/v/ - Video Games

I'd better control a weird dilf than an abomination

So why don't you make it instead of giving good ideas out for free?

That would be pretty funny actually.

Something else I just thought of is a 3D platformer where you're stuck in a wheelchair. It's all about running and jumping but you can't do either, so you have to take this long convoluted paths to get over and around obstacles.

To make things worse, your main opponent is the real hero of the game. A timer counts down to his arrival, and you have exactly that long to get the star before he appears. Once he appears, he just blitzes through the course and steals the star from right in front of you.

To make matters even worse, every single collectible is placed at jump height, so if you want to be a collect-a-thon faggot you have to wheel yourself to the top of an obstacle and then fall down to drop on to it, (or use seesaws and other physics bullshit to launch you through the air) and do this repeatedly for every item, in order to get those stupid achievements.

So when they date someone is it 2 seperate dudes or one? They share a vag so when one gets horney does the other one just feel wet? What about if one like buttplay but the other doesnt?

Also 2 headed giant game sounds like it could be fun.

>>15057012

We wouldn't have to think about this kind of shit is euthanasia was legal.

>>15057002

Fuck

Nobody make it

>>15057012

You think thats weird? Image the comical situation when one give a BJ, while the other head just have to stand the whole act.

>>15057066

That's what balls are for dummy

>>15056972

KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>15056972

hey sis, why are you hitting yourself :^)

>>15056972

Here, have some Triple Cancer.

This kind of shit is why I support abortion.

>>15057012

I remember reading that they/it had two boyfriends at once. Who in his right mind would be so desperate and mentally ill that he could fuck something like that though? It would also mean that the two guys would have to be okay with sharing the same pussy.

>>15057052

Interesting stuff. It's impressive how dynamic multicellular development can be.

If you are into ASSFAGGOTS play Heroes of the Storm there's a two headed Ogre named Cho Gash who's a 2 player character.

>>15057066

Wasn't there a pic of a siamese twin girl giving a BJ?

>>15057009

That game already exists. It's called Captain Toad Treasure Tracker. It's pretty damn fun too.

>>15057052

Shit, I wonder if two hearts give them better stamina, or maybe it's actually for the worse?

>>15057212

Blizzard should have the IRL ogres in OP play Cho'gall as a promo stunt.

>>15057052

That's some Space Marine shit right there.

>>15057117

But that would be considered as cheating…

>>15057653

Anon, that's not good.

>>15057653

>you can suck the central breast while caressing the other two

>>15057656

A long time ago I consulted what it would be like having a two-headed RPG character for a tabletop game for a computer game. For tabletop it could be fun with two players playing one body sharing the same HP pool and physical stats, but different mental stats and spell pools. However in a computer game unless the character is an AI controlled NPC it's essentially an OP multi-class character. So I threw the idea out the window.

The game OP is describing is I am Bread levels of Let's Play bait. Shovelware made for Youtube let's play clicks and rage videos. Double points for a creepypasta/FNAF horror setting to troll Game Theory into believing you have a 3deep5u plot.

>>15057017

Abortion is more humane that euthanasia. Euthanasia implies putting the child down after it is born, after it has a fully developed consciousness.

>>15057371

>posting shit from cuckchan

I support euthanasia for cases like this though. He doesn't have a fully developed consciousness.

>>15057795

I was showing you what my hell would look like.

>>15056972

My only question is does masturbation count as lesbian incest sex for them.

>Octodad co-op

Why has co-op become so fucking popular in recent years anyway? I remember couch co-op was a given during the SNES era or whatnot, but co-op indie games really have flooded the market as of late.

>>15058114

streamers, full stop.

>>15058139

Is it cucking or not, because two girls one vagina.

>>15057339

I know what you're talking about and that was actually just two girls.

>>15057052

"2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)"

So one could not bother eating or even breathing with no ill effect? Neat

>>15056972

By the looks of it, it seems as if each head can feel it's own side. Nervous system seems fucked.

>>15057052

Imagine literally never being alone ever in your entire life

>>15058614

>if I punch one in the face, does the other feel pain too?

That's an interesting idea. If only one of them feels pain for a certain regions, they'd be formidable in a fight (assuming they have decent coordination and aren't fragile as fuck) since one of them getting hit is also an opening for the other one to counterattack.

>>15057434

Imagine what alcohol does to a space marine, they probably barely feel it.

Here's a documentary if anyone is interested.

>>15058981

Just punch them in the one liver they have.

>>15056972

>Naked stories

Yes please.

>>15056972

What kind of cuck would agree to share his gf with another dude?

A chad would take them as 2 gfs in 1.

>tfw multicast

>>15059071

>even speesh mereen are degenerate and throw their gift of genetic superiority away

>>15059116

Old joke, dotard

>>15059170

They were fucking mutant abominations since the beginning. Half of the original space marines defected to literal gods of degeneracy and two dun goofd so bad that we do not even know what they did because all records were expunged. One of the early WH40K novels has Ultramarine rookies eating trash and human brains as part of the training, and farting into each other's faces. And today we have gay monks, roid rage vampires with nipples on armor and yes, entire chapter of wolf fuckers. If only I had the translated version of "space marine caterpillar" copypasta, I would've posted it here.

>>15059213

*two legions

>>15059213

>space marine caterpillar

psotd

>>15059210

That is not my computer, I don't have discord.

>>15059243

are you implying you have everything else?

>>15059260

Obviously

Although I have Windows 8 installed, and I'm not into Steam that much. Preferred GOG, but then again I'm buying games but download some pirates if they are safe.

wait how come it's only grills in the recent years?

>>15059347

Does it work kind of like this? How does it actually feel to have vision with four eyes? Does it make the brains develop differently?

>>15059347

Can they think each others' thoughts?

>>15057052

So if one of their hearts fails, could they technically survive on the other? This would be good for a Hitman game.

>>15059347

>two twins merged together at the head to make a super villain with 300IQ

I need a game like this.

>>15057416

Fuck yeah, it's a really comfy (spin off) game. It even has an "attempt to jump" button. It does nothing, just causes an animation of Captain Toad struggling to jump.

>>15057255

>This kind of shit is why I support abortion.

I think in the doco about their life it was brought up there was an ultrasound of themselves that showed no issues (fetus was on it's side) apart from the baby being born in the breech position (comes out butt first instead of head first), so basically when they were born, a leg came out, another leg, body, arm, another arm, a head and ANOTHER head. So no one knew they were even like this until they were born.

>>15058151

They are essentially ambidextrous (they play baseball they can pitch with either arm) so they probably could.

>>15059363

I'm not sure. The brains communicates through a bridge all the time. So it's like having two brains at once rather than one brain, four eyes.

>>15059379

They fight over control over each other's limbs all the time, but they have two distinct personalities and thoughts. I assume most concious thoughts how we think are impossible for them because of the clusterfuck of sensations going on at once. I'll leave the sci-fi erotica to imagination.

>>15059391

Yakuub from black revisionist history has you covered.

>>15059439

>Buddy in your right brain.

Why did I think of conjoined twin traps? God damn it 8chan!

can one die and the other live on with a corpse attached? Imagine having to tug around your dead sister and having to see it all the time

>>15059480

Usually the other one dies shortly afterwards, I think.

>>15059480

I think that part of the body would have to be removed before it starts to rot.

>>15059480

No. Too many shared organs and the psychological factor of having your life partner from birth dying beside you will be a spiral of death onto itself.

>>15059496

This, while one twin's organs could compensate to a degree for the increased load, it would be constant increased stress and you would likely start seeing decay somewhere at some point.

The cause of death for the other twin would probably end up being a heart attack or sepsis. If they couldn't be separated in the first place, they probably couldn't be separated as an emergency surgery, so if one dies the other is absolutely fucked.

So /v/, would you fuck a conjoined twin?

>>15059503

Not to mention the downward spiral of depression I mentioned when someone who was always beside you since birth dies. That person who is literally half of your body and mind is no longer there. The depression alone will accelerate health decline. Which is why I call it the spiral of death.

>>15059516

Depends, how many vaganias?

>>15059516

Depends on what they look like and if I can have both of them. I refuse to share conjoined twins like a cuck if they have one shared vagina between them.

>>15058683

god I wish that were me

If one sister kills the other, is it murder?

>>15059540

Take your pick.

>Thoraco-omphalopagus (28% of cases): Two bodies fused from the upper chest to the lower chest. These twins usually share a heart, and may also share the liver or part of the digestive system.

>Thoracopagus (18.5%): Two bodies fused from the upper thorax to lower belly. The heart is always involved in these cases. As of 2015, separation of a genuinely shared heart has not offered survival to two twins; a designated twin may survive if allotted the heart, sacrificing the other twin.

>Omphalopagus (10%): Two bodies fused at the lower abdomen. Unlike thoracopagus, the heart is never involved in these cases; however, the twins often share a liver, digestive system, diaphragm and other organs.

Parasitic twins (10%): Twins that are asymmetrically conjoined, resulting in one twin that is small, less formed, and dependent on the larger twin for survival.

>Craniopagus (6%): Fused skulls, but separate bodies. These twins can be conjoined at the back of the head, the front of the head, or the side of the head, but not on the face or the base of the skull.

>Cephalopagus: Two faces on opposite sides of a single, conjoined head; the upper portion of the body is fused while the bottom portions are separate. These twins generally cannot survive due to severe malformations of the brain. Also known as janiceps (after the two-faced Roman deity Janus) or syncephalus.

>Syncephalus: One head with a single face but four ears, and two bodies.

>Cephalothoracopagus: Bodies fused in the head and thorax. In this type of twins, there are two faces facing in opposite directions, or sometimes a single face and an enlarged skull.

>Xiphopagus: Two bodies fused in the xiphoid cartilage, which is approximately from the navel to the lower breastbone. These twins almost never share any vital organs, with the exception of the liver. A famous example is Chang and Eng Bunker.

>Ischiopagus: Fused lower half of the two bodies, with spines conjoined end-to-end at a 180° angle. These twins have four arms; one, two, three or four legs; and typically one external set of genitalia and anus.

>Omphalo-Ischiopagus: Fused in a similar fashion as ischiopagus twins, but facing each other with a joined abdomen akin to omphalopagus. These twins have four arms, and two, three, or four legs.

>Parapagus: Fused side-by-side with a shared pelvis. Twins that are dithoracic parapagus are fused at the abdomen and pelvis, but not the thorax. Twins that are diprosopic parapagus have one trunk and two faces. Twins that are dicephalic parapagus have one trunk and two heads, and have two (dibrachius), three (tribrachius), or four (tetrabrachius) arms.

>Craniopagus parasiticus: Like craniopagus, but with a second bodiless head attached to the dominant head.

>Pygopagus (Iliopagus): Two bodies joined at the pelvis.

>Rachipagus: Twins joined along the dorsal aspect (back) of their bodies, with fusion of the vertebral arches and the soft tissue from the head to the buttocks.

>>15059599

Genetically, yes, they both are.

>>15059581

It would be a murder-suicide, since they'd both die.

>>15059628

It's more likely they are a complete fluke.

I've known of these girls and their biology for a long time, they're a common case study in medical schools. The fact their stomachs and small intestines both work together to infuse into the colon with no problems is more amazing than the fact they have two separate, functioning hearts.

>>15057255

It's an interesting development in human birth. Why would you abort them?

>>15059628

iirc Mordrake was an urban legend written for a Victorian newspaper article, he never existed.

>>15059708

Nigger, that's not the same and you know it. It just doesn't feel right in comparison.

>>15056972

That sounds like

QWOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYOsE7JyXs

>>15056972

Forget about having sex with these 2.

What about scat?

>2 stomachs, 1 anus

Imagine 1 eating cookies and the other eating whipped cream

The shit coming out would be digested cookies and cream

>>15059759

so if they just ate cheeze puffs and milk would it curdle in the anus instead of the stomach?

>>15059696

>You will never build a QT two-headed robot waifu with two computer brains and two vaganias with complementary personas that fight over your dick until you shut them up with anal.

>>15059759

Would they both need to eat or does only one have to?

>>15057002

This.

>>15059800

Pretty sure both would to get an even distribution of nutrients through the intestines.

>>15057052

> 2 stomachs

>1 bladder

>1 large intestine (one colon)

so these bitches are just always in the bathroom

>>15059822

They share a respiratory system though. Any nutrients eaten by one will eventually be distributed throughout the whole body.

>>15059997

What if one was a drug addict?

How do you detain 1 and not the other?

>>15058683

If you have a smartphone, you aren't.

>>15059666

Satan please.

>>15056972

Prolly still have better coordination than DSP

>>15058114

Everyone used to bitch about games not having it.

>>15059071

Alcohol doesn't work like that, if some regular 40% spirit doesn't cut it, then they can drink something like Everclear.

>>15061467

But how would the drugs work on the other, would they too get fucking ripped if the other snorted lines of cocaine?

>>15059696

Who knows.

Since four leaf clovers are the freaks of clovers and are considered lucky, are two headed humans considered lucky when you find them?

>>15062130

Trannies, landwhales and numales don't count.

They are just weed. And not dank blaze it meme weed.

>>15062108

You'll most likely want 2D. There is 3D porn but it's all shoops. Conjoined or conjoined twins usually work on a few boorus but it's mostly shared on chans. Deviant Art and tumblr ruined this fetish. You'll have to ask someone else for pivx tag because I don't know Japanese. Have fun.

>>15062429

that's a shoop, I saw the originals of both, you can kinda tell by the hand on their leg looking like it has no depth

>>15057052

>1 set of reproductive organs

Which one gets to cum?

>>15062429

It's fake

>>15062451

t. abigail

>>15062474

t. brittany

>>15059599

>>15059607

>Conjoined twins are odd, if they have kids who is the mother? Both of them?

To add more detail to this, legally who ever gives birth to you (regardless of genetics) is your mother. With surrogacy, the genetic parents actually have to "adopt" their own baby back from the surrogate because legally she is the mother since she gave birth).

So with Abby and Britney like OP posted having only a single uterus (two heads, one body) would both be the mother, legally and genetically since they are identical twins. If they wanted to get real nitpicky about it though and claimed that the ovary on each side of their body was "their own" (say for IVF egg donation for surrogacy) they could possibly claim being a individual "genetic" mother that way (even though there would be no reason to do it since they are both genetically the same and will never separated any time soon)

With Daisy and Violet like >>15059599 posted, having two full bodies just connected to each other they would each have their own uterus, so if Daisy has baby but Violet doesn't, the baby would legally be Daisy's (but would still be genetically their own child since they are identical twins). So if Daisy and Violet ever got surgically separated, that child would go with Daisy as her legal mother.

Then again it's gotta be a weird biological situation for one sister of a conjoined twin to get pregnant and for the other not to, does the unaffected one still get pregnancy related hormone effects/changes like increased breast size and lactation since they share the same blood supply?

>>15058683

Can one of them sleep while the other stays awake?

>>15062616

Fuck, forgot to turn flag off.

>>15062561

I want to nut nut inside it's beak.

>>15062444

It would be throat fucking without the vacuum. They share a diaphram. Plus there's the balance of air in lungs to consider. I had to do more research than I want to because I was writing for a VN where the team fell apart and fucked off. Scenario was conjoined twins who were childhood friends of female main character with submissive tenancies. So there's lots of anatomical risks to consider in regards to bondage. They were natural contortionists too.

>>15059363

I really don't like CGP Grey, he's wrong about too many things.

>>15062451

>>15062474

Actually its real.

How do I know for sure? Because I was the one getting sucked off in that photo.

>>15062724

He might be, but he still made some good content in the past. No one is perfect, although I fucking hate the transhumanist bullshit propaganda he keeps making right now, while staying willfuly ignorant of the fact that it creates problems with things he was explaining in his other videos.

>>15056972

Co-op CWOP sounds pretty fun actually

>>15063581

Your roasty ways have been uncovered once again, you double thot.

>>15063651

>masterbate

You have to be at least 18 to use this website.

>>15056972

Because they are dead

>>15057212

I didn't even need to click that vid to go from zero to rage.

>>15059363

Right brain is my waifu.

>>15057255

>This kind of shit is why I support abortion.

<1 in a billion hedge case is why I support killing babies paid by the taxpayers

I can't really think of a think of way to make playing a conjoined twin fun in single player without making the other half of the body an AI controlled partner.

>>15062511

>tfw one wants to have good discussion and the other wants to shitpost

>>15065132

You're leaving out just a handful of very key words there that exemplifies exactly WHY I'm as pro abortion as I am. Let me fix that for you:

<I support killing PREDOMINATELY BLACK AND MEXICAN babies paid by the taxpayers

To be honest we don't pay enough for the massive service abortion gives us. Daily reminder a single nigger will burn through about 750,000 dollars worth of gibs in his lifetime in the USA. It's a fucking bargain.

>>15062066

They have a shared circulatory system. Both would be high.

>>15056972

who own the clit ?

>>15063651

>>15063849

>>15069254

If one stimulated the clit, would it be considered incest? Since they both share the nerves and therefore feelings of sexual stimulation?

>>15064871

Nigger, there is a difference between technological progress and "Muh let's defeat death". I'm all for technological progress, I'm just not that much keen on the idea of immortality as this place is shit already, why would I want to stay here forever?