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File: e5660050140670e⋯.png (33.27 KB, 872x313, 872:313, ClipboardImage.png)

00d21b No.15118382

https://archive.is/Oq2DX

Maybe someone will find this interesting

51e14d No.15118389

TF2 STRONK


9010bd No.15118419

File: 6b22807a8817e32⋯.jpg (76.06 KB, 674x501, 674:501, SIAD.jpg)

>SEGA Mega Drive and Genesis Classics," 1,514,485 ",34270

>A million and a half of plebs that can't into emulators


b2606c No.15118420

>>15118389

As it should be.

TF2 could legitimately obliterate playerbases of everything by nuking all the matchmaking cancer that was added just to make b4nny stop crying about being banned from servers for demanding to be made administrator because muh comp master, free gibs


f132d2 No.15118429

Doesn't seem legitimate. Skyrim is only number 12.

what happened to TF2 is a tragedy


51e14d No.15118433

>>15118429

They completely raped the art style and you constantly see the new playerbase defend it.


eda0ba No.15118448

File: 6115947b08f2c9c⋯.jpg (26.24 KB, 500x520, 25:26, 6115947b08f2c9c270b384576f….jpg)

>>15118419

many games ended up with those numbers by being on the discount bin or in cheap bundles forever , i refuse to believe that many people has actually played Dustforce DX despite it being a great platformer, and coincidentally i got several of these games with bundles or at pretty much giveaway prices.


b2606c No.15118451

>>15118433

Eat shit faggot. Killing pubs actually affected the game and everyone fucking played on ridiculous wacky races maps and maps with Half Life 2 textures all the goddamn time.

I am so goddamn sick and tired of you fucking retards.


9010bd No.15118458

>>15118443

>>15118448

That explains that, I didn't think of the bundles.

I have the file in front of me, any game info you want?


51e14d No.15118464

File: 20069347314712e⋯.jpg (35 KB, 702x564, 117:94, yabo.jpg)

>>15118451

I'm talking about what Valve did to the art style, not fan content like the stupid Mario Kart maps.

And just because I said one thing doesn't mean there weren't other problems with the game, you already brought up the matchmaking issues here >>15118420 so I opted to talk about a different issue with the game.


b2606c No.15118472

>>15118464

By all means, explain to me how the phong being toned down and paints destroy the game.


51e14d No.15118489

File: 91e90583149e071⋯.png (187.13 KB, 361x691, 361:691, wow stop posting anytime.png)

>>15118472

I never said they destroyed the game, I said it was an issue.

I think you're just looking for reasons to be angry, anon.


bafb0c No.15118492

>>15118419

It's always in bundles.

>>15118451

>>15118472

What crawled up your ass?


6bcac7 No.15118498

File: a0035fc8e9b1e57⋯.png (2.44 KB, 871x21, 871:21, Capture.PNG)

>Nobody has posted this yet

WEW LAD


bafb0c No.15118504

>>15118498

Much higher than I'd expect, honestly.


cb4d4c No.15118508

>>15118498

Bet most of that were the eceleb shill and press copies.


eda0ba No.15118509

>>15118498

free to play?


b2606c No.15118516

>>15118492

I'm fucking angry I can't fucking play Super Zombie fortress because MaxofS2D (Hi Max you fucking namesearching faggot) fucking threw a fit when people found out he made inflation porn I'm fucking angry that b4nny went and cried to valve because "BOO HOO, NOBODY CARES I PLAY 6v6 I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS OR PLAY ANY CLASS BUT EASY MODE AND EASY MODE 2:HE'S BLACK NOW, AND THE MEAN SERVER HOSTS BANNED ME FOR DEMANDING PRIVILEGES BECAUSE OF MY FAGGOTY ESPORTS" so now every fucking server has to deal with being excluded from Halloween and all the new Achievements COUGH COUGH I mean TOTALLY REVOLUTIONARY CONTRACT SYSTEM THAT WE REDUCE HOW MANY ITEM DROPS YOU GET IF YOU DON'T PARTICIPATE in, and for the BILLIONTH fucking time I have to hear that BOO HOO, I GOT SHOT IN THE ANUS BY A FAGGOT IN A PINK BEANIE.

MEANWHILE NINETY NINE PERCENT OF THE FUN SHIT IS DEAD AND THE FUCKING FURRIES TOOK OVER VSH AND THE PLUGINS ARE ALL FUCKED.


a83d6d No.15118524

I'm more surprised with how many games are in top 50 that I never heard of, I never even heard of Unturned before for example


2b8e77 No.15118529

File: 5245cfd3972ee1d⋯.png (2.03 KB, 407x22, 37:2, ClipboardImage.png)

Man, with quality like this, Steam users really are boned


51e14d No.15118546

What the fuck is Robocraft and why does it have over 10 million players?

>>15118516

He didn't make inflation porn, he made hyper and expansion porn.

The funny thing is that I only heard of MaxofS2D after he deleted HyperFortress, his porn Tumblr. I've never even heard of that mod you mentioned. Some of his work still survives through an old /vp/ thread.

But everybody knows TF2 is fucked 6 ways from Sunday, it's got 101 different problems from the infestation of trade servers to the community turning to absolute shit,

I won't be sad if it actually dies, it's a shell of what it was many years ago.


415392 No.15118561

>Euro Truck edged out Tomb Raider

Oh me, oh my.


bafb0c No.15118571

>>15118546

You only know of Max because of his porn?

You're lucky, he's an autistic lolcow. He's an SJW, a brony, a redditor, he was obsessed over GamerGate for awhile and posted on all the anti-GG subreddits, but worst of all: he's a Jew.


b2606c No.15118574

>>15118571

NO WORST OF ALL HE TANKED LIKE 9 DIFFERENT SERVER GROUPS WHEN HIS BITCH ASS THREW HIS FIT AND LEFT


cb4d4c No.15118577

>>15118571

And he's working with Warren Spector on the System Shock remake and System Shock 3.


2ffd88 No.15118579

It sickens me how high up some unfinished garbage like PUBG got so quickly.


51e14d No.15118588

>>15118574

What were they? Did he make mods or some shit?


51e14d No.15118592

>>15118577

On his website it just says he worked "on two alpha iterations of the System Shock 1 remake".

Sounds like he was probably contracted for something minor, not working on it full-time.


b2606c No.15118594

>>15118588

He made like 3 different models, some of the custom animations, and harassed them (Server hosts) until they closed the servers to not put up with his bullshit anymore.


cb4d4c No.15118599

>>15118592

And System Shock remake is on hold because the hacks working on it went too far on their scope.


aab9ab No.15118600

File: 9bd511d042c2274⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.95 KB, 630x630, 1:1, Best Girl.jpg)

>>15118529

>Not playing undertale and accepting the superior waifu of the temmie


4a0966 No.15118606

>>15118516

>>15118571

>>15118574

>>15118594

The HyperFortress guy did all this?

Jesus fuck, I remember finding his blog years ago and liking one or two of the things on it. I haven't heard him mentioned until now, I just assumed he was a random guy who made weird porn.

It's a small world filled with very, very autistic people.


b2606c No.15118613

>>15118606

He also pretended to be a girl.


cb4d4c No.15118616

>>15118606

Does Dota 2 SFM shit while he doesn't have a job, he virtue-signals in twitter.


cfbb05 No.15118629

File: 7c15ad488791064⋯.png (6.62 KB, 909x81, 101:9, shit.PNG)

>Since July 1st 2018, 13,235,488 people have played Skyrim

We deserve the current video game industry.


9010bd No.15118637

>>15118629

Don't forget

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition," 4,398,897 ",489830

and the console sales


0a24e7 No.15118643

I find it very hard to believe those are legitimate numbers


3f0db0 No.15118644

File: 419843bd4de2bcf⋯.png (2.01 KB, 872x26, 436:13, tranny toilets.png)

Higher than I thought, tbh.


420414 No.15118651

File: 3735c8cc5aaedce⋯.pdf (53.31 KB, 1_to_500_Steam_games_achie….pdf)

>>15118524

>I'm more surprised with how many games are in top 50 that I never heard of, I never even heard of Unturned before for example.

I too was surprised at first, but then I realized that these are the games that get pushed hard to kids via fagbook groups, fagtube and every fucking socialmedia platform possible.

The top hundred are pretty obvious, counting out the few youtube shilled ones I have never heard of. A lot of casual shit, but it is to be expected. Nice list, if you're into those, thanks OP.

pdf related.


3f1006 No.15118654

>>15118382

Undertale sold less copies than Goat Simulator.

That ought to shut some people up on how "It did so amazingly well".


b2606c No.15118657

>>15118654

on steam*

It's on GoG, and has/had another DRM free version.


3bd5a4 No.15118670

>>15118657

>>15118654

and console versions. You can keep riding the 3 year old hate train if you want, but he's already set himself for life.

And don't forget merchandise!


415392 No.15118673

>>15118629

>F2P trash

>Todd's lies

>autism

Yeah, you're not wrong.


6bcac7 No.15118675

File: 54dbc7f3c6d1fdc⋯.jpg (215.23 KB, 1228x1228, 1:1, 54dbc7f3c6d1fdc41657d372bc….jpg)

>>15118644

>tfw Terraria made $130,000,000 from Steam


05d61b No.15118679

File: 2492f582fc6f3a1⋯.png (237.8 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gendo_slight_disgust.png)

>all those people who used to play tf2 but don't anymore

Valve needs to just pass tf2 onto a thirdparty already.

No fucking devs at valve work on it and there are a shit ton of people who'd like to see it return to glory.


51e14d No.15118685

>>15118675

Probably a lot less because it's always on sale, but it certainly made millions.

Rightfully so, I've never seen a game start out as bad and generic become something truly special over years of updates.


aab9ab No.15118686

File: 7687edeeaa822b3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 583.44 KB, 1631x1569, 1631:1569, lu_bu_gets_his_sox_rocked_….png)

>>15118629

>Over 13 million people have been masturbating to porn mods in skyrim

I don't see how this is a bad thing.

>>15118675

>You will never make your own terraria and be such a ridiculously rich neet you can just keep adding features into your game as new free updates, purely as a passion project that brings you purpose and happiness.


b2606c No.15118688

File: 49a47f87c938a8e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 30.21 KB, 765x246, 255:82, 82f36e71a6052ceab697573473….png)

File: 623c15607898969⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 27.47 KB, 810x334, 405:167, 8c59849138333f3b0de2443d74….png)

File: fb464a7c6ca669d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 34.87 KB, 817x386, 817:386, Rest in piece tobys hopes ….png)

>>15118670

>but he's already set himself for life.

Well you also have to realize for the rest of his life he's never going to be able to put out a sequel under his own name since, well, I'm sure everyone here knows.


cb4d4c No.15118690

>>15118675

Wonder how much they wasted on Terraria Otherworld


3bd5a4 No.15118693

>>15118688

I'm not sure if you're disapproving of him in these pictures or that you're alluding to him being disgusted by his own fanbase


6bcac7 No.15118695

>>15118685

I just realized in hindsight that was a broad estimate for Steam, but I wouldn't doubt total sales from all platforms would be in the $500,000,000 ballpark


05d61b No.15118706

>>15118688

I honestly believe toby had no intention of making a tumblr game.

It just turned out bad for him and now he has to live with it.

>>15118693

Wasn't there some tweet he had where he basically said he wanted the game to die and not turn into a monster?


b2606c No.15118707

>>15118693

He's disgusted both by his "fanbase" which is mostly migratory hipsters that don't give a single shit about the game, and the faggots that validate it by pretending they have any credibility

It is genuinely really fucking sad that he quite possibly can never work on anything undertale related again aside from porting it because of getting hit with terminal hipsterfaggotry


e28d19 No.15118711

>>15118693

He doesn't get to be disgusted when he acts like a huge faggot himself.


51e14d No.15118718

File: 7cdffd75a54c077⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 255x255, 1:1, Shitshow.webm)

>>15118690

I wonder how much the studio behind it wasted, as far as I know they were contracted to make a game and never finished it.

I've heard that development was a complete shitshow and went like this

>Okay, let's work on this

<no

>Let's work on this

<no

>Let's work on that

<okay

>Great, we did that, let's work on this

<no


6bcac7 No.15118724

File: f18c51fb6fbcd99⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 200x200, 1:1, f18c51fb6fbcd99b382a599b5a….gif)

>>15118688

>I'm upset that the target audience of my game are complete degenerate and would rather jerk-off to my character then play my game

Maybe shouldn't have made "Tumblur: The game" Toby


cfbb05 No.15118730

File: c8551cfa1ff7654⋯.png (19.49 KB, 688x70, 344:35, shit2.PNG)

>>15118637

My bad adding that would make it 17634385 people. Beating Warframe but behind Garry's mod.

Todd's game #8


51e14d No.15118737

>>15118724

He originally marketed the game to /v/, yes?

I remember goatmom threads around 2013.

That was so fucking long ago holy shit


76e2fe No.15118738

>Nioh

>347,803 players

>in may the developer confirmed they sold 2 million copies

This means about 1/6 copies sold were on PC, despite the port not coming out till half a year latter.

>almost half a million Neptunia players

>quarter of a million Trails in the Sky

Neat.


51e14d No.15118739

>>15118737

I'll clarify, he released a demo ages before releasing the actual game.


b2606c No.15118740

File: a08b126701d622b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.53 KB, 638x474, 319:237, 4869fea246b52463010e38e03b….png)

>>15118724

>I'm upset that the target audience

Already wrong. We've gone over this they don't actually play the game, nor do they actually care about it barring vapid "I can use this to push my shit" faggotry.


bf2be9 No.15118742

Let's not have a minute of silence for the least owned game on steam that is actually available for purchase

https://store.steampowered.com/app/848400/Simian_Rising/


c5ac42 No.15118744

>>15118742

>(((early access))) garbage

oh wow how sad.


5cf606 No.15118753

File: 9756e908027e734⋯.png (352.89 KB, 449x614, 449:614, turing.png)

>No System Shock

>Not even 2

>Half the list is older games which at first is good until you realize that these games could have easily been emulated or got off the internet for less than free.

>The higher you go up the list the worse it gets

I regret giving the Valve Jews years of my money, just like when I was a child and gave all my money to toys.


51e14d No.15118762

>>15118753

Valve don't choose what people buy.


5cf606 No.15118766

>>15118762

Fanbase reflects content.


0dc336 No.15118772

>>15118571

You gotta be e x t r a retarded to get banned from fucking Facepunch.


02da05 No.15118775

24 of the 52 games on the first page are either free2play or had one of those 'get game free now, keep forever' offfers. Putting aside how shitty some games on the list are, its a pain trying to filter those that were most likely obtained for free but never played


ed7c58 No.15118780

File: bffd2c3ede7bcc0⋯.mp4 (7.54 MB, 1136x720, 71:45, the desperate hope.mp4)

>>15118600

I'm glad you didn't post the fucking lesbian fish and that you were actually objectively right instead.

>>15118706

mp4 related

>>15118724

>Maybe shouldn't have made "Tumblur: The game" Toby

I suspect a lot of the tumblr is due to him letting females work on his game and them talking him into things like the pronouns.


4e6602 No.15118783

TF2 has become such bloatware that even my newest toughest computer gets hitching on it, with all my 32 GB of DDR3 RAM, gtx 1080, i7.


b2606c No.15118785

>>15118783

Nigger you can play tf2 on high with a i3 and a Rx 550 2gb. the fuck are you trying to do, run it 2000 times over?


5cf606 No.15118791

>>15118783

>>15118785

It runs significantly worse than when I ran it in 2012, not to mention the layout has become so clustered it's unplayable. I downloaded modern TF2, then uninstalled it after a day of checking it out.


02da05 No.15118793

>>15118783

Last time i played it was around a little after it went free2play. A few months ago i upgraded a lot of computer parts and installed it for a bit just to check. It ran the exact same way i remembered. All the way down to getting SEVERE freeze/stutter for several seconds the first time you get ubered on that session, or opened the inventory or loaded the class selection screen. Its amazing how it runs the same way or worse so many years later and on a much different rig.


415392 No.15118794

>>15118775

There are sites for that, like isthereanydeal, that keep track of pricing history across various online stores. It's a good way to figure out how often something has been crammed in a bundle too. There's also a lot of youtube bait trash in the mix too.


b2606c No.15118798

>>15118791

I put a computer together for someone to play it together less than a month ago. The fuck are you on about.


5cf606 No.15118800

>>15118798

What were it's specs


4e6602 No.15118805

>>15118785

It's just badly put together, it's not a hardware issue anymore.


b2606c No.15118810

>>15118800

i3 7100

Some Powercolor RX 550 2gb

4GB Corsair DDR4 2133 RAM (Dualchannel)

Running off a 5200 RPM SeaGate Hard drive I had laying around.


4e6602 No.15118814

>>15118810

>4GB RAM

Oh the agony. How does it even start windows?


b2606c No.15118817

>>15118814

No, 2 sticks of 4gb ram, running dual channel.


0dc336 No.15118819

File: cc995917b58992d⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1310x736, 655:368, very-angry-eli-looking-at-….png)

>>15118516

>b4nny

Oh Lord Almighty, every day of my humble life I pray with all my heart wishing that you would FUCKING KILL THIS PIECE OF IMPURE DÆMON DEGENERACY IN A HUMAN SHAPE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY THAT A LIVING BODY CAN EXPERIENCE AND SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO THE 9th CIRCLE OF HELL WHERE LUCIFER HIMSELF WOULD TORMENT HIS SORRY ASS WITH HIS HUGE UNHOLY COCK FOR ALL ETERNITY WHILE LAUGHING AND WHISPERING IN HIS EAR “COMPFAGGOTRY IS A MENTAL DISORDER AND YOU’D NEVER BE PAID FOR PLAYING VIDEO GAMES”.


b2606c No.15118823

>>15118817

Fuck wait, it's like 5 in the morning

I mean 8gb of ram. But still.


b2606c No.15118825

And sage for double posting but Check and make sure you aren't running TF2 of the piece of shit iGPU you have.


ed7c58 No.15118826

File: 640238ca55fdbcd⋯.png (9.8 KB, 402x110, 201:55, 2018-07-07 06:00:16.png)


51e14d No.15118829

File: 95153be7e179d80⋯.gif (1.02 MB, 240x181, 240:181, RAGE CAGE.gif)


fecb10 No.15118905

>>15118724

It's not really tumblr, he had homestuck on the brain and that was some proto-cancer that hadn't fully metastasized yet. I think he unintentionally spread the disease.


ed7c58 No.15118918

>>15118905

>It's not really tumblr

>gender neutral pronouns for the protagonist

>canon fish girl x lizard girl and those gay knights


f1ea68 No.15118925

>>15118546

>What the fuck is Robocraft and why does it have over 10 million players?

A F2P game that was flavor of the month on /v/ at some point. They then removed most of the content from lower tiers because you're supposed to grind or pay to have any fun.


b2606c No.15118927

>>15118918

A hamfisted attempt to obscure the identity of two characters in the story and a joke about faggot bros does not a tumblr game make.


370576 No.15118934

>exactly how many people have the games

>players estimate


2fcd25 No.15118940

>More people have Paladins than Dota 2.

There's something wrong here.


fc48ff No.15118951

>>15118724

Look, he's a homosuck and has an overrated game, but it's as tumblr as much as DangitRonpaul, OFF and Doctor Who. Just because a bad fanbase attaches itself to the series doesn't mean it was created for the sole purpose of pandering to them.


34c2b3 No.15118954

File: 472877e01b838f3⋯.jpg (64.43 KB, 600x623, 600:623, question marks.jpg)

>>15118940

Paladins is much more accessible than Dota 2. Which is not a statement to quality or enjoyment, but quite literally that it's much easier to play pick up and play Paladins than it is to play Dota 2. Surprisingly, not everyone enjoys autistically learning a game that has the learning curve of an overhanging cliff while getting screamed at.


370576 No.15118959

>>15118940

Dota2 isn't even on the list, though.


ddb4a1 No.15118993

>>15118940

>>15118954

>>15118959

The list is a player estimate based on steam achievements. Dota 2 does not have any achievements.


ece840 No.15119002

>>15118675

>tf2 i could make a better game


b3b587 No.15119012

>>15118420

>>15118389

It's one of the oldest on steam and recently became free. TF2 IS SHIT.


4825bd No.15119037

>>15118382

How is payday 2 so popular yet the studio that produced it in such shambles?


cff6e4 No.15119047

>>15119037

It was given free on Steam a while ago


792906 No.15119051

>>15118753

SS1 and SS2 are on GoG. They were on sale for like $2 earlier.


d7f81e No.15119074

Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite - 53,532

ULTIMATE MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3 - 126,699

Ultra Street Fighter IV - 1,306,698

Skullgirls - 1,621,794

THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIII STEAM EDITION - 456,361

THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIV STEAM EDITION - 61,260

TEKKEN 7 - 541,238

No data on Street Fighter V

Capcom, Namco and SNK on suicide watch.


f1ea68 No.15119153

>>15119037

As >>15119047 said, it was briefly free. Payday 2's pubs went completely down the shitter as a result, as everyone is now a tunnel-visioning retard that wont do objective, help you up when downed or, god forbid, ever trade or even leave a captured hostage alive.


370576 No.15119179

>>15118766

You're retarded. Fan base of what, a digital store? If people don't buy games you personally like then they are not people, is that it?


4b63e7 No.15119241

>>15118819

Don't really get hate that b4nny gets.


24e4c4 No.15119252

>23million play l4d2 and valve still won’t make a sequel.

They really are retarded


c53faf No.15119256

>>15118679

This needs to happen because TF2 used to be a fun game.


f64d81 No.15119262

File: fd5a4bcebf2a4e1⋯.jpg (14.2 KB, 314x471, 2:3, ayo holup.jpg)

>>15118516

>>15118819

Can someone tell me the story of this b4nny


49a40a No.15119267

>>15119074

It's coz no-one bought SFV xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


261036 No.15119272

File: 7edc4958ce3cae3⋯.png (20.98 KB, 911x256, 911:256, ClipboardImage.png)

I'm glad nu-PC gamers don't have standards. Denuvo will be part of PC gaming forever, and developers will never need to patch the games because fans will do the hard work for free. Never seen a master race with so many slaves.


2b8e77 No.15119278

>>15119272

>normalfags have no standards

Sony has sold about 80 mil PS4s at this point, this should not be news to you.


261036 No.15119282

>>15119278

Don't change the subject. PC gamers have accepted denuvo as part of their platform.


2b8e77 No.15119292

>>15119282

And console gamers have accepted having no games as part of their platform, I suppose.

Once again, normalfags have no standards. You don't have to dig for Nier to see that PC gaming is shit. Look at the top games. PUBG is up there, despite being an unoptimized pile of shit that looks like an early PS2 game. Skyrim is up there as well. It's all a fucking joke. You, on the other hand, are simply starting console wars here.


261036 No.15119303

>>15119292

>Still changing the subject

>simply starting console wars here.

>he says while starting console wars


6bb7e2 No.15119312

>>15119292

Criticizing PC isn't console wars you dumb nigger. I guess you're starting "console wars" by talking shit on Sony then.


b54a3a No.15119326

File: 5cacc62c08f2b92⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 20.29 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 91e066ab9683d74e05210b4648….jpg)

>>15118529

Undertale is unironically a good game


0cc903 No.15119334

>>15119326

this, it was one of the better 2015 games(not saying much)


d29814 No.15119340

File: 6aad9363ca2741e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 197.71 KB, 743x961, 743:961, 7de6951e30105b8b750882de6a….png)

>>15118600

>not goat


261036 No.15119351

>>15119326

It reaching meme status earned it a lot of undeserved praise and success. Memes sell, quality doesn't.


b54a3a No.15119361

>>15119351

True, but it also has gotten some undeserved hate, at the end of the day the worst part of Undertale is the fanbase


84cd9e No.15119382

File: 97139a63d348419⋯.png (724.35 KB, 689x716, 689:716, 725bccd785d7d091b3c881a60f….png)

>mfw goatposting


261036 No.15119384

>>15119361

I just don't care about it. I think the game is a dead end knock off of better games that are far worth playing and its creator is stunted and practically admits he has no future in game development. There's so much wrong with that it's hard to encapsulate it in a single post. I've followed developers for decades to see how they've grown, how they've iterated and expanded upon earlier ideas like Ueda and his bonds between characters and his keen taste for intimate interactivity between the world and the player, or Kamiya and his insistence on doing exactly what he wants, exploring his tastes and celebrating them in never before seen ideas in massive games, or Suda 51 and his desire to meld production quality with absurdity and a twisted sense of humor with a dash of realistic disgust.

What can I say about Toby Fox and Undertale? The kid likes Touhou and Earthbound and now the cliffnotes of these games are the entry point into them for 3 million people? If you can't see what's wrong with that and would rather focus on "the game's pretty gud tho" then there's nothing worth discussing.


80440a No.15119385

>>15119272

The problem is you're shitting on PC by making fun of the "master race" moniker that's always been used to assert dominance over console gamers. That instantly makes anyone think of a console fanboy trying to shit on PC because no one else cares about the moniker.


4b63e7 No.15119395

>>15118679

They already hired Campo Santo to work on it


a6dc46 No.15119401

>>15118780

>That video

I'm sorry it ended up this way Toby.


b54a3a No.15119403

File: 642c1bd78d7dfcc⋯.jpg (18.35 KB, 178x255, 178:255, 1440124038454.jpg)

>>15119272

I don't regret my purchase by any means, in fact i'd recommend it, though the lack of patches is certainly annoying

>>15119384

Guess so


6a8586 No.15119413

>>15119012

7 years ago going F2P isn't "recently" you fucking stupid moron


7c0e1b No.15119437

>>15118951

>it's as tumblr as Doctor Who

So it became a massive Tumblr SJWfest in recent years?


d29814 No.15119448

File: 8f8b589380a72f9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 263.97 KB, 745x1050, 149:210, 60097339_p11_master1200.jpg)

>>15119382

>mfw monsterkid posting


261036 No.15119460

>>15119385

Maybe you fucked up adopting something so easy to find holes in from a critic that created it to describe the exact thing you're doing, but tongue-in-cheek.


f04519 No.15119462

File: a7cfcbbb2ff35af⋯.jpg (13.85 KB, 220x220, 1:1, https-//images.genius.com/….jpg)

>>15119282

>>15119272

>Denuvo will be part of PC gaming forever

Yeah, just like Starforce and Securom right?

Also, great assessment you made with one fucking title who has it.

At least people complain about it, shit like Sony western exclusives are being praised by everyone and their mothers.

Half the discussion on Steam Denuvo games is people complaining about Denuvo.


261036 No.15119465

>>15119462

>Half the discussion on Steam Denuvo games is people complaining about Denuvo.

all while putting their sales into the millions because they saw it was 90% off + a dota2 skin if you pre-order now. Someone's offended.


ad6724 No.15119467

>>15118675

>he thinks 100% from the asked price goes to developers pockets on any game

Steam charges 30% for sales, add to it income taxes for whatever country the studio is located at, count in how many copies were sold during steam sales, plus whatever the splits between developer and publisher are and you will end with more realistic estimate


80440a No.15119481

>>15119460

I didn't adopt the moniker nor care about it. The origin of the moniker is irrelevant. The point is you're obviously calling for console wars if you use a term that only console war faggots care about.

And what is your point, anyway, if it isn't console wars? That most consumers are idiots? Well captain obvious, consider my mind blown.


d29814 No.15119486

>>15119334

Only other game that came out that year I enjoyed was Hotline Miami 2.


5bc27f No.15119489

File: cc8f6108d07ece4⋯.jpg (216.66 KB, 640x480, 4:3, cc8f6108d07ece472f4a64446a….jpg)

>>15119465

>all while putting their sales into the millions

The only ones who have even sold that much have been Total War and Nier you disingenuous faggot.

Like >>15119292 said, there's plenty of worse shit that's not being criticized unlike Denuvo, shit like BR and games as a service, and those truly show how bad PC has become and how bad Steamcucks are, you're just here to start console wars by being a stupid faggot that doesn't understand or pretends to not understand that this shit software is forcefully being pushed into peoples throats like Steam wasn't bad enough.

Your hyperbolic claims are as retarded as you are.


54c90e No.15119514

>>15118724

It was just a surprising hit amongst tumblrinas, just like how halo was aimed at marathon chads but ended up being the most popular game amongst brainlets for nearly a decade.


cf86ac No.15119527

>Fallout 4 is #33

>All these Denuvo games that broke a million by a huge margin

As if I didn't need any more reasons to hate steam. My only solace is that New Colossus sold so poorly that even weeb games sold more than it.


d884a7 No.15119528

>>15119272

How much money do you spend per month to play games you already own online with the console you already own own via peer to peer servers?


c8b674 No.15119556

File: 6fa5cbbbb95a6ea⋯.jpg (304.64 KB, 1246x918, 623:459, thefuckamireading.jpg)

>>15118382

Hmmm…certainly interesting. The tier of games between 1-5 million sales seems really diverse, I didn't expect to see so much variety of titles ranging from AAA to indie shit. It's also nice to confirm my suspicion that Japanese games, even weeb ones do just fine on the platform.

Now, honest question why does this info have to be kept under wraps? devs and publishers certainly get the most out of this but consumers benefit as well.

Sure we might make fun of "dead" games but remember that selling 100 to 500k is enough to make bank, especially if your game is multi platform and that's doubly true if you're an indie dev. That Unturned kid is swimming in money…


80440a No.15119557

>>15119514

It's not surprising at all, it aligns quite nicely. From the main character being androgynous to the extremely quirky/ironic/4th wall breaking dialog to being able to flirt with both males and females to subverting gender roles, etc. It was a gigantic tumblr bomb waiting to happen. There's nothing unexpected about it.


e28d19 No.15119560

>>15119489

The issue I have with all this retarded faggotry is that I can still play my games offline while you guys bitch left and right.


13b51b No.15119562

File: 4c22eae949a67c8⋯.jpg (5.3 KB, 180x191, 180:191, 96e67763fe73768e8e8f45bb6c….jpg)

Is F2P the greatest vidya cancer?


ebb041 No.15119567

File: 1121e77d8df9b7e⋯.gif (498.73 KB, 500x264, 125:66, ooze.gif)

>>15119556

>Now, honest question why does this info have to be kept under wraps?

the same reason they tried to keep solo's numbers quiet. "it's good trust me!"


555c61 No.15119571

File: 004c3d828cffb9e⋯.jpg (9.22 KB, 225x257, 225:257, 1527682738729.jpg)

>>15118498

so many suckers


a6571f No.15119573

File: 76c1dd4272b160d⋯.jpg (92.04 KB, 880x836, 20:19, 1323782736003.jpg)

File: ab0cd58493f6e10⋯.gif (110.02 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1443398711615.gif)

>>15118600

>Fucking a spurdo

EBIN!


4b3147 No.15119574

>>15118629

games that had "free weekends" should be noted


aead64 No.15119575

How the fuck do more people have Portal 2 than Portal?


aead64 No.15119579

>>15119384

>The kid likes Touhou and Earthbound and now the cliffnotes of these games are the entry point into them for 3 million people?

So now more people will play Earthbound and Mother 3, and I guess Mother but that game didn't age well. I really don't see the problem here with people liking games.


43d106 No.15119580

File: 6c7daa7589a40d0⋯.png (266.69 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 6c7daa7589a40d0dc84e12e020….png)

>>15119556

>remember that selling 100 to 500k is enough to make bank

even 10 to 50k is significant. you can't retire on it, but you can last a good couple of years while making another game.


9a4d88 No.15119583

>>15119575

Portal 2 had many people that never played Portal play it because of hype


3b7162 No.15119594

>>15119575

Portal 1 became a big culture hit even among people who never fucking played it. It's depressing how many people never even brought the Orange Box. So many people didn't even bother actually playing TF2 until it went F2P.


ebb041 No.15119596

File: 8a927f4a851af17⋯.gif (2 MB, 387x309, 129:103, 1447405433133.gif)

>>15119153

>get cloaked right next to exit chopper

>faggopub3000 walks buy throws bag into the blades

>picks me up

>get's cloaked himself because he forgot to kill him

>quits

how.


b088d7 No.15119599

>>15118707

>he’s a pussy who doesn’t know how to get himself out of a leftist hole

>I’m retarded, and I also can’t figure this out

>even though it’s literally as simple as publicly stating he’s a white nationalist and believes in ethnostates

For fuck’s sake. If he refuses to stand up for what he made IN THE WAY HE MADE IT, he deserves to have everything that he loves destroyed.


da831a No.15119610

>>15119528

>playing online

diseased people belong together, not playing online is self-quarantining. It's irrelevant.

>>15119579

frames their entire outlook and couches it in another experience.


840473 No.15119612

>>15119262

EL GOBLINO NEGRINO


400b96 No.15119617

File: a34aed587c7410c⋯.jpg (8.44 KB, 233x205, 233:205, 1453830969534.jpg)

>>15119481

nice purgin there


f14490 No.15119623

>>15118429

>Skyrim is only number 12.

Yet, I don't see Fallout 4 anywhere on that list. Didn't Toddler say FO4 was their most successful game to date, blowing away even Skyrim in sales? Either they lumped all the various versions of Skyrim together into one entry, artificially inflating it's number - FO4 made all of it's sales on console - or Todd lied to us.


79d18b No.15119629

File: 666d50c80a88be3⋯.jpg (60.9 KB, 1024x556, 256:139, 6d11476c4bd168edd3981593fa….jpg)

>>15118382

>CTRL+F Banner Saga

>First game sells nearly 800k

>Second game sells about 150k

Well that sucks. The sequel improved everything.


a6571f No.15119636

>>15119623

Spot 32 with 6,601,188 people owning it.


4c38c0 No.15119641

>>15119623

FO4 most likely sold more on console. Since they I think at least tried to bring console modding to that game, I'm not sure how that went however, people that would have bought on PC might have bought it on console


da831a No.15119654

>>15119641

Bethesda games usually sell best on PC because they've been harboring a PC audience for a very long time.


910b85 No.15119687

File: 392aff5f01db904⋯.jpg (58.82 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 392aff5f01db90419d1423c566….jpg)

>>15118382

>Left 4 Dead 2 has almost 24 million owners

>Yet the matchmaking is dead and there's only about 20,000 people playing worldwide

There is no justice

>>15118654

You stupid nigger, look at how many copies Undertale managed to sell. After Steam's cut and taxes, Toby fox has still made at least $20 million off of that fucking meme. Considering his budget was other people's money Kikestarter it's safe to say that Undertale is one of the biggest small team indie success stories ever. This isn't even including the console versions and the Japanese release where Undertale has apparently become fairly popular.

You think that's gonna shut up anyone? If anything this is just gonna stoke the flames and will cause even more people who wanna make the Undermeme to push out half-baked GameMaker garbage.

>>15119556

It's so that Valve and the AAA giants can tell you what's popular instead of just seeing for yourself. It's just one big underhanded marketing scheme.

>>15119580

Absolutely this. An indie game sold between $10 and $20 with 10k-50k sales secures your budget for the next project. Allowing you and maybe someone else to completely quit their jobs and live quite comfortably while working at the next project. Yet people like to scoff at those numbers and sometimes even act like that means you're a failure.


02e908 No.15119695

>>15119641

I am sure consolefags liked it but it tells us nothing as you don't have any numbers.

Plus it doesn't really matter. FO4 is fucking shitshow and I am not even talking about the game itself.

It managed to kill all modding community Bethesda gained around their games. There are more people modding Skyrim and NV than FO4.

For end user it has been even worse. Mod breaking and other crap turned a lot of people away from it. Some people's FO4 and SkyrimSE crashes on start ever since Creation Club update:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/377160/discussions/0/1618346571421475711/

Consolefucks might be their primary audience but they are making sure their playerbase hates them.

I am not surprised they decided to make side game in form of Fallout 76 to give them more time to finish TES VI. If they will continue doing as awful games as FO4, they will lose everything.

It is also funny how they acknowledged their writers are shit by making F76 a Rust clone with no story at all.

>>15119654

I hope so because it means they will need to actually fix their shit.


aead64 No.15119699

>>15119610

>frames their entire outlook and couches it in another experience.

I don't get it. If they don't like Earthbound then they won't play it. I don't see the big deal.


3b7162 No.15119710

>>15119687

> even more people who wanna make the Undermeme

I really have not seen much of that happening at all actually, compared to FNAF clones or Minecraft clones people seem to have grasped that you at the very least need some music talent to hope to make "the next undertale".


3b7162 No.15119715

>>15119556

Isn't Unturned free?


2f1864 No.15119718

>>15118651

So is this the full list or is there any more?


aa213c No.15119735

>>15118419

I own every sega, super nintendo, regular nintendo, sega saturn, n64, gameboy, gameboy color, and strange things like turbographix games. Took me less than a couple of hours to get them all. Glad I didn't drop a single cent honestly. Vain entertainment that can't even hold its novelty for long.


f3a0b0 No.15119740

Only 240 people have CS:GO? Yeah fucking right.

Fake and gay


aa213c No.15119747

>>15118651

Hilter rallied his own country to murder countless innocents for a few baddies. He did a lot wrong.


24bb26 No.15119751

>>15118382

>unturned is so high up

I don't remember it being that good.


2246a4 No.15119793

>>15119718

The full csv doc lists around 13k games.

>>15119747

Top 4th grade social studies degree.


9e85f6 No.15119794

File: e71b16557ddf854⋯.jpg (112.5 KB, 576x618, 96:103, e71b16557ddf85477b0dbbbcb8….jpg)

>>15118498

I'm not mad or sad, just disappointed.


9010bd No.15119803

>>15119740

Look at the column name.


dae25b No.15119804

>>15119735

So pretentious, and yet here you are.

dob jej fucktard


116ca5 No.15119810

>>15119751

It's free.


2b8e77 No.15119826

>>15119735

Have you played more than 2% of any of those libraries, mate? Any retard can get rompacks, but it takes actual determination to make your way through all of it. I recently got full packs of consoles that I haven't had as much experience with, like the 7800, PC Engine, Master System and Nintendo's entire handheld line, which i have only surface-level familiarity with.

I've been making my way through all of them, a few at a time, every single one. 99 games out of a 100 are shit, but the few fun ones are worth it. It's a fun thing.

Rompacks are not really something to brag about. Instead, brag about all the fun obscure games you find that no one else on this board has played.


910b85 No.15119832

>>15119710

They're out there, anon. Trying browsing the gamedev hashtag on social media and you'll quickly find enough Undermeme wannabes in the works.


637d30 No.15119941

>>15119751

>free

>guns

>zombies

>dayZ clone

>appeals to underage


3bd5a4 No.15119947

File: e11ba8f885a1a94⋯.jpg (56.9 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, undynehappygolucky.jpg)

>>15118780

I disagree


24bb26 No.15119951

>>15119740

that's the games store ID, not the player base

>>15119810

>>15119941

Surely it'd have to be good to be populated consistently though? Unless it's populated by children with no taste.


aa213c No.15119956

>>15119793

>Hurr durr, I am a murderer and I justify killing people mindlessly by an ideal.

You WILL go to hell and so will the few up subvert everything. Killing people who have wrong think is like being a catholic killing people for wrong think you piece of living shit.


aa213c No.15119960

>>15119804

Take a look in the mirror white nigger.


3bd5a4 No.15119966

>>15119384

You listed Ueda, but how do you feel about The Last Guardian? Is it an abortion we're just going to ignore?


da831a No.15119972

>>15119966

Sure, what's wrong with it?


032180 No.15119988

File: e6d392ee4c6b661⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 508.41 KB, 600x804, 50:67, rebuttal.png)

>>15119956

Pic response


3bd5a4 No.15119989

>>15119972

You'd think a game that took so long to develop would come out to be as good as Shadow of the Colossus or even Ico, but it ended up being an exercise in frustration because Trico is significantly more vague than Agro and the performance is ass.


aa213c No.15119991

>>15119826

I wanna say about 10%. But one shouldn't pay for things that are worthless and I still believe in the ideal that file sharing is the way to go. Corporations and governments trying to control things just creates strife within society and if I, a lay man, did something like drive a pizza car for deliveries, companies would justify paying one shit for it because everyone can drive (except in those places that don't have them), but if a company decides to create a vain entertainment, knowingly it can be infinitely reproduced after their initial effort, why are they justified in acting like a victim when they have more power than the pizza guy? He can actually get killed doing his shit job for what makes enough for rent but never to own. I would argue one would be stupid to try to make money off of something free.

It's like here in Florida, people love their st. augustine grass. It's not native to the environment so it constantly needs to be watered (waste), fertilized and kept. All of these things produce waste in every capacity and it never brings you anything worth of value. Vegetation grows here naturally and people kill it for a different type of weed. One that requires input to be and doesn't produce any fruit. A true example of a parasitic relationship between man and a plant. Yet, if one doesn't conform, they're the odd ball.

Going off point here, but I have played quite a few games. I actually first started downloading roms when I was in middle school and discovered what emulators were. I had dial up back then so I'd get home from school and download a rom while I'd do homework and once I was done with it, I'd que up another download while playing the current one I downloaded. On the snes system I probably played over half of them from beginning to end. And tried the majority of the rest up to a point. Nes I actually owned quite a few games for, but it was nice getting rom copies because things break over time and one can always make a copy of their game on the computer.

I played a few sega games as well and the rest were probably less than 2% lol.


d29814 No.15120005

>>15119747

>Hilter rallied his own country to murder countless innocents for a few baddies. He did a lot wrong.

>implying that actually happened


da831a No.15120006

>>15119989

>Trico is significantly more vague than Agro

Ok, what do you mean? Trico's AI sort of changes over the course of the game to be more receptive depending on certain factors.

>the performance is ass.

At times but I can't recall any moments where it ruins any game play. Just becomes unpleasant at some moments where it fortunately doesn't hurt the playing experience.


24cbfa No.15120011

File: 9cbe1406c6950dd⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 556.86 KB, 320x240, 4:3, fish oil.webm)


b54a3a No.15120017

File: 209759f6a8a4642⋯.jpg (521.11 KB, 700x972, 175:243, Best girls.jpg)


3bd5a4 No.15120027

File: 2af35c0e3a7e6cf⋯.png (20.71 KB, 500x130, 50:13, undynejokes.png)

>>15120017

Get out of here with that nose shit.

>>15120006

True, but it didn't make the unresponsiveness any less frustrating for actions that should have been made clear. And you've got this game that was developed for the PS3 in mind, but suffering on even newer hardware. There has to have been a degree a mismanagement, no game like this takes that long to make.


d29814 No.15120035

File: 64c2c99ed65472f⋯.mp4 (178.88 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1451004400438.mp4)


aa213c No.15120038

>>15119826

To add on, there was one game I never beat, but I somehow lost it (probably accidentally deleting it along with extra copies).

It was a platformed and you piloted a mech that could jump fly. It was pretty exciting and boss fights were fun too. Been over a decade since I last played it, but if I saw a picture of it I'd be able to recognize it.

I imagine most wont agree with me, but gundam wing endless duel was a fun fighting game as well. Deathsythe being my favorite. Being able to dash dodge was awesome and his uppercuts where devastating if you linked them with other moves. Part of the reason why I played ryu in street fighter and sol in guilty gear. People simply forget to block down all the time.


aa213c No.15120045

>>15120005

We both weren't there. No one knows that's alive in this thread outside of he said she said bullshit. And every side utilizes propaganda and victim mentality.


da831a No.15120056

>>15120027

Trico worked predictably after the first quarter of the game, which could be considered mostly a tutorial/training phase. It goes hand-in-hand with what Ueda's goals were for the game and expands upon some things he's already established. Fits into his portfolio neatly.

>There has to have been a degree a mismanagement, no game like this takes that long to make.

Yep, I imagine Ueda tried to take the Cell stuff as far as he could but couldn't get good yields out of the PS3. I wonder what the whole story was, I imagine it was a development full of strife. Especially because he ended up leaving Sony during the development of TLG and finished it purely as a contractor, just to start his own studio with key Team Ico staff called genDESIGN. Eager to see what he does next.


b088d7 No.15120067

>>15120045

>>15119747

You’re clinically retarded. It didn’t happen. You know fuck all about history.


b088d7 No.15120069

>>15119956

>oy vey goyim hitler bad i say so catholic do thing i say so ha ha wow demoralized now


aa213c No.15120070

>>15120067

Neither did you gramps.


aa213c No.15120073

>>15120069

>I have my own head so far up my ass about my shitty ideals that I can't even realize when a metaphorical link is presented to me. I have to resort to acting like a bad child.

All you will ever be.


d29814 No.15120079

>>15120045

Then if we weren't there could you say for certain that it happened? Goes both ways my friend.


7b1516 No.15120087

File: 17437fd73a1dba8⋯.png (296.32 KB, 926x687, 926:687, totally worth it.png)


aa213c No.15120096

>>15120079

It's common sense that military operations incur deaths. I mean the USA drone strikes civies for one suspected terrorist. Half the time they contributed to their hate towards us with their ways.


b54a3a No.15120098

>>15120087

>totally worth it

For the consumer, yes


aa213c No.15120100

>>15120087

Waste of money.


7b1516 No.15120106


aa213c No.15120107

>>15120100

And man power, resources, and contributed to the pollution and degeneracy of both the global environment and their own people. Yet, they'll have a lawyer do the same thing in a different way because they were dumb enough to have such huge waste for the rearranging of 0s and 1s.


6c1e11 No.15120110

File: 42a1e78e9c2603f⋯.jpg (248.82 KB, 893x677, 893:677, 42a1e78e9c2603f801df671cee….jpg)

>>15119037

Payday 2's success is one of the greatest mysteries of modern vidya.

It's not an awful game, but Overkill has done nothing but fuck over the community for about 4 years with constant dlc, weapon skins, and really lazy content. They tried to end support for it 2 years ago but every game they've made since has failed so it's still getting updates. This leads me to believe it was a complete fluke and one overkill has been desperately trying to recreate.

Still, it generated some comfy threads back in the day, and there still is some fun to be had.


d29814 No.15120120

>>15120096

>in war people die

Wow, I never would have known that shooting people kills them. I think I need to improve my IQ to understand this big brain argument.


8ab116 No.15120137

>>15120087

Both of them are on GoG too


fecb10 No.15120183

>>15120087

How'd Witcher 2 do so well, it was awful. The game's more book than game, heavily consolized, and linear as fuck.


4bc7a5 No.15120185

>>15120110

why there's no game where you play as a armored wheelchair


e26c5e No.15120195

>>15119715

Yeah but it has 27 million users/players. If only 1% of those buys something we're talking mad amounts of cash and I'm pretty sure more than 1% has spent money on it


818b42 No.15120199

>>15120087

That's just Steam, it probably did a lot better on consoles


8e714c No.15120205

>>15120183

What's wrong with linear games? Witcher 2 never wanted to be an open world game, so where is the problem?


fecb10 No.15120212

>>15120205

If I wanted to have zero agency I'd play walking sims.


420414 No.15120214

File: 4735cdcd5f85622⋯.webm (735.38 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Deus Ex - Backed Up Fact ….webm)

>>15119747

>>15119793

>>15119956

etc.

I know I should not have put that watermark on the pdf, but that's just how shit flies sometimes. Sorry guys.

Also:

The numbers are based on achievements

So it gives you a weird parapseudo-number that is some kind of sum of the interest/time that players that have given to the game ever, based on the percentage of achievements completed.

I seriously have no fucking clue what factors into that number, since a game that is easy/fast to 100% kinda plateaus over time, when grindan fast updatan games just keep growing. I probably understood something completely wrong though, and there's this:

From the ars article:

>It's not exactly clear how Valve defines this "Achievement denominator," which approaches but doesn't precisely match up with the "players" statistics provided to individual developers.

So this number has a bad case of who the fuck knows.


9f3ff7 No.15120220

File: fc3fe2228138669⋯.webm (7.5 MB, 888x500, 222:125, Freemium Games.webm)

>>15119951

If it's a freemium game then the primary source of income is the 1-10% of players who spend all their money on it at every opportunity.


05cfb3 No.15120260

>>15118783

Tf2 runs fine on a computer I built like 8 years ago, but due to some shit update I can only play vanilla servers, if I play freak fortress there's some memory leak that causes a crash after map switch

>>15118791

the layout is such trash, you would think the whole incentive towards updating the user interface is to add convenience but it has only done the opposite with adding more steps to get to what you want


8a5bfc No.15120266

DARK SOULS III 3,294,533

DARK SOULS: Prepare To Die Edition 3,289,250

DARK SOULS II: Scholar of the First Sin 1,453,157

DARK SOULS II 1,266,678

DARK SOULS: REMASTERED 348,944


a6571f No.15120358

Funniest finds

Wallpaper Engine, 5,279,723 owners

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition," 4,585,616 yet The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, 5,479,626

Life is Strange - Episode 1, 4,017,852

Ace of Spades: Battle Builder, 2,699,933

No Man's Sky, 1,396,577

NuThief, 1,313,521 https://store.steampowered.com/app/239160

Who's Your Daddy, 1,305,248 https://store.steampowered.com/app/427730

Duck Game, 1,183,631

Quake Champions, 1,146,284

Duke Nukem Forever, 886,514

Youtubers Life, 714,623

Homefront: The Revolution, 600,976

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, 549,457

The Witness, 494,237

Nuclear Throne, 492,848

Battleborn, 492,052

Aliens: Colonial Marines Collection, 456,851

Broken Age, 419,666

Genital Jousting, 375,882

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, 306,906

BATTLETECH," 289,619 https://store.steampowered.com/app/637090/BATTLETECH/

METAL SLUG DEFENSE, 266,981

ELEX, 254,457

Stacking, 248,039

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut, 239,119

Night in the Woods, 216,979

Torment: Tides of Numenera, 206,681

Jalopy, 191,656

Indie Game: The Movie, 184,842

Sonic Mania, 168,633

Vampyr, 162,765

Yooka-Laylee, 156,754

Fallout 4 VR, 133,476

The Cat Lady, 116,526

2064: Read Only Memories, 85,060

What's under your blanket 2 !?," 73,407 https://store.steampowered.com/app/605500/Whats_under_your_blanket_2/

LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2," 72,405

Dropsy, 59,822

Galactic Civilizations III, 476,035

Some /v/ favorites, cult classics and flavor of the month

Kingdom Come: Deliverance, 827,988

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE, 824,682

E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy, 768,052

Valkyria Chronicles, 767,675

Bayonetta, 424,901

Grey Goo, 364,090

Zeno Clash, 320,458

LISA, 297,947

POSTAL, 258,861

Owlboy, 251,798

Hatred, 240,088

Space Hulk: Deathwing, 236,698 Heavily shat on. Get the Enhanced Edition instead.

NEKOPARA Vol. 1, 578,066

NEKOPARA Vol. 0, 565,127

NEKOPARA Vol. 2, 318,426

NEKOPARA Vol. 3, 220,127

RUINER, 206,216

Volgarr the Viking, 203,278

EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair, 202,538

La-Mulana, 193,073

Axiom Verge, 173,768

Freedom Planet, 169,651

Valdis Story: Abyssal City, 163,754

Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath HD, 153,101

Vanquish, 143,289

Shantae: Risky's Revenge - Director's Cut," 125,544

SENRAN KAGURA ESTIVAL VERSUS, 85,874

Higurashi When They Cry Hou - Ch.1 Onikakushi, 81,099

Odallus: The Dark Call, 67,316

Fire Pro Wrestling World, 48,027

Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap, 34,857

Corpse Party, 24,226


06e5f0 No.15120359

>>15120220

I think Unturned only has a single $5 thing you can buy, a premium account with some gold armor.


f373b4 No.15120373

File: 42d63ade2b20574⋯.webm (9.69 MB, 640x360, 16:9, I'm going to report you t….webm)

>>15118772

Yeah you do


01037f No.15120388

>>15120358

Looks like /v/ got btfo again


2f1864 No.15120400

File: f4c5cf884e36ad1⋯.png (28.42 KB, 218x206, 109:103, 1375548570629.png)

>Ys VIII; 8874

I don't know weather to laugh that it barely beat Xanadu Next's sales or cry that there is over 8000 people stupid enough to buy that garbage fire.


a6571f No.15120409

>>15120388

What got BTFO are the Journos who where pushing for commie propaganda everywhere. Now we have confirmation that bullshit like Youtuber's life is selling more than 3 of those games combine. Also:

Terraria, 13,132,545

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, 8,260,157

NieR:Automata, 1,175,123

Spec Ops: The Spectrum," 3,581,310

>>15120400

Laugh at the imbeciles who where dumb enough to trust NIS.


99d229 No.15120424

File: e25bc73102d87a9⋯.png (123.26 KB, 285x311, 285:311, beset_by_anger.png)

>>15120358

>night in the woods almost above owlboy dispite having a year difference


ceb44c No.15120428

>>15120183

It had the fortune of being compared primarily to Dragon Age 2. I have a feeling if it weren't for that there wouldn't even be a third one.


023dd5 No.15120433

>>15120358

>ELEX, 254,457

good for them


06e5f0 No.15120439

>>15120358

>La-Mulana, 193,073

Pretty sure it sold a lot more than that, but the numbers are based on achievements and the average retard is too dumb to even get into the temple to get the Welcome to La-Mulana achievement.


b54a3a No.15120444

>>15120409

What 3 games?


d8141f No.15120463

File: 1d5910ec4ad158f⋯.jpg (27.64 KB, 460x345, 4:3, aXvon56_460s.jpg)

>>15119991

>St.Augustine Grass isn't native

U wot. St.Augustine grass is native to Florida, as well as much of the tropical southern US, as well as many carribean islands. Fuck, its named after the old Spanish fort.

It's also not high maintenance at all. Just water your fucking lawn twice a week and it's fine. Just like any other lawn.


a6571f No.15120468

>>15120444

Look in the list. Any of them should do. I didn't found The only chance to beat Youtuber's life is packing combining gone home, Thomas was alone.

Gone Home," 538,219

Thomas Was Alone, 581,719

Life is Strange: Before the Storm, 467,572

Non of them are Gorillion best sellers or even surprise hits. Going through this next to make my point.

https://archive.is/TnSk8


ceb44c No.15120477

>>15120468

Does Gone Home even have achievements? How is this measured?


9d057e No.15120482

File: 83b839a40005965⋯.jpg (9.67 KB, 228x221, 228:221, dipper.jpg)

If so many fucking people own GMod then why is it always almost empty?


bf2be9 No.15120496

>>15120358

>Homefront: The Revolution, 600,976

>Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, 549,457

Nice.


4a4789 No.15120509

>>15120439

That remake's also on three other platforms and there's the original freeware version as well, so it may not be as bleak as it seems


11dbc5 No.15120514

>>15119262

I'm pretty sure he's the reason why compshit got shoved down everyone's throats and got a bunch of items' balance fucked.


a6571f No.15120566

Anita's ebin vidya recommendations nobody plays

https://archive.is/mS7IU Jesus Christ. Nobody likes their shit recorded these days.

Tacoma," 76,114 ,343860

Pyre," 170,731 ,462770

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator, 306,906

Night in the Woods, 216,979

2064: Read Only Memories, 85,060

Super Mega Baseball: Extra Innings, 57,877

Fort Meow, 11,484

Her Story, 305,686

Gravity Ghost, 13,862

Road Not Taken, 40,224

Aquaria, 163,102 ",24420

The Marvellous Miss Take, 36,665

TowerFall Ascension, 213,889

Papo & Yo, 127,734

Where is my Heart?, 12,995

Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna), 370,263

Here are a few outliers.

Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, 439,828

Thomas Was Alone, 581,719

Crypt of the NecroDancer, 1,122,748

Life is Strange - Episode 1, 4,017,852 Its free

Portal," 9,971,481

Portal 2, 13,062,700 ",620

Beyond Good and Evil and Mirror's edge are already cult classics without her best efforts. As you can see her influence is first undeserved and second gone.

>>15120477

https://truesteamachievements.com/game/Gone-Home/achievements


d47116 No.15120850

>>15120214

You did nothing wrong either.


fe77a8 No.15120881

>>15118419

welcome to steam


637d30 No.15120883

>>15120566

Nobody who follows Anita plays video games.


4b3147 No.15121055

File: 79178e04203b304⋯.gif (9.6 MB, 500x208, 125:52, 83859edd5a9eda3c32ac8c0090….gif)

>>15120199

this is the same story for almost all games. there was a reason why PCs ports were pretty much abandoned early 00's . They are only coming back now because the console market is over saturated


b4601c No.15121062

File: 93e5e1472c1fa55⋯.jpg (29.33 KB, 600x453, 200:151, nekotom.jpg)

>>15119687

>>15119567

Fair argument but Steam doesn't show you what's "hip & popular" it shows you what's selling at any given time. It isn't like movies where you have to pay to see if maybe you might like a movie, you can read/watch reviews or even watch an entire playthrough of a game even before you decide you'd want to spend money on it.

I mean it doesn't fucking matter how much Steam tells me that Euro Truck Simulator is selling like hotcakes or that it has mostly positive reviews I know that game isn't for me.

Plus this data shows that Steam's top sellers are more diversified than I originally thought. So why hide this shit.

>>15120358

Holy shit Nekopara has sold that many copies?!


4b3147 No.15121068

>>15120358

Life is Strange - Episode 1, was / still is free.


bf2be9 No.15121137

>>15121062

>So why hide this shit.

Steam is primarily a service provider to people who want to sell their games, and those people happen to not want exact numbers of sales to be public in general.


3cb9f8 No.15121139

>Dead by Daylight developer tells people to play CIV5.

>Civ 5 has 12 million people playing it.

I think they did a pretty good job so far.


81c770 No.15121251

>>15118954

It's always fun to see people like you explain why something is the way it is while being completely wrong about the base assumption.


81c770 No.15121260

>>15120212

There was a lot of decision making within the quests. Especially what you decide to do at the end of Flotsam almost entirely changes the following act.

Don't just make up random stuff just because you want to shit on a popular game, anon. That's rude and you're retarded.


b2606c No.15121281

File: e3898fc18698ca0⋯.jpg (35.59 KB, 640x400, 8:5, 23437.jpg)

>>15119687

To be fair.

If the Left 4 Dead community weren't literal turbo spergs people would still be playing.

People will kick you for taking a 1 damage hit off a zombie on fucking easy for crying out loud.

It's kind of a shame too since custom content for left 4 dead fucking died because of those spergs because nobody could fucking play anything.


12d343 No.15121330

>>15118546

Robocraft is some minecraft style vehicle game. I don't know much about it, but I had an internet friend who became a GM or something similar once. He was paid minimum wage lol.


1d40e5 No.15121352

>Terraria is top 15 games owned

damn


ad1a48 No.15121434

>>15118772

It's easy, if you're in a wrong place at the wrong time.

There was some small shitshow with "we want to close megathreads so go make threads on small themes" where some active users started joke threads on HL5 and etc. And they got permabanned.

And after that they reverted their statement on megathreads, and just limited thread max post count to a very small number. But jokers weren't unbanned.


24bb26 No.15121505

>>15121330

Robocraft used to be pretty Fun now it's just way too p2w.

Like most free games. Gotta admit though, the vehicle building is pretty cool but a huge issue was the orbit snipers FUCKING EVERYONE would make. I'll let you figure out how that pans out to someone in a tank


5ebd7f No.15121513

File: 88045941e156f75⋯.jpg (20.8 KB, 600x315, 40:21, djk.jpg)

>>15121364

>he thinks Terraria is a tranny game


887607 No.15121595

>>15118688

This just makes me sad for Toby, he has to deal with tumblrites.

>>15119395

oh

good


437b30 No.15121640

>>15121281

Last time I played L4D, all the servers were these shitty perk servers where chargers were doing U-turns when charging and the survivors would spawn a defib whenever one of them died.


4b3147 No.15121723

File: c3d390253c1f48a⋯.jpg (143.36 KB, 1280x964, 320:241, 3408853-primeday_calendar.jpg)

>>15120566

that overlap


b2606c No.15121729

>>15121723

>Actually get some decent games

>End it with fucking broken age


ad1a48 No.15121740

>>15121595

You know that was a joke, right?

They just hired them so they could finish their game under Valve's name.

By the latest (maybe year old) info tf2 and csgo team work in tandem for some reason.


59f7e5 No.15122210

>>15119272

This is a false equivalence, first of all Steam is DRM in and of itself. A significant portion of it's userbase perhaps unknowingly putting up with even shadier DRM is to be expected if anything. The only way you can tell something using this information about the state of PC gaming is if you also had the sales information of an equivalent title on a DRM free platform, and also knew exactly how many people pirated said game. Never gonna happen though, wouldn't want the goyim to know.


ae7aee No.15122413

File: fd12d8b4e310399⋯.jpg (77.76 KB, 325x448, 325:448, 070c638f-9e7f-4d10-a95f-f5….jpg)

File: e4ef55ce2504c5c⋯.png (176.39 KB, 907x265, 907:265, legodesktop_small 1.png)

>>15120566 (checked)

this is all nonsense, she admitted that she only really played shit on her OG Wii like Rock Band, Just Dance. and shit on her Ipad like bejeweled, Sword and Sorcery. everything on that list is just crap thats been vetted by her game juno friends at giant bmb and polygon.


ed7c58 No.15122435

File: 9d3db188782e023⋯.jpg (108.04 KB, 600x535, 120:107, 9d3db188782e02392d63de705b….jpg)

>>15121352

>>15121364

>terraria

>trannies


01f6b7 No.15122439

File: 17cb63cd48d4970⋯.jpg (179.13 KB, 879x670, 879:670, Never pay more than 20.jpg)

If you're a fag who actually still buys games, never pay more than 20$. Just torrent it or some shit.


bcd734 No.15122831

>>15121139

Civ 5 was given free a few years back


51e14d No.15122899

>>15121364

What?


723b25 No.15122937

File: a5420486aeeb80b⋯.png (342.68 KB, 720x715, 144:143, a5420486aeeb80bd2b32049aba….png)

>>15119562

Yes, and it is terminal.


509741 No.15122944

>>15122439

If you're a fag who actually knows the quote, you would know never pay more than 37$, inflation adjusted.


b2606c No.15123052

File: 89e9792b6a6ca84⋯.jpg (15.34 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2183012.jpg)

>>15119262

b4nny is essentially the "Big" Big guy when it comes to the utter retardation that is the 6v6 faggotry in Team Fortress 2, he's had a long and storied history of

Crying that things designed for 12v12 games aren't balanced in 6v6

Crying that alternative paths that can't be blast jumped through are unfair to soldier mains

Crying about getting banned from 12 different server groups after demanding free shit and administrator status on their servers for playing 6v6 competitive games and being top faggot on twitch.

And most famously using his trip to valve to cry about how the tf2 community is dying to the totally out of touch remaining members of the tf2 team bolstering his twitch numbers/"competitive legacy" as proof as his high standing in the community. When in reality everyone fucking hates him except for comp sycophants and other content creators.

He also tried to get me trade banned when I banned him from my trade/idle server


35c5e8 No.15123063

>>15121513

>it isn't when the Party "Girl" exists


b2606c No.15123064

>>15123052

And further:

He's the reason why Valve killed off Valve pubs in their entirety after crying that Babbies first Server browser (Quickplay) was too complicated for people (it isn't)


6af900 No.15123077

File: 17cbde8f85a0c72⋯.webm (5.2 MB, 360x270, 4:3, real time representation ….webm)

>>15123064

HOW COULD ANYONE FIND QUICKPLAY COMPLICATED?


b2606c No.15123082

>>15123077

it isn't, however, by railroading people into matchmaking rankchaser cancer you can groom players into playing

<M-Muh -Totoally competitive experience.

<pls dun make fun of my maps I had made so playing anyone other than soldier puts your team at a massive disadvantage


01037f No.15123086

>>15122944

>inflation adjusted

best of goyim


4f6f7f No.15123126

>>15122944

>inflation

>not purchasing power

>not compared to your own wages v living costs

Fucking faggot. $20 is too much for a game because everything is expensive and my wages haven't gone up proportionally. It should be less than $20 because our economy is in a worse state than it was back then, not more.


c5ac42 No.15123154

>>15123126

>It should be less than $20 because our economy is in a worse state than it was back then, not more.

They're also significantly easier and cheaper to produce these days, too, with the ever-growing repository of available knowledge, libraries, engines, digital distributions, etc.

inb4 (((someone))) cites some high profile game's """development costs""" that include marketing, A-list voice actors, and other extraneous nonsense in their budget.


6abe22 No.15123235

File: 08d53b1e901ed0d⋯.jpg (47.97 KB, 480x480, 1:1, soy.jpg)

>>15121139

>That failed clone of (((Almir Listo))) is still on the team

Fucking how?


d9cf50 No.15123482

>>15118419

>just steal it


06e5f0 No.15123507

>>15122944

The worth of money may have dropped, but so did the quality of games. Adjusted for inflation and the game industry, never pay more than $15.


a03d01 No.15123510

File: 7edb9053c4acd3a⋯.png (23.76 KB, 382x379, 382:379, money.png)

>>15122944

>inflation

I have to increase the cost because of increasing costs hehe


5ebd7f No.15123561

File: 64f89ad55bd0613⋯.jpg (5.87 KB, 323x156, 323:156, 64f89ad55bd0613471c02edcb1….jpg)

>>15123063

>he thinks memes are official

>"b-b-but blood moon proofs!"


9a78eb No.15123594

>>15121281

I can still play l4d2, so I'm not complaining much. In versus people are touchy and, in general, you will be kicked sooner or later if you're really bad; play campaigns first to learn the ropes. Otherwise a bigger problem is that if one team is worse than the outrage it spirals out of control really fast and thus it's hard to finish a match or have any fun when the opposition is just one guy.


ba8575 No.15123648

File: 7f47cdf92e15c63⋯.jpg (96.35 KB, 1080x195, 72:13, Screenshot_20180708-054608….jpg)

DragonBall FighterZ is officially memeshit


fdfd92 No.15123670

File: 2b55227c2d10f59⋯.jpg (49.86 KB, 600x604, 150:151, braindamage.jpg)

>>15121364

>>15123063


c9816f No.15123676

File: 1ec44c965490f6a⋯.png (270.53 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15120482

I'll answer your question with a question. How come you aren't playing TF2 even though you can play it at any time? For free? The same reason why only 43,719 out of the 50 million other people don't. The people who played it moved on and the game has changed. GMod may have never changed as drastically as TF2 did, although GMod's changes were pretty annoying, and broke alot of shit when it did. It never changed its core sandbox game. So if its basically the same game, and nothing's really changed why is no one playing it?

You have a community of children. There is no reason for me to open Garry's Mod and jump into a TTT server just to hear a 9 year old shout about how I'm random DMing, when I'm the killer.

Creatively Bankrupt. The game hasn't changed in 14 years. Why would I go back to play it when I've already experienced all that there is to offer? There hasn't been any new game modes when DarkRP and TTT have proved to be the most successful and will remain that way as the kids who play don't want to try anything new.

Shadow of its former glory. You have a rich history all documented along Youtube of a community of people who used Gmod for ANYTHING. Building, wire autism, mechanisms, custom game modes, swep making, RP, and above all else ==Machinimas.== There will never be a game or a community to co-exist together like that again, and you will never get to make an autistic friend who you partner up with to make videos with. You'll never randomly come across a build server and be friends with everyone there. You will never create content for the game that won't get stolen by someone much bigger than you. Worst of all. You will never get to be apart of a community of people who had diverse strengths and weaknesses that made each person unique in their own way with the game.

The game may have stayed the same, but its value was in the community, and its community, has become something entirely else, something that a lot of people no longer find appealing. So just in the case of TF2, I would boot it up to play, but I would only be reliving old memories in a game that shares the same name that's completely different to me.


b2606c No.15123698

File: e4f2d5a40268e9d⋯.png (6.92 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>15123676

We could totally host a Gmod server though fucko


06e5f0 No.15123728

>>15123561

I think anon may be referring more to the fact that Party Girl is Pinky Pie from MLP.


2b8e77 No.15123749

>>15123728

But what does Pinkie Pie have to do with trannies? I thought Tumblr was into Korra and nu-Sherlock.


06e5f0 No.15123777

>>15123749

Ponies are for the gays lmao


ebb041 No.15123792

>>15121062

>Steam doesn't show you what's "hip & popular"

it doesn't but media sites will try to push whats supposed to be hip and popular.


5e8f46 No.15124024

File: bda47528e99f600⋯.png (2.53 KB, 387x36, 43:4, someoneelsegetthelicensepl….png)

HAHAHAHA

hahahahaha

Please can someone else get the license to warhammer and actually make a decent RTS with base building? Dawn of War 2 wasn't even good but probably still sold well due to leeching off the original Dawn of War fame + warhammer franchise.

How hard is it stick to a design that people want, which is gameplay like Dawn of War. People don't want small squads in warhammer but big armies and impressive units, base building etc.


5e8f46 No.15124052

>>15123154

Worst of all very old games that didn't have voice acting had a better story than ones that do. You don't need voice acting. You need to put serious resources into a good story. Seems devs just neglect this, and I understand this because it's more appealing to just develop things and features that are awesome or fun for gameplay but don't really fit into a story well.


984ee8 No.15124069

>>15124024

What are the numbers for Dawn of War 1? I love those games. Especially Dark Crusade. Such a fucking shame they removed base building in the sequel. Take that out and you've got a shitty game.


2f02ad No.15124111

>>15119988

>Oh, shut up. It's not like this is a highlight for me either.

Sonic clearly has it worse than Shadow though.


b66ae1 No.15124173

>>15121505

One of my favorite things to do back in the day was to use my little nimble fightercraft and hunt satellites & plasma bombers. Last time I played was years ago, a few months after they added those legs that sticked to surfaces. How bad has it gotten?


3b7162 No.15124260

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15123052

I concluded he was the biggest fucking dumbass after his poorly thought out Pyro rant a few years back. He clearly hadn't actually tried doing the things he was whining about himself until his stupid demonstration.

>insists that 10 airblasts is enough for pyro (even though he essentially admitted that was half the amount he considered reasonable after initially fucking the math up), then proceeds to be somewhat surprised at how quickly a bout of airblast spam completely depletes his primary ammo

>claims it's "too easy" to use airblasts to pin someone against a corner after having just been murdered by a soldier he tried that on

>ends the video damage controlling with "I'm bad at pyro, but I know how this game works!" as if he realises he made himself look a complete twat


565c96 No.15124275

>>15123594

I hesitate to ask this, but maybe we could do a /v/ game night with L4D2? I'm sure at least 8 people here have it. I hope they're not faggots.


5241f2 No.15124327

>>15123792

You're right but that's outside of the storefront not something that Valve or Steam does or could control. More reason for this kind of data to be public


a9bb86 No.15124904

>>15122413

Then they are total hacks. Point still remains; The numbers say she has no influence on people. The huge outliers can all be explained otherwise. Thomas was Alone's high sale's number can be blamed on Total Biscunt.


01f6b7 No.15125464

File: d212868b1c68207⋯.gif (1019.55 KB, 340x218, 170:109, fuckthis.gif)

>>15123676

All too true.

>>15123698

Last time we tried that, Faggot Sauce hosted it on some shitty private DarkRP server on some shitty roleplay map instead of having it be sandbox on a smaller sandbox map like flatgrass or construct.


b088d7 No.15125477

>>15120070

Still not an argument. It didn’t happen. Go back to tumblr.

>>15120073

>oy vey it was a metaphor goyim

>ignore that it’s a lie on both ends

Reported. You don’t belong here.


5707c1 No.15125490

>>15123676

What a bunch of gay gayness.


9a78eb No.15125491

>>15124275

I don't really care, since it'd be mostly burgers at that not-gamenight and I don't fancy playing with terrible lag.


6ca1ba No.15126490

File: 603b6340d064628⋯.png (21.23 KB, 540x348, 45:29, 1512252755450.png)

>>15119153

>be PAYDAY 2 devs

>add in weapon mods that actually increase the total amount of cash/exp everyone in the heist gets

>these mods can only be gotten through the fucking crates

>now retarded assclowns have AN EVEN BIGGER incentive to kick you for no reason during a heist

bravo

simply eben


6ca1ba No.15126509

>>15118783

>get hankering to play TF2

>reinstall

>check out the files

>literal 36 gigs worth of hats coming down the pipeline

not like this

not like this…


05f578 No.15129274

File: d4d6304ffbcea01⋯.jpg (891.01 KB, 2350x3900, 47:78, nani_desu_ka.jpg)

What is the best way to market an indie game? Where does one announce their game to the world? Should one buy advertisements, and if so where do you recommend putting them?

I know about indiedb.com but that's about it. Any advice in this regard would be appreciated, I have no idea what I'm doing.


ceb44c No.15129287

>>15129274

Donate some child slaves to your youtuber of choice.


05f578 No.15129511

>>15129287

I didn't even think of that, I guess a lot of them do get paid to promote games just by playing them.

I'm thinking of having a free open alpha (probably for at least 6 months) and allowing players to pre-purchase the game for half off before a certain deadline (my game is an MMO). Do you think this is a good idea? I remember this is what Minecraft did, and early on you'd even get a free copy of the game to give to a friend with your half off pre-purchase.


06e5f0 No.15129765

>>15129511

A lot of them you don't even need to pay, just give them the game for free a bit ahead of release and they'll be glad to possibly get a scoop on something that goes big, plus probably be more likely to show up as first result when people look for a let's play of your game.

Depending on where you host your game you can also just talk to the platform owner, at least for smaller platforms like itch.io. Guy I know got put on the front page because the guy in charge of itch had been following his dev blog for a while and liked him personally.

There lso might be smaller indie conventions you can market at, recently there was Indiego in the Netherlands.

>allowing players to pre-purchase the game for half off before a certain deadline (my game is an MMO). Do you think this is a good idea?

Your game being an MMO already sounds like a terrible idea, but the prepurchase thing is pretty good. Reward early adopters who test your shit, instead of asking them more money like some companies do.


05f578 No.15129887

>>15129765

>A lot of them you don't even need to pay, just give them the game for free a bit ahead of release and they'll be glad to possibly get a scoop on something that goes big, plus probably be more likely to show up as first result when people look for a let's play of your game.

I'll keep this in mind, thanks. What about review websites, are there are any that are not garbage, maybe some that are run by anons?

>Your game being an MMO already sounds like a terrible idea

Why don't you like MMOs, anon? They're fun. I just mentioned it's an MMO to give context to the free open alpha idea (it doesn't really make as much sense for a single player only game).


a87bed No.15129894

>>15129511

>Indie MMO

NO


05f578 No.15129934

>>15129894

What are your concerns regarding MMOs created by indie devs? Also what is your definition of MMO.


06e5f0 No.15129973

>>15129887

Me liking MMOs or not has nothing to do with it although I don't, the problem is that you have no playerbase and apparently not even an idea on how to get one. Your MMO has no one playing it > people see this > people who would play if it had people playing don't play it > your MMO has no one playing it.

There's a reason even big MMOs run by well known companies with millions of dollars in marketing keep failing at making MMOs and going free to play a few months before shutting down.

>>15129934

>Also what is your definition of MMO

MMO stands for Massively Multiplayer Online, which inherently means you need a massive amount of players for it to be good.


05f578 No.15130039

>>15129973

>the problem is that you have no playerbase

I agree this is a large hurdle, which is why I'm thinking of offering the game for free for half a year or more.

>MMO stands for Massively Multiplayer Online, which inherently means you need a massive amount of players for it to be good.

My game is PvP and PvE FPS with servers that can handle up to around 300 players at a time (need to stress test this during the alpha). Smaller maps could also be loaded to facilitate lower server population caps, and I guess if someone wanted to play alone versus the environment they could if they wanted to. I've always considered games that have servers that can host 50 - 100 or more players at a time to be an MMO, but I think definitions vary.

My plan was to let anyone host dedicated servers.


c9ce9a No.15130078

File: 0745f29e4fa3938⋯.mp4 (6.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Engine Software ruined Ter….mp4)

>>15118718

Relogic should have sent Engine to the cornfield years ago. Of course Engine probably had them by the balls since it was handling the console ports of Terraria.


c9ce9a No.15130124

File: a5d939f9003bb59⋯.png (932.21 KB, 948x1365, 316:455, n681YNo by ajidot.png)

>>15123749

It's the stupidest shit.

Due to a bug the Party Girl was teleported by the king statue instead of the queen statue when she was first introduce. That combined with the fact that she's the only female NPC that doesn't get grumpy during a Blood Moon made all the trapfags formulate a headcanon that she was a tranny/crossdresser.


c31429 No.15131056

File: 2343bc9cdd58e46⋯.png (369.03 KB, 933x975, 311:325, 2343bc9cdd58e4696d85979b2f….png)

>>15120566

>life is shit had that low of a playercount despite being free


de83f3 No.15131096

>>15118419

SEGA games are extremely popular in the third world. South Americans in particular love segashit.


b10212 No.15131557

File: 6bfd140841bb786⋯.jpg (9.4 KB, 247x204, 247:204, 1438334991655.jpg)

>>15120358

>Vanquish only at 143,000

tfw we will never get a sequel


a48864 No.15131713

>>15118509

>>15118498

Guessing this. It has to be from the F2P weekend because max online doesn't even remotely match the games around it on that list.


692024 No.15131715

>>15120183

because people only play that game for the story.


a48864 No.15131725

File: 47fea98b4c5d6e0⋯.png (1.22 KB, 347x18, 347:18, nani.png)

File: ec32cd032ce1b65⋯.png (8.69 KB, 346x229, 346:229, truebottom.png)

Pic1: Valve Test App? What dis?

Pic2: The games only the truest of hipsters own. The very bottom.


06b389 No.15131742

>>15130078

oh god.


74bfbd No.15131743

>>15131725

Ah 29! My favourite :^)


42e398 No.15131772

>>15131725

Half-Life 3


4825bd No.15131818

670,000 people played LawBreakers

I wish the data was over time


1cb4d6 No.15131833

>disco elysium

Wew. That's probably because it's a small team and it's just already registered in the Steam DB.


840473 No.15131836

>>15131730

xD


a48864 No.15132516

was this leak on any sources other than ARS Technica? I feel like some entries have been omitted. Example: That Dragon, Cancer is not on the list.


a48864 No.15132518

>>15131772

I kind of wonder that myself but the steam page redirects home.


d97014 No.15132813

>>15118577

The SS remake is dead, Jim. Warren Spector is working on SS3.


d97014 No.15132823

File: 13f3b9fe4bce570⋯.jpg (293.09 KB, 900x1232, 225:308, 1526103015578.jpg)

>Handball 17 not even listed

DENUVO STRONK


6f048a No.15133948


9b8694 No.15135860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15129274

The best piece of advice I've heard is that you should be capable of selling your game with a gif. You want someone to look at a little webm on here or a 10 second video on twitter and immediately get interested in your game. Why should I buy your game, no, why should I bother downloading a free demo, or even following your progress? The reason for your appeal must be front and center.

Do you have a unique gameplay concept? Figure out how to demonstrate it unambiguously in a way that looks fun and impressive. If you can't convey what it's like to play your game and why you'd want to do it, maybe you need to refine or simplify your systems. Or maybe your gameplay isn't novel or interesting enough to draw anyone's interest.

How does your game look? Do you have a unique, aesthetically pleasing style? Show it off. Concepts and characters and whatnot are nice to have (especially if you're making a waifu game), but you have to make your game itself in motion look cool. If you can't do that, maybe you need to spend some time figuring out your art direction, so that you can look as appealing as possible with the skills that you have. And once you have those fundamentals in place, crank up the juice.

Watch this trailer and see how beautifully it demonstrates the concepts, the gameplay, the charming art styles and characters of Splatoon. This short video singlehandedly drove massive interest in and anticipation for the game a full year ahead of its release.

Perhaps even more impressive, see Factorio's trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR01YdFtWFI

That a game of such complexity and autism could be conveyed so simply and clearly is nothing short of remarkable.

Showing off what makes you special and worth paying attention to is the core of real advertising. If you master it, you won't need to spend a dime, knowledge of your game will spread organically. And if you fail at it, no marketing budget can save you.


a1f8f8 No.15136072

>>15119710

Terraria is a pretty good Minecraft clone.


a1f8f8 No.15136106

>>15120566

I read Anita as Antifa. I wonder what Antifa's list would look like.


000000 No.15136174

>>15119074

>Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite - 53,532

>ULTIMATE MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3 - 126,699

>Ultra Street Fighter IV - 1,306,698

Capcuck total: 1,486,929

>THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIII STEAM EDITION- 456,361

>THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIV STEAM EDITION - 61,260

SNK Total: 517,621

>TEKKEN 7 - 541,238

>Skullgirls - 1,621,794

>Capcom, Namco and SNK on suicide watch.

Don't you mean Rare on suicide watch?

Also players≠buyers

This also means Skullgirls should be EVO main event.

>>15120566

Sooo, more people play these games than SNK games…….

kid, it just means SNK didn't do a good job of diversifying achievements

>>15123648

DBFZ has achievements?

>>15123676

>>>/v/ UNREAL TOURNAMENT WHEN?!?

>>15129274

Have pewdiepie review your game.

>>15131725

I WANNA PLAY 3/4Uo23/4YO_a_O_U!

>>15132516

need2ask Sergey Galyonkin who did the scrape.


78e817 No.15136210

File: fc0b64fabfac7ae⋯.jpg (48.68 KB, 639x760, 639:760, 1529506247.jpg)

>Portal 2 and Skyrim are neck n' neck


8bc2de No.15136223

I expected gamers would at least be in the billions but it seems they’re in the 10 millions which is really low


354815 No.15136232

File: 9c95da4e43cf076⋯.jpg (297.45 KB, 2406x2184, 401:364, GEmv8sq.jpg)


9f3ff7 No.15136272

>>15136223

Vidya has always been niche. Marketers who make statistics for public or private viewing inflate their numbers with phone users, this is where they pull the statistics about women out of their ass.


6af900 No.15136293

File: 7f860a0d8f24e1f⋯.jpg (40.64 KB, 800x450, 16:9, I DIO AM MAD AS FUCK.jpg)

>>15136210

>portal 2 has almost 3 million more owners than portal


57331e No.15136359

>>15136223

>billions

>when the entire population of the planet is only 7 billion

How fucking stupid are you?


8bc2de No.15136474

>>15136359

I meant at least 1 or 2 billion I for some reason assumed gaming has become extremely popular and everyone that isnt 50+ games at least casually.So I’m sorta dumb!


a89437 No.15136489

File: 9c1715028e31015⋯.webm (3.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 9c1715028e3101567dd437387….webm)

>>15136293

Because portal 2 was better.


1e58ed No.15136503

>Sanctum sold 2 million copies

Way better than I thought, liked that game a lot.

>Sanctum 2 sold 2.6 million copies

That game was fucking garbage how in the everloving fuck did it sell more than the original?


60235f No.15136529

File: 0edec0bd63fcc0c⋯.png (187.17 KB, 261x271, 261:271, 1342330932448.png)

>>15124260

>okay?

>okay?

>okay?

Holy shit this guy is a whiny cunt. I don't follow TF2 at all, I don't know a goddamn thing about who this is or what he represents, but this is my immediate impression. What a fucking nigger.


748fce No.15136533

File: b892a3fd862a8b3⋯.jpg (19.44 KB, 500x259, 500:259, cat just.jpg)

>>15118780

>seeing your creating being raped openly and in front of you, by the very fans of it

I hate toby and undertale, but thats a painful feeling.


f41760 No.15136543

>>15118498

u dumb nigrz

The game has been free for a few weeks now.

It shuts down in September.


60235f No.15136550

>>15135860

This. Making your game look good for a trailer/short clip is 90% of marketing it. Unless you're a mega AAA dev capable of doing the kind of "cinematic" garbage to pander to normalfag retards, stick to this.

just don't fucking lie because you'll be found out


9f3ff7 No.15136598

>>15136474

Don't feel dumb you simply fell for the same trap all those investors and parasites fell into and they end up seeing dollar signs that aren't there. Just remember that 1 billion = 1000 million to avoid the trap, despite being a billion dollar industry the money is mostly coming from investors pumping and throwing money at people.


7c0e1b No.15136793

>>15136598

>Just remember that 1 billion = 1000 million to avoid the trap

That's not the trap, that's common knowledge. The trap is that it's annual revenue when people on average buy more than one brand new game annually, and those games cost 60 bucks. 2 * 60 * 10 million = 1.2 billion already, and there's plenty who buy more than that, plus a lot of sales of cheaper games, plus merch, etc.


4825bd No.15137213

File: 08f4798f424f097⋯.jpg (463.12 KB, 1182x1772, 591:886, 810239021.jpg)

>>15118420

Let's compile a list of games that have less than X amount of players and have been released for over 6 months.

Then we'll convince these game devs to kill themselves


f3470a No.15142486




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