67b70d No.14950429
>Microsoft wins E3 by announcing an all-new Toads 'Em Up
>They then FORFEIT THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING BY ANNOUNCING MOBILE FUNKO POP GEARS OF WAR
Good job playing yourselves you assholes.
701e53 No.14950474
The animation looked like hot dogshit though. It's going to look so fucking choppy, and not in the arcade way.
4d35bd No.14950509
0fe968 No.14951339
>>14950429
Its like they are hardwired to fuck up their own conferences every year. They always have to put some pointless market gimmick in a trade show where the whole point was to be a giant market gimmick. Presentation , but even they find something everyone will hate. No one likes Pops from what I know. How do they keep selling? Who keeps buying them?
c11ae2 No.14951396
>>14950474
Yeah, that gameplay trailer looked just terrible. Just like that Thundercats thing.
3d3a1d No.14951451
>thinking any of these companies are actually competing
>not knowing the entire entertainment industry is a racket
fb2efc No.14951601
post the webm you useless donkey
8fe4be No.14951661
>>14951396
>>14951339
They truly are incompotent. They could've gone out with a bang. Instead they went out like total faggots.
141b8d No.14951665
>>14951451
>competing
It's a product you fucking retard, the issue isn't competing, the issue is that a majority of the products are shit.
804c78 No.14960365
>New battletoads
Well shit microsoft is actually doing something with the game series they got from rare. its about time.
053f62 No.14960377
>>14960365
At least we'll still get more Dark Queen porn if it bombs.
afd673 No.14960379
I'm absolutely clueless as to the popularity of those funko pops things. Are they popular enough that they can sell that piece of crap?
b882cd No.14960401
>>14950429
> MOBILE FUNKO POP GEARS OF WAR
Is that the one that is designed like X-Com?
0ea3a1 No.14960412
>>14951396
Gameplay trailer? What gameplay trailer.
1ff3b9 No.14960419
>>14960379
They're probably so cheap to make that it doesn't matter if millions of the things are shelf ballast, and yes there really are plenty of people with terrible taste.
cfb31e No.14960439
>>14960379
I know a chick that has a bunch. The people that buy them are the kind of people that enjoy buying things and references to other things they have watched before. Quite often the collection goes into a box instead of on a shelf.
I don't really understand either.
22fd3c No.14960462
Tbh Nobody will come close to Devolver this year, not even Ironically
Metal Wolf Chaos is the only thing announced in the last 4 years I've been excited for
7ec66c No.14961140
>>14960462
Tales of Vesperia? But yeah E3 is mostly normalfag triple A these days.
ae72d9 No.14982333
>>14960462
>Tbh Nobody will come close to Devolver this year, not even Ironically
But their conference was maximum cringe.
12c7a4 No.14982360
>Cuphead was well received
>What IP can we cannibalize to ride on its coattail?
2611ca No.14982377
>>14982333
>Calling out the bullshit that is E3 and how fake and jewish are AAA devs is cringy
Back to halfchan with you
23d4db No.14982385
>>14950429
This why I only gave them C when they could have been a B. M$ always has to fuck up, as is tradition.
96b123 No.14996531
>>14950429
t. boomer who doesn't understand modern trends in vidya
>>14982333
Devolver are the only good thing left in this industry. They and Nintendo announcing Ridley basically saved E3.
7d6079 No.14996546
>>14951396
>>14960412
This, what gameplay trailer?
All I can find was the reveal trailer.
90eda6 No.14997478
>>14960377
>more queen porn
You know what they did to alexstrasza right?
701e53 No.14997489
>>14982333
It was dorky and cute, not everything has to be hyperserious shit with fake smiles and the like.
51e4f7 No.15009353
>>14950429
>They then FORFEIT THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING BY ANNOUNCING MOBILE FUNKO POP GEARS OF WAR
The other two GoW games looked fun though.
47d0b0 No.15009404
>>14960379
Some idiots actually think they will be worth money some day. They're like Beanie Babies, but less cute.
57b722 No.15009596
I'm waiting for the news articles stating that several Gamestops have denied legitimate inquiries toward pre-ordering the game, because they still think they're prank calls over a dead, beaten meme.
b07b72 No.15009680
>>15009353
the tactics thing was a solid idea but crying wamen gears is fucking gay
870766 No.15009701
>>14996531
>Devolver are the only good thing left in this industry.
>company with no worthwhile games
>good
>They and Nintendo announcing Ridley
Literally 1 character for a shitty party game
>saved E3.
You're to forgiving. Must be the years of absolute shit is making anything sub-original seem good.
804c78 No.15009985
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>>14997478
They made her thiccer.
67b70d No.15010021
>>15009985
>Made a sexy character into a fat slobbering pig
>This is a good thing
804c78 No.15010050
>>15010021
nigga she is not even close to fat. the fuck are you talking about? her new man jaw looks awful though.
67b70d No.15010059
>>15010050
>Doesn't know what "fat" is
870766 No.15011967
>>15010109
>real channers
Listen man, I respect you know where I'm coming from on this aspect but you seriously need to lurk more before you start posting.
d359e7 No.15011983
>announcing an all-new Toads 'Em Up
it was a garbage trailer with no gameplay
71b814 No.15011991
>>14950429
> Shitty entry in a shit series.
Who the fuck cares? As long as they don't fuck up Battletoads.
d19365 No.15011993
>>14950429
>"X" wins E3
plebbit is down the hall and to the left
d359e7 No.15011996
>>15011991
>As long as they don't fuck up Battletoads.
they're riding entirely on memes to sell it, it's already fucked
401c25 No.15011999
Between the Github buy-out and all their apparent attempts to court indie studios/games it seems like Microsoft is trying to brush off their prior reputation of being corporate as fuck and untrustworthy. I can only see this blowing up in their face though since any forthcoming "indie" games they publish will be restricted to the W10 store and Xbone.
a78cc4 No.15012006
>>15011999
Embrace
Extend
Extinguish
51ef8d No.15012965
>>14960365
Problem is: Rare got fucked by CURRENT YEAR
ad269d No.15013154
>>15010067
What the fuck is that shit under her neck!?
c166a3 No.15013164
273ebe No.15013291
>>15011996
If they're relying on memes, will Gamestop have unique preorder bonuses if you call them?
492a98 No.15015753
>>14950429
How is that a fuck up? Gears of War was shovelware to begin with, no one gives a shit. Battletoads is the only property they have access to worth anything.
6711dc No.15015776
>>15010109
>real channers
Holy shit where do you faggots come from
69e5b5 No.15016062
>>15009680
>crying wamen gears is fucking gay
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that disrespect? I know you bloody don't, you're comin wiv, don't give us a hard time now.
d78f80 No.15016583
>>15010109
>Real channers
Are you that one dude from >>15010468
Cause you really sound like that faggot
3f3862 No.15016946
>>14950429
Source on pic or artist plz, I getting nothing
90eda6 No.15016996
>>15010109
>guaranteed replies
c8e1c1 No.15017062
51ef8d No.15019494
>>15016185
>pics from previous
Did you really had to save the 4th one?
e42a5c No.15019657
>>15016946
>>15017062
Try harder you lazy faggots. Found the artist in a single search.
4345e3 No.15019707
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Don't mind me, I'm just here for the Toads
7f8c70 No.15019735
>>15019029
>embedding pornhub
Nigger what the fuck are you doing
870766 No.15020171
>>15019735
What's the matter? Afraid the lewd police will break down your door?
71b814 No.15020348
>>15009985
>>14997478
But Battletoads isn't made by Blizzard.
804c78 No.15020429
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>>15020348
no, currently microsoft currently owns battletoads which may be even worse.
71b814 No.15021795
>>15020429
We really don't know yet. Microsoft at least is trying to put forward the appearance of being less embarrassing as far as their games go. Still, if they fuck up Dark Queen then that will be a good sign not to buy.
42afbd No.15021867
>>15018862
holy shit the fucking controls on this are fucking awful and it's so janky.
42afbd No.15021882
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>>15021867
still beat it though, shit was annoying as first
115359 No.15022018
>>15021882
beat the game or beat your meat?
26c138 No.15022110
>>15010109
>real channers
Okay who forgot to lock the door.
15bc08 No.15023111
>channers triggered by "channers"
d78f80 No.15024363
>>15022018
por que no los dos?
d100f1 No.15024388
>>14960419
>image
What always pisses me off about the Woman of Willendorf is how many archeologists assume she's a god.
It could be some figure a guy made to fap to, we have no idea what religion was like tens of thousands of years ago.
804c78 No.15025037
>>15024388
it could also just have been a joke item, I can totally imagine some caveman going
>ooga booga, I made statue of your wife
<ooga nooga, but this statue is fat
>ooga booga, just like your wife.
abc519 No.15025058
>>14951339
Funko Pops are the McDonald's of pop culture merchandise.
2bdfb0 No.15025150
>>14950429
Why care for anything related to Microshit?
Wait and pirate. Never hype anything and never buy entertainment.