>13 years old.>16 years old.>10 years old.There are underage, but barely, that were only just born when the bad videogame movie trend started and it never stopped. This is the only world of vidya media they knew. Thats kind of fucked.

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Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 10:29:26 1706bc No.15084741

>13 years old.

>16 years old.

>10 years old.

There are underage, but barely, that were only just born when the bad videogame movie trend started and it never stopped. This is the only world of vidya media they knew. Thats kind of fucked.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 10:30:58 6d4ea7 No.15084743

>Doom movie is now legal to fuck

Nice.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 10:32:51 4c1b17 No.15084749

>>15084741

>Street Fighter

>Unrated

What, they showed a little blood or something? They make it sound like the girls get their tits out.

Doom movie was almost legit, it just wasn't a doom movie. It was ironically closer to a resident evil movie.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 10:34:26 1706bc No.15084752

>>15084743

I'm watching it on netflix while painting some /tg/ shit and boy can you tell it was made after Resident Evil made a lot of money. Visually its nearly identical in places. But shit like "I'm doctor carmac, we need help!" shows they kind of wanted to have fun with it.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 10:54:21 19e9d4 No.15084779

>>15084741

I like the Resident Evil movies. Badly acted badly made but somehow fun. The others are fucking train wrecks.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 10:56:02 d86aaa No.15084786

>>15084741

To this day, I maintain that Doom needs (or needed) a traditionally-animated frame-by-frame action film looking like Ghost in the Shell, with the Doom 3 setting so side stories could be told through PDA flashbacks in between survival segments. Something like the Dead Space movie, but with more emphasis on body language and reactions from the protaganist. Even better would be cutting from DoomGuy to Bravo Team and back. But not the shit job story elements they got from "The Lost Missions".

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 11:21:59 ae8c5c No.15084833

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>>15084743

>13

>legal to fuck

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 11:28:07 19e9d4 No.15084844

>>15084833

In Japan it is. Hey its gross but its what they do. That Anon just outed his country of origin.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 11:31:09 515b83 No.15084849

>>15084833

in some countries, you can legally fugg younger grills as long you're within a few years of their age.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 11:46:09 de3bdd No.15084874

>>15084749

Unrated only implies a cut of the film that was not rated by the MPAA and not specifically edited by the director.(director's cut). It has nothing to do with the extremity of the content. You can have an unrated cut of Toy Story with nothing particularly shocking added.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 12:04:05 6d4ea7 No.15084913

>>15084833

BREAKING NEWS ANON FIGURES OUT DIFFERENT COUNTRIES HAVE DIFFERENT LAWS

We've reached out for further comment but as of this writing, anon has yet to respond to further questions.

>>15084849

That's mainly Burgerland. In other countries the age of consent is THE age of consent. Not some confusing bullshit like different ages for different people. Though some Euro countries also have close age exemptions, but it isn't as severely varied as it is in America and different states within it.

Also I just checked and our age of consent is actually 14 fugg :-DDD. I hope I don't get v& by pedowood now.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 12:14:24 8ceb69 No.15084936

>>15084833

It was legal until the modern world came in and said no.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 12:51:44 5dd5f9 No.15085031

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>>15084741

Well the Prince of Persia and latest Tomb Raider movies are alright, those ain't bad as the press might have you believe but they ain't that great either. I also kinda like the first Hitman movie but that's just me.

The issue as I see it is that videogame plots in general are ass and are only salvaged by you interacting with them as such they don't translate well to the big screen because they're played completely straight. The only vidya movies to do great are those that embrace their stupidity and go for "so bad it's good", like the first Mortal Kombat and some of the RE movies.

Also, Hollywood doesn't want videogame movies to succeed, whether they happen to be mediocre with potential or bad.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 12:53:26 ac17e7 No.15085035

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>>15084849

>need two more years to fuck the doom movie in my country

A-At least Liru is technically legal.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 13:32:53 b045cf No.15085133

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>25 years old

>24 years old

>19 years old

Implying the trend only started recently. Doom and Resident Evil at least followed in the footsteps of Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat, and were fun. Silent Hill, at least the edited version, is arguably the best western adaptation, and it falls right in the middle of your "bad videogame movie trend" at 12 years old.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 13:38:47 3b4a29 No.15085159

>>15085133

By "best" it doesn't mean good. While it's the least shitty game adaptation, it's still riddled with plot holes, inconsistencies, shit characters and of course total non-faithfulness to the original games.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 13:55:24 b045cf No.15085207

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>>15085159

That's why I specified the edited version of Silent Hill that literally cuts out the chaff. And even then, I would rewatch Doom, Resident Evil, DoA, or Tekken, if not Silent Hill, because fun goes a long way for a movie. OP was operating with a failed premise. That American video game adaptations were ever greater then Resident Evil. Or that between Resident Evil, and Silent Hill, wasn't the best for Americans seen in the period they specified.

But when over the decades, we also got Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie, and Ace Attorney, the idea that all video game adaptations are bad also needs to die. Just because nu-Tomb Raider, Warcraft, and Assassin's Creed all suck donkey balls, doesn't mean they had to.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 14:29:15 1ae88c No.15085289

The fact is, despite being critically shit and with a thousand of flaws, Resident Evil held by his own, wasn't a box office failure as every other videogame movie, one could even say it was a success.

I personally don't even care to try to understand the plot if there is any when it reprises on TV and I guess the multiple writers did the same

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 15:02:16 b44d02 No.15085375

>>15085133

Silent Hill sucks ass, just because it recreates a few scenes doesn't make it good you absolute tard. It's about as faithful as your whore of a wife.

Anonymous 06/30/18 (Sat) 22:58:47 7d4209 No.15087737

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This has to be the dumbest thread on the board.