5d282f No.15249254
>Titan quest
>Apotheon
Tell me about hellenic games, and by Hellenic I mean games that are either set in greece or greek mythology.
371b35 No.15249263
bac396 No.15249265
hercules on the ps1, looks nice at normal 240p on a CRT, picture doesn't do it justice. Clean visuals based on the movie.
0d83dd No.15249266
That Hercule disney tie-in for PS1
5d282f No.15249275
>>15249263
you know I always wanted to try that series but never actually bothered getting any of them, you know if the GoW collection on vita is any good?
371b35 No.15249288
>>15249275
They are not very good and the combat is shallow as hell, but if you just want to get off to Greek myth then the 3 first games are alright
4dfc2e No.15249321
>>15249265
please tell me, how do you break the motherfucking heads of the training dummies I've been looking for the answer for years, I swear to fuck I saw somebody do it when I was little
08d2eb No.15249323
>>15249265
I'll grab my
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
for you danny.
5fc50d No.15249420
>nobody has mentioned Age of Mythology
Swine, all of you.
e052df No.15249440
>>15249420
I thought that would have been one of the first one's listed, too.
EISVOLI!
480fd6 No.15249444
Try zues and poseidon OP.
53a664 No.15249478
>>15249265
herc's adventures too
e801f1 No.15249609
>>15249254
There was that Argonauts arpg.
e00c79 No.15249641
>>15249440
that game was underrated. I remember multiplayer dwarf football very well.
d3467d No.15249690
>>15249254
There are no games with high thiccness that are not gory tragedy festivals.
e052df No.15249723
>>15249641
The only other person I knew who played it was my friend who had the shitty Gameboy port of it. Although, it seems that all the games that I really like are only played by me in my area of the States.
5d282f No.15251138
>>15249690
>high thiccness that are not gory tragedy festivals.
Isn't that most greek legends anyway?
d0c6d4 No.15251192
>>15249478
Jason's a nigger, so no.
54f31e No.15251263
>>15249254
>I mean games that are either set in greece or greek mythology.
There's that new AssCreed game, but we all know it's going to be shit, which is a fucking crime because letting you have your own ship and sail around the Aegean Sea, fighting mythological creatures, raiding and battling with your band of bros sounds pretty neat.
e6cfdf No.15251283
The Glory of Heracles series.
7958b6 No.15251285
>>15251138
classic greek play is allegory of life, everybody suffers and dies in the end
5d282f No.15251286
>>15251263
even if its good I am not giving ubisoft a single cent. fucking liars.
7958b6 No.15251291
>>15251286
they probably don't care, being government subsidised and everything
54f31e No.15251293
>>15251286
It's not going to be good. None of the AssCreed games are good. Origins seemed to have the right idea, in that they decided to finally give up trying to fix the combat and copied Souls games, but it's still easy as shit, the world is uninteresting and the story is so Jewish it would make a rabbi jealous.
>>15251291
I wish Russia would annex Canada and put the whole population into gulags.
263b57 No.15253543
>>15249254
>still no Odysseus simulator
8a6405 No.15253577
Dragon's Dogma sort of counts.
5d282f No.15253610
>>15253577
You know now that you mention it a lot of the monsters in DD is from greek mythos, most notably the hydra.
Not related to anything but I was gonna say the medusa was in the game but then I wasn't sure if that was real. I looked it up and found out there is a ios game called dragons dogma quest that has a medusa in it though.
I didn't even know they made an ios dragons dogma game.
5d282f No.15253657
That reminds me, medusa is greek.
Post snek.
480fd6 No.15253669
>>15253657
There is a character art thread on /tg/ you can check out.
6a0325 No.15253710
>>15253695
>that one doujin where pitt dicks the snake and then they sacrifice themselves for some reason and then reincarnate as mortals and are living happily married
47e6ee No.15253771
>>15251283
Got to admit I find it a bit amusing that the series has seen such interest from people over the years that ever entry is now in English (despite us only ever getting the fifth game natively), while fellow Data-East JRPG Metal Max has only seen one finished translation. Also have to wonder if poor western reception of the fifth game killed NoJ's interest in funding more, considering it's been a decade now since GoH V. Granted, I'm not sure as to how it was received natively (and bad sales in Japan hasn't necessarily stopped exports of things to other languages).
7334dc No.15253806
>The term Hellenistic is a modern invention; the Hellenistic World not only included a huge area covering the whole of the Aegean, rather than the Classical Greece focused on the Poleis of Athens and Sparta, but also a huge time range. In artistic terms this means that there is huge variety which is often put under the heading of "Hellenistic Art" for convenience.
>Hellenistic art saw a turn from the idealistic, perfected, calm and composed figures of classical Greek art to a style dominated by realism and the depiction of emotion (pathos) and character (ethos). The motif of deceptively realistic naturalism in art (aletheia) is reflected in stories such as that of the painter Zeuxis, who was said to have painted grapes that seemed so real that birds came and pecked at them.[138] The female nude also became more popular as epitomized by the Aphrodite of Cnidos of Praxiteles and art in general became more erotic (e.g., Leda and the Swan and Scopa's Pothos). The dominant ideals of Hellenistic art were those of sensuality and passion.[139]
>According to the Naturalis Historia of Pliny the Elder, Zeuxis and his contemporary Parrhasius (of Ephesus and later Athens) staged a contest to determine the greater artist. When Zeuxis unveiled his painting of grapes, they appeared so real that birds flew down to peck at them. But when Parrhasius, whose painting was concealed behind a curtain, asked Zeuxis to pull aside that curtain, the curtain itself turned out to be a painted illusion. Parrhasius won, and Zeuxis said, "I have deceived the birds, but Parrhasius has deceived Zeuxis." This story was commonly referred to in 18th- and 19th-century art theory to promote spatial illusion in painting. A similar anecdote says that Zeuxis once drew a boy holding grapes, and when birds, once again, tried to peck them, he was extremely displeased, stating that he must have painted the boy with less skill, since the birds would have feared to approach otherwise.
heh
295ab9 No.15253845
>>15253543
>still no jason and the argonauts/clash of the titans game with the aesthetic of a Ray Harryhausen film.
47e6ee No.15253897
>>15253806
Shame what's become of art, really.
6045fb No.15253913
>>15253897
>It's not trash it's deluxe trash
and they still belong in the same place.
2a3f66 No.15254020
Saging my question for not vidya, but in had a question about the Greeks and now seems like the right place to do it. Did they believe that if you have a shit lot in life that you can't and shouldn't try to change things? I read Aesops Fables recently and that seemed to be the message in many of the stories.
65a16b No.15254515
>>15253771
I honestly think that if both series were given a decent translation and released recently they would have a larger following. As it stands both will have a niche following, but Metal Max will have the dishonor of having a NISA localization.
90bfc4 No.15254559
>>15253897
the cleaning lady actually made some art.
47e6ee No.15254661
>>15254515
True. But both have only ever seen one official release in English as of yet (Metal Max Xeno getting what is most likely a buggy rewrite coming soon), but it becomes an odd question of why Glory of Heracles garnered so much more attention, especially when we at least got Metal Saga about four years prior (2006) to GoH V in 2010. I mean, has the Japanese take on western mythology simply more interesting to the fan-translation community out here, or is Metal Max more complicated as a series to try to work with or something?
479335 No.15255131
>>15253543
>still no trojan war game where you get to play badasses like Diomedes
>still no game where you go through Heracles' 12 labours(especially the one where he cleans horseshit by rerouting rivers)
d2a404 No.15255237
>>15253543
but pirate games exist in plenty
f7f6ce No.15255273
>>15249321
Well anon, I think you imagined it. I own the game and hitting them destroys the sack, that's it. The head is not interactable.
Sorry anon, you've cracked your gourd.
16b650 No.15255484
There is this turn based game called Hellenica funny enough. It's not as good as tactics ogre or FFT but it has some challenges which are really hard to meet. Also the character portraits are the tumblr attempts at anime and they talk a lot.
e7418d No.15255487
Does the Byzantine empire count?
5d282f No.15255875
>>15255487
Constantinople is greek so yes it does count.
>>15255484
>hellenica
Shit that name is taken. I was thinking up this whole greek setting and I was gonna call it hellenica.
2f5b5b No.15256043
>tfw I miss those GoW Greek babes
It hurts bros.
e56859 No.15256126
>>15256043
There isn't enough Ancient Greek lewd stuff.
Modern art, I mean.
373dfc No.15256923
>>15253845
If a game with Fleischer style hand drawn animation came out, maybe your dream is not so impossible after all.
f4ce31 No.15263111
>>15249254
You can play as Greece in Rome Total War
There's even an Alexander expansion that nobody ever plays
ce5791 No.15265179
Hegemony series and Europa Universalis: Rome
5d282f No.15267661
>>15265179
I wish I knew how to play grand strategy.
One day ill figure out how to make an army.
1e069d No.15267700
>>15255273
STOP LYING TO ME I KNOW I SAW IT I FUCKING KNOW IT I MUST'VE CHANGED UNIVERSE SINCE THEN I'M FUCKING SURE I SAW IT
edaebc No.15267713
there's that one dynasty warriors game set in the trojan war for the piss3
e7418d No.15267910
>>15255875
I want a Byzantine game where you kick Slavic and Islamic ass.
c0b08d No.15267966
>>15263111
This. Trips confirm. Most of the fagwagons ITT can't distinguish hellenic, golden age and hellenistic
16c637 No.15268964
Pretty sure most of the big/really good ones like AoM and Zeus have been mentioned. There's this one game called Ancient Wars: Sparta but it was a pretty mediocre RTS. I remember the skirmish AI being completely braindead and never expanding even when it ran out of resources where it spawned.
Is Apotheon any good?
>>15255487
I guess. The Byzantines were pretty proud about being roman though. I'm no historian so I don't know if they considered themselves greek or roman first and foremost.
>>15267713
That reminds me of Spartan: Total Warrior. Not an amazing game but it did the job if you wanted pure dumb fun. The weapons were quite fun to use. Ares cheering you on was pretty entertaining as well.
THAT'S
IT
BOY
05a2f6 No.15268987
>>15249263
>God of War
Why play the ripoff if you can play the original?
bce44d No.15268995
>>15249641
>dwarf football
Uh, are you thinking of Myth? I can't see how you'd play "dwarf football" in AoM.
50171a No.15269025
>>15255131
no fighting game where you control champions of Grease and Troy as they battle to the death, complete with a story mode that takes you threw the full Iliad
complete with Achilles being a broken pice of shit speedster
286d58 No.15269204
>>15268964
Byzantium started Roman but as the years passed by it became almost exclusively Greek
824bb8 No.15269264
Dark souls 1 setting is inspired by epic greek odyssey.
89f747 No.15269284
>nobody posted bootleg God of War yet
029a6f No.15269339
Zeus master of Olympus and Poseidon.
5f522b No.15269364
>>15256043
Don't worry anon, you can play a female Spartan who can be a lesbian in AssCreed Odyssey where they barely hide the fact it's no longer historical in both story and game design, and went full Witcher-RPG retardation.
72db96 No.15269407
Europa Universalis: Rome
Imperium Universalis mod for EU4
TW: Rome
TW M2: Europa Barborum 2 mod
13ce95 No.15269414
>>15269364
She’s actually an Athenian only the male character is a spartan. So it’s a little better but still immensely retarded.
3e22b3 No.15269431
>>15267826
You're a big unit
5f522b No.15269505
>>15269414
hahaha, nope, she's Spartan, Granddaughter of King Leonidas. The story in that game is gonna be a clusterfuck and a big fuck you to history because the female protag is gonna be the one canon. Female Empowerment Yes!
02b666 No.15269521
How would you make a hellenic-themed, first person dungeon crawler
89f747 No.15269526
>>15269521
It exists.
It's shit.
It's called Depths of Fear :: Knossos.
02b666 No.15269552
>>15269526
You would make a shit game?
12a806 No.15269676
>>15249254
I wanna come inside Aphrodite.
d4de79 No.15269706
>>15249321
Couldn't it just be a different version of the game? Most people are acquainted with the PS1 after all.
08e3de No.15269781
>>15268964
>>15269204
They were a whole lot of things. Primarily Greeks identifying as Romans though. There were a few holdout islands into the 20th century where the population still called themselves Ρωμαίοι.
28e1b3 No.15269848
>>15255131
Koei had a warriors game set in Troy
5d282f No.15269868
>>15267713
>dynasty warriors
>trojan war
shit man why did no one tell me about this? that actually sounds pretty sick.
5451c2 No.15269884
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15267826
>>15267914
>>15269431
AOM truly needs a mod which explores the Ogdoad of Kek and Kaukek.
5d282f No.15269890
>>15268964
>Is Apotheon any good?
I played it and thought it was pretty great, I highly recommend playing it.
>>15269414
wouldn't that make less sense though? I mean the Athenians didn't let their women do anything but the Spartan women had all the money and had the right to divorce their men. Then again neither city state allowed women to fight as far as I know so eh.
>>15269676
You and every other man in the western world for the past 2000 years.
ded209 No.15269892
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5d282f No.15270538
>>15269892
what is the oufit she has called anyway? its like a toga but it covers both titties.
68a3ef No.15270760
>>15269025
>Grease and Troy
>the legendary battle of Achilles and Danny Zuko
6381f0 No.15270809
>>15249321
Use the charged hits
50171a No.15271384
>>15270760
well hector and danny zuko holy shit that was his fucking name??
5d282f No.15273020
>>15270843
there is a new Aphrodite?
3922d2 No.15273307
I love this game to death and more people should play it
e7418d No.15273350
>>15269781
Greeks still living in Anatolia/Constantinople or their descendants who live in Greece now still call themselves Ρωμαίοι or Μικρά Ἀσία Rûm.
83d2c3 No.15273953
Curse of Issyos by Locomalito
fb0d7e No.15274555
>>15251263
>>15253845
>>15269284
Years ago I remember being excited for this fucking Argonauts game, then come to find out they made Hephaestus and Athena niggers.
88f041 No.15274563
>>15269884
age of mythology doesnt deserve your reddit cancer
5d282f No.15281169
7ea878 No.15282401
>>15270538
If I had to describe it, I'd call it an open-chested halter top.
9c24c1 No.15283074
>>15253657
What are some game where she is present and can actually petrify the player character?
6ffb8f No.15283124
>>15274563
>Everything I Don't Like Started On Reddit: The Post
5d282f No.15284796
>>15283074
Dragons crown. Unfortunately she is only a boss at the end of one level.
47e6ee No.15284798
>>15283074
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.
ceee4b No.15284826
f1f9e4 No.15284899
>>15254020
It was more along the lines of "make do with what the gods have given you" and that you shouldn't get cocky and think you can change or surpass your nature, which is something considered a grave offense to the gods.
a9b9a4 No.15284941
>>15283074
God of War
Castle Crashers
ab5a97 No.15285217
>>15269364
No one cares about the series anymore since long ago.
c47adb No.15287669
Honestly? I sorta feel jealous of the ancient greeks. Like, as long as you weren't a slave, life was pretty decent by ancient world standards. Sure you didnt live long, but hey, you had your head filled to the brim with all those neato legends and myths about the gods, so the concept of death wasnt so bad.
I dunno. Ignorance seems pretty attractive to me at this point. Shame that Abrahamic religions+Rome had to come in and fuck everything up.
16c637 No.15289622
>>15271384
John Travolta
>>15287669
I feel the same way. Life was harsher, but the world must have seemed like a much more fanciful place. Plus all the city-states were pretty varied so even though traversing great distances took longer you didn't need to go far to experience different customs and ways of life. And for those greeks who left the Balkans to colonize other places it must've been a great adventure, regardless of how it ended.
Anyway I came in to mention 0 A.D. since it has a few hellenic factions in it. It's not a finished game but it is free so it's worth a look for any greekaboos.
57bc2d No.15291166
>>15282315
Fuck, I remember playing this as a kid. I really didn't understand the mechanics, but I loved building up my city and raising an army.
d7be25 No.15291223
>>15287669
It also had notoriously shit cuisine that revolved around lentils (3 or so staples) and cheese, very rarely fish and even more rarely other meat. That was the best case scenario. Some cities like Spartans got shat on by contemporaries for having shit food, so let your imagination go wild when someone who eats 3 lentils and olive oil daily shits on that cuisine. Fighting in those times was frightening because the moment you got hit with a spear you'd die of infection guaranteed, that is if you didn't get hit with a blunt weapon and die due to internal hemorrhage resulting from major bone fracture. Of course if you hadn't died on the way due to starvation or elements before that. You were limited in interaction to people in your immediate surroundings (so 100-200 tops maybe unless you lived in major city), so if they for any reason thought you were weird you'd die childless and friendless. You had IRL larpers like Pythagoras or Plato preaching their strange cults and taking them very seriously, so if you wanted an education (and could pay) you'd have to endure bronies: ancient greek edition. Lastly you could get randomly enslaved and see your entire family murdered in front of you by roaming berbers, turkic tribes or other greek pirates just because.
00d2c8 No.15293031
>>15273307
I was just about to post it, good job.
d0e429 No.15293495
To mention some oldies, both "Gods" and "Altered Beast" were set in Ancient Greece.
480fd6 No.15303386
>>15282315
You wouldn't happen to have a magnet link would you. I used to use IGG, but I don't trust them anymore.
6f6eb3 No.15303958
>>15291223
>Fighting in those times was frightening because the moment you got hit with a spear you'd die of infection guaranteed
If they had alcohol they could cure infections.
Or are you one of those niggers that thinks hygiene is a relatively new thing?
Because even bumfuck barbarians knew to wash and clean themselves with soap.
>that is if you didn't get hit with a blunt weapon and die due to internal hemorrhage resulting from major bone fracture.
It's rare to get internal haemorrhaging from a few whacks, it takes some abuse or bad luck to be served a death sentence by a beating.
e57cd6 No.15303971
>>15253657
Ekhidna is better
7dcb0a No.15304027
>>15249254
While not hellenic, you might enjoy Age of Decadence. It ought to be close enough.
>>15253543
>>15255131
>>15253845
I can't even count the amount of times i've dreamed of such games. An Odysseus game in particular.
480fd6 No.15314991
>>15314595
There isn't enough art of gorgons, especially medusas.
05b193 No.15315168
>>15314595
I thought Gorgons were supposed to be ugly. She's kind of cute.
3564bb No.15315187
>>15315168
gorgons in general are beautiful but then one and only one slept with Poseidon and was cursed to be so ugly that anybody who looked at even an imprint of her face would turn to stone
5d282f No.15317182
>>15315187
I thought it was aphrodite cursing the medusa sisters that made people into stone? or did both of these gods do this? What's the difference between a gorgon and a medusa?
54f31e No.15317198
>>15291223
>Fighting in those times was frightening because the moment you got hit with a spear you'd die of infection guaranteed
Romans and Greeks were fully aware of infections and wound treatment (using honey to cover the wound and vinegar or wine with a high alcohol percentage to clean it) and were doing pretty incredible surgeries (ranging from cancer removal to trapanation).
>if you didn't get hit with a blunt weapon and die due to internal hemorrhage resulting from major bone fracture
As mentioned above, they knew about brain swelling and were perfectly capable of treating such wounds.
>Of course if you hadn't died on the way due to starvation or elements before that
Starvation was very rare in Greek cities.
>You were limited in interaction to people in your immediate surroundings (so 100-200 tops maybe unless you lived in major city)
Sparta, at one point, had a population of 5000 citizens, Athens was even bigger, with the number hitting 10,000, or even higher.
>You had IRL larpers like Pythagoras or Plato preaching their strange cults and taking them very seriously, so if you wanted an education (and could pay) you'd have to endure bronies: ancient greek edition
You clearly have no understanding of ancient philosophers. These were the guys that predicted the existence of the atom, calculated the circumference of the Earth, knew the Earth was round, etc.
Go be a nigger someplace else.
5d9a21 No.15317226
>>15317182
Gorgon = Stheno, Euryale & Medusa, who are sisters.
According to some legends Medusa was raped by Poseidon in a temple of Athena, so Athena cursed them. The Greek gods were dicks like that.
fb1885 No.15317228
>>15317198
In relation to 'only' being able to interact with 100-200 people, it's easy to forget Dunbar's number applies to humans. You may scoff at these ancient people, given how connected we are in the contemporary world, but ask yourself: Do you have more than a handful of real, meaningful connections with anyone? You don't need to be able to talk to the entire earth to be content with the people around you.
402a11 No.15317256
>>15317198
>Sparta, at one point, had a population of 5000 citizens, Athens was even bigger, with the number hitting 10,000, or even higher.
And that was just the citizens, there would be far, far more freeman and slaves in addition.
54f31e No.15317447
>>15317256
>there would be far, far more freeman and slaves in addition
Yeah, but in the context of the discussion you wouldn't really be interacting with slaves and helots in any meaningful way. Your circle of family, friends and acquaintances would be limited to your fellow citizens, and that number would continue to steadily decline as time went on, until there were less than a 1000 of them in Sparta.
I'd honestly rather be a Roman aristocrat than a Greek. Not only could you be vastly more wealthy, but you'd be surrounded by far less prancing faggots and narcissists.
402a11 No.15317590
>>15317447
You would be interacting with Freeman though, since they would be the operators of every business.
480fd6 No.15319903
>>15317226
It's even better. Athena cursed medusa because athena was a virgin, and jealous medusa go raped.
c0512e No.15324511
While i'd love more Greek games, since it and all historical settings are underused, it, Roman stuff, and Feudal japan are probably the most common historical settings in vidya.
I wish other civilizations and time periods got as much as they did, as while modern Middle Eastern, Central American, South American, and South/Southeeast asian countries have degenerated into shittholes for one reason or another, historically they had just as much complex civilization with philosophy, poetry, rad sculptress and art, and AESTHETIC cities as Mediterranean and East Asian civilizations did. In general I just think it's a shame you have 4 regions each with as much history and cool shit as greece/rome and japan/china and they rarely get used in vidya, moviees, comics, ettc. And as much as SJW's like to claim they want diversity and representation all they actually care about is lazily shoving in minorities into stuff without actually doing the work to make entirely different stories and games from those cultures.
Aztec architecture in particular is basically a super cool blend of roman, egyptian/mesopotamiian, Venice, but with as much gardens and parks as canals (pretty much all core Aztec cities that belonged to theiir culture (the Nahua) were built around a giant lake basin and were half built on the shores or on islands), and what you'd expect it looks like, pic related. Their history is also super cool and shit too, and their mythology is outright some of thee most batshit but also interesting stuff around.
>>15251263
>>15251286
>>15251291
>>15251293
As meh as the asscreed's gaeplay is, I have respect for the series for it consistently using underused settings that otherwise rarely show up in big budget games. I more or less just treat it as a generic gameplay template to feature cool settings with.
Also while they usually sneak 1 or 2 SJW things in generally speaking their recreations of cities and the culturees the games are set in are outright some of the most accurate in fiction period (though they almost always fuck up the personalities and such of actual historical figures)
>>15253695
>>15253710
Is it possible to emulate this and use a normal controller and tie the touch screen to the riight stick, like hacks that allow you to do thatt with SM64DS? I've wanted to play this but I get hand cramps with normal vidya, and i've heard that the controls are horrendously uncomfortable on 3ds for it.
5d282f No.15329271
>>15324511
Hello meso american anon, still hoping for that central american role playing game i assume? Seriously though I am fairly you're the same person who always posts about aztec and mayan stuff. Not that i mind, quite the opposite in fact, these pictures are great.
c0512e No.15337124
>>15329271
Yes that's me but to be clear, I'm less shilling for Mesooamerican stuff there, and more just shilling foor more ancientt civilizations and historical political states in general: Bee it Mesoamerican ones, Andean ones, Buddhist kingdoms iin southeast asia, India, Mesopotamian city-state's and persian empires and middle eastern caliphates, etc.
I think it's such a waste and such a shame that there are all these cool places that have as much potential as ancient greece or fuedal japan and could be just as interesting to people and could just as much influence and inspire games and movies, etc, but nobody gives a shit: People are missing out.
b98595 No.15337240
>>15253695
If pit's greek than why isn't he naked all the time?
90bfc4 No.15337267
>>15324511
china at one point could have been the largest sea empire on earth at one point but for some reason they never bothered.
5ead9a No.15337275
>>15337267
Thats pretty impressive. Why didn't euro ships get that big? Practicality? Or was an an engineering thing?
cfb9a9 No.15337277
>>15337267
I dont think big boats > more boats
90bfc4 No.15337302
>>15324511
>the last image with the blood trail going down the pyramid steps.
they were idiots and killed half their population over religious crap.
>>15337277
Big boats mean you can travel faster than little boats and bring more supplies and people.
but you could also sink and get fucked up.
3e71f6 No.15337305
>>15269676
>The statue would have been polychromed, and was so lifelike that it even aroused men sexually, as witnessed by the tradition that a young man broke into the temple at night and attempted to copulate with the statue, leaving a stain on it
>After noticing a blot on the backside of the Aphrodite and not knowing what is meant by it, they ask the attendant priestess. She tells the visitors about a young boy who fell hopelessly in love with the statue who one night had locked himself in the temple. The blot on the Aphrodite was the boy's attempt to consummate his passion. Upon being discovered, he was so ashamed that he hurled himself over a cliff near the edge of the temple.
c80c7f No.15337314
>>15337275
>Why didn't euro ships get that big?
Because having to run half a mile to get from where you were to where you need to be turns out to not be the most effective way to sail. Not to mention the amount of people and supplies for said people you need to maintain such a vessel.
c80c7f No.15337321
>>15337302
>Big boats mean you can travel faster
That's not how that works.
90bfc4 No.15337328
>>15337314
you could solve that by having to run half the way and and telling another person the message and deliver it or have signals.
>>15337321
a taller person can take longer strides than a shorter person.
that's how it works.
c80c7f No.15337332
>>15337328
>a taller person can take longer strides than a shorter person.
Boats are not people.
90bfc4 No.15337335
>>15337332
>dumbshit cant into example
c80c7f No.15337341
>>15337335
>dumbshit thinks a huge ship that uses fucking wind to move will go faster than a ship with less mass even though the wind blows at the same speed for both because people with longer legs can take longer strides
52c957 No.15337354
>>15253543
But anon, all adventure games are an Odysseus simulator
5e08e8 No.15337357
>>15337328
Reported for being too stupid to be considered human.
90bfc4 No.15337361
>>15324511
there was also a city that merged roman and mesopotamian civilization together. they worshiped all gods and combined their architecture too.
that was before islam destroyed everything.
shit i can't remember its name there was a youtube video on it.
90bfc4 No.15337365
>>15337341
>dumb shit thinks a larger sail isn't going to catch more wind than a smaller sail
Ok dumb shit keep being a dumb shit.
c80c7f No.15337369
>>15337365
Ok you catch more wind great but since you made the ship so much bigger you need five times the wind just to get to the same speed as the smaller ship only your sails aren't big enough to catch that much wind hence you go slower you stupid nigger go read a fucking book.
90bfc4 No.15337371
>>15337369
>he thinks you need one massive gigantic sail rather than multiple sails to catch the same amount of wind
keep being a dumbass
c80c7f No.15337376
>>15337371
They still have mass you fucking 70 IQ nigger in fact twenty smaller sails might even have more mass than one giant one as you need replacement sails for all of them on the ship encase they are damaged. Christ do you not understand the simple fact that the more weight something has the more work is needed to move such a thing?
d02a83 No.15337385
I've been meaning to play Titan Quest for years. Anything major that I should know about before playing it?
f765de No.15337392
>>15337385
Hunting and Dream are overpowered, there are large difficulty spikes at the start of certain chapters that can be brutal to melee types. Also it recently got a Norse-themed expansion out of nowhere
90bfc4 No.15337400
>>15337376
Your pea brain can't comprehend that a larger object has to travel less distance than a smaller object so its actually travelling faster than the smaller object. if you stop eating glue you would use the last remaining brain cells you have you would at least try to figure that out.
90bfc4 No.15337404
>>15337376
You are also forgetting that its on water and the weight isn't the same as if it was on land.
3c5f58 No.15337413
>>15324511
I would also like to posit that the Mayan Civilization is also a good setting.They are notable for having many city-states and spanning a diverse geography allowing for unique and interesting settings. There was even a notable rivalry between the largest Classical Period city-states, Calakmul and Tikal, and their respective allies. 600 years of written history makes it all the much better.
228a9a No.15337419
>>15337275
Because those ships turned out to be really fucking awful at anything other than river cruising. That they got them to hold together at all is the most impressive part but in the open ocean they weren't nearly as seaworthy as european and even middle eastern styles.
af0a70 No.15337423
>>15337413
I always wondered why there wasn't a Diablo clone set in central or south America.
>strange architecture
>bizarre weapons
>horrifying mythology
>piles of skulls
>apocalyptic prophecies
What more do you need?
90bfc4 No.15337429
>>15337419
they built tons of random shit
3c5f58 No.15337467
>>15337429
That third one looks like it could be a multiplayer map for something like Halo or Unreal Tournament.
622332 No.15337521
>>15337404
>>15337400
I'll lay this out for you on the off-chance you're not just baiting. Which you probably are but I've got spare time, so whatever.
<Weight does matter because it sinks the boat lower into the water, causing more drag.
<Larger surface area of a big boat causes more drag.
<Overall size of the boat reducing the length of the journey is true in that it takes maybe less than 1% of 1% away from any sea journey worth taking a large boat on.
<The increased amount/size of sails from having more deck area doesn't scale in a linear fashion to how much the extra drag slows you down.
<Larger, heavier objects carry more momentum and make them harder to maneuver, which slows your journey down.
This shit isn't even conjecture, you can look at the top speeds of larger masted ships compared to smaller ones, these have all been regularly documented throughout history and smaller ships always outpace the larger ones. People only bother to build big ships for the obvious reasons of needing to carrying more shit, live on the fucking things for longer, and fight with other people who may have bigger and stronger boats than you.
3c5f58 No.15337565
>>15337545
>>15337547
>Being this much of a torfag
To answer your question, pornographic imagery was specifically the Romans. the Greeks thought that sexuality was barbaric while the Romans were generally a lot more (((open))) about it.
228a9a No.15337836
>>15337547
>>15337565
Greek art of males became decidedly more effeminate and homosexual as their culture declined. Similarly so with the Romans, who were not at all helped by the fact that the brown slaves they had imported into their own homeland had begun reproducing rapidly and spreading a shitty new religion of slavish mentality.
It's not so much a cause of cultural decline as it is an outward symptom. Like the flaking skin of a rash.
c0512e No.15337979
>>15337302
>they were idiots and killed half their population over religious crap.
That's wildly off. Let's review the numbers
The Mexica, which were the one particular Nahua subgroup that lived in the Aztec captial ,and are the people most people think of when they hear "Aztec"; were the ones REALLY super duper into human sacrifice, and they still only sacrificed a few hundred people a year (based on what;'s been said about recent excavations of the place they stored bodies from them, likely between 100 and 500 annually), and over 2/3's of them, perhaps as much as 3/4's, were enemy soldiers captured in combat (since the Mexica's higher emphasis on human sacrifice was religiously rooted in them feeding their enemies to the gods, and was more or less the result of their religion beein rewritten to justify military expansionism, which is the ACTUALLY fucked up part; and this is also supported by 75% of the bodies found in the dump site being males between the ages of 20 and 35) and were as such basically extensions of casualties inflicted in war.
So that's around 25-100 sacrifices of civilians a year, and a significant proportion of those would have been criminals sentenced to it, since we know that being changed into a slave eligible for human sacrifice was a potential judicial sentencing for crimes (a slave could also become that by repeatedly misbehaving, though it'd take a lot to get to that point). The capital had 200,000 to 250,000 people, so you are looking at, at most, assuming it's 500 a year, 1/3 being civilians rather then 1/4, and ignorring the possibility of some being criminals, and the city's population being 200k rather then 250k, that's only around .0825% of the population being sacrificed.
Going with lower estimates, say, 100 a year, only 1/4th being civilians, and 1/5 of those being criminals, and upper end population estimates of thee city, then it could be as low as 0.008%. And remember, these were the only guys who actually did mass scale human sacrifices. The rest of Mesoamerica ddid them, but not on a mass scale or with nearly as much the frequency. In short, while human sacrifice was universal in the region and was super important the actual numbers are pretty low. The ac
>>15337267
>>15337275
>>15337277
>china at one point could have been the largest sea empire on earth at one point but for some reason they never bothered.
I think people forget or don't realize that European powers becoming these massive colonial empires wasn't exactly a foregone conclusion either. Spain was poor after the Reconquistia and it, nor other European nations, were that terribly interested in super widespread imperialism in the Americas initially.
It's only after Cortes illegally went off on his own on the mainland, and miraculously bumbled his way into conquering Tenochtitlan (If you actually look into it, It's seriously one of the most contrived string of coincidences and dumb luck i've ever heard of in history), and then instantly netted almost the entire rest of the empire as a revenue stream (initially not much changed for them, from their perspective they were still paying thee same tribute, it was just going to Spain rather then Tenochtitlan and thee other two ruling cities), that Spain and other European nations realized how lucrative it could be and bothered.
Had history played out a bit differently, not only could China and the Far East been thee global imperialists instead, and they being the ones establishing global culture, but NEITHER Europe or thee Far East could have, instead with China still not bothering, any one of the lucky events that allowed Cortes to succeed not happening, and instead you have a situation where Mesoamerican and Andean states modernize like Japan (after all, Japan was basically a medieval society modernizing into the industrial era, if anything the gap between the Latin american city-states/empires and euroope was smaller then that, they were only significantly behind in metallurgy, engineering, and naval technology) and no one region of the world would have achieved global cultural dominance.
Granted most of what's now the US and most of South America outside of the Andes would still fall to somebody's conquests and colonialism, but t could go either way between Europe or the expansion of latin american states. You might even see some of the natives, a few places in what's now the US were actually pretty close before European diseases BTFO'd them (a lot of Spanish explorers report large towns and such all over the place around the southwest, central and easteern US that were just abandoned when they came back later), and without cortes's expedition going off exactly how it did it's possible that old world diseases wouldn't have been nearly as devastating, but it's hard to say for sure how much less bad I'd be.
c0512e No.15337991
>>15337423
I personally think a Souls game would be perfect set in Mesoamerica. I'm not usually thee biggest fan of playing up the DUDE HUMAN SACRIFICE stuff and making them all out to be savage blood obessed sadists, but I can't deny that that sort of deepiction of Mesoamerican culturees would work insanely well with the Souls formula.
>>15337413
the Aztec/Nahua are my favorite but i'd like to overall see less an emphasis on Aztec and Maya stuff and exploring otheer Meesoamerican civilizations like the Mixtec, Zapotec, Tarascans/Purepecha, the Totonac, Huastecs, etc, though you really start to run into issues with lack of written records for most of them, since all of their books got burnt and unlike the Aztec or maya you didn't still have a lot of their history and society preserved or re-recorded in other ways (A lot of Aztec/Nahua people just re-wrote the info during the colional period or spanish friars re-recorded it, and the Maya had a ton of stone stela with writing on it never found by the spanish)
Also have a higher res version of that art of Palenqu, though like a lot of artistic recreations of Maya sites it's only showing the structures that are still uncovered today and visible, which makes it seem like the city had only a few buildings, wheras back durng it's height there were way more buildings visible and around, second pic related
>>15337429
Is that first image a fucking siege tower built on a boat?
3c5f58 No.15338099
>>15337991
I think one of the most interesting things about the Mayan ruins is that a vast majority of them still have not been excavated. Considering that El Mirador, one of the oldest sites along with being at the very center of the Mayan world, is still mostly covered by jungle, I wonder what sort of shit is still there.
6ffb8f No.15338340
>>15337400
>He doesn't understand that the point of a bigger boat isn't speed but more storage/firepower/manpower the boat can have.
813e89 No.15338616
>>15338528
Nice try, but I don't want to turn rock hard.
I'm not attracted to breasts, but there's no way I'm looking into your eyes.
fe7b75 No.15338898
71fff6 No.15339289
>>15337991
>>15337979
>>15337413
What are some good resources for learning about mesoamerica?
3c5f58 No.15339511
70a140 No.15339520
>>15338528
>>15338616
>not looking at her cute snakes
71fff6 No.15339922
70a140 No.15340132
>>15337305
>implying he didn't an hero because he knew the statue would never, ever love him back
457432 No.15340299
>>15337321
>>15337341
Hydrodynamics favors longer vessels
"This is Froude's Law, that the speed attainable by a creature or a ship is proportional to the square root of its scale."
http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/watkins/froude.htm
As well, even a human on a bike above 20km/h has a resistance dominated by air resistance, hence the Olympic Lycra. Water provides way less friction so your mass equals more water resistance (dynamic friction) term becomes insignificant at even lower speeds
f5b2eb No.15340354
>>15340299
>the speed attainable by a creature or a ship is proportional to the square root of its scale
This doesn't say in any dimension. Thus you could say a very very tall vertical structure has far more potential horizontal speed than a human. Prove me wrong.
457432 No.15340374
>>15340354
If you opened the link it's length. Stop funposting, I'm trying to autism here.
480fd6 No.15340382
>>15340299
>The resistance R in a fluif
I am skeptical of your source. Got anything better?
457432 No.15340413
>>15340382
>.edu domain
Even profs mistype. Literally just look up Froude's Law, anywhere, I just went with the simplest.
I'm not even a Naval engineer I just know this shit because there was a selction process for a new guided missle destroyer in my country and picked up that a longer keel is less water resistance.
c0512e No.15342716
>>15338099
You should look up the recent LIDAR findings from the past year if you haven't already, it basically tipled our population estimates for somee parts of the Yucatan and rradically changed our understanding of how populations were spreead out and what even defines a city to the maya, as well as finding a 100k people siized city in Michoacán in the latte classic/early postclassic, and something eelse I forgot
>>15339289
>>15339511
>>15339922
I'll respond to this in a bit
c0512e No.15348240
>>15342716
>>15339289
Just realized I forgot to respond to this, sorry.
Despite being from reddit,askhistorians is a fantastic resource, there's a collection of good threads there about mesoamerican history here:topics: https://pastebin.com/ve6LGLqh.
I'd also take notes of the books and other sources that get sourced or recommended in those, as well as oon the askhiiistoriian's booklist. I have my own personal bookklist here: https://pastebin.com/2D7MEMTe, but I can't vouch necessarily for every single item being reputable/I haven't read every single one yet, but the vast majority were recommended to me by knowledgeable people; note that it includes andean (the region the inca are from) books too).
Also, note that my booklist excludes a lot of the most important, key works we have on mesoamerican history, such as actual surviving native books, and books made in the early colonial period; since as somebody who can't read mixtec/aztec scripts or spanish, I can't do much with them, but if you read all the posts you can pick up on the important ones (for Spanish, off the top of my head, there's the Historia Universal de las Cosas de Nueva España, Cantares Mexicanos, Relación histórica de la nación tulteca/tolteca, Historia Chichimeca/Historia general de la Nueva España, etc. I can do a list of key works that are actual native books or books made in nativee languages too if you want, though, again, the askhistorians posts refer to most that date back to the early colional period, and via wikipedia it should bee eeasy to find a complete list of native style books that remain.
Beyond that, FAMSI is good, but without a baseline amount of existing knowledge it might be hard to navgate or understand, so i'd reead at least the askhistorians posts first. Mexicolore has a lot of information on it's site, as well, including some articles by actual researchers, and all of it is easy to read and understand as a layman even without knowing much foundational knowledge, but the UI is awful and there's some bad info mixed into the good info so ii'd still hold off on reading it till you've achieved a good foundational level of knowledge so the iffy stuff is more noticeable.
f5b2eb No.15348266
>>15340374
Right. And length is defined as a dimensionless quantity which belongs to the longest side. Ergo, a tall object has a very big length