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I would probably insert gondola into games. I loved the blink and miss it G man sightings in Half Life. Just imagine that in every game.
>Dark Souls
>Tony Hawks
>Fable
>Animal Crossing
>In every one if you look in the distance you see a Gondola. Stoic. Indefatigable. Enduring. Just sitting on a ledge or standing on a hill. Just chillin. The eternal unrustle.
I just find something extremely wholesome about Gondola and running into one in a vidya would be a nice little treat.
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>>15266906 (OP)
Adding the "fun" part would be nice
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>>15266906 (OP)
>You can insert something into every game you want, what do?
titty lolis
▶ 9eb6b8 (3) No.15266990>>15267034
>>15266981
I will report you to the authorities.
▶ e4a70b (1) No.15266999>>15267010
>>15266906 (OP)
If the game is good, analog dabbing like in Yo! Noid 2
If the game is alright to bad, I'd add a mandatory sound test option menu and force the voice acting to be done by non union members or devs themselves
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▶ 9eb6b8 (3) No.15267010
>>15266999
>analog dabbing like in Yo! Noid 2
Post webm or I'll report you as well.
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▶ 976a0f (1) No.15267027
Let me zoom in and go in first person in all cutscenes like MGS3. Would make a lot of games a little more bearable
▶ 9e3c60 (1) No.15267033
Good character customization with tons of clothing options, including sexy.
▶ a6149a (1) No.15267043
Turbo modes which make the game go 20% faster
▶ 63951f (1) No.15267045
>>15267034
>>15266981
OPPAI LOLI IS FUCKING SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
▶ ac16d2 (1) No.15267064
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
A rhythm minigame where you play songs from the OST
▶ 7640f6 (1) No.15267069
propaganda that tells the truth
▶ 3aab98 (1) No.15267073>>15267078
>>15266981
Next thing you'll say is shortstack, and oppai loli are the same thing.
▶ 68e837 (6) No.15267078
>>15267073
no, why would you even think that
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▶ a098f5 (1) No.15267279>>15269815
Tall female love interest
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>>15266906 (OP)
their source code.
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▶ 936885 (1) No.15267339>>15267370 >>15268708
i would put oppai loli and cunny but not anything that looks like this terrible generic anime moe artstyle >>15267034
and also grappling hooks, i mean come on
▶ 243c3e (1) No.15267356
Cute girls
If it already has cute girls, add more
▶ 68e837 (6) No.15267370
>>15267339
>i would put oppai loli and cunny but not anything that looks like this terrible generic anime
"realistic" style would be even better
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>>15266981
Are titty lolis just anime midgets?
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>>15266906 (OP)
feet of the 3D kind
▶ 97d765 (2) No.15267794
>>15266906 (OP)
>imagine you have the power to insert literally anything into a game
>me personally, I would insert memes
▶ 0c3dee (1) No.15267808>>15268507
>>15266906 (OP)
Explicit sex, into
EVERY
SINGLE
GAME
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>>15266906 (OP)
Horsecock futas
▶ 9eb6b8 (3) No.15268507>>15269269
>>15267808
How would you implement that in a game like Doom that consists only of males?
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▶ 6c3785 (4) No.15268708>>15269155
>>15266906 (OP)
usually it would be my penis
>>15266981
also this
>>15267339
dont you fuck about imps
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>>15268523
fat=/=thicc
third is thicc. other two are just fat.
▶ c7bcb6 (1) No.15269039
>>15268993
This is the problem I keep seeing with thicc and just plain fat. Thicc requires a very delicate balance, and most people keep confusing thicc with fat.
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▶ 98b9cd (1) No.15269055
>>15267945
>Horsecock futas
Not a futa, but there's a Sven Co-op map called horsecock7 with a giant horsecock in the center. You can launch yourself out of it, and your goal is to land in a series of floating toilets after doing so.
▶ d07e7f (1) No.15269134
>>15266906 (OP)
Full penetration sex scenes.
▶ 611b91 (1) No.15269182
The ability to use a fully developed melee control mode with a slip and counter system. In any game. ANY GAME.
Imagine gears of war but with chainsaw kung fu I need it.
▶ 9026fc (1) No.15269195
A level select/replay mode that cuts out story elements. Ninja Gaiden Razors Edge had this and I found it fucking brilliant. Just go through the levels and cutscenes and in-game exposition are just cut from the levels and you go about your business. I'm not against story in games but a lot of the time ESPECIALLY with more modern games is the story telling methods (especially forced walking) are intrusive and hurt replay value because instead of remembering "that one level" you remember "those 20 minutes of talking". Cutscenes usually have the decency to be skipped
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▶ e7daa3 (1) No.15269245
I would like to see Le Happy Merchant appear on my rpgs and sell me overpriced low quality goods.
▶ d8b6c5 (1) No.15269269
>>15266906 (OP)
And then the normalfags would find out and ruin gondola forever.
>>15268507
newfag
▶ b95053 (1) No.15269323>>15269328
Romance for every female NPC and monster but only one romance per playthrough. You wouldn't cheat on her, would you?
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>>15269155
>>15269328
anon do you want to DICK AND TEAR demons?
▶ 68e837 (6) No.15269345
>>15267704
no, they are children with hyper-developed tits
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>>15266981
Do titty lolis grow bigger tits when they hit puberty?
▶ 3a0819 (1) No.15269347
>>15266906 (OP)
Couch co-op. I want more games where my friends and I can be bastards together.
>>15269340
>having a weak dick
▶ b163e9 (2) No.15269351
God Hand style customizable combos.
▶ 6c3785 (4) No.15269352
>>15269349
>monkey in the middle
classic
▶ bc8afc (1) No.15269357>>15269380 >>15269382 >>15269496 >>15269772 >>15269797
My terrible fetish
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT IS
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>>15266906 (OP)
Good music. It seems these days every game has some shitty, ambient, incomprehensible-opera soundtrack or WUB WUB WUB industrial-dupstep trash.
>gondola
Forcing memes in games is probably the fastest way to kill them.
>>15268993
what a fag
▶ 6c3785 (4) No.15269374
>>15269367
>Forcing memes in games is probably the fastest way to kill them.
you may have forgotten that tv shows exist
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>>15266906 (OP)
Good gameplay appropriate to the genre of game.
>>15269357
>My terrible fetish
Tiles?
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>>15266906 (OP)
We need rpgs with rozelli romance options
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>>15269488
DQ4 let's you play as a jew
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>>15269380
>Tiles
God damn I wish I hadn't missed that.
▶ f7ea2e (1) No.15269797
>>15269357
Floor tiles? Ohio? Are you the corn fapper? That guy who broke is nofap to Chris-chan?
How many odd fetishes have we had, anyway?
▶ fcfe8e (1) No.15272179
touhou
oh wait this is actually true