725de8 No.15253326
>Wario thread deleted because vols can't read past the OP and see legitimate discussion was happening
Wario thread. Talk about all things Wario. Talk about how great money and treasure is. Talk about how good his games' girls are.
725de8 No.15253348
Talk about how sweet his ride is, too.
fc8e65 No.15253500
By some divine miracle, you are put in charge of developing the next Wario Land game. No, it doesn't matter that you never worked for Nintendo, or even on a single video game in your life. You're in charge now.
Suddenly, Miyamoto comes barging into your office and starts ranting in Nipponese. You don't understand a single word he's saying, but your translator conveys that he's upset that your new Wario Land game is too much like the old ones and needs to be different, or else he'll pull all the strings he needs to get it cancelled.
Since you don't have the clout to dispute him, you have to come up with some gimmick that'll set the game apart from the previous entries. What's the best or least harmful shit you can come up with?
1cb22d No.15253506
>>15253500
I never played those games, so i just make open world Wario GTA with prostitutes and blackjack.
47f751 No.15253622
>>15253500
> Nipponese. You don't understand a single word he's saying,
ええ？ 何か？
4032a3 No.15253641
>>15253348
Does wario spend any of the money he has, or does he just steal everything?
f9d8c1 No.15254025
>>15253500
>What's the best or least harmful shit you can come up with?
City-building gimmick where where you steal money via platforming levels to build things for prospecting citizens and cuck the Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser Kingdom out of their taxes simultaneously.
Also, reminder that Ashley is trash.
9a9d52 No.15254042
>>15254025
behead those that insult loli
82feab No.15257393
>>15253500
But Miyamoto doesn't really give a shit about Wario. It's the Metroid guys who also are into gimmicky shit.
725de8 No.15257503
>>15253641
In the very first Wario Land, he paid the genie all his found money and treasures to get a castle. He's not above spending some cash to get himself something nice.
804363 No.15257526
If Wario was a girl, would you fuck her?
804363 No.15257577
>>15257537
>Superior strength
>Shortstack
>KHAZAR MILKERS
>Once you get close enough to her, you'd be her greatest treasure
I'd do it man, I'd do it.
68015c No.15257599
>>15257503
Yeah it's kind of odd though, that ending is the canon ending, but it's not actually the best ending. The best ending is that he gets his own planet. Speaking of which…
>>15253500
Alternate timeline where Wario gets his own planet at the end of Wario Land. This leads, obviously, to Super Wario Galaxy, with his planet as the home base.
Some key points:
>Movement should be very different from Mario Galaxy. While Mario gracefully flips between planets, Wario will be basically either land ungracefully on his head or just butt-stomp onto them like he's a planetfalling space marine. If the latter, butt-stomping from upper-atmospheric distances should cause MASSIVE shockwaves that feel very impactful.
>Treasure is, as always, a prime motivator. Emphasis should be put on finding secret stashes of space-loot. Also your planet starts out pretty barren, but every treasure you find gets added to your home planet; most are just shiny trinkets to look at, but a few might be intractable (EG jukebox to change the hubworld music, Warioware style microgame player, some solid-gold weights to lift, etc.)
>Planets should also be much more Wario-ish. While Mario got to explore whimsical places like floating gardens and giant beehives, Wario would probably be stealing stuff from much different locales, such as space bars, space deserts/tombs, and space gyms (possibly where he steals those gold weights from. I'm just imagining Wario fighting against a planet of RIPPED aliens whose social structure is based on how much you can bench).
>Syrup is a space pirate now. She fills a similar role to the Prankstar Comets in Galaxy, where her presence creates an additional challenge but allows you to access more treasure than normal. Stealing her ship may or may not be part of the story.
I'd play it.
>>15257526
I mean, that drawing yes, but let's be realistic, female Wario would not be that hot. Then again, strong-fat can also be hot.
725de8 No.15257627
>>15257611
Both. Dude's got quite a bit of muscle on those arms.
725de8 No.15257682
>>15257663
It wasn't my thread. I was just posting in it.
e4aa06 No.15258769
While I like all of Syrup's designs, here's a rare art design that sports her in white, red and black instead of the usual blue and yellow colors from Wario Land 1, the Brown from Wario Land 2 or the purple in Shake It!. I really like it even though it just seems to me that page has alternate colors for whatever reason.
f0f55a No.15258809
dbec10 No.15258919
>>15258886
Look at those fucking eyebrows, he probably spends half of every day shaving. Even if he was sexually attractive he probably has more ass hair than you have hair on your scalp
4fe8d1 No.15258931
>>15258809
It's surprisingly good with loads of missions and unlockables, give it a pirate to try.
dbec10 No.15259064
>>15258769
Good post, I personally prefer her Wario Land II iteration. Her purple redesign is a little overdone
7ad416 No.15259098
>>15258931
I really like it, although Wario Kard is so good I don't play any of the other minigames anymore.
937573 No.15259163
>>15253500
Add a mini game creator like D.I.Y. so it can calm down Miyamoto from making another generic pointless mini game with Wario's name slapped into it.
e66d6d No.15259570
>>15258809
Haven't played it yet, waiting for news on an emulation, but I'm offput by the presentation. I don't like the redesigns, I don't like the loss of action and complexity in the pre-game mini games, and I don't like the voice actors. I'm sure my opinion would change if I got to play it, but it seems like a huge "if" at best at current.
7ad416 No.15259600
>>15259570
I adjusted to the new voice actors pretty well. Everyone fits for the most part except Jimmy T. Also emulation might not work too well given the tilt control minigames. Not sure what you mean by "the loss of action and complexity in the pre-game mini games" do you mean the little Wario theme stages before getting to the actual characters?
e66d6d No.15259698
>>15259600
I'm more talking about what actuality happens during the cutscenes, at least visually. For example, in the Mona stage for Mega Microgame$, you get the scene with Joe clocking in, and then cutting to Mona driving through the countryside, then getting chased by the police, and then getting the moped-animals to kill cops until she gets to the gelaterio and clocks in just in time. In Gold, she talks with Joe about dresses and Wario, and that's about it. Sure, the argument can be made that the latter builds on the characterization, but I like the former better.
The former is less likely to be tampered with by translators, too
7ad416 No.15259927
>>15259698
Ah yeah, the cutscenes don't tell as much story in some cases. I can't imagine how hard (((NoA))) could have localized something like Warioware though.
82a196 No.15260608
>>15259570
>9-volt
out of everyone I think Penny got the worst redesign
a78afe No.15260644
>>15258809
Warioware gold? I almost pirated it but was unsure if its good.
fd9b79 No.15261547
>>15261530
just based on those two pictures i'd do a one night stand with wario
000000 No.15261635
>>15253326
>Wario thread deleted because vols can't read
They're illiterate niggers alright. They probably think the word "Wario" means watermelon grape juice.
9723ac No.15261643
>>15261530
>giantess
>3DPD
Anon you've just produced the chlorine gas of porn. why do so many fucking autistic sizefags post in warioware threads?
9723ac No.15261780
>>15261741
>Giantess fart 3DPD mind you
Well then that actually makes the analogy fucking terrible, since suffocating from chemical gas isn't a remotely accurate comparison to what you just posted
Also how do you know who this "person" is and what they do if you're not a sizefag?
197c21 No.15262257
>>15261804
stumbling around on encyclopedia dramatica isnt "shitposting longevity"
fd730e No.15264375
>>15258769
>Filthy gypsy
Why waifufags are shipping her with Wario? Wario deserves better.
969774 No.15264417
fd730e No.15264420
>>15264400
>mfw when macrofags can be pleased so easily
All you have to do is photoshop a transparent image next to a building and expect a fuckton of favs on deviantart. Or fucking SFM where all you have to do is use the resizer tool and a camera below the model's body.
673ae4 No.15264446
>>15264400
Macro a shit; minigirls a best.
c4d5be No.15264458
>>15264446
Pic related
>>15264420
I wonder if Macro fags are as retarded as furries with their money on submissions and such.
6fc29f No.15264464
>>15264458
I've been paid $200 to draw buildings around a piece of character art I already had, and 2 or 3 people I know have made like $2000 off a generic 3D model available to literally everyone for free with a head stuck on it and the texture changed.
The answer is yes
673ae4 No.15264474
>>15264455
Vore is for fags, and something macrophiles are more likely to be into. Cute tiny girls are for tenderly loving and caring for.
>>15264458
Nice to see someone with a good head on his shoulders.
9a9d52 No.15265896
>>15264455
you dont eat fairies you nig
206920 No.15265950
>>15265879
Holy shit, I didn't know etonlel did macro shit.
012c65 No.15265953
>>15258769
I think the page was simply just printed in red and black ink.
928ea9 No.15266003
>>15265950
I don't think he normally does, but shekels talk.
207d16 No.15266013
>>15265950
El will do what he's paid to, within a certain scrupulous boundary.
t. someone who knows El
981391 No.15266052
>>15259698
>>15259570
>left (and center)
Stylish character with an unique personality, identified by a few key elements and dolled up with plenty of small details
>right
Obvious over simplification removing part of what made the character unique to appeal to the "cute" demographic, also no tits and every woman looks the same because fuck you, it's the CURRENT YEAR + 4
Whoever was in charge of the voice acting needs to be gassed. Lulu though is surprisingly fitting.
0de588 No.15266072
>>15266052
The art stuff is no surprise to me since that happened to the Rhythm Tengoku compilation too, and honestly, it doesn't bother me a lot. Also I prefer this version's Ashley voice to the one in Touched because it's so bored-sounding and more fitting, but the Japanese voice in Touched was a cutesy girl and I want to know whether that was carried across to Japanese Warioware Gold or not. Red's voice is terrible though, and so is most of the voice cast, as expected.
Also why the hell did they bring back the microphone mini-games they were the worst part about Touched. The twisty ones are kind of annoying too.
aee4a4 No.15266113
Let's talk about the new best girl.
9a9d52 No.15266173
>>15266113
she doesnt let 9volt play video games in peace so im inclined to dislike her
a42de4 No.15266183
>>15265879
>1660
>550 starting bid
>for that
I paid $20 for something vastly superior. As they say; a fool and his money are easily parted
251009 No.15266190
>>15266173
>not wanting your new son to sleep well so he can get good grades and succeed in life so he can fuck off and live by himself and leave you alone with your gamer milf gf
981391 No.15266191
>>15266173
9volt says it's just for the minigame though
e29579 No.15266196
>>15264474
>Vore is for fags, and something macrophiles are more likely to be into.
>not feeding your waifu a steady diet of microgrills
fgt.
what is best wah land and why is it 4?
9a9d52 No.15266198
>>15266191
oh, all is well then. enjoy your milf.
a42de4 No.15266206
>>15257526
>>15257611
>chub/fat on the core
>short legs
>herculean built arms
>potentially a manlet in height
Comes off like a muscular shortstack... of which finding the proper proportions is near impossible.
Also, folks forget that Wario is a fucking savant when it comes to magic.
>all Wario's magic looks like it harms him
>it doesn't, he in fact often is completely invincible during the usage of it
>he frequently just prefers raw strength to slap shekels out of twats
1d3b23 No.15267699
>>15267681
I thought he was Venetian.
95664c No.15267772
bade99 No.15268115
>>15260608
For you
>>15266052
> Obvious over simplification removing part of what made the character unique to appeal to the "cute" demographic, also no tits and every woman looks the same because fuck you, it's the CURRENT YEAR + 4
So can we call Warioware: Gold the Calarts of Warioware?
7ad416 No.15268118
>>15268115
>So can we call Warioware: Gold the Calarts of Warioware?
I agree and fuck you.
0024d3 No.15268136
What's the consensus on Warioware Gold so far? Great, among the best, ok, etc.?
Anyone notice The Ashley Mother 3 sprites?
1d3b23 No.15268144
>>15268136
>The Ashley Mother 3 sprites?
What, is she dressed like Kumatora or something?
7ad416 No.15268171
>>15268136
Among the best for me, but could have used more actual minigames.
0de588 No.15268980
>>15268136
I didn't. But she got her own silly side game thing, is it in the gallery for that? Her "when asked to show her panties" face when you stuff up her microgames is fantastic too.
>>15268115
I hate you.
981391 No.15269512
45c79b No.15269611
>>15253326
Maybe your thread wasn't worth keeping.
0024d3 No.15270118
>>15268980
>>15268144
Yeah it's in her side game
6d5c4e No.15270719
>>15268033
hyper is objectively best fetish
dc12d8 No.15270737
>>15268033
Good ol' Boris.
aa2407 No.15270745
OH THE DREAM
THAT I HAD LAST NIGHT
0f25c5 No.15271424
>>15266190
>having a wife's son
No thanks.
a78e72 No.15271460
>>15269612
>those orange kamina sunglasses
a78e72 No.15271461
>>15271460
*black kamina sunglasses
fug
0f25c5 No.15271476
>>15271470
Despite what you may think, traps are gay.
a78e72 No.15271479
>>15271470
>draw girl with flat chest
>add dick
why are traps such a meme fetish
a78e72 No.15271507
>>15271486
>traps are only 2D
get out while you still have your ocular virginity
a78e72 No.15271534
>>15271518
>girls pretending to crossdressing fags
I was going to reply with something like Linetrap, but goddamn. What the fuck, how does that work.
db7305 No.15272384
>>15258809
Only played Touched before this, here is my impression: WarioWare Gold is nice but not brilliant. It's not a launch title and it reuses old micro-games from the GBA and so on, and Nintendo wants that games are playable on the 2DS as well, so it's not surprising that the challenges don't use stereoscopic effects (and with the quick changes between polygons and 2D it would probably be vomit-inducing), but it's absolutely nowhere else either, neither in the story sequences (animated like cheap flash stuff, Wario's voice is great though) nor can it be used when ogling unlockable flimflam. Some of the challenges use motion controls, and I normally don't like that, but I have to say it's pretty precise here.
As usual, each micro-game you encounter you can then also practice. When practicing a micro-game the score has three digits. I noticed that a few of these games are really easy even as they get super-fast. So, being autistic, I played one of these until reaching 999 (the one with Mario washing away dirt). What happens then? Nothing. It just goes on until you lose on purpose. I'd rather have it just go to 99 and then the screen exploding or something. Each micro-game usually has a few variations (three or more), and cycles through them getting faster and faster. It's a pity that each of the boss challenges seems to have only about three variations. They could have easily increased the difficulty without putting in much extra work just by occasionally doing a mirrored or upside-down variation of a challenge (e. g. what makes it so easy to get 999 with the motion-controlled washing challenge is that you always face right).
There is a ton of stuff to unlock: mini-games, songs, alarm clocks that force you to play a game to turn the alarm off… It's nice. I need to play it some more to say whether it's a 7/10 or perhaps even 8/10 (micro-games aside, I haven't unlocked most things yet, ahem). But to be brilliant, it would need to have an insane attention to detail that it just doesn't have (like actually closely emulating the physics of old games it just uses some graphics and sound effects from to hit you right in the nostalgia).
>>15259570
Characters definitely looked better in Touched.
825395 No.15272425
GET FUCKED TRASHELY BEST GIRL CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
866c29 No.15272553
>>15272425
neither of them are fit for smash
1be35f No.15272561
>>15272553
this
only acceptable choice would have been Captain Syrup
67c309 No.15272564
>>15272425
>Ashley gets Assist Trophy
>Mona gets absolutely nothing
>T-TRASHLEY FAGS BTFO
This is just sad
66da6b No.15272649
>>15272425
Ashley was already confirmed for my cock smash
83091a No.15273095
>>15272564
I just hope that Krystal will be bumped up from an assist trophy one day
725de8 No.15273273
>>15272561
>sakurai
>acknowledging the existence of Wario Land
That's like expecting him to acknowledge Ganondorf didn't learn all his moves from Captain Falcon.
0de588 No.15274427
>>15272564
That moaner is sad. Also Ashley's already in Smash with mods.
bade99 No.15278448
Might as well post the remaining comparisons, since the thread is dying otherwise.
7ad416 No.15278472
7ad416 No.15278503
>>15278497
>Kat and Ana are noticeably chubbier
>whole stage revolves around eating a lot of food
Someone at Nintendo has a fetish.
1d3b23 No.15278514
>>15278509
>her eye color changed and she no longer wears makeup
Something's wrong here.
e4aa06 No.15279029
>>15278518
>getting rid of her black leggings
first thing I noticed about her new design, how awful.
eb3cbb No.15279051
i think in the next mario and luigi rpg, wario should appear as a black market merchant who only trades in rare coins/gems kind of like the frog coins in mario rpg. then if you totally buy out all his merchandise he runs off to some mysterious ruins that you found early on in the game but never could figure out how to open, opens the gate and thats a bonus hardmode dungeon where you play as wario and waluigi in safari gear and defeat the secret boss.
when you beat that you can go in as mario and luigi, of course the wario bros ransacked the place so theres not much treasure left but there was a vault thats completely invisible to jews that the mario bros can open with overpowered gear and lewd magazines.
mark can still see the vault and access it because the game cant tell if a jew is playing and youre playing from the perspective of mario and luigi anyways so for the sake of immersion it doesnt change for irl merchant kin.
4d21bb No.15279071
>>15266113
That's not 13-Amp
8490ba No.15279151
>>15268115
I love Penny's voice, but I hate her new design. She looked better with brown eyes. She's still the best girl though.
7bd4ce No.15281247
>>15272384
>it's a 7/10 or perhaps even 8/10
Me again. Played it some more (still haven't unlocked everything), definitely 8/10. Some of the things you unlock are kinda eh (I can't imagine anybody being excited when they receive their third clock thing), but some are pretty nice.
It's not a 9 because for that the micro-games would have needed more fine-tuning and content each, so it would be fun to go to the index and play the same micro-game several times in a row. I would have even preferred to only have half the number, but more quality. (For instance, in one of them you control a toy car with one button and there is no variety in track layout, it just gets faster each time.) As it is, even a five-year old would only use the index to figure out some things (like the one about pouring water through pipes with bizarro physics) and perhaps get the target score to obtain gold for unlocking stuff (which is so easy I get that almost always on first or second try, and I don't have good reflexes; the target score requirement is understandably that low because it soon gets tedious).
Playing a series of these micro-games is of course a different thing. When playing, I didn't like two things: 1. There wasn't a series where you play all games of the same control type; and 2. when playing a mix of control types, you got told before the start of each micro-game which control type it got, which goes against the suprise-motherfucker philosophy of WarioWare. But after finishing the "story" you do unlock modes that have exactly that. And there are more modes adding twists to playing the micro-games, so it really got replayability out of the ass.
ee1351 No.15281264
>>15266206
what is that image from?
bcbd97 No.15281332
>>15281264
Some guy named jackalis3d made it
5d9d37 No.15281397
>>15281264
Yeah i made it :D ( Jackallis3D )
check my Newgrounds if u want to see more Cool stuff incoming
7cbd73 No.15282351
>>15281397
Post demon ass if true
eedd5a No.15282385
82feab No.15283390
>>15279071
Is 18 Volt some fucking idiot who keeps repeating his school year?
>>15281397
>Newgrounds
Fuck them
82feab No.15283414
>>15278565
>Mike looks so unhappy after his lazy redesign
56b1f9 No.15284747
>>15253500
A gory brawler with X-ray effects where Wario and black-hair Dante beat up photo-realistic toddlers to get cash from the tooth-fairy. For the soundtrack, the rapper infinite and Yuzo Koshiro team up for a unique take on patriotic German music from the 1930s.
d715c9 No.15285569
>>15281397
>:D
>jewgrounds
>gay demon shit + cowtits
more like jackass3D, get back to jewgrounds and stay there for a very long time
d715c9 No.15285600
>>15284747
>You gave me 10 seconds.
Anyone remember that screencap?
046c84 No.15285787
>>15279071
>duck lips
No way fag.
4d21bb No.15286018
>>15285787
>All big lips are duck lips
Are you retarded
d715c9 No.15286120
>>15286018
What else could they be, niggerlips?
4d21bb No.15286180
>>15286120
>All big lips are niggerlips
Just stop anon
82feab No.15286825
>>15285569
>jackass3D
That film was fun, why would you use it on that edgy fag?
7b95a3 No.15298706
>>15268115
Why does this ALWAYS fucking happen?
63193e No.15298711
So i finally got around playing warioware good, was bretty good/10.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS 5-VOLT?
cd30cb No.15298719
>>15253326
Seriously. The mods are too trigger happy with their deletions and anchorings. They judge everything solely based on the content of the OP regardless if the people below are actually having fun or discussing an interesting topic.
Anyway, what are the chances of us seeing another Wario character in Smash as playable? And by that I mean WarioWare or Wario Land. Are they popular enough in Japan to warrant another character addition from said series? Does Captain Syrup or Mona have a chance even as assist trophies?
c27fac No.15298728
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>>15283390
18 volt is a mulatto because 9 volts mother couldn't resist the BBC and cucked her husband
1d1e1f No.15298729
>>15257526
I'd fuck anything if its a woman so long as the bitches are not fat and free of body hair.
>>15259698
I can't say I like this. The original coat looked like some kind of fancy mink coat. Now it looks like a generic lab coat. The loss of the helmet goggle combo, , pronounced blue eyes, the lovely rack, belt and midriff is also fucking shame, along with the loss of detail on the boots. At the very least they could've kept her helmet and belt and given her some racing gloves.
1d1e1f No.15298732
>>15298728
Why did you save those uncle /pol/? Its like you fags actually like this shit now along with communism.
d81e14 No.15298740
>>15272649
people should make an Ashley mod for smash, tbh.
cd30cb No.15298741
>>15268115
>>15278497
>>15259570
Fucking California influence ruining japanese shit again.
7b95a3 No.15298749
>>15298732
You realize there are (unfortunately) genuine nigger fetishists in this board?
63193e No.15298752
>>15268115
I honestly like crygor's little girl more now, she looks better, and i liked her dub.
1d1e1f No.15298763
>>15268115
It just donned on me that her shitty new design has a sort of Mii-esque face. Hell most of them do. The second design was the best choice overall.
d81e14 No.15298895
>>15298749
>genuine nigger fetishists
i wonder how many of those are only in it for the dark skin. Like, they'd prefer "white" face structure and behavior, just with dark/black skin, but that combination doesn't exist IRL.
c5248a No.15313076
bd86aa No.15313143
Wario Land > Virtual Boy Wario Land > Wario Land 2 > Wario Land 3 > Wario Land 4
And that's all the Wario worth talking about. Always found it fascinating how this series managed to get worse and worse with every install ment.
12457c No.15313192
>>15259698
>breast reduction
what is nintendo planning to do with all the tits theyre stealing?
b59c31 No.15316186
>>15313143
>Always found it fascinating how this series managed to get worse and worse with every install ment
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread, this is Wario not Metroid.
bd86aa No.15316377
>>15316186
Nope, it's definitely a Wario thread. Metroid peaked at the third game, Wario started strong and got worse over time.
ae78c4 No.15325174
>>15313192
They're transplanting them into the asses of their new brown women
981391 No.15329272
>>15279071
>Whigger
>duck lips
Is she Tanya's relative perchance
>>15285787
He's a nigger, that's why he's into rapping
8490ba No.15329672
>>15285787
>Not wanting a girl with DSLs
77d746 No.15330290
>>15266113
I want to cuck her husband, then off him, marry her, and throw some 9-volt batteries into a bathtub with 9-volt, himself, in it then have better children of our own to carry on my bloodline (they will not be allowed to waste their childhoods on video games at all).
e4aa06 No.15330988
>>15282385
touche
>>15329672
Peach still has the best DSLs in the Mushroom Kingdom
8490ba No.15331310
>>15330988
Impossible, Wendy's DSLs make up 40% of her face. They are nice though.
06967a No.15331349
Someone post the Wario and Waluigi RPG mockup pictures. I want to be mad about the fact that it will never really exist.
769256 No.15331427
Those redesigns look terrible almost all across the board. I suppose Wario's and Penny's is fine since his features seem to be more pronounced with it, but for literally everyone else, the older designs looked better, especially the taxi dog and cat, Mona, Ashley, the Alien, and Crygor.
54bba5 No.15331441
>>15330290
> 9-volt batteries into a bathtub with 9-volt