088333 No.15261116
>Canonically most powerful Nintendo character is also the most powerful character competitively
All is right in the world
22e50d No.15261125
>>15261116
>Nintendo character
She's owned by Sega, dumbass.
088333 No.15261132
>>15261125
She's still a nintendo Character, also Sega doesn't own the rights to any Bayo except 1. If you are going to be autistic at least be correct.
d765f5 No.15261158
>>15261125
>implying even sonic is not nintendo's bitch already
2fc719 No.15261171
>Nintendo character
>>15261132
>publishing one two games means you own the whole IP and all of the characters
Why are Bayo mains this retarded? And why are there so many of them shitposting all over the place here all of a sudden?
088333 No.15261175
>>15261171
>Publish two games
Yeah, Bayo is a nintendo character
79acec No.15261177
>>15261116
>>15261125
I don't care who owns her all I care about is how she triggers meleefags and at the end of the day that is all that matters.
e7ff98 No.15261203
>>15261177
>triggers Meleefags
>by existing in a game they neither play nor give a shit about
wew lad
0cd44b No.15261206
Wait, is Bayonetta turkish?
79acec No.15261210
>>15261203
>Triggered.
Like clockwork.
e7ff98 No.15261225
>>15261210
Bayonetta makes Sm4sh less enjoyable to play and watch and drives people away from it and to Melee. In fact, she pretty much ruined Sm4sh's Evo, making Melee look great by comparison and probably guaranteeing that it'll retain its second Evo Smash slot in 2019 (whereas before Mr. Wiz was actually dumb enough to think that people would want to see both Sm4sh and Ultimate at the same event).
What part about that would trigger any Melee player? I hate Sm4sh and have wanted it to fail since the beginning, and Bayonetta made it happen. Saving Melee is just icing on top. I love her.
c56a91 No.15261305
0cd44b No.15261322
>>15261305
I knew she had those factions
f6c6ee No.15261330
bayonetta is stronger than samus?
f6c6ee No.15261347
>>15261330
and what about mewtwo?
i never played bayonetta but judging by the op pic, i doubt shes the strongest nintendo character…
0cd44b No.15261374
>>15261347
But uhhh….she kills DEMONS!?!?!?
f46287 No.15261404
>>15261374
meh so what, crusty old priests and 90 pound weakling females kill demons all the time in horror movies
f17130 No.15261406
Is this going to be a powerlevel thread or a porn thread? I need to know whether or not I should keep the tab open while I'm at work.
0d7351 No.15261417
>>15261406
It's a smashfag thread, which means it's probably going to be safe although you've just ensured that porn will be posted, so congrats.
f46287 No.15261418
>muh feats
if a chihuahua kills a toddler, and mike tyson never killed anybody, is the chihuahua more powerful than tyson?
5273d9 No.15261419
>>15261225
This much autism in a single reply to a shitpost. I have never played a Smash game in my life but somehow here on this board its fans have never failed to entertain me.
799947 No.15261437
>>15261175
So about Rare
Who owns Rare? And who published most of Rares work?
5273d9 No.15261460
>>15261437
Bestbuy owns Rare.
0d7351 No.15261461
>>15261418
Can the chihuahua turn into a leopard? Is Mike Tyson a manlet?
64efd0 No.15261480
>>15261225
>>15261295
Show me where the Bayo player touched you.
f46287 No.15261487
>>15261461
no, the chihuahua is a small dog. mike tyson is like 5'9" i think, and maybe 230 lbs
5273d9 No.15261504
>>15261480
Lets be real here Anon no woman would ever go near Smashers. Thats a stench not even witch time can stop.
d2c4d7 No.15261516
>>15261480
How can you be touched by a bayo player if you don't play that trash game?
e7ff98 No.15261538
>>15261419
>autism
>two incredibly small paragraphs addressing nonsensical statement
5273d9 No.15261553
>>15261516
>>15261538
>Meleefags still at it.
How does it feel to know Smash 4 was the most successful Smash game ever? How does it feel to know every one thinks melee players are absolute cancer? Does it full you with joy?
000000 No.15261574
>>15261177
>I don't care who owns her
Nintendo owns dem tiddies and ass now. That cockpolisher is likely slurping up the greasy salami of her pimp, Mario, as we speak.
d2c4d7 No.15261578
>>15261553
How does it feel to know smash 4 will have the shortest life span of any smash game to date?
Generic cash grab killed by the newest version of itself. Damn shame.
3e8f6d No.15261583
>>15261177
meleefags are laughing that there exists a character more broken than fox and almost as broken as meta knight and the people playing the game still find extreme ways to justify it lmao
bc3ae5 No.15261591
Holy shit, did "smash" make Bayonetta "fans" this fucking retarded and intolerable?
ff3554 No.15261608
>>15261591
No I think bayonetta made smash4 fans this retarded and intolerable.
5273d9 No.15261618
>>15261574
>>15261578
>>15261583
Are all meleefags this fucking retarded? Its a bait thread. Jesus Christ.
d2c4d7 No.15261620
>>15261618
I have nothing better to do.
5273d9 No.15261626
>>15261608
Oh shit they still going.
5cf3bb No.15261642
>>15261116
>Canonically most powerful Nintendo character
You're joking right?
ff3554 No.15261644
>>15261626
So fucking funny OMG LMAO BAYONETTA BUTTHURT GUISE.
5273d9 No.15261664
>>15261642
>>15261644
You guys think Bayo is broken just wait until the Dragonborn is announced for Ultimate.
0d7351 No.15261683
>>15261664
>implying they won't add Phoenix Wright
5cf3bb No.15261689
>>15261664
Oh he means in Smash, which isn't even canon
But anyways Kirby is probably going to be the strongest in Ultimate as he should
fe6ee9 No.15261691
I have always believed that everyone who plays this series is retarded and every thread about it validates that belief.
4350e3 No.15261698
>>15261691
>lol evry 1 is dum but me
02675d No.15261699
Voldemort in Sma5h, you heard it here first
5273d9 No.15261700
>>15261683
>implying they wont do a Melee HD and add Bayo
e7ff98 No.15261708
>>15261618
Sm4sh fans are so dumb that it's impossible to tell bait from their actual opinions.
71dd81 No.15261709
>>15261225
>tourneyfags are this butthurt
Get out of you mother's basement, have a shower and stop watching other people play games.
5273d9 No.15261734
>>15261709
Happens like clockwork every EVO. EVOfags turn up here to watch it. Once it is done some Anon starts a thread just to trigger them. Fuckers take the bait. Every. Fucking. Time.
8dd1f1 No.15261762
>>15261116
bayonetta isnt even really attactive. her head is weird
8dd1f1 No.15261767
>>15261691
cirno is attractive, she has bigger boobs and her face isnt weird
0d7351 No.15261785
>>15261762
>>15261767
Bayonetta isn't attractive because her legs are weird and she's covered in hair. Cirno isn't attractive because her brain is weird.
>>15261775
I want to assist Cirno and ensure Slippy's demise.
b8b591 No.15261789
>>15261132
Actually, ever since Bayo 2 Nintendo co-owns Bayo now.
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/963264814251257856
>I've got something I want to tell you all. It's about Bayonetta 3. (1/15)
>We are a developer that creates games by signing contracts with publishers and receiving funds from them in order to cover development costs. (2/15)
>For Bayonetta 1, we signed a contract with Sega and received funds from them, then we proposed a design for the game and entered production. All of the rights belong to Sega. (3/15)
>At the time, our company had only just been established, and we weren't properly equipped for multiplatform development, so after discussing with Sega, we decided to develop the game exclusively for Xbox 360. (4/15)
>However, after that, one of Sega's trading partners ended up making a port for PS3, at Sega's behest. More recently, they also decided that a Steam version should be developed, which was released last year. Sega owns the rights to all of these versions. (5/15)
>When we started making Bayonetta 2, we initially received funds from Sega to develop the game for multiple platforms, but the project was halted due to circumstances at Sega. Nintendo then stepped in to continue funding the game, allowing us to finish it. (6/15)
>As such, the rights belong to Sega and Nintendo. The rights owners decided the game should be made for Wii U. (7/15)
>Nintendo was also kind enough to fund a port of Bayo 1 for Wii U, and they even allowed us to use the Japanese voice track we created for the Wii U version in the PC version of Bayo 1 as well. (8/15)
>I am extremely thankful to Nintendo for funding the game, and to Sega for allowing them to use the Bayonetta IP. (9/15)
>As for Bayonetta 3, it was decided from the start that the game was going to be developed using Nintendo's funding. Without their help, we would not have been able to kick off this project. (10/15)
>All of the rights still belong to Sega and Nintendo. The rights owners decided that the game should be made for Switch. (11/15)
>Game development is a business. Each company has its own circumstances and strategies. Sometimes this means games get made, sometimes it means they get cancelled. (12/15)
>But I believe that every single person involved is dedicated to delivering the best possible experience. I know that, to me at least, that's one of the biggest goals when I set to work. (13/15)
>I cannot express how happy I am that we get to make Bayonetta 3, and we intend to do everything within our power to make it as good as it can be. That's all we can do, and we consider it our greatest mission. (14/15)
>It took a while for production of Bayonetta 3 to be okayed, but now that it has kicked off, I hope it will turn into a wonderful encounter for all of you. (15/15)
b8b591 No.15261790
8dd1f1 No.15261797
>>15261785
>Cirno isn't attractive because her brain is weird.
SAGE
f6973f No.15261839
>>15261789
>As such, the rights belong to Sega and Nintendo
We will never see Suda51 work with Platinum and Sega to make a Shadows of the Damned x Bayonetta crossover because of EA and Nintendo.
0d7351 No.15261872
>>15261839
Reminder that Shadows of the Damned was originally supposed to be a game about a detective, but EA thought a shooter would sell better.
021ce3 No.15261880
>>15261116
>Canonically most slutty Nintendo character is also the one with the loosest vagina
All is right in the world
f6973f No.15261890
>>15261872
I would have liked to have seen that. I playing SotD right now, and it's alright, but the shooting mechanics are ass because Suda is more interested in showing off what a quirky faggot he is than making a solid game.
b8b591 No.15261893
>>15261880
>Canonically most slutty Nintendo character is also the one with the loosest vagina
According to Kamiya, Bayo is a virgin.
34d2b9 No.15262129
>>15261116
>Bayonetta
>Nintendo character
She's owned by SEGA you retard.
>>15261583
>there exists a character more broken than fox and almost as broken as meta knight
>meleefags are too stupid to DI out of a Bayo combo
Git Gud, faggot.
>>15261893
>According to Kamiya, Bayo is a virgin
I thought it was Jeanne who's a virgin and not Bayo.
bc9530 No.15262147
Kirby is actually the canonical most powerful Nintendo Character.
296d13 No.15262184
Can someone explain what the hell is going on in smash brothers?
I was watching it on the ESA and everyone just seems to jump around all over the place then someone wins.
0ab08e No.15262197
>>15262184
you win by knocking everyone else out of the ring.
damaging your opponents does basically nothing. they can take 1000%+ damage and still fight just the same
f38ef1 No.15262219
>>15261116
>Nintendo character
everyone knows the most powerful Ninty characters are Mario and Kirby
296d13 No.15262226
>>15262197
Hmm that makes sense.
But a lot of the time when they get knocked off the edge they seem to magically jump in mid air and get back.
000000 No.15262259
>>15262147
>>15262219
Kirby can die, you know. Most of his games' game over screens just sugarcoat it by depicting him as sleeping to not upset the kiddies. It's a game for underage children and babies after all.
But in some games, he does actually die for real and a white angel spirit (wings and halo) does come out of his lifeless corpse. Meaning that if he's not truly immortal, he's also not Nintendo's most canonically powerful character either.
ae3191 No.15262278
>>15262226
All characters have access to a mid-air jump, with a select few having multiple mid-air jumps. In addition, every character has a last ditch jump attack (mapped to Up + B) that typically nets them a lot of upward or sideways mobility at the cost of preventing any further non-stick input until they either land on the stage, grab the ledge, or get hit.
293cd6 No.15262340
>>15261116
Y'all niggas posting in a bait thread.
OP is probably one of the niggers that tried to derail the "too much content" thread with bayo bait yesterday. (one of them even got the posts deleted today, lol)
bc3ae5 No.15262378
>>15262259
Literally one game where he lost all his power because of a mega curse.
If Kirby isn't the most powerful, then Galacta Knight is. Canonically a planet buster that could speed blitz muh horse stuck in a wheel and has shown to keep coming back from blowing up because of his own power after being damaged enough to be defeated or being repeatedly sealed away only to find his way out and immediately begin fighting in peak condition. Star Allies even refers to him as a crisis and his sealing away being a major point in history that a society of legendary magicians should have been rewarded for finally stopping.
c093d7 No.15263160
>>15261347
>>15261374
Would you please both go back to cuckchan?
0cd44b No.15263173
>>15263160
I was being mocking, not actually sincere. Though, I do understand your caution, seeing how obnoxious cuckchanners are at expressing themselves.
9c59ee No.15263203
>canonically strongest nintendo character
But that's not Pit
37e930 No.15263209
>>15261116
>implying she's more powerful than the golden ball of autism
1b98c5 No.15263236
>meleefags complain that the game isn't competitive
>create dlc characters in an attempt to appease the tourneyfags
>make bayonetta, the only character in the game that can reliably combo, and make the combos piss easy to pull off
>game is now pay to win
The competitive community is the one to blame for this.
0cd44b No.15263296
>>15263209
As long as sonic keeps absorbing rings, mayonetta is fucked
b8b591 No.15263312
>>15263296
Why do you even have these images.
4acade No.15263319
>>15263296
hebrew dobson get out
0cd44b No.15263320
>>15263312
Mayonetta is the best girl, that's why
35da16 No.15263333
42a900 No.15263362
>>15263349
Mudslimes worship an ancient semitic moon God without even knowing it.
d19669 No.15263367
>>15263349
By that logic then all castlevania characters are turkish because the C is a crescent moon.
42a900 No.15263376
>>15263367
It's possible. Castlevania is based on Dracula, Dracula is from Romania, Romania has a Turkish minority.
97de7f No.15263381
Except she's a toy.
And the kid playing smash bros is probably an aggressively horny neet by now.
0cd44b No.15263383
>>15263349
13th tribe of Israel :^)
9bba80 No.15263388
>>15263367
This is correct.
t. expert for study of kebaness
c093d7 No.15263416
>>15263349
>Fastest growing religion on the planet destined to take over the world
>Not powerful
d19669 No.15263422
>>15263376
Wallachia in castlevania never gets taken over by the turks.
4acade No.15263428
>>15263376
except vald tepes was all about removing ottoman kebab
97de7f No.15263438
>>15263416
>fastest growing religion
>It's nearly all babies because of angela durkle flooding europe with them to try and set up the next german take over of europe
>the only people they can manage to convert are people who are stuck with them in prision in the various euro regions
lmao
c093d7 No.15263481
>>15263438
See you in 5 years when Islam is the biggest religion in the world.
88961a No.15263844
>>15263481
>implying it already isn't
So you going to convert too?
be9e48 No.15264385
>>15263296
>1st pic
I recognize that fag, he shits on Chris-Chan but he's literally his dead ringer.
>>15263320
>2nd pic
<Wariofier Bayo
It's like she's trying to impersonate the most powerful Nintendo character
>5th pic by Saxton
A tf2fag?
be9e48 No.15264391
>>15263349
It's more frightening than Satanism that's for sure.
021ce3 No.15264685
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15263416
It also tells you to drink camels urine
414833 No.15264763
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15261116
>HEY GUYZ, STOP BULLYING THIS SHITTY SECRETARY SOCCER MOM, SHE WAS A GREAT ADD TO SMASH!!!
0cd44b No.15264828
>>15264763
How many cocks did kamiya have to suck to have her so broken?
73b93b No.15264831
>>15263481
>not Hindu
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
71dd81 No.15265583
>>15264763
>look she won a match she is completely OP and is ruining the game
Every fucking competitive community ends up with this retarded argument and its going to completely fuck with the game if he actually starts listening to these unwashed retards.
0cd44b No.15271977
Requesting bayonetta with K. Rools hand on her head with "CROCKED.COM" on the bottom left corner
0cd44b No.15272122
>>15272087
Aw he's cute, he's a little muscly teddy bear that you can stuff into your trunk and fuck.
He reminds me of Greenblatt.
5ece8d No.15273523
>>15265395
He was Bayo not Assportal
>>15271977
Those dubs demands it
96ecfd No.15273648
>>15263349
I'm pretty sure that symbol came from the Greeks, though. The Turks adopted it after they moved into the region.
4940d2 No.15278607
409516 No.15278717
>>15261116
I don't know how that can possibly be correct when Shulk is literally God (after he killed the previous God, that is).
>>15261664
Kamui is a dragon, Reflet is a dragon/dragonborn, and Lucina can be a dragonborn as well.
81a363 No.15278938
>>15265583
It's not that she's OP it's that she has no weaknesses and that she's incredibly unfun to fight and even more to watch. Meta Knight is at least a bit interesting at times and Fox has exploitable weaknesses and requires the player to be playing at peak efficiency. He's probably the character that SDs the most due to tiny mistakes because of his movement and fall speed.
Aside from the players who were already at the top most Bayo players were no names before picking her up and carried hard by her which leads to her bad reputation.
>>15263236
The game was fine before her inclusion even if it was "Neutral the game" and campy and not fun to watch. Assuming equal skill you now have to play Bayonetta and expect to win which is not fun because she's so boring to play.
655161 No.15278943
It's hilarious how much this character singlehandily ruined competitive Smash 4 to be fair it didn't have a great competitive scene to begin with, how much players will desperately try to justify it even though the writing was on the wall from the beginning, for it all to culminate into the disaster that was Smash 4 at EVO with it's fledgling 50K viewer peak. What a way for Smash 4 to go out before the release of Smash Ultimate.
5dc199 No.15278945
>>15261116
I am completely okay with this. Sakurai gets away with it because he never intended smash to be a competitive fighter. I hope he pulls another Brawl and lets the "balance" get tossed out.
d80ff7 No.15278956
Reminder that the witch hunts are over.
c4e281 No.15279099
>Bayonetta
>Nintendo character
The powerful nintendo characters are Master Chief, Kratos, Alex Kidd and Q*bert
:^)
bc3ae5 No.15279648
Unironically fine now with the idea of Simon completely fucking stomping her with his weapons and especially that Grand Cross. She has no fucking right to be here and will never be shit compared to what legends we've assembled.
She also wasn't even as ridiculously sexy as everyone says and now has a complete ugly shit tumblr hag short hair shit redesign. Dante was even robbed, though now he can never be nerfed into the fucking ground just for mouthbreathing brat secondaries to damage the name of.
992ef2 No.15280065
The presence of Kirby makes all such discussions moot. He could probably, without exaggeration, solo an entire fleet from Warhammer 40K.
For a more reasonable comparison, you'd want to look at Samus. Mewtwo is probably also out of her league if we're going by his feats in the movie.
75d92e No.15280074
kirby is stronger than bayo
cd1bba No.15280086
>>15261295
>melee
>chads
Hello reddit
988a1f No.15280095
>>15280065
>Kirby could solo an entire fleet from Warhammer 40K
Hell no. He's a few inches or centimetres tall or something small like that. He cannot swallow things that much bigger than himself so maybe he'd kill a few people with some moves before getting completely fucked up by lasguns, plasma rifles, autoguns, autopistols, bolters or whatever the personnel inside the ship he's boarding has.
603053 No.15280109
>>15280095
Never played a Kirby game, huh?
f0a57b No.15280139
>>15280086
This isn't even the worst thing they've done, when the tournaments used to be hosted on game stores they always shit on the janitors closet, when they had their events on hotels they shit in the pools, when some furfag autist lost he had his goons start a poop fight on the hotel, one smash autist with leper leg showed up to a speedrun event and nearly got shot by staff because holy shit nigger, you should be on quarantine not playing shitty videogames.
84cfb5 No.15280144
>>15280086
Do you have one where someone decides to go to a tournament with their gf/wife and then other people just stare at her and her feet? I'm not sure if it was Smash or melee
992ef2 No.15280155
>>15280109
Post the one where he karate chops through a planet.
5e4d9e No.15280158
>>15280139
What the fuck, I don't even want the source because this shit is disgusting and I believe it anyway.
44b339 No.15280161
>>15278943
>ruined competitive Smash
Smash isn't a competitive game though
cd1bba No.15280197
>>15280139
>leper
I need source. I want to believe
34bed0 No.15280202
>>15280139
I need sauce on a leper being forced out of an event
34bed0 No.15280311
>>15280197
>>15280202
After doing some digging I found these images of a smash player named Marn's leg but that isn't leprosy. In fact any of the hospitals he went to didn't know what it was, and there's no record of him being forcibly removed from a tournament just him falling unconscious and needing a hospital visit. Spoiler because it's pretty gross.
dd0541 No.15280315
>>15280155
>>15280223
I have this one from Brawl where he single handedly takes down a fucking warship.
9b63bf No.15280335
>all this muh melee vs muh Sm4sh shitflinging
>not realizing that the superior game is Brawl
Shiggy diggy, you're all fucking losers.
603053 No.15280338
>>15280315
He also became a warship in Planet Robobot.
b034c1 No.15280341
>>15280335
>Brawl
>Not the worst one
9b63bf No.15280359
>>15280341
It's the best in the entire series my dude. The problem is that all the nostalgiafags think Melee is the best because muh childhood and muh wavedash, while ignoring the bad parts of the game, and all the Sm4shniggers think their game is amazing even though it's a steaming pile of shit.
Meanwhile, Brawl is the best, because of the great roster (minus Meta Knight, of course), Subspace Emissary, the awesome multiplayer, and the level designer. Of course, the one disadvantage to Brawl is single-player. I think Melee did that one better.
7a0cf1 No.15280367
>>15280359
Subspace isn't cool any more, fam. That's the only problem with your statement.
eb5d7e No.15280377
>>15280367
>Fam
Opinion invalidated.
9b63bf No.15280393
>>15280367
It still is, to me anyways. Also, this: >>15280377
f38ef1 No.15280402
>>15280359
Melee's the best because it keeps your momentum when you jump
9b63bf No.15280415
>>15280402
Are you the momentum autist? If so, Metroid Fusion, Metroid Zero Mission and Metroid Prime are the best Metroid games, and Super Metroid sucks donkey balls tbh.
f6c2a3 No.15280425
>>15280311
I think Marn got it from that shady company he runs in like Vietnam or somewhere
f38ef1 No.15280429
>>15280415
>implying all 4 aren't good
the only issue with Fusion is linearity but it's still a decent handheld Metroid Samus Returns was a mistake
9b63bf No.15280473
>>15280429
I was trying to stir up the potential autism nest, my friend; I love the Metroid series as a whole, minus Other M.
655161 No.15283080
>>15280402
I could never figure out why Brawl and Smash 4 felt so weird to play until I realized that they got rid of momentum jumping. What the fuck were they thinking?