ac341a No.14982763
SHOWS OVER NIGGERS, HAND IN YOUR REPORT CARDS AND SHOW THE CLASS HOW YOU DID
92921b No.14982780
41fc7d No.14982783
>F-
>Failing more than a failure
Unironically KYS yourself OP
ab937e No.14982896
Sorry it's the cuckchan one. I didn't have the 8chan one when the shows started and by the time I started editing them it was the point of no return.
347cf5 No.14983069
>starting off with cuckchan's report card
How to kill a thread with one image.
158888 No.14983748
>>14982896
>new Mario Party and Smash! 12 out of 10!!!
Are you fucking 12?
683aa1 No.14983803
>>14983748
what in the ever living shit is wrong with smash?
5638dd No.14983860
So which was worse? EA or Sony?
158888 No.14983927
>>14983803
It's for fucking children, grow the fuck up. Smash is a fighting game for fucking plebs. Nintendo and Kingdom Hearts are prime time autistic cancer. What are you, fucking 10?
f56df0 No.14983998
>>14982896
>cuckchan report card
<"GUYS THEY SHOWED SMESH!!1!!!11"
>gives Nintendo a fucking A
I can smell the soy from here.
683aa1 No.14984037
>>14983927
>muh mature gaem
what is this, 2002? eat shit faggot.
4a0c20 No.14984164
>>14983998
lmao get fucked
158888 No.14984329
>>14983998
wew lad, you took the words out of my mouth.
If you're a nintnedo fanboy, you may as well neck yourself or grow the fuck up.
141b3c No.14984361
Bethesda won E3. Soyni was a close second.
4226ab No.14984362
>/v/ always tries to find the worst in everything
87e724 No.14984374
>>14983927
It'll be okay to like "kid's" games again once you graduate middle school fag
ecd54c No.14984422
>>14984374
But seriously, what is it with kids and becoming obsessed with "maturity" when they become teenagers. I remember everyone suddenly hated pokemon during late elementary school, and then in late high school everyone thought it was fucking awesome again.
4226ab No.14984454
>>14984422
>I remember everyone suddenly hated pokemon during late elementary school, and then in late high school everyone thought it was fucking awesome again.
They don't want to feel embarrassed that they still like kid's stuff. But by adulthood, they don't care anymore and they can openly like it for the "Nostalgia" factor the same way 80s kids still like Transformers.
158888 No.14984494
>>14984422
I'm not trying to shit on kids stuff, but Nintendo games in general are super autistic. I am having trouble even finding the words to quantify how childish and ridiculous the games are. I would put being a Nintendo fan boy up there with being a Sonic or Kingdom Hearts fan, and for the lore, not the gameplay The material is fucking cringe.
48c5e9 No.14984497
>>14984454
>>14984422
but games designed for kids or younger audience are easier, you fucking plebs
158888 No.14984518
a55bc2 No.14984540
>>14982763
You get an F for that atrocious image.
760dfd No.14984635
>>14982763
>Cuckchan report card
You get a U for Ungradable because you are a gigantic cross posting faggot.
737a66 No.14984698
>>14984422
I think this term applies, which is something we really need in western languages.
158888 No.14985033
974287 No.14985055
i did not watch e3, so thanks for the compilation.
I really want some compilation of everything degenerate pro multicultural 63 genders shit that was displayed.
6529d5 No.14985158
>>14985055
There wasn't actually all that Michel of this shit in the presentations themselves. A lot of it was straight up games actually. Bethesda was by far the worst with Pete Lines and his fuck nadzees bullshit. Even Ubisoft's was pretty chill. I didn't watch microsoft's conference but apparently it was pretty good. PC is finally getting a Halo game bit no word on gameplay or features. Looks like some open world shit to he honest.
d42a69 No.14985187
>>14982763
>SHOWS OVER NIGGERS
>fucking missed all of it
Watched the fallout presentation and the in engine footage of halo infinite. Very disappointed in both, especially the fact that half the shit in the new halo engine didn't work (no water physics, dust clouds being a 2d particle, many things without shadows). These presentations are supposed to be at least as good but often better than the final product. If this is what they're showing off it's going to be the worst flop known to man. FO76 seems like it might be cool but I know it's going to be no mods, no story Fallout 4 with friends but no private servers and hackers. I suspect it will not really make any headway but honestly if they instead made a multiplayer expansion for fallout 4 I reckon they'd have done better.
Was nice to see Todd again though. He really is a great salesman, even if a shit game dev.
141b3c No.14985216
>>14985187
>no mods
>no story
>no private servers
These are all false.
d42a69 No.14985256
>>14985216
I interpreted "you won't even see a server" as you just get slammed into a world with the shit on your character with other people that are randomly in there too. They said something about hundreds of dedicated servers too. Got any proof of making your own servers for co-op with less trust?
8390ed No.14985266
Posting in a repost thread.
401590 No.14985286
Wait that's it for E3? Fuck.
7db8bb No.14985303
>>14985266
>Overwhelm
eh? I thought it looked way too much like Butcher, gameplay that might be fun completely decimated by terrible graphics.
7390c4 No.14985326
>>14982896
>halfchan report card
>Nintendo gets an A
8d9e02 No.14985338
>>14984164
>Cuckchan maymay
5ac944 No.14985345
Not gonna make a big old chart that nobody would read so here is the grades;
EA: F
Microsoft: C+
Bethesda: D
Devolver Digital: C+
Square Enix: D+
Ubisoft: D-
PC Gaming Show: F
Sony: C-
Nintendo: C+
I would have given PC a C if Sega didn't decide to continue to cancer up their ports.
6fb1f1 No.14985376
>>14985266
>not thinking Daemon X Machina looks tight as hell
>but thinks Metal Wolf Chaos is sick
Come the fuck on anon. This is literally:
I DON'T LIKE NINTENDO
Hilarious that a new mech game by some of the Armored Core devs is overlooked for a meme port of a game from 2004.
141b3c No.14985408
>>14985256
I rewatched the Todd's interview with Geoff, and I guess you're right, he said private worlds, I guess there won't be private servers. But still, private world means that you can choose to have no random people in your game. But I won't 100% sure about the game won't be having private server until there's an official confirmation of it.
We still don't know how mods will work here, and the story and quests will be told through terminals and robots. Just because there are no humans doesn't mean that there are no one or nothing you can interact with.
82f798 No.14985442
>>14985345
Pretty accurate. But I think Betheda deserves a C- or D+ at least if you don't count Pete Hines' bullshit. Sony deserves a D or an F though.
532232 No.14985448
Think i'm gonna do the same, but with a bit more explanation.
EA: Didn't watch/A
You all know what the fuck to expect from these guys, it's the Madden Factory.
Microsoft: C
Can't stand xbox brand, but i ain't mad enough to admit they at least brought the games,
Bethesda: F
The only conference to genuinely make me mad as fuck. I ain't /pol/ but i hope all the faggots who made the wolfenstein 2 game get fucking gassed.
Devolver Digital: A
They came in, did a quick few skits in between games, and got out, quick, painless, and they announced Metal Wolf Chaos, which on it's own is fucking great.
Limited Run Games B
Some unexpected surprises in there, and apparently they're going into the localization business, hopefully they don't fuck it up
Square Enix: F
Most of what they showed off was CG. No gameplay, and in some cases not even a hint of what the fuck genre of game it even is. You also can't trust the non-edios non-3rd party part of squeenix to release anything they promise in a timely manner or even on the same console they announced it for
Ubisoft: F
I couldn't have cared less, they threw a fucking symphony for A GOD DAMNED DLC PACK as if that was some kind of achievement for them.
PC Gaming Show: N/A
Didn't watch, didn't really care. Yakuza got a port, but they botched it with Denuvo like i was expecting them to.
Sony: C
Really liked the footage of the samurai game
Nintendo: D
New IP looked intriguing, but they completely killed it for me when they spent 75% of the conference talking about SMASH.
82f798 No.14985453
>>14985376
>(1)
>I LIKE NINTENDO BUT DEVOLVER IS MEMES BECAUSE ITS NOT NINTENDO
>doesn't even show his report card
You don't have much of a right to talk smack their faggot.
6fb1f1 No.14985526
>>14985453
I don't have a report card. I expect E3 to be shit. But people have literally clamored for a new AC for years. Especially since the last two shitshows that From shat out for the series. Seeing that this game has a lot of pre-4 devs, the tekken composer, and looks fun is exciting, and it's a new IP by marvelous, which means that it's likely to be ported to boot. Metal Wolf Chaos will be fun, but people only like it because
>PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN XD
Just because I appreciate a new game that looks fun as hell doesn't mean I'm a Nintendo fanboy, faggot. If anything I'm an /m/fag.
532232 No.14985560
The only reason i won't get excited for the nintendo mech game is because all they have to show is what looks like a bullshot trailer, meaning we know fuck and all about how good it will actually be. Granted, Metal Wolf Chaos is the same, but being that it's an almost 15 year old port of a game SOME have played, there's going to be information on it elsewhere on the internet if you bothered to look, including the rom if you're thirsty enough.
8390ed No.14985570
>>14985376
Metal Wolf Chaos is coming out on PC, Daemon X Machina isn't. There's not even five games on the Switch, even if it came out tomorrow, there wouldn't be enough games to justify buying the console to be able to play it. Call me back when the Switch is worth buying, or someone makes good emulator for it.
7390c4 No.14985585
>>14985526
>but people only like it because
>PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN XD
>implying with cheap generalizations
>implying natsoc and sjwfaggots aren't butthurt about the "Drumpf" slogan
>implying it doesn't genuinely look just as fun while having the added bonus of pissing people off
>excited for a console exclusive
You're just as biased as the other fag.
>>14985560
>>14985570
This essentially.
7db8bb No.14985592
>>14985570
Since it's Marvelous I don't think it's that far out of a PC port coming down the line.
eaf8c1 No.14985601
>>14985345
>if Sega didn't decide to continue to cancer up their ports.
I'm assuming Denuvo?
5ac944 No.14985633
>>14985601
Yup. They're selling the yakuza ports for dirt cheap yet go out of their way to pay out the ass for expensive DRM. It makes no fucking sense.
eaf8c1 No.14985684
>>14985633
That really puts a damper on the whole announcement.
6fb1f1 No.14985707
>>14985570
The problem is that you are assuming I like it due to the switch. I already mentioned that the game is produced by marvelous, meaning it's almost a guaranteed PC release. I don't understand why you think it's only coming out on switch.
>>14985585
I am biased against people liking Metal Wolf Chaos because of some meme slogan, you're right. I want people to like the game for the game, but I see this being a Metal Gear Rising situation where you will never have any discussion about the game without some fucking retard coming in and saying MECHAMERICAGREATAGAIN or >XD. Note that I have never once said the game is bad. Just that it's a meme port of a game from 2004.
>>14985560
This is a genuine concern. I do think that there was genuine gameplay in there because it looked a lot like AC during the non-cutscene moments.
a929c0 No.14985803
>>14982763
Gonna wait until Thursday for doing my Overall section because technically E3 is still going on as we speak.
e55045 No.14985813
>>14985707
fair points re: memery in future discussion of metal wolf chaos
guess we'll have to go back to RESPECTING THE ROBOT
3cb5be No.14986022
I'm still a bit bewildered by how EA's conference managed to be somehow better than Sony's colossal consecutive fuckups during their conference. Everything Sony showed except Nioh 2 was worse than the thing that preceded it.
53d1ea No.14986080
>>14986022
Nintendo had a bingo with the rehash sqaure m8
caaa85 No.14986249
>>14984698
Ouch, this term describes me at age 14
6b030c No.14986260
>>14982896
I really shouldn't be surprised by this
8390ed No.14986400
>>14985707
>>14985592
>I don't understand why you think it's only coming out on switch.
Honestly it's probably just because I'm used to the Wii U, because I was going to say that "Nintendo games usually aren't multiplats," but the Switch, in particular, has gotten a lot of multiplats, so I guess that's not an argument. I will say that it doesn't have a PC port until I can launch an executable of the game, so I'll believe it when I see it. And to be honest, I've never heard of Marvelous, but I have heard of their games, so after looking I'm not too shocked at the idea of a multiplat game.
532232 No.14986416
>>14986400
>but the Switch, in particular, has gotten a lot of multiplats, so I guess that's not an argument.
That's just because the switch is actually getting 3rd party support this time, like their proper handhelds usually do.
eaf8c1 No.14986419
>>14986022
You forgot to check the overpriced VR ports for Bethesda.
Both Prey and Wolfenstein are getting the VR facial.
bb11fa No.14988527
It's finally finished. I hope everyone enjoyed E3 in some capacity this year.
de182d No.14989566
EA: F
Microsoft: A
Bethesda: F
Devolver Digital: Didn't watch
Square Enix: Haven't played a square game in my life, no plans to
Ubisoft: F
Pc Gaming Show: F
Sony: C because I don't own a ps4
Nintendo: I don't own a switch but a C I guess
Really looking forward to Horizons 4 and the new halo.
410752 No.14989585
>>14982875
>Yakuza pozzed with Denuvo
036993 No.14989676
>>14982763
>>14982896
>cuckchan template
>devolver
>D
>Nintendo
>A
Nice dubs thread
3789ce No.14989705
>>14989551
>no actual game releases
But anon, Fallout 76 is coming out in November!
I never save Todd images but I kind of wish I did just for this post
e6e37e No.14989935
>>14983803
>I am very excited about children's party games!
Shave the beard, throw away the figs and get a job, dude
bdf7f9 No.14989963
>>14984604
>kf2 dlc could be alright
completely free mate,out now.
e531cf No.14990164
>>14984164
Cuckchan soyboys in full impotency.
69f68b No.14990173
>>14984329
<grow the fuck up
>Mature games for mature gamers such as myself
Your insecurity is showing.
214aa4 No.14991519
>>14982896
>Sorry it's cuckchan one
>Fills out the hype meter anyways
Neck yourself cuckchan.
26b4db No.14999524
>>14985803
New final version of my E3 Report Card. See you next year, /v/.
ce92af No.14999639
>>14984422
I think the desire to play mature rated titles is the same as the desire to only watch R rated movies. If they are not made for teenagers they will likely not contain lecturing life lessons we've all seen in a thousand things before during our youth. Cultural Marxism has really changed this, of course, and now anyone with any sense of self respect will watch anything that isn't filled with a subversive agenda. People want honest entertainment, and it is hard to find and more likely in adult subjects. Same for honest discussion, you are more likely to get in here in the sea of shitposts than some sjw mod fest like cuckchan or reddit.
4b0614 No.14999648
I think Sony took the poz crown.
9605f2 No.15000238
>>14982763
i barely watched any of it. todd's central focus was phone games which i don't play. i got tipsy on devolver's conference and tapped out 10 minutes into ninty's.
are my expectations too high or has everyone else's bottomed out? am i missing the point of e3?
372726 No.15000290
>these scores
Wow. Some of you guys are such blatant loyalists to companies like Sony lmao. Giving their piece of shit show anythign more than an F is unacceptable. There was nothing good shown. Not one good thing. I guess you have to justify your shitty purchase somehow.
86cb7c No.15000379
EA: F
Straight trash. Can't believe that they managed to make a show this bad, I don't even know why they came to E3 if they had nothing to show.
Microsoft: A+ (nothing else was better)
Great show. Lots of interesting games, good presentation, kept me entertained throughout the entire show. Xbox really won E3 this year.
A lot of people give them shit for lack of exclusives, but they showed an equal amount of exclusives as Sony, they were just more spaced out with multiplats.
Still, great job Microsoft. This show alone made me look at what Xbox Ones cost today because I won't be upgrading my PC for a long while anyway, and they aren't too expensive.
Bethesda: C-
Not much interesting, but at least they showed games. The band was really cringe.
Devolver: D+
Reddit meme fest. Didn't care very much for anything, but it didn't offend me with it's badness, it just put me in a state of disinterest.
Square Enix: E-
Awful. Third worst of the show because there was nothing interesting at all and all the trailers were already shown in Sony and Microsoft's conferences.
Ubisoft: D+
At least they showed some games. A passing grade but barely interesting.
PC Gamer: D-
Not very interesting. Hitman looks good, but everything else was pretty boring.
Sony: F
Second worst of E3. Unbelievably bad, a low amount of boring 'cinematic game' exclusives that are all the same (pic related, cuckchan but I saved it from elsewhere.) Only game I liked was Control because I am a fan of Remedy, but that's a fucking multiplat. Lame, lame, lame.
Nintendo: D+
Bad. Most of the show was taken up by Smash, and I don't happen to be a smashfag or care. Everything else was generic bing bing wahoo shit I've seen a billion times before. No Animal Crossing either.
f3255b No.15000425
Not a lot of report cards this year. Could've sword I saw more in the E3 thread.
67f893 No.15000481
Am I the only one who is fuming at Stardock completely shitting on Star Control? Hopefuly PR3 and FF can get their project off the ground…
9605f2 No.15000703
>>15000425
i did make one but didn't bother filling it out because of how little i watched
5e2230 No.15000775
Nintendo won with Smash alone
microsoft came second
the rest doesn't matter
c3da6e No.15000808
>>14982896
>a for nintendo
Someone's a big Smash fag.
18e361 No.15001165
>>15000775
They won with a port? Am I getting this right?
837c29 No.15001190
>>15001165
Haven't you heard? It's on a completely new engine, which means it's not a port!
>Nintendoughs will defend this
8f4e56 No.15001277
>>15000379
>grading on a curve
2eb868 No.15001580
>>15001277
*literally everything past primary school casual grading*
35bca3 No.15002832
70eced No.15002927
>>14982763
Terrible display.
32608a No.15003028
>>14984698
>there's an entire book about dealing with this
Is that secretly just an autism instruction manual?
551dd7 No.15003101
>>14982763
>giving don't a grade that high
3661e0 No.15004843
>>14984422
It's because young things are supposed to grow. It's literally their purpose.
35bca3 No.15004861
>>14984494
Fucking this. Based post spitting the truth.
39cfd3 No.15006715
>>14989705
I assure you, FO76 is going to be given the current corporate meme treatment of 'being a service not a game'. Saw snippets of their post conference streams because I was genuinely curious if they had thought Nukes through; kept blathering about 'service not a game', 'make your own adventure', player retention past the 30hr mark and all that other cancer corporate speak.
I just hate this fucking meme so much; its boring and is destroying genuinely fine single player games. The funny thing is that back in '00 games were single player with a shitty tacked on multiplayer element; now games are shitty tacked on multiplayer with shittier tacked on single players excused by 'gaem id a derviss, maek yuor own advedure :DDDD'
39cfd3 No.15006717
>>15000379
>nothing else was good so Microsoft paying for/stealing all the multiplat announcements gives them an auto A+
Brass Tacks, Microsoft was barely serviceable at best
92e972 No.15006754
I got what I wanted and some more.
Cyberpunk 2077 teaser trailer and some gameplay info. For now there is some hope if they can deliver on the first person perspective gameplay. I'm just going to wait until they show some gameplay before I get my hopes up.
Resident Evil 2 remake looks cool and really gory like the ps1 classic. Even Chris looks like he is from a 90s movie which got my dick hard, I just need to see that bitch character model if she has some tight jeans and a nice flat butt I'm all inn.
Death Stranding looks like a Sneaking game but with spooky ghosts and skeletons. There is literal fetch quest also which is a minus where you walk from a to b in a long distance.
Dying Light 2 looks kinda cool with their world choice system that is ripped off from Fable
Metro looks kinda cool, if you slaughter enough enemies they will just give up.
Overall, I had an expectation that there would be no games that would interest me and everything would be shit. So you can say that I'm pleasantly surprised.
b86eb8 No.15006775
Can't remember if I posting mine anywhere. Here's my digital barf anyway.