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1f02ba No.15066058

ZERO A PRESSES

only takes 3 days of waiting for a platform to rise

Only in Wii Console, which technically is a officially released platform and not a third party emulator

980bb6 No.15066072

>>15066058

That's not a third party emulator but it's still and emulator, right?


bddf95 No.15066087

I don't understand half the shit going on here, why the teleport from the penguin level to the bowser level? Why then at the bowser level go through the level, reach bowser, suicide and then go back for the 8 red coins?


193b61 No.15066090

This makes the 70 Star ABC possible on Wii VC now, this isn't possible on N64 hardware/emulator because of the differences in how they handle rounding. So the 70 Star ABC on N64 still has this A press.

I still hope that pancake man can get us to 0x 120 ABC someday.


000000 No.15066100

>>15066087

Magic is out of the question. It must be science regarding parallel universes or some shit.


980bb6 No.15066102

>>15066100

Any sufficiently advanced technology etc.


bddf95 No.15066110


c66896 No.15066111

File: 50fbd42a70c00ed⋯.jpg (509.51 KB, 743x1024, 743:1024, Double mermaid.jpg)

>>15066058

>>15066090

Pannenkoek keeps track of ABC for both N64 and VC, the only reason he favored N64 is because it until now had one less A press due to a glitch not working in VC. Now the balance appears to be in VCs favor.


a32c03 No.15066118

>>15066087

Yeah without commentary, this looks like the ramblings of an absolute lunatic. Heard people didn't like his commentary though.


193b61 No.15066126

File: 6f9eedb96984287⋯.png (116.94 KB, 838x338, 419:169, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15066118

Part of the reason he stopped doing commentary was because he was having a rough time at home while he was working on Rolling Rocks, so he decided to put all his focus in on it to help deal with the stress from home.


c66896 No.15066141

File: c7397dc537f8354⋯.gif (3.81 MB, 720x404, 180:101, crusading kid.gif)

>>15066087

Just read the fucking description he will explain step by step what he's doing.


000000 No.15066146

>>15066118

Some people don't. And Pannen is one of those people. He apparently hates being a meme.

But if that were the case, he should've just kept to himself and collected pencils. I mean, how can autism this massive Not turn into a meme?


1f02ba No.15066151

>>15066126

anger powered autists will take us to the stars


a32c03 No.15066156

>>15066151

The rocket will function with no A presses.


e018a7 No.15066159

>>15066151

Except they're all playing video games instead of doing science.


c66896 No.15066163

>>15066159

>the only one's I hear of on /v/ are all playing video games

ftfy


50aeee No.15066168

the absolute madman finally did it

full 70 star run when?


133a51 No.15066174

>>15066110

The Wii virtual console rounds floating point numbers to 0, whereas the original console rounds it to the nearest Float number. This means that on VC, the platform very very slowly rises towards point 0, which is at the top of the stage.

>>15066087

It's to set the HOLP, I think. The held object last position. I don't recall the specifics, he has a video on it, but it allows him to, using bob-ombs, pick up clone items and throw them. Clones don't update the HOLP, so they'll instead spawn in whatever the HOLP was, and that would be the spot he exited Cool, Cool Mountain, notice how he held the penguin there. I'm not sure what he did specifically with it, though.

>>15066168

I get the feeling like he'll hold off until he can find a way to do it on original console. This method, of course, won't work.


000000 No.15066175

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>>15066168

in 3 days at the very least


c02480 No.15066241

>>15066174

>It's to set the HOLP, I think. The held object last position. I don't recall the specifics, he has a video on it, but it allows him to, using bob-ombs, pick up clone items and throw them. Clones don't update the HOLP, so they'll instead spawn in whatever the HOLP was, and that would be the spot he exited Cool, Cool Mountain, notice how he held the penguin there. I'm not sure what he did specifically with it, though.

Could it have something to do with how the red coin star teleported to him immediately after being spawned?


e5c25a No.15066391

>>15066241

almost certainly.


3cf014 No.15066450

File: 572d34f9ba07e87⋯.jpg (127.07 KB, 680x453, 680:453, Condescending fisherman's ….jpg)

>>15066159

All the greatest discoveries are accidental. The first true zero A press run will open a stable wormhole to the scuttlebug dimension, and thereby carve a future for humanity.


9e6d1f No.15066457

File: daf570cbbb3754f⋯.jpg (29.68 KB, 220x208, 55:52, 1438113475007.jpg)

>youtube


7f7581 No.15066466

63 HOURS LATER


dba5ac No.15066534

>>15066087

>>15066118

>>15066126

He made a video to run away from his troubles so when that became hard he ran away from that too.


97a929 No.15066787

File: 9b6816ad02dd351⋯.png (9.6 KB, 200x186, 100:93, disapproving_statue.png)

>>15066457

>not giving jewtube bucks to fellow autists who actually produce quality content


d4518c No.15066794

>>15066787

Supporting the autists is still supporting jewtube. If people really cared, they'd give to his patreon or other equivalent.


3067a5 No.15066802

We are one step closer to a full run, fucking hype man.


376427 No.15067146

>>15066241

>>15066174

Wrong in a few regards, my understanding isn't probably the best but it's a bit more complex than that.

Mario does not hold objects so much as he holds object slots - if he grabs a box that was marked as object slot 36, then the game despawns that box but makes a note of the slot mario holds, and in normal behaviors will respawn a box next to Mario's position when he throws or drops it. There's more complex interactions regarding how object slots shuffle around, watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xE2otZ-9os to figure it out

The HOLP updates whenever Mario holds an object and stops updating whenever he releases an item. He enters CCM, grabs the penguin, and releases it at a specific XYZ co-ordinate that carries over to any other map in the game. The HOLP only updates to a new co-ordinate when Mario picks up another item, or the console is turned off, and the HOLP that was set in CCM will be used later in BitFS.

He then proceeds to the top of the stage using the platform raising trick, but in order to get the platforms (plural - since there's one at the bottom, which is used to gain height, and one near the top, which he needs to stand on later) to return to normal, he has to re-enter the stage, which he does by dying in the bowser room.

He then moves next to the Bob-omb, activates it to move towards him, and on the frames it explodes, grabs it. This causes Mario to be holding an object slot that does not exist, because the Bob-omb that was occupying that slot exploded. The next time an object loads into that specific object slot, Mario will be holding a "cloned" version of that object, that will activate at the HOLP when Mario releases it.

Because the game thinks Mario is holding an empty object slot, the game loads the next spawned item into it. This is a flame that comes from the flame spawner right behind him, and Mario immediately releases it - this causes a flame to move to the top of the pole at 3:06, which burns Mario at the top of the pole and allows him to jump off without an A press.

>But how does he release the flame clone somewhere else? Wouldn't Mario holding the flame clone update the HOLP to the top of the map, where he was standing when he cloned it?

One oddity about HOLPs is that they only update when Mario is rendered, and when Mario takes damage, he flickers for a second. The frames where he's visible and invisible run on a global timer, meaning by pausing and unpausing repeatedly after taking damage, you can have the gameplay effectively only RUN on frames where Mario is invisible. As he lures the first bob-omb that he clones over to the lava, he takes damage from the shocker, then spams pause so that he has enough time to grab the bobomb (which disappears), for it to be replaced by a fire clone, and for him to release it at the HOLP. He then grabs another bobomb and clones it so he can carry it down to the red coin cage star, to get the red coin in the corner (the second one collected). He then proceeds through the course normally as you see, using the fire clone on the pole to avoid pressing A.

>Why doesn't he just use the first trick to get past the pole again?

At 3:50 he needs to stand on the top platforms to clone the star. He grabs an exploding bob-omb again, then moves towards the 8th red coin. You can see his held object become a flame briefly, then the game unloads the flame - at which point he collects the 8th coin and spawns the star. The star spawns into the object slot that Mario is "holding", and so he spawns a clone of the Star at Mario's position.

Autism.


376427 No.15067161

>>15066802

70 star on Wii VC is now doable with 0 A presses. 120 star is a bitch largely because of TTC. While I don't want to say never, it'll take a hell of a lot more discoveries to get there.


3067a5 No.15067181

>>15067161

He will figure it out, in time. If this video is any indication, the run time might end up being like 4 weeks long. It will be glorious.


723cf6 No.15067587

>>15066457

Copy link > modify as Hook instead of You > Presto, you've removed the monetization shit

Alternatively just make a plugin that transforms youtube embeds into hooktube


376427 No.15067984

>>15067181

I think the 120 star run is done on N64 JP1.0, because it has access to spawning displacement, which saves several more A presses than this does.


1592f2 No.15068016

>>15067181

>He will figure it out, in time.

Is this before he ritualistically murders his family and stuff them in the fridge?


b8ba30 No.15068025

>>15068016

How to kill your entire family with 0 trigger presses.


a429f2 No.15068051

>>15068016

And he'll never be caught, because he keeps his fridge in a parallel universe


04a3be No.15068066

>>15066794

>>15066787

He actually stopped making videos for his main channel partially because it would mean he would stop worrying about making money off them.

>>15066174

>I get the feeling like he'll hold off until he can find a way to do it on original console. This method, of course, won't work.

It's more likely they're waiting for good TAS tools for Dolphin, in the description he said it was Mupen simulating the glitch rather than the actual VC.


e85d99 No.15068098

>>15066058

I wonder what Nintendo thinks of this kind of thing


1ecab8 No.15068108

How long until you can beat Super Mario 64 without jumping, ever


376427 No.15068116

>>15068108

Read the fucking thread fag

>70 star

Now if you do it on Wii VC

>120 star

Not yet


a246cc No.15068138

File: a5d28b4f6bb944a⋯.png (439.11 KB, 683x479, 683:479, 63 hours later.png)


a5f974 No.15068147

>>15066126

What a faggot, holy shit.

Meanwhile, "Henry" gets a bit salty sometimes, but he's able to actually roll with being a meme. How the tables turn.


bdf7cb No.15068164

>>15068147

Are you seriously equivocating being the butt of an internet joke to having serious relationship issues with your own family?


723cf6 No.15068194

>>15068164

He's right you know. It's one thing having the whole world tell you you're a cock sucking faggot and just shrugging it off, it's another not being able to cope with two people so much that you develop the necessity to make challenge runs of videogames. Like, if he's got a mental illness or something he should cure it medically instead of coping with it with bing bing wahoo. He's just being a fucking pansy and jerking the people to shed a tear for him when a real man would seek real help from a professional or cure the problem himself.


bdf7cb No.15068229

>>15068194

There's having a bunch of people who don't know who you really are, and you don't know who they are, calling you a faggot through a computer screen, then there's getting into a disagreement, with two of the people you're closest to, that's so bad that you stop being on speaking terms with them. And you're assuming he's the source of the problem, when it very well could have been his parents.


b8ba30 No.15068237

>>15068147

How do you even get on non-speaking terms with your own family.

I've argued with my family, and even fist fought with my brother a lot of times, but we always make up. You may not always see eye-to-eye with your family, but try.


e84679 No.15068430

>>15068138

>not idling in video games for 63 hours so you don't have to press a button


078d58 No.15068432

I wonder what he's gonna do with his life once he figures out 100% stars without a single A press.


25cde1 No.15068543

File: 5afce2a06a34d72⋯.png (1.31 MB, 837x1198, 837:1198, 5afce2a06a34d721c01bc4571b….png)

>>15068194

>if he's got a mental illness or something he should cure it medically


fc49bf No.15068655

File: 8f92a3b254f98eb⋯.jpg (41.66 KB, 417x356, 417:356, miyamotocommentingonapress….jpg)

This whole thing is terrible for validating retardation via a terrible meme. There will never be a half A press no matter how convoluted the explanation. There is either an A press or there is not. Period.


133a51 No.15068664

>>15068655

If that image was true, which it sadly isn't, then Pannen would be a fucking saint. The delusional gook needs to be put down already.


723cf6 No.15068669

>>15068543

>implying biotechnology is the same as psychiatry

KYS fam


028d54 No.15068696

>>15068655

Do you not understand what a half A Press is? It's pressing down on the A, but not releasing it. Mario has a whole slew of different actions when A is pressed in, but not released


e731f3 No.15068703

>>15068655

>TJ (((Henry))) Yoshi still doesn't understand what half an A press is

Update your home to the death barrier.


fc49bf No.15068705

>>15068696

Pressing down on the A button is pressing it, and yes I've heard this retarded explanation from you faggots over and over again. It doesn't matter if holding the button without releasing it has different actions, calling that half an A press is still retarded. The fucking word HOLD exists.


fc49bf No.15068706

>>15068703

>meme meme meme haha meme

neck yourself


dba5ac No.15068719

>>15068655

>>15068703

>>15068705

Its not about "pressing" a button, its about how the term is a stand-in for "never releasing the A button" and the gameplay that comes from that. Don't get hung up on the technicalities, its a term that has a specific and true meaning.


b8ba30 No.15068721

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>>15068655

Wrong, nerd.


133a51 No.15068724

File: 40efece2b20410d⋯.png (187.16 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 40efece2b20410d9fd50b89521….png)


fc49bf No.15068725

>>15068719

The word HOLD hasn't stopped existing despite your repeated attempts to validate terrible terminology.


fc49bf No.15068727


e731f3 No.15068739

>>15068725

And the word HOLD still isn't a good term for representing how many A presses were used in a run. 0.5 is the perfect term.


fc49bf No.15068749

>>15068739

>we can't say that 5 A presses and 3 holds were used! That's too confusing! So let's lie about a nonexistent button register by calling it half an A press!

Still retarded.


95d4b5 No.15068880

>>15066450

>a never ending jamboree

Some things are better left untouched.


5f7db5 No.15068895

>>15068749

Stop being hung up on semantics. 0.5 is a term only used for individual segments of a complete limited A press run of the entire game.


a05fe1 No.15068931

Look at all the funny half A presses conversations in this thread xDD


089cd9 No.15068942

>>15068749

>>15068727

>"Henry" is still this mad

The reason they call it a half A press is because in some situations that press is rounded up (one extra press in order to hold it down in an individual level) or rounded down since it's simply held down from the last one (a full game run). In order to describe this they need a term, since a level might require two presses to do individually but only add one to the overall challenge route, thus to keep track of this, they call it a "half" press. This is not hard to understand for anyone who isn't retarded or a yoshi.


e85d99 No.15068965

>>15068432

do it in SM64 DS :^)


0a35de No.15068983

File: 2ff2bd0f6c9c570⋯.jpg (164.19 KB, 652x958, 326:479, 2ff2bd0f6c9c5706e9a100e718….jpg)

>you're sharing the board with people who are unironically too stupid to understand half-A press notation


b8ba30 No.15068997

File: d7bde1356b915f2⋯.jpg (24.15 KB, 515x499, 515:499, fightgame mexican.jpg)

>>15068983

>tfw you're not even autistic but you still understand autism more than the autistics itt


723cf6 No.15069044

>>15068983

I think people are just baiting. But I still blame it on pannen since it's technically not a half-A-press, it's more of a press-without-releasing-A motion. Like, on an electrical level he's right as the A functions like a switch and by keeping A held down you're technically not ever switching it off again, but he chose a poor way of demonstrating it.


9e88d8 No.15069050

LET THE ASSPATTING AUTISM BEGIN


178dcf No.15069055

>>15068098

They're just happy he stopped sending them his toe-nail clippings.


3fbce8 No.15069070

The irony is that only by embracing being a meme, one can eventually transcend memedom and become something greater. Trump began as a meme, and the next thing you know, he's the President of the United States of America.


9e88d8 No.15069077

>>15068147

>>15066126

I just hated his faggot voice but goddamn what a mentally ill pussy


b8ba30 No.15069093

>>15069044

"Techincally" you're wrong. What constitutes an A-press is a multitude of things. It's not just press-hold-release. It's so much more than that. An A-press technically constitutes even the other buttons you've pressed on the controller. This changes depending on if you're playing on the original software or if you're some cocksucker like this guy who buys emulatable games because nintendo needs more money to make more rabbid crossovers.


d2ea5d No.15069116

>>15069044

>But I still blame it on pannen since it's technically not a half-A-press, it's more of a press-without-releasing-A motion

No it's technically 2/3 of an A press because Mario 64 distinguishes between 3 states of the A button but that's retarded so he just calls it half an A press.


178dcf No.15069164

File: fba0931cfb85f02⋯.jpg (97.51 KB, 422x768, 211:384, burger fug.jpg)

>>15069116

>2/3 of an A press


e85d99 No.15069166

>>15069116

> but that's retarded so he just calls it half an A press.

no, it's called half, because the last third(releasing A) has no useful function, so they omit it.


7f5fb2 No.15069197

>>15066058

as far as I know the wii VC n64 games are based on roms and emulators, not ports.


0a35de No.15069218

File: a0ee2da0cc5e4d1⋯.mp4 (7.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Introducing 0.25x A Presse….mp4)


d2ea5d No.15069274

>>15069164

There is only 3 states to care about a button press when coding for inputs press (1/3), hold (2/3), and release (3/3) people who don't think that half an A press is right or makes sense makes no distinction between holding the button and not holding the button.


04a3be No.15069487

>>15068655

It's not about pressing a button or not, it's about the context of the run and how presses are counted on a single star or full run basis. It's not actually half a press, it's a press that counts in some contexts and not in others. He literally explains this in the video, or have you not actually watched it. Even people in this thread who think they understand it are fucking wrong, you're all fucking stupid. Do I have to make a video giving you all A press homework for you to fucking understand?


7f5a98 No.15069524

File: 89e320b7058b219⋯.mp4 (3.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Half a pushup.mp4)

>>15068931

Get anal vored, TJ (((Henry))) Yoshi


e85d99 No.15069550

>>15069524

>Get anal vored, TJ (((Henry))) Yoshi

"No! I need my A Press!"


321caa No.15069559

>>15069044

>baiting

>Not the overwhelming newfaggotry which presides on this board.

Its seems there are less then 10 people who actually came here during 2014.

Everyone else are cuckchan faggots, or kids.


fc49bf No.15069957

>>15068895

>stop caring about the facts

There is still no such thing as half an A press. The fact of the matter is you are a fanboy of this run, so you accepted the rationale for a retarded terminology and shit on the guy who called it out for what it was.

>>15068942

>you are the MEME haha MEME you can't be someone other than the MEME…. MEME

You are a colossal faggot.


fc49bf No.15069993

>>15069524

I love when this video of the meme is posted, because it ironically shows how retarded you faggots are. A pushup is a range of motion and thus can have a half state. A digital button has two states only, and neither of them is a half state. If the button in question were analog then it would be comparable to a pushup.

I know, how autistic of me to point out this fact. It's too bad I'm not normal like you faggots who only take your mouths off his dick long enough to brainlessly regurgitate his inane defense for half an A press.

>>15069487

>it's about the made up reasoning for a run, if they want to call it diarrhea rainbows then they can and it's perfectly okay and should be defended all the time

Still no such thing as half an A press and no way you can force me to play pretend along with you.


fc49bf No.15070005

Here's some new terminology we can throw in: non-A presses. Every tic you don't press the A button isn't 0 A presses, it's +1 non-A press.


04a3be No.15070020

>>15069993

Okay, how would you describe a press that counts during a level but not in a full game run?


fc49bf No.15070032

>>15070020

Are you implying that A was pressed outside of the game running?


04a3be No.15070045

>>15070032

No, I'm implying it was pressed earlier in the run. If you counted up every A press needed for every level, you would get way more than is needed for the entire game, due to the few useful techniques that can be used while holding the A button. It's not like a normal segmented run, where times can be easily added up. Half A press is a weird nomenclature, but it should work for describing this problem. Unfortunately people are retarded.


fc49bf No.15070059

>>15070045

I would say that if you are going to segment each run of a level individually it is fucking dishonest to say that you pressed A one less time or "half" less because you did it outside of that fucking segment. Either you count A presses exactly within that segment from a default state at that segments start, or you count them for the entire game.


04a3be No.15070079

>>15070059

A half a press is considered an A press in regards to single segments runs if you actually paid attention to what I said. In regards to a whole run, only the time the A button was pressed counts. I could hold down A through three whole levels. In the whole game run it's a single A press, while in the single segment levels it's counted as 1 A press per level. For the ABC videos, they sort of count for both, because it is usually a video of a single level, but it could also be in the context of a full game run, especially when setup outside the level is involved. It's useful to know these sorts of things, so that's why they came up with the term.


62e636 No.15070125

>>15070059

man u're not getting it

You can't press half press a button, that's true.

But a level might only need the pressed part of the whole button press, so you say the level only NEEDS half a press.

If you're doing just that level, you're gonna need to press the button at least once, if you play more than one level, you might use a previous press to clear it, so it will use "half of a previous press" and you'll not need a another press to clear the stage.


3b7e38 No.15070133

File: 71b7ba74c545e58⋯.webm (8 MB, 468x360, 13:10, motherfucker_how_is_this_….webm)

>>15069957

The autistic and abstract thinkers are the dreamweavers of this universe.

You simply don't appreciate that by simply coining a phrase to describe a nonsensical yet functional way of referring to phenomena, you have linguistically forced your brain to view the world in a different perspective, thus adding the potential to change to world in unforeseen ways.

Sure, you could use the phrase "holding the a button down," but it comes off as clunky and unaesthetic.

You are messing with something pure and unknowable anon. Try to understand it as what will save humanity in the future.


61d244 No.15070159

>>15069077

>I just hated his faggot voice but goddamn what a mentally ill pussy

Pannenkoek is literally autistic, and that kind of extreme emotional sensitivity is very typical for autists. It is also not unusual for very unexpectedly mundane things to set them off like that. There's a certain autist I follow online who I won't name who has a passionate obsession for plastic chairs. He walks around his entire neighborhood on garbage day trying to save plastic chairs that are thrown away, and has emotional breakdowns lasting days if he finds out he let one go to the landfill. These people are capable of doing amazing things with their obsessions, but they're also held hostage and tortured by them in ways people like you or me could never envy if we truly understood what it was to experience.


133a51 No.15070172

>>15070059

Basically what >>15070125 said.

They can't just count a half A press as a full press, because that's not providing an accurate picture. A half A press is an improvement over a full press, since it's going to be leeching off of some earlier press, in other words, it's one press less.

Sure, you could type out "it's still one press but it's an improvement, please read the description" or some shit, or you could give it a nice, easy to understand notation.

Same for counting it as 0, since it got counted earlier. You always have to say "it's 0, but we held it earlier, please read the description". You're trying to get rid of a notation because "it's unnecessary", but you're the one making it more complicated.


a11478 No.15070182

>>15066787

>not having ublock on your browser

Get fucked normalfag.


fc49bf No.15070622

>>15070079

>a half a press

Should still regardless just be called a hold.

>>15070125

>u jus don git it

I completely get it. I just happen to disagree and have backed up my disagreement better than the absolute shit explanation that was given for half A presses being an acceptable term instead of one that got made fun of.

That's what pisses me off about this more than anything. Some random faggot points out the obvious and you all back the bullshit up and turn him into a meme.

(USER IS ACCUMULATING SPEED TO GO BACK)

fc49bf No.15070628

>>15070172

>since it's going to be leeching off of some earlier press, in other words it's one press less

So count one press less.

>it's 0, but we held it earlier

OH FUCKING WOW! So hard to do. Obviously coming up with bullshit half press was so much better. Look at how absolutely no controversy existed because of the half press term :^).


04a3be No.15070695

>>15070622

So if I I cut an apple in half, but put the slices back together, it's a whole apple?


4139e9 No.15070812

>>15066058

WE

CAN'T

STOP

WINNING

HENRY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FOREVER


c66896 No.15070836

File: aad9b28324df882⋯.jpg (90.74 KB, 886x688, 443:344, Alter laughing.jpg)


61da9a No.15070883

>>15068194

>valuing the faceless masses over the people actually in your life, the people who raised you and are meant to be bedrocks even when things get rough

Damn, son

>if he's got a mental illness or something he should cure it medically

You are so stupid it hurts


cc14e1 No.15070925

>>15070622

See you in eight days, fag.

nice dubs though


7001c3 No.15070978

>>15070628

>So count one press less

That also doesn't work, because in an isolated stage run, it has to count as a full press, and in a full run, it might also count if there's no way to have a previous press to leech off of (such as if it's the first or only A press in the run). So to be clear, you'd have to say "It's an A press if you enter the level without holding A or if the stage is done in isolation, but not an A press if there's an earlier A press you could have held". Or you can just use a convenient term to describe it where everybody knows what you're talking about already if they're not retarded, like "half A press".

It's not literally half an A press, but it's the most convenient way to express the concept.


1dd85c No.15071400

If this faggot spent half the time in the gym that he spends wasting his life fucking with Mario, his life would actually change.


9443e7 No.15071473

>>15070883

imagine your relatives being such absolute garbage, that the best thing in your life is autistically obsessing over one single game released 20 years ago.

when i think about it i just feel slightly bad for pannen


e373a2 No.15071504

How does the warp from the snow mountain to BitFS work? That has potential for a 0 keys run, which actually is interesting without being morbidly facinating.

>>15066141

Not there.


04a3be No.15071516

>>15071504

It's a cut in the video. Traversing the hub without any A presses is probably not important. It's not something like Secret Aquarium where just getting to the stage is insanity.


1dd85c No.15071528

>>15071473

Imagine your relatives being such absolute garbage, and instead of working on bettering yourself to become independent of them, you lock yourself in your room and waste your life with a video game.


04a3be No.15071534

>>15071528

Fun Fact: After he quit working on his commentated videos, he actually went out and got a job.


1dd85c No.15071541

>>15071534

Good for him. Maybe getting bullied off the Internet was the best thing to ever happen to him.


639ee6 No.15071542

File: a137efc94462905⋯.jpg (226.64 KB, 700x700, 1:1, laughing ork.jpg)

>>15068703

>Update your home to the death barrier

my sides have left the QPU


33bcc9 No.15071890

File: a7434b623689de2⋯.webm (5.25 MB, 640x360, 16:9, “Henry”_builds_speed_for_….webm)


ebdc31 No.15071908

>>15071541

I wouldn't call becoming a wagecuck the best thing to ever happen to you but sure whatever


1643a9 No.15073339

>>15071541

>bullied

He is unanimously praised.


e8f68a No.15073426

He's pressing the fucking A button.


376427 No.15073487

>>15073426

[Citation Needed]


fc49bf No.15073506

>>15070695

this is how retarded half A press faggots are


fc49bf No.15073507

>>15070978

>because in an isolated stage run, it has to count as a full press

>even though we are arguing it must count as a non-existent half press


0bf022 No.15073519

File: d3f7cf80b4f2a39⋯.webm (350.22 KB, 1036x718, 518:359, Henryfags BTFO.webm)

>all these henryfags making fun of pannen


309588 No.15073532

File: 4584e066d9b3c08⋯.webm (91.95 KB, 640x360, 16:9, death barrier.webm)

>>15071542

>>15073519

Smaller, shorter version


fc49bf No.15073563

>>15073519

>mmmmpf pannen glorg slurp your cock mmpf so delicious glorck fills up half my mouth


200b3e No.15073692

>a press shit is still going

Who cares

What a fucking waste of time


15634f No.15073901

>>15073507

The fucking explanation given in the WFRR video is "this star requires a whole A press in a segmented run, but 0 presses in a full run, so we call it half an A press", which is exactly what you're claiming is not "our argument"

Putting that aside, this thread is about a video that actually requires 0 A presses, so you have no reason to be here arguing about this shit in the first place.


04a3be No.15074426

>>15073506

Here's a question, do you understand 5^10? How about i? It's a useful notation you fucking moron.


1a2194 No.15074690

File: 1ee7a11b9fd985a⋯.png (86.28 KB, 530x564, 265:282, sheit.png)

A is not analogue and only has an on/off state. Once you compress A to the on state it's an A press.


8cace8 No.15074733

>>15074690

Watch his Rolling Rocks video, he explains what he means by a "half A press" really well.


309588 No.15074763

>>15074690

But if you compress A doesn't it become a?


a7787e No.15074772

>>15074733

An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only a quarter.


6f283c No.15074825

>>15074690

We're talking about state, not value. Time has meaning in this context. There are only two values but their duration complicates it.


24d2bc No.15074854

File: c574ab0a7b0f180⋯.png (13.81 KB, 348x237, 116:79, iN5qViQ.png)

>100+ posts of arguing whether there are transitory phases of pressing the fucking button or not

I can't say who's memeing who anymore.


04a3be No.15074869

>>15074854

That's not what a half A press is you stupid motherfucker. If you actually read the fucking thread you'd understand it's a notation, not a type of press.


24d2bc No.15074874

>>15074869

Yeah well I'm reading and I can't stop fucking laughing.

Just assuming that any of you niggers are serious makes me laugh even more.


0d63ba No.15074884

>>15073506

>>15073507

>>15073563

At this stage it's obvious you're just here to argue now, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a tranny from a 2nd world country.


04a3be No.15074889

>>15074874

What's so funny about it, actually? Like, what's funny about segmented and full game runs? I don't understand.


24d2bc No.15074893

File: b478d9330e37f9d⋯.webm (419.59 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 15299282638900.webm)


04a3be No.15074906

>>15074893

You do know it's a sign of autism to not understand what people are talking about and laughing inappropriately, right? Because I'm convinced you've got autism my dog.


5f7db5 No.15074909

File: 712f3d0713e2766⋯.jpg (18.29 KB, 400x240, 5:3, tj henry yoshi.jpg)

>>15074884

I think it's safe to assume that anyone who still argues about half A presses are either:

A. Trolling

B. To dumb to understand what the term refers to

C. Just sperging out that the name isn't descriptive enough


88992d No.15075429

>>15070622

>wah! Nomenclature that doesn't line up 100% with laymen's language!

You're right, they could have called it diarrhea rainbows, and an isolated WFRR star would then be completed with 1 diarrhea rainbow instead.

>SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)

>SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - Diarrhea Rainbow A Presses (Commentated)

Or if you really get that hung up on nomenclature, and want to accurately (with 100% accuracy) convey that the A button needs to be held to get the star, but not need to increase the total A press count for a full run:

>SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - Starting the Level with the A Button Already Held, 0x A Presses for Full ABC Run (Commentated)

Maybe you'd like the absurdly long titles the Japanese give to their media. That way you can't condense complex ideas into notation that requires little writing or speech, which is the whole purpose of memetic communication by the way. Yes it is a meme.

>When you have a car, you need to change the oil used to lube the moving mechanical parts from time to time

>at this time, you should also dismount the wheels

>mount front wheels on the rear

>mount right rear wheel on the front left

>mount the left rear wheel on the front right

<Hey, mechanic, after you replace the oil, can you move the front wheels to the rear, move the rear left wheel to the front right, and move the rear right wheel to the front left?

>Sure, I'll rotate your tires

<I don't need you to rotate the tires; they're rotating all the time when I drive!

>When you drive, the different wheels all incur different amounts of wear. To keep an even amount of wear on all the tires, we change their positions on the car every now and then in a cyclical nature, front to rear, rear to front, just like you said. That's a mouthful, so we just call it "tire rotation"

<That's absolutely retarded! You're just changing their positions, not rotating them at all! Everyone should just call it what it literally is! Fuck the tire rotation meme!

This is what you sound like.


6458c3 No.15076056

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ANOTHER VIDEO MAH NIGGAS


88992d No.15076122

>>15076056

That's neat but does it have any application for speed runs or ABC runs?


04a3be No.15076141

>>15076122

>>15076056

You never know what will be useful. There's no real applications at the moment, but who knows if another glitch will effect it, or the other way around. That having been said I think I've seen this video before. Ethan White or Tyler Kehne probably did a video on it, but not as in depth.


1dd85c No.15076443

>>15071908

>wagecuck

What a loser you are.


e9c3ea No.15076710

File: c9fbf0ae7d97f98⋯.png (634.21 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Come, Anon. Friend or trai….png)

>>15071908

>>15076443

>What a loser you are

What a loser you are. I'm a normalfag. How can you kill a normalfag? What a grand and intoxicating NEETdom. How could you be so autistic? There is no escape. No Shitpost or Greentext can work in this place. Come. Lay down your memes. It is not too late for my mercy.


004830 No.15076810

>>15076710

reported to the police for murdering that nerd


1ecab8 No.15076889

>>15068116

>Not yet

Thanks for the answer, anon


1798ce No.15076961

File: bc28e8d1910da20⋯.mp4 (10.36 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The Half A Press Rises.mp4)

>>15070622

>turn him into a meme.

The smarter thing he should have done is embraced it. The fact that he apparently hates it just prompts more of it.


51e375 No.15077215

>>15076961

He takes his work very seriously, and doesn't care for people who think it's some sort of joke.


f53ab9 No.15077243

>>15066058

Do you think it's even possible for him enjoy playing Mario 64 normally anymore?


1c88bf No.15081629

>70+ years ago, autism gave us things like alternating current, relativity, and the greatest musical pieces in our history

>Not it amounts to this


04a3be No.15081668

>>15081629

I'm pretty sure some autists of yesteryear just counted rice and never went out during the day. I think they called them vampires back then though.


133a51 No.15082094

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is the fate that awaits all Henryfags.




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