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c72f8e No.15285712

>Capcom is releasing a Resident Evil 2 keyboard modeled on the typewriter in the game

>$675

d71536 No.15285720

>SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARINOS

Are you shitting me, OP?


8ce0b2 No.15285729

108 keys of that shitty style are 34 bucks on amazon


cb3fdc No.15285741

File: fdb523993e54789⋯.png (33.06 KB, 688x750, 344:375, c6c354f0a99d0d70de2c7ce883….png)

God I hate this bloated consumerist whore of a society.

Commies, Nazis, fascists– any fucking body. Take me away from this.


8add16 No.15285745

Cool novelty item, that will inevitably feel horrible to actually use. Chainsaw controller 2.0.


6f4cf8 No.15285747

>>15285745

>implying it will last that much


5f3f8f No.15285750

Looks neat, but

>675$

Not even with claire's spats after the game ended would i pay for that.


eb90cd No.15285757

> $675 keyboard

>doesn't even have a fucking numpad


a8a650 No.15285765

I can't be the only one who thinks having two commands tied to the same button is fucking retarded. I always forget to press that shitty little "FN" button and end up bringing up the settings menu instead of pressing F1.


510543 No.15285770

>>15285750

>wanting to see that potato faced reptile woman using Claires skin in spats

Fuck CapCom, they went full SJW


16898a No.15285774

>>15285712

>That incredible display of Judaismus

Man, but that shit does look gorgeous…


7d50ea No.15285777

File: e49807582a4c5b8⋯.png (425.37 KB, 1522x571, 1522:571, amazontypewriter.png)

>>15285729

It shows $250 for me.

Looked up the model and it started as a kickstarter project. At first I thought maybe this was some low volume hand made in Japan by artisans sort of product but it's just an already existing product they slapped a few decals on and are selling for over twice the price.


5f3f8f No.15285779

>>15285770

Weve already talked about it, the problem isnt SJWs, is that the RE7 engine does weird things to faces.


b649cb No.15285781

>Being surprised at (((Capcom's))) antics

What's the specs? Is it even a mechanical keyboard with proper cherry switches?


a49ced No.15285783

>>15285712

Fuck you can get a pair of legit Topre full sized boards for that price, it better be indestructible and feel like I'm typing on a piece of heaven.


b649cb No.15285788

File: af91f1093e436ce⋯.jpg (56.47 KB, 483x520, 483:520, wat.jpg)

>>15285777

>Capcom merely slapped a logo to mark-up the keyboard by nearly 300%

Wew lad!


510543 No.15285789

File: 757cd7b93cb540c⋯.jpg (134.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, A fucking potato.jpg)

>>15285779

>the RE7 engine does weird things to faces

FUCKOFF THIS IS MT FRAMEWORK


510543 No.15285791

File: a84765b9b5f40e5⋯.jpg (16.12 KB, 201x159, 67:53, Super Sayan Blue.JPG)

>>15285777

>>15285788

Holy fucking shit, the amount of kikery in display here.


b65414 No.15285793

File: 77aa53e0d1d3b70⋯.jpg (69 KB, 1294x478, 647:239, 1519195832228.jpg)

>>15285712

>>$675

I'm mad


fe623c No.15285794

>>15285745

>feel horrible to actually use

As long as the keys are the normal size, it's probably fine to use. It's hard to fuck up the design of a keyboard to that extent.


1322c5 No.15285797

teririble design. the image causes eye strain


cb927e No.15285800

File: 65e925f9c805ab3⋯.jpg (25.02 KB, 410x410, 1:1, 1508590541130.jpg)

Looks nice, but

>No NUMPAD

>FN key bullshit

>QWERTY layout

>675 dollerydoos


ce4abf No.15285802

>>15285712

I would buy a properly made keyboard in that style. Imagine cherry mx green on something like that. And maybe square keys instead of these round things. Would have to try it in real life to tell, right now it looks very awkward to type on.


fe623c No.15285803

>>15285794

I mean, the keys are obviously round, but they look about the same size as on the average keyboard. Looks cool, desu.


672294 No.15285805

>>15285712

*game not included


fe623c No.15285807

>>15285800

>not using a TKL keyboard

Go to bed, gramps.


fe623c No.15285811

>>15285800

>FN key bullshit

You don't like the function keys?


2068e0 No.15285814

>>15285712

Looks cool. Though obviously not $675 cool. Hopefully the price drives people away so it drops to something actually reasonable at some point.


b0fe9d No.15285818

>>15285741

the best way to not consume anything is to blow your brains out, faggot. stop complaining and do something about it for once. end your consumerist life


4c067d No.15285823

File: 4bdf4aad18ca0ea⋯.png (105.81 KB, 253x228, 253:228, 1479049969288.png)

>>15285712

>no archive link

>no link of any kind

I keep seeing this happening. I'm pretty confident that you're literally the only one making these low effort, sourceless threads everyday for like the past week now.


570aac No.15285826

>>15285712

>Selling a typewriter shaped keyboard to people who have never used a typewriter in their life.

I can buy a typewriter and enough ink and paper to type out the scripts of the first three Resident Evil games for as much money as Capcom is trying to charge for this.


2068e0 No.15285831

File: 2098ceb2fd37a4d⋯.mp4 (2.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ShekelShake.mp4)

>>15285777

>>15285788

Wow. What greedy fucks.


61acfa No.15285836

>>15285826

what the fuck does that have to do with anything?


c72f8e No.15285837

>>15285720

Nope

https://please use archive.is/2018/08/10/resident-evil-2-bluetooth-mechanical-keyboard/?guccounter=1

$675 just for the keyboard, $900 including game and collectors items

>>15285823

>he can't use a search engine


c318a0 No.15285849

File: c18bc04530698ac⋯.png (371.11 KB, 1018x717, 1018:717, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15285837

Anon, of course it's simple to look this shit up, but it's just common courtesy to post an archive link. There's a certain standard of quality to threads that /v/ should strive to uphold, lest we become cuckchan.

It's like posting a magnet link when you intend to shill for some no-name indie game, as well. Just common courtesy. Neither take that much effort. You're just a lazy nigger, that's all. If you're too lazy to put effort into an OP, don't make one.

Oh, and you're shit at this.

http://archive.is/tSYUN


8add16 No.15285851

>>15285777

>buy up a stock of these

>paint on Resident Evil logos

>profit?


4c067d No.15285852

File: 2c0cc803053e80c⋯.png (718.24 KB, 979x720, 979:720, humph.png)

Since I have to do OP's job for him

https://archive.fo/Uquxd

>Keyboard alone is $675 and is Bluetooth with the option for USB connection and has a tablet holder

Yeah definitely overpriced

>$900 for the premium edition of RE2make which includes a statue (that'll lose value fast), an artbook (which will be scanned within a day), literal rolls of tape (to use when you return this shit back in the mail), a poster (zzzzz), DLC (>DLC for a game that hasn't released yet), and a chest box (totally worth $900)

See OP? How hard was that? Now get on your knees and suck my dick like the faggot you are.

>>15285837

>trying to directly link garbage websites

>excusing OP's faggot ass laziness

Please kill yourself


b649cb No.15285855

>>15285811

Even when they're needed, like with netbooks, FN keys are always a hassle to deal with. The layout of alt functions either never make logical sense or they are mapped to keys that can screw your work over if you some how mispress a key or two.

>>15285837

>He can't use archive.org.

>While making fun of another anon's technical literacy

>>15285836

A real typewriter, a good one, costs about $150-$200. A good, non-meme mechanical keyboard is about the same price. Basically showing how pathetic both Capcom and that meme keyboard maker are.


b65414 No.15285860

>>15285851

Too late. Capcom already did that.


0f6d05 No.15285874

File: 11dae9b15537605⋯.jpg (59.36 KB, 1073x686, 1073:686, 25_gold01.jpg)

File: 7235cb13301e159⋯.jpg (119.39 KB, 1082x856, 541:428, 25_gold02.jpg)

File: 23f427083c32307⋯.jpg (35.45 KB, 1076x464, 269:116, 25_gold03.jpg)

File: 7a68b03510e4c7a⋯.gif (387.2 KB, 382x379, 382:379, bling yid.gif)

>$675

Get on SF merch level.

>950,000 yen / $8,565 USD plus taxes

>180,000 yen / $1,620 USD (smaller version)

>25,000 yen for necklace attachment


8add16 No.15285876

>>15285860

Yeah, but undercut them.


fe623c No.15285900

>>15285855

I've never experienced the hassle you're talking about. On the other hand, function keys are absolutely necessary if you want to play RTS or most FPS games. They're great if you play games, man.


88c423 No.15285901

File: 37145f650751172⋯.gif (5.27 MB, 440x480, 11:12, GREEDY_LEE.gif)


4c067d No.15285909

>>15285874

To be fair that's actual gold, which is worth something. Unlike a typewriter and a shit statue.


442d31 No.15285921

>>15285712

>not even a numpad

I sure hope you guys don't do this.


b31eb3 No.15285925

File: 03d9f164a387631⋯.jpg (64.17 KB, 640x644, 160:161, keep at it.jpg)

So how many units of this do you think will be sold?


8ce0b2 No.15285926

File: 6d7fa5480e89124⋯.png (667.34 KB, 1944x890, 972:445, caps.png)

>>15285777

Oh I was just talking about the keycaps (which are fucking awful to type on), but that is even jewier


b649cb No.15285930

>>15285900

Macro keys are certainly good, but at that point you're dealing with a full keyboard without the FN keys.

>>15285925

Too many


fe623c No.15285941

>>15285921

Why do you need a numpad on your home pc, dude? Extra space for the mouse is far more important for the average user. TKL should be the standard.


5568df No.15285947

File: 3858da2f6da9d24⋯.png (242.06 KB, 435x470, 87:94, 3858da2f6da9d24694bc90b02b….png)

>>15285777

What the fuck I didn't think the markup would actually be that high. Like, of course making a differently shaped keyboard and shit would cost more, but that's roughly 300% markup just for slapping a sticker onto something that's already being mass produced.


442d31 No.15285954

>>15285941

Roguelikes, some DOS games and such, also just outright calculation shit.


8ce0b2 No.15285957

File: c454c6ab3cabf3d⋯.jpg (316.26 KB, 1910x1273, 1910:1273, hermes.jpg)

Here's a typewriter inspired enthusiast keyboard with decent build materials but even with having special-ordered caps and custom diecast case that still have yet to be even built they're only asking $250


f2fecf No.15285958

>>15285925

in all honesty probably quite a few, and even if not the official resident evil one we'll probably see a few more cropping up. look at the retro chic hipster trash around you with walkmen, discmen, game boy pockets etc, you really think they wouldn't love an excuse to haul a typewriter keyboard out of their free-trade nylon messenger bag at starbucks and type out a tweet?


c318a0 No.15285963

>>15285941

If five inches makes or breaks your setup, you should get a better setup, anon. I suppose it doesn't matter for burgers as much, but the number keys above the keyboard are used in many languages as unique letters that don't fit in the typical layout. I speak at least two that utilize this. That, and a numpad is just more comfortable when doing work that heavily involves numbers quickly, you can just keep your hand in one spot versus moving it all around.


337dae No.15285989

File: c461bab9bcafb15⋯.jpg (22.01 KB, 682x515, 682:515, 17e1f55a7df4483c574f229c96….jpg)

>>15285777

jesus christ, this is some next level hava nagila i've never seen before


07889f No.15286005

File: 612faf30c693a15⋯.png (316.33 KB, 1144x888, 143:111, 1494171945642.png)

>>15285741

>commies, nazis and fascist are consumerist

shut the fuck up you "centrist" liberal faggot


e9972a No.15286017

>>15285729

That's not 108 keys retard


1a46fe No.15286029

>>15285925

One is too many


b31eb3 No.15286031

>>15285958

>retro chic hipster trash around you with walkmen, discmen, game boy pockets etc

Jesus Christ. Are these the same faggots that are trying to bring back fucking floppy discs?


f2fecf No.15286037

>>15286031

nigga i live in a small as fuck town and yesterday i went into the department store to buy some pencils. i was greeted with an enormous vinyl record selection - talking like at least 150 albums - and a boxed set of the Beatles' entire discography in mono


c318a0 No.15286041

>>15286037

B-but that's how it was intended to be heard!

Just like CRTfags


8d3f79 No.15286047

File: 580e4bae6c143f3⋯.jpeg (112.87 KB, 1242x1152, 69:64, 580e4bae6c143f35696c96c98….jpeg)

That's a fairly normal price for a good keyboard these days.

Model M's go for 100, Topre boards go for 267 and up, Model F's go for 300, and the holy grail of IBM- beamsprings go for 1000.


b31eb3 No.15286050

>>15286037

Vynils are understandable since at the very least the audio quality is better (although you can just use .flac but fuck it), but walkmen and discmen?

<I sure do love hauling around a relatively heavy devices with extremely limited memory

<It's not like I could just use a smartphone/mp3 player with enough storage for several hi-def albums


c318a0 No.15286056

>>15286047

If you spend more than a hundred on a keyboard, you're legitimately retarded. I just have one for 15 bucks with glowing keys and see no problem with it whatsoever. It's like gayming mice, too, or gayming headphones, it's all a scam.


ce4abf No.15286069

>>15286056

What games do you play? No anon, eating fast food is not a game.


946fd6 No.15286078

>>15285800

What are you using anon?

British QWERTY?

QWERTZ?

AZERTY?


c318a0 No.15286092

>>15286069

>What games do you play?

Mostly emulated stuff, 3D platformers, FPSs and TPSs and the occasional puzzle game.

>No anon, eating fast food is not a game.

Did I miss a joke here?


fa599d No.15286104

>>15286037

Over here in the guitar center they have shit tons of vinyl records of various bands from the 70s and 80s.


ce4abf No.15286109

>>15286092

So you are not playing any games that require macros? In that case you also don't need the more expensive stuff. My mouse has 4 extra buttons, and I use all of them.


250a88 No.15286117

>>15285909

Gold is at ~$40 a gram right now. If anon's numbers are correct they're charging insane amounts for a gold bar with a logo on it.


c318a0 No.15286122

>>15286109

I guess that would explain it, though I've seen keyboards with macros for 80-100 bucks. Perhaps the different types of switches could make some difference, but I really don't see enough of a difference to warrant, say, a $300-400 one.

Oh, by the way, my mouse has two extra buttons on the side and cost 15 bucks too.


8d3f79 No.15286123

>>15286056

Good luck with only a million or so keypresses and terrible WPM like a homo sped.


d71536 No.15286124

>>15286056

>comparing vintage, out of production keyboards with unique switches to gaymur glowing light keyboards

Quit being retarded.


ce4abf No.15286131

>>15286122

hmm, now that I think about it, my keyboard was 80 bucks and my mouse 49. So I am not in the 100+ range either.


b6ede5 No.15286137

>>15286078

Probably DVORAK for muh productivity


78c8e0 No.15286144

>>15285712

They have money and time for that but not to make Claire not look like a mongoloid?


cb927e No.15286156


78c8e0 No.15286157

>>15286124

What's that rare relic got over a $15 keyboard?


c318a0 No.15286160

>>15286123

No idea if it's up to a million or not but I've had the keyboard for six years with absolutely no issues.

>>15286124

No switches can justify paying thirty to forty times what a product is normally worth, and I've fixed up enough 8-bit home computers to know that there are no switches that aren't still being produced in China for Aliexpress.


099a38 No.15286163

>675 dollars for a fake type writer that won't work very well. looks pretty cool though

>>15285849

>but it's just common courtesy to post an archive link

I agree but I always forget the link to the site


b6ede5 No.15286172

>>15286157

Nothing other than making you a hipster with an ego to match.


fe623c No.15286174

File: cd7dfe711b53419⋯.png (367.37 KB, 1945x1333, 1945:1333, bestyet3.png)

>>15286123

Can confirm that you type faster on mechanical ones. 5 wpm faster, for me. Membranes are objectively terrible. My fingers also get tired by typing extensively on the cheap stuff.


f20d32 No.15286175

>>15286037

>department store

Wow there are still department store? I thought Walmart drove them to extinction.


b6ede5 No.15286188

>>15286175

Their last bastion is the shopping mall as a "premium" store.


f1fb8c No.15286197

File: 33afeda87d5b92b⋯.jpg (409.99 KB, 1894x2048, 947:1024, 33afeda87d5b92bcb25bd6bfd4….jpg)

>700 for a keyboard


61acfa No.15286206

>>15286005

>/leftypol/ nazbol snowflake

you are liberals. never forget that. it's hilarious how you try and distance yourself, but that's by design. they want to sideline you clowns so you stop pushing people further to the right


b3bfaf No.15286286

>>15286197

>lewding the platelets


b3bfaf No.15286299

>>15285926

For the record I just use cheap PBT keycaps alongside blue Gaterons, and I'm quite alright.

>>15285777

Even Glorious' fully-assembled keyboard costs less than that. And you can even buy it bare-bones for far less (Glorious' keyboard is $50, while the switches are $30 when purchased with the bare board, they're $35 when bought independently, however).


cd0124 No.15286315

Crapcom being Crapcom.

Fuck this company, they deserve to die.


5ee5a9 No.15286357

I don't understand why everyone is upset. Everyone ironically loved how goofy and silly the chainsaw controller was.


ef588f No.15286360

>>15286357

but it didn't cost nearly $700


cb3fdc No.15286361

>>15286005

I never said that though. Why the fuck would those people be consumerist. They're the exact opposite!!


5ee5a9 No.15286375

>>15286360

But is everyone in here poor? Is that why they're mad about the price?


b3bfaf No.15286379

>>15286357

Not an argument.

The PS2 chainsaw wasn't around $700.

looking at it, I wonder if there is pressure sensitivity on those buttons? It would be funky though to use that on a racer or Mad Maestro.


b3bfaf No.15286396

>>15286375

>poorfags

Not even you would be able to justify $700 for what is a MX keyboard, when they cost far less.

Remember that I got a Glorious PC mechanical keyboard for $100 (That's the bare 104-key board and blue Gateron switches, I just used the PBT keycaps I already had, which were $12 to buy on eBay).


228e4f No.15286425

>>15285712

>2nd image

ting ting ting ting ting ting ting tingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingtingting

bu-boom

ba-bang

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


b0b627 No.15286428

File: f8377073192329f⋯.jpg (3.63 KB, 230x219, 230:219, tt123.jpg)

>$700

>cherry switches

For that much it should have capacitive buckling spring switches and also function as an actual typewriter.


c5d975 No.15286444

>>15285777

>YOU SAVE: 100%

>Still costs $250


b3bfaf No.15286450

>>15286444 (Checked)

Sounds like a marketing gimmick by (((Amazon))).


b80c88 No.15286479

>>15286444

It's 100$ not 100%.


7d50ea No.15286483

File: acda6b3e3ae3fdb⋯.png (143.47 KB, 966x357, 46:17, price.png)

>>15286299

I were to spend over $100 on a keyboard I'd get this.

https://www.crowdsupply.com/ugl/ultimate-hacking-keyboard

>>15286444

It says you save $100.00(29%)


a49ced No.15286484

>>15286444

>>YOU SAVE: 100%

That's not what it says

>$100 (29%)

is what it says.


b3bfaf No.15286507

>>15286483

That's not modular though.

I went with the Glorious PC keyboard since I can switch out the switches at any time.


54a815 No.15286525

Ahh… i buy it at a high price!


ef588f No.15286638

>>15286375

Just because I have more than enough money to buy it doesn't mean I absolutely should. This is likely Capcom aiming to cash-in on some whales and other people with far more money than sense (or just lacking sense completely). Just ruthlessly mock these individuals for being stupid beyond measure.


f2fecf No.15286645

>>15286638

this. i can't wait to see some anon accidentally show us he has one in a battlestation thread a few years from now and get bullied to death


a6e495 No.15286659

File: fa52caeb4332b35⋯.jpg (46.05 KB, 300x286, 150:143, 3.3_gorillion_dollars.jpg)

Alright frens, time to make an estimate how much it costs to actually make this thing.

With Capcom using chinese child slave labor (As Capcom would never use the original creators), im gonna guess 17USD per keyboard


b31eb3 No.15286696

File: 23c5fab9a5a807e⋯.jpg (92.18 KB, 1455x2048, 1455:2048, serveimage.jpg)


a1b699 No.15286747

File: 73f637562f04b28⋯.webm (318.27 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1444049488221.webm)

>>15285712

>$675

>doesn't even have a numpad


6086fd No.15286809

>>15286005

Looks like somebody was too busy being a good goy to learn how to read.


f20d32 No.15286853

>>15285741

Is that supposed to be an actual deity and if so which one?


eae002 No.15286986

File: 3805e4c1077bb7f⋯.png (166.57 KB, 397x289, 397:289, 164782169341273.png)

>>15285777

>It even has the Atom Key on it

The absolute state of memorabilia.


111721 No.15286987

File: 9d4821acdb115d1⋯.png (129.27 KB, 216x290, 108:145, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ccebcf2c695ce35⋯.png (778.43 KB, 852x606, 142:101, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6cbe55194820c74⋯.png (423.17 KB, 800x426, 400:213, ClipboardImage.png)

Capcom has been doing this shit since RE5 was a huge success.

They'll announce the game, then a "Premium" Edition, then a Premium Super Million Dollar Extreme Edition.

For RE6 they did a $1000 edition that came with Leon's shitty (albeit fashionable) jacket, and Revelations Unveiled Edition came with a shitty $400 watch that had the BSAA logo slapped on it.

I was expecting them to do some dumb shit, but at least you can wear the REv and RE6 stuff, and the RE7 thing can sit on a shelf. What will I do with a $600 keyboard? I won't use it, because it lacks what I need for my PC (numpad) and it's only worth $600 in the packaging.


4f8d71 No.15287001

>>15286987

I remember them selling Leon's RE4 jacket for like 50,000 Yen in some random store in Akihabara, i don't know who the fuck buys that shit.


111721 No.15287004

>>15287001

Leon jacket is nice. I'd buy it if I had the money.

What I really want are those replica guns Japan gets all the time


5f3f8f No.15287008

>>15287004

The tokyo marui samurai edge?

You can find cheaper and better quality ones online, i wanna get one for autism sake.


f2fecf No.15287035

File: 9ddae8f17158451⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 2672x1503, 16:9, samedge.jpg)

>>15287008

i have one, it's actually breddy cool


b80c88 No.15287052

File: 0992f4c2b3b0ec3⋯.jpg (84.1 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 1264830060779.jpg)


5f3f8f No.15287054

File: a463ad928a3bfa8⋯.jpg (545.46 KB, 840x640, 21:16, status fine.jpg)

>>15287035

Tell me all about it, where did you get it, how much, and how good is it.

I dont even care about airsoft but i want one.


f2fecf No.15287060

>>15287054

i got it off craigslist for 100 bucks. it's propane powered from the magazine but i'm not an airshitter so i don't know if it's any good. in all honesty i just saw it and am enough of a REcuck to think it was a good deal. it's heavy, makes satisfying clack-clack noises, i've test-fired it a few times and it has a satisfying recoil and is blowback operated so that's cool. it's thick as fuck so if you have little manlet hands like me it will show you just how unsuited for an m9 beretta you really are.

i've seen them online for around $150 new from sites here and there, but since i don't play i've never bought them and don't know if those sites are legit, if they're selling the "real" deal etc. just look around nigga, you'll find one


5f3f8f No.15287068

>>15287060

>just look around nigga, you'll find one

Yeah i want to, but i live in yurop and the closest i can find selling them is a bunch of slavs wich i dont trust.

I think ill have to buy it from the US and tell one of my pals there to ship it.

Also, did you get chris's, rebecca's or jill's version?


c94272 No.15287088

>>15286444

Brainlet af.


30dc90 No.15287169

>Probably costs $20 to make

Should just go to the manufacturer, most likely some chink place, and buy it directly.


55bf8a No.15287177

inb4 the only ones that bought it are gated community liberals, then off they go to defend the proletariat and the evils of capitalism.


5f3f8f No.15287212

File: 57200267a860bc8⋯.jpg (141.54 KB, 768x768, 1:1, how to carry your partner.jpg)

>>15287177

Since when do soyboys and SJWs care about resident evil?

Its the one series they constantly ignore when talking about females and diversity in vidya even though the games has had both since the beggining and made in an actually good way.


86790d No.15287266

>>15286157

Nice mechanical switches rather than some flimsy rubber dome crap that feels like shit to type on.


f2fecf No.15287332

>>15287212

that's probably why they completely ignore it. the females are feminine but are still strong, and that doesn't suit the current narrative where women need to either be a) in charge or b) hideous


5f3f8f No.15287360

>>15287332

See i was talking about that with a female co-worker, that wasnt a feminist but just a typical pleb that believes everything tv and social media tells her.

Lets look at jill in the original game, she has, objectivly the easy mode, but not because gurl power but because shes actually competent, she knows about chemistry unlike chris, she knows how to pick locks, she didnt lose her weapon, she does not refuse teamwork and helps (and get helped by) chris and barry, apart from that, you cant say shes being treated as a sexual object, because even though shes pretty, shes wearing an uniform that looks like something some police special forces in the 90s would use.


5607c8 No.15287369

File: 127096791523563⋯.jpg (59 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, nd.jpg)

>>15285712

Still not as bad as a $65 0-2 t-shirt

https://twitter.com/jisudotgg

jisu.gg

>literally a white shirt with "0-2" on it

>that's it


5a16f4 No.15287398

File: 6b7f9c45e25f78f⋯.mp4 (9.69 MB, 142x150, 71:75, Gotta Go Schlo!.mp4)

>>15285712

>>15285777

>$675

>For a fucking keyboard.

>That's twice as much as another of nearly the exact same style due to adding a few logos

There's milking your fans, and then there's

MILKING YOUR FANS.


03c936 No.15287502

>>15285712

In case anyone doesn't believe OP because he's a faggot that doesn't post links, here's the official site: https://www.e-capcom.com****/sp/biohazard2/


03c936 No.15287506

>>15287502

Just remove the asteriks.


946fd6 No.15288615

File: 78130594abcd6ea⋯.png (22.4 KB, 501x585, 167:195, Willempieboos.png)

>>15286156

Aber Onkel Heinz, wo ist mein Fahrrad?

Deutschers >>>/raus/


751e06 No.15288923

>>15287052

Are those tits?


4b312e No.15288951

File: 300cb8313fa6e18⋯.jpg (27.86 KB, 418x420, 209:210, 34.jpg)

>>15285925

Enough to make God punish us all


7a11b8 No.15288972

File: f4404fd4ee6ff72⋯.mp4 (11.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, jewmascot.mp4)


ddff99 No.15288997

File: c76be0a1babaf7e⋯.jpg (25.32 KB, 540x400, 27:20, 4ln9fnV.jpg)

>>15288615

Hoe ken heij het nauh helpen dat ie kankah mof is?


83eebf No.15289004

You could buy that… OR you could buy a brand new IBM Model M for like $80. That's a really easy choice to make since the IBM Model M is the best keyboard invented.


1486d5 No.15289006

File: 6e6463a7f5a4859⋯.jpg (2.31 MB, 4032x1960, 72:35, 20180729_114206.jpg)

My keyboard ( without keycaps, switches, usb cable) wass around $400

Please do not buy the. Piece of shit in OP

If you want an actual keyboard that is good and rare and actually looks good buy a custom one 😂😂😂😂😂👍


c318a0 No.15289011

>>15289006

>emojis

Die nigger.

explain to me how a keyboard without any of that shit is work $400. I'm legitimately curious.


946fd6 No.15289015

File: 65dd5a9cd11951a⋯.webm (2.34 MB, 202x360, 101:180, dit vraagt om een bijbel.webm)

>>15288997

Kreegh nauw n bakkie pleuur!


1486d5 No.15289024

File: 6220017e98a9c64⋯.jpg (411.45 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 20180105_182647_1600x1200.jpg)

>>15289011

Why its worth that much? Fucked if I know

Generally customs are 300+ so think of that as parts, machining, anodising and all that

This shit isnt made on a production level


c318a0 No.15289032

>>15289024

Pretty sure you could buy an existing keyboard with a similar design, spray paint the case, get custom caps and maybe switches and it would be $150 at most, unless the design is extremely particular, which I find hard to believe.


e44628 No.15289033

>>15289006

>skeletor key

Truly, Australians are shitposters of another level.


1486d5 No.15289051

File: 173ed95cc4c68b9⋯.jpg (84.7 KB, 1285x647, 1285:647, IMG_20180811_010519.jpg)

>>15289032

K, its best you not post at me anymore


3d1ef4 No.15289059

>>15289024

>Why its worth that much?

because of supply and demand?


1486d5 No.15289078

>>15289059

Quality and Labor also


0379d7 No.15289087

File: c4fb556d45017eb⋯.png (714.73 KB, 869x689, 869:689, 1512362677156.png)

>>15289006

>custome made

<doesn't change the (((windows key))) with something else.

bro


1486d5 No.15289100

>>15289087

I'll put whatever I want there


437c1b No.15289108

>>15289100

Despite being a faggot you have a nice mouspad


337dae No.15289130

File: 3c78412b98e561e⋯.jpg (86.57 KB, 450x575, 18:23, 3c78412b98e561e54acd1d7e7b….jpg)

>>15289006

>custom made

>doesn't have a numpad

it's shit


d55df0 No.15289246

>people getting upset about overcharged shit

Hey, you wanna know why pure garbage can be sold for lots of money? Because there will inevitably be some stupid, drooling, 35 IQ cocksucker out there who will pay for it.

Fuck the consumer. If I could shit in a bag, slap a logo on it and make profit I'd do it too. I don't hate the jews anymore, I hate the moronic fucking cattle for mindlessly throwing money at whatever hot new piece of hyped up shit they are told to.


fe623c No.15289272

>>15289006

>no function keys

Imagine being this much of a pleb.


1486d5 No.15289294

>>15289272

It does have one, actually 2

I can have 50 if I want


fe623c No.15289316

File: 46e63011f323041⋯.png (338.74 KB, 750x544, 375:272, Function-key-functions1.png)

>>15289294

Whatever you say, keyboardlet.


5568df No.15289325

>>15289316

Not that I recommend it, but you could feasibly map those to other parts of the keyboard. I don't know of any games/programs that use ALL of the alphanumeric keys for special functions.


fe623c No.15289327

>>15289316

>>15289294

Seriously, don't you miss the upper row in RTS and many FPS games? Games like Starcraft and Bioshock are pretty much unplayable without them.


d55df0 No.15289332

>>15289327

He probably doesn't play dogshit games like those.


fe623c No.15289337

>>15289332

You need them for most RPGs, as well. For example, Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age are a massive pain to play without the function keys.


1486d5 No.15289341

>>15289332

This

I also have a 80%

>>15289325

Every single key is programmable with 3 layers, I have every single key a full size keyboard has


1486d5 No.15289342

>>15289337

Yea I dont play shit


fe623c No.15289345

>>15289341

>Every single key is programmable with 3 layers

How do you access the different layers?


d55df0 No.15289347

>>15289337

>oh so you dont play shit

>well what about shit

Are you fucking retarded?


fe623c No.15289350

>>15289342

>non-normalfag FPS, RPG and RTS games are all shit

Then what do you play? Fortnite and Overwatch?


fe623c No.15289352

>>15289347

You have some terrible taste in games, dude.


425bba No.15289354

>>15285712

>can't save progress on computer until I use up ink ribbon.

>you have a limited amount of ribbon ink at the start and can't get more until you crypto-mine it or pay in microtransactions– $5 for 3 ink ribbons.


1486d5 No.15289355

>>15289345

Layer 1 is default

Layer 2 is fn + what ever I have on that layer

Layer 3 ive not bothered with since ya obly need so many keys


1486d5 No.15289357

>>15289350

I dont play video games! I'm not a virgin

>dragon age

>not normalfag

🤣


173f38 No.15289358

File: ba5313db66258bf⋯.jpg (44.98 KB, 634x594, 317:297, 56b633a1ccda5f29c0f348f567….jpg)

>>15285777

When a weaboo next talks about grorious honorrabu nippon remind them of this.


d55df0 No.15289361

Reminder to everyone the original RE2 soundtrack is available in game as a preorder bonus only. Do not give Crapcum money.


fe623c No.15289364

>>15289357

>shitposter flag

Checks out.


fe623c No.15289378

>>15289355

Sounds like a hassle to use in competitive games, so you don't really have all the keys when you're playing vidya. Well, if you don't play the games in which they are necessary, you're not missing out.


0d3823 No.15289379

>>15285712

Isn't it more jewish (via communism) to say that a company shouldn't make a special product for their richest customers? I don't think they expect their average customer to buy this so what's wrong with making something for a customer who is in a higher income bracket?


1486d5 No.15289385

>>15289378

Why would I play compedative games, I'm not gay or 14


6f2095 No.15289391

>>15289385

what games do you play?


fe623c No.15289392

>>15289385

It's a natural feature of having a lot of testosterone. Males like to compete with other males. It's how we are wired.


1486d5 No.15289397

>>15289391

That level in the first Halo where you get a sniper rifle and it has the 2 big dudes where you shoot the orange part of them


1486d5 No.15289401

>>15289392

Ye must be why all the top esports faggots are sponsored by soylent


0d3823 No.15289410

File: 9f4e17bc132fa49⋯.jpg (145.04 KB, 1348x747, 1348:747, 8787f87f.jpg)

>>15289392

Good point. Just look at these alphas.

So you're a manly man looking for glory. What do you choose? Video games. Doesn't add up.


ee975b No.15289422

>>15289410

It's not just their products, even their people look like bootleg versions of real human beings.

Last one looks like Radcliff in one of the early Harry Potter movies.


173f38 No.15289527

>>15289422

It could be a Harry Potter movie where that's the gook bizarro version of potter's circle of friends. The second to last one is Ron, the 8th one is Luna, the rest I don't know.

Call it "Harry Potter and not becoming cheap labour".


c69241 No.15289695

File: 0be63e9075a9161⋯.gif (4.32 MB, 200x200, 1:1, 0be63e9075a91617182c3a5660….gif)

>>15285777

I thought it was kind of cool as an ultra limited thing, like they had to go out of their way to make these typewriter keyboards.. but they literally put two stickers on an existing product and jacked up the price just because they could.


4b7fa9 No.15289738

The amount of wankery (real or astroturfed) over what is actually a pretty shitty game is absolutely unreal.


d3cafb No.15289764

File: 8caead74aa925a2⋯.png (336.8 KB, 1144x888, 143:111, brain_pepe.png)

>>15286853

>>15285741

>>15286951

That image is describing the Kali Yuga, that blue multiarmed being is Kali, the goddess of eternal energy


b54e95 No.15289918

>>15285800

>QWERTY layout

its a typewriter, not a hipster penis pump


d3cafb No.15289946

>>15289918

>>15285800

They should drop the '1' key for that extra authenticity like an actual typewritter and then expect everyone to use only Times New Roman


b54e95 No.15289998

>>15289946

good call. times new roman is my favorite undertale


cba850 No.15290043

>>15286117

It's 4 000 for the large one, 400 for the small one. But that's assuming it's real gold. It's not like the stupid goy would know how to confirm that it's gold.


cba850 No.15290055

>>15285957

>no top row

>no side block

>no numpad

>short return key

>full height capslock key

>>>/trash/


d3cafb No.15290068

File: 5b2fc717d013a2a⋯.jpg (704.38 KB, 2592x1944, 4:3, usb-typewriter.jpg)

File: 8118a73e382fe7a⋯.jpg (79.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, type-to-usb1.jpg)

>>15290055

>>15285957

They also make USB conversion kits for existing typewriters if you're willing to butcher an old typewriter you have. I have an old Remington Quiet-Riter from 1954 but I'm not willing to gut into it when I could just get a real mechanical keyboard instead


cba850 No.15290072

>>15290068

But you're not gonna get the clickity-clack and the characteristic feel of a true mechanical keyboard. Switches are for plebs, don't you know?


d3cafb No.15290084

>>15290072

What gives typewriters their distinct tactile feedback is the weight of the type hammers against the keys that you have to overcome to strike the letter against the paper. I imagine these USB kits compromise the feel a bit as you're not striking the letter against any paper


000000 No.15290160

>>15285712

Why is this even a thread? Just don't buy it. It's that fucking simple, you morons. This isn't anything like the latest Denuvo iteration that requires your PC to have certain specs to play that Monster Hunter game. This $675 keyboard is a completely optional purchase and produced in limited quantities, but is owning it actually necessary to playing RE2make? NO, you fucking niggers. Owning it or not, it's not crucial to the gameplay whatsoever. You just want a stupid reason to kvetch and complain about.

Ignore it and don't buy it. Just like how you did before when Capcom produced those official RE4 Leon Kennedy leather jackets in limited quantities and charged $1,286 (with tax) for it. You all promptly forgot how overpriced those jackets were. The same way in due time, you faggots will all eventually forget about this overpriced keyboard too. It's just another vanity item that's NOT necessary to own.`

https://www.famitsu.com/news/201607/07110265.html


6f2095 No.15290181

>>15290160

>Why is this even a thread? Just don't buy it

the whole point of boards is to discuss stuff. Why is it that every tor poster eats dick?


000000 No.15290189

>>15290181

Does it take a torposter to spell out common sense for you faggots? If it's overpriced and completely unnecessary to playing the game, just ignore it and don't buy it. Just don't make kvetchy threads with no substance under the guise of "discussing stuff".


6f2095 No.15290202

>>15290189

ignoring a thread is also an option, but you still chose to enter this thread.


000000 No.15290222

>>15286017

I suggest you try reading, retard.


0690f9 No.15290225

File: f0e05419405d33f⋯.jpg (99.77 KB, 599x400, 599:400, cloud 9.jpg)

File: 8b1ef2594ffcbb3⋯.jpg (295.81 KB, 1500x999, 500:333, freakazoid cloud9.jpg)

>>15285789

nuRE 2 is running on the "RE" Engine you stupid faggot.

>>15286041

No, there are some advantages to using a CRT for many games.

>>15287360

If I recall, Jill was a member of Delta before joining S.T.A.R.S. while Chris was Air Force (possibly para rescue). Even though Rebecca is a child essentially compared to all the other members, she graduated from college at 18 and is smarter than the entire cast which grants credibility to her surviving even if it's only because Chris saves her.

>>15287212

>residence of evil

>big gaping grimace thumbnail for RE2

>it should be classic style remake

>but you know this is fun too, here's the preorder locations

>let me mention them multiple times

RE community is shit, shills and faggots everywhere.

>>15289401

>>15289410

To be fair, I've seen some reasonably fit players, but usually only on fighting games or shootan. Some like Freakazoid say that lifting makes them better players.


029280 No.15290226

>>15290189

is kvetching just the jewish word for complaining or is it a specific type of complaining? perhaps seeking for reasons to complain?


0690f9 No.15290237


9c8731 No.15290249

File: 62c701d0a647cba⋯.png (605.27 KB, 812x1908, 203:477, ffdgfddgfgfd.png)

FOR YOU GUYS.


5f3f8f No.15290276

>>15290225

Wait, whats wrong with the guys of residence of evil and how are they SJWs?


0690f9 No.15290431

>>15290276

I didn't call them SJWs, I still occasionally watch content on that channel but I'm disappointed at the soft hearted "criticism" followed by blatant shilling for Crapcom. They unironically believe that because a Western fag at the company has a RoE shirt that they actually care about the community. That and you know, JJ's gaping grimace maul that I couldn't help but poking fun at.

TL;DR They're not SJW's and are actually working on a pretty cool looking Survival-Horror game but they can still be massive faggots.


5a7459 No.15290458

>>15285777

This is some mega Jewery right here

Also nice trips of truth


46b8e5 No.15290466

File: 5821e0fc5949b72⋯.png (594.48 KB, 878x900, 439:450, trash.png)

>$675

>no numpad


fe623c No.15290687

>>15290466

Why are there so many numpadniggers in this thread? I have a Bachelor's in math, typed alot of numbers, and I've never needed the thing. What the fuck are all of you using it for?


b17ce2 No.15290713

>>15290687

>I have a worthless degree and I don't use it, why don't any of you use it?

Some of us do things other than play vidya on our home computers, and if you knew how to properly use a numpad you'd appreciate the efficiency. Not to mention the numpad is useful in making custom keybind setups. TKLfags AKA keyboard casuals need to GTFO.


0c6ef0 No.15290721

>>15290713

>keyboard casuals

If you don't breath 100% MLG you're a faggot casual


329138 No.15290767

>>15289006

>No numpad

>Pipe over enter

>no F keys or print screen, insert and delete keys

How do you even barely function in a regular basis operating your computer?


8ce0b2 No.15290791

>>15289272

You wahh wheres muh function/numpad fags realize that custom boards like this are fully programmable and have multiple function layers?

Numpad and function keys and nav and whatever the fuck else Marshe wants to make with macros are all programmed in there wherever he wants.


60518f No.15290805

>>15290767

Who needs

>all that gay shit

when you have a Skelletor key?


329138 No.15290813

>>15290791

>programming stupid shit to replace a simple press of a key with a two key combination

it reeks of a mouth breather that uses one finger at a time at a stupid slow pace because they never learnt to type properly


c643a2 No.15290847

>>15285712

>bad 65% layout

>clearly mx blues

>>15285777

OUCH


c643a2 No.15290854

File: c797a9f912ff1a3⋯.jpg (357.1 KB, 1663x922, 1663:922, t73invaigdpcrjkk5hal.jpg)

>FLAT PROFILE

DEAD


ebcf78 No.15290873

File: 0ad926d5437359f⋯.gif (158.43 KB, 329x353, 329:353, 8e1f63f81dde5d818d2186b7d6….gif)

>>15290687

>Why are there so many numpadniggers in this thread? I have a Bachelor's in math, typed alot of numbers, and I've never needed the thing. What the fuck are all of you using it for?

Holy shit have you ever used Excel in your life? Goddamn you sure are stupid.


a09fed No.15290879

>>15290249

lollololoololololololololol


3db4cb No.15290944


7c5df2 No.15290950

>>15290687

What kind of autist types lots of numbers using only the main keyboard?

>bachelor's in math

Ah, that makes sense then


e43ff5 No.15291419

>>15285712

If enough people buy this, do think it will fund a decent PC port of Monhun?


1a46fe No.15291448

>>15291419

>Capcom doing shitty anti-consumer practices left and right

>Denuvo

>I know! lets reward them with more money, surely that will fix it!

No.


46da11 No.15294679

>>15289006

>over $100 on a keyboard

Consumerist cancer.


513dc8 No.15297169

File: fca0bba3093b532⋯.png (229.39 KB, 555x712, 555:712, Super Sayans are real.png)


1486d5 No.15297173

>>15294679

ACHALLY its free market capitalism


881bb6 No.15297240

File: cb3c1082f795f95⋯.jpg (6.43 KB, 183x106, 183:106, keyboard order.jpg)

Yeah so I preordered it


26fd09 No.15297267

>>15290854

>on/off switch that doesn't match the style

>on a $700 keyboard

Powerful


118a85 No.15297668

>>15285712

Might as well exploit wasteful idiots if they're so abundant, it's like fracking. Anyone who buys it deserves to be ripped off but obviously I hope it tanks and they learn their jew lesson.


7176f3 No.15297678

File: cdbf278b246200e⋯.jpg (26.77 KB, 248x238, 124:119, 1495471934499.jpg)

Who plays resident evil with a keyboard?


7176f3 No.15297682

>>15294679

Agreed. Spilled beer over my laptop and fried it so I was shopping for a keyboard and they're pretty cheap.


dfae10 No.15297817

File: 321332f91a83728⋯.png (146.88 KB, 700x837, 700:837, 1482744248307.png)

>>15286425

underrated post


6f4cf8 No.15298200

>>15285941

how are you going to play FF7?


2bbd10 No.15298251

>>15297678

Asking the real questions here Anon.




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