312ea5 No.15232494
The first time I saw the trailer for this I instantly thought:
>There'll be no actual content
>The world variety will be minor and repetitive
>This flat out will be a boring fucking game no one will enjoy past the 3 hour mark
I know I'm not the only one of course but everywhere else online including fullchan /v/ was defending it to their dying breath, giving it the "benefit of the doubt", refusing or being incapable to spot the games flaws a mile away. Even here a lot of people were cautiously optimistic about it. I felt so fucking good when it came out and the slow realisation washed over the masses, all their hype and dreams shattered and it was all their own fault for not seeing what was in front of their nose the whole time.
04ea23 No.15232504
>>15232494
>else online including fullchan /v/ was defending it to their dying breath
What. You got proofs for that claim? All I can remember is it was a total disaster.
11fdc9 No.15232523
>see thread that's almost certainly shit
>it's shit
knew it
312ea5 No.15232528
>>15232504
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/No%20Man%27s%20Sky/type/op/start/2016-01-09/end/2016-04-10/
Click through a few of those and you'll see at least half of them are defending it, sometimes entire threads are nothing but a circlejerk for the game.
4af7c8 No.15232533
>>15232494
It's actually not that bad. (Unless you're a ADD consumer drone who has to be constantly stimulated) If you just want to chill out and fuck around playing interstellar minecraft it's a decent game.
Horses for courses.
bc96a3 No.15232537
>>15232528
>cuckchan got a bunch of astroturfing threads
Surprising absolutely no-one.
04ea23 No.15232541
>>15232528
>says fullchan
>post halfchan
Anon, I…
0add5c No.15232545
>>15232528
>cuckchan /v/
>rampant shill threads
312ea5 No.15232547
>>15232541
I meant halfchan, I'm retarded
11fdc9 No.15232550
>>15232528
>4kids shill circlejerk
>somehow surprising
>>15232533
not even good bait
aaa83c No.15232715
>>15232494
It was more they straight up fucking lied you disengenous faggot.
If the game was half as interesting as those trailers at launch it would have been pretty decent. Exploring new planets with interesting biomes and more than 3 recycled things to see plus actual creatures that interacted with the environment. I am still convinced they lost all of their code and most of the assets in that flood and had to release an earlier build. The game we were shown at e3 was playable and the final product was nothing like it. You aren't some scion of foresight to see that this game was going foresightThe development was plagued with issues and the soymonster Sean was too much of a pussy to backtrack on his earlier promises. It is fairly admirable they didn't take the money and run though. They actually tried to turn it into a worthwhile game long after everyone stopped caring.
312ea5 No.15232723
>>15232715
> You aren't some scion of foresight
Clearly I am if all it took was for me to see one trailer and predict perfectly how the game would end up. They didn't lose shit in the flood, they did what every developer does and built a highly limited but very technically impressive vertical slice to trick idiots like you into buying the game.
They lied in the way a preacher lies when he says "give me money and Jesus will love you". If you got sukered in by NMS then you deserve to be conned.
721815 No.15232755
>was telling /v/ that CDPR are cucks and CP77 will be leftist propaganda long before E3 trailer
>it is
79c0c8 No.15232758
>>15232715
>>15232723
I I hate how once it started getting updates, people began to post videos of people speaking out about how the game is actually good now. This game doesn't deserve a second chance, and giving the game that chance will make sure that companies will be free from subtlety and just completely lie to your face.This is beyond early access cancer, this is putting out an amazing movie trailer so you can sell them a blank DVD later.
8ae091 No.15232772
60e64b No.15233389
>>15232494
NMS was doomed to shit as soon as the words 'procedural generation' were uttered.
Structureless, 'randomness' is no basis for a good game unless you're tasked with building order on top of it and making the randomness you're presented with work to your tune to improve your lot. None of that is/was possible in NMS so on top of being a goal-less mishmash of bland samey tripe it was static. A mediocre museum of ugliness.
360076 No.15233411
Fallout 4. Told all my friends it was gonna be shit. They all bought it, and were back to New Vegas and 3 within a month.
60e64b No.15233439
>>15233411
>back to 3
As someone who's just attempted this again they were in for roughly as shit a time.
b539b4 No.15233459
>>15233439
Fallout was never good.
6ff480 No.15233534
I really, really hated Twilight Princess when it came out to the point it made me never bother getting a Wii. This isn't so much about the game itself as that console being a massive disappointment to pretty much everyone.
0f7bc7 No.15234008
>half of them are defending it, sometimes entire threads are nothing but a circlejerk for the game.
Having checked about half a dozen, I'd say even cuckchan understood NMS was going to be shit. Barely anyone defended it. That being said, do they really tolerate trip/namefags like this?
ea7475 No.15234076
>>15232715
>The game we were shown at e3 was playable
Datamining revealed the E3 trailer was a scripted movie, actually.
121c1b No.15234089
>>15232494
>giving it the "benefit of the doubt"
I see no reason why you shouldn't unless you're a nihilistic negative nancy.
ea7475 No.15234096
>>15234008
>legit
>af
>kys
<oh, he blew in from twitter
>honest to fuck RPing
>ellipsis with only two periods
>m8
>protip
>you can't argue with that
>i am disappoint
I honestly can't tell what era of the internet this guy is from. It'd be funny if he weren't such a fucking faggot. To answer your question, yes, they really do tolerate "people" like that.
3432d2 No.15234109
>>15232715
You're a retarded monkey who fell for the pretty colors and grand promises without using an ounce of critical thought like all the rest of the soyboys who got scammed. Anyone who wasn't a dumbass or a shill saw right through the very first trailer the instant it was shown at E3.
4f5c95 No.15234126
Reminder that shills go at it here by starting OPs with negative opinions.
Reminder that this is being made even before the last thread has reached page 13.
>but everywhere else online including fullchan /v/ was defending it to their dying breath
Reminder that these fucking jews are lemmings and function just like clockwork.
b73e41 No.15234128
>>15232755
>pulling shit out your ass without any evidence
>get it right by accident
You don't get any points for that
0d7c3a No.15234131
3918d5 No.15234181
>>15232494
>It's nothing that was promised or insulting version of it.
You got the masterpiece OP.
Some other games have tried their hardest, but did not get as insulting as Nu Man's Soy.
312ea5 No.15234190
>>15234089
Because I saw the trailer, heard "randomly generated" and used my brain to put two and two together. It didn't take a genius to spot that the game would never live up to its promises, and given that the promises (even if they were true) didn't impress or engage me at all I was doubly sure I'd end up thinking it was a boring fucking game when it came out and I was right.
I've played enough to know what I like, to know what will probably be a decent game and what will be a complete fucking mess 9 times out of 10. It's not an impressive skill, any retard who's played games for a few years should be able to do this.
312ea5 No.15234206
>>15234181
>that wolfenstein webm
What in gods name did they think they were doing when they made that?
0f7bc7 No.15234259
Taking this thread to remind people the state of halfchan.
>>15234206
Triggering insecure little cispigs like yourself sweetie :)
3918d5 No.15234267
>>15234206
>What in gods name did they think they were doing when they made that?
Current year motherfucker, current year.
Hyper brainwash tier Social Media creating literal "think tanks" isolated from the other the tanks. Dystopia of masspsychosis, nonsense, impulsive behavior and cruelty awaits us all.
Or we just stop giving a fuck.
0091d8 No.15234295
>>15232494
Every kikestarter game.
6ff480 No.15234324
>>15234089
It's called being old enough to remember Spore you underage faggot.
023d9b No.15234329
>>15234267
The golem always turns on its creator.
ed3a95 No.15234519
>>15232528
Go back OP you sack of shit
>>>/cuckchan/
b1404f No.15234719
>>15232494
Anthem will be the next bomb.
You can go to any /v/ and there isn't a single thread about it. So at least Anons are learning from past mistakes.
0e7c79 No.15234767
OP go back to cuckchan you'll find a more receptive audience for shilling
>>15232755
BUT MUH BASED SLAVS
Seriously, it feels like certain ethnic groups can do no wrong on here. Where have I heard that line of reasoning before? I wonder…
461ec2 No.15234790
Well, since NMS and vindication were brought up:
>leading up to the release, many people were already skeptical over Sean Murray doing nothing but providing half-assed, vague, non-answer answers about the game
>people trying to bring these concerns were met with unrelenting retardation
<"SEAN MURRAY CAN DO NO WRONG THIS GAME WILL KILL STAR CITIZEN IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN YOU'RE JUST A DUMB HATER FUCK YOU MUH ZILLION GORILLION PLANETS MUH ARTISTIC STYLE RRRREEEEEEEEEEE"
>the subreddit is just full of smug faggots, all declaring that every disident will be eating their words
I only went to the subreddit to see how hard the shilling was, but was met with seven kinds of autism and chromosomes
>then the release hits
>it's fucking garbage, more shallow than a kiddy pool and more repetitive than a broken record going on a loop
>the subreddit goes into full meltdown, going through the griefing process extremely hard
>it gets so bad that they go from hardcore shilling to hating on Sean Murray and then devolve into absolute shitposting, either regular or ironic
>posts no longer make any sense, even people going to post "haha see we told you so" are scratching their heads in confusion
>this goes into a downward spiral for months before hello games broke silence with updates
The game is still pretty bad, and while it truly was a case of vindication of all those who were skeptical, watching the chromosomic meltdown of the subreddit was truly a thing to behold, and I only wonder: if it got this bad with a release such as this, just imagine the fucking autistic cataclism that star citizen is bound to become.
196cae No.15234815
>>15232723
>>15234109
Fuck off, you insufferable retards. What exact trailer we saw had nothing but actual gameplay and different kinds of content, shooting, exploration, researching lifeforms, jumping into a ship and flying into space through a kindling interdimensionally travelling multiplayer space fleet battle then discovering a completely new biologically different planet to land on, all without any shitty cutscenes, QTEs or even loading.
You're basically deflecting from the fact the piece of shit faggots literally fucking lied and don't even realize it no better than any of the pathetic retards pseudointellectuao hipster whiteknights. Kill yourself.
>>15234076
This is the only post to pay attention to.
3432d2 No.15234958
>>15234815
>stop making fun of me for being retarded!
If you actually bought this piece of shit you have no one but yourself to blame. I can't even get mad at Murray and his team; Even if he hadn't taken advantage of you gullible mouthbreathers, someone else surely would have
196cae No.15234990
>>15234958
>no rebuttal
>saying any of this means having been suckered into buying and being the retard instead of you
>ignoring everything
Yeah. Kill yourself.
3432d2 No.15235032
>>15234990
What is there to rebut? If you watched that trailer and actually thought any of that shit wasn't heavily scripted, or if you heard the words "procedurally generated" and thought anything but "this will be shit" you are literally too fucking stupid to live. You are the textbook definition of a lemming and you exist for the sole purpose of having your wallet drained by people marginally less retarded than yourself. There's nothing more to it. You deserve to suffer.
So Sean Murray is a liar? So what? He is without a doubt a fucking subhuman piece of shit, but then what does that make everyone who bought in to his pathetic, absurd lies that anyone with two halves of a brain cell to rub together could see through as plain as day? They're not even subhumans, they're mindless golem with more money than sense. And don't even try to act impartial; if you're this asshurt over some retard scamming those who are slightly more retarded than he is, you clearly belong to the latter group and don't even deserve to be pitied.
40c612 No.15235056
I could tell from miles away that this game was going to be fucking trash based on early interviews with Sakamoto where he compared it to Fusion. Still amazes me that it surprised people with its awfulness. I conjecture that this really only happened to people who never played that cancerous piece of shit Fusion or were 3 years old when they did and have some sort of nostalgia attached to it.
0978c8 No.15235071
>>15232494
>Time you felt butthurt of the game doing well now and people are enjoying it.
I think NMS is a pile of shit but this is actually (YOU). This is what is going on in your sad little mind.
239a7e No.15235085
>>15234206
The devs have a preggo fetish.
b4d781 No.15235095
>>15234815
>actual gameplay and different kinds of content, shooting, exploration, researching lifeforms, jumping into a ship and flying into space through a kindling interdimensionally travelling multiplayer space fleet battle then discovering a completely new biologically different planet to land on, all without any shitty cutscenes, QTEs or even loading.
<Actually believed a AAA game trailer at E3 was real gameplay and not a scripted pseudomovie to get hype rolling
You're either naive as fuck or haven't been paying attention to the gaming industry for over 5 years
ff90ba No.15235109
>>15232494
Nobody except retards thought numale's soy would be anything but trash.
6ff480 No.15235113
>>15234815
>needing a dataminer to notice obvious camerakeying
196cae No.15235163
>>15235032
They were seemingly autistic and indie that had all the time in the world to work on that shit for years and make it sloppy stylized polygons that could load all that smoothly. There is no excuse for not just making it look like shit but still have all of the fucking game we were promised.
Pay attention to fucking logic and stop being such an insufferable faggot just for the sake of it on /v/.
3432d2 No.15235203
>>15235163
>They were seemingly autistic and indie that had all the time in the world to work on that shit for years and make it sloppy stylized polygons that could load all that smoothly. There is no excuse for not just making it look like shit but still have all of the fucking game we were promised.
What are you even rambling about now you goddamned chromosome hoarder? They seemed indie? Even though they were funded by fucking Sony?
<b-but they said they were gonna make it good! why didn't they make it good! they could have just made it good if, if, if…
You got fucking scammed. Why don't you learn from your mistakes and make sure it doesn't happen again instead of crying about it like a little bitch on /v/?
adf724 No.15235215
>>15232494
Does Shawn and his soyboys pay you for this?
196cae No.15235318
>>15235203
It wasn't good because they were lying faggots led by an even bigger lying piece of shit and I keep fucking telling you there's valid reason to be angry it was literally fake even when I didn't even fucking touch it, which I described over and over again yet only >>15235095 has a valid reply and you just keep unintelligibly spewing anyone pointing this out was scammed or "hurr it wuz obvious and whoever duzint agree with me haz brain damage" Shut the fuck up, you obnoxious retard. Holy shit.
3432d2 No.15235345
>>15235318
This anon >>15235095 said the same fucking thing I did here >>15235032
You're retarded.
>BUT THEY LIED 2 ME!!!!1!!
Get over it, faggot.
12bca0 No.15235382
>>15234324
>>15234190
Congratulations. You get to say "I told you so". I sure hope that made your sad little life a little bit bearable. God bless.
3432d2 No.15235390
>>15235382
+1 salty faggot that bought Nu Male's Sky
b37e0a No.15235435
>fullchan /v/
You need to go back
40c612 No.15235456
>>15235435
This, the term is "Mark/v/".
023d9b No.15235483
>>15235382
Right? Imagine patting yourself on the back for having a modicum of intelligence and feeling vindicated when time inevitably proves you right, which would indicate you actually had some care for what those masses of morons believed to begin with. Middlebrow people who can't tell how high the sky is make me laugh.
196cae No.15235531
>>15235456
>asshurt lawless retards still forcing this
85b4e7 No.15235687
>>15232494
Yep I thought that 5 years ago
Games still empty turd
https://youtu.be/-5jWtz3rzco
c3671e No.15235886
>>15232494
So either OP wants praise for seeing something we all saw coming, or he's a shill setting up a thread to open the door to discussion about NMS. Either way he's a faggot and this thread is gay.
>>15232533
>"interstellar minecraft"
<he's talking about NMS and not Space Engineers
wow
>>15234126
this
fca0d9 No.15236440
>>15235071
I don't care if a game does well or not, I buy all my games used for 10 bucks years after they release because I don't give a fuck about "supporting developers" or playing shit day 1. NMS was just a super obvious example of "This is a lie, the game will be bad, all you idiots getting hype must be blind or retarded".
fca0d9 No.15236456
>>15235886
What medication are you on? Because it's making you paranoid.
In your mind it looks like this:
>OH MY GOD HE'S A SHILL THE NEW UPDATE CAME OUT HE'S A FUCK SHILL HERE TO TRICK ME INTO BUYING THE GAME
In reality this is what is actually happening:
>Oh that new update for NMS came out, that reminds me how I saw this shit coming way before release. I think I'll make a thread about this, I'm sure plenty of people will have similar stories or want to discuss the game negatively now that the updates reminded them it exists again. I'm bored and it might be entertaining.
7fd147 No.15236470
I remember seeing that trailer and instantly thinking "If this was going to be any good they would have shown some actual gameplay".
>mfw I didn't waste my time or money on No Man's Buy
912730 No.15236500
>>15236470
Ur such a kewl and smart dood anon.
40c612 No.15236510
I've actually still not entirely sure what No Man's Sky even is, nor do I care. Get on my level.
9041d2 No.15236513
>>15232494
I think what happened with No Game's Sky is that everybody listened to the sob story the devs put out there about the struggle they went through to get the game finished. People are suckers for an underdog story - unfortunately in this case, the underdog in question turned out to be a mangy mutt who should've been put out of its misery.
ad8102 No.15236528
>>15232494
>>15236470
I just watched vinny vinesauce streaming no man's sky.
Its fucking amazing. You should definitely try it out.
81b552 No.15236972
>>15232494
>Have few pals who think Tarkov is going to be a cool game. (This was back when it was still new and wasn't as known)
>They tell me i should get it.
>Look at pricing
>What the fuck am i buying here?
>Tell them I'll think about.
>They drop it in less than 2 weeks
>Why'd you stop playing tarkov?
>Too buggy and glitchy.
>Mfw i didn't buy
19acf2 No.15236996
>>15236528
Yes, fellow Gamer Dude™,
I just pre-ordered 5 copies.
btw aren't all women whores? ;) #maga
e71c4a No.15237017
>>15236972
This happens to me like every other month with Ark clones and early access games
<Anon buy Ark, it's so cool and you can raise dinosaurs
>It's Minecraft. I played Minecraft and got bored of it
<Oh Anon it's not Minecraft, here I'll buy it for you just play it
>If you insist
- 2 weeks later, moved on -
>No more Ark, huh?
<Nah Anon this is Conan Exiles, it's totally different
>It looks the same but with nudity
<Nah dude it's actually totally different
>K, but I'm not playing this one
<Anon why are you such a buzzkill
- 2 weeks later, moved on -
>Hey what's this new game you're playing
<Oh this is an early access game, not surprised you haven't played it
>Didn't you learn from the last early access game that most of them are just scams that want your money for a bug filled mess
<Not all early access games are shit, look this one is 4 games in 1!!
I've given up on asking what they're playing
4af7c8 No.15237036
>>15234815
>All games these days are so good that a mediocre one deserves my unbridled hatred…
W
E
W
d50645 No.15237044
>>15236972
>Too buggy and glitchy.
Its 2018, bugs are part of every game now. Its time to accept it.
34d510 No.15237297
>>15236528
>The game glitches and kills him.
>Gets upset when people call it shit.
>The game crashes moments later.
>Still gets upset at people for calling it shit.
21123a No.15248786
>what it takes to know that shit is shit
actual game screenshot is enough. 10 secs of gameplay just to be sure.
ed109e No.15256602
>>15232494
Whenever I see "procedurally generated" I know it's going to be shit so I avoid it like the plague. It's basically just a different way of saying "low effort". This rule has helped me avoid so many shitty games it's not even funny.
023d9b No.15256661
>>15236528
I was wondering this a while ago, since I've only briefly watched a few streamers, but is there even one that is actually openly intelligent? The common tactic seems to be pretending to be or being retarded to increase engagement with the viewers by having them rage at you.
a92485 No.15257037
>>15232494
>no content
>repetitiveness
>boring after a short while
All of these were obvious the moment they said they were basing everything on procedural generation
b189f3 No.15265696
>>15232494
Everybody knew that. Anyone who fell for it was just in denial up until the very end.
ca879c No.15265876
>>15232494
when no one could explain the gamplay loop when the game was 3 months out that was a huge red flag.
6ff480 No.15265908
>>15256661
The Freelance Astronauts were the closest thing we're ever going to have to intelligent streamers and even they devolved into screaming retardation at times.
361d4f No.15265922
>>15256661
charlscarroll, the other cunt from MDE, his knowledge of the industry is amazing and his rant against emotions as a valid means of determining life during Cage's latest shitfest is better than any expert's essays i've ever read. Sadly he rarely streams and its mostly shitposting over old movies
Apart from that I can't think of any besides the odd anon doing a one off for something.
e3a311 No.15265951
>>15232494
>>There'll be no actual content
>tfw there's almost too much content.
>>The world variety will be minor and repetitive
>tfw planets are not just wildly different when it comes to aesthetics bot also gameplay, some so fucking weird that I guarantee that you've never seen anything like, not even in the best hand crafted games or even Space Engine is there such a difference between planets
>>This flat out will be a boring fucking game no one will enjoy past the 3 hour mark
>tfw I'm on the 30 hour mark and still just scratching at the surface
95d1b1 No.15266528
>>15248786
Fuck these days you can just look at a picture of the development team to tell.
95d1b1 No.15266541
>>15265951
You see a puddle and think there's an ocean's depth beneath. There isn't.
4af7c8 No.15266558
>>15235886
>he's talking about he's played and not the one he hasn't
IMAGING
MOI
SHARK
Anyway, I'll leave you to your pre-digested opinions and sophism.
f425d7 No.15271392
>>15265951
>(((1)))
>shilling Nu Male's Sky
that doubles ID is wasted on (((you)))
f9a835 No.15271400
>>15232494
you were wrong, there were enough normalfag shitters who enjoyed this trash to make hello games rich. even now there are still retards who defend this shit, like
>>15232533
>>15234089
>>15235071
>>15265951