b94ce3 No.15079175
Disney cans all Star Wars Spin offs and Amy Hennig confirms all EA Star Wars games have been cancelled
Hopefully with the toys not selling at all disney realises they bought a IP younger generations don't give a fuck about and Star Wars dies in our lifetime.
4c9df7 No.15079186
>>15079175
wew thank G*d, my prayers have been answered.
32edb4 No.15079192
Although you provided no source, I'll still Bolieve you are telling the truth
39fa3f No.15079196
post source you bullshitter
b9867b No.15079199
aab10b No.15079202
Can I be cautiously optimistic here?
127a20 No.15079224
>Modern Starwars ded
>Battlecunt 2 OG has dedicated servers
Things turned out better than I expected
6e7bb7 No.15079228
>>15079175
Archive or GTFO.
20a57e No.15079244
>>15079199
https://archive.is/wGs2w
It's just her game that's been cancelled. No other game has been cancelled so far. The rumors going around for the movies is that they want Kennedy out and that they may cancel the spin-offs but it isn't official yet. Disney is pouring a lot of money into star wars, especially into their parks (a whole new area and hotel themed around Star Wars) so unless OP has a better source then their ass it's just unsubstantiated.
f625b1 No.15079247
>>15079228
Read the thread again
5627bf No.15079263
>>15079199
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
d2859d No.15079270
Imagine how incompetent you have to be to lose money on something that makes billions of dollars a year.
006f44 No.15079273
>>15079244
>Disney is pouring a lot of money into star wars
Doesn't help when they shit out movies that piss everyone remotely interested in Star Wars off.
4d747b No.15079275
>>15079175
>Disney cans all Star Wars Spin offs and Amy Hennig confirms all EA Star Wars games have been cancelled
That's not what the article said at all, dipshit. It said that the open world Star Wars game that EA Visceral was developing is canned.
What's with these cuckchan tier OPs lately?
006f44 No.15079285
>>15079275
After Soylo they've canceled both the Boba Fett and the Obi-Wan movie, and we all know Episode IX will be an even bigger disaster. Disney killed Star Wars in less than five years.
20a57e No.15079288
>>15079273
Don't take it as me defending the kikes at Disney, I just wanted to illustrate that they're going all-in into SW. They're going to push it into the ground if it means they'll make a profit off of it.
4d747b No.15079290
>>15079285
That has nothing to do with this thread or what I said. Why are you being a fucking retard bringing up unrelated shit?
6e7bb7 No.15079291
>>15079247
I said: Archive or GTFO.
The burden of proof is on OP, faggot.
4d747b No.15079294
>>15079291
>The burden of proof is on OP,
see >>15079244
But even then OP was full of shit.
006f44 No.15079295
>>15079290
But you're wondering what Star Wars movies were canceled. I gave you the answer. Not my fault you're too retarded to read.
5970dd No.15079300
>>15079175
>Disney cans all Star Wars Spin offs
Source me negro, the only link ITT is about one of the games being canned.
006f44 No.15079305
>all the Disney shills in this thread running damage control
http://archive.is/eieLP
We'll make sure the Holocaust is real this time.
5970dd No.15079308
>>15079305
just fuck my franchise up, kathleen
5b1bf2 No.15079315
>>15079247
How dare you. Akko has far more intellect than 2. She just isn't an overachiever.
5970dd No.15079322
>>15079315
Akko is fucking retarded who would follow a strange man into a van with the promise of candy.
739d5f No.15079323
>>15079175
Hey at least tt lasted longer than the Ghostbusters reboot.
5b1bf2 No.15079328
>>15079322
Fucking taco, you're the first over the wall when it's done being built.
96dc52 No.15079330
>>15079323
That's not a good thing.
3a5067 No.15079334
>>15079322
>implying she wouldn't follow him on purpose
I'll give her some candy alright, that dirty little slut.
62dea6 No.15079337
5f5ec2 No.15079339
>>15079305
Should have just posted the article that one sourced, anon. I don't know how trustworthy an anonymous source is, but it means the higher-ups will begin to really pay attention to how bad these movies are doing with the public.
https://archive.fo/btLpp
dcc815 No.15079341
> All EA Star Wars games cancelled
6e7bb7 No.15079342
>>15079313
>those man shoulders on Daisy
7dede2 No.15079343
>>15079318
which movie? force awaken?
5970dd No.15079345
>>15079338
>implying
Akko can achieve orgasm from getting cocks rammed down her throat.
75f01b No.15079346
>>15079305
>Collider reports that sources with knowledge of the situation have told it that all spin-off movies are currently on hold, and the people working on the Obi-Wan movie that was being actively developed are no longer involved.
>There was no suggestion that the recent appointment - prior to Solo - of Logan director James Mangold to the Boba Fett spin-off has been affected or voided.
Sounds both unsubstantiated and of mild consequence to me.
e5acb5 No.15079350
Rian Johnson actually won a fucking writing award for the Last Jedi. How irrelevant was the Saturn Awards if Rian Johnson could win against movies that were clearly better written than The Last Jedi.
910c69 No.15079361
>>15079338
>image
I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS
I build bird nests around the town and those fuckers always kill the chicks and take the nests for themselves.
Thankfully me and a few other guys have gotten permission to start culling the cunts, but they've done so much damage to the native bird population here.
006f44 No.15079364
>>15079341
>Jews get a perpetual money printing machine
>proceed to hand it over to a bitter, post menopausal cunt
>she actively goes out of her way to make a product that will be unenjoyable to males and long time fans
>hand over 10 year exclusive license to make games to EA
>both EA and Kennedy fuck things up so badly it results in the impossible, a Star Wars movie that didn't turn a profit
>after the movie that killed the franchise for the majority of people
>Jews still arrogantly believe they can salvage the trainwreck by appointing Jew Jew in charge
>because watching him fuck up Star Trek didn't clue them into the fact he's a hack
It's pure pottery. I hope Star Wars dies so the Jews can stop raping it.
>>15079346
Nigger, Disney is lying through their teeth about both how much money they've lost on Soylo and about the state of Star Wars as a whole to keep the shareholders from enacting a mini Holocaust.
Go to a Toys R Us store before they close down and you'll see everything but Star Wars toys has been bought. Disney fucked things up so badly Star Wars will never recover.
34a593 No.15079369
>>15079175
What a cuckchan tier OP let me fix it.
https://archive.is/wGs2w
https://archive.is/LDDEV
https://archive.is/7xwTu
First of all the only thing confirmed by Henning is her departure from EA. The claim that EA cancels all Star Wars games is only circumvential.
Speculation threda
Will EA stop making Star Wars games or will they wait until Disney is done sodomizing the corpse?
679fb5 No.15079371
>>15079364
>Go to a Toys R Us store before they close down
They're closing down?
4c9df7 No.15079375
>>15079371
yea, apparently kids don't play with toys anymore, go figure.
097b03 No.15079378
>>15079364
>>after the movie that killed the franchise for the majority of people
I am still wondering if Rian Johnson actually wanted to kill Star Wars, in order to save it from being dragged like a corpse by the kikes, and he is just playing 88D chess. Also wandering if Mark Hamil was in with Rian in this plan. All maybe he is just plain retarded.
006f44 No.15079383
>>15079350
As irrelevant as the Hugo Awards. Any organization that is taken over by leftists immediately becomes useless because meritocracy goes out the door along with any employee that actually knows what they are doing.
Look at this fucking book. Just look at it. The EU was by no means filled with literary masterpieces, but even the fucking worst parts of it never reached these lows.
>>15079369
EA is supposedly making some Jedi game, that is coming out next year, and they announced it at E3 but kept it so low key barely anyone noticed. For a game that is coming out so soon there have been no trailers, no screenshots, nothing. I bet this is just EA bullshitting around to keep Disney from suing them for breach of contract while they put minimal effort into a project they'll cancel down the line.
>>15079371
Yup. Actually, they've closed down as of today.
http://archive.is/WWFvP
>>15079378
My bet is that he's just a hack. His reaction to people calling him a hack was to sperg out on social media and shit on fans, so we're not likely dealing with some directing auteur that took one for the team.
75f01b No.15079387
Also she more recently twatted this.
http://archive.is/leBP8
097b03 No.15079394
>>15079383
>His reaction to people calling him a hack was to sperg out on social media and shit on fans
That's the thing, maybe this is all part of his masterplan of crashing Star Wars with no survivors. I know he is just a hack, but I like pretending that this is all a ruse.
62dea6 No.15079396
9c14e9 No.15079398
>>15079175
>Oh shit! We are losing money from the shit movies!
>Quick, get back all possible money from the games we were supposed to make
Feels good.
34a593 No.15079401
>>15079371
How is living under a rock, Anon?
https://archive.is/8IFHO
>>15079375
Nigger, please!
https://archive.is/UyCp5
I still see the tykes playing with same kind of bullshit I have been playing with whenever I was outside all over the place. Its not Kids becoming autistic that has killed Toys R' Us. This achievement belongs to Online Retail and nobody else. I have also visited A fucking Kindergarten last Sunday, because the divine Service took place there. Instead of little kids tapping around on Smartphones there were those weird Dachshund balloons everywhere.
910c69 No.15079403
>>15079365
Nevermind, I mistook it for a type of Sparrow.
I have tritanopia so I'm terrible at telling birds apart.
006f44 No.15079406
>>15079394
If it was a ruse then he's is a fucking legend, since he basically destroyed one of the most popular franchises in human history on his own.
>>15079403
>can't tell birds apart very well
>but goes around killing them
>wonders why native bird population has died down in his area
Anon…
8d75a6 No.15079407
And no one will ever learn WHY it failed. The common running theme is 'Star Wars fatigue', but that was never the case. The 90s and early 2000s were inundated with Star Wars novels, comics, merchandise and video games. Sometimes 3-4 video games a year and the demand was insatiable. Disney and all their cronies and shills will never admit they killed it because of diversity (read: niggers}, post-modernism and thinking they could double the number of toys they can sell to by trying to appeal to girls instead of just boys.
9f9332 No.15079414
>>15079175
Thank you fuck.
>it's only games by Amy Hennig
At least it's a step in the right direction lads.
1886d7 No.15079417
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15079361
Watching them die is oh so satisfying
c71566 No.15079418
When Disney and other companies believe they can make money off of pandering to SJW's and soyboys, and making the most consummer unfriendly, and predatory game.
1886d7 No.15079421
>>15079418
What if disney buys the rights to Jojo.
33e2a8 No.15079423
>>15079175
HAVEWESTARTEDTHEFIRE?
a2dd1b No.15079425
>hire Amy Hennig thinking she's another diversity hire yes-woman
>realise she actually has talent, and probably hates all of your dumb ideas
Bet you a million that's what happened.
e115c2 No.15079441
>>15079421
Not as long as Araki breathes. He was burned by shit companies doing adaptations of his works a few times and now fully oversees everything that gets made to make sure that it does not turn to shit.
54e730 No.15079445
>>15079425
>director of movie games
>talent
006f44 No.15079446
>>15079407
The niggers weren't even the biggest reason. Boyega at least can act to a certain extent (most likely because he's actually playing the nigger stereotype - lazy, cowardly and incompetent).
The issue is that Kennedy kept self-inserting herself into the trashy fanfic she was writing. It's no coincidence every lead since the Disney takeover has been a flat munter with brown hair and a British accent. Also, Rose. Holy shit was she a fucking bad idea, especially since they paried her with the nigger and had the bright idea to hope this would make the shekels pour in from East Asia.
I have to fucking wonder if Disney is being run by complete retards.
>>15079425
That Naughty Dog kike kicked her out because she wouldn't say that the vidya industry was misogynistic.
716094 No.15079453
>>15079441
But now he's turning his latest work into shit.
097b03 No.15079458
>>15079407
>Star Wars fatigue
Also bullshit, considering we've been having Marvel movies for over a decade, year after year, and there is no sign of a Marvel fatigue. This is just damage control done by shills and marketeers.
e61347 No.15079474
>>15079446
Rose was the cherry on top. Someone should have told Disney that the Chinks are known to not like niggers and some even consider them bad luck to go out with.
7856b8 No.15079476
>>15079285
Sadly as a huge star wars fan I could care less what happens in ep9. SJWs and Kathleen Kennedy did what George Lucas and Jar Jar couldn't do.
a2dd1b No.15079479
>>15079445
>what is Legacy of Kain
7dede2 No.15079481
>>15079396
>didnt stop watching after the force awakens
serves her right.
33e2a8 No.15079485
>>15079453
Jojolion isn't what I'd call shit it just unfocused. We need a main antagonist already.
006f44 No.15079492
>>15079474
>and some even consider them bad luck to go out with
Back in the 1970s a bunch of chinks formed a lynch mob and wanted to string up some nigger exchange students for calling in Chinese hookers. Saying that chinks don't like niggers is an understatement, they loathe them and are not shy about it.
>>15079476
>Sadly as a huge star wars fan I could care less what happens in ep9
Pretty much. Episode VIII made me lose any and all enthusiasm I had for the franchise, and nothing will make me gain it back until they retcon everything they've done so far, fire everyone involved in the shitshow and make a movie about Palpatine being the true hero.
a2dd1b No.15079494
>>15079446
It's also just bad writing. The world building of the sequel trilogy does not make sense. Who the fuck is Snoke? Why is anything that's happening happening?
097b03 No.15079499
>>15079476
>Sadly as a huge star wars fan I could care less what happens in ep9.
Don't worry, you can come to the /tv/ threads to watch the entire movie posted in 5 minutes webms, like with TLJ and laugh at how bad it is.
7856b8 No.15079502
>>15079499
While I appreciate the sympathy I just can't believe what they did to such a powerful beloved franchise.
1886d7 No.15079506
>>15079441
They all get tired eventually. One day he's going to burn out and is only gonna want a single check to keep him afloat, who knows though.
77d0ca No.15079513
>>15079425
>realise she actually has talent
that's a really good fucking joke
006f44 No.15079518
>>15079513
>what is Legacy of Kain
Go away you nigger.
7dede2 No.15079521
>>15079407
>because of diversity (read: niggers}
>implying it wasnt dead from the start :^)
77d0ca No.15079526
>>15079492
>Episode VIII made me lose any and all enthusiasm I had for the franchise
You still had hope after TFA? Are you stupid?
>>15079518
>she made a few decent games over 15 years ago
>this means she is talented!
there are more shit games on this list than good ones, friend
7856b8 No.15079529
>>15079521
I want that bitch Kathleen Kennedy booed off the fucking stage at Star Wars Celebration in Chicago next year.
54e730 No.15079537
>>15079526
she's a fucking fluke anons will worship because she worked on a mediocre series only to go onto an even more mediocre and massively overrated series.
006f44 No.15079539
>>15079529
Like she's the only one to blame. Never forget about the kikes that allowed this harpy to shit up Star Wars unmolested.
a2dd1b No.15079544
>>15079526
It's not like the Uncharted games are written poorly. They're mediocre non-games, but that isn't her fault.
77d0ca No.15079550
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15079544
>It's not like the Uncharted games are written poorly.
I'm sorry to hear about your disability
910c69 No.15079552
>>15079417
That's the type of bird I was confusing it for!
Those types of sparrows are a plague here, the culling has been going tough so far but we've noticed some progress. It may take years before the problem is solved, but I can sleep better knowing we're having an impact.
b6cbad No.15079557
>>15079441
>remembers the one adaptation he canned
>it was Phantom Blood but they completely removed Speedwagon
I don't fucking blame him.
a2dd1b No.15079558
>>15079550
>Uncharted 4
Look at that list of games again.
006f44 No.15079559
>>15079550
That wasn't written by Amy Hennig you stupid fuck.
7ac12c No.15079562
>>15079550
>posts a video of a game NOT written by Amy Hennig as proof of Amy Hennig's bad writing
Are you literally retarded?
6e7bb7 No.15079571
>>15079537
>she worked on a mediocre series only to go onto an even more mediocre and massively overrated series
>Legacy of Kain
>mediocre
I want summer to end.
>>15079550
She didn't write Uncharted 4, it was all (((Neil Druckmann))).
39fa3f No.15079577
>>15079485
>We need a main antagonist already.
no we don't, im a sucker for these whodunnit mysteries.
i just wish it would update more frequently. it will take another decade to finish part 8 at this rate.
54e730 No.15079585
>>15079571
it's mediocre and over hyped by anons who played it when they were five. don't try to tell me otherwise.
531233 No.15079586
>>15079499
We have the full Soylo one pinned on /sw/ too, if you want.
097b03 No.15079597
>>15079571
>>mediocre
About two years ago, I played the entire series, the voice acting, story and music were all top notch, the graphics, I am sure were good for their time, at least it has good art direction, but the gameplay was never all that good. I'd say Soul Reaver 2 had the best combat and puzzles, overall, but just like with Soul Reaver 1, unless you were forced into combat, you were better off running away. Blood Omen 2, had a nice combat system, but the health upgrade system was a bit retarded, in the sense that you had to drank the blood of all the enemies you faced, even if you were at maximum HP, just to upgrade the health bar. With Defiance, I feel the abilities felt too samey, and there wasn't all that much variety, even if you played as both Kain and Raziel.
So, if you are interested in, is the fighting and puzzles(Soul Reaver 1&2) then yes, it's a mediocre series.
097b03 No.15079603
>>15079585
I played all the games, for the first time(with the exception of Blood Omen 2, which I also played when I was about 10 years old), and you can read my short summary.
a2dd1b No.15079610
>>15079557
I think it looked fine, and he was being a bit autistic about it all. When you're slimming something down to movie length, certain elements have to get left behind. Speedwagon isn't that vital a character, unless you're setting up the rest of the series.
b6cbad No.15079619
>>15079494
>who is snoke?
<lol doesn't matter
>why is everyone fighting?
<lol we don't know
>the fuck is going on?
<nothing, really
>only things people can even remember about TLJ is alien titty milk and kylo with his pants up to his nipples
pottery
>>15079521
>Lando
Lando was a motherfucking class act. Not once did he come off as some nignog and he helped get the cloud city inhabitants out before the empire could tighten it's fist on it.
54e730 No.15079631
>>15079597
>>15079603
So all the things that would matter if it were a movie or television show were good, but everything that would make it a good game was meh? You just fucking admitted they were mediocre. Get me something with good gameplay first and foremost. Go fuck yourself.
7dede2 No.15079634
>>15079474
>Chinks are known to not like niggers
they should have used a qt chink, her sister looked better, but NOOO get the fat one to be the main character, and hook her up with a white guy or if they wanted those sweet progressive points, with a taco.
006f44 No.15079635
>>15079597
Blood Omen 1 was a pretty cool Zelda "clone". But yes, gameplay in the Kain games was always dodgy, but the writing was beyond stellar. You have to hand it to Amy and old Crystal Dynamic for not only writing a compelling, mature story, but also one that uses time traveling so well and without creating dozens of plot holes and inconsistencies, and all of this over the span of 10+ years and several games.
That kind of shit takes talent.
>>15079619
Lando works because he is a nigger that acts like a nigger, right down to wanting to muh dik the (((white))) princess.
7a9c47 No.15079637
>>15079175
>your trash is so bad not even /ck/ will touch it
It has been a chain of ponderous matters lately.
b04e78 No.15079638
>>15079401
>That second archive
Those are almost all baby toys (4 and under, at most). There are a few exceptions here and there for toys that represent an activity in and of themselves (for example, art supplies, sports stuff, a few hobby crafts), but if anything that list proves that the kind of toys that could possibly tie into Star Wars is a dead sector. Kids don't play with action figures and shit like that anymore, as soon as they are too old for toddler toys its on the phone they go.
006f44 No.15079649
>>15079638
>as soon as they are too old for toddler toys its on the phone they go
I had action figures and video games back when I was younger, and I can tell you that no game can beat the tactile joy you experience when actually playing with a real toy. The issue isn't that there are video games, since those have been around since the 1970s, but that the toys of today are complete and utter shit. Toy companies, like everything else, has been poisoned with Marxism, so you get Burqa Barbie, Fat Barbie and Nigger Barbie, and who the fuck wants to buy that?
5970dd No.15079650
>>15079383
BBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP: A Star Wars Story
a2dd1b No.15079651
>>15079649
Kids still like toys. Lego does well. There's the whole fidget spinner thing.
7ac12c No.15079661
>>15079631
The entire conversation (prompted by you no less) is about Amy Hennig and her possession or lack of talent you fucking weasel.
Are you jewish by any chance?
7a9c47 No.15079668
>>15079651
Speaking of kids, did you see that retarded park they set up in NYC. The supposed anti-helicopter parent park. You don't just throw children at tools if they don't know what the fuck to do with them.
b07994 No.15079674
>>15079403
>>15079406
>color blind anon slaughters native bird population in a bid to save it
>>15079651
The only people in real life I've seen using fidget spinners are fat autists.
a2dd1b No.15079679
>>15079631
She's a writer, m8. It's not her fault if the combat is bad.
006f44 No.15079682
>>15079674
>The only people in real life I've seen using fidget spinners are fat autists.
Goes to show toys sell if you market them to the right audience.
097b03 No.15079684
>>15079631
There is a reason why games are reviewed, not just for their gameplay, but also soundtrack, graphics, and maybe story. Take Doom for instance, do you think it would have been just as popular, if all the sprites(enemies, weapons, backgrounds, basically all the textures) were replaced with solid colored squares as if they were made in paint, and there was no music or sound effects, but the gameplay was exactly the same? Do you think anons would play this Doom game, as much as the original one, with it's graphics and music, even if the gameplay is the same?
77d0ca No.15079686
>>15079648
things fall apart
e96f7f No.15079697
>it's real
SHIT, THEY'RE GOING TO CLOSE DOWN RESPAWN AND WE'LL NEVER GET TITANFALL 3, IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
great news otherwise
4d3fb9 No.15079699
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>>15079338
Akko being a whore thread
e445b0 No.15079702
Whoever got Star Wars and was going to make Star Wars 7 with the original cast included was handed a mandate to create an epic sequel to the original trilogy and CONTINUE the story of the original characters, then maybe add in the new characters as the story went along and develop a continuation of the series from there.
Instead they vomited up the old story and said good enough. They launched a reboot when people wanted a SEQUEL they wanted to see the continuation of their favorite guys not watching them become background marginalized characters who are only there to fill the role of other characters form the first movies (Luke Skywalker is now a loser Yoda fill in) and watch as the universe and story go nowhere but get recycled when people waited 40 YEARS to get a sequel, new development, new story.
It was either a big middle finger to the fans or a complete and utter incompetent choice, either by the failures of group think (probably) or Hollywoods insistence that no new material be used in any movie again, reboots and remakes for all eternity. Material from now on will be recycled forever almost verbatim.
716094 No.15079703
>>15079699
>season
good taste
9ada5e No.15079712
>(1) and done
>No source or even archive
>all EA Star Wars games have been cancelled
<A lie
OP is a cuckchan clickbait faggot and this thread is shit
7856b8 No.15079714
>>15079702
Star Wars was already held hostage by Harrison Ford who single handily dictated the franchise. And now both Leia and Luke are gone. There is nothing left of the original franchise.
097b03 No.15079722
>>15079714
>Star Wars was already held hostage by Harrison Ford who single handily dictated the franchise.
What do you mean?
b1875c No.15079733
>No matter what you do in your life
>No matter how many stupid decisions you make
>How much of yourself you regret
>You may not have been perfect, you could have been closer to people you love
>You could have studied harder
>You could have been better to your woman
>So many things in your life that have come and gone that are now painful memories that could have been avoided
>You never fuck up as badly as Disney did with Star Wars
Feels pretty fucking good.
e96f7f No.15079735
>>15079714
>Harrison Ford
>dictating star wars
Nigger, all the poor man wanted was to make another Indiana Jones movie before he dies to redeem the franchise, and they blackmailed him into nuStar Wars, threatening to cancel the Indy movie.
34a593 No.15079736
>>15079650
I bet the author of that crap uses dumblr.
>>15079679
You niggers need to use Mobygames more often!
https://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,53703/
Her first game as anything above pixel pusher was Michael Jordan Wind City. Her last game was Unchartered. The start of her downfall was Battlefield Hardline which she has "written". Yes, "written", because I don't know if (((that))) was her idea.
https://archive.is/SvK8R
a2dd1b No.15079739
>>15079702
Passing the torch was a good idea. A Star Wars movie exclusively starring old people was never really going to work. But they didn't have to make those new characters as bad as they are. They didn't have to kill off Luke and Han after only a fraction of single movie's screen time each. One of them dying at some point in the trilogy, sure, but both of them, just like that? No, that's stupid.
5970dd No.15079745
>>15079531
Your gf is a slut anon
5970dd No.15079750
5970dd No.15079753
>>15079750
Oh wait, it's actually 38. That's even worse.
34a593 No.15079756
>>15079712
Time to report him for his deserved 3 day ban.
006f44 No.15079767
>>15079739
It all comes back to the Thrawn Trilogy. There was no reason they couldn't have used the plot, but instead of Luke, Leia and Han put the children of Han and Leia (with an additional character introduced during the movie) as protagonists.
But nope. Han and Leia are divorced, their child is a whiny cuck and Luke is a hermit hiding away on some shithole planet.
e445b0 No.15079772
>>15079714
Star Wars was its universe and its lore, Ford's difficulty notwithstanding, even if he wanted to leave the series, when they marginalized the original cast and stagnated the rebellion and story line and made the original epic trilogy kinda pointless (empire is still in control, death star explosion and end of emporer meant nothing, ect) and eating its own puke off the floor killed the franchise. Fine, kill off Solo to placate and disempower Ford, but why make a remake? Why cuck Skywalker? Why not expand the story instead of just playing it 'safe" with the other original cast?
Ford was a problem, but in the end Disney chose to teach the kids in the backseat of the car a lesson on asking "Are we there yet" by driving into a bridge column and killing everyone on board. it still doesnt' excuse the rest of the stupid decisions they made that doomed the EXPENSIVE franchise they burned.
Most of all, whatever their reasons and motives, destroying the original cast and marginalizing the original trilogy and its ending doomed the franchise. DOOMED. Saying to the fans "Han is dead, Carry is dead, get over it" is like saying "Sorry all you folks who showed up to watch The Band play tonight, they all died in a crash or where fired, so we expect you to pay full price to see things you didn't want to see, also come back and watch our other shows you don't want to watch or pay for".
They destroyed the franchise and the property. Why is irrelevant at this point, the fact is, it is.
e96f7f No.15079795
>>15079739
I mean, let's be real here, without the expanded universe, the Star Wars lore is some of the most boring shit ever written excluding the clone wars era, but the original trilogy was a set of nice action movies about the good guys beating the bad guy and a happy ever after, the prequels were excellent in a "so bad it's good" way, and they do have some charm to them. This new shit has none of that. It's not objectively good, but it's not bad enough to be entertaining. It's just extremely safe, middle of the road shit that does nothing new, because it's Star Wars, it'll sell.
e445b0 No.15079808
>>15079739
Yes, a continuation, a CONTINUATION. Not RECYCLING the old script and general framework. People forget how attached people were to the old characaters, even if they are old and Disney's Conventional Wisdom is everyone hates old people and only 20 somethings that look in their teens can sell the truth is people like old Ben Kenobi than these fresh faced nobodies. People wanted to see the old characters, with a new story, and that could have been the PERFECT setup for the new characters and story line. They took a perfect opportunity and squandered it.
Disney made the mistake that just because they were really good at what they did and their own style and their own audience that they could take something equally successful and "improve upon it" by changing it completely. In doing so they missed what made Star Wars successful and scuttled the whole property. They Disneyfied it and ruined it, they went for demographic appeal and young faces because "that's what sells according to our reserach and our experience IN OUR FIELD AND MARKET".
They didn't pass the torch, they just vomited up the old script and juxtaposed a few characters.
7856b8 No.15079820
>>15079772
I'm just going to embed this video from Grace she explains its best and makes great points and I appreciate her objectivity while keeping it real.
https://youtu.be/i9r8r_-vOVU
049678 No.15079822
>>15079476
>huge star wars fan
Are you trying to get bullied?
006f44 No.15079829
>>15079772
I think the Why is the most important part in all of this. Now, I have no idea what the fuck Disney were thinking, other than being deluded enough they could slap Star Wars on any piece of shit that came out of their Jewish asses and expect the goyim to line up to buy it.
What truly puzzles me is why they let Kennedy go unchecked for as long as she did. Her every decision was a mortal wound to the franchise. She shits up Episode VII by making it an almost shot-for-shot copy of Episode IV, but with a cast of literal whos that can't act and a script that falls apart under even the mildest of scrutiny. She kills off LucasArts and all the possible Star Wars games they could have made and hands over the rights solely to EA, who proceed to fuck shit up in a spectacular fashion twice in a row, and the dumb bitch does nothing. She kills off the Clone Wars and replaces them with Rebels, another dumpster fire with a stupid cunt in charge that had to be cancled because nobody was watching it (and this after Clone Wars ran for six season without issue). She kills off the whole of the EU, again, for no reason, and allows complete retards to release books so awful they make the worst of the EU look good in comparison.
And all of this on top of all the firings, reshoots, strongarming of actors, letting incompetents run amok with the most profitable movie franchise of all time.
Why was this woman allowed to remain in sole control, with no apparent oversight or involvement from her superiors, on a 4 billion dollar purchase when all her decisions escalated matters more and more?
5970dd No.15079835
>>15079766
Women shouldn't feel sexual pleasure from getting their throat fucked, let alone enough to achieve an orgasm.
>>15079822
He likes being bullied
e1bfb2 No.15079842
>>15079474
The Jews only care about profit as a secondary aim. Their main goal is propaganda. They're going to start trying to bombard China with movies featuring nigger man-Chinese girl couples in an effort to try to inflict the same brainwashing on Chinese women they've been using on White women for decades.
097b03 No.15079848
>>15079795
>the prequels were excellent in a "so bad it's good" way, and they do have some charm to them
They were one of the best works of art ever made in the past century.
097b03 No.15079854
And even, when he made some mistakes, like Jar Jar, at least it was one hundred times more creative and meaningful than anything Disney Star Wars has produced.
006f44 No.15079857
>>15079842
The party will just ban their movies and no further fucks will be given. The party is more interested in remaining in power than any shekels the Jews might throw their way.
9c14e9 No.15079861
>>15079822
>Shock troopers
Good game.
e96bbc No.15079866
>>15079848
This but unironically. It's as close as pop culture has come to art as of yet.
37f326 No.15079868
>>15079494
The especially sad part is that the team Lucas had in the original trilogy managed to make it seem like it was always meant to be one with only some relatively minor hiccups.
>>15079857
Not to mention that the Chinese are looking at what is going on in the west with derision, and getting a decent idea of how bad things are. People getting raped and murdered in the streets, you want that right?
a2dd1b No.15079869
>>15079808
You kind of need a youthful protagonist for these kinds of stories. That's how the hero's journey works. Think Lord of the Rings, but it's just Gandalf, Bilbo, and the rest of the fellowship. Cool, maybe, but something's missing. You need to view those figures through the eyes of the naive youth.
Of course, DisneyWars fucks even that up. There's nothing naive about Rey. She has no one to look up to, because she's already more capable than all of them. Rey is like starting an RPG fully leveled. You've kind of missed the whole concept of character growth that is central to making the narrative work.
811f10 No.15079871
>>15079854
>mfw we'll never get a Darth Jar Jar movie
IT HURTS TO KNOW I LIVE IN A WORLD DEVOID OF K I N O
e96f7f No.15079876
>>15079868
>implying the chinks are any better
Don't you have some children to run over or dogs to eat Suk Wong?
531233 No.15079878
>>15079854
Where does this webm come from? want to know more about these people.
e445b0 No.15079883
>>15079854
This. Even his worst stuff, even if you hated it, even if you thought it was stupid, was original and at least added something. And he had good points a long with some regrettable ones. Disney's two mainstream movies were just lazy and went absolutely nowhere. A remake was the "safest" choice in theory in the office and the worst possible choice, perhaps, int he real world with the real auidience and fans who make it money.
7dede2 No.15079886
>>15079635
>right down to wanting to muh dik the (((white))) princess.
can you blame him? everyone wanted to dik the princess, even her brother
e96bbc No.15079887
>>15079868
>the team Lucas had in the original trilogy managed to make it seem like it was always meant to be one with only some relatively minor hiccups.
That was actually George himself. He just restructured his original script that he had to cut down to make the first film.
097b03 No.15079903
>>15079878
Sadly, I do not know the channel, I think someone asked in a /tv/ thread once, and he responded. He only had one other video, and it wasn't as aggressive as this one, I also don;t think he had more than a few hundred views, I think it was more watched in the webm//hooktube form than in the youtube form.
b28d02 No.15079906
Star Wars died when they started adding niggers everywhere. I get Samuel L Jackson, and Lando and that shit, but there's just too many niggers and beaners and non-whites that I stopped bothering after Episode 1. I mean Episode had it's ups and downs but it was at least memorable, 2 and 3 I don't even fucking remember. the whole "diversity is our strength" faggot liberal shit that got forced into the universe killed it
531233 No.15079911
>>15079903
Okay, thank you for answering. I've been wondering since a couple months ago.
811f10 No.15079914
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pardon the annoying cunt, but interesting information re: star wars
006f44 No.15079924
>>15079914
How about some tl;dr?
77d0ca No.15079926
>>15079911
Unfortunately its not a podcast or anything. This was recorded during a regular conversation on some voip server
097b03 No.15079932
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>>15079911
This is the hooktube embeded, that was used, before the webm was made, though it might be a mirror of the video.
Might as well post the youtube one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zqkBpQF8deI
a0cc44 No.15079933
>>15079175
>ALL VIDEO GAMES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED
811f10 No.15079937
>>15079924
Head Jew of Disney wants Kathleen Kennedy out and they're worried that they've killed Star Wars already. The only reason she hasn't been fired is that they can't find a replacement and all her cronies would be subversive to anyone taking her job. They had a call with Pixar / Marvel without Kathleen and had to do full security to prevent people from eavesdropping. They offered JJ top spot but he turned it down.
006f44 No.15079955
>>15079933
All two of them.
Remember before that harpy cunt only allowed EA to shit out their trash? Remember how we would get 2 to 4 Star Wars games a year?
>>15079937
>The only reason she hasn't been fired is that they can't find a replacement
No one is retarded enough to captain a sinking ship and be the scapegoat when it finally sinks.
d7689f No.15079972
>>15079318
Is this female autism?
77d0ca No.15079975
>>15079972
Hard to tell. I don't see peanut butter anywhere.
006f44 No.15079996
>>15079975
They keep the peanut butter in the car for when wrangling is necessary.
b28d02 No.15080002
e1bfb2 No.15080010
>>15079955
>No one is retarded enough to captain a sinking ship and be the scapegoat when it finally sinks.
Pretty much this. I don't know how to make Star Wars salvageable at this point. They would be to some how make The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi non-canon. They can't even do a new-Star Trek-style time warp where everything gets set back in time because Harrison Ford is done with Star Wars for good and Carrie Fisher is dead. With how horribly they treated Mark Hamill I've no doubt that bridge is burned too. Episodes VII and VIII wrecked whatever potential the franchise had for the future. They can't just pretend they never happened and then go "lol jk Extended Universe counts again" because those two shitty movies break continuity with the EU. It's perma-fucked.
7856b8 No.15080018
>>15080010
Only solution I see is a brand new Trilogy based of the Old Republic.
097b03 No.15080022
>>15080018
Directed by Rian Johnson
006f44 No.15080026
>>15080022
I have to wonder how he'd "subvert" the Old Republic.
7856b8 No.15080043
>>15080022
If thats the case so be it. Say what you want about the prequels. George Lucas a story to tell and it was consistent. Unlike this trilogy we have now that ppl are just making up along the way.
77d0ca No.15080047
>>15080010
Announce that they're taking a step back to re-evaluate what to do with Star Wars. Wait a year or two, and then issue an apology. Tell the fans that the last movies were motivated by corporate greed and were subpar productions that cynically took advantage of the fanbase. Declare them non-canon and announce production of new sequel movies loosely based on the Thrawn trilogy.
Completely scrap the Legends/nuCanon dichotom; form a council of old guard wookiepedia editors, turbofans and successful writers and curate the Legends content into a new, coherent canon that doesn't suck ass.
Take the IP away from EA and give it to game studios who would do something good with it. Make a new Jedi Knight game, a proper Battlefront sequel, and Imperial Commando. Keep TOR up just for the Imperial Agent storyline, but cease further production on it and make a new MMO that's actually good and not a crappy F2P WoW clone.
tl;dr: a bunch of shit that Disney would never, ever do a million years because they're all greedy kikes
37f326 No.15080049
>>15080010
Can't do that either, because they broke the logic of the space battles with their FTL jump wrecking ships. I bet the writers and directors felt real clever when they did that. Ignoring that the galaxy has pretty common space travel so if that were the case, that would have either been used for war previously, or just by accident because of a drunk at the helm of a star ship.
006f44 No.15080054
>>15080047
How about they just trash TOR, hire whoever was responsible for the Agent story as lead writer and make KOTOR 3?
Also
>Imperial Commando
Like the Disney kikes would ever let the goyim experience the joys of playing as sturmtruppen cracking the skulls of space communists.
71d7be No.15080061
>>15079371
>>15079375
No, Toys Я us was ruined by a leveraged buyout. That's what happens when you take a loan to buy out a company using its cash flow as collateral. This has some advantages, but if it's not done very carefully, will sink the company into unpayable debt.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leveraged_buyout
Also, they had increased competition with online stores (Amazon) and hypermarkets (Walmart). The Star Wars shit didn't help, true, but it was peanuts next to the other problems.
a8b097 No.15080063
>>15079175
It was a mistake to entrust Star Wars to a single publisher in the first place. The decision to give a decade long exclusive license to anyone is a move that screams "I'm 80 years old and I think video games are still Pong machines"
828cfb No.15080066
>>15079387
>EA Vancouver's Star Wars game
77d0ca No.15080085
>>15080054
>Like the Disney kikes would ever let the goyim experience the joys of playing as sturmtruppen cracking the skulls of space communists.
I wake up crying every night, reaching for a BlasTech E-11 that's not there
abe5e0 No.15080117
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>>15079175
The latest film was so bad that it made another feature length movie.
700733 No.15080118
>>15079458
>Also bullshit, considering we've been having Marvel movies for over a decade, year after year, and there is no sign of a Marvel fatigue
Marvel doesn't have Iron Man drink green milk from the Hulk's tits.
d7689f No.15080122
>>15080118
Don't give them ideas
235d6f No.15080125
>>15079521
>nigger touches a kike
>who is so offended he can only look on in shock, not registering what’s being said
Yep.
54e730 No.15080126
>>15079679
doesn't make the game any less mediocre
e71fd7 No.15080128
>>15080026
KotOR 2 re-imagined as being written by an idiot hack would be an enjoyable trainwreck to behold.
71d7be No.15080133
>>15080047
>Tell the fans that the last movies were motivated by corporate greed
That would not be true. If it was just greed, they would try their hardest to produce crowd-pleasers. They would ask: "Who is our audience? What do those people like?" Instead, they crammed ideology and virtue-signaling into the production, and bashed the audience for not enjoying the result.
It's like they had bought a brand of chocolate cookies, and changed the recipe to oatmeal and raisins. And when buyers complain it doesn't taste as good, they'd go: "This is healthier, if you don't like this you must be a health-phobic hater! Wymyn like oatmeal cookies better! The cookie is female!"
9e54ba No.15080141
I'm only aware of some flying force ghost Leia and the grotesque titty alien that Luke milks for sustenence. Was that only the tip of the iceberg in Episode VIII
77d0ca No.15080148
>>15080133
Yes, that's true. I did forget the marxist angle. But Disney admitting that the nu-canon was motivated by subversive intentions is even more unlikely than them admitting they just wanted money from nostalgia retards.
097b03 No.15080155
>>15080141
There were other stuff
>Snoke got killed like a bitch by Kylo, and we still don't know what was the deal with him, and now Kylo is the only bad guy
>Rey was just a plain girl, who was sold by her drunken parents when she was just a baby, no connection to the Skywalker family, nothing
>the entire duel between Kylo and Luke, ends with Kylo discovering that Luke was hologram, all along after cutting him with his lightsaber, and Luke still died, because the hologram was cut.
>Luke calls lightsabers, "laser swords"
B R A V O R I A N
19f631 No.15080161
>>15079481
Most people outside imageboards insist that Force Awakens was good. TLJ seems to be the eye opener for them.
93ed4b No.15080163
>>15080155
All these plotpoints will be lost, like tears, in rian.
bb7833 No.15080166
do kikes even realize if they poor all the money in a bad movie it will only get a little bit of money back?
d7dd4a No.15080168
>>15080133
>they'd go: "This is healthier
They would not, because the concept of healthy food is deeply fatphobic.
a8e2f5 No.15080173
>>15080155
>Rey was just a plain girl, who was sold by her drunken parents when she was just a baby, no connection to the Skywalker family, nothing
Why is she able to pick up on force abilities so easily then? I know the writing is beyond retarded in the new films but do they give any explanation?
>>the entire duel between Kylo and Luke, ends with…
What the complete fuck.
abe5e0 No.15080179
>>15080173
The best part of the whole movie was Snoke narrating to himself with an orgasmic face.
77d0ca No.15080182
>>15080173
>Why is she able to pick up on force abilities so easily then? I know the writing is beyond retarded in the new films but do they give any explanation?
MaReYsUe
097b03 No.15080188
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>>15080173
>What the complete fuck.
Skip to the ten minute mark.
bcdc1a No.15080194
>>15080173
When someone strong in the dark side comes along, someone magically strong in the light shows up. She's literally leeching off Kylo's hard work.
531233 No.15080204
>>15080173
Also the hologram kills luke by draining his mana, rendering the use of the hologram self-defeating.
f12c36 No.15080211
>>15079550
I'll never understand how this game is supposed to be fun when you're made to lose against this bitch over and over, might as well just put the controller down and let her initiate the cutscene starting unavoidable attack, but not before having a few other scripted unavoidable attacks.
Not to even mention the fight where she takes Nathan and his brother on alone and somehow manages to beat them while they're wheezing and she's not even winded. Bumfuck retarded.
5220dc No.15080212
>>15079175
Don't play with my feeling anon!
>>15079199 (dubs of truth)
HOLY SHIT!
2fb7d0 No.15080221
>>15079175
Didn't Respawn just annouce a new one?
a92814 No.15080225
>>15079364
star wars was kiked from the get go
it's about a bunch of space hippies taking down the ebil white male government
ironically by doing so they fucked themselves over, because the main reason for the Empire's mass militarization (including the construction of both Death Stars) was in preparation for an invasion by the Yuuzhan Vong, and as a result over 300 trillion people died
097b03 No.15080227
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>>15080188
Here's one that is the duel, and isn't cut at random points.
I posted the first video, because it had the scene where the AT-AT were shooting at Luke, and instead of it being his badass moment, where he had such a mastery of the Force that lasers couldn't kill him, he was merely larping, because it was just a hologram.
922d5a No.15080232
>>15079686
>first pic
absolutely disgusting
abe5e0 No.15080233
>>15080211
You'll love this Anon.
018e1c No.15080235
>>15080225
Dark Vader has fucking yiddish scrawling on his suit.
5970dd No.15080258
000000 No.15080267
>Boomer Wars
How can anyone not from the 60s give a shit about this shit franchise?
e9e29b No.15080272
>>15080233
BAW GAWD! THEY BROKE HER IN HALF!
696b0a No.15080273
>>15079342
shoulder-pads anon,they're bringing them back
a8e2f5 No.15080274
>>15080204
Damn. He should have grinded for some health drain gear to negate the debuff.
>>15080227
This looks like absolute dog shit. What the fuck is with Kylo's fighting style? He acts like he's never held a fucking lightsaber before.
>amazing, every word of what you just said, was wrong
10/10 writing
77d0ca No.15080282
>>15080274
>10/10 writing
"I'm sorry" "I'm sure you are!" sounds like something a college-age tumblrite would scream at their parents
73a1f1 No.15080293
>>15079876
>Don't you have some children to run over or dogs to eat
You have it backwards anon. It's the Koreans who eat dogs and run over children. The Chinese eat children and run over dogs.
ceeb1c No.15080294
>>15080047
>a bunch of shit that Disney would never, ever do in a million years
All I heard was reboot reboot reboot, and that's exactly what they would do and redditors and soyboys alike would the shit outta that.
910c69 No.15080302
>>15080233
C:UsersAnon> cd patriarchy
C:UsersAnonpatriarchy> ThotRemoval.exe
Thot Removal version N-1488 Copyright (c) 2014-2018 Infinity developers
built with H8code2.0 (H8CV2)
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Thot removed
04daf8 No.15080318
>>15079686
>its like trying to picture Jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them
>mfw Jesus Our Lord And Savior would cure them from the homosexuality
b088ea No.15080323
65ea85 No.15080326
>anon has no fucking idea what he is talking about
>expects a crash despite healthy profits
Every fucking time…
https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/Star-Wars#tab=summary
223c5c No.15080330
Looked her up, apparently the only thing notable she has done is the Legacy of Kain series which I've yet to play. Her other works are average at best, it seems she gets praised for being "le based grandma" by both sides. Never gave a fuck about Star Wars eithers.
1886d7 No.15080334
>>15079835
It's about stimulating another person and the excitement that comes from it
b386d2 No.15080349
>>15080173
Supposedly the force will auto balance itself at all times so she had super powers early on to balance out Kylo Rens super advanced powers (like stopping laser bolts mid air)
WHY was she the one chosen by the force? No idea, it hought it was because theyre relatives but nope
f68e0a No.15080350
>>15079285
>Disney killed Star Wars in less than five years.
Good, now maybe they will restore the expanded universe and officially make their own contributions to the universe non-canon. I don't even like Star Wars, and was more of a Commie Trek kid, but goddamned is it annoying to see empty corporate suits come in and take a wrecking ball to decades of community involvement in growing the lore of a franchise they love for the sake of new development that nobody wants. If Disney were actually smart, they'd have worked with the foundation they were provided and set their own movies in the Old Republic or something which most people have never seen outside of video games.
Jesus, even that shitty Christmas special everybody made fun of wasn't as bad as Kennedy's films. That's a special kind of fuckup right there. As for Amy Hennig, hopefully she lands on her feet. For an industry that loves to cry and moan about how there's a lack of successful women in their field, they sure seem to go out of their way to fuck over one of the few who actually makes alright video games.
You know, Microsoft is opening up a bunch of new studios. If they're looking for a PR coup on Sony, they could do a lot worse than hiring on Amy - rather than letting her languish in VR development - and giving her a project, then claiming that they secured the creator of one Playstation's best selling and most critically acclaimed franchises to make games for them. Turn Druckmann's powergrab against them, since Uncharted is inextricably connected to Hennig's as her creation.
a8b097 No.15080359
>>15080204
Which makes their choice to not have Luke there in person all the more stupid. If he's just projecting and not actually there, why have him die? It seems like subversion for subversions sake
abe5e0 No.15080392
>>15080326
The money from the movie is nice that's only short term gains the big money from Star Wars is merchandise. Toylines and other branches of the franchise being cut and burned means that the merchandise isn't selling.
f6a426 No.15080396
>>15079318
I seriously wasn't sure if she was faking it or something but then by the end she was like, really losing it.
This is really sad. She probably has a mental illness. Either that or is an adult child (which is basically a mental illness).
5970dd No.15080398
>>15080334
Which is why I called her a slut, you have to be a slut to get that much excitement from sucking dick
f6a426 No.15080405
>>15080334
Women detected, or a male very in touch with his feminine side.
>>15080334
>>15080398
She can be HIS slut…that's the best kind of girl. The quiet, shy bookworm who's a total freak in the sheets. All my exes were that type. Yummmm.
82c41e No.15080423
>>15080318
Anon, do you have the source for this?
Looks like a funny read.
bd8c04 No.15080429
how did EA manage to mismanage the star wars license this badly?
how did Disney manage to mismanage the star wars license this badly?
how is it even possible to mismanage the star wars license?
eaf899 No.15080452
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>>15079270
>Imagine how incompetent you have to be to lose money on something that makes billions of dollars a year.
Star Wars should be bigger than both marvel and dc combine. Disney done more damage to Star Wars in 3 years than Zack synder did to the dceu. Heck DC making a R rated film universe as companion pierce to a Zack synder free lighthearted DCEU. DC films are recovering. Star Wars are on full on damage control.
ffeddd No.15080460
>>15079313
>All these low quality rats
>including a fat
eaf899 No.15080481
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>>15080429
>how did EA manage to mismanage the star wars license this badly?
>how did Disney manage to mismanage the star wars license this badly?
Remember all those shit Star Wars games and SJW pandering when George Lucas was in charge of Star Wars? I didn’t ether. Everything Disney Star Wars related was recommended by red letter media. RLMfags have to admit that one day. Hell RLM have to admit they are going full channel awesome with SJW pandering. Jurassic world fallen kingdom review had mike Bitching about buzzwords unironically like Mansplanning and toxic masculinity.
2e791d No.15080494
>>15080349
This is an idiotic conclusion, though. If this was the case, why was Palpatine not a literal god during the prequels? It was the height of Jedi power, so the only true Sith should have been given shit like time stop or Meteor or something.
9c14e9 No.15080498
>>15080481
Do you mean that Disney was following the reddit letter media?
If it's provable to some extent, that would be so sweet I'll have diabetes.
9c14e9 No.15080500
>>15080498
*following the reddit recommendation
04daf8 No.15080504
>>15080141
dont forget the colored hair strong womyn that allah snakbared a WHOLE empire flight with a small spacecarriership.
>>15080155
>Rey was just a plain girl, who was sold by her drunken parents
that was the only GOOD part of her damn story.
everything else doesnt make fucking sense
>lived her entire life in a shithole as a scavenger
>somehow knows how to fly spaceships
>somehow knows how to repair spaceships
>somehow knows how to activate shit inside spaceships
>she is starved to death, but manage not to get raped by ayyliums and beat two of them
>strong independent womyn that doesnt need training in the force
also, the whole telepathic penpal with evil guy was a nice touch, but it went nowhere in the end would be nice if it was good girl turning bad guy to good story, but that would require GOOD characters with solid backstories
6e6ab6 No.15080516
>>15079550
>old experienced guy that has murdered like a gajillion people over three games gets beaten by some young person
This would be bullshit even if she was a white guy
e5acb5 No.15080536
>>15079550
Now where is the webm where if it were real life she would be clotheslined by the 2 guys with relative ease. I know someone must of saved it.
04daf8 No.15080540
e9c3e4 No.15080541
how smug is george lucas right now?
097b03 No.15080544
>>15080504
>that was the only GOOD part of her damn story.
It's bad, because as you said, nothing about her upbringing makes sense, it doesn't even make her less of a Mary Sue, because now she is just a plain girl, from a boring old planet, and is a master spaceship pilot and a master force user. Even her accent, doesn't make sense, one of the autisitc details Lucas had for SW, is that the people from the center of the Galaxy had a posh/british accent(they were from a more civilized/advanced society), whereas those from the outer rim(backwards planets like Rey's) would have a plain/American accent. Luke was of high blood(Padme's son), but he was raised of Tatooine, and thus didn't have the accent, but Leia, had a more posh accent, though not as British as the other imperials.
04daf8 No.15080559
>>15080481
>Jurassic world fallen kingdom review had mike Bitching about buzzwords unironically like Mansplanning and toxic masculinity.
Im kind of hyped about the new dino movie, going to see it with my ara soon.
5b442b No.15080561
>>15079972
>Male autism: Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Washington and Daisuke Amaya
>Female autism: 3rd wave feminism.
fe5613 No.15080565
>>15080494
>>15080349
Also doesn't this sort of invalidate one of if not THE central conflict of all the films before Disney being that Anakin was "supposed to bring balance to the force not destory it!!1!"
Why would you need to alter something that exists in a perpetual balance already?
8ef7a6 No.15080588
Thank fucking god.
Fucking hate Star Wars, let this bullshit meme franchise die already. Only the original trilogy was worth a damn and it's been a non-stop avalanche of putrid fucking garbage after that.
The series has been bad for way longer than it's ever been good at this point. Time to fucking die.
82c41e No.15080591
>>15080540
Thank you SO much!
I'll have a look.
fef1b6 No.15080593
>>15079175
>Hopefully with the toys not selling at all disney realises they bought a IP younger generations don't give a fuck about and Star Wars dies in our lifetime.
you're fucking stupid. it's not that the younger generation doesn't care, it's that Disney ruined everything there was to ruin about star wars and changed it into a forgettable "explosions" movie in space. good riddance.
7a9c47 No.15080666
>>15080131
>two pics equates to avatarfaggan
Get back to the dishes.
fef1b6 No.15080679
>>15080540
is it normal to basically set up camp and just pitch a tent the entire time while reading this?
04daf8 No.15080698
7a9c47 No.15080713
When does the cunt go down though?
6e4c38 No.15080799
d0d232 No.15080811
>>15079364
>Jew Jew
Make a new video, ER.
3f348f No.15080820
>>15080713
>Walks out of the cinema crying that Star Wars is ruined
Top Kek, she seems mentally unstable, but the only person who saw the ship sinking.
>"Honey you knew that was going to happen didn't you?"
d88053 No.15080862
>>15080155
>and Luke still died, because the hologram was cut.
No
Please
82834f No.15080882
>>15080713
Am I the only one who sees something distinctly antisocial/dysfunctional in the continual uncomprehending, unsympathetic laughter from everyone else present? It irks me, overblown reaction or no. I instinctively feel that there is something off here.
ffeddd No.15080892
>>15080820
So the demographic they are desperately trying to cater to, The fat autistic soygirl, also hates this shit? How can you possibly fuck up this bad?
dff34c No.15080918
>>15079275
A lot of cuckchanners came over after their site recently went down a ton a few months ago. Plus OP is a faggot and didn't provide an Archive to backup his claims.
6e4c38 No.15080922
>>15080918
>really nice and funny
fuck we need to stop that IMMEDIATELY
55fabf No.15080925
>>15080862
>>15080155
They legit just need to disregard that film. Just say "we messed up with this, lets have a do over". Mark Hamill could probably make a better starwars film, at least he understand what a Jedi is.
d88053 No.15080928
>>15080925
>we messed up with this, lets have a do over
They can't, Carrie's dead now.
77d0ca No.15080979
>>15080968
to this day I do not understand phasma or her purpose as a character
she contributes absolutely nothing to either movie
dff34c No.15080993
>>15080979
Shes there to be a female antagonist to be the counterpart to kylo's male antagonist. Plus I guarantee you that Kylo and Phasma are going to swap sides and become good guys in one of the movies so you get even more stronk womyn as characters.
d88053 No.15081011
>>15080979
She's fynn's jobber. A saturday morning cartoon villain, like Kylo.
Can't win, can't die either..
1b3e8b No.15081027
>>15080925
>>15080928
Drop all of nucanon, recast Luke, Leia, and Han with younger actors (they've already done Han, and they have to do something with Leia), and adapt the Thrawn trilogy.
It would print money. Disney won't do it because they want old Star Wars dead.
006f44 No.15081066
>>15081011
>A saturday morning cartoon villain
I thought those were supposed to be at least marginally threatening. Kylo repeatedly losses to an untrained dumbfuck of a girl and her pet chimp, and Phasma gets hoodwinked by a nigger. The ginger goblin falls for a Yo Mama joke and Snoke dies like a bitch.
The villains just go to show how utterly fucked Disney Wars really is. Lucas not only hired British actors for the Imperial officers, but made it a point to show Vader as overwhelmingly dangerous, and then one-ups this by having him kneel in front of the Emperor.
d427a6 No.15081074
>>15080227
I'M SURE YOU ARE
god damn, everytime this faggot says this shit i die. it undermines the villain and the threat completely if he's this much of a faggot, can't they see that?
cfd2bf No.15081082
>>15079175
>Star Wars game by Visceral (EA though)
>written by Amy Hennig
>game looked cool despite being a 3rd person shooter
I don't know what pisses me off harder, that we got a potentially good game canned or that the only good and respectable woman in the western vidya industry keeps getting unjustly shitcanned everywhere she goes while bitches remain.
55fabf No.15081097
>>15080928
Leia dies off screen
de337f No.15081100
>>15080274
>he looks as if he's never held a lightsaber before
i'm not trying to excuse the absolute fucking trash that the nustar wars movies are, but that's actually one thing that made me have a brief moment of hope for the force awakens: kylo ren's lightsaber wasn't some edgy crossguard tacticool mallninja saber, it was a poorly made piece of shit that he had to put exhausts on otherwise it would explode. his mask did nothing, didn't look scary and wasn't important because it was simply a piece of cosplay gear for his hero darth vader. he fights like he's an amateur because he is, and he's simply trying his best to emulate vader at every turn. all of this of course is debunked almost immediately (an amateur can't fucking stop time or skype through space and time) but still, when i saw those things in trailers i was like "wait a sec that makes sense"
sage because videogames
60a998 No.15081113
>>15080918
>faster posting
>8chan
Did 4chan take a dive in the number of people posting? Also
>Actively admitting to posting on both just to make both 4chan and 8chan worse
This faggot is why 4chan went to shit in the first place.
006f44 No.15081114
>>15081100
But why is he emulating Vader? Why does he believe that Vader had any sort of cause beyond wiping out the Jedi? If anything, Palpatine was the ideological pillar of the Empire, so if he was trying to "finish what you started" he should have been talking about Palpatine.
2c1656 No.15081122
>>15081010
I got one, lel.
dff34c No.15081135
>>15081113
This was their catalog like 2 weeks before e3 their numbers at least for /v/ seem to have taken a dive.
614181 No.15081152
>>15081113
I think he meant the time it takes to actually submit and make a post is faster.
60a998 No.15081159
>>15081135
What could have caused that dive? 4chans been normalfag central for several years now, they shouldn't have a problem with the number of posters. Also, that fucking catalogue looks like it came out of Reddit, and yet there are people here who would willingly go back to halfchan, why? Why would anyone want to associate with this garbage?
db18ee No.15081161
34a593 No.15081165
>>15080918
The Vols should act faster on such threads instead of letting them fester.
5a4411 No.15081170
>>15081135
>Despite how Mark runs /v/ it still outclasses cuckchan's
79fba7 No.15081177
>>15080224
I want this, I really do.
truly make JarJar the key to all of this, because he's a funnier character than we ever had in the past decade.
60a998 No.15081181
>>15081170
You're surprised that our board, whose userbase isn't made up of normalfags and redditors, is better than cuckchans?
34a593 No.15081190
>>15081170
No shit. Its because he actually gives a shit about it in contrary to halfchan's clown troupe that lost 20 IQ points when AoC has thrown in the towel.
>>>/irc/
b719b6 No.15081191
>>15079634
ya id def love to cum inside her sister what a fucking waste
b8a3b2 No.15081196
>>15081098
>Disney itself dies in our lifetime
Never going to happen, it'd just get bailed out by the jewish banks.
8c1c8a No.15081197
>>15081135
>those fucking shit OPs
It's always good to remember one of the biggest reasons why everyone left.
c445a2 No.15081198
>>15081170
>This is the best iteration of /v/ we currently have available
I don't know whether to be happy or cry my fucking eyes out
8c1c8a No.15081207
>>15081197
Before anyone pounces, that is to say luggage lad's cuck censorship of GG and hamstringing /pol/ are numbers one and two respectively, but this is easily number three
34a593 No.15081208
(((15081199)))
You have brain problems
>>15081198
Glad but indifferent, because this was the logical outcome given what's in the janiteam logs.
60a998 No.15081210
218a35 No.15081211
>>15081181
>our board, whose userbase isn't made up of normalfags and redditors
There's not much of a difference between here and there anymore and everyone knows it.
5220dc No.15081212
>>15081135
They put less effort into their threads than our /tv/! Wew! Just fucking wew!
006f44 No.15081218
>>15081211
Try making a post about the corrupting influence Cultural Marxism has had on gaming on cuckchan /v/ and see what happens.
218a35 No.15081224
>>15081218
Try making one here on this board and you'll get the same result.
60a998 No.15081226
>>15081218
Or better yet, he should just leave and never come back, we don't need halfchanners here.
006f44 No.15081233
>>15081224
>what is the Ubisoft thread
>what is this thread
>what is the Shaq Fu thread
Sure thing cock gobbler.
>>15081226
>he should just leave and never come back
That too.
77d0ca No.15081234
>>15081224
I have seen political discussions purged from threads by overzealous mods every so often, but most of the time we can discuss it openly here with no problems
25717f No.15081259
>>15079835
All women are basically hardwired to enjoy that sort of sex, because fundamentally male dominance is what women find attractive in a man, and throat fucking is a very aggressive form of sex. Men get confused about this because the male dynamic of sexual attraction is based on physical beauty. 99% of women get off on being treated like shit. Incidentally, the only reason 'handsome' men have an easier time with women is because the better looking a guy is the more confident they will be, and to women this (unconsciously) implies a greater capacity to exercise male dominance. They don't care about 'looks' at all, per se.
889ca7 No.15081293
>>15081259
Kill all whores.
25717f No.15081325
>>15080541
>how smug is george lucas right now?
Very. but also suicidal.
dff34c No.15081333
>>15081259
Can confirm that women love to be choked out during sex.
25717f No.15081342
>>15081293
What a brilliant contribution. kys.
25717f No.15081390
>>15081333
Reluctant trips check.
>>15081358
I retract my request to kys
180449 No.15081427
>>15081325
>suicidal
for what reason? Disney has even made his prequels retroactively un-shit to normalfags
60a998 No.15081458
>>15081427
Wouldn't you be depressed if everything that you spent your entire life working on was now in the hands of a mega kike corporation?
dff34c No.15081484
>>15081458
He knowingly made a fuckton of money off that deal with Disney.
e445b0 No.15081489
>>15081484
Exactly. I'm sure he's very upset about all of this. Upset with $3 billion, but upset nonetheless.
006f44 No.15081496
>>15081484
And Disney still hasn't made back the 4 billion they paid for Star Wars.
25717f No.15081504
>>15081427
What >>15081458 said, But also guilt for selling it in the first place. That he felt this way even a while back is confirmed by the "I sold my children to white slavers" comment. Incidentally it should be noted that 'white slavers' means slavers who enslave whites, not 'slavers who are white'.
699106 No.15081575
918b0b No.15081609
ahsoka is a cute loli knight
25717f No.15081614
>>15081575
RLM cucked hard, dumbass.
de6335 No.15081633
>>15079458
Marvel fatigue is definitely something. it's not as pronounced as Star Wars, but in my circle of friends at least, some of whom love that shit, even they are sick of comic movies and want something new to watch.
>>15080565
> Why would you need to alter something that exists in a perpetual balance already?
Uh oh, looks like a single post on a randomised carpet weaving forum had more thought put in to it than anyone at Disney bothered to do.
I mean, the first thing you do as a writer, is ask yourself: Is this internally consistent? Does anything I've introduced in the story render anything else meaningless or obsolete?
These hacks didn't even bother with that. And when you realise the writing team is all female, it's hard not to have some questions…
ae65d1 No.15081669
>>15079848
>Shitty CGI makes a work of art
Damn. Transformers is the most underrated series of all time.
>>15079866
Yeah. Writing a story based on cliff notes really paid off.
f1105f No.15081872
>>15081427
The prequels weregoodand better than the original trilogy. Normalfags were just too stupid to understand them.
db18ee No.15082029
>>15081669
>Redditor outs himself once again
0f0233 No.15082136
>>15080504
>>somehow knows how to fly spaceships
Apparently the Ep7 novelization revealed that she found some flight simulator computer stuff while junk scavenging and trained with them in her downtime but for some stupid reason they didn't bother mentioning this in the movie. Why do movie makers leave plot holes out that could possibly be solved with an 20-30 second conversation?
This ship is similar to the ones I flew on a flight simulator
Flight simulator?
Found a few different versions while junk scavenging, they really helped to pass the time
910a3f No.15082563
>>15079244
>they want Kennedy out
the feminist cunt that's responsible for all the shitty diversity and character killing ?
75f01b No.15083883
>>15080133
Greed is not automatically competent. While Kennedy herself is politcally motivated beyond a shadow of a doubt, the reason they're doing the cisbusters is because it's a PR strategy that shields everyone responsible for taking the blame. Remember, we're talking about big shots with big money, if SJWs offer them the chance to think of themselves as right and everyone who's criticizing them as not only wrong, but evil, they're going to fucking take it.
be5edc No.15083908
>>15080049
>>15080049
>FTL jump wrecking ships
That shit made having huge battleships and fleets worthless. Just built small drones with FTL drives and you can remote wreck any battle group.
f37bee No.15083933
>>15082136
>Why do movie makers leave plot holes out that could possibly be solved with an 20-30 second conversation?
Or just replace the scavenging the star destroyer scene with a playing the simulator scene.
079b7b No.15083994
>>15081333
Trips confirm that all women are masochistic whores.
f9ea7b No.15084909
>>15080273
>shoulder-pads anon,they're bringing them back
981e2f No.15084964
>>15084909
oh wow thats so cool
b2f70a No.15088212
>>15080194
When you put it like that, it sounds like Socialism…
1886d7 No.15088491
>>15081159
Simple; They themselves are garbage.
37f326 No.15088506
>>15081100
That kind of character works better for a rival who grows as the story goes on, or a protagonist who grows out of being an edgy fuck up. A villain, especially in a movie which generally has a short time frame to depict things, should not be that kind of character. Especially when your protagonists need a ton of development to not be unsympathetic niggers.
de6335 No.15088530
>>15083908
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous that a franchise based on space ships fighting in space is now completely undermined by a single womyn empowerment moment with no actual thought in to what it means for the universe or world-building. But hey, they got their STRONK WOMYN amirite?
It's as bad as JJ's nu-Trek where he managed to cure death and render starship travel in a series about travelling in starships completely fucking obsolete. He rendered starships obsolete with Khan's handheld "Earth to Kronos" teleporter. And then he cured fucking death.
They're all fucking hacks who don't have the faintest idea what they're doing, and they can't write for shit.
f21bcd No.15088630
>>15079417
>come to /v/ to talk about vidya
>come away knowing more about predatory birds and airgunning
thanks anon
d0d232 No.15088634
>>15079417
I was just watching that a couple days ago.
c43766 No.15088740
>>15079686
>third pic
The smell of soy permeates through the Internet and out of my monitor.
c43766 No.15088819
>>15080481
>>15080429
The root of the problem concerning SW games is back when Lucas Arts was making them, they were targeting the 120+ IQ demographic, because that's who had PCs. So you got stuff like X-Wing, Tie Fighter, and Jedi Outcast. Once gaming stopped becoming a nerd thing and became a normalfag thing, they now have target low IQ demographics such as browns and soys.
b7b55b No.15088859
>>15079686
>the world is now only 90% white instead of 95%
what an astounding lack of awareness. the world is only about 4% white, defining white as wholly european, non-semitic. just how deep in your own shit do you have to be to think that whites even account for half of the world's population is astounding. god i hope this soycuck chokes to death.
2beaa8 No.15088916
>>15079848
RLM out-fucking-classed.
bd3c63 No.15088928
>>15079417
>removing practical flying invasive niggers from native populace
why can't we do this with the muslims?
21616d No.15088975
>OP makes incorrect and unsubstantiated claim
>Everyone rejoices like Star Wars is saved
>Everyone rejoices as though Star Wars isn't dead and gone
>Everyone rejoices as though Star Wars didn't die when George Lucas OK'd the glorified Fanfiction.net plotlines known as the (((expanded universe)))
Just think, people in this VERY THREAD will unironically act like Star Wars hasn't been autistic and dumb for 30+ years. Please, I implore you, explain to me how that bloated and contradictory mess wasn't the dumbest and most autistic shit ever. Say what you will about Di$ney, but at least 10 films and 2 TV shows is significantly more streamlined and easy to follow than a canon where The Star Wars Roleplaying Game from 1987 had equal weight in canon to a fucking film.
12c601 No.15089023
>>15079175
That would be rather inconvenient because I enjoy watching these shitty movies flop and shitposting about them. Also OP is a major league faggot who can't make a proper thread.
f21bcd No.15089063
>>15079492
>Back in the 1970s a bunch of chinks formed a lynch mob and wanted to string up some nigger exchange students for calling in Chinese hookers. Saying that chinks don't like niggers is an understatement, they loathe them and are not shy about it.
All physical things man, bird or country, are but paper masks. Unrecognizable in any sort long lasting comic way meaningless and without reason. But in each event - in the living act, the undeniable deed - there, some unknown but still reasoning thing lets a glimpse of it's features from behind the unreasoning mask. If man can strike, strike through the mask! How can a prisoner reach the outside except by thrusting through the wall? Sometimes I think there maybe nothing beyond the wall. But it is enough.
To me, the white whale is that wall, shoved near to me. He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an unknowable malice sinewing through it. That unknowable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale a instrument, or be the white whale the principal, I will wreak that hate upon him. Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
de337f No.15089115
>>15081114
>but why is he emulating Vader?
we'll never know because instead of a genuinely intriguing and subtle arc they instead chose to make his character a retarded, petulant child.
645566 No.15089131
>>15079383
He absolutely is just a hack, an SJW hack.
The spectacular failures of SJW Starwars and SJW Marvel are restoring my faith in the west.
Libtards are getting absolutely btfo and I can't wait until the first 500,000 migrants are deported from Italy and the EU collapses back into sovereign states.
de9585 No.15089257
>>15079476
George did nothing wrong and Jar Jar was a hilarious nigger, you deserve this Disney trash.
de9585 No.15089265
2579b3 No.15089271
>giving it to Electronic "voted worst company in America more than once" Arts exclusively in the first place
It's like they were out to make everyone hate Star Wars from the start.
74891b No.15089575
>>15081196
It will happen. All the "muh it won't happen" falls are happening.
Nothing is too big to fail.
30971c No.15090293
>>15089271
They keep telling us that ridding the series of its old fanbase is their goal. They literally say "star wars isn't for you anymore" in interviews and stuff. Their mistake was thinking that there was some other fanbase to appeal to, at all, because like 80% of the world was already into star wars.
30971c No.15090304
>>15080481
>I am incapable of detecting spoken sarcasm
a1fbfe No.15090351
This whole thing has been like letting a manure company take over your favorite ice cream shack….few people love a shit Sunday and thats what EA is good at making.
74891b No.15092050
>>15090293
The biggest mistake is to let them live.
134bcf No.15092489
>>15080315
US really needs to nuke the entirety of Asian continent.
3af630 No.15093844
>TLJ was received poorly by fans
>Solo bombed
>Future spin off movies on hold
>Star wars games getting canned
This is truly a nice time boys.