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c2e93d No.15153015

Gearbox fucked up Aliens because of a fucking typo

>Aliens: Colonial Marines has an almost mythic status as a bad videogame. One major issue is that the enemies - the same aliens that shredded a badass platoon of marines in the film - aren’t particularly menacing. They kind of wander around and forget you're there. It turns out, the reason they’re so dumb is a single misspelled variable in the game’s files.

>An Australian modder named James Dickinson actually discovered the bug last year, while working on his Aliens: Colonial Marines overhaul. He was scouring through the ACM configuration file, and found a line of code that looks like this

<ClassRemapping=PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachXenoToTether -> PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachPawnToTeather

>See the problem? ‘Tether’ is misspelled, so this string doesn’t actually do anything in the game. It turns out, that’s the instruction that should let enemies know where they’re supposed to be fighting and how.

tl;dr: Some random modder discovered that fixing some random code in the game made the AI much better. Also Randy is a cuck.

http://archive.is/3Sjal

Post last edited at

c4a9fa No.15153018

does it fix the game? it still does not


f9eb18 No.15153019

>>15153015

Let me improve your thread Anon

Gearbox fucked up Aliens because of a fucking typo

>Aliens: Colonial Marines has an almost mythic status as a bad videogame. One major issue is that the enemies - the same aliens that shredded a badass platoon of marines in the film - aren’t particularly menacing. They kind of wander around and forget you're there. It turns out, the reason they’re so dumb is a single misspelled variable in the game’s files.

>An Australian modder named James Dickinson actually discovered the bug last year, while working on his Aliens: Colonial Marines overhaul. He was scouring through the ACM configuration file, and found a line of code that looks like this

<ClassRemapping=PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachXenoToTether -> PecanGame.PecanSeqAct_AttachPawnToTeather

>See the problem? ‘Tether’ is misspelled, so this string doesn’t actually do anything in the game. It turns out, that’s the instruction that should let enemies know where they’re supposed to be fighting and how.

tl;dr: Some random modder discovered that fixing some random code in the game made the AI much better. Also Randy is a cuck.

http://archive.is/3Sjal


9c2e9f No.15153037

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Reminder that gearbox is scum. 10:44 for the most interesting part.


35a6e4 No.15153050

who actually cared enough to figure this out?


8e6342 No.15153055

If their config doesn't at least warn on a nil reference, god knows how fucked the rest of the game is.


d9e90c No.15153056

>>15153015

>modder is working a shit unredeemable game

for what fucking purpose?!


c2e93d No.15153066

>>15153019

thank you anon, will ask (((Mark))) to edit the OP


fc410d No.15153067

>>15153056

maybe he likes Aliens

maybe it's just a learning experience.


5160b0 No.15153069

>>15153019

>improve

That's not an improvement at all


d06e84 No.15153101

File: fa05ae87e4de736⋯.jpg (18.91 KB, 250x243, 250:243, dial tone.jpg)

That's honestly fascinating. I wonder how long that would have gone unnoticed should this Aussie never have pointed this out.


3a7fd0 No.15153102

File: 337eb3352fa37f3⋯.jpg (38.21 KB, 450x495, 10:11, 337eb3352fa37f3c09258684cb….jpg)

>>15153015

Game ruined by a fucking typo. Randy is always good for a laugh.


c2e93d No.15153109

>>15153102

He's probably gonna call the guy a GOOBERGABER or something.


d9e90c No.15153119

>>15153069

t. reddit


2a8877 No.15153122

slowpoke.jpg


be5cbc No.15153124

Why the fuck is this a story suddenly? This has been known since Fall last year. I can understand not following Colon Marines but I caught wind of it then from moddb. More shitting on the state of Gearbox is fine by me, anyway.


c2e93d No.15153126

>>15153124

frirnd messaged it to me.


75fc4d No.15153135

>>15153102

They focused mostly on performance issues when fixing the post-launch abortion, they didn't fucking bother to check the AI.


be5cbc No.15153144

<This all came to light this week when a ResetEra poster recommended Aliens: Colonial Marines at its sale price of $2.80.

>caring it's on sale

>trawling nugaf for news

I missed that gay bit. If it helps the guy's mod, fine I suppose.

>>15153126

I was more wondering why there is an article suddenly, not your OP.


3a7fd0 No.15153150

>>15153124

Because its always fun to laugh at Randy.


f9eb18 No.15153159

>>15153144

>ResetEra poster recommended Aliens

That has to be a fucking joke

I've lost my ResetEra cringe compilations, could anons post some


be5475 No.15153166

>>15153102

Ruined fucking nothing. It's not like the game was god awfully aside from the enemies.


7b497a No.15153173

>>15153166

Hi Randy


3a7fd0 No.15153183

File: bc57a2ce691a262⋯.jpg (71.67 KB, 564x480, 47:40, laughing_ferret.jpg)

>>15153144

RapeistEra recommends Alien Colon Malfunction.


a64d30 No.15153185

The fuck was colonial marines coded in where a syntax error still compiles?


056de9 No.15153188

Will Randy ever get what he rightfully deserves?


198951 No.15153192

File: f5b70bc2b9d4570⋯.jpg (92.43 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CgqMVp-W4AILlOF.jpg)

>Modders fix the game for him

Randy wins again


3a7fd0 No.15153200

File: 70298f14cfb52af⋯.jpg (24.92 KB, 400x325, 16:13, 70298f14cfb52af012d719c180….jpg)

>>15153188

>Will Randy ever get what he rightfully deserves?

Nope. No state executes people with Down's Syndrome anymore.


ce8e8d No.15153211

How do you fuck up like that?

AGDG?


de99f0 No.15153212

File: 708846c748f25df⋯.jpg (261.94 KB, 1609x633, 1609:633, 708846c748f25df06b19a734bd….jpg)

File: ced7f51684c4790⋯.png (40.2 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ced7f51684c47902d878c183f2….png)

File: 2fde0d38adf111f⋯.png (312.88 KB, 926x1263, 926:1263, f22ff8b1d93cd6305d1e465470….png)

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File: 1f0a79856aaecfa⋯.jpg (212.51 KB, 1435x1579, 1435:1579, 1f0a79856aaecfa2f6bcca0da4….jpg)

>>15153159

>I've lost my ResetEra cringe compilations, could anons post some

With pleasure.


83afda No.15153237

This makes no sense. This would be spitting out errors every time the Unreal editor gets fired up due to a missing class reference. How could that have gone unnoticed?


926b94 No.15153238

File: 9eadf6c8cc138bf⋯.png (198.46 KB, 457x472, 457:472, Concerns.png)

>>15153212

>stream a conference full of violent games on a childrens' channel

>censor a lesbian scene despite being a company that pushes leftist agendas

You're sending me mixed signals, Disney.


03d7ac No.15153240

File: 5bc8cd3b5af888b⋯.jpg (26.18 KB, 356x256, 89:64, Laughter stops.jpg)

>>15153212

>He perpetuated the alt-right "reading books" meme

This guy is one of us taking the piss isn't he? Surely there's no way someone can be like this


a5c41d No.15153243

>>15153124

The anons that scrape news sights don't really care, they just want to post it.


4207bf No.15153247

File: 7f0258150583a19⋯.jpg (30.75 KB, 278x300, 139:150, 1443661607798.jpg)

>>15153212

>readings books is alt-right

Does that poster just have a grudge against Pewdiepie and sperged about him without thinking on the ramifications about reading?


75fc4d No.15153251

>>15153237

Here's the developer list

>Gearbox Software

>TimeGate Studios

>Demiurge Studios

>Nerve Software

>Check Six Games

And stories of embezzlement and mismanagement by fucking Gearbox and half of those studios shutting down means it was a clusterfuck of a game with little to no documentation.


056de9 No.15153261

>>15153212

Wasn't this site supposed to be a "normal" alternative to neofag?


686bcd No.15153270

File: 501aeeeeab6f583⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 720x404, 180:101, dinossaur atack.webm)

>tfw we will never ever have an actually tense Aliens game that also has good action


54211e No.15153282

File: f8bbf2e4e4c0fe5⋯.webm (5.51 MB, 720x406, 360:203, Oney Plays Final Fantasy ….webm)

Do we have a video demonstration comparing the gameplay before and after adding an "a"?


de99f0 No.15153290

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15153282

The later half of embed related.


3bdc12 No.15153299

>moddb post is dated Oct 31st, 2017

We had a thread on this then, too. Game is still shit.


cb5a33 No.15153301

>>15153212

>Sperging out about books

Good to know you use other sites Kamphy


8f0100 No.15153304

>>15153212

How does this shithole not run out of users? They seem to ban people for everything.


1a3376 No.15153306

>>15153019

Why wouldn't the compiler catch that? So now that he found this typo, fixing it will make it a good game? Stupid ass clickbait thread.


de99f0 No.15153337

>>15153304

Like NeoGAF before it, cliques of gamedev employees and gaming "journalists" chose it as the place to publicize their (mostly) reliable leaks.

The combination of 'exclusive' news and being able to say "[Your fave game developer] posts here!" is all a forum needs to gain industry prestige and a never-ending userbase.


6584f4 No.15153342

File: b2d86416258e587⋯.gif (1023.97 KB, 500x354, 250:177, b2d86416258e587d8a77934ac7….gif)

>wasn't caught during dev

>wasn't caught after release/patches

>wasn't caught when sega audited them

I've seen people fired for far less fuck ups, and now years later there will still be no one to blame, and gearbox will probably ship some more units of this game now.


213e45 No.15153345

>unironically regurgitating clickbait trash

we twitter now

>>15153299

old shit is now news because some faggot outlet posted about it don't you know?


a9ad3e No.15153364

is there a video showing off the difference?


a29783 No.15153389

>>15153144

>This all came to light this week

>this week

I am fairly sure another anon here already made a thread on this topic a long ass time ago, at least a month or so.


229435 No.15153396

>>15153306

because it was a config file and not the actual code so it would compile fine but throw up an error during the game but no one noticed because i guess no one had a debug console checking for errors, or there was so many it got lost in the noise


1a3376 No.15153461

>>15153345

Here comes the 350 unironic replies to a reposted clickbait thread


c32c92 No.15153479

File: 70ae068afc0cff7⋯.jpg (20.37 KB, 255x254, 255:254, fuckme.jpg)

>>15153212

>If you read books you're alt-right


8f7ba6 No.15153505

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>Gearbox stole so much money from SEGA they SEGA had to delay anarchy reigns until the next year, & then when it came out in the U.S. it sold even WORSE than it would have because everyone had played the fully english Japanese release

I will never forgive Gearbox for that.


e4e72e No.15153509

>>15153479

My fav was two guys were arguing on Facebook or Twitter about Hitler, the right wing one brought up some facts and the other guy said something like "How stupid do you have to be to believe in facts"

I can't fucking find the picture though, does anyone have it


8f0100 No.15153520

>>15153509

You have to be a few IQ points short of room temperature to be a leftists.


9b9793 No.15153524

>>15153509

Evidence is a white male invention used to keep minorities down.


561c19 No.15153542

>>15153101

Its probably Timegate intentionally fucking it up because they knew Gearbox was going to do no QA on this pump and dump scam


b14867 No.15153550

Left leaning parasites will never win there will be time when randy gets shot by random nigger for his retarded cuck face.


498517 No.15153552

>>15153240

When’s the last time you ever saw a normalfag read something, anon? They don’t read anymore. Only right-wing people read.


066d5a No.15153553

>>15153056

To redeem it? There's actually better Alien-based Doom mods than ACM.


74b4b3 No.15153576

>>15153261

No?

That's where the SJWs fled to after the owner of Neogaf got #Metoo'd. Honestly I'm shocked there were bad goys there at all


54211e No.15153581

>>15153520

Fahrenheit or Celsius?


302967 No.15153628

>>15153050

An Australian modder named James Dickinson


2d2801 No.15153656

File: ada58c8d41c8a63⋯.gif (3.32 MB, 498x364, 249:182, wow.gif)


7e7ab9 No.15153658

>>15153173

The poor English should have tipped you off that the anon meant use a double negative.


6d3900 No.15153667

File: 50cacc0612eae5f⋯.gif (447.85 KB, 323x322, 323:322, Blank_a123d55f7e64c5613520….gif)

Man finds flaw in the turd he is polishing, amazing.


83aaae No.15154003

File: 12f5ef402b7c647⋯.jpg (30.97 KB, 720x505, 144:101, 92152201.jpg)

>>15153212

>Fahrenheit 451

>Alt-right book

Just what my brain fucking needs while in a hangover


d06e84 No.15154020

>>15154003

The book wasn't even meant to have a political message, people just took that from it.


d0846f No.15154041

>>15154020

What, you mean marxists? They take all their shit from books.


0c63be No.15154057

>>15153396

>>15153306

>Scripting languages where a mistake.


c85904 No.15154063

File: d343c6cc803182a⋯.jpg (13.03 KB, 167x175, 167:175, 1404515339094.jpg)

>>15153019

>hey anon look i smooshed everything together doesn't it look better now?


0ba2a2 No.15154094

>>15153238

They're intentionally kicking the hive to try and direct their viewers towards a controlled viewpoint.


6872d2 No.15154241

>>15153505

Fuck, I wish this would get a PC port so badly or maybe a Switch port :^). It deserved a better fate than what it got.


81d8ae No.15154250

>>15153290

>"I paid this game no attention not because it was trash, but because jim sterling and angry joe told me to avoid it"

>"I didn't hit the record button when I first played using the typo fix mod"

How do any of these faggots manage to tie their own shoes? I'm not angry, just stupefied.


606822 No.15154445

>>15153212

>Huxley and Fahrenheit 451 are alt-right

These people deserve to be put in gulags I'm not fucking kidding


6708f8 No.15154468

>>15154063

It does look better you fucking Redditor


41f753 No.15154487

>>15154057

Gamedevs were a mistake. Other software disciplines ensure there are no errors at runtime so any error is noticed immediately. Gamedevs create the most insane error spam and only fix the minimum amount.


e8d29d No.15154521

File: 94170f367494b37⋯.jpg (20.28 KB, 610x240, 61:24, pecans.jpg)

>>15153015

>PecanGame

>PecanSeqAct

I've heard of devs tying things like physics to FPS but why is the game's AI relying on pecans?


1cbe68 No.15154537

>>15154521

They taste good and remind Randy Pitchford of his wife's boyfriend's nuts.


ad0207 No.15154552

>>15154521

tfw eating a nutmix with pecans in it right now


fe5370 No.15154568

>>15153238

They're only out to make money. They don't want to outrage parents. Virtue signaling is just to get on twitter faggots good side to make more money from gullible retards.


96d8d4 No.15154612

File: faeeebfebf39ced⋯.gif (1.44 MB, 300x289, 300:289, laughing jew.gif)

>>15153212

>4th image

>every user in the thread is banned besides the OP and the Mod


829ead No.15154619

>>15153552

>tfw this is why most of the world is full SJW

>tfw chans are the only place on the internet where our kind is allowed

>tfw the left fucking won

We're the last sane men of the world. Fucking fact. Enjoy having real facts and actually being able to read while you still can, Big Sister has just about controlled 95% of the population at this point.


293734 No.15154622

>Obsidan's Alien's RPG was canceled for this


503958 No.15154634

>>15154445

>>15154003

If I can be devil's advocate for a moment, look at it from their perspective. They've lived a sheltered, guided life, likely one handouts from their parents, and refuse to explore new boundaries and trained to have very (to them) conservative ideas that absolutely do not deviate from their group-think.

I've worked with people like them and their mindset, it's basically a 24-30 year old person who refuses to get a job, and only got it to stop their parent(s) from kicking them out of their house, and the parent probably had to use their connections to land them a job in the first place (note: they don't actually do anything that involves effort and will fart around on their phone all day and take frequent breaks)

Anyways, given this mentality, and told how to think and feel, are you really surprised that reading a book would be an activity they do? If they do read, it's probably Game of Thrones or Harry Potter or whatever meme novel and nothing critical


fe6156 No.15154639

>>15153212

Those two last are something to preserve for future generation.

>BFV

>Guys explain how you could actually have women AND historical accuracy as there was indeed women serving in combat roles in the Red Army (and plenty of paramilitaries).

>Gets banned for sexism.

And of course reading books (that are all about the danger of totalitarianism) is obviously fascist…


502468 No.15154660

>>15154487

>Software development industry

>This needed to be done yesterday!

>Just get it running, we can fix it with a patch.

>Nah its unlikely that error will occur, and even if it does, just manually change it in the database.

Not saying Gamedev industry didn't start the trend for other software developer/engineers, but my experience had playing fire fight patching, on all legacy code. Everyone that made the code where long since gone and didn't leave any notes cause "FUCK THE MAN, AND FUCK THIS JOB", ect. Thats not even going into developer teams in India that of course every company has. Enjoy Java wrappers around everything, and penta nested level try catches just to force the code along, and no Java was not the language everyone was using, but by golly the over seas team will make it work with our systems!


4f0e20 No.15154672

>>15153238

Disney is actually the best company to watch.

They don't give a FUCK about politics. They like to make money, so they will do whatever it takes to make money. If they are going hard with something then watch the news,

It's how i've made so much money with stocks trading, watch Disney, everytime


792a74 No.15154682

>>15154672

The trick is, subsidiaries of Disney frequently do go hard on politics. See Lucasfilm, Marvel Comics (but not quite Marvel Studios), and to lesser but still significant degrees, Pixar and whoever is in charge or Marvel tv stuff.


9202c3 No.15154715

>>15154682

Does Toy Story have political shit?


4f0e20 No.15154724

>>15154715

Pixar isn't really that bad with political shit.

Like Incredibles 2, after having seen it, I realize it was just as much about bob as it was about Elastigirl. Also they made Elastigirls ass and tits fucking HUGE for some reason


66478f No.15154733

>>15154724

>Also they made Elastigirls ass and tits fucking HUGE for some reason

Because having 3 kids leads to having big tits and ass

>t. 1 of the 3 kids my mom had


448905 No.15154747

>>15154724

The incredible 2 was really FUCKING good. Prepare for them to ruin it.


0ba2a2 No.15154773

>>15154634

They'd probably be better off reading nothing at all than pop fiction novels.


d04a3e No.15154783

File: dcc52439d490740⋯.png (293.64 KB, 647x537, 647:537, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15153056

Maybe he wants to put it on his resume.

>>15154634

Leftists don't have views, they just ape the ones they think will get them the most brownie points.

>>15154724

I think they made only her tits bigger. As for the plot, it's standard issue mum leaves for work because reasons and dad can't handle the children by the looks of it.


1a3376 No.15154785

>>15154724

>>15154747

Pixar was founded by serious leaders in computer graphics technology and remains the only decent disney property. The movie was fine, but the rendering and animation on display was truly awesome.


0d10b3 No.15154798

>>15154241

Daily Reminder: Switch owners are Soyboys


6da076 No.15154806

>>15154724

It wasn't an amazing film, but it also didn't do anything to really turn me off. They even had that one chick with the rainbow hair who could make portals and I thought she would turn into the annoying female rights character but she didn't. She just showed up to help at the end and get over her confidence issues like Violet did in the first movie.


792a74 No.15154809

>>15154785

To be honest I largely checked out after Brave. Inside Out was shit too, and I can't figure out why people circlejerked over it so much other than the "strong female protagonists" which gets every movie a free pass.

Maybe I'd give a shit about Incredibles 2 if it wasn't the same tired feminism that I saw in Mr. Mom 35 years ago, and Michael Keaton is a lot funnier than Craig T. Nelson.


27daeb No.15154841

>>15153015

can we just admit that vidya is one giant money laundering scheme now?

>>15153342

this. there's no excuse


bfd359 No.15154842

File: a6d296d9c37963b⋯.png (82.45 KB, 781x777, 781:777, anthony_burch_pulled_a_wei….png)

Daily reminder

>Sega's money went to Pitchford's pocket

>Sega's money wasn't used to hire a competent Q&A team

>Sega's money was used to give a paycheck to Anthony Burch

>>15153018

This too. The game is still massively shit.

>>15153037

The Codehunters thing is old news. Gearbox being liars and thieves is nothing new. You can add possible sex offenders as well since Anthony Burch apparently pulled a Harvey Weinstein on girls who applied to Gearbox.

https://archive.fo/9rUuC - September 2015

https://archive.fo/WkwdA - December 2015

https://archive.fo/2r0t7 - February 2016, Randy actually replied then nothing after that.

https://archive.fo/COF4L - March 2018 - Pic related.


d21df5 No.15154873

>>15154724

>>15154754

>>15154747

>>15154783

>>15154785

>>15154806

>watching a fucking children's movie

Unless you have children, you have no reason to do this. You're just as bad as the soyboys. Fucking manchildren, I swear to god.


3dcd3e No.15154883

File: 4b1404f31321936⋯.jpg (14.85 KB, 365x346, 365:346, 4b1404f3132193689c04abf4d0….jpg)

>>15154842

>You'll never be stupid enough to sleep with Anthony burch to get an internship at a second-rate game company


c36222 No.15154885

>>15154724

I guess you didn't see the trailer from Wreck-It Ralph: Breaks the Internet where the Disney princess's joke about the damsel in distress and among them were Mulan and Elsa who are anything but that. The movie will probably be bad regardless of political shit since it's going the "better than emoji" route instead of following through with its own concept that the first movie lacked.


bc5c41 No.15154887

>>15154883

I like how she say's "dated"


0ba2a2 No.15154895

>>15154887

That's code for "I fucked him at someone else's house".


792a74 No.15154896

>>15154873

Where do you think we are?


3dcd3e No.15154903

File: 7f5838242fe0f0a⋯.jpg (10.37 KB, 235x235, 1:1, 7f5838242fe0f0af52360f63eb….jpg)

>>15154887

In her mind, it makes her less of a slut

but but it doesn't. She's still a useless whore


d21df5 No.15154931

>>15154896

A website populated by people who aren't infantile manchildren obsessed with children's shows and movies? People who specifically try to be superior to the common dregs of society, the unwashed masses who swarm the movie theaters to watch the newest Disney film? People who realize that our culture is fucked beyond belief when even the intelligentsia of our society analyzes banal, degenerative shit like Star Wars? Fuck you and fuck this gay earth.


448905 No.15154993

File: 7d2d25a77ad1c7b⋯.jpg (26.06 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 7d2d25a77ad1c7bf17015412e0….jpg)

>>15154809

In the movie it is Elastigirl whom is overly concerned with getting back to being a house wife and only takes the job so her husband can follow his dream of being a super hero breadwinner again. Mr. Incredible is shown as a very realistic father in the movie. He isn't totally incompetent at raising his kids, but if he was perfect at it there wouldn't be a storyso really liked how realistic Mr. Incredible's frustration was at having to watch his wife do the Hero work. The movie didn't try to shame him or make him look petty for it, they showed how frustrating it was for him, and how he felt about it without berating him. The movie was really good, I thought it was going to be pure cancer going in but I really enjoyed it from beginning to end. The villain was cool too. She tried to get Helen to go all feminist and she shoots her down and says she is doing all of this for her husband and children's future. It wasn't perfect but for the current year it was downright based.


9a8369 No.15154996

>>15153553

Alien Quake was shut down by the kikes, but the alpha that was released in the background was good. Models weren't great as they were just modified fiends, but the levels were top notch, nostromo was particularly atmospheric.


ec58bb No.15155002

>>15153056

Maybe it's like when women go after literal criminals because they think they can fix them. This guy is trying to make a shit game good except he actually has a chance of making it good.

>>15154931

Scroll to the top of this page and tell everyone what you see


9a8369 No.15155013

>>15153270

Never played Avp 1999.

Was scary and tense and fast action.

Try looking for games made before you were born.


9a8369 No.15155019

>>15153251

This game and Duke forever confirm it.

Gearbox is a used car salesman that welds two halves of different cars together and puts some paint on the top to cover it.

They aren't an actual game developer.

There should be goods acts regulations on frauds and tricksters like those faggots.


792a74 No.15155051

>>15154931

>A website populated by people who aren't infantile manchildren obsessed with children's shows and movies?

Well see there's your problem. This is a chinese cartoon imageboard made specifically because too many normalfags ruined our previous chinese cartoon imageboard.

>>15154993

Thanks for the tip. Maybe I'll have to give it a chance then.

Then again, my own brother tried to tell me that Last Jedi was actually LESS pozzed than Force Awakens, so I don't trust anything anymore.


2306d7 No.15155068

File: 9e124210d3fbb17⋯.mp4 (4.06 MB, 576x360, 8:5, Randy's wife.mp4)

I want Borderlands 3 to flop so badly


6872d2 No.15155087

>>15154798

If saying that makes you feel better, more power to ya. I would just like Anarchy Reigns to have an actual 'life' beyond it's original release. PS4 and Xbone owners rarely, if ever, buy anything that's not cinematic AAA trash. Both a PC and a Switch release would be a net positive in sales.

But who am I kidding? I'm responding to bait


448905 No.15155094

>>15155051

Everything I am saying is the truth. The super hero stuff with Elastigirl is really cool too. The scene with her bike was absolutely amazing, creative stuff. When she gets in a fight she actually gets tossed around and gets the crap smacked out of her by a man multiple times in the fight and only wins by out smarting him. She also gets mindraped so expect lots of porn between her and the villain.


d21df5 No.15155098

>>15155002

>hurr durr video games are for manchildren

Only fucking idiots believe this. From time immemorial, games have served as a tool to develop the mind, pass time, and promote logical thought. Games developed due to shorter labour time: a farming man has hours where he need not work at all, while a hunting and gathering man must spend the entirety of his day searching for food. Games kept the mind from stagnating by providing competition, something rife in the wilds but sparse in civilization. No sedentary society could operate healthily without them. It only follows that with the development of the computer, people wanted to bring games onto it.

Compare games with theatre, or its children, film and television. We could easily, happily, and gladly live without them. What thought goes into watching a film? None whatsoever. These non-hobbies promote a stagnant mind, that of an observer. There has been no point in history where the acted arts have been beneficial to mankind. Film and television exist specifically to delude and control the populace.

>>15155051

It's time to move on and grow up anon. Normalfags are heavily invested in anime, as it is an observer activity, the only ones they know.


0ba2a2 No.15155100

>>15155051

Do not give Disney any of your money.


33aed2 No.15155107

>>15153015

How many fucking typos did they make?


448905 No.15155108

>>15155100

This. The film was good but pirate it. I only went see it because this chick I wanted to fug wanted to watch it. I ended up liking it a lot. It was better than the sex imo.


0eb648 No.15155111

File: c6d155faf367fa0⋯.png (166.41 KB, 638x1273, 638:1273, Pitchford and butthurt 1.png)

File: 1c2de6686a31f4d⋯.png (52 KB, 643x447, 643:447, Pitchford and butthurt 2.png)

File: b7219184620a008⋯.png (447.21 KB, 623x1817, 623:1817, pitchford fakes death thre….png)

>>15155068

Gearbox is already at the point where Randy is typing up death threats that compliment himself, so one can hope. Also reminder that he tried to use Douk to win an argument.


212b2f No.15155117

File: 25f74af397efeaa⋯.gif (872.94 KB, 493x370, 493:370, 1436452266984.gif)


448905 No.15155134

>>15155111

>Cupcake.

Duke would call you a faggot then fuck your girlfriend. He is the Chad vidya hero. I hate this world.


498517 No.15155151

>>15154724

>>15154747

>oy vey women are jobs men are housewives

>oy vey common core is great parents are just old and stupid

>good

>good

Die.


0eb648 No.15155164

File: e3af946343a3335⋯.png (634.62 KB, 622x1426, 311:713, Duke in the current year.png)

>>15155134

>He is the Chad vidya hero

Was. He was the Chad vidya hero. He never came back from time travelling and now some whale fondling soyboy is parading his likeness around like a puppet.


792a74 No.15155197

>>15155098

>Compare games with theatre, or its children, film and television. We could easily, happily, and gladly live without them. What thought goes into watching a film? None whatsoever. These non-hobbies promote a stagnant mind, that of an observer. There has been no point in history where the acted arts have been beneficial to mankind. Film and television exist specifically to delude and control the populace.

I agree with most of what you say, but I have to wonder if games are any older than theater. Both surely date to prehistory in some form. I can also see how stories are useful to the mind. Crafting a good story can be a bit like a game in itself, or at least like solving a puzzle, making pieces that fit together logically but also narratively And of course it's a useful teaching tool. The problem is just SJWs turned teaching into propaganda.


6afd6c No.15155205

>>15153270

Dont fuck with cassowaries

>The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird.[33]


bfd359 No.15155214

>>15155111

>Randy is typing up death threats that compliment himself

Dubs-trips confirm it. Considering the writing style of the threats…


448905 No.15155240

>>15155151

The movie takes place in the 60s. Common core wasn't invented yet. Balance is restored at the end of the movie and Mr. incredible gets to be a super hero again. The entire film was about how media manipulates public perception. Please shut the fuck up you ignoramus.


89b577 No.15155286

>>15155164

Oh no… they cut the duke's balls…


11a00e No.15155301

>>15153212

Holy Fuck, this is like NeoGaf with extra Soy


f8c228 No.15155305

>>15155068

I bet borderlands 3 is gonna be cucked to hell and back


4ec0ed No.15155313

>>15155305

>implying borderlands 2 and the presequel was not cucked already


0ba2a2 No.15155320

>>15155305

I'm just hoping the Gamergate reference is as embarrassingly bad as the memelands one in Presequel.


f8c228 No.15155327

>>15155313

I just want another game like Borderlands 1 where the men can act like men dicking about in the wilderness like TK without needing any bitches


9c2e9f No.15155336

>>15155327

I just want a good first person RPG that is all about loot with fun stats and sane droprates. Borderlands 1 didn't quite do it for me, and from what I've heard Borderlands 2 is even worse.


20f245 No.15155345

>>15154885

Wreck-It-ralph isn't made by pixar you retard

>>15154873

Wow you're also fucking retarded and probably sheltered, Pixar movies is consumed and loved by so many normalfags, adults and elderly people in the world. They're the pinnacle of summer blockbuster fun for everyone


f8c228 No.15155351

>>15155336

My biggest complaint is that all of the guns feel underpowered too fast, and too many enemies are bullet sponges

Combine that with seemingly worse AI and it's not as comfy as the other


0ba2a2 No.15155352

>>15155336

The sequel fixed a lot of the mouse and hitbox issues from what I can tell but just about every other part of the game is beyond unbearable.


d21df5 No.15155353

>>15155345

Normalfags are manchildren anon, how fucking stupid do you have to be to think otherwise?


792a74 No.15155361

>>15155345

It's not Pixar, but it's Disney Animation Studios or whatever the main cartoon division is called. Since the conversation was originally about Disney overall, it's even more telling that they'd let the main division which made all of their most classic films, from Snow White to The Lion King, fall to such SJW depths. Then again, they started that path with Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast, and everyone loves those. Though SJWs still hate on Aladdin even though it made a deliberate effort to be feminist as well. There's no pleasing these people. I also heard some complain that Simba's singing voice is a black kid and his speaking voice is a white kid. Yeah, because they picked Jonathan Taylor Thomas because he's white and not because he was the top child star at the time outside of MacCauley Culkin, who probably cost a lot more money.


0ba2a2 No.15155370

File: eb8e52e0eca92a1⋯.jpg (7.36 KB, 231x218, 231:218, rare promotional of a canc….jpg)

>>15155361

>the one Disney princess who wears pants

>feminist dykes, those outside of Brazil at least, all hate her


2306d7 No.15155385

File: bab12a3aa93a4ba⋯.jpg (371.91 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Sam kept you waiting.jpg)

>>15155286

>>15155164

We'll always have Sam


606822 No.15155440

>>15154634

>They've lived a sheltered, guided life, likely one handouts from their parents

I think most of us here do too. The difference being that we're not faggots like them


6cdba7 No.15155456

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9694a4 No.15155468

>>15153212

I've been reading their "GW2 firing" thread - one of the "She did nothing wrong, SEXISM" types pulled out an old Nyberg tweet to prove a point. So they're comfortable enough to go back to quoting their favourite pedos again.


9694a4 No.15155470

>>15153240

A real progressive doesn't read, they're told exactly what to think.


8ac279 No.15155484

>>15153037

>10:44

Unless they have a monopoly on the idea of a train blowing up, I'm not seeing a ripoff here.


f8c228 No.15155485

File: 779c951a20f606b⋯.jpg (75.98 KB, 951x720, 317:240, 15d4eb0ce2c32e61d76115ca24….jpg)

>>15153212

>LoK feminist bitch avatar

Not surprising she has such shit taste

Also reading books is bad now huh, makes sense that the lefty masses would fear knowledge


08a5f2 No.15155492

File: a902fe775040303⋯.png (913.72 KB, 1600x915, 320:183, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15153015

While I think that having much better Alien AI would have fixed a few core issues, the story still tries it's hardest to focus on the somewhat cool looking forced antagonist WY Mercs.

It would have mended a few disappointed wounds but wouldn't have been enough.


f8c228 No.15155514

File: f52f36b73f61f63⋯.png (180.09 KB, 324x270, 6:5, [autism intensifies].PNG)

>>15155492

>fighting monsters

>cover everything but their eyes and forearms

cool designs but still silly


2afede No.15155517

>>15155492

Weyu Mercs is the only good thing in Colonial Marines


08a5f2 No.15155531

File: 7339216357cfa60⋯.png (417.63 KB, 893x530, 893:530, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15155514

To be fair you could argue the only resistance most of them expected were the human soldiers.

>>15155517

Too bad you couldn't even play as them or get any items from them to customize yourself in multiplayer.


e25088 No.15155540

>>15153015

Is there footage of the Alien AI working properly with the fix?


6afd6c No.15155557

File: fc064ef124939b4⋯.jpeg (215.77 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, serveimage.jpeg)

>>15155514

Good enough for HECU marines


b7a0f1 No.15155573

File: 11297ddebd732fa⋯.png (305.4 KB, 507x553, 507:553, laughing potato.png)


304106 No.15155693

File: a98d8d3fd453150⋯.png (10.47 KB, 901x174, 901:174, wew.png)


f8c228 No.15155745

File: bb59664f5972421⋯.png (469.3 KB, 565x605, 113:121, 1527605406140.png)

>>15155693

>purposefully making it permanently impossible to have kids without some serious genetic reasoning for doing so

>making a permanent choice like that when still young


6afd6c No.15155765

>>15155745

That woman is already insane but things are going to get exponentially worse as her hormones fly out of control at age 23


0ba2a2 No.15155782

>>15155765

I knew a 40 something year old who looked younger than that.


4ec0ed No.15155785

>>15155745

Good. The bitch deserves it for being a whore


f8c228 No.15155798

>>15155765

Why specifically 23? Does getting fixed fuck with the hormones?


9441a4 No.15155805

>>15155514

I'd actually go ahead and say the first guy is weapon not withstanding best equipped to fight aliums. All that armor wont do shit if it closes the gap and it will just limit your field of view and mobility. Just get rid of all that useless armor and then give everyone the gun the last guy has.


f8c228 No.15155808

File: 024605b9c7856d2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 407.51 KB, 651x864, 217:288, 024605b9c7856d2d33a9d5ae72….png)

Oh shit I just looked it up, apparently it fucks up alot of hormone levels, some of which are important for bone and brain health

fuckin yikes, stupid bitch deserves what she'll get then


0ba2a2 No.15155816

>>15155808

If that's the same operation my mom got after I was born then she should be find as long as she doesn't start eating like a pig and refusing to get out of bed.


6afd6c No.15155818

>>15155745

The photo lists her as 22.

>Post Tubal Syndrome (PTS) or (PTLS) aka Post Sterilization Syndrome (PSS) are the negative physical and psychological effects that manifest after a woman undergoes sterilization by tubal ligation or by other means such as having a medical device (clips, Essure, etc…) placed.

>http://tubal.org/tubal.org/post-tubal-syndrome.htm

tldr she is at risk of a whole bunch of things but feminist groups suppress the information.


6d1e6c No.15155838

File: 50d06b6c939a5fe⋯.jpg (244.05 KB, 1642x932, 821:466, world peace.jpg)

File: 441dcbcdc68a674⋯.jpg (98.48 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, world peace2.jpg)

>>15155745

>mfw the hell she's going to be living in when she gets baby crazy

>failing that, when the wall hits


9d0c95 No.15155860

File: d2c3f400281d71c⋯.jpg (434.38 KB, 1280x1556, 320:389, skele nightmare.jpg)

>>15153251

> Section 8 was fucking bad-ass

> Developer TimeGate gets roped in to working on this A:CM abomination

> Gets closed down because of Gearbox's judaism

still fucking rustled


eed6a8 No.15155866

>>15155860

I remember I went back to Section 8 after a while and was doing really well. Then I figured out everybody else was bots and I got really bummed out.


f8c228 No.15155872

>>15155818

>>15155838

Holy shit she's really in for a hellish ride then, beautiful

Let the regret flow

Also the only reason she would really want to have her tubes tied would be to not get pregnant, so it's assumed that she wants alot of unprotected sex without that risk

So the risk of STDs is gonna go way up if she's not 100% monogamous, which looking at that basic bitch she's probably not


afcd4c No.15155937

>>15154619

Don't listen to the blackpill kikes anon, they want you to lose all hope.


afcd4c No.15155945

>>15154931

Anon we're on a board dedicated to discussing video games, you're just as infantile as everyone on this board.


4ef09e No.15156034

File: f44bead5264914c⋯.jpg (190.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1458887101404.jpg)

>>15155860

I love section 8 and the F.E.A.R. DLC's they made. The best part is, the only decent part of the A:CM, the multiplayer, was made by them. and it fucking shows.


f8c228 No.15156037

File: b13831e9185e759⋯.jpg (6.37 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1427947856480-0.jpg)

File: cb1101d4806e81c⋯.png (135 KB, 500x394, 250:197, tumblr_pbsidcRVQd1qjulcao1….png)

Speaking of Gearbox, Ashley Burch played a guest character on the popular D&D series Critical Role, and in her first session got the campaigns favorite character killed.

Pic related is her OC that aggro'd a group of end game enemies despite being warned of the danger, because her OC is "tough"


9f32e5 No.15156039

>>15155937

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.


66478f No.15156042

File: ad48137353b2e3d⋯.png (161.61 KB, 559x682, 559:682, le_critic_face.png)

>>15156037

>half-shave

>modern cigarette in what is presumably your typical DnD Psuedo-Tolkein Medieval Europe

>doing retarded shit because "it's what my character would do"

And here I was thinking she was already cancerous enough as a VA.


b7a0f1 No.15156053

File: 2d0f0b243f27958⋯.jpg (25.62 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>15155816

>implying your mother start eating like a pig and refusing to get out of bed

I feel sorry for you anon


99e51c No.15156059

>>15155151

>women are jobs

Pretty much.

sage for shitty joke


64d008 No.15156064

>>15156037

Man, and the fucking tension between everyone was already building up, if their careers weren't constantly on the line after the Wil Wheaton thing I swear they'd yell at eachother constantly.


9f32e5 No.15156077

>>15156064

What did Will do now? Was he accused of secually harassment?


eea5cf No.15156078

File: d950be5de5c7593⋯.jpg (6.15 KB, 275x142, 275:142, I am angry ANGRY ABOUT KIK….jpg)

>>15153212

That place is truly a nightmare.


7843d1 No.15156081

File: 9cdc7cac0106304⋯.png (10.43 KB, 174x162, 29:27, 234ff1e680ef416500880904f2….png)

>>15153212

>Fehrenheit 451 is alt-right


f8c228 No.15156082

File: 5a7f917b79431f2⋯.png (30.29 KB, 190x320, 19:32, 1472014024394.png)

>>15156064

Really it's their fault for inviting betas and thots, and expecting them to perform well

Maybe we'll get to see a nice explosion eventually


64d008 No.15156085

>>15156077

Not yet, but he said a no-no on Twitter and got kicked off his tabletop show as well as the Geek & Sundry channel entirely.

>>15156082

If anyone was gonna explode first it was the guy who got killed, he was trying so hard to restrain himself and I saw those looks he made at her.


f8c228 No.15156100

File: 17f50a380ccc73e⋯.jpg (151.85 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, ashley 2.jpg)

File: 1daa79b5a64fe3f⋯.png (728.67 KB, 815x598, 815:598, ashley.png)

>>15156085

The other bitch is trying to defend her, because muh pussy power i guess

https://twitter.com/Marisha_Ray/status/1017668822696783872

Someone cosplayed as her character, and it looks as expected, like shit


1a0e92 No.15156102

>>15153581

Kelvin :^)


fb5437 No.15156111

>>15156085

>got kicked off his tabletop show

he really is the ultimate beta


9f32e5 No.15156113

>>15156085

What did he say, all I'm getting is a whole lot of Russian Trump conspiracies.


eea5cf No.15156114

File: 209d5b08f955e05⋯.jpg (148.34 KB, 994x745, 994:745, soywall.jpg)

>>15156100

I can smell the soy coming out of second pic


64d008 No.15156140

>>15156113

I'd have to go down the list for specifics because he's done a lot of retarded shit, but I'm thinking it had to do with him defending someone he shouldn't have.

His show was already losing its viewership while using paid promotions as a crutchsoon they were going to actually charge people to watch it they were hurting so bad for money, but then when he came out with another one of his many hot takes it was final and he got kicked off.


9f32e5 No.15156141


267dfa No.15156142

>>15156037

Also of note is that the video of the event is blocked on Twitch, and hasn't been uploaded to YouTube. TBH I like the show (The DM is really fucking good) and really want to know who got killed, apparently it pissed a lot of people off if they blocked the video from the public.


6fd9ef No.15156146

>>15154747

>The incredible 2 was really FUCKING good

By which metric? It was head-and-shoulders above typical animated movies these days but it's firmly in the second tier of Pixar movies.


267dfa No.15156149

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15156037

>>15156142

Ah, found a video.


f8c228 No.15156168

File: c4fcce823fe8755⋯.jpg (14.67 KB, 341x290, 341:290, 1399521321331.jpg)

>>15156149

I think it's funny how she voiced Tiny Tina in BL2, who ran a D&D session, and then this happens

Maybe she expected Mollymauk to just be revived at a New-U station


267dfa No.15156169

File: 3e18dcef46fd403⋯.png (117.73 KB, 453x443, 453:443, 3e18dcef46fd40320e136945d3….png)

>>15156168

I love her trying to plead with Mercer to have her character say something to stop the killing blow, sorry Ash, that's not how DnD works (unless you have a pussy DM).


3dcd3e No.15156174

File: bff61db7ce59fc2⋯.jpg (21.91 KB, 682x675, 682:675, bff61db7ce59fc277f3a55d36a….jpg)

>>15155745

She's pretty cute, it's a shame shes batshit and even more of a shame she bought into all the bullshit.

God damn, this is fucking sick.


64d008 No.15156177

>>15156141

I don't think so, but that's still fucked up and it kinda fits with the timeline. Finding the last thing that did it is like looking for a needle in a stack of needles.

>>15156169

Apparently her quirky character being all talk and no action was the bit that really pissed people off in the end. She actually ran away from the bad guy she provoked, from what I've seen in comments.


ec58bb No.15156178

File: 1112b54384a5eea⋯.png (54.26 KB, 749x434, 107:62, are you fucking kidding me.png)

>>15155098

>video games are good for you

jesus christ

>From time immemorial, games have served as a tool to develop the mind, pass time, and promote logical thought.

Yeah, some games. Chess strongly reinforces math and logic and sports develop people physically and teach them teamwork (I would say that sports are the most beneficial games of all). But not all games are equal in their ability to cultivate desirable characteristics: we wouldn't lose much without lawn darts or virtually all forms of gambling. They definitely can't substitute for practice or education in any area they claim to help. Point being: most video games are strategically simpler than chess. Reflex (in the form of a very limited finger dexterity) and luck factor in to success too. The primary reason we play them is for fun. Don't even act like playing Street Fighter or Quake is going to help you in the real world in any meaningful way.

And then you go full retardo:

>Compare games with theatre, or its children, film and television.

>There has been no point in history where the acted arts have been beneficial to mankind.

I guess this activity that has arisen and been accepted independently in every culture in human history is just awful and useless! The performing arts can be used to pass on important legends and societal values, and they have done exactly that for most of their history. These stories and values reinforce a strong, cohesive cultural identity that is the basis of a stable society. You are not going to tell me that the Ancient Greeks were wrong for loving theater.

>but modern theater sucks because kikes!

Anything the kikes touch goes bad, we've seen it with video games too.

Entertainment is an end in itself. The primary reason for games has been, is, and always will be because they are fun. Believe it or not, people have been trying to have fun since the dawn of man.

>These non-hobbies promote a stagnant mind

And of course you can have too much of a good thing. Pro tip: watching a play or a movie doesn't make you retarded, but watching hours and hours of shitty HBO shows will. Similarly, playing video games in a normal manner won't harm you, but playing too many games will mess your life up. Meanwhile, playing sports for hours will make you stronk and playing chess will make you sharp.

>Games kept the mind from stagnating by providing competition, something rife in the wilds but sparse in civilization.

>competition

>sparse in civilization.

Do I even need to mention how retarded this is?

Now I want you tell me about some great games that really developed your mind. Go on. What are some video games that ancient human beings could have benefited from?


498517 No.15156181

>>15155240

>The movie takes place in the 60s.

You realize that it doesn’t, right?

>Common core wasn’t invented yet.

YOU REALIZE THAT THEY EXPLICITLY HIGHLIGHT COMMON CORE IN THE TRAILERS, RIGHT? YOU REALIZE THAT THE FUCKING SUPERHERO MOVIE ABOUT SUPERHEROES IS NOT ANALOGOUS TO REALITY, BUT IS, HOWEVER, ALLEGORICAL THERETO, RIGHT?

Holy fucking hell, you can’t be this stupid.

>The entire film was about how media manipulates public perception.

And you missed it entirely.


fb5437 No.15156183

>>15156149

for some reason i thought this was the show with the pink haired DM faggot. how many D&D shows are there now?


267dfa No.15156188

>>15156177

I really hope someone uploads the full video, props to mercer for not backing down when his world was challenged and actually using it to teach a lesson.

>>15156183

>how many D&D shows are there now?

Tons, twitch is littered with them. This is the only good one I've found (and again, that's because of the DM and his fantastic presentation. Guy got me to start running games).


3dcd3e No.15156190

File: 447bbba82735831⋯.png (100.4 KB, 2375x364, 2375:364, crazycuntthread.PNG)

>>15155745

>We're so not regretful about not having kids, that we compiled a list of parents who didn't want their kids, and hated their kids

>We're proud of what what we don't have, which is why we have a forum, to talk about the things we're glad we don't have

>STUPID DUMB, BREEDER SCUM

Holy shit, I've heard stories about r/childfree, but god damn, I feel like I need a shower after visiting.


64d008 No.15156191

>>15156183

This is the one that gave D&D the final push into the mainstream and got people sucking off WotC for inventing gay black people in a ruleset that requires a brain functioning at a 3rd grade level.


f8c228 No.15156225

>>15156190

>regretful testimonies

No doubt from fools who raised them wrong, so shocker the kid is bad from the bad parent

I wonder if that womans parents will join that list once they find out she'll never give them grandkids


47e76c No.15156235

File: e748c5b816e436e⋯.png (521.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, truly hell.png)

>>15153212

I'm so sick and fucking tired of this

meme. This 'strategy' the marxists

are using to push their narrative. They

purposefully call anything that has

fanservice "pedophilia," even though they

themselves promote understanding

pedophiles, and destruction of children's

identities through barbaric, near porno-

graphic catwalk shows in the name of

"empowerment." Well I'm goddamn SICK

of it. These motherfucking kikes need to

be called out, humiliated, and publicly

flogged for having the nerve to engage

in vagrant disinformation of their own

barbaric, degenerate ways, projecting

their own perversion onto people that

just want to see big tits. Goddammit,

FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


9b9b51 No.15156253

>>15155205

They are also apex predators and will sometimes kill animals and humans for the lolz.


eed6a8 No.15156286

>>15156235

I'm starting to think that lolicons and actual pedophiles are actually mortal enemies. It must be why all lolicon lobby in Japan hates them so much and calls for them to be stabbed with scissors and stuff.


720fee No.15156298

>>15156181

Just the other day, I heard NPR's movie critic babbling about how everyone misunderstood The Incredibles and that it had nothing to do with extraordinary people trying to deal with living in a world that glorifies mediocrity.


9bf734 No.15156306

>>15156286

I'm not a lolicon but I understand the appeal. Most times it's not sexual, it's just the primal nature of people to want to nurture cute things. I guess that's why they hate pedophiles. They don't see the sexuality in it, rather they see a cute being that needs protection. That's my drunken take on the subject


039314 No.15156325

File: 94da1d3ec941ed7⋯.jpg (18.51 KB, 623x473, 623:473, 1303489256322.jpg)

>>15156306

>Lolicons see the pure

>Pedos see the lewd

THIS.. actually makes sense


6fd9ef No.15156330

>>15156188

I tried watching CR once. I thought Mercer was okay but I disagree in principle with the idea of streaming a board game and holy fucking shit are his players ever cancer of the highest order - especially the women.

>>15156286

Lolicons have an idealized, fictional perception of the sexuality of children (most of them are self-aware while others, unfortunately, are not) and tend to stay there while pedophiles do not; to look at it another way, lolicons hate pedos because pedos are shitting where lolicons are trying to eat. It's fantasy versus reality.


a98bc4 No.15156335

File: 1588114fb07ce98⋯.png (11.3 KB, 447x378, 149:126, at last I truly see.png)


70fe14 No.15156339

File: a4e7db5fc065c5c⋯.png (75.01 KB, 198x198, 1:1, animusmug.png)


a98bc4 No.15156342

>>15156339

>kiwifarms

Fuck off, Josh.


d04a3e No.15156343

>>15154873

I have watched 1 movie in cinema in past 6 years, what now?


eed6a8 No.15156358

>>15156330

Have any studies been done on the effects of pornographic drawings and cartoons versus the effects of pornographic photos and videos? All these soyboys watch porn and become sexual assaulters. However I have never heard it happening to someone who loves lewd anime.


5ef704 No.15156371

>>15153306

IIRC XML does have the ability to check that shit fits some format, but it only works if you actually do it. Besides, they could have caught this when loading the file, or when debugging the AI, but they didn't so they probably weren't that thorough in the first place.


a98bc4 No.15156379

>>15156358

I mean, from what I've seen, people who choke their snake to 2D either completely hide it, or become otakus.


4c542b No.15156400

File: 3bd4475669b4337⋯.png (651.13 KB, 1500x2154, 250:359, I don't have the sauce, do….png)

>>15156379

>people who choke their snake to 2D either completely hide it, or become otakus.

Can confirm, I'm a big fan of 2D babes but I never let on that I spank the monkey to racy oriental drawings.

My college roommate on the other hand almost certainly jacked it to 2D tits as much as I did but was full blown weeb, complete with expensive prints of cute anime girls.

In my opinion, the best 2D out there is a loving couple engaging in intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. It's even better if they're holding hands while doing so.


eed6a8 No.15156415

>>15156400

See that is what I mean everybody who wanks to 2D starts off really depraved. Then eventually gets a fetish for lovey dovey stuff and impregnation. But people who watch too much porn just grow to hate love and marriage.


9bf734 No.15156417

>>15156400

Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san is a godsend


106774 No.15156420

>>15153015

Friendly reminder to not fall for Jewish tricks. This "news" was conveniently planted to make Gearbox entertainment look better, so as to create a positive environment for the Borderlands 3 marketing…which will be more lies.


a98bc4 No.15156426

File: 4800d72543ec94e⋯.gif (5.34 MB, 500x375, 4:3, existential dread.gif)

>>15156415

I think 2D actually makes you wish for an idealized, intimate, loving relationship, while real porn just makes you want to fuck, causing you to slip further and further in an attempt to achieve the fucking. Man, what kind of fucking interdimensional hellscape do we live in.


3dcd3e No.15156444

File: ee7c8ed5a1300a4⋯.mp4 (1.77 MB, 854x480, 427:240, DAY_OF_THE_ROPE.mp4)

>>15156426

That's actually a pretty good explanation. But you want to know the true hell?

The true hell is the fact, that in CY+3, things like impregnation and happy intimate,loving relationships are considered fetishes now.


218a7a No.15156455

>>15156444

>e true hell is the fact, that in CY+3, things like impregnation and happy intimate,loving relationships are considered fetishes now.

They're not, retards just fucking misuse the word.


9b9793 No.15156476

File: 2c6f307d9bd008a⋯.png (740.83 KB, 1500x2154, 250:359, extreme_furry_penetration.png)

>>15156417

I want to FLUFF her ears and tail all night long.


54e73a No.15156501

File: d8e5a886d3781e1⋯.jpg (84.22 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 821fc3dd76c28c7f1a6d0541a2….jpg)

>>15155860

Goddammit anon why did you have to dig these feelings up. I hope Randy kills himself out of shame after his wife finds his cache of battleborn porn.


9f32e5 No.15156504

>>15156501

Why would she care about his pron collection when she has bulls to take care of?


4c542b No.15156508

>>15156415

>See that is what I mean everybody who wanks to 2D starts off really depraved. Then eventually gets a fetish for lovey dovey stuff and impregnation.

You're not wrong, my first forays into hentai were of the tentacle variety. As I got older I came to appreciate more intimate and romantic stuff. Nowadays I almost exclusively seek out vanilla.

I'm even writing a novel focused on the life and death adventure of a betrothed couple in a strange the-future-is-the-past kind of post apocalypse.

If you're confused by what I mean, think of Turn A Gundam's setting but add in more of an Etrian Odyssey/Made in Abyss theme to their adventure


bfd359 No.15156517

>>15156420

>This "news" was conveniently planted to make Gearbox entertainment look better, so as to create a positive environment for the Borderlands 3 marketing…which will be more lies.

I can see Randy actually doing that, but it's backfiring on him at least. It makes Gearbox look incompetent as shit and just proves they were taking money from Sega and not investing it in proper QA.


e8cef2 No.15156518

>>15156508

Sounds like something that will never sell


4c542b No.15156522

>>15156518

>that spoiler

I know, I'm just writing it to get it out of my head.


57d614 No.15156536

>>15153212

>if you are reading books you are nazi

>especially those anti-utopian book that warns us about the possible future like Fahrenheit 451 and Adolf Huxley('s Brave New World i presume)

remember kind reading is gay


7950d8 No.15156569

>>15156286

I've noticed the types of people that are the most vocal about the evils of 2D lolicon tend to get caught with skeletons in their closet revealing they are legit pedos. I think their hatred of the 2D stuff is either some kind of projection or they don't like seeing it because it annoys them when they're looking around online for the real stuff.

Most of the 2D lolicons I know of I like loli but I'm not a purist, I like 2D girls of all kinds. I'm a monster, I know. just want to be left the fuck alone to enjoy cute anime and fap to doujin, and they typically only get vocal when someone tries to get in the way of that or if they start calling them actual pedos.

I'd say the two groups certainly don't get along for the most part, though I do remember the occasional pedos on old cuckchan that would try to blend in with the 2D lolicons before getting told to fuck off.


00e649 No.15156730

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Posting a better AvP game…

>>15153015

That's funny.


586077 No.15156739

They made two typos which when fixed fixes the ai


be653d No.15156747

File: f833f8ea19986dd⋯.jpg (2.12 MB, 1520x2250, 152:225, Twilight-Teaser-Poster-twi….jpg)

>>15156518

>like something that will never sell

anon I


586077 No.15156756

>>15153212

>reading books is for natzees

Leftypol comfirmed for not reading books ever


d40ada No.15156812

Can these assholes not rape giger's vision for one fucking second?


d40ada No.15156814

>>15156812

The irony of this statement is not lost on me.


051b2c No.15156827

>>15156420

Doesn't exactly make them look good that they never patched this themselves. Pretty clear they outsourced the game, didn't do QA and never figured out that parts of the game could be fixed. This only further emphasizes the incompetence of Gearbox.


0eb648 No.15156867

File: ee4194a9b007d6a⋯.jpg (575.26 KB, 2560x1767, 2560:1767, neomorph.jpg)

>>15156814

The true suffering is that you were made to enjoy it, only to watch it become something more horrible every time it shows up again.


d40ada No.15156890

>>15156867

>can't go with the fucking plotline of engineers not being the mala'kak

fucking grey dudes instead of the fuckers with trunks? fuck is that shit

>can't go with the plotline of xenos being basically larval Elder Gods

even worse

>have to make up some gay shit where fucking DAVID MC SELFINSERT makes the xenos

I AM SO FUCKING MAD

EVEN THE EVOLVE SHILL WOULD OF BEEN A BETTER CHOICE TO INVOLVE


c79b5e No.15156891

>>15156039

Disappointment is a cue to improve, not a conclusion.


50b997 No.15156953

File: 47ded8fcd76e6d8⋯.jpg (371.55 KB, 1000x883, 1000:883, turkroach tries to be smug….jpg)

>>15153212

>MUH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS


e8ec2f No.15156963

File: b681028cca877fb⋯.jpg (99.99 KB, 599x819, 599:819, The essence.jpg)

File: dbe9c9036a70ee9⋯.jpg (116.15 KB, 600x905, 120:181, of cute.jpg)

File: 1f7ec1a7e27a5a7⋯.jpg (68.79 KB, 576x666, 32:37, earth_chan_moonman.jpg)

>>15156306

Hot damn that sums it up perfectly.


28a1c3 No.15156973

>>15153211

No testing. No QA. Shipping without anyone involved actually giving a fuck about your product. Being Randy Bitchford.


9fa363 No.15156976

>>15153212

>typical alt right books

>Huxley

Why am I still surprised by this kind of thing?


9f32e5 No.15156981

>>15156891

It is a conclusion for those that refuse to improve, like the entirety of this dead gay Civilization.

>>15156976

I went to the actual thread, half of the responders can't believe he said something so stupid, the other half talk about how the alt-right have co-opted books and therefore they should be banned.

Less than 10% of the thread responded, the rest were too busy talking about some fag shit.


136f20 No.15156992

When are we getting Randy redemption ark?


8f0100 No.15156993

>>15156981

>the alt-right have co-opted books and therefore they should be banned

Wait, how does that work? Can we claim Das Kapital as our book?


9f32e5 No.15156996

>>15156993

Do it, make everything part of the alt right.


051b2c No.15157001

>>15156976

Brave New World is clearly a straight white cis het male complaining about powerful women and minorities getting glorious social justice. What else could it have been about, shitlord?


9b9793 No.15157023

>>15156993

First we take reading books from them, now we're about to take Das Kapital, how will /leftypol/ ever recover?


e8ec2f No.15157029

File: 1c827735fb6ddc5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.54 KB, 600x519, 200:173, HOAX!.jpg)

File: 25e2cfc637e0c33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.1 KB, 650x476, 325:238, Big_dick_phony.jpg)

File: 1b38d28f4d9d198⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.09 KB, 401x600, 401:600, BBC_hoax_Jew.JPG)

>>15157022

No, (((they))) are the kikes and they pull degenerate shit wherever they go.


9a8369 No.15157030

>>15156890

>would of

back to school


5911a8 No.15157032

File: cf5d5a6e9a41b6e⋯.jpg (87.36 KB, 800x800, 1:1, LUL.jpg)

>whereas hentai often is centered around a healthy relationship opening up to sex


136f20 No.15157033

>>15157032

Not an argument.


d40ada No.15157037

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9a8369 No.15157042

>>15155745

Someone this mentally ill to have herself sterilised in her 20s is likely not a good candidate for motherhood.

She will regret it, and she will sign herself up for the euthanasia list as soon as that is legal in her country.

I've seen tons of girls go from "I hate babies" and "I'm never having children", saying that for years, to "I really want to have a baby".

In mid to late 20s, and especially at 30, they either have the hormonal drive, their pet dies, or they find a man who is actually interested in them and it all turns around.


9a8369 No.15157047

>>15157022

US, highest population of juden in the world, about 10 million, significantly more than Israel.

France, highest population of juden in Europe, at just under a million.

Coincidence.


e8ec2f No.15157048

File: ba8311f0fe361d7⋯.jpg (35.28 KB, 490x554, 245:277, tarrantino_toes_child_pedo….jpg)

File: f5652346e3a0227⋯.png (1.15 MB, 779x767, 779:767, ClipboardImage (1).png)

File: eacbc7fd449ffa9⋯.jpg (142.45 KB, 1200x627, 400:209, controlling america.jpg)

File: 2e5d49cc5d86fbe⋯.jpg (13.09 KB, 255x170, 3:2, 9e560d1e8c6fbd46b3e37d1898….jpg)

File: edaa939a07676ce⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, edaa939a07676ce588b107a79d….png)

>>15157038

Hollywood kikes are at the epicenter of it all pushing degeneracy and perversion far further than a healthy society would allow for normally.


d40ada No.15157072

>>15157030

>getting triggered over that


e8ec2f No.15157075

File: 45250d0a0ec7f11⋯.jpg (256.49 KB, 1188x1381, 1188:1381, 48aa0f42c25a9415d5e292b2c7….jpg)

File: a57bb679f818e7f⋯.jpg (376.23 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, httpwww.un.orgesapopulatio….jpg)

>>15157065

You seem like a lying kike yourself, actually. Only a liar or complete retard does not recognize a child's foot being tonguefucked by tarantino not to mention that kikes have been fucking with America for a long time. How about you prove to us how America was degenerate on its own. Go ahead, show us how ebil america was.

I want proper proof too, no plebbit "everybody knows", you stinking shityid.

Btw, kike all this is true completely independent of Trump but I guess you couldn't help yourself and just had to bring him up. :^)


89c721 No.15157083

>>15154873

>playing a fucking children's videogame

Unless you have children, you have no reason to do this. You're just as bad as the soyboys. Fucking manchildren, I swear to god.


b0a267 No.15157087

>>15157048

>>15157065

Why do you keep arguing with yourself whenever you come into a thread?


e8ec2f No.15157088

File: 6c49949099ff8f1⋯.jpg (67.32 KB, 331x358, 331:358, Eem0daZ.jpg)


d40ada No.15157090


92580a No.15157123

File: b550fdf31a9f539⋯.gif (2.08 MB, 532x295, 532:295, 85a7020424.gif)

>>15157099

>was so pozzed

It still is tho.


2296ae No.15157232

File: 7abb90ecb59dfbb⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Naruto_pin_down.png)

>>15153282

And can we compare TemplarGFX's AI compared to the unimplemented AI? and then Templar's AI combined with the unimplemented AI?


19adc0 No.15157240

>>15157184

Just doing some minor fact checking of this post.

>tall dude, 6'2"

This actually qualifies for manlet status and disability.

>Uma Thurman has top-tier feet

Impossible, she's over the age of 10.

Post responsibly you fucking nigger.


3a2e6c No.15157254

>>15153212

>book about people not being allowed to read books by their dystopian government is demonized by mentally ill marxist who thinks reading is evil

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

The west really hit dystopian levels long ago. He's right: we don't even need to read those kind of books, we can just look outside and get the same experience.


9f32e5 No.15157258

>>15157254

You mean an equal society where all needs are met? ABNW is clearly a Utopia you shitlord.


4979ab No.15157333

>Aliens Colonial Marines

>Released in the brown shitty shit-fest of military-shooters with ironsights.

It was not bad, just mediocre, talk about overexaggerating a game, it was refreshing for the time.


b9dff5 No.15157334

>>15156867

Covenant was such a shit film. Fucking Neo Morph was stupid as fuck. If it doesn't look like a giant penis then its not Giger.


2296ae No.15157335

File: 8125b3d7ee15238⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 509x363, 509:363, Hey faggot i dont like the….jpg)

>Tries to make a game better by modding it. Without a specialized data editor, scripts editor and level editor.

>Wastes time hex editing on/off values.

>Meaning not even the most basic changes can be made to the game's source and the way the engine handles physics, lag, bullet detection, hitboxes, collision detection, graphics rendering. The basics being the most important things to a game; the control -> gameplay -> feel.

The weapons in A Crap Marine feel like you're shooting BB guns or dart guns. It feels like an inaccurate spray can. The weapons from Medal of Honor, COD 1, Vietcong, Half Life 1 & 2 and even Serious Sam feel like actual weapons.

Why doesn't he just work together with a super speedy team to rip all the assets off, together with a a pre-made physics code/engine to place everything back together in UE4? or any other engine. Gearbox's engine is fresh dog shit.

Having to work within a game's horrible horrible hardcoded physics for bullets, hitboxes, jump/air time/movement speed, damage types, entity stats, scripts, player dexterity(or lack of), limited level design is more than a losing battle, it's pathetic, it's nothing but a made-up challenge for gutsy sports-loving modders who enjoy working within arbitrary limitations. Might as well try to mod a game where your player character moves just 1 inch a second.


0ba2a2 No.15157365

>>15156037

> the popular D&D series Critical Role

Popular as in liked by actual tabletop fans or popular as in watched by people who pretend to like it like anything with Will Wheaton in it?


89c721 No.15157514

>>15156042

>doing retarded shit because "it's what my character would do"

That’s the fucking point of roleplaying you dimwitted faggot


64c98d No.15157552

>>15153240

>>15155470

Progressives read, but they just read fluff fantasy works and feel good shit.


93fb30 No.15157557

>>15157514

Except in this case is her being a retarded attention whore trying to be the focus of attention, failing so hard it kills the entire party, and trying to justify it poorly.


0ba2a2 No.15157569

>>15157552

No, they don't read that either unless a plot synopsis for a wiki explaining referential humor counts as reading.


89c721 No.15157580

>>15156149

I have no idea what happen and why is this a big deal?


64d008 No.15157603

>>15157514

There's roleplaying and then there's being stupid. You don't go out of your way to do something stupid that isn't fun or you will be labeled an idiot and nobody will like you anymore.


3dcd3e No.15157789

File: 0382cdd837adef2⋯.jpg (61.56 KB, 780x589, 780:589, 0382cdd837adef2e4467554861….jpg)

>>15157552

They read popculture and ingest it to a disgusting degree, there was a protest recently down the street from me at a pharmacy where they were dressed like handmaidens from the handmaidens tale.

They legitimately kept screaming about the facist, white, christian state, that is keeping them from practicing their SCIENCE given right to kill their offspring. Also, what the fuck is up with "The Haindmaiden's Tale" doesn't the book end with historians reading about the timeline, and essentially glossing over how things got better?


8f0100 No.15157815

>>15157789

>what the fuck is up with "The Haindmaiden's Tale"

It's a prime example of how leftists shit up fantasy and science fiction. Instead of fun and exciting adventures and glimpses into possible futures it's all a boring, post modernist slog with the author being a preachy shit vomiting his Marxist propaganda your way.

Fuck Asimov and the rest of the kikes that did this to the genres.


8564fa No.15157823

>>15154682

>not quite Marvel Studios

Deadpool 2


9c50c6 No.15157860

>>15155860

>People here actually played section 8

>I wasn't the only one

Holy shit I miss it


3d41a2 No.15158069

>>15155860

>Section 8

wasn't that the game with the drop pods and shit? I remember playing it ages ago and then it sort of vanished. Guess that explains it.


bfd359 No.15158108

>>15157823

How bad was Deadpool 2? How pozzed was it?


8573d8 No.15158119

>>15153069

Wanna know how I can tell you're a redditor?


3d41a2 No.15158121

>>15158108

There was a scene with a bunch of pictures of white old men and deadpool says something about needing a rape whistle. The fighting scenes are also the same usual cut and stop allowing you to see literally fucking nothing. It's trash.


b0a267 No.15158139

>>15158069

I remember that game specifically for the mechanic where if you sprint long enough you go super fast and can smash into people and instakill them. That was some of the most satisfying shit ever put into a videogame.


51544b No.15158143

File: 85706c92cdfdb91⋯.png (409.25 KB, 639x799, 639:799, 138d347a1b47a10fb30134d8c3….png)

>>15158069

>>15155860

I've always wanted to play Section 8, but when I finally got a good enough PC to run it, it was gone.

What was it like?


3d41a2 No.15158151

>>15158139

That sounds pretty hilarious, shame most games don't have those sort of unique mechanics.

>>15158143

honestly don't remember at all, it's been longer than 6 years at most since I last played it


b0a267 No.15158158

>>15158143

The second game has a singleplayer and bot matches


218a7a No.15158177

>>15158143

Kinda mediocre, but it was made in that era when everything had to have a single USP gimmick, and that was the dropping stuff. So you could call in turrets, med stations, supply cabinets and most importantly AA turrets to deny the other side from calling in air support or dropping within range of the turret. Other than that it played like gears of war mixed with halo and planetside.


218a7a No.15158186

>>15158143

Oh and there was a sequel.


ed47a8 No.15158199

>>15158162

>Implying New york shouldn't be replaced.

Commiefornia, Jew york and the rest of the "open minded" urban utopias need to be nuked from orbit.


0ba2a2 No.15158208

>>15158199

Don't give it yous. It's been at this shit all week.


3dcd3e No.15158232

File: bc35bfc4485d308⋯.jpg (202.23 KB, 1125x1653, 375:551, 3w_x7C.jpg)

File: 7b50b24f6b4c6a8⋯.png (582.57 KB, 480x564, 40:47, Screenshot_2018-01-23-17-1….png)

>>15158162

>Civil War

Against faggots like this? It wouldn't really be called a war.

>New York should be saved, everything else should be replaced

Oh. here's your (you) I guess.


792a74 No.15158352

>>15156178

>What are some video games that ancient human beings could have benefited from?

The Last of Us. Then maybe those societies wouldn't have been so sexist and homophobic.

>>15157042

Not a woman, but I know I used to always say I didn't want kids, but in my mid-to-late 20s really changed my mind. Now for the last few years I've just been steadily working toward getting a proper career and being able to afford a nice house for a kid to grow up in. The problem is I'm also scared of modern women divorcing me and taking all my stuff, including my kid, to raise the kid in squalor and never letting the kid see the father, whose life is now double ruined because he never gets to see his kids but also has to pay more money than he earns in child support that the mother doesn't actually spend on the kids like happened to me and my siblings, plus many other people I know. But the time it would take to save enough money to afford surrogacy seems very prohibitive.

If I were female, I'd have probably not wanted kids at the same age when I didn't want them as a male. But if I were female, I'd definitely have had my own kids by now, since I wouldn't need to fear some bitch mother stealing them from me.


792a74 No.15158415

>>15157823

Deadpool 2 was made by Fox, not Marvel Pictures. Also, while I agree that it felt quite SJW, it's not even close to the same league as Soy Wars or SJW Marvel. I've heard some argue it was anti-SJW, but I think it was basically a token effort to ward off attack.

>>15158162

The problem is that it's all either hardcore christfag neocons or SJWs. The Neocons ran shit for decades and then the SJWs immediately took over. No period when relatively sane people were in charge, at least not in the last 35 years.


9f32e5 No.15158430

>>15158415

They're both the same, it's hysterical women.


db41f1 No.15158556

File: 1108cd1c8c714a6⋯.jpg (103.75 KB, 784x960, 49:60, 1108cd1c8c714a60d70d8ac0ed….jpg)

>>15158415

horseshoe theory is a load of shit, and even the moderate faggots pushed this crap when they weren't in power, sexual revolution, feminism, less emphasis on a strong family unit, this was pushed to a less extreme degree from the late 60's to the early 90's


978dc6 No.15158558

These news made me dig up AVP2010 from my backlog, and what a load of shit it is. Everywhere is contextual actions: crawling into a vent, eating an enemy, throwing a distraction, jumping on a branch… You have to be in the right place, holding the right button to perform them: they just couldn't just have them organically part of the gameplay, like using direction buttons and item wherever.

It gets paradoxical: you have to keep an enemy targeted (hold one button), to perform a contextual action where you run in for an execution… which in a normal game would just amount to pressing forward and attack.


978dc6 No.15158573

>>15158415

>it's all either hardcore christfag neocons

You fucking cuckchan reject, neoconservatives are 25 jews (most of them) who jumped ship from the dems to reps in the Bush years, to push for war in the Middle East. They are not Christian conservatives or conservatives at all, much less the religious right.


13174b No.15158580

File: 6630bdc7a67800e⋯.jpg (88.3 KB, 636x471, 212:157, Killer-Klowns1.jpg)


0ba2a2 No.15158582

>>15158558

The worst part is all the instant kills make you vulnerable to more instant kills so the multiplayer was just a conga line of xenomorphs.


267dfa No.15158604

>>15156330

>I thought Mercer was okay but I disagree in principle with the idea of streaming a board game and holy fucking shit are his players ever cancer of the highest order - especially the women.

All of that is more than fair enough. The earlier seasons had more skilled voice actors, and that was when it was great, I mean they all played like shit but it was some solid ear porn.


0ba2a2 No.15158605

Don't even respond to it.


9f32e5 No.15158610

>>15158605

Where are all these tards coming from? Was there another banning spree in cuckchan?


b0a267 No.15158615

>>15158610

Telling you, some shit is happening, because there's low effort shitposting of the exact same kind on most of the non-dead boards.


0ba2a2 No.15158616

>>15158610

Well there was a bot on /pol/ yesterday spamming and the /leftypol/ BO just got done pruning about a dozen people who criticized communism so that's my guess.


9f32e5 No.15158620

>>15158615

I still think this is a rapefugee raid, there's just way too much boomerposting happening right now.


19adc0 No.15158623

>>15156330

If a lolicon hates pedos it's because he's a retarded manlet in denial, a suicide waiting to happen. My advice? Hurry it up.


9b1fbf No.15158630

File: e78a1e715b2d988⋯.png (849.82 KB, 861x889, 123:127, ambitious loli battles the….png)

>>15158610

With the rise in meme paganists and gnostics shitting on Christianity, most of them ex-athiests and using slightly modified athiest tactics, the fedorafags everyone used to laugh at now feel comfortable with bringing their cancer back into the open again. /christian/ being a cancerous papist shithole really hasn't helped matters either.


8ac279 No.15158635

>>15158628

t. fedorafag who larps as pagan to fall under the radar.


7b497a No.15158654

Report the faggots so I can take care of them.

thank you anon.


282aea No.15158658

File: 08faf842098b16d⋯.png (17.87 KB, 610x505, 122:101, 08faf842098b16db612db3dd82….png)

>Randy starts to autismpost in favour of atheism to damage control this fuckup


bfd359 No.15158688

>>15158658

Source?


42394c No.15158708

File: 9546de75d4d21dc⋯.jpg (116.55 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __lucina_fire_emblem_and_f….jpg)

>>15157789

Leftists co-opting the book to be some feminist screed despite the fact the author has insisted several times that the book is neither feminist or political at all, just another 'what if the world was terrible' dystopia scenario. They've decided that the book is about feminism now, and that's just how it goes now.


dc9cbc No.15158751

>>15156976

>>15156536

>Huxley is nahtsee now

I always forget that leftists don't like Huxley because Brave New World shows how shallow and empty their intended Utopia is.

>>15158708

>book is about a dystopia

>its about feminism nao

Well, at least they're honest.


a1634c No.15158803

>>15156181

It wasn't fucking common core in the trailer you retard, I never even saw the movie but it was the "New Math" trend that happened in the 60s aka the math YOU probably learned in school you retarded nigger


d04a3e No.15158825

>>15158143

We make it sound as if it was amazing, but it really wasn't; the good thing was that it was well made and they didn't deserve to take the hit for Gearbox.

>>15158177

Also press X to glue aim for a second or so to the enemy


be6203 No.15158841

File: f2601aaae954555⋯.png (142.87 KB, 400x266, 200:133, f2601aaae954555cd2aaa4f205….png)

>>15156963

That third picture gives me an aneurysm. Very cute, and works as normalfag repellant.


498517 No.15158845

>>15158803

>it wasn’t the thing it obviously was

>don’t trust your eyes and your ears, goyim

No one believes you.


9f32e5 No.15158872

>>15158845

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Math

He's not lying about the existence of this one at least.


e8ec2f No.15158873

>>15158616

Leftypol got halved again?


0ba2a2 No.15158884

>>15158873

As far as I know it's the same tranny as always having its monthly shitfit.


ce30b6 No.15158916

As much as the single-player campaign sucks in this game, the multiplayer is still a blast.


d04a3e No.15158918

File: 6333705e71b4931⋯.webm (3.44 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 8.webm)

File: 3b40428376a9c5a⋯.webm (1.22 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 82.webm)

>>15158139

Not exactly an instakill, but might as well be. Also, if I recall correctly in Section 8: Prejudice campaign is about smashing some rebels butthurt that space germany who employs you genocided some aliens a thousand years back. Or something, who cares.


ec58bb No.15158939

>>15158918

>Section 8

>Prejudice

Sounds like Moonman: The Game


0788fb No.15158959

>>15154660

I feel your pain.


578597 No.15159007

>>15156306

At its best, lolicon is just fatherhood appeal. You are not only programmed to desire sex from women, but also to love your children. A happy family is literally the ultimate heaven for our biology.


dd30a7 No.15159070

File: d76a1bb79eee727⋯.jpg (61.41 KB, 768x576, 4:3, 1204687401756.jpg)

>>15159007

That's reaching that even Reed Richards couldn't manage.


b7a0f1 No.15159233

File: 6e223cbeddb6e57⋯.gif (938.51 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, laffing.gif)

>>15156037

>>15156149

>>15156183

>>15157580

after watching the clip, I have a bit of a feeling that the death was contrived for theatrical reasons.


792491 No.15159252

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15159007

>>15159070

Mothafucka just wants to have kieeds. jesus chreitht

>inb4 post deleted because it's a jim video again


000000 No.15159327

>>15153015

Leftist mods fail to silence people. As leftists fail at everything, just like Gearbox.


7e9cc5 No.15159389

>>15153015

>random autist can do a better job of of fixing bugs then the "professionals" at gearcux

I'm less then surprised.


be653d No.15159488

>>15158658

I would like to know good sir


2909a5 No.15159490

>>15157365

The later one. my fat whore of an ex who has never played a D&D session and will never play a D&D session in her life loves this shit show.


586077 No.15159556

>>15156306

Fuck. Now I understand lolicons.


b7a0f1 No.15160542

File: 6886f878069e79e⋯.gif (2.71 MB, 237x240, 79:80, reddit.gif)

>>15159252

>jim video


2460de No.15160750

>>15155745

>Reddit, I-

Literally anything after that intro is no good.


2460de No.15160768

>>15155808

With regards that pic

>vagina

Enjoy your bleeding infected hairball chute.

The people who commit these medical mutilations need to never be allowed near a scalpel again, the second they started down that road they stopped being doctors and became mercenary butchers.


792491 No.15160784

File: 668ab43941fa88a⋯.png (61.62 KB, 235x207, 235:207, 4b9b5efc4ac0c85d191628222f….png)

>>15159556

is this bait?


792491 No.15160788

>>15160768

>mercenary butchers.

Don't you mean Doctors of Fortune?

sage for double posting


be6203 No.15160800

File: 4c35f4d767936b0⋯.png (50.74 KB, 582x437, 582:437, redditokur.png)


2460de No.15160828

>>15160825

Shoddy Meat Forgers


792491 No.15160837

>>15160800

I can understand shitting on jim for being a filthy money whore, but what's with the reddit association? Just in his stream today he kept shitting on reddit for being the hive of idiots who bought into the Star Citizen scam.

>>15160828

>>15160825

Bootleg Junk Contractors.


b7a0f1 No.15160865

File: 5ae2f82277bec0e⋯.png (88.43 KB, 634x695, 634:695, time to go back facebookja….png)

>>15160837

>I can understand jim being a filthy whore

>what's with the reddit association


0df37f No.15160930

>>15160837

Because retarded marxists love taking statements out of context to gaslight people, ends justify the means, etc


561317 No.15161083

File: aef87c40023f8dd⋯.jpg (95.53 KB, 800x800, 1:1, LUL.jpg)


de99f0 No.15164538

File: 2a3caef374e6d97⋯.png (3.92 MB, 993x9000, 331:3000, a250db8b8333eb5f91c8314f55….png)

For anybody still here, a fresh addendum to >>15153212


565a6f No.15171796

Is there any game that can fix the craving for ALIENS?


92a2a6 No.15171918

>>15159252

>still using hooktube

It's dead.




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