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File: 341f081c64b3217⋯.jpg (35.26 KB, 300x167, 300:167, 1982852.jpg)

ea6445 No.15109882

>It will have taken two years for No Man's Sky to finally land on Xbox One, but when it does arrive you'll be able to cosplay as the Xbox console logo.

>Pre-order the space-set survival sandbox at UK retailer GAME and you'll get a couple of bonus items, including the Xbox green XO Suit, a handy gun and 10k units of currency.

>It seems like this offer is only available when pre-ordering the physical edition at GAME in the UK (there's no word on other outlets in other countries).

https://archive.fo/nVp7U

5c44cb No.15109902

I guess that is worth it to own a high res minecraft where you can do work and walk around but not build anything.


481306 No.15109907

Cancer+Shit


171727 No.15109908

File: 88bf01e2e708b64⋯.gif (841.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 88bf01e2e708b64b5f7351f8c7….gif)

>click archive

>Not Found (yet?)


4e5d8f No.15109941

File: d093441c8e8e033⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 2728x2128, 341:266, Soyvey.jpg)

Does it come with a lifetime suppy of Soylent too?


8e5690 No.15110009

File: 3164fc33fd9d04c⋯.jpeg (441.02 KB, 985x320, 197:64, I sure hope you guys don'….jpeg)

It only took NMS 2 years to finally become an actual game.

>>15109941

Are you making up excuses just to post that disgusting image?


61034b No.15110048

>>15110009

As a matter of fact, I am indeed.


e1960b No.15110101

File: fb605ae33b3c0b5⋯.jpg (88.77 KB, 1200x635, 240:127, CmzKGxcVYAAb5op.jpg)


1318df No.15110115

>>15109882

xbone-tan playing with pc-kun pic when?


7738c5 No.15110128

>A literal Xbot

AHAHAHAHHAHAH OH WOW


4fa418 No.15110129

File: 8a4041d868e2e96⋯.png (600.36 KB, 1139x955, 1139:955, (((John Numbers))).png)

>>15109882

>Soyknee abandons and damage controls after the No Man's Game fiasco

>Soyboy Sean and his buttbuddies go hermit and work on "fixing" their shit game for the next two years

>Micro$hit's Xbone Division losing developers, studios and hasn't really recovered since 2013 E3

>No gaymes ever since

>Desperate enough to get in with the "Redeemed" scammers to get it on the Xbone

hahahahaha

>>15109941

Yeah, but will there be a Jew that pushes you to transition?


ad9590 No.15110138

it is an ok zen, listen to a podcast while playing game.

but what is the point of the head gear, there is no 3rd person view, and there are so little people playing and the game so big you will see no one.


7738c5 No.15110142

>>15110138

>it is an ok zen, listen to a podcast while playing game.

>I actually play the game

Fuckoff


8767c8 No.15110156

File: 4ac8ee41e4c53c1⋯.jpg (9.89 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>There might still be someone stupid enough to pre-order No Man's Sky all the way in 2018


7ea9d8 No.15110241

File: a1c6642e860f1b8⋯.webm (6.12 MB, 640x360, 16:9, cosmo I_m_out_of_my_mind-.webm)


7ea9d8 No.15110242

File: c0a76d9234d2398⋯.jpg (71.23 KB, 685x668, 685:668, tranny jews.jpg)

>>15110129

>john the jew turns someone into a tranny

Makes sense


99f35c No.15110255

>>15109882

But the game is only in first person, how could you ever see your X.B.O.X TM helmet?


6fd504 No.15110277

>>15109882

>pre-order bonus is a fucking helmet

Would it be too hard to add a ship or some sort of elemental resistance? Do they really think a fishbowl with a green X on it will trick the goyim into buying the game?

That said, I still think that Hello Games had a good concept, were too incompetent to do anything with it, then got pushed center stage by Soy for some fucked reason.


af8916 No.15110296

>>15110241

Is it a trans-singer? Like it's not got any vocal talent, but it wants to so it pretends it does… And so now everyone has to pretend it's a maestro of lyrical talent or be insulted and harassed? Is that what's going on here? Why else would you upload that to the internet?

I thought it was pretending to be a woman? Does it know what women sound like? It needs to put on about 400 pounds and become Mexican if it wants me to pretend that's a woman's voice.


71bb37 No.15110297

Thats fucking RAD!

Now i can play my copy of No Mans Sky on the PS4 with my friends copy of No Mans Sky of the XBox1.

I hope he preorders. He's also going to be able to look so cool in that skin.


af8916 No.15110302

>>15110277

What concept? "a space game?" "boring procedurally generated worlds with nothing to do and an endless grind to fill bars?" "trick the customer with lies and half-truths then disappear with the money?"

Good concepts are a dime a dozen. Having a good concept just takes talking to an "idea guy" for 2 mins on the internet. You don't get any points or recognition for having a good concept.

It's not even an original concept. It's not unique or anything. It's derivative and badly executed.


7ea9d8 No.15110324

File: dd22035c95149e1⋯.jpg (10.11 KB, 661x95, 661:95, cosmo.jpg)

>>15110296

Thats Cosmo, he was one of the first popular speedrunners who turned into a tranny after getting btfo at the 2015 nintendo championship.


5fa325 No.15110340

>>15109902

they added base building and terrain alteration a year ago though


e10f6b No.15110507

>>15110324

The walking corpse


000000 No.15110639

>>15109882

No Man's Buy is a scam made by leftists and a tranny abomination. That alone is reason enough to never spend money on the game.


f511e5 No.15114624

>>15110142

yes I will admit I feel for the space exploration aspect of it.

It is boring just to play, but I do like to fly around and chill in games sometimes, like just travel around the map exploring every spot like I am on some kind of vacation. Too bad this game is bad to meh at that


8828bc No.15114783

>>15109941

I still can't believe soylent became a popular commercial product, when it was originally made from ground-up homeless people in the book and movie it comes from


23115d No.15115209

File: b808e0842f87820⋯.gif (5.04 MB, 425x322, 425:322, 5aa67e5231bb3eed2aeadd6c04….gif)

>>15110138

>game so big you will see no one

Two streamers had landed on the same fucking planet, stood in the same location on said planet, and showed that multiplayer didn't exist in NMS.

If two random streamers can pull off landing the same planet when there is no multiplayer, then everyone will manage with it. There are also a dozen more 'zen' games to do nothing in while doing something else, I wouldn't even call NMS zen because of the fucking attack drones and occasional rabid spore rejects.

>>15110302

Yeah, and there was a better space exploration game that came out when win95 was still used, I forget what it's called but I think it's still available somewhere. Nobody cares about it today because muh grafix


8b24eb No.15115259

I still cannot understand how or why this company, espcially sean murray, hasn't been sued into oblivion due to being so fucking fraudulent.

There is a lot of proof and archives about them, as far as going into shows to promote the game and lie on live tv. It's an attorney's wet dream


fc38d2 No.15115377

>>15115259

That's very simple, anon.

No one stupid enough to buy this game has the noggin to realize they got scammed.


5c44cb No.15115534

>>15110340

Strange. Somehow the fact you replied was far more interesting than what you said or this entire game.


867d4f No.15115841

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Oh yeah, there's also apparently an update for the game called No Man's Sky Next. I'm not kidding that's actually it. How popular is the game now?


481306 No.15116664

>>15110241

Lad needs his head flushing down the toilet and dead arm.


481306 No.15116675

>>15110297

Imagine someone genuinely having that opinion, the amount of brain damage they'd need to have suffered as a child could only be explained by their parents using their skull as a jackhammer bit.


42de2c No.15116721

>>15115841

Pretty sure this is a too little too late situation honestly, I doubt the game will respark it's popularity.


481306 No.15116740

>>15110324

For all that they need burning out of existence tranny distress about being called what they are never fails to amuse me, the weak appeals to emotion or the crowd who'll pander to them are always laughable. It gets even funnier is if they're angry and screaming about how they're 'A REAL WOMAN' dammit' and how people calling it as they see it is are 'ignorant' or 'phobic'. As if our refusal to play along with a blatant untruth and rejection of a shoddy forgery somehow reflects poorly on *us*.

Of course If they had a scrap of logic in their collective heads they'd realise their failed lives are shameful even to themselves and thus get friendly with a rope. It's a pity it doesn't sink in sooner in their existences and we have to see wrecks like this parading their ghoul selves around for years on end, I suppose they have to get hairy and fat to realise they're NEVER EVER going to make anyone think they're a woman and then the problem self corrects.


6b365b No.15116743

>>15115841

Wow, this faggot is actually still willing to show his face in public?


a5cf1b No.15116762

>>15109882

It's funny because it's not actually there. I guess they added multiplayer but for the most part it doesn't even exist.


23115d No.15116790

>>15116743

Spoiler:

he's actually dead, Sony first hired the yakuza to off him, then they caught his ghost with their ghostbuster cinematic universe division (since that wont be used for anything else in the foreseeable future) and are forcing the ghost of sean murray to continue doing updates and interviews at the threat of being in their next cisbusters movie


194fd8 No.15116808

>>15110242

so he went from rabbi to mohel.


a9f75a No.15116888

>>15114783

Look up the people who gave them venture capital and tell me it wasn't intentionally pushed just to mock us.


95b525 No.15117130

File: 8f900dd4d851005⋯.jpg (157.23 KB, 500x500, 1:1, d932b8fb503b3c5cdc132650cc….jpg)

>>15115841

>No Man's Sky Next

Sounds retarded and unnecessary as fuck.


e394d1 No.15117222

>free suit and helmet!

>entire game is first person so you never see your body

>no mirrors as far as I remember from pirating it back on PC release

>they just put out this picture and players will imagine wearing it because there is no scenario within the game where you could possibly see it

NMS is the gift that keeps on giving


e394d1 No.15117231

>>15115209

>there was a better space exploration game that came out when win95 was still used

Descent?


b99398 No.15117292


867d4f No.15117839

File: 0e768646f1ae4a8⋯.jpg (48.54 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, punished_snake_ref2_by_art….jpg)

>>15117130

Oh God, I just realized that Next was three fucking years ago.


4fa418 No.15118064

>>15117222

Their Atlas update gave the game multiplayer after gutting the retarded quintillion procedurally generated planets because it was a waste of data, and everyone still shouldn't pay for this game.


4cb8c4 No.15118089

>>15118064

> gutting the retarded quintillion procedurally generated planets

Wasn't that the biggest feature this smoking turd offered? What the hell did they put instead?


4fa418 No.15118112

>>15118089

They remove the extreme tedium of lots of planets that look great in space while being devoid of anything to do, think the planet limit was stretched to 7-10 while the updates gave players multiplayer, base-building and more shit, while having more "unique" creatures and ayy lmaos and factions. This is the one thing I can give to Soyboy Sean and Hell Games, they're still fucking working on it and generally just try to stay out of the spotlight while having the most rabid community that got shit out of reddit.


4cb8c4 No.15118153

>>15118112

That sounds almost enjoyable. What's the catch?


4fa418 No.15118159

>>15118153

You pay for Sean's bullshit lies and pretend he never scammed and lied to anyone, though the stupid Sonyggers deserved it for trusting the hype train. Otherwise, just pirate the latest update or check it on youtube. Or read about it here https://www.oneangrygamer.net/tag/hello-games/


fd732f No.15118166

>>15109902

>high res

lol no, did you even play it?


b4b086 No.15118177


a6923d No.15119033

>>15109941

I've rarely seen bags that bad under someone's eyes. Is that makeup?


789102 No.15119048

NMS is a great game honestly. I hope the update doesn't ruin the comfy exploration with fucking MMO garbage. For some reason every wants that kind of thing but it's always shit in practice.


84ba08 No.15120780

File: 58b1e455443020f⋯.png (81.88 KB, 500x551, 500:551, Ridley has no fucking clue.png)

>>15109882

>game is a FPS

>no multiplayer

>cosmetic items


cd62c6 No.15120800

File: 426088a58ab85dd⋯.png (360.39 KB, 642x482, 321:241, 6a01538fc5afb0970b014e8b51….png)

>pre order cosmetic

>you can't see it and neither the players

WHAT'S THE POINT


4342b6 No.15120809

FINALLY, I'LL GET TO PLAY AS A CONSOLE WITH NO GAMES IN A GALAXY WITH NO PLOT




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