d614aa No.15298486
"Barry! Where's Barry?"
"I'm sorry, but he's probably…"
"No…"
ff2838 No.15298500
KAIN REFUSED THE SACRIFICE!
350f5f No.15298506
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk…. HAVE AT YOU!!
022107 No.15298533
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>>15298486
>ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
ac6a34 No.15298545
9df928 No.15298552
b6fd08 No.15298553
0a4c6a No.15298557
File: 707e38dfcb48b6b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 346.45 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 707e38dfcb48b6b6a40216b5cb….png)
ab56dd No.15298568
>Imperator?
>Velites!
>Triarii!
be81ff No.15298574
241a2d No.15298582
>>15298533
Oh, you so kind
10f94c No.15298602
Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap them around your fucking mouth.
58485a No.15298612
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
"I can FEEL them following me"
d614aa No.15298635
Good!
GREAT!
AWESOME!
=OUTSTANDING
=AMAZING!
f9becd No.15298636
Extermination has some top notch voice acting
fb52b0 No.15298638
>>15298486
I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN WE'RE SHOOTING AND THEY'RE DYING!
603135 No.15298727
"Don't come! Don't come!"
"Nooo! Help ME!"
6f28d5 No.15298742
c0d3e3 No.15298744
MEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
708ae8 No.15298745
"When the moon is full and trees are bare,
Walk through the cemetery if you dare.
Where skeletons rot, and corpses fester,
Locate the tomb with the skull of a jester.
Feed him the token, all shiny and new,
It is then that CarnEvil will return for YOU!"
f11107 No.15298751
>>15298602
ROCK'N'ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS ROCK'N'ROLL
e7bb4b No.15298754
"Zeig mir deine Ware!"
"Dafür hab ich nicht den richtigen Schlüssel!"
99c97c No.15298799
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15298761
Fucking deus ex, what a game. how they ruined it fills me with despair
ff2838 No.15298909
>>15298899
How dare you defile him?
574fc1 No.15298918
Let's keep this in the groove. hey. Smooth moves, like smooth little babies.
57d07e No.15298925
>>15298909
>implying he wouldn't have made a better VA for the OVA
f2390e No.15298927
GohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohalo GohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohalo GohaloGohaloGohalo GohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohaloGohalo
3d730f No.15298928
Metal Gear!? It CAN'T be!
…You knew?
e5e0e5 No.15298931
BUILDING
CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE
NEW CONSTRUCTION OPTIONS
TRAINING
UNIT READY
SILOS NEEDED
d141bd No.15298933
>>15298612
DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
ff2838 No.15298948
>>15298925
I just wanted to post that webm m8.
13606b No.15298971
masterworks all you cant go wrong
65fde9 No.15298983
>>15298500
BwoooooooooooOOOooooOooooooo~
9e677e No.15298997
Honestly it's the best game in the Sands of Time trilogy.
f1d5de No.15298998
>>15298636
Kek sounds like some random teenager they found outside their studio voiced the first part.
22473d No.15299007
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"Piece of junk"
"They seem tough"
"Waste of time"
"That was a waste of time"
"AIR SLASH!"
"CHAOS SWORD!"
"FULL MOON SLASH!"
"HAWK SCREAM BLAST!"
"CRESENT MOON FLASH!"
"GALE STAB!"
d84a2d No.15299016
DIE
SCUM
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY AS MY OPPONENT
3b1b5e No.15299086
8c3011 No.15299095
WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOM
edce42 No.15299119
>>15299076
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS
fde2fe No.15299240
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.
Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours – Pay your fine, or I haul you away!
Stop! You violated the law. Since you lack the funds to pay the court, you must serve out your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Well now, what do we have here? Caught in the act and no gold to pay your fine? I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now it's off to jail with ya!
Break the law on my watch, will ya? I'll be confiscating your stolen goods. Oh, and no gold to pay your fine, hmm? It's off to the lockup then!
638947 No.15299272
<I don't remember you winning any wars Earl
>We won the battles son
4e9a6e No.15299347
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOOOD PAIN.
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
WELL, LET'S SEEM THEM FIGHT ALL OF US!
LET'S BLOODY THE TREADS!
cd783a No.15299379
"You got her involved just for that?"
It's one of the only lines in the game where Leon sounds decently pissed off.
135cc9 No.15299408
Can't place that there m'lord
a2f73d No.15299520
Join us, join us, joIN US NOW!
81d496 No.15299561
"Can't let you do that Starfox."
>"Andross has ordered us to take you down."
<"Peppy! Long time no see!"
"ANDROSS' ENEMY IS MY ENEMY"
1307da No.15299570
WE STAND READY
FOR VALOR
EAT STEEL
RUN THEM THROUGH
TO GLORY
78c736 No.15299586
>"I've got the best goods in the city!"
<"How about a coffee?"
cbce88 No.15299589
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Who dares to enter the mayhem?
No-one lives forever!
>>15298552
leh-yeh
339fba No.15299609
Hey, catch me later - I'll buy you a beer.
459b88 No.15299681
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>ctrl+f pylon
>0 hits
I am ashamed and disgusted
1307da No.15299694
>>15299681
low-hanging fruit and all that
0a0bd1 No.15299709
Basically everything that the TF2 cast says. Especially Scout and Heavy
>HAHA! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!
>WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!
e5e0e5 No.15299710
>>15299681
I guess people around here actually play good RTS games instead.
c66922 No.15299715
>>15299076
>Being a sodomite
>"DON'T FORGET YOU'RE HIM FOREVER"
>>>/bog/
c66922 No.15299742
HEHEHEHAHAHAAAA
Ohhhhhh… the money… The POOOOOOWERrrrrr!
IIIIIIIII FEEEEEEEL IT… Inside!
Gurgliiiing… BUIIIIIIIIILDIIIIIIING!
Eet's uhhhhh… Eet's-ahhhhh… EEEEXPLOSEEEEEEVE!
371641 No.15299795
>we require more minerals
05ffdf No.15299812
>>15299347
HOLY, WOULD YOU LOOK ATTA SIZE OF EM
adcb06 No.15299817
>>15299119
There is nothing wrong with loving a goat, anon.
c66922 No.15299824
>>15299817
But it IS wrong loving a goat of the same sex, sodomite.
9b1d29 No.15299826
3b7ad0 No.15299828
Watch that first step parker, its a doozy.
412c90 No.15299829
>Fuck you, KIKE! I'm sending you straight to the gas chamber!
Glad this fucking game came out when it did. Now I'm sure they'd never be allowed to do that.
2df183 No.15299842
adcb06 No.15299986
>>15299824
But what if the goat is a girl.
a2f73d No.15300153
>>15299828
"OOO TOETOETOE OW!!!"
Had a lot of fun with this game
56b002 No.15300157
>>15299986
What if he was a cuntboy or a malegerm with tits?
ec08b6 No.15300178
Gee, it sure is boring around here!
2c40b2 No.15300239
LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
GOD SHITS ON THE KAISER!
f362ec No.15300240
DELETE THIS
DOOR STUCK
HELLO
ADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUSE ADMIIIIIIIIIIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
18e0b8 No.15300277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Yeah, you could really say this one's been "burned" into my memory.
0d7d21 No.15300439
d61af8 No.15300475
Out of our way, citizen. We're on official Sith business. Just stand aside if you know what's good for you!
a22e43 No.15300568
Come take a look at THIS!
It's FORREST!
OOOH MYY COOD
4a2a99 No.15300615
e30818 No.15300649
>>15299792
>sexy adventurer wife to come home to every day
>eventually little cornifers running around
>run your own store making huge geo
A fake bug has a better life than I ever will.
>all lines twice as loud as the rest of the game
Only downside.
7d1817 No.15300682
"I shall wait for you in death's halls, my Love"
bcc0ae No.15300690
HOO HAA HOO
YEAH HAA
EHH UHH AAH
afd4dc No.15300711
0ad7d9 No.15300804
>>15298486
>Rise from your grave
>Power up
3cbda9 No.15300836
000000 No.15300852
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and then it was over."—Opening of Max Payne one.
66d597 No.15300858
7.62 high calibre
>It's a minor abrasion!
Dude Sex
>A BOMB
a78560 No.15300860
You've got a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you.
f1d5de No.15300867
>>15300820
WADARYA' BUYIN'?
f1d5de No.15300868
>>15300199
He wasn't alone…
082820 No.15300871
>wrrOUUOM
BRRRRROW-DOW DOW
4a2a99 No.15300874
>>15300868
>How can you kill a god?
>What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
799292 No.15300890
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I AM CALYPSO
AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL
4a2a99 No.15300898
>>15300891
I actually punched myself in the face, after hitting new reply, for forgetting to add that to the post.
ec7f92 No.15300902
>>15300874
>so naive
>shame on you!
b3df9c No.15300917
>>15298486
Heresy cannot hide from me.
4a2a99 No.15300922
>>15300917
>That image
>Not explicitly showing that you're playing as Spain.
9cfcf2 No.15300924
>>15300917
i can't count the number of times i had missionaries with high piety get converted to heresy against heretics with only 1-3 piety or so. so frustrating.
e036ff No.15300937
TROUBLE WITH THE TROLLEY, EH?
fa762e No.15300947
Pic related. It's hard to forget a shitshow of a game this is and it's localization.
e036ff No.15300963
>>15300947
>pickle fetish
He told me to prepare myself accordingly and I did not heed his advice.
361c50 No.15301032
Another visitor! Stay awhiiillle… STAAAY FORRREVAH!
3ac7b9 No.15301049
>>15300947
>We will ferment in love's pickle barrel all our days
Who even writes this shit
0f13ee No.15301082
kids who didn't have memory cards will know
4a2a99 No.15301113
>>15301082
I remember playing Sly Cooper for 36 hours straight while I waited to get my memory card the next afternoon.
cd783a No.15301164
>>15301113
I got close to the end of Luigi's Mansion without dying. The game made you load your save if you died.
dcd275 No.15301173
H-H-H-Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
c66922 No.15301201
a4beb4 No.15301244
>>15301209
IVE JUST FIGURED IT OUT
You could literally accuse every enemy inside a base, one by one, to be a monster and clear it that way. Prototype was fucking dumb.
bd484b No.15301257
File: c07317b417b2f3b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 202.61 KB, 1060x1200, 53:60, 8fd250ae262bf79ccab97cdfa5….jpg)
They're quite dedicated for a bunch of hired guns.
3cbda9 No.15301270
>>15301049
Hires from Tumblr. Or fanfiction.net.
87df9b No.15301276
577071 No.15301279
>>15301244
I used to to this for hours creating my own little The Thing stories for each base.
c66922 No.15301296
>>15299709
Not to mention Spy.
>May I borrow your earpiece? "This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! OVER!"
>Here's what I have that you don't; a functioning liver! Depth perception and a pulse!
07ab7b No.15301307
>>15298486
SEGA!!
Been burned into my brain for over a quarter of a century.
bd484b No.15301315
>>15299709
Here are some of my favorites
>Hehey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy!
>The burning you feel, it is shame!
f57010 No.15301344
>>15299709
Scout's "Nice Shot" lines sre the best.
WAY2GOSLUGGAH
EH NICE SHOOTAN THEA
NICE SHAWT
066d4b No.15301350
You want a piece o' me, boy?
383fbb No.15301355
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
DON'T SHOOT ME!
HELP ME!
RELOAD
383fbb No.15301362
>>15299828
SURF THE WEB! SURF THE WEB!
383fbb No.15301372
778403 No.15301431
563064 No.15301447
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
MY LIFE FOR AUIR
eebeb9 No.15301629
=AAAAaaAAA
THANK GOD, IT'S YOU
KILL ME
SEE YA STARSIDE
HE KILLED BOB!
FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE
c66922 No.15301647
On the topic of Heavy.
>Uh-ohhh do I smell soiled baby diaper?! I think someone soiled diaper!
e0882c No.15301662
Grove street….home, at least it was before i fucking everythang up.
7f22fe No.15301672
Sometimes, I dreeeeam about cheese.
REMEMBER TO RELOAD DOCTOR FREEMAN
Sorry Doc.
HERE, HAVE A MEDKIT
7f22fe No.15301683
FREE WILL IS A MYTH
RELIGION IS A JOKE
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER
MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL
96d0a6 No.15301714
0a3e52 No.15301728
"Right. Touch that wire, and the C4 will blow up along with the old man"
"so you're the one that the boss keeps talking about"
Snake: "…and you?"
"Special Operations Foxhound…Revolver Ocelot"
"I've been waiting for you Solid Snake. Now we'll see if the man can live up to the legend"
"THIS is the greatest handgun ever made, the Colt Single Action Army"
"Six bullets…more than enough to kill anything that moves"
"now I'll show you why they call me…'Revolver'…"
383fbb No.15301811
>>15301728
"I love the smell of cordite. You know, that sulphury smell? But to you, it will be the smell of your own death,"
7d4a4b No.15301825
SHEVA
SHEVA
SHEVA
COME ON
SHEVA
0a3e52 No.15301841
>>15301811
"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feel of slamming a long silver bullet, into a well greased chamber"
f57010 No.15301859
>>15301841
>>15301728
>>15301811
"You're pretty good. Just what I'd expect from the man with the same codename as The Boss."
ed7a4b No.15301867
OH CRAP I FORGOT THE BULLETS
WHY DID YOU GET MARRIED
ITS YOUR TURN BRO
a9b572 No.15301879
>>15298486
>You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not good enough to be my fake.
f57010 No.15301882
>>15298486
J I L L S A N D W I C H
4994dd No.15302212
8010ab No.15302220
"You are weak, and gods must be strong."
I was too much of ayoung boyo to understand at the time, but this line stuck with me.
f57010 No.15302229
>>15302212
That text color should be blue, to satisfy my pickey bitch self
46705b No.15302257
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>GREEN IZ BEZT
>ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
>WE IS DA BEST!
>I WANNA GET STUCK IN WIT' DA BOYZ
1f98c1 No.15303056
>>15301270
Tumblr is plausible, but fanfiction.net has some golden lines like a good Hawaiian dicking
9a6d7f No.15303114
Nearly every single line from Spec Ops - The Line.
I love that game, pls no bully.
d6e66a No.15303146
>>15303114
I've played it, it's an awful linear shooter with a pseudo bioshock twist only it's mechanics are substandard and it doesn't have any wow factor. Disappointing in every way.
9a6d7f No.15303161
>>15303146
I know, I'm sorry, pls no more bully.
9e6274 No.15303206
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
ff2838 No.15303229
>>15301882
>you will never sandwich jill, get sandwiched between 2 jills or at the very least eat a sandwich made by jill
Life is suffering.
>>15303161
Bullying you feels good, anon, who are you to deny the other anon a brief respite from the eternal suffering?
e5b130 No.15303279
373d95 No.15303286
>>15303161
There is a difference between liking things and believing something is good anon. You are allowed to like things you consider bad.
d6e66a No.15303311
>>15303161
When I see a satania poster, I want to bully it.
0b0f75 No.15303407
>>15301082
>kids who didn't have memory cards will know
Kids who pirated the unpatched 1.0 version for PC on Kazaa or Grokster will know too.
bf3ce6 No.15303469
>>15303206
I think literally everything from DOW has been burned into my memory
>FOR THE DARK GODS
>YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS, MASTER
>SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
f949c0 No.15303487
81df16 No.15303984
WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE.
I'M A GOD.
HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD?
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE!
HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE?
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS PLACE
COME. LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS.
IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY.
4f2b1d No.15304419
>>15302257
>Greenskins…I thought I smelled something.
STORM THEM!
WHERE'S OUR FIRE SUPPORT!?
9e6274 No.15304602
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15304468
The performance isn't as good as the English version, but then again that guy was pure metal. The German version of the Exterminatus scene is pretty good.
f11da5 No.15304682
f11da5 No.15304719
>>15301629
Take us up!
I see you're a man of great taste
4fcb2c No.15304787
>>15300980
HEAVY MACHINE GUN
ROCKET LAUNCHER
SHAWTGUN
c66922 No.15304829
>>15304787
RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR
045e69 No.15305015
>>15303469
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
3cbda9 No.15305666
>>15303056
>but fanfiction.net has some golden lines like a good Hawaiian dicking
True (Metroid High School and Gurren Jesus are superb), but most of it is still shit from amateur writers using existing material and thinking they have an audience that wants to read their shit.
c66922 No.15307691
KUHBEEWWWWM
KUHBEEWWWWM
SPLEEEESH
SPLEEEESH
603135 No.15308198
"I grow tired of you."
"No matter how many are defeated, more beer!"
efbecd No.15308260
TOTUS MUNDUS AGIT HISTRIONEM - All the world is a stage.
000000 No.15308334
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fifty thousand people used to live here…
1ea820 No.15318073
MAIN GUN READY
FIRE
SIR YES SIR
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?
AS YOU COMMAND SO SHALL IT BE
b65552 No.15318104
>>15305096
Disappointed? Come back anytime
I have heard that quote so many god damn times..
4a297f No.15318224
No
urrm.. KUPREEE!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
5d8ea6 No.15318238
"Goa goa goa, goa goa goa goa goa!"
9d04c5 No.15318311
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD
1ea820 No.15318422
HI HI HI
HA HA
OOP OOP OOP OOP oop….
a1558f No.15318450
File: a821fb8573b9d39⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 142.5 KB, 448x454, 224:227, 248ef5d456d6e72f93c305a9a7….png)
fe0e8e No.15318468
>>15299812
WE CAPTOORED EET…. FOR KAYOS
cf92a1 No.15318508
>>15298486
Hey, hey listen.
>>15298523
For me it's "Pequod! Coming in hot!"
Or, "Raiden! Turn off that console right now!"
>>15298918
For me it's the "What in the goddamn?"
>>15299076
Is the obsession with this kid solely due to lonely autistic fags that can empathize with a broken creature that's all alone like them? Or am I reading too much into this?
>>15299817
Don't kid yourself.
1ea820 No.15318555
>>15318508
>Don't kid yourself.
Considering he's in love with a juvenile goat, I'd say he's already done that.
5e2d2f No.15318618
IN DIRE NEED
WE CALL FORTH
THE POWER
OF THE ANCIENTS
====
TO BATTLE OUR FOE!
383ad8 No.15318657
>>15318508
>Is the obsession with this kid solely due to lonely autistic fags that can empathize with a broken creature that's all alone like them?
It's possible.
>Don't kid yourself.
What's wrong with loving a goat?
3d64d4 No.15318739
>>15318422
WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH, CMON NOW, WORK THAT SUCKER TO DEATH
1de940 No.15318795
5bdcd8 No.15318831
>>15298486
THE NUMBERS MASON
>>15299347
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
WHERE'S OUR FIRE SUPPORT?!
b87fbc No.15318985
>Mario's pseudo-italian gibberish in Superstar Saga.
It's just funnier when you're italian yourself for some reason.