840c48 No.15217456
Let's play a little game. We've done it once before and it was quite fun, so we're trying it again.
ITT spoil a video game using ambiguous and vague words, and then other anons will try and guess what game it is you're spoiling. Feel free to spoil the spoiler itself and your guess, but at the end of the day nobody is forcing you to comply with that.
Images do not have to be a hint, but they can be. Just make sure not to make it too obvious. I'll begin:
You and your best bro 4 life search for an ancient evil artifact and must find it before the enemy bad guys do. Your bro 4 life finds it but decides to use it for himself so you promptly kill him and then destroy the artifact, but it turns out destroying it only helped an even greater bad guy you were not aware of, and you don't kill that big bad until a sequel and 5 expansion packs later.
3d057c No.15217477
Don't open it, there's a bomb inside of it.
4a7fd4 No.15217483
You kill your son or nuke the commonwealth.
970647 No.15217592
Your hot wife is actually your cousin
5326f5 No.15217599
>>15217483
>You kill your son or nuke the commonwealth.
Borderlands 2
It was all a dream. You're a kid who was sleeping and anticipating going to a theme park, and the main villain of the franchise is your dick brother.
5326f5 No.15217606
>>15217477
>Don't open it, there's a bomb inside of it.
Metal Gear: GZ?
fb876c No.15217628
The Island Explodes because a Beast Awakens
840c48 No.15217630
fb876c No.15217632
Your rival falls off the space station and dies
c08e89 No.15217633
>I watched a Python tutorial and in doing so learned how to change reality itself. I wanted to use my newly found skills to find a boyfriend, and cocked it all up, killing killing my closest friends in the process. Also I failed to account for my boyfriend existing in an entirely different plane of existence from my own, so I end up playing chess with him and telling him how to destroy my whole plan and put things back to normal, except not really because #womencoders lol
>I sent my army of retard militias armed with spears and padded pijamas to conquer some town owned by bumfuck yokels, except my retard militias didn't do anything because my general is insanely overpowered and can fight entire armies himself if his "Evil" stat is high enough. Over the course of several years, I decline joining a crusade because fuck you it's halfway across the globe, I get excommunicated for teaching Perfidious Albion who's boss, form an alliance with italians who then proceed to betray me not even a few months later, see most of Asia Minor and the Middle East get raped and pillaged by Pope Harold the Peaceful, have a Jihad called on my capital and have to fight a whopping 0 jihadist armies because my turf is surrounded by Catholics who proceed to go King Baldwin on the dumbshit Mohammets. Eventually, after passing through Eastern Europe who, has been reduced to ashes by Mongolians, and extincting the cockroach, I arrive in Jerusalem which is owned by the Holy Roman Empire, who then loses it to rebels the next year. After a "battle" in which my literal Lord of Terror frightens the rebels to death, I take Jerusalem and somehow conquer all of Europe in the process
>My grandpa gets fucking vaporized by a GDI Ion Cannon piloted by Marx from Kirby. Then it turns out my best bro was actually a fucking Lunarian who was just using me to help him defeat Dagoth Ur's Jewish cousin. After fighting some purple, space alligator to the tune of Seinfeld, my bro sacrifices himself to defeat him except he doesn't actually die. Afterwards, my bro4lyf tells me that my whole life is all a lie and that I was shanghied from my real world and given false memories just to help his dumb ass. Then Hatsune Miku sings a sad song which causes me to get sucked into a black whole and in doing so causes some fag in a parallel universe start crying like he just watched Homeward Bound after downing a fistful of estrogen pills. Also the only people who acknowledge my miserable fake existance only do so to masturbate to drawings of me being anally fucked by other men
fb876c No.15217635
>>15217630
That was the fastest (You) I've ever gotten. Yes, good job.
fb876c No.15217643
You steal gold from an evil geisha.
fb876c No.15217645
Reality inverts itself and you're the one left to play god.
7e45eb No.15217656
The dragon isn't the one who melted your fren's brain.
fb876c No.15217663
e95208 No.15217672
It was your daughter the whole time
bc9270 No.15217684
you are stuck on the moon and are never ever going to get help
108510 No.15217685
You get the good ending by fast forwarding for several months without doing anything.
108510 No.15217687
45ef49 No.15217696
Clock hits the 13 hour, everything you care about disappears with you.
5b3b86 No.15217708
You win the tournament and the asshole tournament organizer grants your wish with a loophole.
840c48 No.15217710
>>15217633
These must be really well done cause I cannot figure out a single one.
108510 No.15217724
You go to supernatural therapy and either atone for your sins, atone for sins you never committed, never existed, die, or don't atone for sins you never knew you committed.
970647 No.15217730
>>15217628
SF Alpha 3 for Ryu?
970647 No.15217733
>>15217730
I meant Alpha 2
846bb3 No.15217739
This might be a bit obvious. You have to kill yourself to end the cycle of Chosen Ones.
>>15217696
It's The world ends with you, right?
>>15217477
VtM:B
108510 No.15217740
A young man fails to keep his promises, commits bestiality, and leaves his childhood friend dying in the cold.
>>15217708
Twisted Metal
58b073 No.15217743
You must save a blind seeress from an infamous legend hero turned bandit king. When you defeat him you can finally talk to the seeress who turns out to be your sister who was kidnapped after your village was massacred by the same bandit clan you just destroyed.
0bc608 No.15217746
The autistic detective was a psycho spy all along and fucked with half the main cast's lives years ago completely undetected
46b9df No.15217749
You are paid to be a cuckold's friend until he convinces himself he's in charge and turns you into the cuckold.
722293 No.15217751
>>15217743
That's easy, Fable.
2c986e No.15217759
>>15217592
Fire Emblem Fates
You and your waifu talk to God and manage to convince him that life isn't the neverending clusterfuck he thinks it is, and then you go kill one of his angels piloting a world ending mech.
58b073 No.15217760
>>15217751
Alright wise guy, then prepare to have you mind melted by this one.
You are the big evil conqueror everyone was afraid of but you didn't know it because of magically induced amnesia.
846bb3 No.15217761
>>15217685
One of the Harvest Moons games?
108510 No.15217762
>>15217760
This is a long shot, but Utawarerumono?
51fe6f No.15217766
>>15217633
>fucking vaporized by a GDI Ion Cannon
Command and Conquer 95
> ust using me to help him defeat Dagoth Ur's Jewish cousin
That one expansion to morrowind?
12cd34 No.15217771
I'll give you three.
>You begin and end the game feeling that feel when no GF
>"Genocide is OK when WE do it XDXDXD Who cares they looked like nazis!"
>"Just when you thought you died in a nuclear fire, you get saved but your mom shows up and crashes your ride"
51fe6f No.15217773
3fe841 No.15217776
>>15217760
KOTOR?
>You run around destroying people's hopes and dreams before killing a god and erasing yourself from existence
f90e7b No.15217779
>>15217746
delicious pancakes
677588 No.15217785
51fe6f No.15217788
You fight the big bad only to realize that it was rigged from the beginning and that instead of gaining your sister back that you actually ___the game_
108510 No.15217789
You either marry one of the girls (they're all good) or end up as a depressed incel for eternity.
The remake lets you fuck your cat in the best ending.
840c48 No.15217794
>>15217766
It's not supposed to be taken literally you massive idiot. He's being ambiguous and vague on purpose. Very cleverly, I might add.
>>15217771
Is the first one Conker's Bad Fur Day?
>>15217785
Incorrect
906825 No.15217800
After hours of levelling and gathering armor, the final boss is killed with a single button prompt and cutscene.
890437 No.15217801
You escape your life as a wageslave and become truly happy.
58b073 No.15217804
You blow up the corrupt mayor who tried to NTR you with your waifu and you live together forever with her for the rest of your undeath.
>>15217773
>>15217776
ding ding ding
94dcc2 No.15217808
12cd34 No.15217813
>>15217794
<Is the first one Conker's Bad Fur Day?
No I will give you another hint.
>That guy you killed was onto something but it didn't really matter
846bb3 No.15217823
>>15217771
I think I know the second one but I can't for the life of me remember the name. It's the series with the planet of albinos that use Jin-Roh armor, right?
3d057c No.15217824
6abb5f No.15217825
>You're going to touch her ass no matter what, but it won't be worth the price. Always carry a spare swimsuit and some clothing-dissolving slime.
Answer, because no-one will get this:
Hakoniwa Explorer Plus
>An ancient curse causes two furries to put aside their differences and commit horrible acts of vandalism. Yes, the you-know-what was probably a JoJo Reference.
Answer:
Pharaoh Rebirth Plus
a3bb52 No.15217826
>>15217599
>It was all a dream. You're a kid who was sleeping and anticipating going to a theme park, and the main villain of the franchise is your dick brother.
Ruiner.
12cd34 No.15217830
>>15217823
Correct.
Killzone 3
0cf71a No.15217832
3fe841 No.15217835
>>15217804
Stubbs the Zombie
>>15217808
The Bureau: XCOM Declassified
374304 No.15217853
>>15217801
Stardew Valley.
>Your best buddy betrays you near the end of the game to become an open borders cuck and the "bad guys" did literally nothing wrong.
3fe841 No.15217861
>>15217853
Ace Combat Zero?
58b073 No.15217883
One last one from me.
You end the game fighting a god who wanted to construct his very own end of the world through portals connected through his dimension and Earth. This guy was able to create avatars of gods with the snap of his fingers when it took those beings thousands of years of gathering power. Then you went back to the station and took a well deserved paid vacation.
3fe841 No.15217891
>>15217867
Speaking of snow
>you gotta make good music to keep bad vibes and badder winter away, even though you're a psycho who treats their bff like shit
>>15217776
Since no one was able to answer mine I'll just go ahead and tell you all; it's BlazBlue: Centralfiction
5326f5 No.15217896
>>15217759
>You and your waifu talk to God and manage to convince him that life isn't the neverending clusterfuck he thinks it is, and then you go kill one of his angels piloting a world ending mech.
Star Ocean III?
>>15217739
>This might be a bit obvious. You have to kill yourself to end the cycle of Chosen Ones.
I had the answer to this, but I can't find it now. Must have forgotten to update my journal or something.
840c48 No.15217898
I've got another one
>You and your partner in crime stumble upon some wacky alien paraphernalia but only your partner can use them, so you use those tools to crack down on the ancient evil that was being awoken but you're too late and you're forced to kill your partner along with the ancient evil but it's alright because your partner from an alternate dimension where your roles were reversed meets up with you in your own dimension and you go back to doing what you always do as if nothing ever happened
400723 No.15217952
Entire game is a dream, but you'll never know that unless you 100% everything including secrets and also crack a secret code. Actually, it's a dream within a dream, but you'll only know that if you play the other games in the series, and those games' stories make so little sense that they aren't even internally consistent with themselves, let alone with other sequels. Except when they are. Also, the series has already been used and answered in this thread, but that description is only what the series is about if you're a pleb who isn't paying attention.
2c986e No.15217963
>>15217896
Nope, but I'll give you a hint… there are two angels in the game, one is the aforementioned angel in the world destroying mech, and the other is your waifu.
58b073 No.15217971
Wait, never mind. I just thought of another one. This is going to be my last one.
You must play through the game 3 times. Each "new game" is technically a different dimension in which you allied with evil god of another new game to defeat the evil god in your new game. The ending of New Game++ is the true ending.
f90e7b No.15217974
>>15217898
Sam and Max Season 3
840c48 No.15217977
400723 No.15217986
A guy who wasn't good enough to work for the bad guy teams up with Luke Skywalker so they can try to find Superman and warn him about the bad guy. Only Superman sucks so actually you guys are gonna have to save the day yourselves.
58b073 No.15217995
>>15217986
Adventures of Kyle Katarn: Fuck that Space Asian Pussy II
400723 No.15218015
>>15217995
No. Here's another game though.
Some guy hates your family so much that his sheer hatred has kept him alive for millennia so that he can keep killing members of your family, including robbing and killing your parents when you were a kid. So now you and your friends are gonna go get your shit back. Only the law is after you because technically that's illegal.
b3b50f No.15218027
b3b50f No.15218032
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2c986e No.15218051
c08e89 No.15218096
>>15217840
>>15217766
>>15217710
These seem to be a bit tough for you so I'll give more hints for the three.
>game 1 is a meme game
>game 2 is a beloved franchise that is currently being raped to death by it's greedy kike devs
>game 3 is furry
And another spoiler for good measure
>Despite being an incredibly popular franchise with millions of fans across the globe, tons of fanart, doujin, derivative works, and merchandising, only a minuscule fraction of those fans have actually played my games, even less of which have beaten them.
3fe841 No.15218113
>>15217633
I should've looked at this one more closely, second one is Medieval 2: Total War
d86b9e No.15218123
I'll list two games I've recently played.
>You're involved in some complicated plan involving slaying two infant gods taking over a sorcerers body and wish to keep humanity in a cycle of eternal recursion and turning into monsters after encountering a sacred chalice.
>You're an mechanical demon awaken by a moon demon to slay a former mercenary with an evil eye after making eye contact with the moon demon that looks like a silver haired loli.
b3b50f No.15218129
f90e7b No.15218130
>>15218096
The obvious guess here would be Touhou, but that's not the answer since you specifically refer to these games as "my" games, and Touhou isn't the name of a character. So therefore, my next best guess is Sonic the Hedgehog.
Oh and the meme game is Doki Doki Literature Club. I'm surprised no one was able to get this.
6eab17 No.15218134
>One of your lady friends tells you you were the bad guy
f90e7b No.15218137
>>15218134
Metal Gear Solid 3
c08e89 No.15218149
>>15218130
>>15218113
Aye. 2hu was correct. You could also sort of make a case for Undergay since acording to a poll Toby made on Twitter, less than half of the fandom actually played UT and just watched some Youtuber play it instead
>>15218129
You got it
f90e7b No.15218157
>>15218149
Wait a second, that doesn't count as a spoiler cause it's unrelated to the plotline of the game
f90e7b No.15218162
>>15218096
Oh, 3rd game is Klonoa
0d32bf No.15218163
>>15217633
Medieval 2, that was too easy
t. daily player of M2TW
7c5e8f No.15218164
You go back to the beginning of time and become Adam and Eve with your daughter.
05ab68 No.15218165
Okay here's two:
Both of the brothers were trying to fuck you over from the start, regardless of which brother you helped. Their dad was the good guy.
The psychiatrist is trying to make you even more fucked up in the head and cause you to lose all of your memories so he can get away with arson while also whoring you out for some quick cash.
6eab17 No.15218166
>>15218137
you can choose to be the bad guy or good guy in this game
3fe841 No.15218167
>>15218165
Second one is Alice: Madness Returns
840c48 No.15218169
6ffc8d No.15218170
>>15217971
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
7c5e8f No.15218175
840c48 No.15218181
>>15218175
Did they really become something like Adam and Eve though? I haven't played it in a while but that's not how I remember it.
1aa5bb No.15218197
>Your mother took your memories away and set you on a journey to explore the ruins of ancien civilizations. Each of those turn out to have been cursed by an insane demiurge because he found some petty flaw in them, and elected to crash the entire thing into the ground rather than fix it. You kill the demiurge and find out he was really just some kid. Then, in the true ending, your mother shows up and brainwashes you into her own little super powerful killing machine and sets out to conquer the world.
>Either drugs allow you to perceive and visit outer layers of reality, and your cat is alive, or you're just extremely fucking insane and your cat is dead
>>15218123
>You're involved in some complicated plan involving slaying two infant gods taking over a sorcerers body and wish to keep humanity in a cycle of eternal recursion and turning into monsters after encountering a sacred chalice.
Soul Sacrifice.
e3721c No.15218203
328552 No.15218212
>>15218197
That second one is Fran Bow but not really a spoiler for the game, just the premise?
3365a1 No.15218223
Some guy named Steve gives you a shitty timeshare on a backwater planet.
f3c580 No.15218224
>>15218096
First game sounds like that lesbian one, what was it, Life is Strange?
dfe679 No.15218232
>>15217456
Sounds like infamous to me, if we ignore the dlc packs (there was only one real one, and that had nothing to do with op)
1aa5bb No.15218233
>>15218212
Well, it doesn't really touch on the plot beats of the final chapter, but it's the question raised by the ending.
e3721c No.15218234
ad1682 No.15218237
The Shogun is a liar and the true leader of the clan is a loli you meet at the start of the game. The captain of his clan is actually trying to rebuild his old clan from the inside.
e3721c No.15218242
In the canon ending green football hooligans take over the star system
21e034 No.15218274
It was a coma dream all along. BTW the bad guy is still out there, go get him!
And then your buddy saved the day.
ecd884 No.15218282
>Local man ruins everything, everyone fucking dies.
You'll never guess it. This is the only game in the series that let's you do that too.
71fa0e No.15218284
>>15217456
you talkin about warcraft? only game I can think of with that many expansions but not sure exactly what you're talking about.
ecd884 No.15218288
21e034 No.15218291
>>15218282
Oblivion with guns
>>15218287
BeamNG
ecd884 No.15218295
>>15218291
Shit was it that obvious.
Okay this time you DON'T fuck everything up but your mom and adoptive brothers do and either you and your sister or just you don't die but literally everyone else does.
71fa0e No.15218297
jRPG where the bad guy asks if you want to join at the end and if you do you fight your own party and become the big bad
21e034 No.15218298
>>15218295
I played it a week ago, the memory was fresh
ecd884 No.15218305
>>15218297
Last time I checked LISA wasn't JRPG.
>>15218304
This is 90% of games if we're being honest here.
ecd884 No.15218314
>>15218307
>>15218306
>Only one set of dubs so far
Let's fix that
6e961b No.15218315
>>15218305
Everyone dies in the end.
ecd884 No.15218321
>>15218314
Jesus 3 posts too late how fast is the board moving.
>>15218315
Hatred.
71fa0e No.15218340
>>15218305
it's not lisa tho playboy
6e961b No.15218343
>>15218321
when you're right you're right
13b2f9 No.15218392
Your partner tries to kill you after you turn into a baby.
ecd884 No.15218426
>>15218392
Is it Japanese?
1aa5bb No.15218432
Two more.
>You and your friends are trying to enjoy your island vacation, but a giant baby in the sky ruins everything
>Cute lolis are killed, maimed, and become insane, also the tutorial is evil and defeating it costs you an arm
None of these have anything to do with Yoko Taro
312dfb No.15218434
> A parental custody dispute gets out of hand after the mother escapes prison, tries to murder the father, and kidnaps their child. Unfortunately for her, the father is great with kids, enlisting the help of half a dozen of the local children to help him beat the shit out of her communist friends and get his own child back.
ecd884 No.15218448
>>15218434
Jesus this game sounds fucking badass.
>>15218432
Touhou and or that one visual novel that got turned into an anime.
13b2f9 No.15218458
ecd884 No.15218466
1aa5bb No.15218478
>>15218448
Nope. I mean it might apply to touhou but I never played any of them.
ecd884 No.15218483
>>15218478
I swore there was a 2d game the likes of that that isn't Touhou.
13b2f9 No.15218495
>>15218466
Yes, it's from 96 IIRC.
ecd884 No.15218502
>>15218495
Wait 96 and not 2d? In Japan?
ad1682 No.15218523
312dfb No.15218534
ad1682 No.15218538
>>15218529
Life is Strange.
58e0ad No.15218550
>>15217599
I want to say Monkey Island 2, but:
A: you wake up IN the theme park's pirate ride showing that you were already there and
B: Marley appears afterward, hoping you haven't fallen prey to LeChuck's curse
58e0ad No.15218619
After defeating the nazis, you decide that you won't be playing any further with your friends
>>15218165
first is Myst
fdde84 No.15218627
>you play a amnesic patient who discovers that he has psychic powers with an ability to travel back in time to discover his memories and what happened to him. Near the end of the game, it's revealed that it wasn't time travel at all.
fdde84 No.15218660
>>15218645
Incorrect but good attempt.
>you also end up rescuing a dozen of children with psychic powers too, in a remote village somewhere in Russia
e3721c No.15218666
eb5acd No.15218684
fdde84 No.15218688
>>15218666
Incorrect.
>the enemies in it happens to be some kind of CIA who kidnapped and killed/dissected the same psychic children you're meant to rescue to create super-soldiers with same powers as yours in order to control the world
>>15218684
Incorrect.
ad1682 No.15218695
300149 No.15218698
>>15218688
>>the enemies in it happens to be some kind of CIA who kidnapped and killed/dissected the same psychic children you're meant to rescue to create super-soldiers with same powers as yours in order to control the world
are you sure you're not talking about something /pol/ dug up?
cause i think i remember reading something like that a few years back.
e96bd9 No.15218701
fdde84 No.15218708
>>15218695
Incorrect.
>in the 'past', you are a journalist asked to accompany a secret combat unit to investigate a scientist who was supposed to be dead decades ages ago, a top figure in psychic research. The combat unit consists of a medic, sniper, commander, a demo man, rifleman, a psychic civilian who has crossed paths with you, and finally you
>>15218698
No, it was a video game plot, funnily enough.
ad1682 No.15218728
fdde84 No.15218734
>>15218728
Correct, you've got it.
c893a1 No.15218736
>>15218708
You literal fucking nigger, I was just about to post this game's tweest
Now all I have left is
>no john you are the dracula
ad1682 No.15218746
>>15218736
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow?
1bb579 No.15218747
>>15218746
>>15218736
no you dumbass it's obviously Castlevania Aria of Sorrow.
047ef1 No.15218748
>>15217771
Third one is F.E.A.R
>It turns out you got the bad ending in the last game and have been leading the villians armies for twenty years until your friends find you.
c893a1 No.15218751
1bb579 No.15218752
You were part of an invasion force the whole time. The guy who helped you is hoping you'll turn on your masters, and you probably should because you don't get to fight the last boss unless you do.
1bb579 No.15218758
The "viruses" are actually anti-viruses and your benefactor mislead you about his motivations, but he's still probably doing the right thing anyway.
ad1682 No.15218760
>>15218747
That was my second guess
1bb579 No.15218765
>>15218434
I desperately want to know what game this is.
Also here's an easy one: due to time travel, the plot of the game never actually happened. (3 possible answers, I'll accept any of them but if you can get all 3 you get bonus points)
1bb579 No.15218772
>>15218197
Oh shit I thought I was the only one on this board who played Aquaria. RIP Bit Blot, sequel never ever.
026a85 No.15218773
>>15218765
Chrono trigger?
Chrono cross?
Earthbound?
fdde84 No.15218774
>>15218758
The Desolate Hope
c893a1 No.15218776
No wait I've got another one after all
>You're nothing but a homunculus who dooms all of humanity so you can be with your daughter
026a85 No.15218777
1bb579 No.15218778
>>15218774
correct
>>15218773
huh, actually I didn't think about those, although they all technically fit the description. So I guess there's 6. Possibly more.
c893a1 No.15218779
>>15218777
Correct, lucky tripsman
ad1682 No.15218786
Everything is stuck in an eternal time loop of suffering because someone thought it was a good idea to eat a living alien insect god that crashed to Earth.
026a85 No.15218791
>>15218765
C&C Red Alert?
Bioshock Infinite?
Final Fantasy I?
be362f No.15218794
1bb579 No.15218798
>>15218794
>>15218791
OK FF1 and Sonic 06 were on the list of 3 that I had thought of. Don't know shit about Red Alert. Also, Bioshock Inifinite does not fit the description because parallel universes do not work that way and Ken Levine is a fucking hack.
1aa5bb No.15218799
>>15218772
Same, Aquaria is too little known.
Anyway, here's a spoiler for a game without a plot :
>You conquer the dungeon and slay the dragon. What's that? You didn't find 100% of the secrets? Then it looks like you're fucking dead, asshole!
026a85 No.15218800
>>15218798
> Ken Levine is a fucking hack.
Damn straight
1bb579 No.15218809
>>15218799
I was going to say Peasant's Quest but you die in that one even if you DO find 100% of the secrets.
>>15218765
yeah I'm just going to say what the last one I thought of is: Prince of Persia Sands of Time. Anyone got any other games that fit this description?
81f8c3 No.15218811
>>15217477
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
be362f No.15218838
Easy
>You're some spec ops guy trying to prevent Russians from getting their hands on a giant microwave and the guy who made the microwave. Your superior kills the creator because he intends to use the microwave on the Russians but you disagree, so you fight him and kill a huge portion of your former comrades. Your superior then acknowledges his defeat and then blows himself up as more of his fellow American soldiers show up just to buy you more time for whatever reason. You fight the Russians and save the day. Hillary Clinton kills herself at the end.
Normal
>You're some shmuck stuck on a ship and people are constantly giving you radio calls through the radio in your head just to do some chores. Some of the captains thought it was a good idea while exploring to bring back some parasitic worms and eggs to the ship, which promptly spread to most of the crewmembers to turn them into zombies, huge balls of flesh, terminators, and jellyfish. Not even the monkeys were spared, and the ship mascot has also been infected. The person you were taking orders from turns out to be a giant talking wall which the crewmembers also accidentally took in alongside the worms, and it is willing to help you get rid of the worms. Some more questing later, you enter someone's colonoscopy turned into a level and excise the tumor to get rid of all the worms and whatnot. However, the wall has betrayed you and is planning to use the ship's engine to fuse reality with the wall-world. You then enter the wall-world and fight the wall in its own dimension. It tries to buy you off with promises of godhood, but you politely decline and kill it by shooting it in its face. But then the wall was human??
Hard
>Your absolute Mary Sue of a handler gets absolutely wrecked by an ancient Lovecraftian evil as a result of the bad guys in the previous game Exterminatusing the whole planet which contained it. This causes the ancient alien technology in your head to respond by sending you to another timeline through a dream level in order to help prevent this from happening. Instead, now you're taking orders from the villain of the previous game as you're killing fellow humans and your original handler. But then the shit in your head transports you back to a timeline where you were still working for your original handler, and this goes on back and forth. Eventually you replay a mission from the previous game where you have to kill your original handler under the orders from the villain, but you steal your handler's brainchip and use it to fuse it with another ancient alien AI which wrecks the shit out of the villain and sends you to a space station which can contain the ancient evil.
f66e17 No.15218839
>>15217779
WRONG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
026a85 No.15218842
>>15218838
Spec ops the line?
Dead space?
System shock 2?
ad1682 No.15218848
>>15218838
Easy sounds like Vanquish.
Normal sounds like System Shock 2.
13471d No.15218866
>>15217826
Wait is that actually what happens in Ruiner? I played but never finished it
be362f No.15218868
>>15218848
Both are correct
42c04e No.15218876
You're an amnesiac who somehow survived an unwinnable battle and you spend the rest of your days collect motorcycle suits and rediscovering who you are on your way to destroy the big bad.
d66f8a No.15218908
You are the only thing standing between Europe and Turkish World Conquest. Every DLC you buy makes Turks even stronger. The world you are in is very believable
1aa5bb No.15218911
>>15218838
You're not a spec ops guy in vanquish, you're a DARPA scientist test-fielding his shit.
fbd377 No.15218922
>>15217632
Sonic Adventure 2?
5a65b9 No.15218924
>>15217456
Heroes set out to prevent the apocalypse from happening. Heroes say fuck it at the end and cause the apocalypse anyway. Happy end?
d3507c No.15218927
Aliens from the future invade Earth in order to prevent Earth from becoming an evil galactic empire.
fbd377 No.15218938
>>15218927
The Wonderful 101
306fc6 No.15218955
>>15218645
>>15218666
>>15218684
C'mon, anons. You're being silly. Second Sight.
306fc6 No.15218974
>>15218838
>Your absolute Mary Sue of a handler gets absolutely wrecked by an ancient Lovecraftian evil as a result of the bad guys in the previous game Exterminatusing the whole planet which contained it. This causes the ancient alien technology in your head to respond by sending you to another timeline through a dream level in order to help prevent this from happening. Instead, now you're taking orders from the villain of the previous game as you're killing fellow humans and your original handler. But then the shit in your head transports you back to a timeline where you were still working for your original handler, and this goes on back and forth. Eventually you replay a mission from the previous game where you have to kill your original handler under the orders from the villain, but you steal your handler's brainchip and use it to fuse it with another ancient alien AI which wrecks the shit out of the villain and sends you to a space station which can contain the ancient evil.
1aa5bb No.15218980
>Some asshole fails to observe safety protocols and becomes two different gods, one who's all-powerful and decides to create a world designed to serve his interets, and another who's just immortal and works hard creating a world from scratch
fdde84 No.15218983
>>15218786
Forbidden Siren
0818fc No.15219018
0d32bf No.15219029
c45f7b No.15219067
It begins with a wacky team of three; Shooter-Guy, Invisible Man and Sharp Tooth, who made their way to the center of the maze by bypassing the brain raper machine by crawling through an old drainage pipe only to be stopped near the very end by a padlocked door. Upon the retreat out of the center the "environment" decides it doesn't like them so it sets of a nuke in the attempt to kill the trespassers, who barely escape with their lives.
Fast forward some time and both Invisible Man and Sharp Tooth are dead but Shooter-Guy, lucky him, found himself a magic helmet to keep him safe from the zombiefier and is making a second try for the center but now is being shot by some jackass mercenary man with his sci-fi gun who, eventually, breaks his magic helmet. It isn't over though because now the "environment" sets of a super nuke killing everyone including mercenary man and his eco-friendly club members. Shooter-Guy is left to be brainwashed and tries to kill himself.
116589 No.15219071
Escape a zombie outbreak
Four characters have to escape a zombie outbreak
Kill your way through hordes of zombies
Fight through cities, countryside, swamps etc
Try not to be left 4 dead by your team
Nobody will guess it.
6a3aed No.15219078
>>15217746
10 hours late but the answer is Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies.
16fef2 No.15219083
>>15219071
The new Walking Dead game.
116589 No.15219086
>>15219081
>>15219083
It was actually dead island.
312dfb No.15219092
>>15218434
Nobody is getting it so I'll just say it: Bioshock 2
f0b8d4 No.15219099
6e2ce8 No.15219102
You are tasked to assassinate yourself.
312dfb No.15219128
>>15218974
Marathon, right?
629077 No.15219145
This one is a bit easy
>You obtain the good ending by killing the witch queen with A FUCKING LEAF
This one, not so much cause VN
>the good ending is garbage
>guys from the other side of the mountains said shit's fucked there too
>somehow the snow in the town stopped and flowers grew
>fucking incel is jailed
c45f7b No.15219172
>>15219145
First is Reverie Under the Moonlight?
6eab17 No.15219184
629077 No.15219188
cd2cab No.15219192
c08e89 No.15219221
>>15218157
Ahh shit you're right.
>>15218162
>>15218163
Correcto.
More spoilers
>Some Israeli fuck nearly kills me and steals my waifu, so I travel all across the world, doing people's chores, stealing everything that isn't nailed down and knocking people braindead with my new cyber arms until I find her, where it turns out she cucked me for the Israeli, secretly stole my blood because it contains some miracle gene, and fucks off in a cutscene before I am allowed to give the lying, cheating skank a much deserved elbow blade to the ribcage. Then, I go to Antarctica where Hugh Mongous turned all of the world's cyborgs into zombies because he thinks cyborgs are gay tbh. After I give him a verbal checkmate using clever arguments I got from the internet, I kill a chinese lady strapped to a computer made of screaming women, and then some cyberpunk abomination tells me to push a button to receive stock footage and the end credits.
>I murdered my wife for being a nosy whore by pushing her into a pit, and then felt bad for it, causing me to trap myself in a self-induced magi-coma until I gather all three super powerful and forbidden magic spells which I get by entering a town filled with neon-green fog, trying not to make waves, having an ideological argument with a werewolf, fighting my way though a space station filled with Rasta pirates, blowing a Cyberdemon's head off with a magnum chambered in a cartoonishly large caliber, seeing my dead best bro not be dead and then die again, sitting on the lap of the God Emperor of Mankind as he offers me to join his army of the dead, and occasionally suffering delusions and psychosis after breaking my own legs numerous times. Also that one level that is a giant maze filled with difficult to notice pits can go fuck itself out of a trebuchet into a castle made of dicks
>Me, a brown tomboy, a crossdressing faggot with magic AIDS, an underaged degenerate skank, and a sentient worm creature I dug out of the ground travel to save the earth from the ice age by playing a song at a scared tower that despite it's great importance, is allowed to be infested with monsters and booby traps. The plan fails due to a combination of my team's incompetence and me secretly not wanting to save the land due to hating my family for making me do violin practice instead of letting me fuck off and star in some other unfinished project from the dev or something. After beating up then guilt tripping my best friend for committing the heinous crime of genuinely caring about me, I go through some angsty dreams full of SYMBOLISM, cure my teammates AIDS with fairy medicine, learn that my magic song was LITERALLY A FUCKING PLACEBO AND WE COULD HAVE USED ANY FUCKING SONG WE WANTED, and save the earth by killing a stock RPG Maker asset. Also a group of faggots literally fixed my character and my game in their spare time just out of autistic boredom and spite
Holy shit does posting work now?
64a0f2 No.15219241
cd2cab No.15219253
1aa5bb No.15219259
>>15219221
Bionic Commando 2009, EYE and Uncommon Time?
7c3d26 No.15219267
>>15219221
first one is desu sex 3?
83030c No.15219268
>>15219221
1st
Nu-Dudesex
2nd
>>15219253
3rd
Doesn't exist because Teagan doesn't have a game
960c10 No.15219280
>god has left us so a bunch of powerful dudes fight a big war to become the new god
Only Autists™ will get this one, spoiler for hint
83030c No.15219282
Okay I'll try one
>You embark on a classic "slay the big bad" quest but killing the guy triggers the end of the world and you have to go collect 20 macguffins in order to become the new god because he's bored but the only power you get is invisibility(no wonder he got bored) and you have to use the only item you have left in your inventory to reset the world
>>15219280
Hint is too obvious
Dominions
960c10 No.15219290
>>15219282
>Hint is too obvious
Well, I mean at least it's spoilered.
I don't think many people on here know the game anyways.
Also
Homestuck :)))))))
83030c No.15219300
>your elf waifu gets stolen by a 50y/o bishonen brit who was supposed to have died 2 years ago in germany so you chase him to the land of the island chinese niggers and adopt their culture and customs while killing their mythological monsters you get your waifu back after she's already helped your enemy fuck everything up and summon the island chinese equivalent of satan but you've already hooked up with like 20 of the locals who are much better so you don't talk to her anymore
e49648 No.15219325
>>15219300
>You go on to kill a dragon that has stolen something precious from you. When you kill the dragon you go and fight god. After you kill god you become the new god. After a while you kill yourself because you were bored and turned into a dragon.
e49648 No.15219328
>>15219300
Forgot to add the answer. Nioh
09f21d No.15219341
>>15219067
Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl
960c10 No.15219343
>a long time ago demons lifted gigantic towers from hell into the world and made a deal with god to allow them physically enter the world
>you can find the place where the deal was made and either banish the demon or force it to serve you
Spoiler for hint/answer
5f98b0 No.15219364
>You can buy it 4 times but all of them are shit without mods.
83030c No.15219384
>>15219364
>only buying it 4 times
367cdf No.15219389
>you are who you were looking for.
83030c No.15219401
>>15219389
Too generic and its been done lots of time. Could be Strelok or Reznov or whatever.
280146 No.15219405
A god creates a tower guarded by powerful monsters and claims it leads to paradise because he's bored. The player character rejects all temptations and just kills the god and leaves the tower without opening the final door.
4052e6 No.15219426
>>15218297
Breath of Fire 4
1aa5bb No.15219492
>You all but wipe out the opposite faction, but it turns out their leader considered all of them acceptable losses. He only wanted them to fuck up with your mind just enough that with one last push, you join his side, now having grown into a one-man army gun Jesus
41ed12 No.15219527
>Your Monday morning shift as an overqualified and overpaid forklift operator ends up worse than usual after furries and G.I. Joe larpers shoot up your jobsite
>Its now your job to stop the shooting by walking through a magic doorway to downtown Miami, where you kill tons of furries and their bloated bulldike of a leader
507532 No.15219546
you kill god but you ARE god
e72bab No.15219557
>zambie game
>takes place in a shithole
>stronk independant womyn
>you either become a zombie or nuke the commonwealth
e49648 No.15219568
e72bab No.15219583
>>15219568
fuck
Alright, I'll try to be a bit more vague this time.
>you're in hell
>every death is technically canon
>it's free
09b108 No.15219590
You're a prisoner, and its for a damn good reason. When you finally escape it's obvious why you were locked away in the first place
e72bab No.15219596
>>15219593
>>15219590
>manhuntER
I'm fucking retarded, I meant to say Manhunt.
polite sage
b6021f No.15219603
>You became best buddies with all your friends!
>You can now summon LUCIFER.
09b108 No.15219604
624198 No.15219605
>you and your party of nobodies use magic and medieval weaponry to solve three calamities caused by not-so-friendly ayylmaos and then genocide them
3cb39f No.15219615
Be a corporate slave until you meet some Russian guy then kill about 100 million innocent people in an afternoon. Then you fight Laura Bailey, Steve Blum, as well as your co-worker before becoming the worst mass murderer the world has ever seen.
624198 No.15219621
e49648 No.15219631
32b2f3 No.15219642
>The collective consciousness kills people with the help of a bored wageslave
0acf83 No.15219693
>>15217672
Bioshock infinite?
0acf83 No.15219696
0acf83 No.15219704
fcd6fa No.15219734
you are the man you're looking for
dcea30 No.15219736
>Your two greatest allies turn out to be a skeleton and a cube
b1529b No.15219738
Kill your adopted son to avoid the kingdom being nuclear wintered.
6e961b No.15219745
>>15219704
maybe read the thread before posting next time
>>15218315
>>15218321
>>15218343
0acf83 No.15219748
Here's my attempt.
>You accidentally an entire city and get magic powers to defeat the bad man who caused you to accident the city, but it turns out the bad guy is you from the future that went back in time to ruin your day so you become a lot more grumpy than you already were in order to defeat the ancient evil that you from the future lost against.
05ab68 No.15219749
>>15218223
Isn't this Spore
05ab68 No.15219751
32b2f3 No.15219752
05ab68 No.15219755
>>15219734
GET OUT OF HERE
0acf83 No.15219763
840c48 No.15219815
>>15218701
Correct
Here's an easy one that should get everyone back in the mood
>Your boss sends you and your dumb partner to go repay a debt so you pay it off and then some when you come back, only to find out you forgot about your partner who becomes the final boss
And another
>You meet two friends who are able to one-up you on account of the fact they aren't dumb like you and they own limited-edition custom rocks that's all the rage in the town you live in, and you almost get kicked out of school but luckily you know how to use a weapon unlike literally everyone else - apparently - so you uncover an ancient rock that is cooler than the ones everyone else has but you need to charge it up in a few dungeons first before culminating in a grand final boss with the two friends you made against an evil witch, but it turns out she was under command from an even greater evil but you'll never get to fight that evil unless you figure out that you owned the inferior edition of the game and the real one requires you to learn nipponese, but at least that one isn't censored
eb5acd No.15219820
82ce99 No.15219834
You win a war and obtain heaven but it wasn't heaven at all.
2fa200 No.15219846
9bc6b3 No.15219915
Both the human world and the demon world are in great danger because some demon lady is not crying. This all happened because your demon sidekick got mad that he can't have an incestuous relationship with her anymore. Your job is to make her cry again.
047ef1 No.15219938
>>15219915
Reboot Shadow Warrior 1
9bc6b3 No.15219943
ccc73f No.15219945
>You and a bunch of random people must work together to destroy an alien who's trying to blow up the world in order to go and blow up more worlds.
>You have to fight a strange military force you have never heard of and their crazy leader. Conversely, you work for said strange military and you must destabilize the world.
>You are an un-wanted child who gets stolen in order to turn the tide of a conflict.
>You are under the care of a pimp who whores out the city's orphans via hypnosis.
fbd377 No.15220141
>>15219642
Persona 4?
>>15219945
>You are under the care of a pimp who whores out the city's orphans via hypnosis
Alice: Madness Returns?
1b1228 No.15220142
One of the antagonists saves your ass from death after you save the world with the help of your best buddy and a dragon snake thing. You procceed to have a tearful reunion with your buddy before going back to the world you originally were from for 5 minutes before the game developers decide to sacrifice emotional impact for the actually pretty good post-game.
A gang of heroes from different eras uses the power of friendship to defeat the incarnation of evil and hate, who actually turns out to be some fag from the middle ages who got cockblocked too hard and fell from grace straight into i'm gonna genocide humanity territory.
Metal musician and mecha pilot makes space Satan listen to his song, earraping him and allowing you and your allies to finish him off, saving both the humanity and what's left of the space jews.
ccc73f No.15220170
>>15220141
Yes.
>>15220142
#2 is Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem.
1b1228 No.15220246
>>15220170
Nope. 2 is a jrpg
32b2f3 No.15220478
42666a No.15220657
>>15220142
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon?
cdc977 No.15220677
>>15219815
Second one is Fortune Summoners
1bb579 No.15221076
f12282 No.15221111
e72bab No.15221337
>good OST
>everything you did was pointless and everyone dies :^)
3365a1 No.15221721
>>15221337 elite digits
uncommon time?
3365a1 No.15221727
d197c6 No.15221758
>>15218297
tales of symphonia 2?
846bb3 No.15221841
Still up? I'd have figured Mark would have removed it by now.
>>15221337
Easy, Hotline Miami 2
>>15217896
>>15219018
Neither of you are probably still here, but the answer was Dragon's Dogma.
f90e7b No.15221924
>>15219945
>You have to fight a strange military force you have never heard of and their crazy leader. Conversely, you work for said strange military and you must destabilize the world.
I haven't played it, though I do remember watching a review of it a decade ago, but isn't this the plot of the game Haze?
e72bab No.15221955
>>15221841
>Hotline Miami 2
God damn, you got it right.
e72bab No.15221957
>you're in hell
>every time you die, it's considered canon
>it's not demonophobia
840c48 No.15222023
>>15220677
You got it
Here's one. May be tough or may be stupidly easy.
>You and your elder sibling are tasked with doing away with some no good evildoers, so you happen upon a weapon which can do the job but it needs some charging first via the taking of powerful lives, leading you to kill not only your elder sibling, but also your friends and their families as well. In the end you're the only one left and you wipe away the enemy fairly easily, but unbeknownst to the protagonist, there was a much easier way of accomplishing basically the same thing except you wouldn't have had to kill anybody but the big bad guys.
469880 No.15222068
>>15221957
Any Souls game ever.
00b178 No.15222069
>kill yourself
>You destroy humanity and delete yourself because she's cute even though she has a dick
>You were dreaming about the mind control so you wake up from your coma and ride into a false atomic explosion to catch the criminal
>You're a cat
>She didn't betray you, she was merely pretending to betray you by helping the enemy because people thought she was betraying you
469880 No.15222070
>>15219343
That's what it's about? WHAT THE FUCK? Where do you find *THAT* in the game?
469880 No.15222079
The Crown Prince is dead, and the only way to contain it is to become it.
7935ad No.15222081
In the proccess of finding a cure for your injured pet you discover about an alien plot to steal the children of your planet.
e72bab No.15222093
469880 No.15222106
>>15222081
The Last Guardian?
1b1228 No.15222122
7935ad No.15222125
>>15222106
No. Older than that.
b58976 No.15222186
>many of the entries are really good games that aren't generic trash
well shit, i can't top that, here's my entry.
easy: the bad guy in the first game was actually spawned to existence to fend off an even badder guy in the second game and the bad guy was actually a super good guy
medium: your son made an elaborate plan so that he can lock his parents in a room so that they would conceive himself and his sister all to prevent a world ending disaster.
very easy: you save your daughter but it turns out she hates you and you become a monster
easy: some retard thought he can genocide everyone with his creations but ultimately fails because they're all infertile.
good luck.
>>15219590
Any Elder Scrolls game.
>>15219546
Morrowind?
877b23 No.15222191
You were the villain all along.
7935ad No.15222197
>>15222186
last one I think is fallout. never played it though
06268b No.15222201
>>15222186
>your son made an elaborate plan so that he can lock his parents in a room so that they would conceive himself and his sister all to prevent a world ending disaster.
Please don't remind me
b58976 No.15222212
here's a hard one.
the menace that kept eating everything was actually preparing for a war that's an even worse entity that wants to destroy everything.
>>15222197
Correct!
>>15222201
Judging from your response, i assume you already know the game.
469880 No.15222221
You finally got out of the house, and everything's going pretty alright, except that your fucking stupid ass neighbor keeps showing up everywhere and fucking everything up.
7935ad No.15222223
>>15222125
>>15222106
Also, it was made by frenchies and features talking sausages.
d4b60d No.15222224
>>15218908
EU4, way too easy.
alright, here's mine:
you're some italian-like fucker trying to stop the construction of a superweapon. you fail, and upon its' completion, your army is decimated and you retreat to the desert lands, the inhabitants of which have armies which make use of genies and magic. a princess of that land becomes your ally, and joins you as you go to a deep jungle to defeat some alien gods who've convinced the junglefolk to worship them. eventually you defeat both those gods and the builder of the previously mentioned superweapon, but in the final battle with the gods you sacrifice your own life to ensure their defeat.
469880 No.15222226
>>15222223
>talking sausages
...what
>>15222222 (just checking to see what this post is)
b3b50f No.15222237
>>15222186
I love Zero Escape but that bullshit was stupid as fuck
e72bab No.15222251
>>15222068
Here's a hint: the game rewards you for making the game harder for yourself.
3365a1 No.15222260
469880 No.15222275
>>15222251
Fuck, I don't know, there's so many games that do that. I don't know this one though.
e72bab No.15222298
>>15222275
>>15222260
Last hint. It's highly popular among normalfags, and you only find out you're in hell if you pay attention and put 2 and 2 together.
7935ad No.15222309
e72bab No.15222312
>>15222309
No, it's quite recent actually.
312dfb No.15222316
e72bab No.15222321
3365a1 No.15222331
>>15222298
damnit, that sounds like a game theory-tier concept that I feel like I should know what game that is
fbd377 No.15222346
>>15222186
>you save your daughter but it turns out she hates you and you become a monster
Lisa?
fb6923 No.15222359
>>15217599
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance? I haven't actually played it.
d4b60d No.15222363
>>15222359
not that anon, but you are incorrect.
877b23 No.15222369
>>15222191
>No one can figure it out
Fucking normalfags.
It was elona+.
3365a1 No.15222374
have another one
>you have to die a million times to get the true ending and fug the cute catgirl
877b23 No.15222385
ccc73f No.15222395
>>15221924
Nope, its less obscure than that. I'll give you a vague hint: Its not an FPS, but there was an FPS spin-off.
>>15222023
OFF?
Last one I can come up with.
>You manage to piss-off inter-dimensional pirates only to find yourself helping out a couple and their deranged children.
3365a1 No.15222411
877b23 No.15222418
be8ff1 No.15222456
>>15218786
E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
07ee87 No.15222474
You beat the bad guys and save the day.
ecd884 No.15222480
>>15222474
Are you a good guy or a bad guy too.
d86b9e No.15222481
>>15218197
You are correct in regards to soul sacrifice. Though I would have preferred if you added delta.
07ee87 No.15222482
>>15222480
good guy
Here's a real one:
You were a cat ghost all along.
ecd884 No.15222487
be8ff1 No.15222500
44bbb7 No.15222527
The queen turns out to be retarded who left her people in despair because her husband didn't want to commit xenocide, a public menace to society who placed someone in an eternal hellscape gets to go free while said character gets to suffer for eternity and this is a good ending.
The bad ending you wipe out the greatest threat to the human race and get called an edgelord by a meme character who did nothing more than replace the role of the character in his own hell because the dev was a lazy faggot who couldn't make a decent game for the life of him.
Pics somewhat related.
44bbb7 No.15222534
>>15217952
Twin Peaks: The Game?
ecd884 No.15222538
44bbb7 No.15222541
ecd884 No.15222549
>>15222527
>>15222541
Wait– is it a sequel?
e72bab No.15222559
>>15222500
No. It's even more recent than that.
ecd884 No.15222568
44bbb7 No.15222570
>>15222549
first and only in the series
ecd884 No.15222574
44bbb7 No.15222575
>>15222574
bingo
guess giving even one more hint made it too easy
ecd884 No.15222583
>>15222575
You'd be surprised exactly how many fucking games fit under the spectrum of your original description.
44bbb7 No.15222590
>>15222559
The only games I can think of that are popular with normal fags and are recent are battle royal games.
Is it Fortnite?
e72bab No.15222628
>>15222568
2018.
>>15222590
No, when I say "hell", I mean the shitty place sinners supposedly go to after physical death, or a state of seemingly endless agony.
ecd884 No.15222632
>>15222628
Jesus fucking Christ Anon I haven't even played a single 2018 game. Alright I'll try though.
e72bab No.15222639
>>15222632
You want me to just tell you what it is?
ecd884 No.15222641
>>15222628
Based on surface level assumptions based on titles and covers, Call of Nigger Man by H.P Lovecraft **When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.**, life is gay 2, Dark Souls remastered?
ecd884 No.15222643
>>15222639
Meh let 4 more people guess.
ecd884 No.15222644
>>15222641
***When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.**
ecd884 No.15222646
>>15222644
>>15222641
Huh apparently that doesn't work with spaces. I'm a fucking idiot.
e72bab No.15222650
>>15222641
>>15222644
The fuck are you on about?
1aa5bb No.15222657
>>15222646
Spoilers never worked with line breaks.
This works
**This
doesn't**
ecd884 No.15222659
>>15222650
I made the joke "Call of Nigger Man" because that poem seen here >>15222644 is made by HP Lovecraft and in it he describes how niggers are made. I tried spoilering it to no avail.
ecd884 No.15222662
>>15222657
I should have probably not been a lazy cunt and not have left the line breaks there.
e72bab No.15222672
Anyone else wanna guess? It came out in 2018, you find out you're in hell via clues the game gives you, every death is pretty much canon, it's highly popular with normalfags, and it's not Demonophobia.
44bbb7 No.15222684
>>15222628
Oh, so Fortnite.
:^)
ecd884 No.15222686
>>15222672
>>15222684
Wait I think I got it…
Real life.
ecd884 No.15222693
>>15222686
Sorry wrong again it turns out hell would be better than this.
44bbb7 No.15222699
>>15222672
I honestly have no fucking clue what's popular with normalfags.
hollow knight?
714a87 No.15222711
>>15222081
No one got this yet. C'mon anons, it's easy.
A tip: you can use your pet to fly to different parts of the world after you heal it.
Tip 2: The villain turns out to be the same villain from the first game (or a clone), trying to pass as the aliens god.
e72bab No.15222726
>>15222699
Nope. Last chance it's very popular with a few jewtubers that /v/ will likely instantly recognize.
44bbb7 No.15222731
>>15222726
Is it Detroit? At least give someone else a chance after this blind guess if I'm wrong, It's just a shot in the dark.
ecd884 No.15222735
>>15222726
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ANON I BETTER BE WRONG
Five Nights atFurfags
Baldi's Basics.
e72bab No.15222744
>>15222731
Nope. Sorry bud. It's not detroit.
>>15222735
One of those is correct. But which one?
44bbb7 No.15222745
>>15222735
I swear if it's Baldi's Basics, a game where you don't die and where it's very obvious it's hell.
44bbb7 No.15222747
>>15222744
your mom and dad gay is the right answer
3365a1 No.15222753
>>15222374
since noone guessed it
Stories the path of destinies
ecd884 No.15222756
>>15222744
HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD ENRAGE ME ANY MORE BUT YOU FUCKING MANAGED TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER. THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET ANY ANGRIER IS IF YOU MENTION MATPAT.
FNAF is more obvious, but Baldi's pretty much can be the same.
44bbb7 No.15222757
>>15222753
Is it fun?
I've never played it.
ecd884 No.15222761
>>15222756
>Accidentally post the wrong "V2" file because of being too lazy to change one or the other's name
I swear to God this thread is pushing me to the fucking brim of insanity now.
e72bab No.15222762
>>15222745
>>15222756
It's not Baldi's Basics in Furfag Cosplay. It's fucking Ultimate Custom Night. I was just thinking of random games I've played or heard about recently that had a story that could be spoiled. I didn't think it would drag on this fucking long. In the game, you play as that purple guy character who killed children and put their bodies into the robot suits and shit, and one of the kids he killed is keeping him in a hell/limbo state of sorts after his soul is released at the end of FNaF 6 where he dies over and over and over and feels every bit of pain and fear.
I'M SORRY ANON I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GO ON THIS FUCKING LONG I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS EITHER
ecd884 No.15222769
>>15222762
T H E R I D E N E V E R E N D S
44bbb7 No.15222771
>>15222762
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A GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY THEOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THANKS FOR SHITTING ON THE THREAD
e72bab No.15222774
Fucking hell, I have tears in my eyes from laughing.
ecd884 No.15222779
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
None of you can tell right now but this actually caused me to throw an autistic fit of rage and caused me to start slamming my desk with a lead pipe while the System Shock theme from the first level of the game as a reference to this Idubbbz video I recall because of PTSD I got back to pre 2015 YouTube where I used to watch Game Theory and Idubbbz and I can hear the neighbors all stomp down the stairs and call the elevator to come tell me to shut up.
Thank you everyone.
Now if you excuse me I have to go deal with the police and my landlord.
44bbb7 No.15222780
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44bbb7 No.15222803
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3253b2 No.15222808
You go to explore some ruins to look for awesome loot but it turns out a space alien that made all life on the planet lives there and it kept making sentient races that it destroyed because they kept being able to not bring it back to space. Turns out humans never learned they were supposed to try to do that and it's getting pissed at waiting so you kill it and steal the treasure and then escape with your new waifu. And then your dad steals the treasure.
ecd884 No.15222830
So I uh came back and they didn't call the police but I was warned that since it was my 2nd outburst this month I'd get kicked out if shit went down one more time.
>>15222779
>while the System Shock theme from the first level of the game as a reference to this Idubbbz
>Of the game as
That was supposed to say
>game playing in the back as
How drunk on rage was I while making this post Jesus.
Anywho I guess I'll be going to be now since I have a painful headache I'm pretty sure my brain is trying to kill itself by destroying cells in my head. So I'm going to knock myself out with that lead pipe or at least hopefully give myself a concussion, goodnight Anon's.
>>15222808
Destiny or some garbage.
44bbb7 No.15222836
>>15222830
>So I uh came back and they didn't call the police but I was warned that since it was my 2nd outburst this month I'd get kicked out if shit went down one more time.
shiggy diggy doo
5b3b86 No.15222840
turns out the boat was the king
469880 No.15222841
>>15222808
Ultima or Might and Magic
44bbb7 No.15222843
>>15222840
Wind Waker? another game I've never played
3253b2 No.15222845
>>15222841
>>15222830
Incorrect. Well, it might be correct, I've never played Destiny or been a fan of Ultima/MaM.
3365a1 No.15222866
>>15222757
Yeah, it's plays kind of like Diablo, just without an inventory.
840c48 No.15223823
>>15222418
>>15222395
>Suikoden
>OFF
Both incorrect
280146 No.15224140
>>15219846
>>15224095
Wrong on both. Here's a hint:
The game had a completely different title outside of Japan.
d4b60d No.15224196
>>15222224
you fucking niggers, the game is 'rise of legends'. literally spelled out the entire plot for you, too.
00b178 No.15224210
>>15224095
>(5) Best Metal Gear
No, 3.
895ad2 No.15224539
Your arm was your wife all along.
280146 No.15224562
>>15224539
The Bionic Commando reboot