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File: 2b0a2c62e97847f⋯.png (475.44 KB, 1003x873, 1003:873, ClipboardImage.png)

2138f3 No.15241345

>Parents Are Seriously Hiring 'Fortnite' Tutors for Their Children Now

Only $20 an hour!

Yes i know

>no archive (doesnt work atm) Vice etc.

https://www.please use archive.is/en_us/article/a3qj8p/parents-are-seriously-hiring-fortnite-tutors-for-their-children-now-vgtrn

I want to fucking nuke this generation

>Fortnite, for the few still blissfully unaware, is a wildly popular third-person shooter where everyone from preteens to Drake come together to slaughter goofily-dressed avatars in a virtual realm. Basically, each game starts out with 100 players who whittle each other down, Battle Royale-style, until the last player or team standing is crowned champion. There is also dancing.

The game is so mercilessly addictive that people have started penning panicked screeds about their children's Fortnite addictions. But apparently not all parents are so bugged out about screen time—some just want to make sure their kids are winning. According to a new report from the Wall Street Journal, parents have started shelling out as much as $20 an hour to pay Fortnite tutors to coach their kids how to better lay waste at Tilted Towers or whatever.

"There’s pressure not to just play it but to be really good at it," Ally Hicks told the Journal after paying around $50 for four hours of online Fortnite lessons for her ten-year-old son. "You can imagine what that was like for him at school."

"I want them to excel at what they enjoy," Euan Robertson, another parent who recently hired a Fortnite coach for his two tween boys, said. Plus, Robertson added, there's an added safety benefit to his kids' Fortnite habit. "They’re not going to break a leg playing video games," he said, apparently unaware that the game can come with its own unique set of hazards.

Coaches charge anywhere from $50 for a four-hour lesson to $20 an hour and hire out their services on freelancing sites like Gamer Sensei, the Journal reports. Sometimes, the parents wind up taking lessons themselves. "The other dads I play with congratulated me," JD Giles said after he and his kids upped their Fortnite skills with a professional trainer. "I earned a little credibility with my son and his friends—and my wife and daughter made fun of me."

This is the world we live in, everybody. The planet may be dissolving into a hellscape, but we can all rest assured knowing that the next generation of our nation's leaders will have what it takes to pwn noobs online.

2138f3 No.15241350

apologies for archive link fucked

https://via.hypothes.is/https://www.please use archive.is/en_us/article/a3qj8p/parents-are-seriously-hiring-fortnite-tutors-for-their-children-now-vgtrn


2138f3 No.15241351


d8430d No.15241364

This still doesn't seem quite as bad as those let's play coaches.


84d13d No.15241366

Shameful, but unsurprising. Free enterprise means that people are going to see the absolute bottom of retardation and take advantage of it. You can't really expect vultures to restrain themselves.


2138f3 No.15241372

>>15241364

wait thats actually a thing? Fuck me.

>>15241366

>mfw i could be a vidya game tutor to qt oppai lolis

best/worst timeline? Fuck knows anyway


fa815f No.15241379

How the fuck did Vice go from reporting on wars to shit like this?


2138f3 No.15241386

>>15241379

following our stupid gen xyz abc+ millennial audience ofc.

Western cunts like us dont care about give a fuck about worldly happenings (i do but i am weird)


d1bd8d No.15241387

>>15241379

They need clickbaits.


a2cd10 No.15241407

>>15241379

To reinforce the universal truth that everyone on this site has come to terms with for years

There is no saving Generation Fortnite. There is a reason we stopped trying.


5e5061 No.15241439

Nothing new really, most kids just take daddys credit card and pay for boosting services.


389f03 No.15241449

>>15241379

"How did any sort of news site go from being trustworthy to the fake bullshit that trump was right about"

Fixed for you


fa815f No.15241457

File: a08863e546097e8⋯.jpg (13.43 KB, 387x309, 129:103, a08863e546097e8128a953b214….jpg)

>>15241449

You really forced that one out, didn't you?


598cb4 No.15241458

Just make them play some older fps games at max difficulty and then fuck the other kids hard for only having played fortnite in their lives.


389f03 No.15241463

>>15241457

Yes,but i'm still right

well FUCK you luigi


e15e3b No.15241465

>>15241449

Nothing comes close to the spectacular decline of Vice.


deaba1 No.15241473

File: aff7c17a410327d⋯.jpg (23.73 KB, 480x480, 1:1, aff7c17a410327d6e53d734140….jpg)

Wonder if anyone here has tried using this crap to make a quick buck. I remember going on craigslist a while back looking at the job postings and seeing people selling CSGO coaching.

Granted, can't be sure whether anyone was dumb enough to hire them, but normalfags are pretty stupid.


598cb4 No.15241475

>>15241379

They found it easier to sit back and relax with bullshit news instead of taking the time to follow actual news.


2138f3 No.15241484

>>15241458

fortnite is such a easy fucking game

dumb cunts didnt grow up playing real fps games.


ad43b8 No.15241487

File: 606afbef1589f33⋯.gif (534.17 KB, 500x278, 250:139, nonono.gif)

>>15241407

>tfw you realize Fortnite is more popular than unreal tournament and quake were ever combined

>tfw you realize Fortnite is more popular than doom

>the only old game that can compete with Fortnite in popularity is counter strike, and even that one is now about loot boxes

>even assfaggots are slowly losing to battle royale games

Its over. This is it, this is the real threat to video games.


ad43b8 No.15241493

>>15241485

Can you imagine if any imageboard survives in 20 years most people here will be nostalgic for fucking fortnite?


2138f3 No.15241501

>>15241485

fuck off back to fortnite faggot


2138f3 No.15241504

>>15241493

cuckchanners are already nostalgiac for the "golden age" of halo, cod bla bla bla and those gaems are 15 years old


a2cd10 No.15241513

>>15241487

And it fucking won.

There is no saving this now.

>>15241484

And they never will play real FPS games. That is the very nature of Generation Fortnite: they hate all that is not explicitly shoved in their face by e-celebs.

>>15241485

Kill yourself kid, we're discussing the omnipotent threat to gaming that is Fortnite and how it brainwashed billions of children beyond saving.


a2cd10 No.15241515

>>15241458

Oh, you sweet summer child…

Generation Fortnite hates anything with challenge. There's a reason why we are not negotiating ways to save them, because we can't


7453c2 No.15241522

>>15241487

>>tfw you realize Fortnite is more popular than unreal tournament and quake were ever combined

The market is also significantly much larger you dumb cunt.


2138f3 No.15241526

>>15241513

>Kill yourself kid, we're discussing the omnipotent threat to gaming that is Fortnite and how it brainwashed billions of children beyond saving.

Lol you sound like those boomer faggots who hated vidya back in 90-00's and blamed it for everything from poor parenting to all of societies problems…

Gaming is only a distraction from how fucked everything is nothing more.

And this is coming from a /g/amer 28 year old boomer who fucking hates fortnite since the first open royale alpha/beta

>>15241515

lms/br games aint even that hard

>scan distance

>run circle

>camp loot

>???

Winnar Winnar


a2cd10 No.15241531

>>15241522

Stage 1: Denial


2138f3 No.15241538

>>15241522

ofc it fucking is, vidya and streaming (both twitch/flix crap) are fucking massive now killing both movies box office and traditional tv


2138f3 No.15241541

>>15241537

WOAH A FAD ARE IS FADS!?

no shit mate, god knows what dreck will be popular next.


a2cd10 No.15241545

>>15241537

See >>15241531

>>15241538

>>15241541

Exactly! Why the fuck don't these bluepilled cucks realize this?


4147cb No.15241548

File: bdc27f8bc648ef1⋯.gif (838.28 KB, 300x187, 300:187, naw.gif)

>This is the world we live i-

I lost.


087d2b No.15241553

>>15241379

American young adults dont enlist and go to war anymore, they stay home, smoke pot and play videogames

Basically all our young adults want to be seth rogen


4147cb No.15241558

>>15241553

>all our

Please, nigger. Stay in the North.


a2cd10 No.15241562

>>15241544

Denialing hard there cuck parent. Go back to watching LeShaun rail your wife while your mestizo kid vegetates in front of their iShit XXX until the end of time.

>>15241548

It's not entirely wrong though. This is the doomed, fucked world we live in. Very soon Fortnite will replace nearly all gaming.


2138f3 No.15241567

>>15241544

the fuck am i even meant to be shilling you vapid internet human vaporiser?

>>15241548

>kids are so lazy they cant even be fucked learning how to play simple videogames

>have to pay some cunt instead of just watching free lets plays of top players

>game barely takes 5-15+ hours to learn basics

>Its all micro building spam and muh traps

Games ass but the playerbase is horrible DUMB


a2cd10 No.15241575

>>15241567

You're absolutely right, OP, but don't expect cuck parents to realize this. Once again:

There's a reason we don't negotiate ways to save our children from Fortnite


a2cd10 No.15241577

>>15241574

NOOOOOOOOOOO FAUX OUTRAGE SHILLING WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A CUCK PARENT RAISING MY WIFE'S SON IN PEACE!!!!!


4147cb No.15241582

>>15241562

>>15241567

Fuck off. Idiot juveniles that grow up in public school will be big boys soon enough. Vidya needs to just continue its nose dive.


f2a34f No.15241584

>>15241487

I stopped giving a shit about popular multiplayer games when assfaggots were the next big thing. This doesn't seem as bad in comparison.


b09cbf No.15241585

File: b77dc47eb6943d7⋯.jpg (78.42 KB, 1094x920, 547:460, street fighter training.JPG)

Wanna get better at sf5?


4d282b No.15241599

File: 5c515d57c09bae5⋯.jpg (15.24 KB, 272x296, 34:37, 5c515d57c09bae5021a25c6d78….jpg)

>>15241585

>$150/hr

Only slightly cheaper than flight training.


6e5521 No.15241614

>>15241585

Gootecks really went to shit after Mike Ross fucked off due to SFV being that fucking atrocious.


4147cb No.15241623

File: 97bd3b1a2c0dc40⋯.webm (3.05 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Dillon, you son of a bitc….webm)


ad43b8 No.15241627

File: 7b4c6e2112fa439⋯.png (165.3 KB, 970x659, 970:659, aikido master.png)

>>15241599

>>15241585

I would take aikido/judo classes irl instead thanks.


000000 No.15241701

Fuck this timeline. That is all.


4147cb No.15241729

File: dec2ee33867b881⋯.mp4 (1.83 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, WARNING.mp4)

>>15241701

It only gets better from here. There is no shying away. If a bit of discomfort sways you, you should take up a less social hobby.


f90f2a No.15241807

>vice

Why are you linking fake news here, OP?


7ec2ad No.15241817

File: bb9bb374e531255⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 265x364, 265:364, Justin_Dong.gif)

>>15241585

>Justin Wong


7f89bb No.15241851

>>15241585

>brolylegs

I wanna see a death match between him and firetires.


2138f3 No.15241855

>>15241574

the fuck is that? If your outraged by obvious shit your a brainlet fag


2138f3 No.15241860

>>15241582

>Vidya needs to just continue its nose dive.

oh yeah companies making millions and billions of loot crate rng micros is nosediving LOL!


108d64 No.15241889

>>15241817

He's just giving the girl encouragement while she's playing the game.

Get your mind out of the gutter.


e380ed No.15241891

>>15241558

>Stay in the North.

try again babe


5ebcbf No.15241898

>>15241345

>"They’re not going to break a leg playing video games,"

This is what not having free healthcare lead America to be what it is now


5faa88 No.15241899

>>15241817

anyone got the drawing of the girl rubbing justin wong?


45ba8d No.15241919

>>15241345

Is Fortnite really that bad of a game?

From what I saw, it seems decent.


09a95e No.15241941

>>15241513

Long story short, we can't rely on the digital jew to make good games. It's time to make our own fun.


b08ad0 No.15241950

File: a604757331234d2⋯.mp4 (9.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, commie.mp4)

There's no problem here. People hire chess tutors, grandmasters pretty much exclusively make their money through tutoring (only a tiny, tiny minority of GMs can live off prize money). Games going the same way can only be healthy, the best of the best win tournaments, while the rest make a decent living tutoring people. It's completely analogous.


e380ed No.15241953

>>15241941

all the good games have already been made


4f1c24 No.15241956

>>15241941

> It's time to make our own fun.

This. Time to get started:

https://8ch.net/v/res/15186873.html


5a585b No.15241995

>>15241898

Nah, it's shit parents.

>>15241919

The base game that's PvE is good.

The Battle Royale shit is just a ~100 player deathmatch that's free to play.


8bcbb2 No.15241999

>>15241919

I tried it last week and it was so awful that I can only assume it's because kids blindly follow streamers into whatever they were paid to push. The netcode is the worst of any "shooter" I've ever played, with updates of people at range feeling like it was once per second despite being on gigabit fiber. The gameplay is MOBA-style avoidance of PvP until the last moments when you see who got the most PvE loot and rape the loser. Mechanics are completely broken and being a good player is all about how fast you spam walls. Rounds are extremely fast and there's never time for any strategy, it's more like gambling where you see if you got good RNG then restart. It's also full of cancer like several different anti-cheat backdoors that don't fully uninstall when you uninstall the game.


31c668 No.15242024

>>15241379

Since it became a sjw shitfest.


15a454 No.15242029

>>15241956

>link to another post with the url

How new are you?


6e5521 No.15242030

>>15242029

Cuckchan was fucked, and we've been namedropped in every big American news outlet because of Qfaggotry. It's gonna be shit like this for a few days.


15a454 No.15242069

>>15241345

I bet less than 0.001% of parents with children between the ages of 8-16 actually did this, and this article was written as a plug for Gamer Sensei.


95ab99 No.15242089

>>15241487

Fortnite is the fidget spinner of video games. It'll disappear back into the pop cultural ether in no time.


85b396 No.15242091

File: b9bb105e51871c8⋯.png (530.78 KB, 959x1027, 959:1027, united_states_of_rage.png)

File: 5d20523376e1c2b⋯.png (424.82 KB, 671x597, 671:597, rage of a thousand suns.png)

File: 63710905a28fcc1⋯.png (334.65 KB, 633x758, 633:758, crying_wojak_burning_with_….png)

File: 6f58660e1f3e026⋯.jpg (101.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Zero_Two_rage.jpg)

>>15241345

=WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING UNHOLY ABOMINATION OF A TIMELINE END ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE=


60c6fd No.15242100

File: 0f9790d5a8058a4⋯.jpg (194.34 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, ET-Elliot-hug-in-Grand-Rap….jpg)

>>15241345

The outrage against the fortnite lessons is so stupid. When I was a kid, I took guitar lessons. My parents paid and they were $20 or $30 an hour (late 90s money so my lessons cost more). Gaming lessons are the same concept. It's about studying something fun and teaching the kid to dedicate himself to a goal while learning from a mentor.


95ab99 No.15242101

File: 79050723f6b936f⋯.jpg (101.04 KB, 1050x1050, 1:1, 1468783497940-0 prease.jpg)


4147cb No.15242105

File: 5201a05534f9fe1⋯.jpeg (117.71 KB, 1024x892, 256:223, WENDYS.jpeg)

>>15242101

Quite the monkey on the back.


19d5f3 No.15242112

File: 84f1c9a01ef90c3⋯.jpg (129.86 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, fvg354astqe4t.jpg)

>>15241407

>>15241487

>>15241458

>all these no skill old fart who have no chance in the modern level of comp


19d5f3 No.15242119

File: 27961848979ad79⋯.jpg (135.68 KB, 584x400, 73:50, 63586345.jpg)

>>15242100

>It's about studying

Its about penis waving contest. Been rocker was cool and hip. Been able to do such is establishing social advantage and dominance over kids who can't.


1832a4 No.15242122

File: 846fb47781b2647⋯.jpg (23.08 KB, 539x296, 539:296, 846fb47781b26473de304f72c6….jpg)

>>15241950

I don't have a problem with that necessairly, the only thing that differentiates chess from any other game or video game is recognition it's getting, the way of thinking necessary for winning the game stays the same. So I have no problem with another game becoming a popular sport with competitions and tutors.

The problem I have is that it had to be the shittiest of games.


ca7e48 No.15242123


c69d20 No.15242125

>>15242100

Let me see where in society you can use fortnite skills. At the very least with a gutar you can try to earn begging money.


4147cb No.15242130

File: 82bf2239dd170c8⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1240x1748, 310:437, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15242112

There is no home for a goon.


19d5f3 No.15242143

File: 830b745804f2a56⋯.gif (2.95 MB, 500x240, 25:12, Hanebado-Episode1-Omake-6.gif)

>>15242122

Chess is game of mind, fortnite and most of other videogames are gems of reaction and reflexes mostly. More proper analogue would be agility based games, like table tennis.


19d5f3 No.15242150

>>15242125

You can become fortnite tutor :^) checkmate m8


8c38ab No.15242154

in other words parents can't handle their little shits yelling at other little shits because they lost in a vidyagaem so they pay a professional babysitter


1832a4 No.15242157

File: b8ecfaeb5e49ae7⋯.png (256.11 KB, 599x387, 599:387, samus consider the followi….png)

>>15242143

Even in agility based games like Tennis, there comes a point in which agility becomes less important to master than your strategic thinking. Predicting your opponent and his moves like in chess, playing around them becomes equally as important as in chess. The only thing different from agility based games and chess is that agility based games add agility as a requirement, wihout removing the strategic thinking.

Have you ever played DOOM? Even playing through a singleplayer level is really like a timed puzzle, where you have to find the most efficient way of killing enemies by picking the right targets and putting your character in the correct spot, while the multiplayer is about controling your environment, access to weapons and thinking about your own and enemy's positions.

All games are the same in the end tbh.


c69d20 No.15242175

>>15242150

It reminds me of those communists in eastern europe who spend their whole lives reading socialist economics and later tried to get jobs in actual economy related fields or as tutors

>so what is your job experience

>we are a new respectable university and we seek capable people who can teach economics

>Oh I am good at it! I had 20 years of experience as a techer to marxist economy and socialist economy

The faces on the job interviewers then were something else.


d844c3 No.15242188

>>15242175

You think those people just disappeared? Nope. They settled down in media and journalism.


99f0a7 No.15242194

>>15241567

>have to pay some cunt instead of just watching free lets plays of top players

For a moment I had a near-future vision of kids paying people to come over and do live "let's plays" at their houses as they watch them from the side.

That was a harrowing thought.


c69d20 No.15242200

>>15242188

I know they didn't disappear. I argue with their kids day after day. The older ones are near senile and their tales of communism have a high amount of fantasy in them.

The only difference is that unlike some of my family, this time they can't send me to a death….. I mean labor camp.


598d76 No.15242201

>>15242175

See that's the biggest problem with the leftists. All of them, and I mean all of them including Marx himself, always see themselves as somehow more enlightened than the rest of society - so enlightened that when the revolution™ is done, they would be the New Society's mentors, leaders, human deities or whatever. For a bunch of people who's supposedly going to save humanity from classism, they are very goddamn autistic with their elitism. And 100% of them have no redeeming qualities whatsoever that would have qualified them for those positions they craved. I guess this is also why so many of them are attention whores, in the end all they ever wanted was attention.


d844c3 No.15242227

>>15242200

Communism is indeed a fantasy for the enslaved masses.


19d5f3 No.15242231

File: af45f7496adb0e7⋯.jpg (141.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 6356345.jpg)

>>15242157

This is question who was first egg or chicken. In case of athletics its an egg of agility. Strategic part is mild and can be unloaded to the external advisers. many athletes are quite dumb, did yo use all these negroes in big tennis (negress trannies), soccer and boxing? Tyson was smart? Lol. But they have outstanding biomechanic performance.

In mind based game liek chess getting strategic help from outside source during match is specifically forbidden, because these games are about mind. This the best quick test to differentiate mind based games.


d287bd No.15242238

File: 34f8e843b6429a8⋯.mp4 (7.42 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 34f8e843b6429a8ab6edf8a019….mp4)

>>15242091

The game won't end till you win.


eb4602 No.15242251

File: 89d968d7bc03d71⋯.jpg (72.22 KB, 302x404, 151:202, 100 percent.jpg)

As retarded as this might be, I would have killed for my parents to be remotely interested in what I was growing up.


31c668 No.15242264

>>15241345

>tfw no rich parents to hire giant titty streamers to "tutor" you


09a95e No.15242265

>>15241953

>Oy Vey, shut IT DOWN

>>15241956

:^)


e6b42d No.15242272

>>15241345

>vice

>take something that has existed forever

>pretend it's new

>pretend it's way bigger than it is

>retards post it on /v/

Good job, anon.


e818af No.15242280

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's like the gta talk radio channels.


d9bcc7 No.15242292

>>15242251

You would be an insuferable and spoiled little cunt now, if that had happened.

It's good to have a little pushback. Having parents set limits to kids is necessary too.


c0da2d No.15242371


a134ed No.15242417

>>15241379

Rupert Murdoch bought them


7edfee No.15242423

>>15242251

not even parents, but just having any encouragement from an adult would've been nice

besides those old weird guys who would sell drugs at the skatepark


000000 No.15242433

>>15241345

That is what you get for not killing useless subhumans.

News like that should move people to organize massive killings of all involved, including those wasted children. But no. The cancers of hesitation and pacifism prevent that.

You get what you deserve.


a134ed No.15242440

File: 6507968de2984c6⋯.gif (3.77 KB, 650x220, 65:22, 1478538927476.gif)

>>15242433

>that ID


47f1d9 No.15242443

>>15241487

Nah, fam, Fortnite will die once the playerbase finds the next flavor-of-the-year game to flock to. Remember how PUBG was really big and then most people jumped onto Fortnite because it did something similar but fresher? Or how Overwatch went from being at least marginally played to almost forgotten? This is the kind of industry we live in, don't worry, Quake will still be remembered in a hundred year's time while Fortnite will be a footnote in a wikipedia list of very economically successful vidya.

In fact, I can predict right now that come this fall, most of the Fortnite playerbase will flock towards a new arena shooter based on some popular franchise.


b0ec20 No.15242447

File: c701579c263672b⋯.png (366.25 KB, 600x465, 40:31, c701579c263672b8df11fdc6fb….png)

>>15242433

damn calm down edgelord


610808 No.15242478

>>15241345

For 20 bucks an hour I would do the same, shame none of the games I play are popular enough for this to happen.


915521 No.15242504

>>15242440

Kill yourself, cuckchanner scum.


b683fc No.15242511

File: 9555a2f0423eaf5⋯.jpg (8.73 KB, 255x208, 255:208, 1440281052761.jpg)

What's the difference between this and parent's paying for any other hobby like baseball practice and shit?

Seems to me like the obvious evolution of things.


e57edf No.15242514

>>15242511

Baseball takes more skill that some gay ass casual videogame.


0a1dc8 No.15242520

>>15241513

Duke nukem 3d and doom 64 were well crafted finely tuned experiences. regenerating health is so that you dont have to think about things like health packs or armor or shield packs. ITs easy just hide in some over until your healed right?


b683fc No.15242527

>>15242514

Not really, different skills sure, not like it matters anyway, kids want to have fun and the parents don't want to parent, nothing new


e57edf No.15242540

File: 4198c88b5edd665⋯.jpg (92.22 KB, 474x603, 158:201, 4d358d45d24e8c4ff9d9429f99….jpg)

>>15242527

Are you legit telling me that Fortnite is as hard as baseball?


c61b91 No.15242545

File: 8744a9712626777⋯.jpg (165.58 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 8744a971262677789191a611af….jpg)


a5cf02 No.15242547

File: 00bac6f9db7af14⋯.mp4 (917.07 KB, 468x352, 117:88, lurk.mp4)


7c07fb No.15242552

File: 97882a641c27513⋯.jpg (29.54 KB, 480x389, 480:389, 97882a641c275135fc49f15750….jpg)

>>15242527

>different skills

Video games don't take anywhere near as much effort as actual sports.


b683fc No.15242557

File: 4ffb3dfc9bd03d5⋯.gif (109.54 KB, 294x233, 294:233, 3166dd9eb68ef0a096476b92ac….gif)

>>15242540

i'm saying it's different and it's retarded to compare them

>>15242552

physical effort =/= skill

As i said talking about skill in this discussion is meaningless


2138f3 No.15242595

>>15242251

My folks where and helped me with everything still do.

Sounds like u had shit parents lol


e57edf No.15242596

>>15242557

Swinging a bar properly takes dexterity and control over your own body. Stop making a fool of yourself.


c4acb3 No.15242611

>>15242557

There's a million different ways to swing and hit a ball.


e6c85a No.15242636

File: 105629ec366acb1⋯.jpeg (63.79 KB, 1237x773, 1237:773, 2B070BCD-3F63-4EE2-827C-5….jpeg)

>>15241487

What’s the chance that this could work to our advantage by keeping the normalnogs away from anime?


b7ddb8 No.15242666

File: 4ac5a2c5f5d5700⋯.jpg (23.47 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1439208301146.jpg)

Why do normalfags like battle royales so much?


39cdb0 No.15242673

brb killin self


bb900c No.15242679

>>15242636

I'd like to believe. It's worth a shot anyway, because I swear to fuck if (((they))) and their golems fuck anime up more than they've been trying, I may actually become homicidal.


b7a7fc No.15242680

File: ad362b9a74713b0⋯.jpg (678.16 KB, 1400x1399, 1400:1399, 20180729(1).jpg)

doujin of a christmas cake teaching a shota about Fortenight when?


b7a7fc No.15242685

File: 14c2d2e9ac2857f⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 207x253, 9:11, fact.jpg)

>>15241487

>Fortnite is more popular


b0ec20 No.15242692

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15242685

gee i dunno, look at the millions of people that are playing it, do you see 8 years olds in quake arena?


82c2b7 No.15242703

>>15242511

Physical exercise is healthy, anon.

Kids these days get out of the house so little that they are literally physically handicapped and unable to develop important life skills.


7f89bb No.15242706

>>15242680

do not sully the cakes


2138f3 No.15242709

>>15242666

No clue I put 400hours into pubg before it stopped launching due to fucked up patches and I still have no idle fucking clue


0699b6 No.15242711

File: 4fb8e49f82c45be⋯.webm (2.28 MB, 400x300, 4:3, door_stuck.webm)

First it was all about PUBG, media outlets were tripping over their own dicks to report on it and all the DANGERS, then they cried about fortnite, now they're advertising fortnite "training"

this world never fucking fails to disgust me, they're always trying to outdo themselves at every turn, but you know what? It would only take 1 sex offender to put an end to this brand of stupidity, and I would bet money on it happening sooner rather than later

one parent catches the "fortnite tutor" talking about dicks and it's all over


c33852 No.15242715

>>15241439

>>15241473

>>15241513

Hmm, this gives me an idea for a game, one where people have to literally pay cash to win matches and only the ones that pay the most in a single match earn a spot on the leaderboard


b7a7fc No.15242719

File: 76afd575ab63bca⋯.jpg (25.52 KB, 603x393, 201:131, shame.jpg)

>>15242692

>no webm


a28157 No.15242723

When I was growing up nobody took videogames seriously. Sure, you had dumb people. But I never met one person with videogame addiction or this other modern-day nonsense we hear about daily these days.

Millions, if not billions of dollars are wasted yearly on “mental illness”. God-loving tax payers is forced to pay for these lazy people. Think about it for a second. Have you ever known someone who fakes being sick to avoid going to school? Do you know someone who fakes a cold to miss work? Retards are no different. They play being dumb to avoid military service, working and attending church.

This man can play fortnite and earn money. Yet, he fakes this “fortnite tutor” bogus profession to avoid working and living a Godly life. This is almost as bad as being a homosexual. At least those sodomites normally have jobs.

Again, this “fortnite player” guy gets a victory royale. I wonder how much welfare he gets weekly?

2 Thessalonians 3:10 -” For even when we were with you, this we commanded you: that if any would not work, neither should he eat.”

When we house and feed these sinners, we are disobeying God. Who do you follow? God or this “fortnite” God hater?


b7a7fc No.15242728

>>15242706

>implying they dont want the shota cream


c71269 No.15242750

>>15241345

>>15241379

>>15241449

Vice, Wired, and Buzzfeed makes repeated attempts to seize the culture by grabbing new people through entertainment, later indoctrinating those people with SJW propaganda. It's their bread and butter.

There's a good reason why they thought that The Daily Stormer was a threat. IT was not the fact that it was a racist website, there's plenty. It was just a racist website that was entertaining. They can't handle a non-leftist competitor performing the same methods as them.


ecf0c7 No.15242765

>>15241345

I genuinely don't understand Fortnite's popularity. I went to a computer store and saw that this was being demoed, so I gave it a shot. It's UI is not only disgustingly overcomplicated, but the gameplay is just non-existant. It's like its popularity is completely built on streamers.


6e3cc2 No.15242796

This is clickfarm shit. Stop giving them revenue.


d7d05a No.15242800

>>15242765

E-celebs, that's it.


97a7d0 No.15242809

>>15242595

>>15242709

>>15241860

>>15241526

>wasted 400 hours on PUBG

>barely literate underage faggot posting lol practically every post

Imagine that.


ee1b6b No.15242835

>>15241345

>crowned champion

But then it just resets and nothing happens, wtf do they mean "crowned champion"? Also how do you train someone to be better at a game that is 87% luck?


2138f3 No.15242861

File: 7f0b8506ea76aca⋯.png (235.98 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-08-03-01-3….png)


ae1679 No.15242865

File: 717d7502c658a1c⋯.png (581.86 KB, 1020x935, 12:11, Ashland Eagles.PNG)

>>15242125

>not becoming an esports scholar at a prestigious University

>not getting all that coed pussy for your 1337 64/\/\3R 5|<!115

>not being a materialistic cow worshipping physical goods and cheap sex instead of any kind of lasting happiness or fulfillment

>developing skills beyond sitting in your room and playing video games

smdhtbqhfam

http://archive.is/95Yef

>>15242511

>What's the difference between this and parent's paying for any other hobby like baseball practice and shit?

>>15242557

>i'm saying it's different and it's retarded to compare them

Fucking kill yourself, cuckchanner.

>>15242861

>phoneposting

Slit your wrists, twitternigger.


b7a7fc No.15242878

File: ab5361513dbdcc6⋯.jpg (102.67 KB, 800x586, 400:293, Blade_Cham-Cham.jpg)

>>15242861

>phoneposting

>they are here


2138f3 No.15242880

>>15242865

Desktop does not have night mode because html5+ a shit


2138f3 No.15242881

>>15242878

Kek I make all my threads on the phone usually just so happened to be on my pc when I made this one stay angry


ae1679 No.15242911

Reminder:

Phoneposting is rampant on cuckchan these days, to the point having a response more than a few lines long and devoid of Twitter memes is called "effortposting." Phoneposting has always been unacceptable, and if it were made into a bannable offence, the quality of the board would go up. This is especially true given the recent influx of normalfaggots who heard about this place through the MSM.

I know this because someone in a /tg/ thread informed me, not because I go there myself. We should have a meta thread soon to discuss the issue. Sage for off-topic.


2138f3 No.15242937

>>15242911

I type alot of 2000 word + essays on my phone on chans over the years the fuck are you bloody on about u stooge


c7a782 No.15242966

>>15242861

>what are IDs

back to cuckchan you go


2138f3 No.15242981

>>15242966

Clover dev doesn't have it lul suck me off


b683fc No.15242997

File: 34a522dcff484fb⋯.png (162.1 KB, 338x253, 338:253, 34a522dcff484fb74b58d679d3….png)

>>15242865

>>15242611

>>15242596

>>15242703

Yes going out and exercising is better but why should i care either way? why should i be mad about how some kids spend their time and parents spend their money.

Some you niggers just enjoy being angry over nothing.


ae1679 No.15243052

>>15242997

>why should i be mad about how some kids spend their time and parents spend their money

You really don't belong here.


e9b440 No.15243089

File: 633a32358628705⋯.jpg (24.54 KB, 592x640, 37:40, 24829123_919918238157981_1….jpg)

>>15241487

>>tfw you realize Fortnite is more popular than unreal tournament and quake were ever combined

stop


b2587e No.15243140

I think I want to go back to soccer mom parents who don’t let kids play games.


7c07fb No.15243143

File: 1b657b7279bcc91⋯.png (129.53 KB, 252x296, 63:74, 1b657b7279bcc911c0e9fa0af8….png)

>>15242557

I said effort as in, effort in general, not physical effort.

Go cheer for your favorite e-sports team somewhere else homo.


718f0c No.15243152

File: d7d1ac67d13248b⋯.png (180.94 KB, 1130x900, 113:90, 7152cff1a13c5aefca7a0e8746….png)

>>15241345

>step 1: Play on PC

>step 2: Get a good mouse

>step 3: don't use wifi

>step 4: turn down graphics to max fps

>step 5: kill yourself

$20 please.


5e3d71 No.15243182

File: 02aa91a6a6ddbe6⋯.jpg (215 KB, 1199x1200, 1199:1200, 02aa91a6a6ddbe60baf33c6a7c….jpg)

>>15241345

>Complains about capitalism.

>Posts a Vice article.

Fortnite is a pile of shit but people are free to do what ever the fuck they want. You sound like an SJW commie that wants to control people.


718f0c No.15243190

>>15241372

I thought so too, turns out I'll probably get rejected cause they want to see the stats on your account. Not realizing that often the best players use throwaway accounts with troll stats because they grief, troll, hack, exploit, or just like account hopping. If you are good at a game to the point people get upset, eventually you run into the banhammer.


4f26fe No.15243195

>>15243052

>implying the silent majority actually gives a shit

I guess I'm not silent anymore. I'll fix that now


718f0c No.15243213

>>15241567

I've been topping PC lobby games building like a retard or not building at all. Kids don't have aim. You know what I really hate? That you can't trash talk other players or mic spam. The devs knew snowflake kids wouldn't handle it so they just removed mic chat entirely unless you party up.


981b72 No.15243225

>>15242595

99% of parents are pretty shit, then.


981b72 No.15243234

I was under the impression that PUBG still had the majority of concurrent users. Anyone got figures for amount of players for both games? Something recent and accurate, all I find while Googling is shit


6df058 No.15243252

>they actually think this is a new concept

Maybe if nobody gave views or money to e-sports, we wouldn't have this on the scale it currently exists on. However, this isn't something you can definitely prove exists on a scale larger than before (unless you're dumb enough to assume the gaming industry is the same now as it was 10 years ago)


7bc066 No.15243254

>>15243182

That's not the point you fucking faggot. No one is stopping them from doing it.

The reason why capitalism is a shit system is because people don't stigmatize shitty industry practices and just let people do whatever. For capitalism to truly work people have to speak out about shit like this and not sit on their ass and be like "whatever".

You are the problem.


5e3d71 No.15243268

File: 854ad0ffe437534⋯.jpg (56.86 KB, 599x486, 599:486, 854ad0ffe437534b6d8a35a23a….jpg)

>>15243254

>Crying about people doing what ever the fuck they want with their own hard earn cash.

I personally think paying for your kids to have fad game lessons is fucking dumb but I also hold the view of its none of my fucking business. You sound like an SJW banging on about wrong think.


2138f3 No.15243282

>>15243225

Pretty much

My mum and my dad (rip dad) where my best frens


5507dc No.15243304

File: fb4e9c6c596219b⋯.jpeg (126.21 KB, 599x337, 599:337, 1441137540834.jpeg)

>>15241345

Excuse me? This isn't real, this is Vice for god's sake.

It fucking better be fake.


97d623 No.15243326

>tfw we're living in the dystopia timeline

by 2050 Battle Royales will be a global super sport held live


7b0fed No.15243362

File: b34566f2c764a76⋯.png (78.43 KB, 928x336, 58:21, central-planner-comic.png)

>>15242201

I think it wasn't always like that, Che for instance gave away his job as minister in Cuba to go back to fight in the jungle. Granted he also didn't agree with the soviets so maybe he'd be labelled literally Hitler now.


22996e No.15243376

>>15241487

Fortnite is a fad game that took people away from other well-established assfaggots

with any luck it will disillusion many people as people spread and filter through the meme genre that comes out in its wake


995530 No.15243381

>>15243268

>How the people in your country spend their money is not your business

>Economy is not your business

>Future generations and their way of thought is not your business

>Things that directly effect you and everything around you is not your business

You can't be this retarded


22996e No.15243390

>>15243268

>the industry is becoming shit?

>Its none of my business lmao

nah he's right, people are fucking cancer

Companies are employing all manner of psychological and emotional manipulation through their marketing departments as well as inserting propaganda and brainwashing-type shit into the games themselves

How do you think gacha, gambling, F2P and microtransaction games sustain themselves? They take advantage of the weak-willed and suck them dry for all they're worth


7b0fed No.15243400

>>15243326

And that's a good thing.


5c07e7 No.15243409

>>15243400

I would pay good money for tournaments of something like sins of a solar empire.


22996e No.15243413

>>15243390

And that's not including the fact taht the target ages they go after are becoming lower and lower, aiming for outright children at this point


5e3d71 No.15243424

File: 2fc99bf152ff56c⋯.jpg (53.29 KB, 438x615, 146:205, is this nigger serious.jpg)

>>15243390

When the fuck did one idiot saying he is a video game mentor and conning parents out of $20 an hour to teach their kid to play shit games become part of the actual game industry.

Its just the same shit as dog walkers and some cunt coming round your house offering to wash your windows. Its just free enterprise.

Vice is retarded for posting this article and some people are retarded for taking anything it has to say seriously.


22996e No.15243503

>>15243424

Do you think the vidya industry is in any good shape whatsoever?

Single incidences and small fry with shit like these are just small reflections of much larger, endemic problems and anyone with a brain and an ounce of observational power could've noticed this

If you want to focus on the broad sweeping strokes of the industry look at shit like the "Games as a service" model being pushed, the "Fair Play Alliance", how many massive companies Tencent is invested in or partnering with, the adoption of Denuvo and the increase of service-locked game markets, the banning of people from said services for wrongthink or profanity in usernames or what have you. This doesn't even go into the industry practices of cosmetic DLC and the entire cancer of the F2P scene, how many games are broken upon release with gigantic day 1 patches, how companies are locking down their firmware as much as they possibly can, often to their software and hardware's detriment to prevent a small number of pirates from getting their hands on value-less digital copies of games. Anything involving multiplayer games is straight up fucked. How about that fucking activision patent built around fucking microtransactions?

It is a combination of consumers becoming more and more retarded/rising numbers of normalfags in the gaming market, and the companies themselves becoming more predatory and slimy. This isn't just the gaming industry either, its a problem with greater corporate culture and social culture of regular people and any look into a business law textbook will tell you that corporate ethics has fallen and changed. Consequentialism (aka ends justify the means, its okay as long as you don't get caught, etc) is rampant and all but accepted and people like you are the enablers, the "good men who stand by and do nothing" while evil triumphs.


a2cd10 No.15243506

>>15243182

Generation Fortnite is already history's most SJW generation. There are countless proofs of this that everyone on this board can attest to.

>>15243381

Sadly, future generations cannot be saved and will never be saved. Enjoy the child zombie apocalypse coming soon, in which battle royales are the only games that are yo exist.


a2cd10 No.15243515

>>15243503

Hopefully people will read this post and realize one thing, one universal truth that cannot be debated: we lost.

I'm not joking. Evil has already triumphed over us and is in the rapid process of erasing the past, to the unanimous cheers of every child in the world. It's over for us.

The saddest part is that every time I say this, people accuse me of being a jew agent instead of the jaded victim of reality that I always have been for the past several years.


a2cd10 No.15243545

Bump for our surrender.


5507dc No.15243552

File: 9c4f1f509056dbc⋯.png (142.5 KB, 293x341, 293:341, 1443709071491.png)

>>15243515

>>15243545

Defeatism solves nothing. You lost a game, one of many.

And people have been under a tyrant's foot before. The days are counting down to the death of the right person, to the right information that only needs to be sent.

And where are you in all this? Dead? No? Then get to work. No one said this was easy. Do you honestly think that ultimate control can be acheived? Do you think that men do not bleed? Get off your ass, and do some work.


7bc066 No.15243559

>>15243515

You sound less like you're bothered about what's going on and more like someone begging for attention and feeling sorry for themselves.

Stop.


a2cd10 No.15243573

>>15243552

>dude just get billions of braindead zombie children to stop playing the current most popular game in the world

>says the 50 autists on a dying website

Whatever you say.


6c5c2b No.15243576

Man this thread went in a rather pathetic direction, it's just a stupid VICE article for fucks sake.

Sure, things are fucked in many ways, but this is hardly woth noting among the shitfest that is modern vidya in general.


4147cb No.15243578

File: ea2d4a8f0277eeb⋯.png (260.28 KB, 421x338, 421:338, real_fuckin_original.png)

>fucknite tutors

This does not slow me up. Tell your VOLs.


56469b No.15243601

>Blackpillfag shits up another thread

I can’t wait for this mouth breather to fuck off back to Reddit.


62a065 No.15243603

>>15241627

Shit I practice Combat Sambo for $80 a month. I can't believe people would be willing to pay $150 an hour to pretend to fight.


3ff55b No.15243610

File: f15fd683cfc9a7f⋯.png (236.38 KB, 587x472, 587:472, ad97279d7ad5d466b0c50afc08….png)

>>15243573

>being this much of an apathycuck

you can be a retard all you want but stop trying to spread it


22996e No.15243615

>>15243552

said it better than I could, good post

Never give up, never surrender

>>15243576

Seeing small incidents like this always makes me think of how shit the industry is to allow for situations like this to occur


56469b No.15243620

>>15243610

Anon, just report the faggot, he's either a Redditor or a summerfag, either way he doesn't belong here.


4147cb No.15243652

File: c677472cc3267f7⋯.webm (9.63 MB, 256x144, 16:9, Major Tank.webm)

>>15243610

I do not take being VOL'd lightly.


f7685f No.15243663

>>15241487

I honestly preferred it when Minecraft was the Big Game. At least there was creativity on display there.


58838b No.15243680

Is there a way to play a /v/ only match? A bunch of you faggots talk shit, bet I'd fuck you up then dab on you.


4146ff No.15243763

>>15242861

Hang yourself.


656cac No.15243916

>>15241345

>Rich parents are retarded with their spoiled children

Just news as usual. These pampered twats will grow up to be useless anyway. What would even a Fortnite-teacher teach?


7ff2f6 No.15243922

File: 02d1281a9b2c2a6⋯.gif (2.85 MB, 200x234, 100:117, smugterry.gif)

>>15243916

The Meta


656cac No.15243935

>>15243234

It is on par but (((they))) have been shilling Fortnite heavily with (((celebrities))) and shit for the last months. Both are shit shooting games. I mean, the shooting is like a cheap Counter-Strike Freeware-knockoff.


656cac No.15243943

>>15241522

Eh, no it isn't. Neither is it more popular. Nobody is playing games as they used to anymore, they rather watch retards on youtube playing games.


7173d6 No.15243945

I really like how inviting Mark and his team are to crossposters such as i and OP

>>15242997

I feel you man. I too shitpost just to pretend i have a higher moral ground


e40cd0 No.15244004

>>15243935

Why would (((they))) shill Fortnite?


c01220 No.15244165

CS 1.6 had private lessons you could schedule, $20 or so could give you an hour with an approved CS invite member in ESEA. Like n0thing and some other legends, was cool back in the day. But to hire a nobody for a game like fortnite is different.


9bacf9 No.15244208

>>15243234

>I was under the impression that PUBG still had the majority of concurrent users.

Only in China because PUBG has basically no anti-cheat.

Fortnite is more popular in western countries.


d2cf3e No.15244221

>>15241553

>oy vey why aren'y you goyim enlisting and coming to defend the land of the chosen


531c31 No.15244306

File: 7422b67c8285ad3⋯.jpg (29.75 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1448647275306.jpg)

>always hated retarded settings in japanese stuff where kids go to school to learn the dumbest shit (how to play card games, how to gamble, how to build gunpla, etc)

>it's now happening in reality

Wew. Soon you'll be able to go to university to get a degree in [flavor of the month game].


163cef No.15244336

>>15242100

>>15241950

There's one problem: being good at guitar is cool, being good at fortnite is fuckin gay


5d2515 No.15244361

>>15242100

It's like needing tutoring to get good at a fucking mobile game - not even 90's games required this much assistance outside of Nintendo Power mags, forums, etc. which would've been way cheaper.


981b72 No.15244367

>>15244336

It's not just that it's cool, being good at guitar means you're good at music. Guitar opens a huge array of possibilities, like any other instrument, since it requires you to learn the basics of music. Learning another instrument will be far easier once you know at least one. It trains the mind to be able to work with tempos, so it gives you rhythm, a great deal of notion when it comes to composing and how songs are constructed, and it's a skill that, in practical terms, just has a far greater utility in real life when it comes to both social situations and work opportunities.

Comparing it to Fornite is the inanest of inanities.


a53a82 No.15244397

Dumb people spending money they don't need to on useless shit for kids who don't deserve it. Nothing new here. I fail to see how this is appreciably more pathetic or noteworthy than all those MMO tards who bought game money from chink MMO Sweatshops and "character trainers" where you payed some slope to play on your alt accounts and farm XP and items.


f7685f No.15244410

>>15242188

Anon, I don't think Slavs came over here en masse after the fall of the red curtain. He's talking about those ambitious sorts with a passion for economics who had the misfortune of being born in the Eastern Bloc. It's homegrown stupidity here, not a foreign form of government mandated stupidity.


7b0fed No.15244511

>>15244367

Worse, Fortnite isn't like chess, a timeless game, it'll die in a few years at best.


ffb1f5 No.15244555

>Fortnite

I have never hated a game as much as I hate that shit show


000000 No.15244633

>>15242447

You forgot to call me "muh contrarian", impotent redditor.

Killing parents that don't know how to parent their children, as well as killing their useless children, is a productive action to take.


56469b No.15244642

>>15244633

>TORpedo makes a worthless post

It's to predictable.


870597 No.15244654

>>15244633

TORpedos should be banned. it's always some stupid shit like "hurr durr let's go on a murdering spree, sounds good right fellow channers? xd".

just ban these useless niggers.


7a1bea No.15244667

File: b97d4b0d645bec5⋯.png (349.31 KB, 576x576, 1:1, b97d4b0d645bec541df6b8ddfa….png)

>>15244642

>Edgy TORpedo who only says "These people should be killed"

>The blackpill faggot who uses bold and italics for every post he makes

What happened? Who the fuck are these people and why are they coming here. I miss car autist, at least he was fun.


26f10c No.15244676

>>15244667

See, Imkikey got BTFO a while ago for harboring these exact kinds of people on /pol/

Now that he's gone and /pol/ isn't COMPLETE shit (it's still shit, but less so), these people are coming here

I wonder if this guy is the ashes and echoes fag actually or the huenigger who was unironically trying to push the term "hopeshill"


56469b No.15244680

>>15244667

TORpedos are TORpedos, same as always, and the blackpill nigger is a summerfag, he started posting here around a few weeks back, and he's always trying to shove his blackpill shit down everyones throats, even if it means he has to derail a thread in order to do so.


56469b No.15244683

>>15244676

Hopeshill sounds exactly like something the blackpillfag would say, but I don't think they're the same person.


2557b9 No.15244685

>>15244654

>some anon asks about a kids game from 30 years ago

>good discussion is being had

>"To fix the gaming industry, we need to kill the jews!!!!"

>OK, that's great, tell us something we didn't know

>"WHAT ARE YOU A LEFTIST? WE MUST KILL SOMEONE RIGHT NOW IT'S THE ONLY THING TO DO HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN"

>>15244676

The old /pol/ mods got banned because they broke a global rule and ended up rangebanning a shitload of IPs, how fucking new are you?


26f10c No.15244691

>>15244685

Ok yeah I worded that badly, that's not the REASON he got banned, but he did harbor faggots like this


7a1bea No.15244692

>>15244676

Ah, I saw him using the term hopeshill in another thread, I bet it's him. There was also got that other faggot avatarfagging with the korean 3DPD slut every once in a while trying to derail stuff, and saw him at /pol/ too. These people are so annoying, did we get mentioned somewhere recently?


2557b9 No.15244696

>>15244692

Nigger, hasbarafag started posting on here, it's worse than you think.


2b7aee No.15244701

>>15244685

TOR/CIA posting needs to be prevented really. The plants are just too obvious. The ID meme isn't even worth keeping to root out the newfags.

>>15244692

The huenigger's been here for a few months, if I had to guess at least 4 or 5.


870597 No.15244703

File: 0924f2c8965d4f4⋯.png (614 KB, 1132x786, 566:393, 8chan-cnn.png)

>>15244692

>did we get mentioned somewhere recently?

boy howdy, do i have a surprise for you.


2b7aee No.15244714

>>15244703

Fucking boomers.


56469b No.15244715

>>15244703

God damnit, was it really to much to ask that we stay out of the eyes of normalfags?


7a1bea No.15244718

File: 3bad896f9e4999b⋯.jpg (10.71 KB, 226x237, 226:237, marado marado.jpg)

>>15244703

Jesus Christ


5d2515 No.15244740

>>15242238

Now how'd you or the anon that produced it make that?


8784a9 No.15244757

>>15242292

/v/ - parenting experts


5e3d71 No.15244760

File: f687167c2b54085⋯.png (95.65 KB, 694x474, 347:237, retarded brits.png)

File: c1ab31fb242e89f⋯.png (542.82 KB, 672x555, 224:185, stupid brits 2.png)

File: f98caf73cd5eac7⋯.jpg (38.81 KB, 711x669, 237:223, bcXXuTR.jpg)

>>15244703

Even the retarded BBC has fell for the Q Anon meme.


56469b No.15244773

>>15244760

I really hope this QAnon shit dies off before the entire board is flooded with normalfags and Redditors.


5e3d71 No.15244782

File: af1275e20fa1bd2⋯.jpg (50.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, af1275e20fa1bd294cb2db79fd….jpg)

>>15244773

It will die like every meme. What makes this one funny is main stream media is actually taking it seriously.


3583bc No.15244792

File: 86830a3a8773f2c⋯.jpg (42.98 KB, 646x663, 38:39, 86830a3a8773f2c542ae96b19f….jpg)

>>15244760

>>15244703

Damn it all, it just hit me.

This is Project Chanology all over again. But this time with Boomers.


56469b No.15244803

>>15244782

It would be funny if it weren't for the fact that QAnon is linked to imageboards and everytime some faggoty media organization mentions it people will inevitably learn about 8chan.


2030d0 No.15244891

File: f9fd465cd2b0294⋯.jpg (117.84 KB, 988x571, 988:571, Kill me.jpg)

>>15244703

>>15244760

>even the msm is falling for qlarp


a53a82 No.15244892

>>15244718

>>15244703

I stopped by to visit my mom the other day on the way home, and she was bitching about Trump and how she heard on the PBS news hour that he was teaming up with some Chinese white nationalist hate site called 4chan to spread lies about the news media and Hillary Clinton. I about died laughing and she got pissed because she thought I was laughing at her.


b72d61 No.15244916

>>15244703

>Tell the Chanology tier /pol/ faggots to fuck off and stop it before some stupid shit happens

>They didn't listen


56469b No.15244928

>>15244916

I really hope this shit doesn’t get us flooded with normalfags and Redditors, but the only way I see that happening is if they all go to 4chan instead.


610808 No.15244942

>>15244928

Don't get your hopes up, this QFag shit has a "following" on twitter now - it would be funny if it werent invading us.


870597 No.15244960

>>15244942

yesterday in particular, this Q nigger's twitter account was trending apparently.


4688d9 No.15245006

File: c2963c2cd369db4⋯.gif (1.5 MB, 234x234, 1:1, kikes.gif)

Odd. I have no understanding how this 'game' works, but real$ is too much for such services. Spread it to other games for complete mongoloids such as myself though.

>>15241345


56469b No.15245019

>>15244960

This normalfag and Redditor wave is gonna hit us hard, I hope the vols will actually permaban these faggots.


f8dab7 No.15245020

>>15241473

This seems like a great thing to do as a prank and then upload the results as a video. And, of course, make money on the side. Just seem like you know enough about the game to convince the parents that you're qualified, and then when it comes time to teach the kid, just make shit up.


f8dab7 No.15245038

>>15244892

>and she got pissed because she thought I was laughing at her.

Wait, you weren't? I'm confused.


48a908 No.15245053

Fortnite doesn't take skill like quake in the good old days

these kids will grow up to be plebs


56469b No.15245078

>>15245053

Not if you give those kids good games to play.


a53a82 No.15245091

File: ab7f2c9b9ba413c⋯.jpg (73.97 KB, 453x404, 453:404, a1b95a1b6af3ffd56ecd6eebf5….jpg)

>>15245038

I was laughing at the absurdity of the situation, not at her. I can't fault an old fuck who grew up trusting Walter Cronkite to wrap her head around the fact that the news media is basically the National Inquirer at this point, or for not knowing what memes and shitposting are. She still thinks these fucks have reporters in the field digging up stories, rather than a staff of interns trolling twitter for trending hashtag stories and regurgitating shit they found on blogs. The idea that they use camera and audio editing tricks to chop up an interview to get the respondent to say whatever it is they want them to say doesn't even register. It's fucking sad, if anything, that she's getting manipulated like that - but what the fuck can you do? People that age still think that something being on TV means it has validity to it, because TV is serious business.


56469b No.15245105

>>15245091

You should try and reveal the truth to her, even if it might be in vain.


48a908 No.15245123

>>15245091

tell mommy to lurk moar and call her a faggot


b8d55c No.15245175

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15241567

>kids are so lazy they cant even be fucked learning how to play simple videogames

That would be just sad if it was Fortnite or Kids only , It's not

"Squad"-half sim kind of game,There are official dev yt guides ,tutorials from players and steam guides ,it takes you about 10 mins to become the top 2% of players skill cap(assuming you use what you learned)

People actively refuse to learn , if you give them advice they will ignore it , shit talk you for it or just shout like retards ,People run with LMG's because it's a cool big gun but if you ask them for cover fire they will give you the NPC blank stare

Same thing with snipers,The people that choose sniper role are the same in every game ,no cover ,if your squad lead is a sniper nothing will get done

People joining squads with no intent to follow , or with full intent to work against the squad leader ,people bitching when you kick them from a squad for not following orders

EU Servers-20 languages and 100 version of english-people don't talk much but at least get stuff done

USA Servers-Everybody is fucking verbally shitposting all the time ,People think that you are a Bad person if you don't respond to their 15 "Hi" or other weather talk that's not important to the game ,they will also report you to admins for not answering dumb shit like "where are you from" and ask admins to remove your squad lead role Instead of making their own Squad which takes 2 clicks

Why do they even play this , I hate them ,They came to the game for Skype with extra activities


a2dcee No.15245184

>>15241345

Another gag predicted by South Park?

>>15241817

He's into fictional characters not the real deal guise wtf

>>15242105

I thought Wendy's was a confederate, hence why her redneck design.


7a1bea No.15245214

>>15245175

Holy fuck learn how to use commas


2f83b5 No.15245245

>>15245091

So, you are either too lazy to or aren't eloquent enough to explain simple things to the people close to you.


870597 No.15245257

>>15245245

not that anon, but sometimes folks refuse to learn even when they're shown the truth.

in modern society there's a large amount of individuals who not only don't understand but consciously refuse to understand.


2f83b5 No.15245272

>>15245257

Yep, some people are helpless fools, but to give up on individual you are closely related to and say it's simply because of their age is wrong, as I've personally experienced. People don't want to come out of the cave, as Plato said, you have to drag them out, and if you lack the strength to do so then that indicates an area where you can improve yourself.


920d52 No.15245336

One day aliens will come down on this earth and annhilate us all because of what faggotry we have created


56469b No.15245345

>>15245336

>Implying that aliens wouldn't also be faggots


7b0fed No.15245368

File: f7b1a333a5a988c⋯.mp4 (3.28 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ayy-lmao.mp4)

>>15245345

That'd explain their fascination with butt probes.


d832c2 No.15245373

File: f9a6e905b896495⋯.jpg (60.44 KB, 808x455, 808:455, MY FACE WHEN.jpg)

>>15241345

>Parents Are Hiring Fortnite Tutors for Their Children Now Only $20 an hour


e818af No.15245381

>>15245368

el-em-ay-oh

I always said it la-mao


ecf0c7 No.15245524

>>15244703

I saw Chris Hayes had a panel about QAnon yesterday. We're not only under the scrutiny of MSM, but also the Trump administration. >>>/qresearch/ is now the core of Trump's base, and it's going to get worse during the midterms. Jim could probably get the Goldwater up there with Alex Jones with all this fucking attention on us.


e0fde1 No.15245528

How many kids will get raped?


899d1b No.15245536

File: 9ac0a21d8c876fc⋯.jpg (69.68 KB, 861x279, 287:93, 3ZXpNw8.jpg)

>>15244654

>>15244642

Absolutely reddit.


427ffe No.15245541

>>15241584

seriously this, fortnite isn't even as bad as overwatch or dota

just let go


56469b No.15245552

>>15245536

>Anyone who criticizes TORpedos is a redditor

How about you fuck off TORIDF.


ecf0c7 No.15245613

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15245524

Here's the video in question, by the way.


cf1eb4 No.15245619

>>15245613

>hooktube

Anon…


56469b No.15245626

>>15245613

Hooktube is dead anon.


ecf0c7 No.15245627

>>15245619

I know about the whole funding for Asian-on-(((white))) porn, but I just don't have the ability to webm an 8 minute video.


ecf0c7 No.15245632

>>15245626

Explain.


cf1eb4 No.15245640

>>15245632

Check the video, it's now just a lightweight youtube.


ecf0c7 No.15245653

>>15245640

So there's no difference now? What do we use instead?


56469b No.15245663


ecf0c7 No.15245670

File: 3af0b535a9306d8⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 145x145, 1:1, 1422053966273.jpg)

>>15245663

How? I ended up with a bloated 100mb one even when I downscaled.


ea889e No.15245672

>>15241584

Yeah, I'd rather something like Fortnite be popular than DOTA.


3a2719 No.15245675

File: 31a1eb359404282⋯.jpg (5.49 KB, 211x239, 211:239, retarded wojak.jpg)

This world is retarded and I hate it.


3a2719 No.15245678

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15241379

I miss the documentaries.


56469b No.15245680

>>15245670

I'm not sure, if it weren't for the fact that i'm on a potato laptop I would have tried to figure it out myself.

>>15245675

>Brainlet meme

Are you sure you aren't retarded yourself?


3a2719 No.15245682

File: 3e531b2e59d006b⋯.jpg (29.59 KB, 682x823, 682:823, I will rape and kill your ….jpg)

>>15245680

>Are you sure you aren't retarded yourself?

I will fucking shank you


e3ae70 No.15245689

assfaggots takes more skill, teamwork and tactical thinking than fortnite though


56469b No.15245693

>>15245682

Will you do that before or after going back to cuckchan to post more cuckchan memes?


3a2719 No.15245708

File: b6dec5407833c71⋯.png (375.89 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, b6dec5407833c7144d45c6b341….png)

>>15245693

I took that picture myself. You can't just use cuckchan as a pejorative for anyone that you don't like.


ecf0c7 No.15245710

File: c73e45a090be159⋯.png (897.98 KB, 1299x709, 1299:709, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png)

File: 2f4a3b5975eda48⋯.png (87.06 KB, 634x198, 317:99, AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa….png)

File: 7976b9c277ca209⋯.png (18.39 KB, 904x601, 904:601, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)

File: 952788508a4feea⋯.png (3.54 KB, 564x66, 94:11, AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA….png)

File: 88ee07b0c014ac3⋯.jpg (95.03 KB, 647x636, 647:636, 1376062861171.jpg)

Guys, how do we kill /qresearch/?


e3ae70 No.15245714

>>15245708

fuck off reddit


3a2719 No.15245723

File: 0030cd25dcd59eb⋯.png (355.92 KB, 599x510, 599:510, Karen with gun.png)

>>15245714

Go back to Gaia Online.


019994 No.15245726

File: fc54223b8483d9e⋯.jpg (113.94 KB, 612x612, 1:1, The_Walking_Dead.jpg)

>>15241473

I did for dota and LoL, and thanks to this I'm already making calls. Normalfags are so easy to farm


56469b No.15245731

>>15245708

You mean you got it from here? http://archive.is/wmKHy


e3ae70 No.15245735

>>15245726

boosters and account scammers made pretty good money off LoL


3a2719 No.15245755

>>15245731

I meant the anime girl


56469b No.15245766

>>15245755

Don't play stupid nigger, you know damn well that I was talking about the cuckchan Wojak.


3a2719 No.15245781

File: e1a0da24c26a31b⋯.jpg (57.34 KB, 375x351, 125:117, 424ca5f1dcab5d9a2b1b91fa02….jpg)

>>15245766

I have no idea what you're talking about anon


56469b No.15245786

>>15245781

The idea is that you should fuck off to cuckchan if you're gonna a cuckchan meme.


ecf0c7 No.15245803

And to any of the journalists/interns who might lurking right now just to write about QAnon, please stop and write something of value instead. I'm sick of all the attention we get because of this faggot, and I'm sure the lot of you feel embarrassed having to dredge through loli and hentai when you're at work. This place has no political value no matter how many boomers shout about it. Don't come here anymore either, we don't want you and chances are you don't want us.


2138f3 No.15245957

>>15244306

there already is a videogame school irl though linus covered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_zhCAv4aY


11bf04 No.15245985

>>15241584

This in all honesty. Even Fortnite isn't as bad as League of Faggots where you get your account deleted for saying one meanie word.


bf0d43 No.15246021

File: 7f4d7ea3da30e63⋯.png (13.62 KB, 648x204, 54:17, hmm.png)

What's wrong with VICE covering this?

Gaming addiction is a Vice - their namesake


19d5f3 No.15246097

File: 1c9f1ea307f1444⋯.jpg (41.11 KB, 460x599, 460:599, 16356345.jpg)

>>15245735

Fun fact: best LoL player in the world is account booster.


2138f3 No.15246102

>>15246021

Nothing wrong with them covering it


c03d60 No.15246105

>>15244740

Probably just utilized a game engine and recorded it. I have no idea I'm just speculating.


598cb4 No.15246119

>>15244792

>People who can barely use the internet

>coming here in hordes

Surprised I don't see fags putting their names and emails all over yet. They certainly don't know about being anonymous online.


9012dc No.15257676

>>15244792

GamerGate actually ended up with the same effect of brining in newfags.




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