eb6a9f No.15126730
Let's play some chess, which, as we all know, is a videogame. Your ID's first digit decides your team.
First digit is even: White
First digit is odd: Filthy brazillian
The first legal move mentioned is played, and I'll update the board each time.
5f19c9 No.15126743
eb6a9f No.15126750
>>15126743
>black
get fucked
a2f32f No.15126768
eb6a9f No.15126780
>>15126768
you're black that means its your move
98ef68 No.15126808
eb6a9f No.15126837
Change of plan, the ID/team system was stupid. Just drop in, pick a team, and stick to that team you goddamn whore
5554b9 No.15126864
>Not realizing that 50% of games come down to which color goes first
eb6a9f No.15126931
>>15126864
At an amateur level, where the vast majority of players sit, the color advantage is small to non-existent. Even with the best players in the world, who know exactly it's only about a 5-10% advantage. Significant, but not "solved" by any measure.
21e572 No.15126936
Move the rightmost knight of whatever team I'm on
eb6a9f No.15126953
>>15126936
you're team white now
a2f32f No.15127012
3e15dc No.15127508
3e15dc No.15127512
>>15127032
fuck. rook to b5*
3e15dc No.15127515
6063b2 No.15127517
eb6a9f No.15127593
>>15127512
congratulations, you left the opening book already
black to move
eb6a9f No.15127746
team nigger is slacking off
d1b69c No.15127771
Signing up as team niggers.
Pawn to e6
000000 No.15127827
d1b69c No.15127862
e650a3 No.15127912
d7591e No.15127964
>>15126813
>>15126730
>Filthy brazillian
>Aryans
You have autism.
eb6a9f No.15127977
>>15127964
It's your turn, mongoloid.
d1b69c No.15127984
e650a3 No.15127999
eb6a9f No.15128003
>>15127999
you have to suggest moves that are actually allowed to be played
e650a3 No.15128006
>>15128003
Since when is Rook to c4 a fucking illegal move You idiot? SEE THE ROOK ON B5? MOVE IT TO C4 YOU NIGGER!
eb6a9f No.15128011
>>15128006
That's a bishop
e650a3 No.15128015
>>15128011
IT IS A ROOK NOW YOU CUCK
fe432c No.15128022
i don't know how to play chess. is it like checkers?
d1b69c No.15128041
eb6a9f No.15128047
>>15128022
pretty much, you move the pieces around until your opponent moves his queen in front of a bishop and loses it
e650a3 No.15128052
d1b69c No.15128058
fe432c No.15128061
>>15128047
oh ok. i don't know how to play checkers though.
e650a3 No.15128071
d1b69c No.15128086
OP, you're really fucking slow. King to F7, takes.
e650a3 No.15128090
>>15128086
Illegal. Can't put your king into check.
Try again.
Look at the Bishop at C4 :^))))))
eb6a9f No.15128091
>>15128086
I deleted the board by accident again and have to recreate it
d1b69c No.15128097
>>15128090
There's a pawn at e6, mate. That's not a check.
d1b69c No.15128106
>>15128100
Move the black queen back to e6 you cunt.
d1b69c No.15128111
e650a3 No.15128116
>>15128100
White to castle.
93db94 No.15128142
Go is better, snow nigger.
eb6a9f No.15128145
>>15128142
How many millions of dollars do the best go players make? I bet it's a lot
d1b69c No.15128176
e650a3 No.15128185
d1b69c No.15128189
>>15128185
That's illegal. Do you mean e3?
eb6a9f No.15128192
>>15128189
t-there's more than one bishop
e650a3 No.15128193
>>15128189
BISHOP. THE BISHOP AT C4. MOVE IT TO D3.
eb6a9f No.15128194
wait, go back, I fucked up
d1b69c No.15128204
>>15128193
o-oh
knight to c6
d1b69c No.15128213
Look at this poor piece of shit. It can't even move.
eb6a9f No.15128223
3db423 No.15128250
>>15128142
Any good websites/games/material-to-learn-the-fundamentals?
Also what about Mah Jong mah dudes
e650a3 No.15128252
d1b69c No.15128266
e650a3 No.15128276
White: Knight to b2
Fuck up the board again?
d1b69c No.15128279
>>15128276
>b2
There's a pawn there.
e650a3 No.15128280
>>15128279
Shit. I ment d2.
eb6a9f No.15128297
>>15128289
It's black's turn, pretend I flipped the board
d1b69c No.15128305
Bishop to f4. Hope I'm right about this.
e650a3 No.15128313
>>15128309
Rook to f4 to capture.
04785a No.15128314
>>15128145
Akchtually, 5-dan players are quite wealthy. Also Go has the distinct honor of not being cucked by AI. Atleast not completely…. yet.
d1b69c No.15128325
eb6a9f No.15128329
>>15128314
Give it time, even our top chess AI is getting cucked by google botnets
e650a3 No.15128331
Rook to F1.
Not Jewing me that easy.
436667 No.15128336
Next game, white can only move pawns.
bf4109 No.15128343
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d1b69c No.15128345
Knight to E5-
>>15128343
FUCKER.
e650a3 No.15128347
bf4109 No.15128361
d1b69c No.15128363
e650a3 No.15128366
>>15128361
White.
Knight to c4
bf4109 No.15128370
d1b69c No.15128373
e650a3 No.15128374
>>15128370
This is pawn to b5.
White
Bishop to g5 for capture
e650a3 No.15128379
eb6a9f No.15128382
bf4109 No.15128390
e650a3 No.15128392
d1b69c No.15128402
Well, shit. If that fucking anon didn't make his move before I did, sacrificing the bishop might have been worth it.
395ae0 No.15128408
C7 Bishop uses Gods Power to cast Plane Shift as a Supernatural ability, holding hands with the King through the Queen, Knight and three Pawns, teleporting all seven party members to Astral Plane and away from potential harm for the rest of the encounter.
ce4900 No.15128410
>>15128408
>hexmage
Ah I see you're a connoisseur of bone related entertainment like myself.
e650a3 No.15128411
>>15128408
The second before that happens, my contingancy goes off for "stupid bullshit", and triggers a dimensional anchor. I then reveal 5 cards from my hand to SUMMON EXODIA. YOU LOSE!
eb6a9f No.15128415
The game ranged from about -5 pawns to +5 pawns
White: 1 mistake, 2 blunders, 70 centipede average loss
Black: 1 inaccuracy, 5 mistakes, 1 blunder, 100 average centipede loss
395ae0 No.15128416
>>15128411
I tap an Island and pay U to cast Stifle, targeting Exodia's triggered ability and countering it.
eb6a9f No.15128420
>>15128071
Congrats, this was the biggest blunder of the entire game, taking it from a slight advantage to a completely losing position in one move.
e650a3 No.15128425
>>15128420
I was under the impression that the Bishop had a clear line of sight to the king. My fuck up.
>>15128416
Mystical Space Typhoon removes your spell. Exodia still goes through,
395ae0 No.15128434
>>15128425
MST DOESN'T FUCKING COUNTER GET OUT OF MY STORE
e650a3 No.15128438
>>15128434
DOSENT MATTER. TSUMO. THIRTEEN ORPHANS, YAKUMAN
PAY UP!!!!
395ae0 No.15128448
>>15128438
I'm good for it, and I'll upgrade the houses on my Mayfair to a hotel, too.
e650a3 No.15128454
>>15128448
Not before you go to jail you don't.
I am buying Regent Street,
ed8642 No.15128459
I remember making a russian roulette game in one of threads like this
4a2ac9 No.15128461
>>15128454
too late faggot. my limit gauge is full, so i can cast omnislash which removes all 8000 of your life points
395ae0 No.15128464
>>15128454
I use Bill to draw two cards, then use the Imperium Planet Buster to take over and destroy Regent Street.
d1b69c No.15128468
>>15128466
Hey, that's illegal. Delete this.
e650a3 No.15128477
>>15128461
Bombed your attack. Try again.
>>15128464
I use Pot of greed to draw 2 cards. I use Pot of greed to draw 2 cards. I use Pot of greed to draw 2 cards.
4a2ac9 No.15128480
>>15128477
this can't be happening. im in charge here
ada20e No.15128482
Wanna try some CHESS puzzles?
>>>/tg/307504
395ae0 No.15128484
>>15128477
I throw a dart at Pot of Greed, scoring triple 13.
e650a3 No.15128489
>>15128480
Do you feel in charge?
>>15128484
I am going to call you out on that one. There is no way you were behind the foul line.
8c0192 No.15128491
>>15128489
It doesn't matter
Royal 31
I win
eb6a9f No.15128494
fucking nerd sand your card games *grabs crotch*
e650a3 No.15128502
>>15128491
One card for you.
>>15128494
and one for you.
395ae0 No.15128505
>>15128489
We'll see how much you call me out when I cast Stop the Moon Blessings to get a better vantage point, and have my Venusaur use Solarbeam from the safety of 100ft above you and closer to the sun!
e650a3 No.15128510
>>15128505
See this bitch? Articuno is here to wreck your shit up from even higher up with a blizzard strait to the face.
e650a3 No.15128513
>>15128509
THAT IS A FUCKING SIX.
395ae0 No.15128517
>>15128511
>>15128510
Blizzard misses due to Muso Tensei
e650a3 No.15128522
>>15128517
Hokuto!! Hyakuretsu Ken
395ae0 No.15128523
>>15128522
STAR PLATINUM - THE WORLD
d1b69c No.15128529
>>15128523
TOO SLOW! ZA WARUDO
395ae0 No.15128531
>>15128529
Enemy movement triggers my Snipers Overwatch, Plasma Sniper Rifle crits for 16 damage
4a2ac9 No.15128534
>>15128532
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
e650a3 No.15128537
>>15128531
See this bitch? 6 of them just showed up at your doorstep. Hope you like all those Beam cannons to the face.
e650a3 No.15128542
>>15128539
>>15128540
Shit! I guess it is now or never.
KILLA QUEEN BITES DA DUSTO!
eb6a9f No.15128547
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e650a3 No.15128554
>>15128547
Is it too late to reload a save?
e650a3 No.15128557
395ae0 No.15128562
>>15128555
Spiral staircase, rhinoceros beetle, ghost town. fig tart, rhinoceros beetle, singularity point, Via Dolorosa, rhinoceros beetle, singularity point ,Giotto, angel, hydrangea, singularity point, secret Emperor!
eb6a9f No.15128566
>>15128564
shoji pawn a1 to b1
e650a3 No.15128567
White to move. You can concede at any time.
Fouls are instant disqualiffications.
395ae0 No.15128580
>>15128566
That's not a pawn, you prawn.
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395ae0 No.15128589
>>15128585
Noughts to move.
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ed8642 No.15128596
>>15128588 (Chosen because of dubs)
Something strange seems to be happening to the board on the row number 2…
395ae0 No.15128601
>>15128596
I move to 7,2 and cast Reveal.
277a7a No.15128602
4a2ac9 No.15128603
>>15128596
Plant a proximity mine in row 2
ed8642 No.15128609
>>15128602
It seems to be counting down to something.
e650a3 No.15128611
ed8642 No.15128614
>>15128611
It's getting closer!
277a7a No.15128615
ed8642 No.15128623
>>15128615
Just one more turn until it activates!
e650a3 No.15128624
>>15128614
I use daystar to counter whatever the counter is counting down to unleash.
6
ed8642 No.15128632
>>15128624
e650a3 tries to counter the counter, silence falls if for just a moment, and then…
277a7a No.15128638
>>15128634
He said 6, I counter with 5
ed8642 No.15128640
>>15128634
Good thing, this thing wasn't anywhere near the tokens.
ed8642 No.15128641
>>15128638
Whoops, I'll fix this right now.
ed8642 No.15128646
>>15128641
>>15128638
We have placed the token to it's correct position and place the red one but just as this was done… an another beam appeared on the row 4! It's counting down from 4!
e650a3 No.15128650
>>15128646
4.
I set up a big mirror in row 7.
ed8642 No.15128656
>>15128650
There is no row 7 anon, there is only column 7. I would be cautious of that beam, If a row gets destroyed, the pieces from the rows above would probably fall down, well according to the laws of gravity at least.
277a7a No.15128658
ed8642 No.15128666
>>15128658
Well this has become slightly more tense! But wait, seems that something interesting is happening in a game of the other contestants, how about we check it out?
ed8642 No.15128668
>>15128663
Seems that one of the contestants has set up portals to deflect the beam! Quite creative albeit very, very against the rules, we will let it slide this time, the only penalty is that the counter is brought to zero! Let's see how this goes in a moment…
277a7a No.15128670
ed8642 No.15128673
>>15128668
Oh boy, I wonder where it will go!
7fc485 No.15128680
>>15128668
I kinda like these gay role-playing threads.
eb6a9f No.15128681
>>15128589
Rotate board 180 degrees out of spite
ed8642 No.15128690
>>15128673
It's still going!
ed8642 No.15128703
>>15128690
Oh my, that's pretty violent.
395ae0 No.15128707
>>15128703
Joke's on you, I never deactivated my prayer from >>15128539 so that's gonna hurt a lot of people
7fc485 No.15128708
277a7a No.15128709
holy shit anon what are you doing
98ef68 No.15128714
>>15128703
Don't worry guys, I'll reflect the laser with this mirror
ed8642 No.15128725
>>15128703
Well this will definitely raise our ratings! Violence is always a good way to get viewers glued to their television screens!
But maybe let's deactivate the laser before it hurts any more of our contestants, we don't want them to get hurt yet. I guess in the end this is the perfect proof that cheating does not pay off! How do others of our contestants feel about continuing the game?
e650a3 No.15128732
>>15128725
You expect me to play along after you KILL A MAN? No thanks, I am out.
277a7a No.15128737
ed8642 No.15128739
>>15128714
I'm sure it will come in handy later anon!
395ae0 No.15128741
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of chess?
ed8642 No.15128745
>>15128732
>>15128737
Are you sure? Well if you really want to leave, the door is right here…
e650a3 No.15128749
>>15128745
Nice door. Time to make my exit, then.
7fc485 No.15128757
>>15128749
No no WAIT DON'T-
ed8642 No.15128773
>>15128761
>>15128749
Oh silly anon.
Did you really think that they would let you leave?
395ae0 No.15128783
This is getting too autistic, even for me. It's my own fault though.
e650a3 No.15128785
>>15128773
You bastard. So it is the end of the game you want? Fine then. I concede.
ed8642 No.15128792
>>15128785
The audience demands entertainment anon.
15e95d No.15128847
I-I thought this was a chess thread…
e650a3 No.15128860
>>15128847
It is a chess thread.
A chess thread that needs an exterminatus.
I summon Sly Marbo.
ed6f9c No.15128880
It seems to be getting closer.
59dedf No.15128899
>>15128880
We're screwed!
Leg it!
277a7a No.15128908
>>15128880
I cast MAMOGREF
5e2cea No.15128910
>>15128314
>has the distinct honor of not being cucked by AI
I've got some good news for you anon:
>AI beats Go world champion again to complete historic 4-1 series victory
3db423 No.15129008
>>15128908
When will anyone make a Calvinball Tabletop for Tabletop Simulator except it's Chess, Checkers, Go, Magic the Cuckening, Yu-gay-Oh, Mah Jong and Poker all in one?
ed6f9c No.15129016
>>15128899
There must be an escape route somewhere, maybe some of the items around could help you?
59dedf No.15129034
>>15129016
Aim the connect 4 laser at the mirror and blast it to smithereens!
f70e89 No.15129035
>>15128880
>>15129016
Stop playing around and get back here, you little shits. Game time's over.
a129d0 No.15129055
>>15128562
But it's for C-Moon not made in heaven.
98ef68 No.15129068
>>15129016
The mirror looks absolutely harmless, we totally should try jumping in fellow anons
ed6f9c No.15129085
>>15129034
The laser doesn't exactly blast the mirror into smithereens, as even if whatever is trying to catch you is controling it, it's still a mirror that can reflect the beam. Thankfully the it can hurt the abomination, though it seem that it's merely stunned and slowly regains strenght. On the other hand, you have made yourself an escape route in the wall on the other side of the room.
d9b4ec No.15129105
>>15129085
RAPE THE ABOMINATION!
ed6f9c No.15129133
>>15129105
Well this won't end badly at all
ed6f9c No.15129137
>>15129133
You feel extreme pain as the abomination starts devouring your body, starting with your dick.
ed6f9c No.15129156
>>15129137
It's body starts slowly covering you, starting to break your every bone, maddening whispers enter your ears as your whole body is slowly being squashed under the monster's body. The light of the room is slowly being blocked by even more eyes, as you feel as your own vision gets blurry.
ed6f9c No.15129161
>>15129156
The only thing that you can see now is darkness and eyes, you feel the pain taking over your mind, never stopping, never ceasing. As you slowly succumb to madness, you can almost swear that you can hear the sound of audience clapping in your ears.
d9b4ec No.15129232
>>15129161
you can (not) advance
ed6f9c No.15129275
>>15129161
This concludes the tale of anon, who died without ever discovering the true mystery behind the bizzare happenings in the game show. He died like he lived, chasing after things to stick his dick into.
Maybe I'll make a quest someday about a detective looking into the mystery of anon's death
fdf65d No.15129396
>>15127012
>>15127512
>niggers think h5-Rb5 is theory
>>15127887
>white bishop under attack
>white moves queen instead of moving bishop
>blacks moves queen instead of taking bishop
>white moves bishop out of the way
GOY-TIER GAME
98ef68 No.15129519
>>15129396
Games between people that have no idea what they're doing are super fun, anything can happen
>Game between my sister and my brother's fiancee, me and my dad kinda know how to play so we're giving them advice
<"Anon, should I take this piece"
<"No, it's being guarded by that bishop"
<"Okay"
>Takes with a rook, surprised when the rook is captured
>Someone thinks they have a checkmate
>Turns out the king could capture the queen and get out of check
b02d8f No.15130375
>>15128725
hey I remember you, remember this?
ed6f9c No.15130400
>>15130375
Yup, I even mentioned that thread in one of my posts, I have been waiting for a long time to create something sequel-esque to it
9e706b No.15142320
>>15126730
>not playing Go