ab29b1 No.14988424
kek
Waluigi is fucking cancer and I'm glad he's not in Smash, you faggots are delusional if you think he ever had a chance. He's a shitty, stupid garbage meme character like Shrek whose place is in the dumpster. Suck my balls, you know I'm right
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dd2abb No.14988461
I don't think anyone will be angrier about anything in Smash more than the fag who hates Waluigi.
The people who wanted Waluigi are less salty than you
a91877 No.14988475
>>14988424
I never gave a shit about Waluigi, but your autistic rant wants me to see him playable out of spite.
9899a2 No.14988491
>>14988424
post your open gap face with soytendo console please
83c8c1 No.14988505
>>14988424
>Twitter promotional materials showed Waluigi getting banned for wrongthink
Wew.
fe772e No.14988508
ab29b1 No.14988523
>>14988461
>>14988475
>hey you're just like the people you're trying to mock hehe
6de1f8 No.14988533
>>14988491
>Walugui isnt the soyboy choice
9890cb No.14988557
>>14988523
Oh I'd say you're way worse than the people you're trying to mock you autistic fuck.
6de1f8 No.14988576
>>14988557
Nah youre a retard and not even close.
9890cb No.14988583
>>14988576
Nice ID hopping OP, really proving that you're not severely autistic.
c1ab2e No.14988594
>>14988573
>getting mad about snap posting
life must be suffering for you
83c8c1 No.14988603
Waluigi will have a major role in Super Wario RPG.
6de1f8 No.14988606
>>14988557
>Everyone who laughs at WaPo is IP hopping
How is life a being brain damaged cuck?
3351cf No.14988630
>>14988424
Oof, I haven't seen an OP this autistic in a while.
9890cb No.14988631
>>14988606
You'll have to tell me sometime OP.
b49a16 No.14988635
>>14988424
>never couch co-oped mario tennis 64 or mario party with wario and waluigi
He was never a meme character, you just never had friends.
6de1f8 No.14988730
>>14988635
>He was never a meme character
b25375 No.14988761
The only reason Waluigi exists is to give Wario a doubles partner. He's always been terrible and looks even more jewish than Wario does. I find it hard to believe that anyone unironically likes Waluigi.
b25375 No.14988780
>>14988655
It's like a living 56% meme
25b8e8 No.14988796
This is legitimantly the first time I've agreed with WaPo
75ab49 No.14988960
43f294 No.14989004
Can we talk about Samus's (lack of) tits again?
5f67cc No.14989022
Waluigi being bullied over not being in Smash is a classic Smash series meme. Now that Daisy got in before him it got even funnier. Having him actually be in would ruin it.
1b47cd No.14989025
>>14989004
I don't understand why would anyone play these games for the tits. The characters look tiny on the screen most of the time, move really fucking hectically and the animations are shit.
Go play fucking Soul Calibur or DOA if you want to jerk it while button mashing.
b024a2 No.14989042
>>14988780
Its an old downie and since he has an extra chromosome that makes him 2% more white than anyone else.
5f67cc No.14989043
>>14989004
I like her new tits better. They're likely just as big underneath, but compress like an actual bodysuit. Her Smash 4 tits just looked ridiculously cartoonish and stupid.
b7e143 No.14989044
>>14988427
The world is getting too autistic for me.
43f294 No.14989090
>>14989025
Of course you don't play it for the tits, but they're still supposed to be there. You know, for the occasional close up shot.
b25375 No.14989368
>>14989036
>everyone is stupid but me
bf0beb No.14989401
>>14989368
everyone is stupid but me
20c1f1 No.14989412
Waluigi is a meme character. Daisy is a tomboy in a dress. The choice is obvious to anyone who isn't a vine worshiping smooth-brain.
f12c59 No.14989421
>>14988424
>Waluigi is fucking cancer
Obligatory.
754e9a No.14989453
>>14988761
I like him. He's silly, self-pitying and the most human-shaped of the bunch.
594ea0 No.14989460
>Washington Post trying to find any reason to complain
Haven't even owned a Nintendo game since the Gamecube era.
f1d06d No.14989569
43f294 No.14989651
>>14989569
I would torpedo her tits, if you know what I mean
a0a03e No.14989662
>>14989569
>discriminating against breasts
a16b35 No.14989689
>>14989412
>The choice is obvious
Waluigi in a dress.
a4d4dc No.14989719
>>14988424
imagine actually being this mad over your favorite bing bing wahoo party game
b53bf8 No.14990035
So now the tables have turned haven't they? The ride never ends!
Why would a bunch of progressives like the Washington Post publish an article about wanting white cis-gender male characters in video games? Use this opportunity to report Washington Post for what they are: alt-right neo-Nazis.
f39aa3 No.14990044
>implying Waluigi won't be either a secret character or an alternate costume
This new Smash is overtly pandering. They know exactly what they're doing and exactly what fanboys want. If this is anyone's main concern, I wouldn't worry about it.
33070a No.14990206
>>14988427
>Since he stood for nothing, supporters could project their wildest hopes unto him, like Barack Obama in 2008
ad28aa No.14990236
>>14988424
Its probably because they unironically think he is uncircumcised by canon.
47ea04 No.14990247
>>14989004
Impotent soybys are slaves of the talking dogs (women), and those talking dogs in the industry are all inferior products (ugly as hell) that want to feel better by taking away beauty from games.
Never give money to companies that self-censor their products to appeal to subhumans.
>>14989025
>>14989043
Child rapists ("journalists") exposed.
33070a No.14990250
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>>14989569
Banana breasts > Torpedo tits > Melons > DFC > Regular breasts > Fake tits > Flapjacks > Really obvious fake tits
Objective truth.
ad28aa No.14990260
>>14989025
If socjus can bitch about her tits until they get a reduction and pretend that is what the western market wants, I can be mad at Nintendo for actually listening and do my small part to show that isn't what the western market wants. Same for DoA.
b25375 No.14990272
>>14989453
>self-pitying
He actually IS more jewish than Wario.
eca3e3 No.14990357
>>14988424
oh look someone who about to get told harder than anti-ridley fags
ab29b1 No.14991351
>>14990044
He's an assist trophy you dumb fuck. That's all he's getting and is more than he deserves.
2550ef No.14991890
FUCK YOUR PURPLE KIKE
WHERE'S MY NIGGA ISAAC
18e1c2 No.14993250
>>14989004
They needed to redirect the mass elsewhere.
1e02b2 No.14993274
>>14988424
>Daisy is a clone character
>A bastardized Peach
>People will pay for this
>Daisy is not a clone of Peach guise
CAMELOT GOING BANKRUPT OMG OMG
0d4a10 No.14993278
>>14988424
Waluigi is fine but he is a minor character why would that even be news worthy.
453a43 No.14993400
on one hand yeah why not make waluigi playable, on the other hand he's only acknowledged by the reddit tier "LE WAH" meme and anyone promoting it should be punished
935be2 No.14993418
>>14988424
Waluigi deserves a spot more than Daisy. Fuck Daisy. Just a shitty palette swap of Peach.
935be2 No.14993424
019a9d No.14993431
>>14993424
>This guy doesn't agree with me,must be from reddit
Not an argument.
27ac0f No.14993441
>>14988424
People bitching that waluigi isn't a playable character in smash rather than him not getting his own game proves nintendo is right about the character.
1e02b2 No.14993458
So what happened to Mona?
a31d06 No.14993525
dd2abb No.14993545
>>14989004
They made her a musclegirl and her ass is still intact so I'd say it's fine.
It's probably just Sakurai showing his bias for Kid Icarus again because Palutena is the only one with visible pantsu.
8719ea No.14993552
>>14993525
They literally are the best, you fag.
Perky tbh
bd1bae No.14993558
>>14988424
I've never seen a thread so desperately in need of dubs.
aa4d88 No.14993565
>>14988424
waluigi only decent thing nintendo ever made fuk u bitch waliugi is fuckingbased eatshit and die bitch
1e02b2 No.14993576
>>14993565
If you think that's bad, wait until they show Wario's full moveset:
shit tier along with dr mario and pacman
0d4a10 No.14993581
>>14993545
OK I get Samus. I don't think thats SJW or EVO babies crying. This is just HAL undoing Namco's changes. Samus is a bounty hunter that runs around in a massive suit of power armor shes going to be buff as fuck.
But why the fuck shove in a child looking Zelda? Zelda in Smash 4 was the royal hotness now shes some fucking dumb ass looking loli. Daisy is damn fine though.
7ac3d1 No.14993590
53e10d No.14993596
>>14993250
One one hand, how dare they shrink tits
On the other hand /fit/ girls are my fetish
dd2abb No.14993599
>>14993581
You are the first person I have seen complain about Zelda's LBW design in Ultimate. She looks cute and fine as hell, are you blind?
0d4a10 No.14993614
>>14993599
Personal preference Anon. I like these things called adults.
dd2abb No.14993617
>>14993614
She looks pretty adult to me, I dunno about you
594899 No.14993624
>>14993581
LBW Zelda > Rehashed Twilight Zelda
Blondefying Twilight Zelda as an alt just makes her hair worse.
0d4a10 No.14993629
>>14993617
>Each to their own.
Hey I respect that most people like the new Zelda but its just not working for me personally Anon.
dd2abb No.14993631
>>14993629
It's all good. We all have our preferences.
dd2abb No.14993633
>>14993631
Wait shit it happened again
85f9bc No.14993635
Aren't they supposed to be a newspaper?
Why does a newspaper write about a fucking meme character's exclusion in a video game?
7e3e18 No.14993649
>>14993581
Her facial expressions are cute and I'm digging the new spell animations from what I've seen so far, I like the TP design too though
ab29b1 No.14993685
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>>14993418
Your salt gives me life you worthless Waluigifag.
1e02b2 No.14993716
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>>14993685
This is now a gmod thread
a31d06 No.14993837
>>14993552
But it's less round and less space to jam your benis into faggot
462f02 No.14993868
>>14993635
If it will net them clicks, they'll publish it.
5b6f8a No.14994381
>>14988424
WaPo are faggots, but so are you. Waluigi's a cool guy and there's absolutely nothing wrong with him, but I'm fine with him not being playable in Smash. The game is overflowing with great characters already, and I'm going to have an excruciatingly hard time choosing my main. Waluigi would just make it harder.
6de1f8 No.14994712
>>14993635
journalism is dead anon.
8d02a7 No.14994777
>fans of a stupid and irrelevant character acting smug towards fans of another stupid and irrelevant character because the former gets a model swap in an extremely overrated game series
This shouldn't even matter to Daisyfags because Peach had a costume to make her look like Daisy I think since Melee. Your stupid contrarian waifu has been available for three games, I'm sorry you weren't able to hear her terrible voice in those ones but that's what you get for wanting to play as orange Peach.
Halfchan rapefugee genocide when?
da23c8 No.14995031
>>14993274
Sakurai literally made a new category for clone characters. I'm not sure if that's an argument in favor of it, but at least he's dropping pretenses.
086b17 No.14995054
>>14993581
Because it's literally a different character, not just a different design. Have you never played Zelda? The name is passed down through generations of reincarnations. If you put all the Zeldas in a room, you'd have a thousand years of royal lineage, not one person in different art styles and dresses.
c58e68 No.14995059
I only want Waluigi because he's a perfect rep for the mario spinoffs.
He was made for them, is a staple character, and was even a boss in the DDR one. You can make such a good moveset around the spin off games with him too, he's expressive as hell, and with the weird tools he could use theres potential for a very unique character.
Imagine all the normal and smash attacks use various sports gear, can use a kart like Wario's bike, final smash is DDR moves, throw in a special that is his assist trophy stomp, maybe a projectile based on the striker ball. Hell dude's even got costumes sorted with his sports outfits!
da23c8 No.14995069
>>14993581
This design looks like a nice compilation of all the Zelda's to date, I'm glad they went with it instead of shitting up the classic look with BOTW Zelda like they did with Link. Should produce some salt from faggots that didn't get their Instagram thot as well.
d66495 No.14995132
>>14993581
Characters from Legend of Zelda don't have to be the same style all the time, it's the whole damn point of the series, it's the Hero of Time and he changes in each iteration. Also, we got three different styles (+ 2 if you count YL and TL) and barring the BotW one (which is nice but Link is green ffs) it's a pretty good fit for each of the characters.
5cf3b9 No.14995155
Another joke that normalfags ran into the ground.
It kinda annoys me because I always liked that kind of character, the underdog vilain you end up liking more than the protagonists, like Dastardly in Wacky Race
d66495 No.14995330
>>14995155
Have you ever stopped and thought about him though? He's the best driver in the entire competition, since he's always in first place or manages to find legal shortcuts that put him there when he's being defeated, yet he has to stop and be evil to the other characters even when it's detrimental to him. I love him, it's the kind of characters we don't see anymore in modern media.
efd6e6 No.14995930
>>14993596
>That pic
Source?
1f2ccf No.14995958
>3 marios is not enough
>we need 4!
Mk-ninjas.jpg
49378e No.14995971
>>14988424
>Bezos is the richest man on the planet
>he spends his money building up PR for Waluigi
3f9009 No.14995974
>>14989651
i would tits her torbedo if you know what i mean
ece159 No.14996094
>>14990035
>>14993278
>Why would a bunch of progressives like the Washington Post publish an article about wanting white cis-gender male characters in video games?
Because they want to seem hip and on top of the memes. It's a pathetic attempt to appeal to the internet. Kind of like when Wendy's twitter found success shitposting and every other corporate account followed suit for attention.
>>14995155
>Another joke that normalfags ran into the ground.
Pretty much. The over exaggerated opinions for or against him are this week's version of the pineapple on pizza debate. It's something that's fun and has produced some quality OC on a small scale, but when blown up it just turns into normalfags reusing the same jokes over and over again and ruining it. Also Wacky Races is pretty big in Japan, so it wouldn't surprise me if Dick Dastardly inspired Waluigi.
730ebc No.14996162
JAPAN TIME IS BACK
Picture of the day returns!
7390a3 No.14996175
>>14988424
>The CalArts mouth
730ebc No.14996176
>>14993581
Wow, you're a giant faggot. Please go away
LBW Zelda looks super cute
She got hyper buffs
+Neutral Air is super fast with little ending lag and more hitbox
+Up air has less recovery time too
+both fair and bair also have less recovery time
+Dair has less recovery time and now is fire like up air with more hitbox/disjointed hitbox/Lingering hitbox
+Din's Fire is way faster to explode and with less lag now
+Nayru's Love also has less recovery time and is faster in use in general
+Farore's wind also has less frames in order to happen
So far this is what has been shown on the invitational. She got hyper buffed and she needed it. Same with palutena. Palutena went from Tier E to Tier B and Zelda went from Tier G to Tier B just from these changes alone, we don't even know how they buffed the tilts or other attacks
ea57e0 No.14996186
>Perhaps THIS will let the kids know we're worth reading and thus worth gobbling up the propaganda we spew on a daily fucking basis!
DO NOT CONSUME MAINSTREAM MEDIA
730ebc No.14996199
>>14996186
Liberals are degenerate
98ba59 No.14997641
>>14988461
All Waluigifags do is make memes.
56de2e No.14997706
>>14996186
That's disgusting.
20c1f1 No.14997724
>>14997641
That's 'cos it's a meme character. If it was actually added to the game the novelty would wear off in a day.
1e02b2 No.14998641
>>14994777
OP is actually the guy who has a boner over Mona, according to him: Wario could have his Wario Land moveset, leaving Mona doing the fart attacks. Of course, he's the one posting shitty facebook memes, promoting a shitty macrophilia game and unironically liking Garfield.
3ccb5f No.14998846
>>14988424
It's actually super weird how retards actually think Waluigi should be in smash now. It used to be a funny goof to talk about liking him and wanting him in it. Reminds me of how people used to discuss my little pony ironically.
I don't think anybody is really pushing that hard for him, but still. The character literally exists so that Wario doesn't have to play tennis with toad.
4b150a No.14998906
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>Waluigi is a meme character
If any of you had actually played the games he's in you'd know better
31c880 No.14999000
>>14998906
Yeah dude he's a fucking god in DDR Mario Mix
cf4f89 No.14999212
75fb48 No.14999568
>>14993581
>royal hotness
>better than Ultimate Zelda
Fuck off.
75fb48 No.14999571
>>14993633
That's bullshit and good fucking riddance.
75fb48 No.14999582
>>14993581
>>14999568
>dumbass
>loli
I'm changing my (You) to "kill yourself", fucking retard.
b33830 No.14999625
>>14989090
Those look absolutely fucking terrible.
dd2abb No.14999802
>ITT: Waluigi is the new Ridley
6de1f8 No.15004845
>>14999802
>thinking people actually want waluigi
He's just a shitty meme character, no popularity in any region not even in the top10. ever. Bayo was top rank for requests to the EU region, Ridley was Top NA polls and the ballot, and K rool has always been in the top pick for Japan. Nobody cares about Waluigi, hes lucky to even get top30.
ab29b1 No.15004894
>>15004845
>There are Trashleyfags who think she has a "high possibility" of being in Smash Ultimate now
>Just because she didn't appear as an AT in the E3 demo
>This somehow isn't wishful thinking
ef3744 No.15004895
>>15004845
I enjoy playing Wario for a laugh and my autism would be happy with having him in the game, but I'd much rather have Wonder Red or Kunio-kun, or fucking hell, even Geno.
a2020f No.15004917
>>14993581
>runs around in a massive suit of power armor
>implying futuristic power armor requires your own muscles to move
>implying they don't have powered exoskellington built inside so the user can be a busty and curvy qt3.14
dd2abb No.15004936
>>15004845
The thing is, I think that unlike Ridley being too big, Waluigi has no valid excuse not to be playable besides "durr you just want him in as a meme"
I'm not even the biggest advocate for Waluigi, but now I want him in because it'd cause a fucking shitstorm. So I suppose you're right in that respect, but he'd have his own merits as a playable character.
>>15004894
I mean, I dunno. You'd think they woulda showed her off right off the bat if she was an assist trophy. Though this likely means that she isn't in the game at all as opposed to her being playable.
>>15004895
Sakurai has even said he wanted to add Geno but couldn't because of Squeenix licensing issues. Well, those issues certainly must be resolved now.
bc0b2d No.15004939
>>15004932
>>15004919
i reloaded why didn't my first reply appear? whatever
6de1f8 No.15004994
>>15004895
WonderRed could easily be a crazy character with multicharacter ala Ice Climbers pushed to 11 but it just wasnt a popular game and with Bayo already in, I dont see WR having a chance for a second Platinum Games rep.
But sure bring on Geno, I dont give a fuck if Cloud is already in. Geno is more interesting than a giant sword character. I'm mildly salty they didnt just use the custom skills for echo fighters like Daisy after already developing the tweaked specials and its just a copypaste job skin.
2ab9e1 No.15005011
Waluigi couldn't have been a character because the last slot is for Rex
please Sakurai
ab29b1 No.15005027
>>15005011
>Generic gay anime fuckboy #16963945
d57950 No.15005042
>>15005027
>fuckboy
You sure seem to know a lot about gay
c61bb6 No.15005045
>>15005011
>Wants Rex and not Pyra.
You are subhuman.
2ab9e1 No.15005073
>>15005045
Pyra without Rex and Rex without Pyra defeat the entire point. If rex doesn't have a blade switch system then that's lazy and defeats the point of putting a XC2 character in.
It should be Rex with Pyra, Roc, and Nia, with Mythra and Pneuma accessible through items and/or specials.
0f9662 No.15005091
>>15005073
Rex having Roc and Nia would be a spoiler. It should just be Rex with Pyra in the background powering his abilities. Could also have a switch to Mythra, maybe giving some alternate abilities or more damage.
364813 No.15005108
>>15005045
>he doesnt want rex with pyra, mythra and nia
smh tbh fam!
>>15005091
>spoiler
>for a 10 year old game
ce8c4c No.15005110
>>15005091
if it's less than 3 blades it's a lazy cop-out. Tora could also work.
ce8c4c No.15005112
>>15005108
how many xenoblade games do you think there are?
0f9662 No.15005113
>>15005108
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>10 years old
Uhh?
52fc45 No.15005246
You fags are all blind to the bigger picture.
Noticed how certain assist trophies from the previous games weren't seen anywhere in the trailers, nor the demos? Hmmm…
3ec15f No.15005577
>>15005246
Shadow would be pretty boring, but I think Tingle has some potential.
ae75d3 No.15005632
I still don't understand why people want Waluigi Smash when Wario isn't even there to begin with. Warioware is a fucking abomination.
ce8c4c No.15005832
>>15005632
because Waluigi is a meme
38e353 No.15005878
If there is one good thing that Smash Ultimate has done, it has brought this picture into existence.
Aside form that the return of some kind of adventure mode would be nice.
d4f31a No.15005898
>>15005878
Also this picture.
8f1708 No.15005963
>>15005577
>we will never have snake in smash again
Those codec calls were glorious
dd2abb No.15005972
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>>15005963
Uh
You did hear the news, right?
ba8be0 No.15005991
>>14993633
/v/ gets the most argumentative when discussing porn, though.
Whenever somebody brings up femboys, futa or furshit it goes to shit.
It would happen with loli more often but the mods usually delete posts that shit on lolicon for whatever reason.
ba8be0 No.15006020
888aab No.15006035
>>15005991
Because the mods are a bunch of kike pedophiles.
53e10d No.15006186
01158e No.15006206
>>15005963
Snake is back, and being voiced by David Hayter even. Everyone is back.
8c7907 No.15006246
b25375 No.15006582
How did Waluigi even become a meme character? I've only seen him in Mario Tennis 64 so I didn't realize that he was this popular.
0f9662 No.15006587
>>15006582
He's always that one guy in the kart/party games. He's the most mysterious, weird and overlooked of the 4 brothers. He doesn't have much of a canon personality, and so became a meme.
5f1f48 No.15006614
Waluigi is the fascist man's character.
0cbb8b No.15006627
>>14988424
It's funny, because when SSB4 came out a bunch of people were saying essentially the exact same thing as you, only with "Daisy" or "Ridley" instead. You fags that think you know exactly what Nintendo will do in the future are pathetic.
b25375 No.15006648
>>15006587
Did they ever specify if Waluigi is Wario's brother or not?
3f1d54 No.15006682
jesus fucking christ i hate every single one of you
0f2376 No.15006709
I suddenly saw a dozen pozzed tech shilling places come up with a mention of waluigi. I think it must have originated on reddit or something.
I rather get K. Rool
fa7d40 No.15006727
>>14988424
Nobody actually gives a shit about Waluigi being in smash, you washington post reading retard. People like Waluigi and like memeing.
022578 No.15010343
I like Waluigi enough, especially when I was younger, but it's hard to get invested when I feel Wario just pulls off the shtick better in pretty much every way.
I guess that's the issue with him, he's derivative of both Luigi and Wario who were already derivatives of Mario to begin with.
cf9b6e No.15010380
>>15005577
>Shadow would be pretty boring
What you dont like sonic with guns and chaos powers?
ab29b1 No.15010398
>>15006627
I never said any such thing. Waluigi has always been a shitty meme character and the "love" people are showing for him is insincere. Daisy and Ridley have always been more likely than him..
Stay salty faggot.
8b1ebc No.15010419
>>14989421
Knew this was going to be posted. It's only become more hilarious with hindsight.
ab29b1 No.15010434
http://archive.is/By8LH
>waluigi calls in a fucking bomb threat over not being in smash
a54b97 No.15011314
>>15004895
>Kunio-kun
My nigger. I guess I shouldn't be surprised Sakurai isn't batting an eye at him, but he's the epitome of a Japanese classic while still being alive.
5ceccf No.15011321
>>15006614
That's a funny way of saying inbred crackhead
a32e9d No.15011351
>>14994402
>literally the “take your screenshots, everyone” screenshot from the Vinny “I’m a milquetoast neoliberal piece of shit who refuses to actually take a side on any issue or discuss anything with any modicum of intelligence” Vinesauce Infinite stream
Yeah, Waluigi deserves to be in Smash, and with Infinite’s moveset.
a32e9d No.15011358
>>14993635
>(((Washington Post)))
>a newspaper
>giving a shit about facts, logic, truth, or reason
lol, you’re retarded
ab29b1 No.15011362
>>15011351
An Assist Trophy is more than Waluigi deserves faggot.
a69898 No.15011372
>>14993635
>Meme character
What they don't understand is Nintendo is most likely aware of the Waluigi meme and understands if they put him in the game as a playable character they destroy him as a meme and lose free some advertisement for the Super Mario series. Waluigi is never going to be playable in Smash.
fce8c7 No.15011381
>>14989044
there is too much soy in the water supply
ef3744 No.15011386
>>15011314
The series isn't even fully dead. They're still releasing and localizing Kunio-kun/RCR games every now and then. Ness and Lucas were obscure as fuck by most standards. We got goddamned Pacman and the Dog from Duck Hunt, for fuck's sake. Neither have been relevant in decades. Kunio-kun has huge brand recognition in Japan and a cult following in America (it got an indie sequel that sucked, but whatever), and he's got enough of a moveset to be easy enough to design a fighter out of. He's a no-brainer, but instead, we get smashspergs arguing over getting Goku and Waluigi into the fucking game
a54b97 No.15011477
>>15011386
Oh yeah, I'm well aware the games are still alive. Just got the true ending for River City: Rival Showdown, and I'm working on getting the weird ending and getting to/beating Tough as Nails.
>smashspergs
Nig, we're gonna be the next smashspergs arguing over him if this little dude gains any traction. He's a very solid choice, yes, but we gotta outsperg the spergs.
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a54b97 No.15011649
>>15011581
Kunio thread now? Kunio thread now. I wanna meme him in.
I'm scared of promoting him too much though, considering how small the community is if he gets popular it'll somehow get overran by tumblr cunts.
8eb15c No.15011665
>>15011649
I would be more scared of the Yuri crowd.
I used to play a bit of the SNES game with a couple mates, never really got that far though.
ef3744 No.15011690
>>15011649
They already made River City Ransom Underground that was released last year. It was quickly forgotten because the retarded nobodies who kickstartered the game had no idea what they were doing and made a sequel to a NES game with shittier controls and tons of input delay and a poorly timed combo system.
a54b97 No.15011701
>>15011665
Shodai or Shin? I found Shodai's random encounters to be incredibly cancerous at the beginning, especially when Hiroshi's trying to actually fight with friendly fire on. Shin, on the other hand, ain't exactly anything like other Kunio games but it does at least play decent. Both soundtracks are damn good though.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=H2zcSs7Qaw8
>>15011690
I remember that, in my opinion everything about it looked pretty awful. Not even the soundtrack was all that good, but the combo system was at least a nice idea in theory.
8eb15c No.15011708
>>15011701
Shodai for sure, shit is rad as fuck when your boys run in to see the boncho and tell him our guys are fighting in the garage
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a54b97 No.15011742
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>>15011708
You'll definitely have to play the rest, Kunio gives some top-tier bantz around the end. And that last stage music.
8eb15c No.15011749
>>15011742
ah jeeze that's nice
dd2abb No.15011780
>>15006627
This.
See here's what people need to understand. There's a large group of people who seem to think Sakurai and Nintendo at large don't know what the fans want and aren't in touch with them. That's completely wrong, they absolutely do know and are 100% in touch. The thing is, it's not so much whether or not they know as it is whether or not they care, and who the fuck knows what Nintendo really, honestly cares about (besides money, but that's a no-brainer).
b5ffc4 No.15011790
>>15011358
>stupid fetishist shit written by a jewess
Wow. I am shocked. This is my shocked face. This is me spamming caps lock in my shocked surprise of shock.
>further showcased and lauded by other jews
Like oh em gee I need my anti shock pills.
ba8be0 No.15011807
>>15010434
I really want to see somebody draw Waluigi ringing up Nintendo and saying they have 48 hours to add him to Smash or else
205e16 No.15011831
>>15010434
Can't believe a Waluigifag was this ass hurted to do a bomb threat.
205e16 No.15011838
>>15011831
shit! forgot to add pic.
cf9b6e No.15013458
>>15006035
>kike pedophiles.
*kike child molesters
they don't actually love children
ba8be0 No.15013474
022578 No.15013476
>>15011831
I've seen so many fake bomb threats that I wouldn't be surprised if this one was just a falseflag
9930d4 No.15013532
>>15013474
He's kinda right though, philia means love. Brotherly love to be exact as in strong friendship, not an onii-chan doing lewd things to his imouto
The more correct term would be pedo-eros. But since that doesn't roll off the tongue as well people went with pedophilia. And even then it'd still mean passionate love of children, which I'm fairly sure is not something the average Moloch-worshiping kike feels.
ea5a58 No.15013585
>>15006614
Waluigi is the Amerimutt meme before it became a thing.
d66495 No.15013892
>>15005246
You joke about this, but it would literally be a breath of fresh air, a goofy character from an actual Nnitendo franchise already in the game, with plenty of games to get inspired by to make its moveset. Especially since 4 brought in like a thousand sword anime users.
d66495 No.15013925
>>15004845
>the youkai watch cat
I absolutely hate this. How old is this list? Isn't that series slowing down in sales? Also why is Geno so consistently high?
>>15005898
Cursed image
>>15011649
See, Kunio-Kun would make much more sense. It's a series widely known both in Japan and America despite coming from a niche.
a54b97 No.15014084
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>>15013925
I legitimately think it's impossible to sanely argue against Kunio's inclusion unless it's just a preference thing. He's a human and seems anime-ish, yes, but even with that in mind he's not a genetic sword-based human. In fact, I can see him being the type to take a trash can outta nowhere and bash someone over the head with it. An actual dirty fighter.
The only argument I can see against him is that Kunio is "obscure in America" but that's also bullshit, almost everyone knows River City Ransom or at the very least one of the other western games
/autism
d66495 No.15014117
>>15014084
RCR has been referenced by a shitload of movies and comic books about people pretending to give a damn about vidya, why can't they be added in smash damn it.
ef3744 No.15014149
>>15014084
>distinct unique look that doesn't overlap with any existing smash character
>recognizable for Americans and Nips
>already meme-worthy for the coin dropping gag and death lines like BARF
>Alternate costumes and color variants for Kunio and Riki, or Alex and Ryan
>hugely varied moveset including weapons, throws, punches, kicks, and combos
>great music to remaster into awesome tracks
>could easily have a street stage like Onett
>not a Fire Emblem character
I regret not pushing this as hard as possible back when Smash 4 was doing character polls.
a54b97 No.15014161
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>>15014117
Everyone from the shitty journalists to the classic people would be hyped once they learned "he's the guy from RCR." Does Sakurai just not know about this? Is the series such a niche that no-one is raising a fuss about it? The series just doesn't get enough love, man.
7154a0 No.15014173
>>15005246
Tingle getting in would only be a good thing if he uses his Majora design over the Toon one
a54b97 No.15014193
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>>15014149
It ain't too late, Anon. Ridleybros and Daisyfags got their character in, we just need to be the Kuniofags who push him in hard enough. Biggest problem is a lack of community. I do know it's worldwide though, mainly from some Russians to Japan.
9930d4 No.15014245
>Tingle with rupee laser beam final smash from Rosy Rupeeland
>Tingle throwing gifts from Balloon Trip of Love that do extra damage to female fighters
>Tingle throwing tingle bombs from above while using his Up+B balloon float
>down+A attack is a kooloh-lim-PAH with the kooloo-lim part being as long as you charge the attack
>could steal rupees with his attacks that make his resistance higher, but loses them when hit
Could be really fun
234298 No.15014625
>>15014245
Was Tingle not deconfirmed as an assist trophy yet? I noticed in one vid Samurai Goroh already was.
9930d4 No.15014654
>>15014625
I personally wouldn't be surprised if they weren't going to add anyone beyond the characters already shown, my post was just daydreaming a bit about how Tingle could be implemented if he was.
ff3f87 No.15014656
>>15005963
>>15005972
>Snake is in
>means Konami IPs are viable
Simon Belmon when?
722a18 No.15014723
>>15014084
>>15014149
I hadn't even considered Kunio-kun in Smash Bros. until this thread and now I'm pissed off it's not going to happen. Oh well, I needed a long-shot hopeful to wish for since Takamaru and Bomberman are confirmed ATs and I doubt Sakurai will give me Ray 01. Now I have something to scream for.
ef3744 No.15014728
>>15014656
Simon or Richter and even Dracula would all make cool additions to the roster. yet again, better than Waluigi.
b51ae4 No.15014764
>>15014728
Better yet, have simon as a character and richter/trevor as alternate costumes.
330726 No.15014800
>>14988424
The real question is why a news media outlet is concerned with a product rather then news?
Also anti-ridley fags latching onto Waluigi after being proven wrong is just something they would do.
dd2abb No.15015155
>>15014728
I don't doubt Simon is getting in. Castlevania is the only staple Nintendo franchise left that has no reps in Smash, and he's been requested for years.
b51ae4 No.15015178
>>15015155
I hope he does, the belmonts aer cool and i want to see what songs will they put in smash for them, also hopefully dracula's castle as a stage.
022578 No.15015977
>>15014656
>>15014728
>>15015155
>>15015178
Some leaks that claimed Ridley also said Simon, so Simon is very likely, possibly the last newcomer.
614056 No.15016011
>>15004994
Nintendo owns W101, it wouldn't be a Platnium rep.
64563d No.15016075
>>14989651
What you should be doing is shoving your tits into Samus's dicks if you know what I mean.
72790a No.15018069
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>>15013925
>Also why is Geno so consistently high?
Geno is one of the few characters that Sakurai wants to put in but couldn't due to something in the way, which is SquareEnix owning the rights to Geno in this case. Now that Cloud is in Smash Ultimate, there is a very likely chance that Geno would get in as well.
Also, Super Mario RPG has enough moves for Geno to use to make a moveset out of. Video related.
0616bf No.15018094
>>15018069
He was in, as a costume.
0cbb8b No.15018107
>>15015977
What leaks didn't claim Ridley was in? He was possibly the single most requested character that didn't get in as DLC. Of course a lot of fake leakers would put him on the list. Belmont is another fairly popular character, so it makes sense that both would show up on fake leak lists often. Also I'm not so sure about Simon getting in, partially because he is relatively forgotten due to all the other Belmonts and other Caslevania main characters that came after him. Even if characters like Sonic, Snake or Megaman have gotten redesigns or new versions or whatever, they're still very iconic in a way Simon isn't.
730ebc No.15025823
>>15015178
>Alucard as an assist trophy
>Shanoa as an assist trophy
>An Empty tome
>Bloody tears
>divine bloodlines
>Dracula's castle
>Vampire Killer
>Clock Tower mix
>those specials that simply write themselves with knife, cross, holy water and axe
dd2abb No.15025833
>People are twitter bombing Sakurai threatening him over Waluigi not being in Smash
I'm sure this will convince him to put Waluigi in
4c3166 No.15025918
>>14995330
so he's highly competent, yet also a turbo-autist? no pun intended
>>15025823
>Alucard as an assist trophy
>Shanoa as an assist trophy
i'd rather have them as playable characters, or maybe julius
e4d269 No.15025936
>>15025918
>>14995330
I've always wondered if Dick was just so good at racing, that legitimately winning just isn't exciting for him, anymore. So he tries to win by cheating, because that's the only way he can have fun with it.