ea6445 No.15109882
>It will have taken two years for No Man's Sky to finally land on Xbox One, but when it does arrive you'll be able to cosplay as the Xbox console logo.
>Pre-order the space-set survival sandbox at UK retailer GAME and you'll get a couple of bonus items, including the Xbox green XO Suit, a handy gun and 10k units of currency.
>It seems like this offer is only available when pre-ordering the physical edition at GAME in the UK (there's no word on other outlets in other countries).
https://archive.fo/nVp7U
5c44cb No.15109902
I guess that is worth it to own a high res minecraft where you can do work and walk around but not build anything.
481306 No.15109907
171727 No.15109908
>click archive
>Not Found (yet?)
4e5d8f No.15109941
Does it come with a lifetime suppy of Soylent too?
8e5690 No.15110009
It only took NMS 2 years to finally become an actual game.
>>15109941
Are you making up excuses just to post that disgusting image?
61034b No.15110048
>>15110009
As a matter of fact, I am indeed.
1318df No.15110115
>>15109882
xbone-tan playing with pc-kun pic when?
7738c5 No.15110128
>A literal Xbot
AHAHAHAHHAHAH OH WOW
4fa418 No.15110129
>>15109882
>Soyknee abandons and damage controls after the No Man's Game fiasco
>Soyboy Sean and his buttbuddies go hermit and work on "fixing" their shit game for the next two years
>Micro$hit's Xbone Division losing developers, studios and hasn't really recovered since 2013 E3
>No gaymes ever since
>Desperate enough to get in with the "Redeemed" scammers to get it on the Xbone
hahahahaha
>>15109941
Yeah, but will there be a Jew that pushes you to transition?
ad9590 No.15110138
it is an ok zen, listen to a podcast while playing game.
but what is the point of the head gear, there is no 3rd person view, and there are so little people playing and the game so big you will see no one.
7738c5 No.15110142
>>15110138
>it is an ok zen, listen to a podcast while playing game.
>I actually play the game
Fuckoff
8767c8 No.15110156
>There might still be someone stupid enough to pre-order No Man's Sky all the way in 2018
7ea9d8 No.15110242
>>15110129
>john the jew turns someone into a tranny
Makes sense
99f35c No.15110255
>>15109882
But the game is only in first person, how could you ever see your X.B.O.X TM helmet?
6fd504 No.15110277
>>15109882
>pre-order bonus is a fucking helmet
Would it be too hard to add a ship or some sort of elemental resistance? Do they really think a fishbowl with a green X on it will trick the goyim into buying the game?
That said, I still think that Hello Games had a good concept, were too incompetent to do anything with it, then got pushed center stage by Soy for some fucked reason.
af8916 No.15110296
>>15110241
Is it a trans-singer? Like it's not got any vocal talent, but it wants to so it pretends it does… And so now everyone has to pretend it's a maestro of lyrical talent or be insulted and harassed? Is that what's going on here? Why else would you upload that to the internet?
I thought it was pretending to be a woman? Does it know what women sound like? It needs to put on about 400 pounds and become Mexican if it wants me to pretend that's a woman's voice.
71bb37 No.15110297
Thats fucking RAD!
Now i can play my copy of No Mans Sky on the PS4 with my friends copy of No Mans Sky of the XBox1.
I hope he preorders. He's also going to be able to look so cool in that skin.
af8916 No.15110302
>>15110277
What concept? "a space game?" "boring procedurally generated worlds with nothing to do and an endless grind to fill bars?" "trick the customer with lies and half-truths then disappear with the money?"
Good concepts are a dime a dozen. Having a good concept just takes talking to an "idea guy" for 2 mins on the internet. You don't get any points or recognition for having a good concept.
It's not even an original concept. It's not unique or anything. It's derivative and badly executed.
7ea9d8 No.15110324
>>15110296
Thats Cosmo, he was one of the first popular speedrunners who turned into a tranny after getting btfo at the 2015 nintendo championship.
5fa325 No.15110340
>>15109902
they added base building and terrain alteration a year ago though
e10f6b No.15110507
>>15110324
The walking corpse
000000 No.15110639
>>15109882
No Man's Buy is a scam made by leftists and a tranny abomination. That alone is reason enough to never spend money on the game.
f511e5 No.15114624
>>15110142
yes I will admit I feel for the space exploration aspect of it.
It is boring just to play, but I do like to fly around and chill in games sometimes, like just travel around the map exploring every spot like I am on some kind of vacation. Too bad this game is bad to meh at that
8828bc No.15114783
>>15109941
I still can't believe soylent became a popular commercial product, when it was originally made from ground-up homeless people in the book and movie it comes from
23115d No.15115209
>>15110138
>game so big you will see no one
Two streamers had landed on the same fucking planet, stood in the same location on said planet, and showed that multiplayer didn't exist in NMS.
If two random streamers can pull off landing the same planet when there is no multiplayer, then everyone will manage with it. There are also a dozen more 'zen' games to do nothing in while doing something else, I wouldn't even call NMS zen because of the fucking attack drones and occasional rabid spore rejects.
>>15110302
Yeah, and there was a better space exploration game that came out when win95 was still used, I forget what it's called but I think it's still available somewhere. Nobody cares about it today because muh grafix
8b24eb No.15115259
I still cannot understand how or why this company, espcially sean murray, hasn't been sued into oblivion due to being so fucking fraudulent.
There is a lot of proof and archives about them, as far as going into shows to promote the game and lie on live tv. It's an attorney's wet dream
fc38d2 No.15115377
>>15115259
That's very simple, anon.
No one stupid enough to buy this game has the noggin to realize they got scammed.
5c44cb No.15115534
>>15110340
Strange. Somehow the fact you replied was far more interesting than what you said or this entire game.
867d4f No.15115841
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Oh yeah, there's also apparently an update for the game called No Man's Sky Next. I'm not kidding that's actually it. How popular is the game now?
481306 No.15116664
>>15110241
Lad needs his head flushing down the toilet and dead arm.
481306 No.15116675
>>15110297
Imagine someone genuinely having that opinion, the amount of brain damage they'd need to have suffered as a child could only be explained by their parents using their skull as a jackhammer bit.
42de2c No.15116721
>>15115841
Pretty sure this is a too little too late situation honestly, I doubt the game will respark it's popularity.
481306 No.15116740
>>15110324
For all that they need burning out of existence tranny distress about being called what they are never fails to amuse me, the weak appeals to emotion or the crowd who'll pander to them are always laughable. It gets even funnier is if they're angry and screaming about how they're 'A REAL WOMAN' dammit' and how people calling it as they see it is are 'ignorant' or 'phobic'. As if our refusal to play along with a blatant untruth and rejection of a shoddy forgery somehow reflects poorly on *us*.
Of course If they had a scrap of logic in their collective heads they'd realise their failed lives are shameful even to themselves and thus get friendly with a rope. It's a pity it doesn't sink in sooner in their existences and we have to see wrecks like this parading their ghoul selves around for years on end, I suppose they have to get hairy and fat to realise they're NEVER EVER going to make anyone think they're a woman and then the problem self corrects.
6b365b No.15116743
>>15115841
Wow, this faggot is actually still willing to show his face in public?
a5cf1b No.15116762
>>15109882
It's funny because it's not actually there. I guess they added multiplayer but for the most part it doesn't even exist.
23115d No.15116790
>>15116743
Spoiler:
he's actually dead, Sony first hired the yakuza to off him, then they caught his ghost with their ghostbuster cinematic universe division (since that wont be used for anything else in the foreseeable future) and are forcing the ghost of sean murray to continue doing updates and interviews at the threat of being in their next cisbusters movie
194fd8 No.15116808
>>15110242
so he went from rabbi to mohel.
a9f75a No.15116888
>>15114783
Look up the people who gave them venture capital and tell me it wasn't intentionally pushed just to mock us.
95b525 No.15117130
>>15115841
>No Man's Sky Next
Sounds retarded and unnecessary as fuck.
e394d1 No.15117222
>free suit and helmet!
>entire game is first person so you never see your body
>no mirrors as far as I remember from pirating it back on PC release
>they just put out this picture and players will imagine wearing it because there is no scenario within the game where you could possibly see it
NMS is the gift that keeps on giving
e394d1 No.15117231
>>15115209
>there was a better space exploration game that came out when win95 was still used
Descent?
b99398 No.15117292
867d4f No.15117839
>>15117130
Oh God, I just realized that Next was three fucking years ago.
4fa418 No.15118064
>>15117222
Their Atlas update gave the game multiplayer after gutting the retarded quintillion procedurally generated planets because it was a waste of data, and everyone still shouldn't pay for this game.
4cb8c4 No.15118089
>>15118064
> gutting the retarded quintillion procedurally generated planets
Wasn't that the biggest feature this smoking turd offered? What the hell did they put instead?
4fa418 No.15118112
>>15118089
They remove the extreme tedium of lots of planets that look great in space while being devoid of anything to do, think the planet limit was stretched to 7-10 while the updates gave players multiplayer, base-building and more shit, while having more "unique" creatures and ayy lmaos and factions. This is the one thing I can give to Soyboy Sean and Hell Games, they're still fucking working on it and generally just try to stay out of the spotlight while having the most rabid community that got shit out of reddit.
4cb8c4 No.15118153
>>15118112
That sounds almost enjoyable. What's the catch?
4fa418 No.15118159
>>15118153
You pay for Sean's bullshit lies and pretend he never scammed and lied to anyone, though the stupid Sonyggers deserved it for trusting the hype train. Otherwise, just pirate the latest update or check it on youtube. Or read about it here https://www.oneangrygamer.net/tag/hello-games/
fd732f No.15118166
>>15109902
>high res
lol no, did you even play it?
b4b086 No.15118177
a6923d No.15119033
>>15109941
I've rarely seen bags that bad under someone's eyes. Is that makeup?
789102 No.15119048
NMS is a great game honestly. I hope the update doesn't ruin the comfy exploration with fucking MMO garbage. For some reason every wants that kind of thing but it's always shit in practice.
84ba08 No.15120780
>>15109882
>game is a FPS
>no multiplayer
>cosmetic items
cd62c6 No.15120800
>pre order cosmetic
>you can't see it and neither the players
WHAT'S THE POINT
4342b6 No.15120809
FINALLY, I'LL GET TO PLAY AS A CONSOLE WITH NO GAMES IN A GALAXY WITH NO PLOT