a716c3 No.14959149
HOW FRESH ARE YOU?!?
HOW RANKED ARE YOU!?!
HOW SALTY ARE YOU!?!
How Memed are you?
Previous thread: >>14806888
What Cha Mumblin about?
Join our Mumble server for Squid Squad voicechat
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NEWS!!!
-The Splatoon World Championships is this e3 June 12th. Each Countries best splatoon team are going to compete to see whose the best of the best.
-There's also more game play details of the octo-expansion. Plus some more "News/ Announcement" will take place at the event as well.
US FUCKED OVER JAPAN LAST YEAR LETS GO USA
PRIVATE BATTLE WITH US ON THE WEEKENDS!!!
Wanna play up with us on the weekends. Post your friend Codes and cue up in the mumbles for private battles
a716c3 No.14959152
ab4492 No.14959201
Cuntboys > Squidkids > Octolings
ee0fed No.14959987
Octolings are inferior
Cuntboys are inferior
Threadly Aniki
71c80b No.14961211
>The opening rounds clash with The PC Gaming Shitshow in the streaming schedule
Thank fuck; nobody's gonna miss anything important.
a716c3 No.14968525
Wonder if STDx will win like last year
71c80b No.14968948
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Jewtube - (((Embedded)))
Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
9583ff No.14970333
Missed the first few matches, but I'm in for the night to watch the rest of the fun. How's everyone doing?
de60bb No.14970647
>>14970333
Having the time of my life
1am watching splat stream
3am watching sony stream
4-7am sleeping
then go to work
9583ff No.14970728
>>14970647
Prepared for another USA vs JP championship?
87b7a2 No.14970735
>>14970333
I suppose I will. Perhaps I can learn some l33t strats from the pros. Splat zones is pretty broing though. These shoutcasters are surprisingly profreshional.
982e7d No.14970859
>>14970333
Will the Japs have their revenge? Will some underdog from down under turn things upside down? will the Euros take over? or will America reign supreme?
9583ff No.14971037
Japan is setting up to sweep the Aussies out of the tournament right now.
a716c3 No.14971360
>>14971159
USA WITH THE FIRST ROUND COMEBACK
9583ff No.14971529
>>14971360
>EU in a clamshell
9583ff No.14971901
What the fuck are you doing, USA?
be1a56 No.14971960
>>14971901
If STDX had Kiver or Power, It would have gone down differently. Kyo and the other guy looked like they sucked.
9583ff No.14971966
Fug. It's EU vs Japan in the grand finals. It's up to Nippon to send these subhumans back to their shitskin-dominated countries as the losers they are.
de60bb No.14972012
Should i buy some Splatoon T-shirts?
a29258 No.14972030
>>14971529
>that fucking nose
9583ff No.14972065
>>14972012
I like the first one, minus the grizzco part. The others aren't so great.
4f8f1d No.14972086
Any new memes to roll up and squirt yet from tournament? Was out of town with mom.
9583ff No.14972115
>>14972086
Other than the EU team having a kike/bird monster and a nigger on their team with two white guys, not really.
b7c088 No.14972128
>>14972012
I've considered buying that Grizzco one for months now. I'm afraid to go out in public with squid merchandise, though. You never know what kind of sperg will hassle you.
982e7d No.14972134
>>14972115
Didn't last years USA team have a nig on it?
a716c3 No.14972140
Fucking Kyo, I know this guy from Toons streams. He choked so hard with the custom blaster in games it wasnt even funny lma
Like he went into the battle like a deer in the head lights.
EU VS JP thats gunna be a sweep for Japan
b7c088 No.14975659
Somebody got so butthurt about my post that they reported me to Twitter.
4f8f1d No.14978276
>>14975659
Time to abandon Twitter because they'll want your phone number to dox you after this.
>>14977222
Looks like a dickhead rooftop pool party.
29d2dd No.14978645
Serious question: When it came to Splatfest teams in Splatoon 1, which sister did you find yourself agreeing with the most? Putting aside their looks and personality, which sister did you honestly believe had better tastes and preferences overall? Callie or Marie?
According to my own likes and dislikes, my personal preferences often aligned more with Callie's preferences than those of Marie.
982e7d No.14978661
>>14978645
Marie, She was cold and smug
a716c3 No.14979529
>>14977222
Oh shit this map lookin kinda cleannn
50127b No.14980107
>>14978645
>When it came to Splatfest teams in Splatoon 1, which sister did you find yourself agreeing with the most?
Definitely Marie, which is why I fought for her in the final Splatfest.
71c80b No.14983733
The Battle of the Axis Powers is starting now.
982e7d No.14984182
7b5f5a No.14984281
Take this image and do what you will. I expect great things from you my son.
71c80b No.14984398
2b6a21 No.14984481
>>14972012
source for second shirt
e8accd No.14984499
>>14984398
Sorry Mister Goldsteinshekelberg.
Can`t go to work the next days.
Japanese Blitz-Flu.
e8accd No.14984537
>Octogirl Amiibo soon
Oh boy here i go hotglueing!
80227c No.14984650
>>14984569
wtf why is that lil calamari loli so fuckable
7b5f5a No.14984695
>>14984650
Is she a loli? she could be like 25 in that art style.
i mean fucksake pearl is like 21.
982e7d No.14984701
>>14984650
Because OCTOLINGS ARE SUPERIOR
e8accd No.14984719
File: 013486c8d67041a⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 8.92 MB, 363x252, 121:84, 22b229d04b45204a44a3e03e68….gif)
358936 No.14984738
>>14984719
>splatoonfag
>microdick
Fitting
e8accd No.14984884
>all those skimpy clothes where you can see the black default textures.
Nude Patch when?
43cf07 No.14986554
>Hyped to watch the championship
>it's fucking turf war
b7c088 No.14987753
Tuesday, June 12th, 2018
The balloon animals have spread throughout the buildings. A sea of bright, vibrant latex forms overwhelm me in an ostentatious and ominous display. I clutch my ring of keys, pondering if I should should destroy these colorful abominations, but I quickly hesitate, lest there be a clown skulking in the shadows, ready to flay my flesh and turn it into one of their otherworldly creations.
Earlier, I assisted two clowns in an elevator. "Which floor?" I queried, face contorted into a forced smile.
One of the clowns, clad in over sized polka dot pants, enormous yellow shoes, and a large red nose appeared amused by my question. "13th floor." He said, waiting for my reaction.
But the building had only four floors and a basement. "I'm sorry." I said, taken aback by his response. "There are only four floors." The other clown, not in traditional garb, but rather in an official Clown Camp t-shirt and pastel Bermuda shorts, seemed unimpressed by his colleague's poor attempt at humor. "Second floor, please." He cut in.
Arriving on the second floor, I wished the two clowns a wonderful evening, only to receive a flat, but audible honk from a bicycle horn in response.
I may not survive the week. I suspect they smell my fear.
Can I go home and play Splatoon now?
20c375 No.14987989
>>14987753
Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner.
Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.
Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two others come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her.
The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and ejaculate into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns.
This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown fucking her throat raw. He pulls his cock out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork.
She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk.
He hits her in the face with a pie.
a716c3 No.14990651
>>14987989
What in the fuck
4f8f1d No.14990704
Did ISIS beat Japan in the World Championship?
a716c3 No.14990736
>>14990704
Naw EU got fucking destroyed by JP
4f8f1d No.14991070
>>14990736
Samurai beat ISIS.
71c80b No.14991314
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Octo Expansion gameplay happening NOW.
ee0b7b No.14992356
>check Friend List
>half of the people which i added on splatoon are playing Fortnite now
So… is Splat now Kill, or what?
71c80b No.14992556
Summary of important points from the stream (with spoilers):
>Played in two separate sessions: The early session showed the tutorial and first proper level, and the second one was a half-dozen levels on a later save file
>From the Inkopolis Square hub, you go to the alleyway behind Murch to swap over to Octo Expansion
>Your Octoling has amnesia, but apart from your cosmetic choices, one of the first things you learn about them is that they witnessed Agent 3's battle with DJ Octavio in the first game, just like Marina
>The subway system is operated by the Splatoon equivalent of Aperture Science, and you get roped into the tests so you can "reach the promised land"
>You spend Points each time you enter a level, and earn Points back by collecting power eggs and as end-of-level rewards
>The first time you beat a level, you get a weird cake thing that contains one of the Octoling's memories; the menu shows you short poems related to whatever the 'mem cake' represents
>If you choose to skip a hard stage, the cake you're given is all-grey and you get no LORE from it
>Pearl and Marina happen upon Agent 3's communicator near Octo Valley, and try to help you remotely. At some point, Marina creates an IRC client for your communicator.
b7c088 No.14992639
>>14990651
That's old copypasta. Mine is real, though. The clowns are still here.
b7c088 No.14992648
>>14992356
Those are no friends if they're playing Fortnite. Those are parasites.
4f8f1d No.14992859
>>14992356
Remove them from your friend's list.
7b5f5a No.14992869
>>14992556
>giving Pearl access to IRC to shitpost in
Thats like pouring gasoline on a fire.
71c80b No.14992891
>>14992869
She and Captain Cuttlefish engage in text-based rap battles.
46a92a No.14993170
Hey anons, with octolings we also get a normal, ol' balance patch, why not check out the changes?
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2
And for your convenience I added some snips of the main and special weapon changes. It's a really short list this time around
c141a3 No.14993193
>>14993170
>undercover brella buffs
dont know what they are thinking. shit's real swole as it is.
98f198 No.14993197
>>14971529
Oy vey that beak
b7c088 No.14993592
>>14992356
I saw this and thought of you.
489a3d No.14994228
220db1 No.14994346
So the plot of the DLC is getting QPU aligned to get shot into inkopolis, which is a parallel universe
What a weird meta way to go about it.
e8106d No.14994502
This is from the official manga for Splatoon 2. Squids confirmed for anatomically correct.
220db1 No.14994606
It's also seemingly a strict set of tests to allow an Octoling to gain entry to Inkopolis
Potentially confirmed rayciss for encouraging strict vetting of migrants
46a92a No.14994676
>Day 32: The inklings still don't suspect me to be an octoling, I have learned to blend in perfectly
It's fun being an octoling before the flood comes in and everyone is playing with them.
220db1 No.14994719
>>14994676
Prepare to be bullied Nafri
a716c3 No.14994870
>>14993170
Oh shit they nerfed the blasters radius by 6%
Wait thats acutally good now because the blaster has those big Chunk shots. They could make it the size of the range blaster shots
220db1 No.14995321
Holy fuck
The DLC ends with fucking nuking an AI that has decided all sentient organics need to be blended together and made into the next form of life
You literally nuke literal race mixing away
220db1 No.14995542
I get it comes with an edgelord costume, but seriously why are all octos edgelords? The only one I've seen not dressed up as pls columbine me bby was some cheery looking guy with an afro and glasses
e1f0fd No.14995575
>>14995542
I've not decided if I want to go edgesuit or school uniform because both look nice on her. after a few passes thru the plaza I didn't see any squids with the edgesuit on yet, but that'll change within a week I guarantee.
44fdff No.14995700
Just finished the campaign and man do I never want to shape boxes with a Rapid Blaster Pro ever again
37fee3 No.14995916
>>14995321
Spoiler for the dlc
I heard that the villain AI wanted to destroy both squids and octopus because they found them unworthy of the Earth. I had sighed at this as progressive crap (AI=old dead whites, cephalopods=new progressive races). I will look more into it.
a50d01 No.14996130
>Play 2 hour Salmon Run
>didn`t met a single Octo
THOSE LAZY WELFARE %§"(/§$(/
2c89fb No.14996153
>>14996130
how bad is the german translation?
c991c5 No.14996634
>>14996130
How many of those gay subway levels do I have to beat to get the Octo to Inkopolis?
46a92a No.14996776
>>14996634
I did it in 26.
If you post your subway map anon I can lead you to the Thangs so you can get right to the final
a50d01 No.14996798
I hope the Octo DLC will improve my Skill and i will have a better time in S+ now.
a50d01 No.14996859
Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly on that amiibo
cb4a01 No.14996872
>>14996130
The expansion just released. Give it a day or two for people to complete it.
cb4a01 No.14997174
>Mahi Mahi Resort is getting a remake in Splatoon 2
>New business suit outfit incoming
>Afro Octolings
You all know what to do.
86f506 No.14997798
Please Nintendo, just give me the original sound track in-game. Playing the DLC and seeing Agent 3 burst in for the rescue with Splattack! playing hit me hard.
Just want to hear those classic tunes again (they missed the opportunity to bring them back with older stages, which was a shame).
f2894d No.14997808
>>14984719
I didn't even know a penis could get that small.
982e7d No.14997812
>>14997174
Anons were tweeting that at the Jap Twitter.
742a24 No.14997909
>first two games with octos the niggers dc
>the first non nigger octo on my team did the best out of all of us
A nigger is still a nigger, even if it's a new style of hair. Remember, if you are around blacks, you have to pick up their slack.
cb4a01 No.14997937
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c141a3 No.14997961
>>14997937
i like the part where pearl realizes this.
20c375 No.14997998
>>14997174
>New business suit outfit incoming
Well that's just fine by me
a716c3 No.14998019
4c33ca No.14998058
>>14997808
So you've never looked down while pissing?
4c33ca No.14998061
982e7d No.14998091
>>14998075
The right mindset
ab4492 No.14998166
>>14998091
I'd be okay if Octo boys were cuntboys
2c89fb No.14998167
>want to pick up my switch again so I can blast niglings
>can't find my controller
goddammit.
What was recommended again: Motion control or turn it off?
850ef6 No.14998346
>>14998167
Motion controls all the way, squiddo.
cb4a01 No.14998487
>>14998167
Stick is more precise. Sure you can't move it around as much which is a downside for some guns, but honestly motion controls feel so awkward. Plus I use a wired pro controller that doesn't even have motion capabilities
50127b No.14998537
>>14998487
>Stick is more precise
F-funny joke, anon. I hope you're pretending to be retarded.
cb4a01 No.14998560
>>14998537
I meant to stay "Steady."
850ef6 No.14998637
Thanks, Nintendo. Meanwhile, the gays run rampant, encouraging sexuality in a game that children play.
cb4a01 No.14998653
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>>14998637
PSA
Report all fag posts as inappropiate. Keep Inkopolis clean of pollution. Thank you.
220db1 No.14998659
>>14998637
What did you post?
4e168d No.14998833
Just got done 100% with the expansion. I really liked it, it felt like it had variety and some okay challenge for what it's worth. Also, scored big on the vending machine using the mem tokens.
220db1 No.14998839
>>14998833
advice for the shitty defend the orb mission over in the pink sector?
4e168d No.14998848
>>14998839
if you're talking about the one with the ton of octolings, the octolings don't respawn. If you focus on killing them first and foremost then you can just wait out the last ten seconds or so. Also, there's an ink armor hidden right off the first ledge you can grab, plus more scattered around.
220db1 No.14998860
>>14998848
Well I was more talking about right around 18 seconds left when seemingly consistently 3 elite octos pop out jet pack splash down and ink armor and almost instantly knock the orb out.
4e168d No.14998877
>>14998860
Right, if you can focus them down individually then it will help you a lot. That said, a bubbler also does pretty well because you can re-ink the area around the orb, get it some extra health, and maybe take out another octoling if you're pressed for time. Make sure you're using a weapon you're good with (obviously). I doubt bombs would do much for you there, but you can try and get some of those out to catch one of them.
d4c02a No.14998998
>can pick this up+xpac for 60
>still somewhat hesitant despite me liking the first game somewhat(probably because im a solo player)
fug
850ef6 No.14999037
>>14998998
>(probably because im a solo player)
Join the Mumble. We'll help you out.
>>14998659
>What did you post?
This again. Somebody also reported me on Twitter for bullying and harassment when I corrected them in telling them that gays were never mentioned in the picture, and that it was about attention whoring.
2200bc No.14999193
>>14994606
>Strict vetting
>Promise entry and then shove em in a blender
Just like real life
220db1 No.14999225
>>14999193
To be fair
It wasn't obvious that they wanted to make you Racemix master race
5ec9e1 No.14999385
>>14999037
I've never seen anyone encouraging the gay so fiercely in EU servers. Must be an American thing.
2a907a No.14999456
>>14999385
It's a city and, to only a certain extent, suburb thing.
548e53 No.14999466
>All the bosses in the octo expansion are just harder versions of base game bosses.
That just seems lazy. Is any of the other new content even that good?
2200bc No.14999475
>>14999466
Have you beaten it? I was pretty satisfied with the ending.
7c9b8b No.14999512
>>14999456
>trans positivity
>let people be happy with who they are
>trans means people who deny who they are and pretend to be something else
🤔
b02ef2 No.14999536
>>14999456
>This squid has no gender
That's absolutely correct as there is no such thing as gender. There is only sex.
cb4a01 No.14999537
Nintendo, we need to talk.
WHY HAS YOUR SHITTY ONLINE SERVICE NOT GOTTEN FIXED YET?!
Five games. Five games in a row, teammate disconnected. All my matches, horrible lag that gave the enemy an advantage. Slow as balls matchmaking in Turf War. And basic features like reporting cheaters, voice chat, and parties in a fucking phone app!
Now look at Fortnite. Say what you will about that shitty trendy game, but at least it fucking works. At least Fortnite's netcode works, and Fortnite actually has voice chat in the console itself, without the need of a phone app. Shocking I know!
Seriously, you honest to god think anyone is gonna pay $20 a year for this shit when it doesn't even work and lacks basic features that the original Xbox had. Fuck no, people are just gonna play third party games that actually have a functional online architecture; an online you don't even need to pay for no less!
I can't play Splatoon anymore. I've hit my breaking point. I'm tired of this shitty online. I'm tired of having to go into a phone app everytime to report a cheater. I'm tired of needing a phone app just for simple gamenights.
FIX IT!
2a907a No.14999583
>>14999466
The story mode is Portal 2, in a subway, with ink instead of portals, and the twist that you fight 1's story mode protagonist in the end, eventually do escape, and have a one character "turf war" on a statue head with d3d1y 1nk 1az0r5 and save the world from being destroyed by the same fucking shit they use to continuously simulate killing each other with and then they all have an orgy.
Oh, and you get to play as the octopussy and get octo-decal headphones and an octo-decal shirt.
>>14999537
Do you know how the Splatoon 1 servers are going right now? I might consider going on if it's not too bad.
50127b No.14999621
>>14999537
>playing Fortnite
>shadman
220db1 No.14999635
>>14999512
Don't forget you have to "validate their lived experiences" by pretending they aren't the sex they are.
abbf54 No.14999720
>>14999621
>not liking shadman
74e8f5 No.14999737
>>14999720
>Like that edgy hipster faggot
Simply ebin my friend, simply ebin.
2200bc No.14999834
>>14999737
My peepee stands up when I look at his art I don't care what he's like as a person.
d4c02a No.15000360
How rampant are the hackers online?
cb4a01 No.15000384
>>15000360
There were a lot of hackers a month ago for there were lots of people wanting Octolings early, but a couple weeks back Nintendo had a massive banwave. Haven't seen a hacker since.
9583ff No.15000462
Alright, I've got cash that I'm doing nothing with. I played the shit out of the first Splatoon but didn't pick up Spla2n on launch because I was a NEET at the time. Is it worth picking up a Switch primarily for this game?
cacd64 No.15000531
>>14997937
I expect more art like this.
Pic not related
e468f7 No.15000718
>start octo expansion
>choose octo girl
>that skirt
>that idle animation
>those
>FUCKING
HIPS
0f0552 No.15000748
>>14997961
"what if everyone finds out im an octoling?!?"
???
2200bc No.15000991
>>15000462
If you really liked the 1st game then you'll probably like 2 as well, if not more. It's slightly more well-balanced (keyword is SLIGHTLY) and has more gamemodes and maps. Not to mention if you include Octo Expansion it now has a proper singleplayer mode.
61f1ca No.15001110
Wait. Is octo expansion out? I thought it wasn't coming out until june-
>it's june 15th
FUCK.
WHERE DID THE TIME GO
d4c02a No.15001242
>>15000718
anon pls im trying my best to wait until my next paycheck
e8106d No.15001312
I watched some of this and it looks like Agent 8 loses some of their outfit as they take damage. At the very least I noticed her losing a sleeve. Is that the extent of it?
408f10 No.15001535
Hey, squids. Thanks again for another great time on the Mumble. I had a lot of fun doing league, privates, and salmon run. I can't wait to do it again next time. I also can't wait to get a cut in hours to play more Splatoon
576b61 No.15001771
>>14994502
What the fuck is the context of this
f7dea8 No.15001852
>>14959149
Which race is the superior race? Squids right? Captain Cuttlefish basically calls Octopus Niggers. I wonder what they would think of Nautilus.
2200bc No.15002439
>>15001852
Nautiloids are probably like how Chimpanzees are to us, an evolutionary throwback to the ancient past
c71902 No.15002771
Where did my Country go?
God is that male octoling voice annyoing.
Danke Merkel!
d4c02a No.15002879
>first match
>9 kills(even though its only turf war)
neat
i hate the joycon, even with motion controls off
cb4a01 No.15002906
06b3c2 No.15003130
>>15000462
Remember that you only have a couple of months left before paid online starts
It's a good game but I'm not sure I'd sink that much money into it for that short a length of time
d4c02a No.15003140
>>15003130
>paid online
don't fucking remind me
i mean sure, it's just one pizza box a year, but still
cb4a01 No.15003595
It's begun. Half of the people I see in Inkopolis Square are Octolings now. As more and more people complete the new campaign, more Octos will arrive.
Face it. You Inklings are a dying race.
2c89fb No.15003605
>>15003595
>Jetzt sind die Octolings halt hier.
t. Angela Squidkel
f2894d No.15003761
>>15003595
Who can blame them Octopussy is best pussy. cuntboy expansion when?
a89aa3 No.15004184
>>15003595
It's especially disheartening because the game allows you to skip segments if you fail enough times. The barrier for entry isn't even to be good enough to finish the DLC. It's simply to pay the $20 and fuck up enough times until the game lets you through. Apparently, some players are so bad that they completely ran out of CQ points and Cap'n Cuttlefish will loan you some more to keep you in the game. I didn't realize you could be that shit.
What in the FUCK is with Girl Power Station? That challenge is virtually impossible. The brella octolings literally cheat and super jump with the brella open, your weapons recover the orb at about 1/3 of the rate that the octolings damage it, stringray absolutely decimates the orb from full health to zero in 4 seconds flat, inkjet can destroy it in 4 hits, and you're severely outnumbered for the last half of the time duration, even if you're fast enough to spawn kill octolings until the halfway point. This is one of the most poorly designed encounters I have ever seen in a video game. I switched to roller, despite never really using the thing because it's way easier to get easy kills for me than splattershot or dualies, despite me being a shooter player for 620 hours. Fuck this shit.
And you know what else can fuck off? The final minute of the final boss can fuck right off. There's so little time allotted for error, that one wrong move can cost you the entire fight, making you start all over again. Destroying other bombs way ahead of schedule doesn't allot you more time because they're placed at specific times, so the entire three minutes gimmick is arbitrary and is only dependent on how well you do for the last minute. And FUCK the fact that you can't pause during this segment or even fucking QUIT OUT OF THE FUCKING DLC PROPERLY UNTIL YOU FINISH THIS SECTION.
And
FUUUUUUUCK
the fact that they play nothing but Nasty Majesty for three entire long ass fucking sections, a lot of which renders you without a god damn fucking weapon in a fucking third person action game and instead have a forced stealth section that isn't fun while that god damn ear rape song plays endless on loop.
I guess what I'm really trying to say is that I didn't much care for the DLC as a whole.
51156f No.15004212
>>15004184
All you need to beat Girl Power Station is a charger and the ability to aim.
3c5353 No.15004216
>>15004184
It sounds to me like you need to git gud
The real challenges that can fuck off is the one with the fucking crates you need to destroy to match the shape and any of the ones that involve fucking 8-balls. Fuck that shit.
cb4a01 No.15004251
>>15004184
Okay uh…
Yeah, it's bullshit that you can pretty much just skip the game to get octolings, but the cool cosmetics you still have to complete the levels to get those. So what if the kids skip just to get octos? Shows how bad they are at the game.
As for Girl Power Station, you're right about that. It has to be objectively the hardest mission in all of Octo Expansion. But like >>15004212 said, it just takes good aim, good positioning, and knowing where the Octos are gonna spawn.
And the final boss, please tell me you're joking nigger. Marina tells you EXACTLY what you need to do. You should've listened anon.
tl;dr git gud
a89aa3 No.15004273
>>15004216
>>15004212
>>15004251
I think you faggots missed the parts I mentioned about the AI actually cheating. Also, I beat girl power station and the final boss of the DLC. I got quite gud, thank you. It doesn't change the fact that that challenge was very poorly designed.
cb4a01 No.15004276
>>15004273
The AI has always cheated since they don't need motion controls to aim. You gotta outthink them.
71c80b No.15004300
>>15004251
>the hardest mission in all of Octo Expansion
It's not technically a 'mission', but the unlockable flashback-rematch with Agent 3 will be the DLC's toughest challenge for most people.
220db1 No.15004308
What I don't get
Why does the Return to Inkopolis option remain Imagine Inkopolis after you beat the DLC?
Did OCTO get OCTO'd by TarTar?
cb4a01 No.15004319
>>15004300
Why doesn't Agent 3 use the Splatoon 1 specials during the boss fight? It would've been so awesome to see the Killer Wail used again outside of the final cutscene.
330bf2 No.15004338
>>14999037
>>15000545
Now you can shitpost both in-game and out.
4daa09 No.15004453
220db1 No.15004468
PEARL HAS A DAD?
ADULT SQUIDS OTHER THAN CUTTLEFISH CONFIRMED?
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?
SQUIDS CONFIRMED TO FUCK?
71c80b No.15004475
>>15004319
Probably because this is the fight that happened immediately before the story began, meaning it's not "two years ago" and the ban on S1 specials would be in place.
982e7d No.15004496
All these spoilers and it's getting so tempting
cb4a01 No.15004528
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>>15004468
Nintendo, give us a metal band in Splatoon now, and I'm not talking about that soft shit you call metal. I'm talking like, the hardcore gets you angry kind of metal.
330bf2 No.15004635
>>15004468
I always figured Pearl was a rich "daddy's girl."
220db1 No.15004672
>Lost ranked because two octos were spinning around in the corner
123a0e No.15005114
>>15004672
Being a huge fan of squid partying, I can safely say that squid parties during ranked and league is a dick move. People ought to save that shit for turf war.
cb4a01 No.15005161
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>>15004672
>>15005114
Remember to follow these three rules of Squid Partying.
Rule 1: No squid partying in ranked.
Rule 2: Don't force a squid party in Turf War. (Splatfests especially) Please. Nobody likes a 3v4.
Rule 3: Prioritize private lobbies for squid parties.
371608 No.15005200
>>15005114
>People ought to save that shit for turf war.
People ought to save that shit for their own faggy little private rooms consisting of nothing but retards who want to spin in a corner.
123a0e No.15005208
A little dated, but for those of you kicking themselves about being a below average player, here are the stats from Squid Research Lab regarding the rank spread. Being S+ alone puts you in the top 7.4% of players. If your MMR is ~1800 or higher, you're better than a large majority of players.
>>15005200
turf war is srs bsns
742a24 No.15005511
New splatfest, it's about oj and whether you like it with or without pulp.
cb4a01 No.15005531
>>15005511
Welp, another Marina victory then. Partly because pulp drinkers are faggots, and the other half being the Octo Expansion just released, so kids are probably gonna go team Marina to show their Octo pride.
4f8f1d No.15005637
>>15004468
I bet Pearl's dad looks like Vladimir Putin.
>>15005161
What is this exactly? Is this the FaZe Clan of Splatoon?
ea41e1 No.15005825
need at least 1-2 months to beat DLC because of job, other job, others hobbies and salmon run.
well at least money well spent.
cb4a01 No.15006059
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>>15005637
Yeah. Woomy United Today is an autistic FaZe Clan, only instead of trickshots, they're about squid parties.
0f0552 No.15006314
>>15004212
>>15004184
>muh orb defending
>muh crates
>muh 8balls
boo fuckin hoo, hows your progress on that golden toothpick going
b7c088 No.15006317
>>15006314
Quite well, actually. I have just a couple of challenges left, but I'm working all weekend, so I won't have a chance to play for a few days.
9d0f54 No.15006752
>>15004212
>ability to aim
This advice no shit literally won me that station
thanks?
0958e8 No.15006800
>>15005825
I see you fucker,i know where you come from.
ea41e1 No.15007148
>>15006800
Can`t watch his Stream because i don`t want to spoil me.
But i hope there will be more Art and Memes.
ea41e1 No.15007218
Decision Decsion
''''
All Asses are great!
4f8f1d No.15007362
>>15006059
troll teh squeekurz & b 1337
1/2 soybois r squeekurz ren raje
0d07c0 No.15007370
>>15007148
>watching a 30+ yr old man suck ass at kids games
What else do you do in your free time?
9583ff No.15008268
>playing Splatoon 2 for the fist time
>faggots 5 times higher in rank than me still don't ink spawn
>missed corners and entire paths left untouched
>getting pushed back to spawn within the first minute because they're so shit
>some guys DC before the match even starts
>despite being a newbie with nothing but beginner gear I'm consistently the top-scoring player
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess.
cb4a01 No.15008801
>>15008669
Get your business suits and afro Octolings boys.
We got a pool to close.
ea6b51 No.15008805
>>14995916
>overreading that hard into it
I know your post is days old but I still had to call you completely retarded
>>15008669
This looks fucking good for summer play
2c89fb No.15008842
>>15008801
Makes you wonder if they planned this
cb4a01 No.15009252
>Day 3 of the Octarian silent invasion on Inkopolis
All is going according to plan. The squids think we're their friends and welcome us with open arms. They find the female ones especially appealing when they say "Oomy" or "Neato."
My octo brothers and sisters have now multiplied and are spread out across Inkopolis. There are now more Octolings then Inklings now, both in Turf Wars, and in the plaza itself. I once even had a Salmon Run session that was pure Octolings.
It's only a matter of time before our so called "squid friends" are all wiped out. Soon, Octopolis will become a reality, and we shall have our revenge for the Great Turf War many years ago. Soon we shall have-OOOH! A SPLATFEST!
ea41e1 No.15009303
>>15009252
Time to vote AFI
Alternative for Inkopolis
e04d91 No.15010711
It won't let me embed. youtube.com/watch?v=oeQhwM7JRQo&t
So, squigger finally released a video addressing the rapid blaster. Months of complaining about this weapon, but more specifically the clash blaster, and our complaints have been finally addressed by one of the most popular Splatoon players. Now watch the opinion shift in the community to from complete to denial to begrudgingly accepting the problem, only to have Nintendo give fast firing blasters some inconsequential nerf, resulting in the problem persisting.
a6991d No.15011353
>>15006314
Had a bit of time to play. I got mine. It doesn't change my opinion on the DLC's balance and design, though. I still dislike it.
a60f91 No.15011451
>Play Salmon Run
>1 Woomy, 3 Octos
heh…coincidence
>next shift
>1 Woomy, 3Octos
heh… PURE coincidence
>next shift
>1 Woomy 3 Veemos
….
next shift
You know it
I AM… I AM…. I AM THE LAST WOOMY OF THE WEST
cb4a01 No.15011560
>>15011451
Welcome…to Octopolis…
982e7d No.15011575
>From the very moment Octolings were introduced I've been proclaiming that Octolings were superior to inkling girls and now the world knows this truth
My time has arrived
632237 No.15011945
I'm not taking this thing off for a week.
a716c3 No.15011953
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OH SHit we got a Blaster+ Slosher Hybrid
b7c088 No.15011992
>>15008268
How does one hold onigiri in their mouth without it falling apart?
>>15004300
>It's not technically a 'mission', but the unlockable flashback-rematch with Agent 3 will be the DLC's toughest challenge for most people.
I don't disagree, but it was significantly easier for me than Girl Power Station. It's no worse than dealing with a laggy as shit Japanese splattershot player and a laggy as shit Japanese carbon deco player spamming autobomb rush all at the same time. I'm so accustomed to my splattershot taking 5 or 6 hits to splat somebody, to be outranged due to lag, and to have my opponent teleporting everywhere and super jumping in with splashdown that taking 10 hits to splat Agent 3 under these circumstances was just another day in league.
cb4a01 No.15012009
>>15011992
All this bonus boss fight taught me, is that Autobombs should just be removed from the game. They were a mistake in Splatoon 1, and they were a mistake here.
c141a3 No.15012031
>>15012009
>Autobombs
>Splatoon 1
cb4a01 No.15012122
>>15012031
Oops. I forgot they didn't come until 2. Sorry.
220db1 No.15012205
>>15012122
To be fair, seekers existed.
220db1 No.15012223
Anyone else notice the displays in the square have octo imagery in addition to squid imagery now?
cb4a01 No.15012235
>>15012223
Yeah. That's normal. After all, the silent invasion has begun. Inkopolis will soon be renamed to Octopolis.
742a24 No.15012290
>>15012205
I miss seekers. The carbon roller deco will never be the same without them.
>>15012235
>more female octolings than male ones
>male ones are more often than not faggots
You say silent invasion, but all I see is a reason to make polygamy legal again.
330bf2 No.15014127
>>15008669
>be a species that dies in water
>build swimming pools and fountains everywhere anyway
>>15009252
>>15012235
667451 No.15014136
>>15014127
I bet the octarians did this.
1cfa1c No.15014244
>>15014127
Gee, it's almost as if there's a dozen other aquatic-descended species living around the place, which don't die in water.
982e7d No.15014394
>>15014361
>Europe is being invaded by superior and QT Octolings
Why didn't anyone tell me this?
cb4a01 No.15014423
>>15014127
Artist got the phones wrong. Octolings have octopus shaped phones.
330bf2 No.15014424
>>15014394
I'm not falling for your pro-octo lies.
982e7d No.15014445
>>15014424
It's not lies if it's the truth anon
17624a No.15014464
>>15014445
Flat is justice, Octo-heretic.
b101be No.15014480
Splatfest Alert!
New NA/EU Splatfest announced. Do you prefer your orange juice with or without pulp?
We get a close-up of Pearl's cute face and a basic bitch talks about her taste in drinks. Meanwhile, a foreign spy is keeping tabs on what's going on. Either something strange is happening in Inkopolis, or Marina's asscrack is more visible than usual.
I bet NoE did this.
982e7d No.15014483
>>15014464
I should have known that anti-Octolings were FJWs.
330bf2 No.15014486
>>15014480
Usually Pearl is the designated Correct Girl but in this case she is horribly, terribly, awfully Wrong Girl.
b101be No.15014489
New! Trendy! Stylish?
After Pearl let everyone know her brain is made of pulp, she makes an announcement about new fashion trends.
There's some weird hairstyles going around. Something's wrong about them, but it's not like Inklings ever had any taste.
I bet NoE did this, too.
982e7d No.15014492
>>15014480
If I wanted pulp in my drink then I would just grab an orange or a coconut straight from tree
17624a No.15014504
>>15014492
>all these pulplets ITT
Pulp adds to the flavor and pretty much guarantees the orange juice is genuine.
Geez, these splat threads are a mess. First, it's infested with Cow tit lovers, and now I find out it's also infested with Pulplets
330bf2 No.15014509
>>15014504
It also guarantees that my drink experience is less like drinking pure juice and more like sipping sewage sludge.
1cfa1c No.15014518
>>15014480
I like having a bit of pulp to my orange juice, but there's such a thing as too much pulp. You can't really have too little pulp, on the other hand.
7b5f83 No.15014520
>>15014504
>doesn't like big tits
the only men who don't love big tits are homosexuals and pedophiles. seeing as how we're in a splatoon thread, it isn't hard to guess which one you are
982e7d No.15014534
>>15014504
>First, it's infested with Cow tit lovers,
>Hating God's gift to man
50127b No.15014605
>>15014504
>hates big tits
>likes pulp in his OJ
Tastes this bad should be illegal.
b0b85d No.15014649
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What the fuck is this shit
cb4a01 No.15014870
cb4a01 No.15014877
>>15014480
Inklings like pulp.
Octolings like orange juice.
Know the difference.
220db1 No.15015055
Gee splatoon thread
How come Agent 3 gets explosives that deal full damage out of the broadcasted range?
cb4a01 No.15015104
>>15015055
Because Autobombs need to be nerfed. They're ruining the game.
2200bc No.15015401
>>15014127
To be fair, they don't die, they just disappate. I bet they have some kind of swimsuit or adaptation that lets them tolerate water.
e4f390 No.15015495
I'm sick of the secret final boss fight, I'm throwing in the towel. I've reached phase 5 multiple times and I know victory is within reach but I'm at a point where I don't fucking care. I'm not putting myself through that shit anymore. I also hate Calamari Inkantation now.
7fb9cf No.15015605
>>15014649
Somewhere in between cancer and autism.
7fb9cf No.15015619
>>15015055
Because Agent 3 is a cheating whore. Why aren't you asking about the infinite specials, infinite ink, the ability to super jump anywhere, a dodge roll with a hero shot, the ability to swim in enemy ink, the ability to have splashdown, inkjet, bubble blower, tenta missles, and autobomb rush simultaneously, and requires 50 shots to splat?
Not that hard in the grand scheme of things. Surely, you've fought 3 or 4v1 in league against a team of Japanese players, right?
330bf2 No.15015635
>>15015619
When's Nintendo going to explain how Agent 3 turned into the Mobius One of squids
220db1 No.15015644
>>15015619
Well, honestly I'm just garbage at fighting jetpack and really the only issue I'm having is all blasts exceeding their actual radius for damage, and basically getting stuck in a situation where one auto bomb manages to pop my armor and then I get fucked by the one thrown immediately afterwards because slow
d4c02a No.15015896
>the final boss of the base game didn't do the whole "dramatic turntables" in his intro like in the first game
0/10
i want to octo expansion but i need to unlock multiplayer weapons
220db1 No.15015903
>>15015896
Just unlock the one you want.
I guarantee even just the third boss will make you just want to quit playing splatoon with it's bullshit
1f3f21 No.15016112
>>15015644
> I'm just garbage at fighting jetpack
Not great advice on my part, but I generally can't hit somebody using inkjet unless I'm doing jump shots.
>the only issue I'm having is all blasts exceeding their actual radius for damage
Most weapons, specials, and bombs tend to do this in game. Splatoon is not WYSIWYG and it cripples the game at times because of it.
>basically getting stuck in a situation where one auto bomb manages to pop my armor and then I get fucked by the one thrown immediately afterwards because slow
It really showcases why autobomb, the bomb that exists to distract, should not also be the bomb with the largest blast radius in the game. It's in my opinion that the vanilla splat bomb should have the largest blast radius, since it's no frills and lacks a gimmick. Being slowed also really sucks when Agent 3 is spamming splashdown during the final wave. It shows how massive the area of effect that special is, and how absolutely unfair it can be. I hope that fight alone opens some people's eyes on the sheer power of some aspects of the game. It would have been even better if Agent 3 was using a clash blaster when you're stuck with the octoshot. There would be a huge outcry for weapon rebalancing from that alone.
If all else fails, just remember these words pic related
74e8f5 No.15016152
>>15003761
>this faggot wont post the full version and paywalls all his shit
Twistedgrim is a nigger faggot
220db1 No.15016168
>>15016152
Anyone who uses Patreon as supplemental pay and doesn't put all their shit out for free is a faggot. The whole reason patreon was made was to give people who can't merch a way to draw extra money without having to directly sell things.
I get having WIPs assets and shit like that being patreon exclusive but if you restrict finished projects behind it you're a fag.
dfe239 No.15016170
This dlc is immediately better than the base game
d4c02a No.15016183
>>15016170
prove it fucker
no seriously, i haven't bought it yet and i need selling
74e8f5 No.15016186
>>15016168
But that's what they do. Patreon is meant to be a tip jar of sorts and as they produce content they make it available for everyone, some people do this by timing it for a week or so which is retarded as why do thr paypigs gotta feel like special little snowflakes?
Just release your shit like you're supposed to and stop yanking the chain for other people. I don't pay Patreons I get my shit for free but lately a variety of them have been paywalling it harder and even using software to prevent people from seeing their shit.
330bf2 No.15016198
>>15016152
>criticizes Patreon
>posts furry whore
1cfa1c No.15016199
>>15016168
>>15016152
>>15016186
I personally don't mind paywalls, as there's nothing wrong with artists selling the fruits of their labor, but I draw the line at subscription sites, which is exactly what these people use Patreon as.
74e8f5 No.15016206
>>15016198
It's just a reaction image nigger
220db1 No.15016209
>>15016199
>I don't mind pay walls
>I draw the line at subscription sites
Are you being stupid on purpose or do you have some weird personal definition that I haven't heard yet?
1cfa1c No.15016230
>>15016209
You know you can individually sell things for a one-time payment, right?
220db1 No.15016273
>>15016230
Then they should actually sell things instead of being a cocktease with a system designed as a tip jar.
1cfa1c No.15016290
>>15016273
That's what I'm fucking saying, you dingus. I don't mind artists actually selling their work for a price, but asking for a monthly contribution is just being a kike.
dfe239 No.15016334
>>15016183
The levels are more interesting and demand more out of you to complete. Levels where you may only use a special are a good addition. The levels require in game currency not purchaseable with any fiat real money to access, so if you're trash you'll have to grind more coins out of easier levels to retry levels you failed at so much you went broke. I think this failure mechanic is a nice addition.
The levels are just harder and I like that and I find that alone makes these levels better.
ec0330 No.15016365
>>15016186
Completely agree.
When I see something paywalled it doesn't make me want to pay, it just makes me want to go to the literally hundreds of artists that post their stuff for free.
How am I supposed to judge quality when I can't see the damn product before I put money to it?
dce18b No.15016854
Reached Rank S+ and i can handle Salmon Run 300%
How hard is the secret boss fucking me?
9d0f54 No.15016954
>>15016854
>How hard is the secret boss fucking me?
If at any point in your Splatoon 2 career you said that something was bullshit or that you was unavoidable, this is that x5.
Hopefully positioning is your strongest skill.
a716c3 No.15017066
Damn Watching old streams of splatoon 1 from my Vods and Im getting nostaglic
2e720a No.15017136
I'M A SQUID NOW
I FUCK KIDS NOW
I'M A SQUID
I FUCK KIDS
I'MA SQUID
I FUCK KIDS
2200bc No.15017156
>>15017136
This but unironically
c780c9 No.15017360
>>15014649
>750k views since Saturday
>2+ million subscribers
>monetized
It's shit like this that makes me wonder why I decided to grind commutes for shitty wages when I could make the same amount of money messing around with Splatoon addons in gmod like I've been doing the past couple of weeks. Maybe it's because I've had a "job = physical labor" mindset from a young age that I think this is fucked up. Also, that fucking shitshow in the comments is mesmerizing.
0f0552 No.15017686
>>15016966
as someone who plays like he has polio I've gotten to the last phase at least, as long as you can keep the cross hair on dodge roll spam you'll be good with bum rushing
ea6b51 No.15018373
>>15014649
Thirteen year old kids need their entertainment too, anon.
>>15017686
The last phase is the most bullshit one. All previous ones, losing feels like it was indeed because you fucked up, most of the time; the last one feels like you just got to run away constantly and beg your bombs somehow reach out of luck.
Regardless, defeating that little cunt felt amazing and frankly there are very, very few gaming tropes as powerful and fun as being able to fight your "past self from a previous game"
330bf2 No.15018540
>>15018373
>spoiler
Can't argue with that. If they make a Splatoon 3 though I feel like Agent 4 will be nothing but a dumbass, should they go down that path again. I think the Octo Expansion has proven they're willing to get crazy with the plotlines and I hope they keep up the risk-taking as the franchise goes on.
89ef49 No.15018641
>>15016334
>Having to grind to play the single player you paid for
dce18b No.15018851
>>15017360
just concentrate on porn and make 5000 a month.
https://www.patreon.com/Mantis_X
cb4a01 No.15019644
>>15018851
>Directly linking a Patreon
>>>/reddit/
829c36 No.15019775
>>15018641
>Having to grind
Bad at the game are ya?
cb4a01 No.15020263
Daily reminder that Octolings are superior and Inklings are a dying race.
Thank you.
50127b No.15021140
>>15020263
>Inklings are a dying race
So are whites but that doesn't automatically mean octoniggers are bettter.
cb4a01 No.15021482
>>15021140
You can't deny it anon. 2018 is the year of the Octoling. Inkopolis will soon be renamed to Octopolis.
eb209f No.15022164
I came here to open up spoilers.
cb4a01 No.15022609
>>15022151
P-please no bulli
220db1 No.15022923
So, Squids still seem to have the better general aesthetic for accessorizing.
Octos don't really have flexibility.
982e7d No.15023077
>>15022923
What the hell is that thing?
220db1 No.15023098
>>15023077
No idea
This is the actual image I uploaded.
9d0f54 No.15024204
>>15023077
That is an anthropomorphized version of the dog that the Joycons look like when they are put into the controller handle
cb4a01 No.15024428
>>15023077
>He doesn’t know who the retarded doggo is.
Summerfag, you need to leave.
1cfa1c No.15025867
>>15024428
>Ulala Marie
>no Pudding Callie
c280ad No.15027674
New Smesh music was uploaded to the site recently. I don't play Splatoon, but I guess one of you might care.
dfe239 No.15027747
>>15027674
Although I am disappointed I appreciate your post
e3bbdf No.15027822
>>15023077
>>15023098
How fucking new are you guys?
10f008 No.15027959
>>15027674
Thanks for delivering anon.
Have a nice day and a good fap.
220db1 No.15028146
>>15027822
Not very i more meant in the sense "I have no idea why that in specific was uploaded" well aware of what switch dog is.
e94385 No.15028379
>>15027747
>>15027674
>Although I am disappointed I appreciate your post
Same.
46a92a No.15028530
What would you hope to see for new waves of Sheldon's Picks?
e94385 No.15028827
>>15028530
>What would you hope to see for new waves of Sheldon's Picks?
Wasabi Splattershot please. Just like the old one. Splat bombs and inkstrike.
I have no fucking clue. I'm at the point where no single weapon is going to save my incompetent ass
c780c9 No.15029550
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>>15014649
A video from his other account. This was in a post from the last thread, dammit.
10f008 No.15029739
>>15029550
Does he make porn?
I really want a Woomy Waifu Sex Simulator
So ronrey ;_;
2c89fb No.15030527
>Octoniggers say they want to rename Inkopolis into Octopolis
>because they're "winning" against Squids
>fail to realize that Inkopolis is already an inclusive therm and the city doesn't call Squidopolis
I finally started multiplayer and apart from getting splatted by level 45 assholes with duals, it's been pretty decent. What find of weapon is good for cheese these days?
cb4a01 No.15030742
>>15030527
This giant cock. The Dynamo Roller.
It's slow when swinging and consumes a lot of ink, but lays a lot more down, and instakills ANYTHING. This is the top tier salt generator. Besides the Tri-Slosher
9d0f54 No.15031493
>>15030742
What's wrong with the tri-slosher?
3345cd No.15031536
>>15030527
>picking weapons just to win instead of having fun
2c89fb No.15031685
>>15031536
>loosing is fun
I can get MVP with the basic thing I got, the weapon itself is just boring (and the ink armor special even more so). But I don't know what multiplayer weapons are shit and which are good
b7c088 No.15032074
>>15031685
>I can get MVP with the basic thing I got, the weapon itself is just boring (and the ink armor special even more so)
Sounds like you're using a Splattershot Jr. You must be brand new. Virginal. Just because you're doing great now, doesn't mean you're at the top of the game. Splatoon tries to balance you with people of your approximate skill level. Being the biggest fish in a pond of tiny fish doesn't make you great.
>But I don't know what multiplayer weapons are shit and which are good
Almost all of them are viable. Some weapons are definitely better than others, but that also depends on the game mode you're playing. I won't say what the tryhards are using right now, but I will give you some advice. Pick up either the Splattershot or the Tentatek Splattershot and play that weapon exclusively for your first 10 to 20 levels. It won't take long. It will teach you the fundamentals of aiming, positioning, mobility, and teamwork. The weapon has no blatant strengths or weaknesses and is the baseline of all weapons. Figure out what you like and dislike about that weapon, and it will give you an idea of what you want to use. Don't like the lack of range from a Splattershot?
Maybe a Jet Squelcher is up your alley. Think the Splattershot is too slow to kill with? Maybe you ought to try Dapple Dualies. Can't aim?
Maybe you ought to try the Octobrush. Like to ambush? Maybe try a roller. You won't learn how to play if I tell you "Just use Tenta Brella of the L3 Nozzlenose".
>loosing is fun
Losing is fun sometimes. It's how you learn and grow. As somebody with some Splattershot and N-Zap experience in the first game, joining with my new friends with a shit MMR, I stomped shit players for 300+ hours. I didn't learn anything, though. It wasn't until I started doing privates and league with the Mumble squids that I started learning how to actually play the game. A lot of that had to do with being surrounded by people much better than me.
tl;dr Don't be a faggot.
c780c9 No.15032329
>>15029739
Doubt it, but no harm done in sending him an email or something.
c780c9 No.15032503
>>15029550
>This was in a post from the last thread, dammit.
Fuck, that came out wrong. I meant to say that guns in Splatoon was touched upon with posts from the last thread (a gmod picture with four octolings holding weapons not from Splatoon), and out of nowhere this video shows up almost a month later. It was probably pure coincidence, but still interesting that this is the only other place I have seen the idea.
this thread is dead anyway
90e56d No.15033890
do you guys know if the octoling amiibo only comes in the three pack?
220db1 No.15034004
So apparently people can toxic mist the entire fucking stage now
Jesus christ that was fucking awful
9824d6 No.15034032
>>15014127
>chichibu
Good taste, the artist's Hex Maniacs are golden.
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9fd13b No.15037349
Thread should be due for renewal sometime tomorrow; would you prefer a DLC-relevant #$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin' Edition, or a Splatfest-relevant Eliminate the Juice Edition?
982e7d No.15037396
>>15037349
DLC relevant would be cool
3345cd No.15037595
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Pulp vs. No Pulp Splatfest in a Nutshell
cb4a01 No.15037704
>>15037349
If the OP doesn't call the next thread "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin," you will all be eternal faggots.
9fd13b No.15039310