f05f89 No.15045479
https://archive.fo/xb9SW
https://www.please use archive.is/2018/06/22/assassins-creed-odyssey-main-character/
What I want to know is that if they were going to do that, why not just snip the male protagonist out of the game altogether?
eeac1d No.15045484
YOU CAN'T HAVE NOTHING GOYIM
f70ca5 No.15045487
>What I want to know is that if they were going to do that, why not just snip the male protagonist out of the game altogether?
So it's not full feminist, duh.
526526 No.15045496
>why not just snip the male protagonist out of the game altogether?
They want to virtue signal, but still want those dudebro shekels.
dfe21f No.15045509
>Ancient Greece
>Having Female Warriors
I call fucking bullshit.
000a76 No.15045510
What's the problem? KOTOR2 female Exile was also canon.
2e3761 No.15045513
>>15045479
>Trash game is trash.
More on the 11 o'clock news.
000a76 No.15045518
>>15045513
Also this. It's ubishit, who gives a fuck?
d49724 No.15045539
>>15045510
i'm pretty sure KOTOR2 was not riding the muh historical acuracy meme like AssC is
Womyn in ancient Greece were sent back to the kitchen whenever they stepped out of line and you can bet your ass no SPartan is ever gonna talk toa female with even a sliver of respect, they hated women so much that the law literally had to force them to marry and give children to the state
>>15045479
is there any kind of continuity after Desmon's death? will strong womyn be referecnced in future games? from what i've seen, all the dialog seems sex neutral, the MC may be genderless as far as the story is concerned. i doubt there will be anything even remotelly sex exclusive in the story (like the MC needing to deal with a pregnancy at some point in the game)
dbee4c No.15045562
>tfw no qt spartan gf to wrestle with
e4d5c5 No.15045566
>>15045509
>Ancient fucking greek
If it were mythical I could at least see Amazons but for full accuracy they should have one breast lopped off for bow use.
>inb4 3DPD
It isn't porn it's to show what an Amazon chest would look like you fags.
af8443 No.15045620
>>15045566
would they also have stupid hair styles?
e4d5c5 No.15045632
>>15045620
Not according to any historical accounts.
af8443 No.15045643
>>15045632
then you should find a more accurate pic.
e4d5c5 No.15045649
>>15045643
>show what an Amazon chest would look like you fags
The chest, is accurate, all I wanted.
0ac63a No.15045652
>>15045510
Giving Revan and Exile a canon sex was also dumb, but is at least somewhat justifiable because they're part of a larger IP that other writers' works would end up drawing from. It doesn't make sense for AssCreed. Don't give players choices if you're then going to declare one set of those choices canon and nullify the rest.
4081d0 No.15045663
>>15045479
I was originally typing this post saying how much it boggles my mind that they don't understand people don't care about women or minorities as protagonists if it's within the borders of reason in relation to the setting, but then I had an epiphany and now understand having people care is exactly what they want. I just don't know why. Do they just want everyone to pick a side in gender politics? Do they consider Harrison Bergeron's bastard egalitarianism as the ideal?
e4d5c5 No.15045691
>>15045663
Spite marketing is a hot fresh meme goyim don't you want to laugh at those ass backwards nazis that don't want to play as women?
e19412 No.15045696
>at least in the upcoming official novelisation.
Who gives a shit about the novelisations of video games?
f9a91a No.15045719
>>15045539
Wow, your mind really is warped by modern times. What you described does not mean ancient greeks hated women, they had these laws because they knew it was best for everyone, including their women whom they loved and respected as mothers of their children. Only from a warped modern perspective that you are pushing here can this be considered hateful. and since you're a faggot, naturally
790f3b No.15045720
>>15045510
>>15045539
>>15045652
Weren't the sexes of Revan and (I'm assuming) the Exile only confirmed and made canon in the Old Republic? I know Atton Rand says something about Revan being female at the beginning of KOTOR 2, but the Exile who knew Revan better than Rand, obviously can either tell Rand that Revan was actually a man or go along with his Rand's characterization of Revan, depending on the player's choice. So even given Atton Rand's comments on Revan, Revan's sex still isn't confirmed. I haven't played either of the KOTOR games in more than a decade so I might be forgetting or missing something. I never played the Old Republic, but from what little I know I don't see any reason to take it or anything its writers wrote seriously.
e0bf45 No.15045755
>>15045479
Because they want it to sell, despite everything they're pushing they know the gender and age range of their target demographic.
7465c8 No.15045763
So it's impossible for her to have to be gay in canon do to Ass Creed's genetic memory thing?
b25785 No.15045769
>>15045566
what the fuck happened to her tit
af8443 No.15045789
>>15045769
are you just illiterate or something?
f9a91a No.15045791
>>15045769
cut by a bow string
e4d5c5 No.15045814
>>15045769
Breast cancer, mastectomy on one side.
c9b83d No.15045879
Stop giving them any attention.
afa1a8 No.15045930
>>15045479
>>snip the male protagonist
Give them a few years.
fa2c5b No.15045935
>>15045720
Doesnt Revan marry Bastila and have a kid?
afa1a8 No.15045942
>>15045720
The cannon play through for KOTOR 1 was a male character, light side. The cannon play through for KOTOR 2 was a female character, dark side.
afa1a8 No.15045953
>>15045935
Its in the book "Revan" btw in that book the exile is still female but she did the light side ending. It was a chaotic time in Star Wars lore as Lucas was about to start selling off to Disney. At any rate neither are considered cannon now.
790f3b No.15046064
>>15045942
>>15045953
I guess it's just a matter of either allowing the lore of the Star Wars "expanded universe" written by other writers to determine your understanding of KOTOR 1 and 2 or not accepting the "expanded universe" lore and regarding KOTOR as a separate and complete duology. Who determines what is canon in a video game series created by two different developers and set in a preexisting fictional setting, like the Star Wars universe, doesn't seem easy to determine.
489db1 No.15046080
>>15045763
She would be raped by some sexist white man or something, then she won't be able to abort cause of the greek patriarchy and shieet
9b7e41 No.15046083
If you care enough about Assassin's Creed to get upset about this you're a fucking casual.
0ac63a No.15046254
>>15045720
They're made canon in the Revan novel, by one of the writers of KOTOR 1. Of course, none of that matters now that everything in the old EU has been relegated to "Legends" by Disney, so feel free to ignore it all.
125494 No.15046288
AC is and always was shit.
>>15045479
>It’s unremarkable, unfortunately, but the choice to display Alexios more prominently is especially disappointing at a time when misogynists are kicking off about women in ‘historical’ games, such as Battlefield V. God forbid some guy doesn’t get in the spotlight. Of course, nothing’s to stop you from visiting your local video game den and quietly flipping covers to ensure everyone knows who the game’s real hero is.
>Responding to a question about there being a definitive, canon story, Dumont responded: “Yes, there will be a canon represented in the novel featuring Kassandra and her journey. But in the game you decide your path. There is no right or wrong way.”
>female is the real hero of the game when the creative director just said in your own article that their is no cannon hero in the game
Great read. Thanks so much for posting this useless article from some dogshit professional blogger.
5c3974 No.15047623
>>15045763
you no longer need to be a direct descendant or have their dna to read genetic memories, in Origins they've developed the animus enough so that all you need is the blood of the original person, so when you're doing ancient egypt shit you're doing it using blood and tissue taken from Bayek's mummy
don't know how the fuck that'd work with greeks since they didn't have mummies but who knows, probably bone marrow or some shit from their corpse
9859d9 No.15047645
>>15045479
Nobody cares. Not even the people who still genuinely like asscreed care about the shitty plot.
103f4d No.15047808
>>15045510
Which is absolute bullshit since having Handmaiden is canon instead of Disciple. Absolute simultaneous cake-having/eating nonsense like that reeks of desperate diversity quota-filling to me.
>>15045479
If the female character in Odyssey legitimately has more fleshed out content for being canonical, I'll be immensely surprised. Otherwise, from a gameplay perspective it's just an aesthetic preference, and from a lore perspective it's one small and ultimately inconsequential footnote in a truly disconnected alternate history where humanity as it exists today began as a weaker, dumber slave race to the original humanity, at which point you might as well incorporate the leftist delusion of parity between the biological sexes and ignore all but the outwardly physical aspects of sexual dimorphism, because it's fantasy so why hell not.
In other words, every single reason why a female warrior is stupid in real life doesn't necessarily apply since Assassin's Creed is already stupid, for better or worse.
Also, other anons are right, having the option to play as a male is just Ubisoft playing it safe, which I don't really take issue with when it's done like this.
935c33 No.15047917
>>15045510
>Listening to Bioware
Female evil Revan and Space Jesus Exile now and forever canon.
935c33 No.15047936
>>15045566
That picture reminds me of the design they had for a female version of Kratos for one of the real God of War games they wanted to add as an extra costume once.
2bebaa No.15048140
>>15047936
>mfw the only one that has made somewhat decent r63 kratos is fuckin shadman
54c9cc No.15048159
>>15045566
>so bad at archery and lacking so much upper body strength that you have to resort to lopping off body parts just so they don't get in the way while you're sucking at firing a bow
Women have never been good at anything besides babymaking, have they?
935c33 No.15048521
>>15048140
The whole idea of a pissed off buff Spartan mom killing gods is such a missed opportunity.
>tfw love the idea of stronk warrior women but hate how politicized and agenda driven the whole idea has become
It's not realistic it will never be realistic but since when has that gotten in the way of a fun game. I swear these people pushing STRONK INDEPENDANT WOMYN in video games would have a hell of an easier time just making a fun loving girl who kicks peoples shit instead of scowly faced dyke #389 everytime.
a9b7ac No.15048575
>>15045479
Killing leftists prevents them from spreading like this.
f61fc6 No.15048602
>>15045479
You'd think the retards would just go the AssCreed Syndicate route, but lazy faggots and dykes as always, can't have a logical explanation like the Male MC teach the Fem MC combat because that would be mansplaining.
>>15045720
Star Wars canon in the EU was almost a gigantic clusterfuck, they only made the Exile female because of some Droid encylopedia that listed her as female, then Lucas Arts didn't give a shit because they were planning to sell out to Disney, and Bioware and Drew Kasperger went with it for TORtanic and the Revan novel, because the game and said book didn't give a shit about KOTOR 2 TSL, so they just went on with it, doesn't surprise me that they character-assassinated Reven and the Biodrones ate it all up when the story is now in the shitter.
7d5a3a No.15048615
>>15048521
Lollypop chainsaw? Bayonetta?
>only Nippon may apply
Sad
12ffcf No.15048636
>>15046288
>AC is and always was shit.
Hitler dubs speak the truth. The idea, in its most broad outlines, is great, but the execution, ever since the first game has always been dogshit.
>is especially disappointing at a time when misogynists are kicking off about women in ‘historical’ games, such as Battlefield V
It's like these liberal animals speak a whole different language. Their understanding of the word 'historical' is completely different from that of English speaking people.
c03910 No.15048746
>>15048575
The moderates don't get it, either we do it or the Muslims, blacks, or Latino's will.
935c33 No.15048900
>>15048615
There's a few characters from older Western games that would apply but not in current year. Sad.
72c141 No.15048963
>>15047936
>tfw no good hack n' slash games out there that let you play a bare-chested amazon
>and if we ever get any in current year they'd be politicized crapfests
Fuck.
000a76 No.15052708
>>15045942
No, the canon for KOTOR2 is female light side. It has to be light side because there are no jedi left in the galaxy and the companions of the Exile become the new jedi order.
000a76 No.15052751
>>15045720
Not only does Atton say Revan is a woman, Carth will also say he loves Revan if the player establishes Revan is female at the start. It's possible Avelone just really likes female leads and pictures all the dominant characters as females.
43304c No.15052907
>>15045479
Isn't this game set in Greece? In Athens, women weren't even let out of the house except to go to the temples for ceremonies. Come on Ubisoft …
c9b83d No.15053071
>>15045479
Fuck off with this shit and stop shilling this thread.
>>15052907
You played as a nigger last time, are you fucking retarded to expect anything now? or anything in the future?
fuck off.
dbf84c No.15054795
>>15045643
The Amazonians should be Sarmatian/Scythians. They only appear Greek in Myth. But their Historically accurate depictions should be Sarmatian/Scythians. This is what Google Tells me they should look like anyway.
af8443 No.15054803
>>15054795
Well that looks a lot better than dickless an dyke over there.
0ac63a No.15054812
>>15047808
>Which is absolute bullshit since having Handmaiden is canon instead of Disciple
That's a reasonable decision, because Disciple was far and away the most boring part of that game. Male Exile and female Exile both have strong unique content (Handmaiden and extra stuff with Atris as male, totally different interactions with Sion as female) but Disciple isn't part of that.
0ac63a No.15054816
>>15054795
Amazons are a myth. There's no historically accurate depiction of them, because they didn't exist.
dbf84c No.15054821
>>15054816
Basically yes, but there was a tribe of Sarmatian/Scythians that inspired the myth because the Greeks were so perplexed as to why anyone would send a woman into battle.
e73a57 No.15054835
Playing Devil's advocate here
I prefer it when games go with the unconventional ending choice when they go for canon. Like when Xcom 2 went with "lol you failed in the last game the aliens took over" or when Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver went with "Kain chose to not suicide so he doomed the world into a decaying wasteland". In both instances it was done because continuing from the bad ending lends itself to a more interesting story.
Here the problem is more that they're announcing ahead of time what is and isn't canonical which is the wrong thing to do. They tend to pick what's canonical in terms of what flows in terms of storytelling better. And it's usually the good ending. (Like in Fallout 1 the main character is seen as a messiah who did all the good choices. In Fallout 2 you were an NCR fanboy etc. They'll probably do the same with FNV once they decide to set another story on the west coast etc.) Here they have no idea what will be more convenient with storytelling in future sequels. (Unless they also planned those out which is entirely likely given Ubisoft tends to plan out like 5 sequels in advance).
dbf84c No.15054842
>>15054835
its ok. If they fuck up they can just retcon every fucking mistake!
b3fb53 No.15054856
>>15047917
But Kotor2 was made by obsidian you nig.
6ee391 No.15054857
>>15054835
More like Ubishit doesn't actually know what they're doing but AC's popularity landed on their lap, so they have to keep making games but the story is fuck-all because they didn't actually plan getting this far.
6a42a6 No.15055994
>>15045518
>it's ubishit, who cares
>it's blizzard, who cares
>it's sony, who cares
>it's bethesda, who cares
>it's bioware, who cares
>it's rockstar, who cares
>it's nintendo, who cares
>it's arenanet, who cares
>it's naughty dog, who cares
>it's microsoft, who cares
>it's activision, who cares
>it's sega, who cares
>it's dice, who cares
>it's obsidian, who cares
When the industry is this thoroughly pozzed, you better start caring. Shill.
995e46 No.15056024
>>15045479
Does shopping for sheep skin tampons lead to a different questline?
b13821 No.15056030
>>15054856
Obsidian a shit too.
Space Jesus will forever be canon.
7214dd No.15056050
>>15054856
But Bioware were the ones that made an Echani Female Exile canon in TORtanic which isn't even one of the portraits and gave her a retarded name even for Star Wars while they were at it. Female Dark Side Revan and Space Jesus Exile works infinitely better.
>>15056030
My nigga.
96fec7 No.15056480
4a0694 No.15056485
Pee pee
Poo poo
AssCreed is a bad series
7fd76a No.15056534
>>15056030
>>15056050
>>15056480
So good to see another followers here. The first time I've seen the guy face in the game, I heard the calling of Jesus and his holy mission upon the galaxy.
b02e7e No.15056553
>caring about assassin's creed canon
>caring about realism in assassin's creed (especially the newer titles)
>caring about assassin's creed in general
Who cares? A ubisoft game is cucked? In other news, water is wet.
f4dbea No.15056579
>>15045720
>>15052751
Naw, you got that wrong. You can actually decide whether Revan was male or female/LS or DS, that's why that dialogue is in there. The game changes depending on what you choose. For example, if you choose a light side Revan you'll run into Carth, if you choose a Dark Side Revan you'll find a hologram of Bastila on Korriban.
It allows you to establish some continuity between KOTOR 1 & 2 without the possibility to import your save game.
c092cc No.15056631
>>15045509
They had Amazons in the prehistoric era, right in age of teh Odyssey.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippolyta
Hercules teared them new asshole.
edd282 No.15056676
>>150455100
The """"""canon""""" choices of KotOR and KotOR II are bullshit and if you buy in to them you're a cuck. Decide your own canon, they're fucking RPGs, and if you do canon playthroughs you are the most boring motherfucker ever and I bet even you know it. I bet >>15047808 is right about the """"canon""" choices being more about diversity quotas than the actual story.
c092cc No.15056789
>>15045539
>>15045719
>What you described does not mean ancient greeks hated women
Guy kinda right. You can find vagina fear traces in the Greeks myths. There are literally nothing good coming from the women in their pantheon. Top Goddesses?
Gaia. Chaos mother of all. Most know for hating Zeus who usurped power after castrating his father. After that Gaia birthed countless monsters and send them to hurt Zeus and his children (not really successful). Bio vagina weapon.
Hera. Sister-wife of Zeus. The goddess of women. Most known for consonantly seeking revenge on Zeus lovers (he had hundreds :^) and bastards sending strife and insanity anywhere where these poor souls lived.
Athena. Most praised Goddess. Virgin, no husband. Warrior. Literally boy with tits. Only good type of women that can exist in Greek mind.
Aphrodite. Goddess of love. Dumb slut, walking avatar of bimbo. Nuff said.
Artemis. Another very praised Goddess. Another virgin warrior boy with tits.
12ffcf No.15056792
>>15056631
Amazons were meant to be an object of mockery and derision. They were basically saying that the tribe they belonged to was so pathetic and weak they needed to send their women to fight battles for them, and the bit about them cutting off one of their breasts to be able to shoot the bow was a dig at how these women basically butchered away what made them women to do what the men ought to have been doing.
Fuckwits that believe this was the Greeks being some proto-feminists need to have their heads checked.
12ffcf No.15056808
>>15056789
>Most praised Goddess. Virgin, no husband.
>Artemis. Another very praised Goddess. Another virgin warrior boy with tits.
As you say, the two "good" goddesses are both tomboys, so we know that the most superior fetish of them all was well established since antiquity.
>Aphrodite. Goddess of love. Dumb slut, walking avatar of bimbo. Nuff said.
Also constantly cuckolding her husband, with him inventing new and creative ways to punish her.
96fec7 No.15056840
>>15056534
Played through the game like 5 or 7 times back in the days. Always with Space Jesus. The rest of the faces were laughable bad. Same goes for Kotor 1 where i ended up with a bald space chink. Bioware and Obsidian can't make MC face for shit!
Same issue with neverwinter Nights 2. There is only one decent face for a human character and that all. Always play with him.
And let's not talka bout the outrageous hairs.
5e4511 No.15056846
>caring about Assassin's Creed
>ever
lmao at your lives
cb9fb2 No.15056880
>>15056846
The original idea was pretty good, then Patrice Désilets was fired and the franchise turned into how much revisionnism they can achieve to fit [current year] politics.
12ffcf No.15056895
>>15056880
The first AC was shit as well. It played like a barren prototype of game that lacked any sort of challenge, and any stealth elements present were an afterthought. The really insulting part is that even GTA3 gave players more to do in the gameworld than AC1 did.
7214dd No.15056899
>>15056789
Tomboy master race wins again
000000 No.15057043
>>15056789
Top goddesses is debatable. There was also Nike, the goddess of victory, and Styx, the goddess of the eponymous river. Then there's Achilles's mother, Thetis, whose myths are a tad strange in that while mortals may appeal to the olympian gods for higher intervention, when the olympian gods need intervention from a higher power, they apparently appeal to Thetis. Evidently Thetis's cult worshiped her as the creator of the universe.
000000 No.15057080
>>15045479
>What I want to know is that if they were going to do that, why not just snip the male protagonist out of the game altogether?
Dude, who the fuck cares what's "canon"? Does it matter?
0ac63a No.15057148
>>15056789
>Athena. Most praised Goddess. Virgin, no husband. Warrior. Literally boy with tits. Only good type of women that can exist in Greek mind.
Don't forget that she was literally born from Zeus's mind.
3d6ced No.15057159
Interesting, thanks for the insight, Anon.
12ffcf No.15057174
>>15057043
>Top goddesses is debatable.
Ask a normalfag the name of one Greek goddess. 9 out of 10 times they'll mention Athena.
000000 No.15058117
>>15057174
I thought we were judging greek culture though, not normalfags.
45f1c0 No.15064478
>>15045479
>while Assassin’s Creed Origins (review) returned to a single, male protagonist, at least he wasn’t yet another boring white fella.
>This is significantly undermined by the fact that Ubisoft is treating Alexios like the main protagonist pretty much everywhere else. The Pantheon and Spartan editions both feature Alexios statues, while the physical edition’s cover, though reversible, treats Alexios as the default.
>It’s unremarkable, unfortunately, but the choice to display Alexios more prominently is especially disappointing at a time when misogynists are kicking off about women in ‘historical’ games, such as Battlefield V. God forbid some guy doesn’t get in the spotlight. Of course, nothing’s to stop you from visiting your local video game den and quietly flipping covers to ensure everyone knows who the game’s real hero is.
The female character for all intents and purposes is "canon" yet RPS is STILL not satisfied and STILL asshurt. Incredible.
489db1 No.15064634
>>15064478
>at least he wasn’t yet another boring white fella.
But the greeks are/were white, what's the point here?
dac06b No.15064726
>>15064634
He mean we wuz originz n sheeeeit
489db1 No.15064948
>>15064726
Odyssey and Origins are already similar names
43132f No.15065051
Have a superior game that you can play NOW and that doesn't have Denuvo or nigger trannies on unicycles shooting HIV loads all over the place.
3d353f No.15074151
>>15045479
What else did you expect of the French?
f4c510 No.15074320
>>15074151
>What else did you expect of the French?
Cheese and Bread
067e66 No.15074386
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15045479
Apparently it's not always fun to work for Ubishit. They have re-educational camps for those who aren't into social justice.
2fe2bb No.15082505
>>15045566
>one breasted amazon myth
Over a million female archers will attest to the fact that you do not, in fact, need to lop off a tit to shoot a bow. Even women with big tits can shoot bows(probably not FF cups, though).
da425a No.15082590
>>15045566
>>15045769
It's meant to be a Sarmatian
>Their women, so long as they are virgins, ride, shoot, throw the javelin while mounted, and fight with their enemies. They do not lay aside their virginity until they have killed three of their enemies, and they do not marry before they have performed the traditional sacred rites. A woman who takes to herself a husband no longer rides, unless she is compelled to do so by a general expedition. They have no right breast; for while they are yet babies their mothers make red-hot a bronze instrument constructed for this very purpose and apply it to the right breast and cauterize it, so that its growth is arrested, and all its strength and bulk are diverted to the right shoulder and right arm.
But that comes from the Ancient Greeks and I don't trust any Greeks with actual history.
>>15064478
>at least he wasn’t yet another boring white fella.
But AC has had a bunch of non-white MC's, it's had an Arab, Native American and an Irishman.
2fe2bb No.15082676
>>15082590
>they burned their tits off
This is almost certainly false, for one the reasoning makes no sense even by the "drink fermented fox semen to cure the sniffles" logic of ancient times. Even the notion that "they get in the way" is wrong when you consider that tits are soft and armor is not.
>AC had non white MCs
You forgot the deminigger in AC:Origins and the Frenchman in Unity.
80fff4 No.15082738
>>15057148
It's his 3d waifu but he called her daughter. Ancient greek mythology represents the autism you find on the chans which proves to the fullest extent that it truly is an enlightened spiritual philosophy.
80fff4 No.15082752
>>15074320
good art
Most french art schools are top tier institutions but politically they are probably just as pozzed as every other university system. Imagine if they just took politics out of art school then people can actually express their talents. Yea I went to art school for a bit then I dropped out because my peers were very insufferable and somehow I attracted a psycho groupie esque girlfriend so I just said fuck this shit. Artschool is so degenerate I would put it on the same level as community college except community college probably has a higher T level and has less retarded people walking around.
2fe2bb No.15082795
>>15082752
>good art
Not in the last hundred years. Good mainstream art died before WW2, hell mainstream traditional ART died before WW2.
90% of the shit that comes out of any artistic institution or individual artist these days is utter shite(often literally), the remaining 10% get buried under mountains of nepotism and pretense. Don't get me started on the politics.
Source: I went to and graduated from a vocational high-school for art, got to meet a lot of people, got to go to a lot of places, got to hear about even more places, got to learn the more or less comprehensive education on every major art movement from the stone age till a few years ago. Still in contact with a lot of the people.
80fff4 No.15082821
>>15082795
>90% of the shit that comes out of any artistic institution or individual artist these days is utter shite(often literally)
that's how it always is though most great artists die without getting the recognition they deserve. It's actually the modern era where we even get artists who are actually allowed these insane budgets for these creative projects(imagine if someone handed michaelangelo like 1 billion dollars and said "Here make a star wars themed park" or some shit) this is what's going on now but the people in charge of the (((funding))) and the people who educate the artists are pozzed. People are pozzed from elementary school up so it's really no wonder why most things are shit.
c7f2a7 No.15082872
>>15048746
> Latino
dumbshit, half of them are communist
000000 No.15083057
Somehow, I found myself laughing and reading the pages of George W. Bush and Vladimir Lenin on the Assassin's Creed wiki. Apparently, Bush was a Templar puppet, and Lenin was affiliated with the Russian branch of Assassins. It seems like anyone the Ubisoft devs hated was "Templar-affiliated", and anyone they liked was "Assassins-affiliated".
Some other noteworthy names.
>Templar-affiliated people ("bad guys")
George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, Margaret Thatcher, Henry Ford, Adolf Hitler, Richard Nixon, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, etc.
And also Joseph Stalin & Mao Zedong for some reason. Seems like the Marxist/Leninist types of Communists are A-okay, but the Stalinists and Maoists can go fuck themselves.
>Assassins-affiliated people ("good guys")
Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx, Winston Churchill, Al Gore, Napoleon Bonaparte, Nikola Tesla, etc.
Given how petty and hilarious some of these affiliations are, I willing to bet you anything that Ubisoft will make Trump an ebil Templar & Obama an Assassin. Mark my words.
c7f2a7 No.15083070
>>15083057
>Lenin was affiliated with the Russian branch of Assassins
Lenin was a criminal and a dog