurgis Splatfest when?
34166f No.15374716
>>15374508
Eh, whenever. I'll be awake for the next… 14 hours.
1aaa3e No.15374933
f9e5ce No.15375001
>Halfchan refugee attempting to fit in
>Thinks 8/v/'s longest-running single-game general is unwelcome "shilling"
44d812 No.15375203
>>15375001
Exactly. If someone hasn't bought a Switch already, nothing you can do will make them buy one.
9827d3 No.15375271
>>15342188
>which sucks if you're scissors to its rock
Which is exactly why brushes aren't seen often in the meta. Blasters have an automatic bullshit advantage when your build relies on speed to close the distance and make up for shit range.
5832e6 No.15375983
>>15375271
I'm still thoroughly convinced that brushes still can't hold a candle to rollers. The only utility I see with brushes is mobility. Vanilla inkbrush and vanilla octobrush are great for scoring in Clam Blitz. I legitimately think the inkbrush nouveau is the single worst weapon in the game.
d55030 No.15377520
>>15367962
Use sub saver with some ink recovery
d55030 No.15377537
>>15367962
Shit didn't mean to post that
Sprinkler tips
-Beginning of the match throw it near an open corner. so you can run to objective and you'll have 1/4 your meter built
-The abilities I would use would be special charge up, Sub saver, Comeback
Since you can build your special faster.
-Like some people said use it as a distraction by throwing it near enemies and flank from the other side.
6d02d2 No.15377554
I doubt this will be added until Splatoon 3. I want Stamp Mallets.
77f1f4 No.15377652
>>15375983
the brushes are pretty good. its a little low teir cause it they get outranged pretty bad. especially in this post-bloblobber future. i prefer the nouveau a bit more than the base even though i hate the ball special cause the mines let you play more sneakily while in active combat.
>>15367962
sprinklers are a real think-ahead sort of thing.they take alot of ink to put down but they have their uses. i'll keep it simple.
3 good uses:
1) claim an area while you go fuckoff.
>lets you build special faster cause you'll be inking while it does its work
2) area denial/pressure
> if you know an enemy squid is gonna be going down a certain route, you can toss one on a wall or barrier covering the area with ink. they'll either have to engage you while getting sprinkled or engage the sprinkler, leaving them open for you to splat them. which is pretty much option 3.
3) bait
>almost everyone will take a second to look at the sprinkler and shoot it. with good situational awareness and sprinkler placements, you can pretty much go fishing for enemy squids.
292767 No.15377762
There's something about the fact that both games launched in the same year and sheer absurdity of this juxtaposition that makes me want to see Not Important as a guest character in Splatoon. With paint guns, of course.
67afda No.15377785
>>15377762
For a while I've wanted to see black-ink squids/octos who act like edgy hipsters and everyone else just makes fun of them for taking themselves too seriously.
be8364 No.15379538
>>15377652
>inkbrush nouvaeau better than vanilla
4020fb No.15380001
502db9 No.15380139
94b73e No.15380427
be8364 No.15380593
>>15380427
I mean, if we're talking strictly Squid Squad, I like Seaskape and their version of Now or Never a lot more.
be8364 No.15380902
Starfish Mainstage is so universally hated that they're changing it.
67afda No.15381438
>>15380902
I didn't really hate it, but I sure as hell didn't like it.
15e0b0 No.15382200
>That Salmon Run rotation
Hope you like shooters!
Grillerwaves might be a nightmare with the smallfry
1aaa3e No.15383688
>>15380902
I dislike what I see.
Is there a reason why they seem so dedicated to improving this particular stage? Surely they could have put some more effort into one of the other bad maps, instead of updating Starshit Mainstage multiple times.
158e71 No.15383711
>>15383688
It's because absolutely everyone hates Starfish Mainstage. Even after a number of revisions, they can't get people to enjoy this map.
6d02d2 No.15384215
>>15383711
Demolish Starfish Mainstage and replace it with Starfish Theatre, a completely rebuilt theatre for concerts and plays with a bigger stage and props. Also with level design that isn't shit.
ce874d No.15384244
>too good for S+9
>too shit for X
>playing Tower Control just ends up with you fluctuating between the two ranks, over the months
502db9 No.15388736
>>15388600
I have a Splatoon version of this somewhere but I can't seem to find it
502db9 No.15388800
>>15388778
Yep that's the one
Thanks man
62ce85 No.15388811
>>15388736
>dear migman
whom is this undoubtably esoteric gentleman I have not yet had the pleasure of getting to know?
9c20d0 No.15389320
Would any of you even fuck a squid kid
626fda No.15389332
>>15389320
I would but…10 legs.
1752db No.15389376
626fda No.15389463
>>15389376
Thanks Grimsby.
f4a40c No.15389470
>>15389320
consentacles.jpg
1aaa3e No.15389727
>>15389320
No. Why would you even ask? You some kind of freak?
6d02d2 No.15389889
>>15389320
Would the squid kid fuck me?
ce874d No.15389897
>>15383711
I feel like I'm in the minority for not really caring for any of the new maps. More than anything the aesthetic for most of them sucks. Manta Maria, and Starshit are the biggest offenders, but it's not like Snapper Canal, Musselforge, or Mako Mart are visually appealing, either.
34166f No.15389908
>>15388736
>see this
>my birthday is Sunday
>mfw
2a6211 No.15390039
>>15323960
inklings are so fucking strong, they must be all muscle. i want to get romantically involved with a squid girl and compliment her on her strength. i want her to carry me off into the sunset while we make out upside down while shes walking on her hair tentacles
cc6dd5 No.15390664
Imagine a "Headpats vs. Handholding" Splatfest
6d02d2 No.15390971
>>15390664
That would be the day Nintendo closes Nintendo of America.
9c20d0 No.15391070
>>15389908
Happy early birthday
>inb4 you get pic related as a birthday present
9ca3d1 No.15391105
>>15391070
>Happy early birthday
That's bad luck, squigga.
d7a035 No.15391113
>>15390039
>inklings are so fucking strong, they must be all muscle.
They have no bones, so, yeah, they're all muscle.
6d02d2 No.15391131
>>15391070
Those are called "merry unbirthdays" you snot.
644d87 No.15391156
>new month
>no new Salmon Run Gear
nani?
44d8a4 No.15391165
>>15389320
No i'm an Octoman.
d7a035 No.15391170
>>15391165
You know her tentacles move on their own. You'll never get any sleep because they'll poke you all night long.
e6be8a No.15391222
>>15391165
I misread that as "octomom" at first glance.
44d8a4 No.15391227
>>15391170
That just means more arms to cuddle you at night.
d55030 No.15391330
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Never change putz…nevah change lmao
d7a035 No.15391394
9c20d0 No.15391918
>>15391105
oh fuck what have I done
f243ba No.15391923
47923e No.15391940
>>15391923
Have you considered lurking?
d55030 No.15391949
>Did my rainmaker splatzones placements
>Got 2200-2300
>Im top 500 for a few seconds
Wew lad
a974fd No.15392215
Can I get a game in with anyone who isn't going to complain about every single fucking God damn thing that happens in the game? Git gud faggots.
f7f836 No.15392217
>>15391330
I unironically want putz to come here and make private matches so I can splat him 5 times in a row and hear the salt on his stream
f7f836 No.15392231
>>15392215
Who have you been playing with?
6d02d2 No.15393048
>>15391227
I want to use Marina as a pillow now.
34166f No.15393432
>>15391156
The update is really late this time around. It's supposed to be some time in early September. New weapons and map, too.
f243ba No.15393444
>>15393432
they know the game is fucking dead with the payed online in 2 week. why update a game for 12 people?
34166f No.15393471
>>15391070
>Happy early birthday
Thanks.
>>15391918
I'd say you doomed me for eternity, but I was doomed from the start. You've at worst offered me a friendly gesture.
>>15392215
Shut up, Len Complaining about Splatoon is half of the fun of Splatoon. You're not my real dad.
e2c618 No.15393727
1 day left, squidos. Make it count.
>>15391156
>>15393432
Ninty wants to get the online paywall up and running first. Firmware 6.0.0 and the online service are scheduled to start September 3rd.
98e007 No.15393993
>>15389908
Today's officially Sunday here, so let me be one of the first to wish you a happy birthday, you gigantic faggot.
>>15393727
Expecting at least a few squids to be switching back to playing on the Wii U, if they haven't still been playing already. Then we can all go back to sulking about how the 3K scope jap with a long name always ends up frying your teammates because their eyes are always glued to the floor. OCTOS FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
d958c4 No.15394091
>>15393993
Thanks, faggot. Wish you were playing squids 2 with us.
53b193 No.15394800
cc6dd5 No.15395160
Happy touched your moms vagina day!
e21aed No.15396231
>>15344641
that webm actually hurt to look at
e21aed No.15396672
I swear, most people that i play with in salmon run are mental rejects where their brain has stopped working and doing more than one thing at a time hurts them.
It just seems like a whole lot of peeps dont know what the fuck to do when shit happens
76ca01 No.15396690
>>15395763
That's a nice crop. Can I please have a sauce?
44d8a4 No.15396703
f243ba No.15396765
>>15396672
please explain further
actually, many more randumbs using the stingray on motherships.
cc6dd5 No.15396780
>>15396765
>actually, many more randumbs using the stingray on motherships.
am confuse of what you mean
f243ba No.15396811
>>15396780
when the mothership is coming to the basket aim with the stingray a little bit above the ship so you can hit the mothership and the spawning FlySalmons for >5 eggs or even more near the basket.
0e0d05 No.15398350
>TFW Climate change is going to kill all the squids and Octopuses
What do we do guise? I don't want to live in a world without Octobuddies.
6d02d2 No.15398539
>>15398350
Splice your genetics into theirs and make IRL squid kids.
da385b No.15398649
>>15398350
>pic
Anon, those specific ones are actually benefitting from it. Warmer climate means the gloomy octos have been able to spread their seed all over the East Australian Current.
bf6150 No.15399906
>>15398350
those fuckers going back to space where they come from.
9a9f05 No.15399931
>>15398350
>he bought the climate change meme
If you want squids to stay alive just nuke China and India. You’d be stopping half the pollution in the oceans.
0e0d05 No.15400354
>>15399931
>posting literally wrong information
Anon, you really love the kikes don't you?
Do you know what a green house gas is or does anon? Did you know CO2 is in fact a green house gas?
2a6211 No.15400559
>>15400354
but anon caring about the environment is leftist ideology so that means believing in climate change makes you a communist and a black transvestite
10fb0d No.15400604
>>15399931
>climate change isn't real
>but pollution is real and is harming the animals
Things just don't line up in your brain do they?
bb160a No.15400619
>>15400559
>>15400354
This. Look away goys. Us Jews would never say hurt the environment or your water supply.
98e007 No.15400836
>>15398539
>>15398836
What would you even do with an IRL squid kid? Grind turf war?
6d02d2 No.15400885
>>15400836
What else but raise IRL squid-chan to be my daughteru and literally pull social justice ideology a wedgie by the diaper. Of course I'd play vidya with squid-chan, teach her how to shoot guns, and identify the CIA assassins coming after her.
0e0d05 No.15400926
>>15400885
>Teach her how to shoot guns and identify the CIA assassins coming after her
So you will raise her to be a negro?
67afda No.15400932
>>15400885
>CIA assassins
You should be more worried about the IKA agents.
cc6dd5 No.15400939
6d02d2 No.15400971
>>15400926
>Implying the CIA aren't niggers themselves.
0e0d05 No.15401152
>>15400971
>Niggers killing niggers
It's the natural order of things anon
6d02d2 No.15401341
>>15401152
Love how you assume teaching someone to shoot a gun always means teaching them how to murder niggers like niggers. What a waste of ammo.
The world governments do not want any new non-human sentient life to exist. Therefore they will contract black ops to hunt and kill any chances these signs of life have to emerge. Look at what hapened to Tay.
Wonder if Splatoon government is similar, but with salmonids.
ce874d No.15401999
>>15401152
no man, these ones glow in the dark
5fcaa2 No.15402363
>>15400604
We've been over this. "Climate change" as it means as the immediate imminent danger that requires every developed country to drop back to the dark ages and take in a zillion third world babies is not a thing, However dumping garbage into the water supply is an issue.
d958c4 No.15403277
If I don't make it back tonight, squids, I left this mortal coil as a hero. I'll give 'em the ol' burst bomb combo. I'm only joking to cope.
10fb0d No.15403291
>>15402363
>dumping garbage in the water is bad
>but dumping garbage in the air isn't gonna hurt anyone
b79cb0 No.15403674
>>15403277
R.I.P. flagfag
He just wanted to get his salmon run done for the day, and now he's shitposting in that great gachi edit in the sky.
d86a5c No.15403681
>>15403291
>stopping carbon emission will stop the planet's climate from changing, even though the planet's climate changes constantly without the need for human influence
484f90 No.15403967
>>15403674
I made it, funny enough. Literal shooting right next to work. Saw it firsthand. Went for my own gun after the fact. Thanks for the kind words
98e007 No.15404332
>>15403967
Shit, that's rough. Glad to hear that you got through unharmed.
e42671 No.15404586
>always Play Salmon Run
>"i should play Ranked maybe"
>Rain Maker
>Always the Shitter with 20 Kills
>LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE
>BACK TO RANK S SHITTER!!!!!11111111111111
FUCK THIS GAME!
I will Bully the Children on Rank S SO FUCKING HARD. 30 Kills incoming and going back to A+
67afda No.15404700
>>15403681
>>15403291
Air pollution has dangers beyond climate change, you know. Like, not being able to breathe properly.
1ca055 No.15404731
>Buy Splatoon 2
>Play it for an hour
>Feel the urge to jerk off to inklings
>Do it
>Lose all interest in the game for a few hours
>Rinse and repeat.
Help me!
67afda No.15404767
>>15404731
Play as a boy instead.
44d8a4 No.15404793
>>15404767
>Play as a boy instead.
5409c8 No.15404944
>>15403291
>carbon dioxide
>garbage
Pollution is a serious problem, carbon dioxide isn't. The left is focusing on carbon dioxide because it's the only way to pretend to be environmentalists while avoiding the conclusion that the third world has to be depopulated and deindustrialized.
2a6211 No.15406488
>>15403291
continued deforestation isnt helping either.
>>15404944
>carbon dioxide isn't
tell that to mars.
2a6211 No.15406564
>>15406524
>announcing reports
>>15406543
>how dare you goyim, our wanton disregard is actually helping
2883f7 No.15406584
>>15404944
There isn't enough carbon dioxide on Mars, you dumbfuck. Did you mean Venus? If so then you can't compare Earth and Venus' climate like that. Venus is closer to the sun, Venus' atmosphere is much thicker than Earth's therefore trapping the carbon dioxide for a longer period of time. Once all of Venus' water evaporated it was basically fucked. The things that happened on Venus can't happen to Earth for the reasons I mentioned.
2a6211 No.15406624
>>15406584
there is abundant carbon dioxide on mars. theres enough co2 on mars that nasa is considering options on how it might be used as a resource.
d20a7d No.15406685
2883f7 No.15406693
>>15406624
Then why is there not enough co2 to terraform it?
NASA: https://archive.st/kl49 archive.is didn't work
NatureAsia: https://archive.st/4ovn archive.is didn't work
PopSci: https://archive.is/ygRlc
502db9 No.15406855
WE GOT 9TH!!!
This is the first time we've made it to single digits!
ce874d No.15406887
>decide to try out some "competitive" gear
>I tend to play as a mid-slayer/slayer, so the quick respawn + comeback combo is appropriate
>also switched to tentatek, instead of regular splattershot
>play some ranked matches with it
>do way better
>can suddenly play way more aggressively, since even if I die after splatting, I have comeback to get me back faster
>at times, have turned matches around, through just getting as aggressive as I can, flanking, and coming at the enemy team that's pushing, from behind
<but all the gear is unfresh as fuck
502db9 No.15406916
>>15406855
My splatoon folder is a mess so this is all I could find but I know more is out there somewhere.
502db9 No.15406928
>>15406916
was meant for >>15406685
sorry I couldn't find the lewds
0e0d05 No.15406972
>>15406543
>The world has been cooling
No it hasn't nigger.
67afda No.15406978
>>15406887
People actually like Quick Respawn? I brush it off as one of those worthless abilities along with Cold Blooded and Special Saver and Super Jump Speed. I got a natural 3x Special Saver on one of my Takoroka jackets and I couldnt' scrub that shit fast enough.
d20a7d No.15407001
>>15406916
sweet. thank you
98e007 No.15407032
>>15406855
That must have easily taken a shit ton of grinding. Hats off to you guys. Meanwhile, I get to put up with a splatling that can't figure out how to change into squid form and walks around with a target on his back the entire match.
ce874d No.15407175
>>15406978
Like I said, it's a safety net, and I operate as a slayer/mid-slayer.
Essentially, I'm mainly just getting behind opponents, and bumrushing them as quickly as I can. Unlike a backliner, I'm deliberately throwing myself into as many situations as I can, where I'm most likely to get splatted.
If you're decent, you can get by without any buffs at all, which makes quick respawn ideal for a slayer.
Think of it less like a buff, and more like a buffer. You shouldn't ever need it, but it helps to have as insurance just in case.
e2c618 No.15408790
Why are you faggots arguing about global warming again? We're all going to die to nuclear warfare long before the Earth dies. Who gives a shit?
eae00c No.15408808
>>15408790
>nuclear warfare
I doubt we’re that lucky. We’re getting closer to rendering nukes obsolete, and I doubt WW3 is happening for atleast another few years
6d02d2 No.15408868
>>15406583
The driver is an octo! Also I want Pearl in a cyclist kevlar jumpsuit.
>>15408790
I have more faith in a 1970s Russain rail gun on the moon piercing the planet.
47923e No.15409173
>>15406543
>trolling
It's called a red herring anon. He is bringing up something irrelevant to distract from the argument.
67afda No.15409214
>>15408868
I wanna see Marina on her motorcycle.
6d02d2 No.15409227
>>15409214
Jumpsuit zipped or unzipped?
67afda No.15409254
>>15409227
Considering how she dresses I wouldn't be surprised if she never zipped up anything ever beyond her tiny jacket. Seriously her pants are only halfway on her hips, she is skimpy as fuck and I'm amazed they got away with her design.
6d02d2 No.15409266
>>15409254
So unzipped jump suit that barely covers nipples and pelvis. Got it.
56defa No.15409473
splatoon lore says humans got drowned out by riding sea levels but based on volume of ice on earth it would only rise by about 65 meters so only coastlines would be greatly affected.
56defa No.15409475
67afda No.15409506
>>15409473
I'm betting humans were actually wiped out by an alien invasion.
6d02d2 No.15409529
>>15409506
By aliens you mean illegal salmonids that jump the border to eat humans alive yes?
9105c0 No.15409744
Do you think marina shoves her plump, thick tentacles up pearls ass while she eats her out?
I think she does.
6d02d2 No.15410351
Heads up. We got a direct tomorrow that will most likely remind us of Paid Online and that the fun in Splatoon 2 will end.
Just when I bought Octo Expansion too.
e2c618 No.15411341
>>15408868
>I have more faith in a 1970s Russain rail gun on the moon piercing the planet.
That sounds radical. "Pierced by a giant laser" has to be one of the top 10 coolest ways to die.
67afda No.15411377
Better hurry and get your octo on while you can. Paid online is supposed to come out in the latter half of September I heard.
67afda No.15411385
53b193 No.15411388
>>15410351
>Finally about to get a switch and Wii U after years of waiting and saving
>Paid online starts a week before I can get it
TREACHEROUS LUCK
53b193 No.15411935
I know this is a long shot but do any of you anons know a reliable place to get a Wii U from? getting a new one costs like 800$ and I'd rather not go to gamestop for a used one
5d735a No.15412478
>>15411935
not sure about reliable but you could try ebay.
cc6dd5 No.15412704
So if Agent 8 wears leather and has a flashback at the sight of a locker…
53b193 No.15412927
>>15412478
Dang. Well do you know if I order something online from gamestop and it comes broken can I go to my nearest game stop and return it?
d7a035 No.15413721
I want to slap the shit out of whoever thought that playing all the single-player missions with all the weapons to unlock them as multiplayer skins was a good idea. I got the shooter and roller and halfway through the charger and I want to die from boredom.
6d02d2 No.15413843
>>15411377
Octo expansion is perfect for this time. Because I'm not going to pay $20 for online at this time for Splatoon 2. Switch is turning into a single player and couch co-op game machine for me. I'm catching up on Xenoblade 2 until I can afford the ethernet cables and switches to wire in my bedroom and living room. The moment I lost save data was the moment Splatoon multiplayer ended for me. I was so close to S too. But ah well. Everyone here is going to move back to Splatoon 1.
1aaa3e No.15414820
>>15414486
But that's illegal!
maybe
f2a71e No.15415109
>>15412927
it shows a 7 day money back guarantee right with the listing so you should be fine getting your $150 back from your local store, if they say anything just show them the page:
faggot://www.gamestop.com/wii-u/consoles/nintendo-wii-u-32gb-black/129109
all that matters now is if you want to get the bundle with the disc for $200 or pay for a $6 brain training game and use the browser exploit to get free games and the unmatched homebrew that comes with the wii u
e2c618 No.15415418
>Nintendo Direct introducing the paid online is delayed
>Paid online is delayed too
Thanks, earthquake.
53b193 No.15415449
2ae338 No.15415872
>>15412704
I'm paying attention.
2ae338 No.15415960
>>15414486
Bonnie spotted.
6d02d2 No.15419374
>>15415960
Is that squid buffing in public?
fc6a58 No.15420122
>>15419374
Buffing stats :^)
30d41d No.15420860
>>15420008
No. Eat my ass.
502db9 No.15420877
I think it's about time for a new thread.
Somebody else make it
a0d06d No.15420925
>>15420008
I'm pretty sure that's him and that he isn't stalking an anon for gay sex
d55030 No.15421263
d55030 No.15421341
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>>/v/1532379
d55030 No.15421343
d55030 No.15421345
Wtf did they fuck up cross linking?
d55030 No.15421351
d55030 No.15421353
Okay there we go
>>>/v/15421315
Was just missing a number^
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