/v/ - Video Games

Because they were doing some stupid

>Oh see, the set is exactly like the one in the trailer

how is that church like and also who gives a fuck

>>14976207

I do, seems cultish. It reminds me of the Star Citizen crowd.

I think it's to match the setting of the dance in the game. gimmicky but these conferences are always full of gimmicks

Its another layer of "mix this is in to insult christians by pretending its church while breaking the tradition by making lesbians kiss next 10 seconds and tell its Man Killing time"

>No Ape Escape 4

Sony fucking lost, holy shit

>>14976217

What? Why?

The candles?

The stone wall?

>>14976191

Is that Jeb!?

Social Justice is a religion.

>>14976191

It was a metaphor about fanboyism being mindless following.

And it works, that's why we are invaded by sonyfags defending the games showed.

>>14978328

Is this shopped?

>>14978379

The nose is, yes, but it's not that much of an exaggeration from the unshooped one. She's clearly a yid.

>>14978379

nope, all real

>>14978390

all real

is real

israel

>>14976207

not me

When she wipes her greasy disgusting fucking face on Ellie's I was disgusted beyond I thought possible.

>>14976270

They are the ones going to hell, not us.

That whole conference was very disjointed. The worst was that 15 minute intermission and then we return to a white guy in Asian garb clearly not playing or poorly playing a wind instrument for 5 minutes. It felt like he did make mistakes but he had to keep going to kill time until the trailer started. Then they ended it and it didn't even feel like it had ended since they show some new stuff in that pre or post show like set. I honestly was expect them to do another 15 minute intermission and terrible musical performance to show the next big trailer again.

If that stage was built for this event, and they wanted to do this changing set thing, they either have to make them very close to each other, or simply have all the necessary stuff on the front with a turning stage. If would cut down on the wasted time between each set so you don't make people wait and confused at what is going on all over the world watching this.

>>14976191

>anyone else think this was bizarre as fuck?

no because nobody else except you cares about sony

>>14976269

This is some mighty fine cancer.

>>14976217

Post the caps.

I'm starting to think a large amount of anons have that visual recognition condition and dont know it like a colourblind person going "what? what the fuck is purple?"

>>14976191

it felt to me like a scene from a david lynch movie

>why feature lesbians and violence in a church setting

Because they're evil, OP.

>>14982409

The girth of that flute probably matches the circumference of his rectum. Probably why he was so bad at playing it, he's used to blowing wind through it with his ass.

>>14976191

Satanic ritual

>>14978351

MS was fucking dull and boring.

>there are people posting on /v/ right now who didn't IMMEDIATELY make the connection between the room the conference was in, and the TLOU trailer

I don't think /v/ is for me any more. You people used to have a decent IQ.

>>14979478

The worst implication with the two stadiums is that Sony thought TLOU2 was something worth building a separate stage and musical act for. I can't imagine the manhours and logistics that were needed to have Sony get two separate conference areas, make an intermission period, only to then end at the other room just to show off maybe 6 trailers at the other conference.

>>14989745

http://archive.fo/ceZiI

They had the money to waste, they didn't use it intelligently but they're showing off, that's all.

>>14989584

Interesting, I always thought the blue evil eye symbol was just an islamic thing. It's especially popular among t*rks.

Well they had to pay tribute to their (((overlords))) op by desecrating a church.

>>14989763

Most semitic cultures have it. Think of it as of semitic swastika.

>>14989763

>>14989616

>>14989584

The Hand of Fatima is different than the jewish hand with the eye.

>>14976191

To rub the lesbian kike kiss scene in the conservative Drumpf voters' faces

stop giving Sony money you faggots

>>14976191

Marxists are insane and must be killed for existing. That is why.

Because Christians are dumb and dangerous, so we'll make fun of them by having dykes make out in it.

No…no, hold in your applause, our bravery alone is it's own reward.

>>14978328

Even if you ignore the nose, that kikess is just so ugly I don't want to look at her. She's greasy, covered with moles and has a huge overbite. And then the trailer goes on to talk about the men in the room being jealous as if she is something that we should desire.

That's the real jewery here, the attempt to push this as a new standard of beauty.

>>14976191

Did you watch the trailer? It was a recreation of the scene in the game where they're dancing/kissing/sniffing each other in that hall.

You know, having not ellen page be a dyke makes the hard cut to her killing people feel a lot less out of place.

Dykes are fucking vicious.

They're laughing at the corpse of christianity.

Like a lion proudly waving its prey.

>>15004960

I'm honestly thinking that, I didn't think it was a "Church" during the presentation, but they kept saying it was a "Church"

AND THEN BANJO MAN

>>14976270

Pretty much this, they are a bunch of degenerate sub-humans that think sinning is good.

So is nobody going to point out the lead writer for this series is a literal Israeli immigrant or is it sort of a given at this point?

I actually liked the first last of us. I was extremely upset when the sequel was announced because why ruin something that ended perfectly? See this trailer plus the previous one with the last that had Popeye arms. I don't even care anymore this is just a virtue signal not a video game.

>>15005047

Many have pointed it out. It's always kikes.

ALWAYS

>>15005022

I remember feeling very optimistic as this gen swung into frame. COD style shooters were on their way out, a new Doom game was on its way in, along with a new Deus Ex and Metal Gear Solid. Shit felt so promising. I remember playing Killzone Shadowfall when I first got my PS4 and being really impressed with the open maps and general freedom the game gave you along with the beautiful graphics and I thought, this game is kind of mediocre but if developers could harness this console for good video games we could see some truly magical games. Killzone 4 felt like a precursor of good things to me. This is going to be the PS2-2 I thought. This thing is selling like crazy, it's a decently powerful console, and the controller is comfy as fuck. I was so excited for this gen of games. But things just got worse and worse. Everything is so fucking trash now.

>>14979513

>hurrdurr all the media produced in countries with a white straigth majority features a majority white and straight cast of characters

i've seen and refuted this retarded logic a millon times but it always triggers me like a tumblirette

i know it's bait, i know i shouldn't feed the trolls but i just can't help it

it's not even the poz that triggers me, it's the braindead lack of logic in the statement

>>15004943

>Ellen Page

I hate to nitpick, but Last of Us wasn't the Ellen Page game. That was Beyond: Two Souls. They named her Ellie, though, so that probably makes it more confusing.

>>15005047

>Coco, that bimbo from Crash 1, almost everyone in Jak & Daxter and Nathan Drake's first waifu were all blue eyed blondies

>as soon as kikes take control we get afro nigresses going we wus kung fu 'n sheit and little kids growing into race mixing genetic dead ends

>i don't know what is more bizarre in TLOU2, the fact that in Elly's womb lays the last hope for Mankind as she is the only know human inmune to the virus

>or the fact that she somehow managed to get hormone therapy in a post apocaliptic world, no way she'd look so much like a dude without (((pills))))

>>14991792

>She's greasy, covered with moles and has a huge overbite

and smells awful apparently. I don't get it. You do this whole diversity push and add LESBIAN KISSING SO BRAVE but make her look like a caricature of a jew. Are we supposed to like this character because all the dialogue in the trailer makes her seem like a lush and a troublemaker

>>15005448

it makes it even more confusing cus Ellen Page actually lawered up and was goind to sue Soyny for using he likeness for the ellie character without paying her

naturally this died and was quicly swept under the rug, wether Soyny cut a deal with her behind closed doors or (((Naugthydog))) got away with reusing David Cage's old face-scan assets cus they change 2 or 3 polygons to the model still remains a mistery to me

>>15005410

It's not just that huge nose, it's the sloped forehead, the overall rat complexion, the sloped chin, the overall rounded protuding face, the jew nose bridge, lower lip far behind the upper lip. All jewish features.

The other girl is clearly white with the flat forehead, flat chin, flat face, average nose, arcing nosebridge with no sharp change in angle, lower lip only slightly behind upper lip. All white features.

The whole thing screams "the real prophet is here and now you're mine, goy".

>>14976292

just like g-d intended.

Ya'know,games like The last of us, Beyond two souls, and The last of us II, having characters who are Ellen page (or look like) ellen page really makes it tough for me to suspend my disbelief,

Ghosts and Mushroom zombies? No problem

But a scene where Ellen page(?) almost gets raped? I can't buy it.

Who the fuck would want to rape ellen page?

>>15005532

David Cage

The trailer was degenerate and edgy.

>>15005549

I'm putting money onto the Antagonists (or at least one of them) to be some religious zealot, or a religious group of some kind.

Putting money on that now.

Maybe a EBIL NAZI group.

>>15005561

The enemies showed in the trailer already seem to be some kind of cultists. In the same trailer you see the same enemy model about 3 times too

>>15005548

Yet, the following verse (27), absolutely needs to mention sex between men:

>Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.

>>15005508

Stunning and brave how they've decided to have her nullify the sacrifice of her adoptive father in the first game by ensuring that her bloodline will die out anyway

>>15005629

It's a symbolic representation of Dykes being genetic deadends

>>14982409

what in sweet jesus fucks name is going on here , people actually pay top dollar to go to these events? boy am I excited for the crowbcat videos on this one , what a shitshow

why the fuck are they clapping? theyre just encouraging these dumb fucks, dont they know how capitalism works?

>>15005629

I'm sure Joel is going to show up, the asian refers to some one as "your old man" in the trailer.

>>15005677

apparently the guy playing the instrument is one of the few masters of it.

>>15005679

That's the old man she is cucking with the merchant lesbian.

>>15005774

This is why I don't think Sony as a whole is pozzed if that was the case this never would have been allowed. Also don't forget how they shut the press out when #metoo stuff came out around Naughty Dog and Quantic Dream. Now Guerilla and Naughty Dog both definitely are completely. However they are making money so Sony let's them do what they want. Now if their shit was to effect sales of their games they might be brought under a tighter leash.

>>15005774

>muh cultural appropriation

Why is it a bad thing and why is it only a bad thing when they say it but not when they do it?

Just look at that pic, a white person, a nigger, what I assume is an asian but can't tell by the resolution and something else I can't identify.

For the nigger being in a society at all is cultural appropriation, the asian is speaking english and wearing western clothing and probably a billion other things that don't come to mind right now, and the last one is likely a mutt who by definition belongs to no culture.

I'd like to talk to one of those fucks and ask them why is it wrong and why they care but they would probably stain their pants and scream on the floor pulling their hairs out. "Cultural approriation" is something often spoken about by today's breed of specially insane leftists and and I feel like if I made anything else a racial question they would pull up the good old "DAS RAYSISSS", but this subject gets a pass somehow.

It's just layers upon layers of doublethink and these random beliefs with a complete lack of basis that are as valid as throwing a dice and saying your opinion is whatever number comes out. "Hello, what do I think about abortion? Uhh, hold up, yeah. I think 3."

>>14976191

Honestly it seems more like a shitty hipster bar than a church. No chapel I've ever been to had those shitty lights on.

>>14979602

What the fuck that's not even that much of an improvement over >>14978328

>>15005835

So is the jew gonna get bitten and come back as a mushroom jew zombie?

>>15005885

There is some disgust in their faces.

>>15005885

They probably should've added a mocap ball to the end of the shorter one's nose.

because putting lesbians in a church is a good way to virtue signal

>>15005817

It's only a concern to Americans. Most people like to see their culture adopted or represented across the world, especially the Japanese. Obviously not if it's inflammatory like the shit that Paul Logan or whatever the jewtuber is called, but that's very rare.

>>15005774

>you aren't allowed to like things from a foreign country

Is this what Americans actually believe now? How mainstream is this attitude?

I guess sony went full soy

>>15006027

the archive has you covered https://8ch.net/v/res/14890680.html#14891670

>>15006016

>It's only a concern to Americans Marxists

There, fixed it for you. And it's not even about culture, it's just another retarded way they invented to shit on white people and try and make them miserable.

>>15005548

That can be interpreted in many ways, one of them being leaving the kitchen.

>>15005835

That's the Hamsa and it's not jew, it's sandnigger and it's pretty common in jewellery, specially when we talk about hipsters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsa

>>15006665

Oh boy, here comes the shill again trying to tell us that foul smelling dyke isn't a purebred kike.

>>15006671

When I've said that? It obvious that this is pure jew. That's why you don't need to make shit up, nigger.

>>15006665

>At the time of the establishment of the State of Israel, the widespread use of the talisman by Mizrahi Jews was initially looked down upon by Ashkenazi communities, although use of the hamsa has become more common in recent decades. The hamsa has become a symbol in everyday Israeli life, and to a degree, a symbol of Israel itself.[32] It has come to be a symbol of secularity, and a trendy talisman; a "good luck" charm appearing on necklaces, keychains, postcards, telephone and lottery cards, and in advertisements.[32] It is also incorporated into high-end jewellery, decorative tilework and wall decorations.[32] Its use by Ashkenazi Jews outside of Israel both historically and contemporaneously is intermittent but not unknown.

>>15006677

Triple dubs prove my point.

>>15006680

>Jews use it so it must be jew

You know, jews also drink water so water must be jew.

>>15006692

Oy vey!

>>14976204

This. Also, this way they are actually desecrating something sacred instead of just doing so on screen.

>>15006740

It makes sense.

>>15006692

>he doesn't filter his liquid jew so that it comes out pure and non-kosher

I'm amazed you aren't a tranny yet.

>>15006744

TLOU2 will be the first truly post-modernist game ever made, a creation of pure filth, meant to disgust and shame anyone that plays it.

>>15006761

There are plenty of indie games that fill do the same already.

>>15006762

They try, but find me another game that reaches the heights of pure Judaism like the TLOU2 trailer with the hammer.

>>15006771

Gone home.

>>15006776

Remind me again where Gone Home had a fully rendered scene of a shit smelling, greasy kikess trading spit with a bulldyke, or making the audience watch as another bulldyke gets the hammer while rolling in shit and mud?

>>15006791

Nah, Joel basically acted as a go fuck yourself I decide when humanity is free of the apocalypse at the end of TLOU1; it appears that in his absence they made Ellie (untrained female child) physically stronger than Joel (physically built carpenter/smuggler at his peak) in under a decade to account for his lack of presence so she could carry on the adopted-family tradition of royally fucking humanity over because feefees.

>>15005508

>It's not just that huge nose, it's the sloped forehead, the overall rat complexion, the sloped chin, the overall rounded protuding face, the jew nose bridge, lower lip far behind the upper lip. All jewish features.

>The other girl is clearly white with the flat forehead, flat chin, flat face, average nose, arcing nosebridge with no sharp change in angle, lower lip only slightly behind upper lip. All white features.

One time I was at a bar and met and was talking to a girl with all white features, and she said her friend was coming soon. When her friend showed up, it was all I could do to not immediately ask if she was Jewish. Not five minutes later she volunteered that she in fact was Jewish, and had been to Israel multiple times and loved it there.

>>15006791

To this day I wish a game where you get to play as an Immortan Joe stand-in and save humanity with the power of white patriarchy while ridding the gene pool of faggots, dykes, trannies and any other leftist pet that survived.

>>15005902

>Honestly it seems more like a shitty hipster bar than a church. No chapel I've ever been to had those shitty lights on.

There are lots of shitty hipster bars that are converted churches.

>>15006016

>Logan

(((Logan))) in case you were unaware.

>>15006638

>Is this what Americans actually believe now? How mainstream is this attitude?

Google "my culture is not your prom dress". There was also a joke version involving pokemon cards.

>>15006638

Also, if something from a foreign country is done, it has to be done by someone imported from the same place. The exception to this rule is if you aren't white, because then you can do any of it. This shows in how Chinese restaurants will have Mexican cooks. You can't have a white guy own a Chinese restaurant though, because that's racist.

>>15006848

>create intellect that operates on pure logic and facts

>it's instantly racists because it deems women and minorities unfit for most things

Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>15006791

didn't you play the first one anon?

i tried, made it only until the part where some goons in a tank were shooting me and there was a nigger and his brother as friendly NPCs, i got bored at that point then watched the rest on kiketube

Ellie IS inmune, she can breath spores and in the DLC she gets bitten but never tunrs

at the end of the first game some rebles (not really sure against what can you rebel during the zombie apocalyps but whatever) tried to disect her brain to get a cure then Jouel goes full muh daugther and rescues her all guns blazing

>>15006692

My point was that all Middle Easterners use it now, regardless of religion. Arabs originating it doesn't matter to it being a jewish symbol.

>>15006842

I checked it out, and it seems like actual chinese didn't care, just chinese living in America. Model minority my ass.

>>15006893

i'm a dirt poor spic with devaluated currency, if you think next gen is expensive you have no idea how much it is in not-dollars

i only bought the damn thing for 2 games Dragon's Crown and Persona 5, got to play GoW 3, Infamous 1&2, the 3 Uncharted and MGS4 thanks to friend that also bought the damn thing for just 3 or 2 games

we should have brought one amongs us all and pass it around as our games of choise came out

i can't really say i regret my ´purchase cus the control is comfy for fighting games but it definetly wasn't a smart one

>>15006893

>I've never owned a Sony console

you really did miss out on PS1&2 anon, best console generations on par with the SNES

I hope you at least have them emulated

>>15006916

So you will allow the jews to appropriate yet another symbol. Nice.

>>15006971

>semites stealing from semites

I don't give a shit.

>>15005548

This >>15006657 got it right. Verse 26 can be interpreted as the waman falling for the feminism meme or even prostitution (still using their cunts for sex with men, but for a fee, and with any man who can pay said fee).

>>15006665

>implying that kikes and arabs are any different other than superficial things like muh islam and muh palestine

No sage because this barely qualifies as a vidya thread, might as well derail it into a pseudo-/pol/ one.

>>15006960

>I hope you at least have them emulated

Like that's a challenge. I just lost all interest in consoles this generation. I would like to play the new Halo, but an entire console just for that isn't worth it. Most games are cross platform now and that includes PC, and I have a controller when appropriate.

>>15006936

Even they wouldn't have cared 10 years ago. They would have done the normal thing and thought it was cool someone wanted to give them a nod by honoring them in that way. The cultural marxists are making all global majorities in our global minority lands antagonistic towards us. It never works the other way. If I went to China, saw some Chinaman wearing a business suit and flipped my shit "my culture is not your costume", they would just call me a crazy round eye. Everyone worldwide wears those suits that directly derived from our culture.

>>15007097

>I don't give a shit.

Seconded, I think that image is the first time my attention has been called to that symbol existing.

>>15007411

> I would like to play the new Halo

That will most likely come to PC, though probably be Win10 exclusive.

>>15009654

lefties in two words, well done

>>14976191

>go into church

>show of dykes making out

>one is clearly a kike at that

If I ouln't know that Druckman is a kike himself, that would be the purest coincidence imaginable.

>>15006848

>women need to be encouraged

Tsk, tsk. This sexist expression should have been worded differently.

>>14976191

>why do kikes want to destroy everything that opposes them

GEE I WONDER

>>14976191

I thought it was pretty obvious, OP. It's to virtue signal to faggots and leftists.

>>14982649

I get that you work for microsoft and everything, and it's your job, but try not to drag the skill of someone who's considered a master of an instrument only a handful of people in the world are masters of

http://corneliusboots.com/

>>15010999

Honestly, I'm offended that they set the bar that low

>>15010987

who?

>>15010987

mmm nothing holds customers like telling them to fuck off and acting condescending

>truth: we actually WANT to make good games…

they haven't in a long time

>>15011300

These toxic companies…! Th-they're boycotting themselves on their own, oniichan~!

>>15011300

Did anyone respond asking him why he works at a company that sexually harrasses gay men? Also how he feels that giant Japanese corporation pressured the press to stop talking about it?

>>15010987

>mate

*glares westward*

>>15006692

Only if we're talking about fluoridated water.

>>15011480

>>No one clapped at E3.

This isn't true. I very clearly heard at least 4 people clapping. If sjw math has taught me anything about statistics, this means that for every single person that clapped 3 billion women were raped.

>>15011512

That man is gay.

>>15011512

no fucking way that guy is real!

did he actually made the soy boy face? are there pictures of it?

>>15011480

A lot of the audience was clearly confused by the TLOU2 presentation, extreme violence bookended by very gross lesbian kissing. It's not just me saying it's gross because "MUH POZZED" i mean they managed to make it sound gross, they made the weird jewess look very greasy, ellie in the trailer straight up says she smells bad and then they cut to a man having his throat stabbed in with arguably impressive blood effects we won't see in the full game. Then the gameplay is very obviously faked, that or the game is incredibly scripted so you can see all these details in the combat. End sequence with Ellie executing a man with a machete and fade back into lesbian kissing. So they don't show anything truly new and these people are left sitting there expected to clap. Then we see barely any gameplay of REmake2 and the crowd goes fucking ballistic which i'm sure some suits are very unhappy about

>>15011625

To be fair, at least RE2 is an actual game, and it features women who aren't disgusting kike dykes!

>>15011576

A lot of people were actually saying they wished that's what was being announced. Would have been a really cool homage to when games weren't shit.

>>15011625

People don't like staring at heterosexual couples making out on a giant screen. The game is all about mass murdering everyone that doesn't look like you. The love story should not be the fucking focal point. It was made worse by having the ugliest bitches they could design take the center stage. This shit needs to stop.

>>15011675

What I meant was people don't like watching straight people slobber each other so why the fuck would these ass clowns think gays would be better.

>>15011675

>People don't like staring at heterosexual couples making out on a giant screen.

this is a big factor too, unless you're having a jerk you don't really want to watch -anyone- making out up close like that.

>>15011653

I just think once hennig left ND that was their last competent person gone. The writing in TLOU is a botch job as well. I still can't tell if druckman is aware that in his attempt to make Joel seem like he made a selfish choice at the end he actually ended up doing the right thing. Or that in an attempt to make MILITARY GUYS BAD he just made it look like the military were the only ones in the story who had any means to actually help rebuild society. The fireflies are supposed to be some heroic rebels because "REBELS ARE GOOD I SAW THAT IN STAR WARS" they are actually just as bad as bandits and a danger to innocent people.

>>15011625

>ellie in the trailer straight up says she smells bad

rly? i thought it was just some anon sperging about the kikess, but you're telling me Elly thinks she stinks? why the fuck would she kiss her then?

>End sequence with Ellie executing a man with a machete and fade back into lesbian kissing

holy fuck, even Manhunt wasn't that edgy in the way they attempted to disgust the player

>Then we see barely any gameplay of REmake2 and the crowd goes fucking ballistic

owch! that's gotta hurt

>>15011675

>People don't like staring at heterosexual couples making out

it is kinda disgusting to see a tongue exchange of saliva, i can stomach it if the couple in question both have good looking faces and have the decency to not show their tongues or make noises

>The game is all about mass murdering everyone that doesn't look like you

sound's very close to /pol/'s dreamgame

>The love story should not be the fucking focal point

so muh kikess romance is the cnetral plot shit? i thought it was just naughtydof virtuesignaling how pozzed they are by showing the pozzest part of the game but i never thaught them stupid enough to make that cringe fest the backbone of the story

>>15011745

> The other answer is that the arabs are naturally warmongers from fucking birth, but that notion itself is ridiculous.

Is it though? Even the whites killed other whites until everyone had enough land and resources to get more resources without having to kill for it. Everyone came out the gate fucking swinging but somehow some places settled down faster than others.

>>15011763

WE WARNED YOU BOUT THE KIKES.

>>15011763

>>15011787

The character was visibly sweating, presumably from all the dancing and also it's the end of the world so there's no cologne or deodorant, so it makes sense that she smelled. It's pretty fucking retarded that they'd bring it up because everyone in that hot ass room should smell.

>>15011796

>presumably from all the dancing and also it's the end of the world so there's no cologne or deodorant,

They managed to get running electricity and spirits and organized patrols so there is some rebuilding going on, doesn't really attest to them smelling or not but still, I'd bank that the story will involve Ellie fucking up the only safe place people have because some one in charge WAS A BIG MEANIE :^(

>>15011800

>>15011796

You can make soap from rendered animal fat and campfire ash, and you can even perfume it by adding in crushed flower petals. If they're hunting for food, then they shouldn't be in short supply of animal fat. There's plenty of wood around, so obtaining ash isn't a problem. And picking flower petals takes little energy, and there's no other use for them so not wanting to waste them on soap isn't a valid excuse. They just want a dirty, sweaty dyke rubbing stink on other people, that's all there is to it.

>>15011800

Ah yes, the apocalypse finally brought on the socialist utopia these shit stains always dreamed of.

>>15011815

Have you ever smelled a socialist? These vegans aren't using animal products to cleanse themselves.

>>15011800

Oh wait, I also forgot to note that they also apparently have access to alcohol, which can be wiped on armpits and necks to kill bacteria which produce foul body odor, so the lack of deodorant isn't an excuse either. They're just stench fetishists.>>15011812

>>15011819

You don't even need tallow for soap though, pine tar works just as well, and smells better anyway. Fat is best for eating, not wasting in water.

>>15011823

>>15011826

You expect too much ingenuity from san fran hack writers. And wanting women to smell nice is sexist.

>>15011815

>the apocalypse

fucking barely, if they just cooperated with the military more instead of being a merry band of fuckwits they would have rebuilt more by now. In TLOU they show the military is active and have the means to prevent clickers and bandits from attacking innocent people. They even have the means to detect the infection before signs show but they show that like a cruel thing because they execute some people with it in an opening scene. Yeah it's brutal but what else can you do when they are a direct danger to other people? So then they have the fireflies firebombing a military checkpoint for seemingly no purpose other than "AUTHORITY BAD"

>>15011826

The point is that even in these kinds of scenario, basic hygiene is not impossible. If anything, it's even more important since you're now in a situation where access to antibiotics, modern medical treatment, and even common over-the-counter drugs is limited and what were once minor diseases can now be life-threatening. And yet these fuckers are going around stinking up the place and coated in dirt and grime. Hell, aren't they fighting fucking spore-spreading zombies? Don't you want to make sure that shit doesn't stick to your skin and clothes? Go fucking wash your goddamn body and wardrobe, holy shit. These fuckers know nothing about survival.

>>15011833

>Hell, aren't they fighting fucking spore-spreading zombies?

they haven't appeared in any TLOU2 promo material yet despite being the reason the world fell apart. druckman is bad writer

>>15011847

>leaving mud and grime directly on top of open cuts and not even trying to wrap them with something or at least wash it off with some water

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THIS JUST FUCKING MAKES ME MADDER AHHHHHHHHH

>>15011775

The middle east is one of the poorest nations on earth in regards to the average citizen, and being surrounded by war doesn't help. Genetic tendancies aside, I think most of the problem comes from most middle eastern people being flat out uneducated and under the thumb of fundamentalism as a result. they have loads of laws about education, culture police there are REAL, and the fundamentalism has ramped up considerably since 30 years back. I don't think it's just genetics on this one. I don't expect them to perfectly settle down into a peaceful people anytime soon but it's clear something artificial is keeping them like that.

>>15006791

I think they're just going to go

>a lot of time has passed so most of the humans alive are inmune

Even though Joel and his lady friend walk around in spore saturated places and never fucking wash themselves. Just take off your gasmask and you're golden.

>>15011833

I've only watched some parts of this game, but they never do that.

>>15011847

To be fair, showing a character covered in filth and blood is a pretty effective and easy way to show they've been deep in the shit without having to lay it flat on the table. The characters being dirty isn't really the problem it's just the weird presentation of it all.

It's something i've brought up in threads like this but although I don't inherently hate female leads, what throws me off is when they push for realism then give me this female lead. Ellie is like what, five foot fucking 5 and probably a buck twenty tops but manages to fight off people much larger than her in melee combat. It clashes with how realistic they're trying to be, especially when male characters in less realistic games will often have to find alternative ways to fight men larger than them. Even Drake loses fist fights to larger men in the uncharted games and he has to fight with tricks or assistance to beat them and those games didn't do a realism push. In TLOU1 when you play as Ellie for a brief segment she has to rely on firearms or sneaking to take down bandits as well. So suddenly making her some fucking super ninja is just jarring.

>>15011868

> I wonder if the fact that Joel fucked everyone out of a possible cure will come up.

The one thing I will defend about TLOU aside from good gore and a handful of good tricks, is that Joel did nothing wrong. There is no reason to believe the fireflies could find a cure and some lore-snippets in the final level make me believe they've failed with other immune people before. If finding the cure is as simple as cracking ellies head open, then she should be given to the military not the fireflies.

>>15005885

You can clearly see they are not enjoying this but have to do it due to a contract.

>>15011873

>NO reason the fireflies could find a cure

Well shit, they were woefully inept, I'd agree, But, the lore snippets I always assume are out of immediate canon, (ie. The character themselves don't know)

So Joel is going in fucking blind.

>>15011886

> (ie. The character themselves don't know)

>So Joel is going in fucking blind.

A fair point, none of the fireflies he interacts with show any level of competence mind you but yeah his actions were most likely selfish at the end of the day, but it was still better than letting some fuckups kill her and accomplish nothing when she could maybe live a decent life and become a piece of shit in the sequel.

It was a gimmick for the trailer, the tent they were in looked exactly like a location in the trailer. They then took a 15 minute break to move everyone to the real E3 venue. What a disaster of an opener.

>>15005686

>the people who follow the babylonian talmud take other things from babylon

w-whoa

Ok why the fuck is the main girl a lesbian when she may be the only person in the world that is genetically immune to this zombie shit I haven't played the original so if I'm fucking up details sue me? Like even if she wants to fuck this smelly Jew,she would either get preggo for the good of humanity or she would probably be forcibly inseminated for the rest of her life by other men to try and produce as many humans that are immune to this zombie shit in a post apocalyptic society. Most liberals would die after a while due to the lack of a means to protect their selves leaving mostly level headed men around who know that the survival of the human race might depend on passing on this retards genetics. Like this is just shitty writing man. Fuck Jews and fuck this game.

>>15011847

I hate nu-lara with just a little bit less than that of my hatred for the jews.

>>15011997

If I had to guess (never played TLOU) it would probably be to push a narrative where she just decides not to save the human race (and thats a good thing™) and men aren't allowed to rape her full of babies because that would be problematic.

Its time to go quietly into the night, goy.

>>15011997

She was attacked and never turned into a not-zombie. Joel was tasked to bring her to a firefly base so they could study her. The base he brought her to was overrun so he decided to bring her somewhere else and then something else happened and then something else… Then he finally finds the firefly base that isn't dead yet and they say that they need to extract her BRAIN to find out what is different about her. The plan was, there was no plan. The writers didn't give enough shit to make the "villain" believable. She was going to die and Joel decided that humanity wasn't worth saving so he… saved ellie. 10/10 gotyayey. That's the fucking story.

>>15012060

And this was goy of the year right? What a fucking shit show.

>Humans not worthy

>Except this one

>>15012076

They tried to write it up as if the Fireflies are a cult that hurt people that aren't true believers. The half-assed implication was that the fireflies would use the cure for world domination. Only curing people that would be good goys and do what firefly leaders tell them to do. Basically, the fireflies were hollywood "elites". Except there was no sense of self awareness from the writing or the staff tweets or soyblogger reviews.

>>15012060

>and Joel decided that humanity wasn't worth saving so he… saved ellie

there is some argument here that maybe because of what joel had seen trying to survive the old fashioned way that maybe he abandoned the greater good for the individual good but i don't think druckman is that clever. I can't remember if it's ever made clear cut to joel if the fireflies knew their plan could work or not. It all falls apart under scrutiny once you realize the military in TLOU did nothing wrong when it came to protecting the greater good.

>>15012101

It was made clear that there was no guarantee Ellie dieing would give them a cure of any kind or even a better understanding of the fungus or anything. Because again, their initial decision was to just cut this bitches brain out and "study" it. SanFran writing.

>>15005817

>Why is it a bad thing and why is it only a bad thing when they say it but not when they do it?

Don't you remember the privilege+power narrative they were pushing? Basically: If you're a minority you can't be sexist, rape, or even appropriate culture. That's not a joke or some kind of extremist view, that's literally what they all believe.

>>15011745

Arabs have fewer redeeming qualities than niggers do.

t. lived among both of them

>>15012377

I can't wait for the lulz when she gets pregnant from being scissor sisters with someone.

>>15012377

Now that would make a great plot for a post apocalyptic game. The objective choice would be to forcibly acquire women for humanity's sake and impregnate them against their will. Maybe make it the villain who did nothing wrong, and examine freedom of individual will versus collective choice of survival

>>15012684

soooo basically Metal Gear Rising?

>>15012715

I'll be honest, the last console I bought was a Wii U and I only played it twice

>>15012798

That would have easily saved e3 tbh.

>>15012741

Its been on PC for sometime now anon.

>>15013297

Well, they aren't ugly or annoying like the ones in The LGBTQ of Us 2 will be. They're the hot kind of dykes that like a little dick action once in a while.

>>15011480

>styx

>ugly kike

Take that back motherfucker.

>>14976191

>why did the biggest kike propaganda company push their shitty kike propaganda in a church

Real head scratcher that.

>>15011763

>so muh kikess romance is the cnetral plot shit?

I bet with that kiss she spread the virus to her and kill her which leads ellie on a dyke rampage. Or it was solely useless propaganda shoved in peoples faces

>>15012060

>>15012101

basically they were going to cut open her brain in order to get a "chance" to get the cure. The thing is you read files that say that there were others like her beforehand that had the same immunity so they cut out their brains and they didn't survive and didn't find a cure. So Joel was probably saving ellie from a pointless death since the docters would kill her and not find a cure from it.

>>15011847

I like how they admitted the first one wasn't profitable yet they just keep making them, each more overproduced than the last.

>>15013251

Farm the rice, pay the price.

>>15011873

>what throws me off is when they push for realism then give me this female lead. Ellie is like what, five foot fucking 5 and probably a buck twenty tops but manages to fight off people much larger than her in melee combat. It clashes with how realistic they're trying to be, especially when male characters in less realistic games will often have to find alternative ways to fight men larger than them. Even Drake loses fist fights to larger men in the uncharted games and he has to fight with tricks or assistance to beat them and those games didn't do a realism push. In TLOU1 when you play as Ellie for a brief segment she has to rely on firearms or sneaking to take down bandits as well. So suddenly making her some fucking super ninja is just jarring.

Good points, Anon. This idea of some "normal" woman throwing around and fighting multiple large men is fucking annoying and looks incredibly (frustratingly) unrealistic like vid related.

>>15011816

>this scene is almost artistic in how utterly repulsive it is.

it's called postmodernism anon, they've been trying to push other facets of postmodernist art tendencies like minimalism (walking simulators) oversimplyfied artstyle (pixelshit) but when ou go to museums you ocationally come across the work of (((artist))) who are neither as lasy nor as invompetent as the 2 types previously mentioned, they are still utterly talentles and incapable of producing beauty so they seek the ugly instead and call it (((avant grade art)))

>>15011847

Nu Lara at least had the excuse of being in the middle of fuking nowhere but the LGBTLOU2 cast was in a fucking camp and still smelled like hillbillys

>>15013308

>Skynet was trying to save us

first thing Skynet does is poke the bear so it nukes the mutts out of existance

now that you metion it, i never saw the machine apocalypse of terminator anywhere else but burgerland so based skynet wanted to save the world from the (((mutt)))

>>15013322

>green, ugly, bald, short, weak

>is a backstaving thief that carryes diseases

>unleashed a plague of mongrel goblings upon the wolrd

>decends from Orcs wich are basically niggers

>has a big hook nose that can smell the location of golden tokens

>rub his hands when he thinks about money

Styx is the kikest kike to have eve kiked the world

>>15013700

the chink in that video was expermeted on by space natzees in some sort of autistic super soldier program so it makes sence that she's good

besides she rellyes mostly on kicks, speed and agility, the legs being the only part of the female body that can actually surpass males in muscle mass, and she has good aim stricking heads and weakpoints only, Martial arts were invented so weaklings could take down stronger oponents (though most martial artist become strong themselves due to training) at no point in the fight is she wrestling in a strenght match against a larger male and even when she is held back by Jayne she has to strike his weak points to release herself and can only do so cus the guy was trying not to hurther

>>15013700

see in serenity there is a lore reason, she's not a normal human, so you can suspend disbelief and like >>15013731 points out. The girl in Chocolat probably should have been taken down a hundred times over but since the premise of the movie is absolutely fucking insane and it's mostly thais just trying to show off their dangerous stunts you kinda glaze over it. Also she's fighting with martial arts so at least there aren't any scenes I remember where she somehow wrestles off a man larger than her. You see that in the TLOU2 trailer there Ellie manages to kick off a guy who looks like he's well over 220lbs who's got a grapple on her. If Ellie had say a hidden knife in her sleeves or boots to escape these kind of scenarios it would be a lot more clever and fitting of the scenario

>>15013846

that's supposed to be him triggered? Sounds like safe lispy and quirky commentary. There's gotta be better examples, post better shit not this.

>>15013848

Even in fighting games you can suspend disbelief because they're fun and in those games martial arts are generally more like super powers and really level the playing field and most importantly are not trying to be realistic. If a new street fighter suddenly came out with a "realistic" angle there would be no reason zangief wouldn't just win every time because he's a complete behemoth

>>15013864

>there would be no reason zangief wouldn't just win every time because he's a complete behemoth

this comment tells me you've never tryed to win against a good Zangief players

the mother fucker is invincible when you can pull pile drivers and super atomic busters with ease

>>15013883

depends on which iteration of SF we're using. The point is it doesn't dance around with a realistic angle so ryus shins don't explode when he tries to kick zangief

>>15013731

>the legs being the only part of the female body that can actually surpass males in muscle mass

No way. That's just nonsense.

>>15013864

If Street Fighter was realistic then Zangief would've died from heart failure by the third game.

>>15013902

can't fins the pic with the muscles comparision gbut males are like 50% stronger than women in the upper body with women being 10% stronger than men in the lower body, my numbers may be wrong but i think the diferece was like that, women barelly surpas men and opnly in lower body, it may be a little burt they still surpass them

of course then there are other factors like size and weight so even a male's meh lower body may end up stronger than a female's lower body at it's peak

still strength means little becos bone dencity and stamina are other important factors in fight but if you gotta fight and you are a female kicks are likelly your only option

>>15013902

It's based on incredibly disingenuous bullshit like comparing top of the line women bodybuilders to the male average but the logic is till mostly there. Getting kicked in the head by thunder thighs would probably give anyone a concussion.

>>15014020

I'm more curious if the jews will get mad that they made the jewish character look like a derogatory cartoon of a jew

>>15013964

I don't know where you're getting this info, but it's completely false. Take a look at wnba how even big women can't jump for shit there and are slow as molasses compared to men. Or how weak their kicks are in soccer and martial arts. In sprinting, where only men have beaten the 10-second barrier. There's no way what you're saying is true. It's not supported by evidence.

>>15014066

>See?! YOU are the real monster! You should feel ashamed and disgusted by yourself

there are 2 types of these games

there's the old GoW titles, GTAs and Hatred when you know you are the monster but don't care cus being bad is fun

and thene there's pretentious garvage like Spec Ops the Line that ain't even fun to play

there is also another category where everyone are monsters like the Manhunt game were you are psycho killing other psychos and Divinity Original Sin where the Holy Inquisition keeps Shoahin poor Sourceres who dindu nuffing only for you to escape and discover that the Inquisition is kinda justyfied in Shoahing Sourcerers with the same methods Sourcerers themselves use to shoah their enemies

assholery goes to the literal top with the gods who created the races being the top tier race traitor vampire assholes, but they kingdom of eternal where they come from were also assholes and so were the Divine and lord of chaos

I played that game trying to be a hero but by the second act i was on my way to becoming the motherfucking demon overlord

>>15013404

A lot of these folks also go to the most secular countries on the planet, and end up being even MORE DISGUSTED, and are smart enough to realize that said countries are easy fucking pickings.

>>14976191

>japs

>extremely cultured

>do something that shits all over xtains

>"honest, we didn't know"

They did it on purpose.

>>15014260

i doubt the Japs had anything to do with this shit

i don't know how Soyny handles itself internallty but i believe Mutt branches like Naugthydog are more or less independant, so long as they keep making shekkels the nip shoguns will let them do whatever they want, if LGBTLOU2 results in a flop becos of the poz they may thighten the leash around their (((naugthymutt)))

they did stop when Twilight Spoderman and Fembusters failed to make shekkels, (((Disney))) would have doubled down as they did with Soy Wars but Soyny is in for shekkels not subvertion

>>15013964

>can't fins the pic with the muscles comparision gbut males are like 50% stronger than women in the upper body with women being 10% stronger than men in the lower body,

>with women being 10% stronger than men in the lower body,

What? women aren't stronger than men in the lower body, the difference just isn't as big as the upper body, but men are still stronger

I found ridiculous how the man ellie stabbed in the neck couldn't fight her off (E3 gameplay trailer)

t. /fit/izen

>>15011480

Jim's stream was pretty funny >>15011512 he started lisping when this faggot showed up

>>15013710

Orcs are mutants created from elf genes.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=sfGxQdc0Kg8

>>15006638

Correction

>only white people aren't allowed to like things from a foreign country

>>15005885

They can tell that Naughty Dog is making them do this to get off.

>>15011512

That's kinda delusional, tlou 2 will sell 10 million copies and you know it anon.

Anyway the show was shit. Gamers are not cultured Tate Modern visitors. Sony knows this.

>>15018018

Even if thats the case , if its a success they will probably push the sequel to be even more pozzed possibly waking more people up to it. I think this is a good opportunity to poke at the virtue signaling troglodytes and see who is shilling for this pozzed shit.

>>15018018

I want to believe in humanity aon

i would have never thought a starwars movie wouldn't make a proffit even if it was hated by all, but look at Solow, not only it did not make a proffit it even lost 80 millons shekkels, neve in my wildest dreams would i have thought that posible

then this shitty reveals comes in and the only things everyone is talking about are

>fugly kikess

>Elly becoming a >she

>scripted demo

>degeneracy in church

i want to believe that normalfags are awake enough to feel the same disgust as us for this piece of shit

the last of these games came out at a time where there was nothing new on the shelves to compete against it, but this time Naughtymutt will have a dick measuring contest with REmake2, like or hate you know wich of the two you'll rather be stuck with

>>15005817

There's only one metric for leftists: 'does it hurt white people?' If the answer is yes it's good, if the answer is no it's bad. Literally 100% of leftist behavior can ne explained by this.