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File: f5edb17e6b16dff⋯.jpg (50.27 KB, 512x390, 256:195, RanFaLi-Artwork.jpg)

ff305c No.15050108

Why doesn't Rockstar just give what everyone want's now and release a GTA: San Andreas II

where it can be sometime during 2001 or just a few weeks after GTA: san andreas left off

or tell me a better scenario

615a5a No.15050112

Why do you people always want the same game to be released when you constantly complain about nothing new coming out?


ff305c No.15050127

>>15050112

cause everything around it is great.

missions were one of the funniest stuff out there

also the weapons were pretty cool, and the jetpack

also back in the olden days, believing in fake lore about killers in a swamp or harbor


f25ef0 No.15050144

>>15050108

They'd be put into jail for raycissm.


d63d74 No.15050154

File: 14a97c517820fbe⋯.jpg (11.49 KB, 321x306, 107:102, 14a97c517820fbe06790915004….jpg)

>>15050108

>Expansion for gta v takes place before san andreas that shows how cj's mom died

You play as cj's mom


36d8a6 No.15050157

The PS2-era continuity is over since IV was released. Why can people grasp this with movies or comics but not fucking GTA games?


0abafe No.15050168

File: acd059c4b7ffcd2⋯.gif (964.68 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 187099.gif)

OP is a busta, straight busta.


d925a8 No.15050179

File: 8f0e858ea98154f⋯.jpg (836.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, nn_05ami_isis_140819.jpg)

File: 87133dec8fbe2cd⋯.jpg (94.35 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, ShariaLawPatrol.jpg)

File: 28ee2be27cb4df2⋯.jpg (135.79 KB, 992x744, 4:3, GTY-london-bridge-attack-1….jpg)

>Grand Theft Auto London II: Sharia Zone

You are Ahmed, the son of a humble kebab store's owner. You become radicalized by your cousin, Muhammad, and sign up with ICIS and fight for the Islamic caliphate. After the militant movement is defeated, you return home to a life of welfare and haram television. Your cousin was killed in the war, but the depths of your hatred for the infidels is vast, and their land is ripe for plundering. You join a "community watch" group and begin cooking girls in your father's kebab store, trafficking underage hookers and selling opium from your friends in the golden crescent. It's your time to rise and take this city by storm.


fafd36 No.15050185

>>15050179

I'd start a kickstarter for it.


beb86d No.15050186

Do you really think that the Rockstar of 2018 can make a game like SA?


bef960 No.15050197

>>15050179

Actually sounds fun


36d8a6 No.15050198

>>15050186

Gaming has changed. GTAO turns massive profit with minimum effort so SP is basically dead now, SA was made in an era when you had to make a complete game because when a game was released, it was finished. GTA IV came out in a time when online gaming was already big but not to the extent it was now so it was able to get two satisfying SP expansions. It's also more about pretty presentation now so while V had pretty graphics, the gameplay got dumbed down into being extremely unsatisfying. I can go back to every GTA and have fun with it but I got bored with V after the week of beating it and don't feel like ever playing it again.


57df2c No.15050211

File: e12c5469e03dc81⋯.gif (243.88 KB, 560x315, 16:9, surprise.gif)

>>15050157

Because GTA fans are up there on the autism spectrum along with Nintendo fans and are incapable of realising that alternate universes exist. At least Rockstar didn't publish a fucking book to shoehorn in a timeline.


36d8a6 No.15050238

>>15050211

Fans do get it but they are an entirely different group with a slew of different problems.

They had to explain 2D, 3D and HD universes in a Q&A and some people still don't get it to this day when it was fucking obvious since 2007 without the need for that. Yeah, there are some easter eggs like CJ on a billboard in IV but that's what the are, easter eggs as well as some characters cross over such as Madd Dogg publishing new albums but they're simply alternate counterparts.

My least favorite subset of GTA fans on the internet right now are all those kids who violently react to the suggestion that anyone would want a GTA set in the past again because the past is "overdone" when almost every sandbox out there is set in the present and because they don't want GTA without smartphones and they want GTA to have social commentary about LOL DRUMPF in the future.


eaa59e No.15050292

They already did, two more fucking times. Except you played as a white guy on the seedy side of american society trying to make it big.

What they need to do is to fucking stop making the same shitty story over and over again. If they are making a crime-drama, why copy The Wire over and over again?


579d17 No.15050795

File: fa5e2c2af255a38⋯.jpg (469.54 KB, 600x800, 3:4, Grand Theft Auto V.jpg)


1a1ee9 No.15052216

1970s San Francisco. Stop throwing a tantrum. No, really. This would actually be great because of how much verticality the city has, which makes for some fucking hairy car chases. It's also the only decade they haven't done, which makes it even more an obvious choice if they don't do another modern one. Plus, Dirty Harry spoofs, some sort of mission involving Alcatraz (maybe with the IAT)… It's a fucking no-brainer.


3cf097 No.15052238

Why is there no GTA:Lazlow tales, the fuck rockstar.


f6a1b3 No.15052408

>>15052216

They already made that, it's called Driver '76.


157f22 No.15052457

>>15052216

I think Rock$tar is too jewish to be controversial anymore.


df842f No.15052482

>>15050108

they did that. It's called GTA5


c369d3 No.15052510

File: f1c8883fc969f23⋯.jpg (51.81 KB, 431x500, 431:500, Saints Row 2.jpg)

There already is a San Andreas sequel, its called Saints Row 2.

Sadly, there's no San Andreas 3 yet.


bc1b01 No.15052524

>>15050112

Everyone wanted GTA sa Sequel, instead we got this sjw progressives horeshit boring trying to sell shark cards.


58e2d4 No.15052528

File: e272bddf66878c0⋯.jpg (80.52 KB, 599x358, 599:358, veer.jpg)

>Modern-day Rockstar


8d6329 No.15052607

File: b49a93ca93bf885⋯.jpg (66.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, everyone but one person ge….jpg)

>>15052510

I'll never live down Saints Row 3.


00643a No.15052621

>>15050108

>san andy

>not vice city

The fuck outta here.


58e2d4 No.15052661

>>15052621

t. neo80's soywave aficionado


06f712 No.15052686


391221 No.15052903

>>15050108

Vice City was better.


49a71a No.15053426

>>15050108

One of this biggest flaws with recent GTAs is that they take place in the "modern" era which always manages to suck the fun out of them.


c893ce No.15054228

File: b5192c9ccaa9f2d⋯.png (319.75 KB, 410x536, 205:268, evenmaxcaulfieldshowsdisda….png)

>>15052621

>>15052903

>driving vaporwave into the fucking ground even though its 10 years old at this point

>wants another game where you drive a delorean through neon lights instead of driving a toyota supra off steep san francisco hills like youre fucking steve mcqueen while grundge rock blares in the background


c893ce No.15054243

>>15052408

that was new york, and that driver is shite


6a6d99 No.15054498

youre all posers


6a6d99 No.15054500

dubs


6ef6be No.15054700

>>15054500

>>15054498

>(2)

Unrelated, I always wanted a GTA set in like Oregon or Washington. Northern climate, more forest less desert. Basically skyrim with niggers.


fe604e No.15054765

They lost their tooth too long ago for that to be anything but a monkey paw wish.


fe604e No.15054770

>>15054700

That could potentially work if it was about some the main character being a transplant and everyone hating them. Some grand territory for driving, trump Todd and have mountains to climb.


31ad38 No.15054779

>>15050108

If people really wanted it then why haven't they done their sequel by modding the base game?


fe604e No.15054780

>>15054700

An addition, this faggot is a tourist if they think the majority of the NW is niggers. You're in for a scare if you get out of an urban area, moon cricket.


afae2e No.15054827

>>15050108

>black gang violence simulator

>in [CURRENT YEAR]+3

What makes you think Rockstar could use the fucking fat stat in this day in age, much less make San Andreas 2?


0ce862 No.15054865

File: 09978a01df82d7b⋯.jpg (481.46 KB, 1280x576, 20:9, cyberpunk gta.jpg)

its called Cyberpunk 2077


c893ce No.15054883

>>15054827

not to mention redguards are rarely even affiliated in a street gang in CY era, gang related drug trafficking died at the turn of the century, the DEA and FBI started contorting the RICO act to involve niggers selling crack, the largest remaining gangs now are all central american drug traffickers that barely exist outside of prisons inside america


49531e No.15055073

>>15050211

I am so tired of reading faggots talk about "alternate universes" in media. Fuck ooooooff.


dfa00e No.15057814

>>15050108

They will brutally rape it and any legacy it has. At BEST, it will be a GTAV reskin.

>GTA Online

>Sharkcards

>Abusive legal practices


ef6e11 No.15058211

File: 9b51ef64f89c619⋯.png (269 KB, 586x457, 586:457, okay window.png)

>no mention of Liberty City Stories

>mfw


e9885a No.15058242

>>15050108

Because fundamentalist lunatics nearly sued them into the ground the first time they released it.


e9885a No.15058256

>>15050112

When we want new we want improvements on overall experience with familiar environments and themes. When people like you talk about new they mean repeating the same bulllshit propaganda over again and more methods of monetization.


36d8a6 No.15058503

>>15055073

>hurr durr my feels

Do you also believe Spider-Man in movies turned from a dork to a Chad and then de-aged while also repeating his origin story each time? Media does that all the time and vidya is no exception, but I suppose autism is stronger. But I suppose that's a given here, I remember when a bunch of faggots dogpiled on my and called me Todd here when I said nu-Wolfenstein games have nothing to do with the continuity of the older ones (which is baffling, wouldn't you want the shitty new Wolfenstein games to not have ANYTHING to do with good games like 3D or RTCW?).


2f5ba1 No.15058631

>>15050108

GTA V was originally gonna be San Andreas II, with all three cities. But some jew at Rockstar told them the budget was already too high, so they pussied out and just did Los Santos.


ef6e11 No.15058723

>>15058631

Then they pulled a tricky Todd and re-released it two more times.

This will never not piss me off, wasn't there rumors of them remaking old cities for GTA:O? or at least making more cities?


36d8a6 No.15058755

>>15058631

I find that doubtful. The game is clearly designed to have just LS.

That being said, the map in V is shit regardless of how many cities it has. LS feels bland and shallow unlike LC in IV (say what you want about IV and find it boring but LC was very detailed and atmospheric) and the countryside is just boring with featureless mountains. SA crammed not just three cities but a much more diverse countryside into a smaller map.

>>15058723

Nope, no locations new locations coming until the next game. That shit is expensive.


f3f93b No.15060088

>>15050179

That does sound great. But muh political correctness. Same reason they could never do San Andreas II.


74d363 No.15060117

>>15050108

GTA V is San Andreas 2.0 but it turns out San Andreas niggers are retarded and don't actually know what they want.


9c20e4 No.15065822

File: c0c5d29b51141d3⋯.jpg (122.29 KB, 1278x718, 639:359, b49a93ca93bf885dc520564882….jpg)

>>15058211

Favorite GTA. Don't know why.

>>15052510

Why the fuck did they need to turn Saint's Row into a budget meme-spewing cringefest after 2?

There's no decent GTA style games now….


58e2d4 No.15065885

>>15060117

No casinos, 3 characters shit, no car garages, no houses, no lowriders, even shittier car physics, no jetpack, shit missions, shit map, list can go on

I'm talking single player here, you are incorrect


25b219 No.15065896

>Not GTA VIce city

It's pottery


c369d3 No.15067694

>>15065885

>no car garages, no houses, no lowriders

Those three things are incorrect.


9183e4 No.15067730

>>15053426

That's because they're produced in the current era.

Reminder starting with GTA 4 the series flipped upside down and now only hipsters play it.


1a972f No.15067798

>>15050108

The same reason The Incredibles 2 and Ghostbusters 2016 shouldn't have been made: there isn't the same spark of creativity.


2eca00 No.15067885

>>15050108

>wanting more than GTA 5

Degenerate


c94773 No.15068894

>SA sequel

No.

The problem isn't the setting it's Rockstar, they changed. They're not the guys that make games for fun anymore, they're the jews selling shark cards removing rayciss confederate flags from their games.

We don't need a SA2, we need more people making games for fun.


85e0e2 No.15068975

>>15050108

Because either they don't know what they're doing or because they're too stuck up their own ass.


31a601 No.15069021

>>15050198

GTA V is essentially Male PMS the Game with the token goodie two shoes minority in the background with how much Michael and Trevor bickered back and forth. The antagonists were like soggy cardboard cutouts too - like they were only assholes "because we can LOL!"

>>15050292

Exactly. Do something else other than how much America sucks. We get it already.

>>15052607

Saints Row IV was even worse, because out of all the shit they could've done with the Boss being President, they resorted to aliens?

>>15065822

Because they wanted to "broaden their audience" most likely.

>>15068975

Probably the latter. Rockstar has a really horrible case of "lol everybody sucks guys aren't we enlightened or what?"


7c79bc No.15069410

>>15050108

Heck, at this point even a hd remaster would be great (a proper hd remaster with enhanced models, lighting, textures, draw distance, 60 fps standard, 4k support, not just a shitty port tweaked to run properly on modern systems). If Rockstar was still driven by money instead of becoming another Soros propaganda tool, they'd release a hd remastered GTA 6th gen collection.

I'd love to see remasters of the first top-down view GTAs as well.

>>15058631

>>15058755

GTA V would still be the same garbage it is if it had 2 more large cities. Only it would be bigger garbage.


7c79bc No.15069454

>>15065822

>>15069021

>Why the fuck did they need to turn Saint's Row into a budget meme-spewing cringefest after 2?

>after 2

I think you mean after the first Saints Row?

Though not to the extent of 3 and 4, SR2 was already like that.

I believe I'm the only one whose favorite SR was the first one, sucks it remained a 360 exclusive.


e836db No.15069493

>>15050127

In other words what you loved about Sans Andreas was the gameplay>story attitude that Rockstar had before GTA IV which has no reason to repeat itself if they were to ever do a direct San Andreas sequel.


5a3716 No.15069496

because fucking rockstar suck all the talent behind gta1-sa and stories-iv have long since gone


948ad9 No.15069500

you really want another GTA from nu-rockstar? They are cucked beyond belief. GTA V was a total failure.


5a3716 No.15069504

>>15069500

fag here is right is just not possible for them to make a good game anymore, RDR2 looks like crap outside of visuals


948ad9 No.15069519

>>15069504

>RDR2

It's gonna be hard to inject their leftist garbage in that game because of the time period. They will add it though, probably in the form of a black bull cuckold fetish or something about muh slavery. Game industry can crash soon enough.


f38eed No.15069604

>>15069021

I'm pissed that they went with Agents of Mayhem after IV when it could've been a perfect time to go original and somewhat "back to the roots" but in space-City Ayylmaos style.


a648d5 No.15070065

>>15069519

gta 5 did not have any leftist shite they even made fun of a feminist character are you high or something my nigga ?


b4ffe9 No.15070083

File: 2a575a7979008b8⋯.png (560.04 KB, 801x620, 801:620, taste my holy wrath, corru….png)

>>15069500

>literally the best selling game of all time

>total failure

It's okay to hate it but don't tell lies anon


9183e4 No.15072539

File: 1ae3fc9ff690f33⋯.jpg (25.93 KB, 445x472, 445:472, bydlo disgusted by churka.jpg)

>>15070083

You're literally the biggest faggot of all time yet you're still a total failure, what does one have to do with the other?


df5ad5 No.15072552

File: 308ee7f2cd7b75e⋯.jpg (18.72 KB, 255x255, 1:1, Fashion-Hoodie-on-birds_25….jpg)

>>15069500

>GTAV was a total failure.

GTAV is shit anon but its one of the most successful games ever made. It did not fail not by a long shot. Don't confuse something being a pile of shit with something failing. Its not the same thing.


3e6f8b No.15072592

File: 2da0e64cd72c29f⋯.png (191.96 KB, 692x687, 692:687, 1469055890238.png)

>>15069519

>hard to inject leftist garbage because of time period

>what is Asscreed: WE WUZ KANGZ

>What is the latest Battlefield with disabled womyn soldiers

>what is the battlefield before that one with WE WUZ GERMANS

>what is COD WWII where you can play as literal black womyn nazis


7f3312 No.15072753

>>15070083

>Stefán Karl Stefánsson

Rest in peace


1a2109 No.15073835

>implying the talent that made good Rockstar games are still there

You will pay for gta: online 2 and you will thank them for selling you shark cards. :^)


cffb12 No.15074042

File: 8ba7c299134d9a9⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, flying golf cart1.png)

>>15050108

You already got your San Andreas rehash, and it was mostly empty nothingness outside of Los Santos with the worst radio stations of all the games so far. They already did 80s, 90s, early 2000s, late 2000s, and the 2010s. They technically did 60s too, but it was an expansion to GTA 1, so I think revisiting London or something in the 60s would be neat. 1960s and 1970s would be the more likely historical eras they could do without too much rehashing, maybe 1920s-1930s for a prohibition era GTA but then again that would probably be too similar to Mafia. They could license a lot of cheaper psychadelic music/baroque pop/rock/etc thats not as well known to fill out the radio stations, but if they were really gonna do the 60s they'd probably spend the money on The Beatles, The Doors, Black Sabbath, etc. If they really wanted to stir shit up they could set it in Dallas with the Dallas mafia, corrupt rich ranch moguls, gangster cowboys or something ridiculous like that, and have the assassination of a fictional president with a name very close to JFK, like PFK or something in a mission. It could be GTA Texas, with western texas and southern texas being strangely closer to northern texas than real life, so they could have a coastline/mountains/multiple cities/desert/ranches/border.

But knowing Rockstar, its gonna be a reboot of Vice City because they haven't done a new setting since San Andreas.


9183e4 No.15074130

File: 918e702d8e420ba⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 1200x3250, 24:65, Skeleton Gangrape 1.jpg)

>>15074042

Rockstar of david said they won't go back to GTA1 because GTA is an american series now.

Ultimately the definitive answer for "What if Rockstar X?" is "They last put out a good game 12 years ago, give it a rest already".


c893ce No.15074143

>>15074042

liberty city, san andreas, and vice city were locations in the first GTA, there hasnt been a new original location since fucking GTA2 you know nothing faggot


cffb12 No.15074317

>>15074143

"San Andreas" in the first GTA is supposed to be based on San Francisco, not the melange of California/Nevada that was in GTA: San Andreas. Its not even San Fierro, the layout of San Fierro is closer to the real San Francisco.


7c79bc No.15074919

>>15074317

>"San Andreas" in the first GTA is supposed to be based on San Francisco

It's clearly based on LA.


b4ffe9 No.15074980

File: d246ea3a1181ac1⋯.jpg (62.39 KB, 650x650, 1:1, death solves everything.jpg)

>>15074130

>be dwarf skeleton with viking helmet

>use superstrength to murder 800 lb feminist jew werewolf

>go back and chill in my tomb

>mfw no beard or mead

Why even unlive?


36d8a6 No.15075000

>>15074130

I just wish people would stop going OMG WHERE'S CJ/TOMMY when the 3D Universe of GTA has been retired (and honestly at this point I'm glad it is, so it can be kept separate as any attempt to continue an old story from PS2 GTAs would be fucking shit).

>>15074919

Right, LA is known for its sloped streets, gay and Chinese districts, tram tracks and hippies.


936c83 No.15075003

File: 6cb98c7e16cc3a4⋯.jpg (50.12 KB, 600x563, 600:563, You will be beheaded.jpg)

>>15050179

Inshallah fellow ummah anon


b2207a No.15075183

>wanting Los Santos for the 3rd fucking time

GTA V was your fucking San Andreas remake. People complained that IV was boring and not sandbox-y enough, they wanted SA v2.0 and that's exactly what you got in GTA V.

No, what we actually need and want is GTA VIce City.

Experience the 80's in all its glory again.




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