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1acaff  No.15311312

why do people like these games?

cfb3a9  No.15311314

bad taste


0e6deb  No.15311316

>>15311312

Tomb raider with more victims


593561  No.15311319

I never know OP. I never saw the appeal of this game, I never saw the appeal of The Last of Us, I vaguely saw the appeal of Call of Duty but only as a multiplayer tool to be played with pals at LAN parties, essentially the same value as Halo or any other FPS. GTA always had immense appeal because GTA let you steal anybody's car, crash into other peoples' cars, blow their cars up and them with it, blow your car up, etc. etc. I have yet to this day even touch campaign on any GTA game. I do not understand how someone would enjoy a railroaded plot where you have to do X or there is absolutely nothing else to do.


1acaff  No.15311325

File: ebef2bd61a00a31⋯.jpg (6.83 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 4f5c9d02c996bbd247396d39df….jpg)

>>15311319

congrats on hating things that are popular


751105  No.15311326

>>15311325

>GTA is great for this list of reasons

<great job hating what's popular

GTA is the most popular. This is such a stupid post I'll just state that I've been baited.


593561  No.15311327

>>15311325

>calls me an edgy contrarian, doesn't refute points

Here's your (you)


9e2982  No.15311330

>>15311325

>not even reading his post

Shit nigger, you are dumb. I bet you'll claim this was bait, too.


1acaff  No.15311334

File: aeaae933996c714⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1096x551, 1096:551, restrasft.PNG)


965e3e  No.15311379

If gone home was a sony exclusive, it would also be a multi million dollar franchise by now.


1ecea3  No.15311388

>>15311312

Because "playable action/adventure movies", I'd imagine.


3fee95  No.15311425

File: 6818a9a3e8e21d2⋯.webm (6.58 MB, 720x404, 180:101, uncharted.webm)


524337  No.15311447

File: 52fd9b0b2b1ba52⋯.jpg (167.19 KB, 622x568, 311:284, 1435193180384.jpg)

It's Indiana Jones. It's slightly challenging on Crushing where you're forced to at least partially stealth through each section. The multiplayer is alright. It looks pretty. The characters are endearing cliches because Henning is a good writer. That's about it. There's no truly bad game in the series, either, which is kind of mindboggling given the amount of kikery and pozz surrounding the studio.


593561  No.15311452

>>15311447

But can you enjoy it for more than one, maybe two, plays? Compare it to M&B for example, I still haven't beaten that game because there's so much other stuff I can go do in it I just never got around to even trying to learn how to officially "end" it.


77d9c6  No.15311455

File: 9c819a85495b05a⋯.jpg (119.87 KB, 737x938, 11:14, uncharted-the-lost-legacy-….jpg)

>>15311447

>There's no truly bad game in the series, either

Ahem


524337  No.15311469

File: a919636d71e913b⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 417x407, 417:407, 1422002189348.jpg)

>>15311452

Doubt it. The multiplayer is one thing. I guess maybe speedrunning it? Other than that, no.

>>15311455

Beat it a few days ago, I expected it being pozzed up the wazoo, but nope, it's bog standard Uncharted. It's basically a slightly longer open-worldish segment from 4 with some nice setpieces on the side, and a rerun of uncharted 2's train section. It's fine. There is literally one random comment you can get while driving around about how "it's nice to finally work with a proud emancipated woman such as myself" which is much less than I anticipated. Fucking Nadine has character development even.


1acaff  No.15311471

>>15311452

that game really doesn't have the replayability everyone says it has

>AI is retarded

>arches win every battle with 0 casualties

>terrain is samey

>takes way too long to train a high level army

>army size limited for no reason

I got halfway through conquering the entire map and got bored of boring ass sieges


000000  No.15311477

>>15311312

They don't. Cattle simply repeat what the (((marketing))) pedophiles (they all are) tell them to. And they buy the games for the same reason.


593561  No.15311481

>>15311471

You cranked the difficulty up to 100%, right? Although, yeah, even with difficulty up you reach a certain point where you start winning by default because you've released so many nobles over the course of getting tough enough to actually siege towns that they more or less flock to you once you've taken a couple towns. I ended up restarting because I'd been knocked out so many times I was starting to lose stat points, just went archer the second round instead of being a melee-cuck.


1acaff  No.15311486

>>15311481

yes I maxed difficulty

It gets boring just lance charging over and over again…


2e6cd7  No.15311488

>>15311312

The platforming sections of all Uncharted games are pretty good, what kills them dead are the sniper city events at the end of each.

>platforming

<sniper city

>platforming

<sniper city


f2d5ad  No.15311489

>>15311312

Because they were told they did.


979abd  No.15311497

Uncharted 1 is an objectively awful game, with shit level and enemy design, mediocre controls with forced sixaxis, and some incredibly shitty segments like the jetski, zombie goblin parts, and the final boss. Uncharted 2 is an OK game that improved on the first one in every single way, had some great parts like the train chapters, and had fun multiplayer. Uncharted 3 again improved on Uncharted 2 in almost every way, but it had a big issue in the cutscenes to gameplay ratio and felt a lot slower to get going. The multiplayer was significantly improved. The one thing in common in all of the games was the fact that the main cast was pretty likeable and well written.

Amy Hennig left Naughty Dog at this point. Neil Druckmann takes over writing.

Uncharted 4 is basically a 12 hour nu-action movie filled with retcons relating to Nathan's brother, (who I'm pretty sure is just Druckmann's self insert) where more time is spent on exposition and bullshit instead of the actual action, the writing is shit, and you spend two to three hours of doing jack shit between shooting five enemies at a time. The Lost Legacy only exists because Druckmann likes jerking his jewpecker to interracial lesbos. even though Chloe was set up as a femme fatale with no signs of rug munching for two games


979abd  No.15311524

File: 4800d72543ec94e⋯.gif (5.34 MB, 500x375, 4:3, existential dread.gif)

>>15311511

>uncharted 2 came out in 2009

>just cause 3 came out in 2016

>it's because the boxart was similar

Anon

I refuse to believe you are this stupid.

You physically can not be this stupid.


2e6cd7  No.15311531

>>15311524

its joke comrade


e3170c  No.15311545

Uncharted 2 was a pretty decent middle ground between a movie game and an actual game. It's disposable but that's probably considered to be a positive aspect of the formula by marketers.


142d66  No.15311577

They are high concept action adventure games with a ton of polish and attention to detail with some of the craziest set pieces ever. I know better and I still enjoyed all of them a lot, ever the supposedly shitty third one. I've played worse games. I never paid a dime for them though, probably heightened my enjoyment. They are just simple action games with very high production values. UC4 had the best gameplay.


77d9c6  No.15311587

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15311469

>defends an entry that replaced a straight white man

>with lesbo pajeets and nigresses

>solely because an israeli jew writer thought drake was too straight, too white, too male

Ok, good goy. Whatever you say.

The only good thing I remember from lost legacy's "story" was that the true hero (Asav) was male and could singlehandedly beat the shit out of nadine, one on one. Making Asav (a pajeet male) the most powerful fighter in the entire series, easily able to snap that mary sue nigger's neck in half.


142d66  No.15311598

>>15311587

Chloe is white. She has blue eyes. It's called a tan, friend. Still lost legacy was trash.


979abd  No.15311609

>>15311598

Druckmann retcons her to a poo-in-loo actually


524337  No.15311617

File: a00916ea4749571⋯.jpg (31.69 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1427679554759.jpg)

>>15311587

The most cringey part was that Chloe was worried about a random poo in the loo girl in the market from the opening. (The same Chloe who left countless others for dead previously.) The lesbo angle is pushed by Naughty Dog's PR team, in the game Chloe berates Nadine for not enjoying fucking men like Drake. Asav was actually a good villain, and I was expecting some retarded ass comment about how he is the big bad man defeating poor oppressed women or something, but nah, he's just a run of the mill power hungry general. None of this has anything to do with the gameplay which is servicable.

Don't get me wrong, the studio is kiked as fuck, but the games don't really show it. The most brazen they were about it has so far been the Last of Us 2 trailer, as we all know.


abd191  No.15311622

Uncharted 1&2 were ok games the rest are trash.


4daac3  No.15311633

>>15311447

I'd never advocate playing it on highger difilculties.

That just breaks the game "cinematic" mechanis.

You won't be able to run around, shoot russians with a shotgun, punch the next two, jump of the ledge onto another and shoot some more with grenade explosions happening around you, since two hits kill you.

The main appeal, being the cinematic action hero, just doesn't work on anything above normal, since the smartest thing to do would be sitting behind cover and taking enemies out one by one. Anything else would get you killed too fast.


524337  No.15311648

>>15311633

I'd agree with you when it comes to the first one, maybe the second one too, but 3 and the rest excel at providing opportunities for a little bit of stealth and then shootan in a loop. It's very easy to break combat below crushing and enter stealth. On crushing they can spot you from a long distance and hit like a truck, so even the smallest risk is fatal. Makes the actual run and gun parts much more intense.


9a6d1f  No.15311667

>>15311312

because they hold your hand (in both gameplay and morals) and people are too stupid to deal with anything more than that.


abd191  No.15311688

>>15311545

This how I feel about 2.


50227d  No.15311732

>>15311447

>There's no truly bad game in the series

Uncharted 4 and its DLC, thanks to Neil Druckmann who managed to take over the IP and fire Amy Hennig so he could "deconstruct" Nathan Drake and get rid of all the fun.


c7ffd3  No.15311740

Amy Hennig is good at creating likable characters, shes like the Jane Jensen of today

and you dont need to sell yourself out creatively to create the world

she proves it


388a45  No.15311746

cause its fun. cant wait for that PS3 emulator to finish :) 4 was also quite refreshing. was expecting it to be more of U3, but it turned out to be its own thing. v slow beginning, but hot damn those open areas are so good, and the ocean/pirate levels are GORGEOUS. not GOTY, but an enjoyable 60+ hour experience (fuck speedruns, I enjoy games. If you judge by speedruns, Morrowind would be a shitty game)


f00d2a  No.15311750

File: a29d254f5b82942⋯.jpg (189.23 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, women.jpg)

>>15311667

All of naughty dog's current year games have a focus on holding the player's hand.


524337  No.15311765

File: 72b51eda66da396⋯.jpg (86.75 KB, 473x473, 1:1, 1427689563338.jpg)

>>15311732

If doing the same thing as every other game in the series is "deconstructing" I don't know what to tell you, anon.


388a45  No.15311770

File: 50f15c38965f0a8⋯.jpg (31.71 KB, 423x442, 423:442, 1313393499678.jpg)

>>15311756

>advocates emulation

>shill

You should be sleeping for school tomorrow, kid


4daac3  No.15311777

>>15311648

Never played 4, but I remember 3 on Crushing was one of the most frustrating games I've ever played, since all I did was just wait until the screen gained color back and I could shoot again before cowering away.


388a45  No.15311781

File: 9cce837503cf3fc⋯.webm (6.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, TLOU Grounded Mode Boston….webm)

File: dbdcc2bc272748d⋯.webm (7.73 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, TLOU Hotline Miami HD.webm)

>>15311633

0/10 post.

I beat TLOU on the hardest difficulty (2 hits = death) with HUD off and it was my funnest experience of the game, and probably the most cinematic too


77d9c6  No.15311858

>>15311740

I hear that during development of uncharted 3, amy hennig got some internal pushback for not making the story "too sjw" enough. A segment in that game's story takes you on a tour of some arabian marketplace. In the final game, there were loads of women wearing those full-body black kebabs or hijabs or whatever those clothes are called. Some of the more hard-left sjw members on the u3 dev team wanted that section to revolve around those women's oppression. They wanted amy hennig to devote more story time to bringing light to their plight for that segment. She didn't. She hardly cared much for using the story as an sjw soapbox. Much to the dismay of naughty dog's sjws at the time. She'd much rather wanted to focus on crafting a good swashbuckling treasure hunting adventure with huge set pieces, rather than anything else. And especially not the cringey tumblr writing that pervades the last of us, uncharted 4, lost legacy, and the last of us 2.

Her style of writing just wasn't pozzed enough for modern naughty dog, so they replaced her with a (((degenerate))) who was.


48f574  No.15312142

>>15311781

iis this a game where hobos try to kidnap your loli or are those zombies?


e5141c  No.15312181

File: dffec39a8cc7f36⋯.jpg (9.1 KB, 177x278, 177:278, dffec39a8cc7f36bc7047adadf….jpg)

>>15311781

"and probably the most cinematic too"

kill yourself, how did you find yourself here?


74d970  No.15312203

>>15312181

watch out for his…

TRIGGER PHRASE


2b035f  No.15312215

They like movies but want the "status" of playing games. Same as shit like Telltale "games".


74d970  No.15312228

>>15312215

what fucking status?


e9bddb  No.15312348

File: fa633ddebb9673d⋯.jpg (92.87 KB, 679x720, 679:720, neil kikemann.jpg)

File: 390d79140fa7522⋯.png (73.44 KB, 649x549, 649:549, Not_a_Homophobic_SEXIST.PNG)

File: ad0ed3ec8bd819e⋯.png (70.1 KB, 644x504, 23:18, GO_FUCK_YOURSELVES_V.PNG)

File: fd3a77b5321e039⋯.png (76.34 KB, 649x515, 649:515, WE_WANT_TO_MAKE_GAMES_THAT….PNG)

File: bec50e97e5dd94c⋯.jpg (25.99 KB, 600x300, 2:1, naughty poz.JPG)

>>15311312

>Uncharted

It was a nice game, certainly not the masterpiece people and (((journalists))) claim it to be

Decent although overhyped.

>Uncharted 2

The highest point of the franchise: fun, crazy over-the-top action, great locations and great character development that leads to some funny dalogue between them.

It's probably the true and only masterpiece in the series.

Great graphics for its time too.

>Uncharted 3

Not as good as 2, the game is shorter and feels rushed, it features some cool moments like the airplan chase and fight before the wreckage, but a poorly developed villain and numerous plot holes.

The ending is extremely disappointing too.

Still a good game.

>Uncharted 4

Classic "Neil Kikemann" pretentious writing, pozzed as fuck, features a shallow developed stronk nigress that no man can beat for no reason but to shit on "straight White men" (take that you bigots) Drake is turned into a cuck and act like a beta with Elena that now suddenly acts like the more capable of the two for the same reason as before.

Drake now suddenly has a (lame) Brother that doesn't fit in the series at all, for the only reason that (((Kikemann))) has a gay crush for Troy Baker and wanted him in the game for no reason.

The great graphics can't save this steaming turd, worst in t

he series, avoid it like the plague.

>The Lost legacy

Unecessary spinoff that nobody needed nor asked for, developed for the sole reason of replacing the White straight man protagonist due to the kike director hate for White people like all jews have.

Pozzed as U4 (probably even more so, if that is possible) and features the badly developed stronk fugly nigress of U4 with a returning Chloe that for the occasion gets uglier to be point of being unrecognizable (purposely so, that's what kikemann wanted, White straight males can't have anything good to look at) and gets retconned as a poo in loo because "muh diversity".

The game features some lesbian undertones, but it isn't anything pleasant like in "Fear Effect" as the two characters here are ugly as fuck.

pure cancer, hopefully it's what finally will kill the series

Kikemann confirm his kikery and that he has no place in the videogame industry.

RIP NaughtyDog


838d6b  No.15312385

>>15311312

Poster boy for the cinematic game with high production values. The series hit its peak with 2 and has been riding on its success and good will ever since but also been going downhill.


c926a3  No.15312435

Because they are sony exclusives.


ecd76a  No.15312439

>>15311312

They're inoffensive action games which are easy to get into with a cast of likeable characters and lots of spectacle. The multiplayer of the games that have it is also pretty good.

Gameplay-wise Uncharted 4 is the best in the series by a massive margin and I genuinely don't understand how someone could consider any of the first three games decent while simultaneously disliking 4. The biggest let down for me was the lack of any supernatural twists at the end, but apart from that 4 is a straight upgrade to the series' formula in every regard, even if I do wish that the various platforming challenges (the grapple hook, slopes and peton) were introduced much earlier in the game.


e9bddb  No.15313475

>>15312439

>I genuinely don't understand how someone could consider any of the first three games decent while simultaneously disliking 4.

Because the bad elements in 4 are so bad that greatly outweight the little good the game has to offer.


75e0f5  No.15313529

>>15311312

I wanted to play the first one back in the day, because it looked like r63 if tomb raider or like one of those 3d indiana jones games. doesn't look like I missed out on much, both with this, and the last of lesbians

dead rising and halo were much better exclusives, anyways


b92e1d  No.15313540

File: 25bfab437ba8b4d⋯.jpeg (58.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Vague.jpeg)


50227d  No.15313553

>>15312439

>I genuinely don't understand how someone could consider any of the first three games decent while simultaneously disliking 4

-Nadine

-retcons

-Chloe is now a dyke

-Sully gets pushed in the background

-Nate is now a boring protagonist with a boring life


50227d  No.15313556

>>15313553

I forgot to add:

<no DoughnutDrake because Druckman said that it was offensive


35f9c9  No.15313558

>>15311312

It was a fine example of a good game series ruined by fucking soyboys.

>>15311325

ZP image. Just end your life.


e77e86  No.15314153

File: e116ee883ae896a⋯.png (20.01 KB, 747x877, 747:877, Vita.png)

The first two were alright light adventure shooters. UC3 felt like like it was dumbed down even further and with a ham-fisted story that exists pretty much to just wrap things up with a happy ending. Pretty disappointing overall. UC4 was an unnecessary cash-in that basically played itself outside of the boring cover-based shooting sections. Also, it's story was shit, with way too long cinematic and walkie-talkie bits, and exists to push a progressive narrative. They would have gotten rid of the white males if they could, I'm sure, so they just did the next best thing and have him and his brother constantly get the shit kicked out of them by a strong female poc who gets away clean in the end, and then when the story was over, release DLC that's all about roastie power. The only thing UC4 introduced that was any good was the grappling hook.


d8a065  No.15314386

File: edc7d37ee520456⋯.jpg (225.35 KB, 579x816, 193:272, 2fada0c8ccdadce9339b2bbc97….jpg)

The first two interactive movies are fun. what can I say? I like the Indiana Jones films.


b4c290  No.15314406

>>15311312

Its entertaining popcorn fun.


270d70  No.15314454

>>15314153

What's with all the disappointing 4s lately?

>Fallout 4

>Dead rising 4

>Uncharted 4

All shit. Pretty sure I'm missing out on plenty, but it seems 4 is rarely a good number for a sequel


8c27c3  No.15314830

>>15313558

>ZP image. Just end your life.

Not him but Yahtzee is pretty good. His taste is decent and isn't afraid to call out the bs in today's gaming industry.


b9331d  No.15314846

File: 4b460854dea539a⋯.png (93.86 KB, 629x1173, 37:69, 4b460854dea539a37ced2b08df….png)

>>15314830

>Youtubers

>Good.


2e022a  No.15314856

>>15311447

Indiana Jones is kike shit.


8c27c3  No.15314866

File: cfff9ba1ad5efb9⋯.png (25.66 KB, 632x756, 158:189, 1514757311844.png)

>>15314846

Sorry I don't browse the closed underground circles you do, you hipster fag.


2e022a  No.15314874

>>15314866

That image you just posted describes you. Watching YouTubers is peak numale. Get some real life friends, you fucking loser.


54da05  No.15314875

File: b8ef35a95b0e42e⋯.jpg (130.53 KB, 851x858, 851:858, image.jpg)

>>15314866

Hipsters =/= Bugmen

They're different kinds of cancers, but not the same.


8c27c3  No.15314892

>>15314874

Is the virginity is screaming in you


b9331d  No.15314917

File: 3b7095b3349f756⋯.png (115.49 KB, 850x385, 170:77, OK then.png)


8c27c3  No.15314926

>>15314917

Yes, I googled hipster wojack and uploaded without renaming. Is there a point to your post?

Or is it as useless as your existence?


62d8bc  No.15315166

File: db559e365de5030⋯.jpg (48.36 KB, 814x500, 407:250, db559e365de5030af9c68314ca….jpg)

>>15314830

Fuck off. ZP lead to the awful PC master race meme which lead to a bunch of PC gamers becoming reddit cancer.


93113d  No.15315315

>>15311312

>>15311319

It was Tomb Raider for dudebros, easy "puzzles" and flashier QTEs. Naughty Poz eventually shat on their target demographic because of (((Neil Druckmann))).


800557  No.15315336

>>15314926

Damage controll


18153d  No.15315349

>>15314892

You should stop being such a dumb nigger and try lurking for two years before you embarrass yourself further.


e500a1  No.15315430

>>15315166

To be fair, he meant that as a sarcastic joke, not as some form of actual superiority. Not his fault reddit cancer was reddit cancer.


f11c22  No.15315485

Because they dont know better. At some point they will find these games unfun, they wont know why. Either they will keep playing, stop playing videogames all together, or acquire taste.


a67cec  No.15315643

File: 760aed6f4785217⋯.gif (2.78 MB, 680x510, 4:3, 478565486409234234957.gif)

>>15311312

It's the fast food of vidya


aefaa4  No.15315696

File: 4367ec5814431cb⋯.jpg (159.74 KB, 504x782, 252:391, What kind_of gamer are you.jpg)

>>15311312

A lot of people are filthy casuals. That's really all there is to it.


c6ebd0  No.15315703

>>15311312

Because they're fun, and Drake is kind of hot.


c6ebd0  No.15315707

>>15315703

PS No homo.


e9bddb  No.15316402

File: 268ce7337608e33⋯.jpg (26.82 KB, 188x343, 188:343, AJ the gay community.jpg)

>>15315703

>>15315707

>thinks a male character is "hot"

>claims to not be a homo

Anon, i have bad news for you…

If you like a male character you can say that he's "cool" or "awesome", but "hot" has a strong sexual connotation therefore you are gay


5770c1  No.15316419

>>15316402

You can recognize a man is attractive while not wanting to suck his cock. Shit thread btw.


a265b8  No.15316459

>>15315696

Please tell me the person who made this pic did it as a joke.


919ee0  No.15316475

File: 05daa45cd359c7f⋯.jpg (167.79 KB, 642x988, 321:494, What_kind of gamer are you.jpg)

File: c5fd29c83e9ee8a⋯.jpg (382.78 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, What kind of gamer are you.jpg)

>>15316459

I'm pretty sure it's just ironic humor.


abbdfe  No.15316478

File: 64f89ad55bd0613⋯.jpg (5.87 KB, 323x156, 323:156, 64f89ad55bd0613471c02edcb1….jpg)


7b3b93  No.15316492

File: 3736ca56837ff78⋯.mp4 (696.25 KB, 854x476, 61:34, Pittsburgh_Pirates_Laughin….mp4)

>>15316475

>>15315696

Hey these are actually pretty funny


05f251  No.15316502

File: 1777019fef8f519⋯.jpg (193.72 KB, 579x816, 193:272, edc7d37ee520456929b572be41….jpg)

>>15316475

>Future School

<No Star Citizen

So close


223c3a  No.15316507

File: 4f0549806739be9⋯.png (83.26 KB, 481x637, 37:49, kys.png)

>>15314926

I can't wait till you're back in school.


362006  No.15316560

>>15311312

It is a graphically pretty action game for casuals to blast through fancy set pieces that justify their console purchase. Also see >>15311314

>>15314926

>googled

And he fucks up again.


e6d65f  No.15318060

Because the first 3 are playable indiana jones and very fun for what they are

4 ans lost legacy are ok but naughty dog is run by sjws now


c160ad  No.15318162

>>15311858

But SJWs are only allowed to criticize straight White Christian men, focusing on Muh Oppression is ignoring that it's their culture for Muslim women to wear trash bags. Criticizing Muslims would have made them Islamophobic and racist.


c6ebd0  No.15318362

>>15316402

I think he's hot in a totally platonic way, fam. There's no way I would imagine being held in his strong arms, smelling the sweat on his shirt. Absolutely unthinkable, that I would dream of him kissing me in the lips, lovingly, and being lost in his eyes. That shit is just gay.


e4419c  No.15318385

>>15311447

I think only the first game really hit the spot. The second and third was way overrated, especially the second one which at the end was just bullshit and boring. Not like the first one which twists makes the game into Resident Evil and you have to kill old ghoul-conquistadors who is lurking down in the depths.


e4419c  No.15318399

>>15311497

>had some great parts like the train chapters

What's so great about quick-time events and moving the stick forward to watch your guy slowly climb upwards only to fall back again? The opening sequence of the second game is what caused me not to play through it the first time.


01d474  No.15318480

>>15311447

>>15311497

>>15311617

These are the only posts I needed to see. Now that shit team just needs to get cleaned.


b5a02e  No.15320162

>>15314874

>Get some real life friends

Anon, take a look at the site you're currently on.


bfc1ac  No.15320255

File: 13a6e825ed52e09⋯.jpg (3.09 MB, 3200x2400, 4:3, 1423468129887.jpg)

>>15311312

I was considering buying this game since I recently got a PS3 to play the Ratchet and Jak games. I'm almost done, and I don't know what to get next to make best use of the system. Naughty Dog made Jak and that series is great, this one is too surely right? I still have all my old Ace Combat PS2 discs, but after those are done I'll have nothing since I've been out of the console loop for a decade now. Is Uncharted worth a play?


d8a065  No.15320274

File: c91ce5744dc568a⋯.gif (4.62 KB, 255x186, 85:62, 94f51ac109481b88b89fd649b4….gif)

>>15314866

>calls people hipster

>calls people faggots

<post cuckchan memes

>>>/facebook/


8c6515  No.15320415

>>15311497

>incredibly shitty segments like the jetski,

I didn't think it could be not fun to ride a jetski in a video game, but Uncharted 1 found a way


f68d10  No.15320424

File: edc6bb05fe5a553⋯.png (1.17 MB, 542x12512, 271:6256, 4chan_Facebook.png)

>>15320274

How is cuckchan faceb–oh, oh god.


f68d10  No.15320427

>>15314926

>googled

Looks like if someone is worthless, it's you faggot. Stop being so insecure and kill yourself already.

>>>/suicide/


43ce96  No.15320470

>>15320424

Thats gross


c2bf7f  No.15320474

>>15320424

>all those spics

oh well, it's still ripe grounds for spreading awareness of the international jew and its machinations


2c3f00  No.15321482

File: 51972db2c668110⋯.png (691.42 KB, 1119x461, 1119:461, despair.png)


250eb1  No.15342537

>>15311312

They're fun.


250eb1  No.15342541

>>15328343

>it's the console tards. they larp shit up by the dozens.

>>>/out/


57c298  No.15342564

The stories are entertaining, the characters are endearing, and it's overall harmless fun. The gunplay in 4 is breddy guud. The stealth sections are easy but sorta fun. I mostly just liked the characters sully best waifu. It's okay to like things sometimes. Don't buy them firsthand of course, dear god don't buy anything naughty fag makes firsthand, get them from some ebay seller like I did, don't EVER buy ANYTHING from a modern day game studio, EVER, NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS YOU HOMOSEXUALS.


5770c1  No.15342577

>>15342541

>>15342537

>uncharted fag tells other to leave

No, you.


549df8  No.15349842

File: 0ab4b3cbbf5dffa⋯.gif (909.63 KB, 500x282, 250:141, 1512409433448.gif)

Because it is fun.


8f3cd8  No.15351110

File: c593c342841a1db⋯.jpg (710.62 KB, 2700x1600, 27:16, 3c1cee79905a88de30c4a975ec….jpg)

>why

They have a decent story, decent non tacky humour, likeable cast of characters, nice BOOM BOOM EXPLOSIONS BANG BANG WOW eye candy visuals and a bretty good main theme the rest of the ost is forgettable.

Yes, gameplay wise it may indeed be a basic bitch 3rd person shooter with some linear platforming sprinkled with a few easy "puzzles", but normalfags care not about that. I haven't played 4 but I honestly liked the other 3, sure they're 6/10 at best which means 10/10 for people who are less intelligent and have a less sophisticated taste than I do, or nigger cattle as I like to call them.




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