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5d12ec No.14927873
>Disney makes a sequel to a movie that was about video games into a cringefist of tryhard internet references and dank maymays and to avoid having to pay third parties royalties to use well known video games, they instead decide to have Ralph visit Disney's website and team up with Disney princesses who for some reason are real there and look ugly as shit (despite that the website is nothing but pictures that shouldn't have living NPCs) and the whole movie is nothing but Muppets, Marvel and Star Wars references with a dash of princess feminism
Boy howdy you guys, wanna see me tempt fate? Can it possibly get any worse?
da168d No.14927884
>>14927873
Thought this was /v/ turns out its /faggot/
6d4428 No.14927891
Really? That's not a movie, that's a commercial.
85a2b7 No.14927897
>>14927891
Is there a difference nowadays?
58c676 No.14927903
>>14927873
>okay movie series about vidya made by Disney turns into a Disney shill fest
Gee, its like Disney are a bunch of greedy opportunistic monsters no one should ever have trusted. The first Ralph wasn't even good. The only appeal was shitty superficial references and that awful (((Silverman))) loli and loli racers half/v/ won't shut up about.
5d12ec No.14927908
>>14927891
Movies are essentially commercials these days for either awful IPs or awful ideologies.
54ad78 No.14927916
>>14927873
>Ralph visit Disney's website and team up with Disney princesses who for some reason are real there and look ugly as shit
>The disney princesses
>The ones they've had professional models for ages
>The ones Pixar's UFM is based on and is supposed to be able to easily be transformed into with little effort
>Most of them have models that could be recycled from KH's High LOD models which disney has the rights to use
How in gods name did they fuck that up?
85a2b7 No.14927918
>>14927916
Laziness/stupidity.
85a2b7 No.14927933
>>14927908
A form of entertainment getting turned into commercial garbage or used to shill communism or other leftist beliefs, where have I seen that happen before.
f644d5 No.14927937
>>14927903
>the spoilers from almost a year ago were true
>the site is actually called OhMyDisney
>discarding any logic by having lifeless pictures on a website be just as alive and 3 dimensional as detailed and flexible vidya characters
>new movie doesn't even have a sense of that Roger Rabbit feel and its just an ad placement for Disney's shitty new site and to get more of the braindead masses to support Disney's right to buy everything
Its essentially a worse and more soulless version of Ready Player One.
54ad78 No.14927945
>>14927918
But they like, already have models? It'd take more effort to make it look like shit
f644d5 No.14927951
>>14927916
They all look like even more deformed Frozen characters with disgustingly engorged eyes. They don't even have unique styles anymore.
904bab No.14927955
Is /tv/ so shit that you have to come to /v/ to discuss movies now under the guise that they're video games related?
85a2b7 No.14927960
>>14927951
Uniqueness? In the current year? That sounds like it goes against equality, I think you might need to be arrested for hate speech.
efb5c6 No.14927961
My sister looks like Sarah Silverman
Ask me anything.
5d12ec No.14927962
>>14927945
But making things look like shit is hip with the rebellious youth!
85a2b7 No.14927963
>>14927955
How is Wreck It Ralph not related to video games?
>>14927961
Is she Jewish?
801f25 No.14927964
Speaking of movies, has anyone watched Ready Player One?
85a2b7 No.14927971
>>14927962
Why has that show not been cancelled yet?
0ccd71 No.14927975
>>14927945
That's the thing - the peons are made to work in the name of management's laziness/stupidity.
5d12ec No.14927976
>>14927955
One of our banners is a shitty shoop of the little bitch from Wreck It Ralph twerking with a large ass which is actually Ralph's arm. The first movie itself was vidya-themed. So its pretty damn relevant despite that the movie originally promised to be about online games like MMOs and Emulators. Instead its just a cheap ad for Disney garbage and non-trademarked parodies of mobile games.
5d12ec No.14927978
>>14927961
How does she manage to get through the day after looking at that awful face in the mirror every morning?
5d12ec No.14927984
>>14927964
It was an average mistake.
904bab No.14927988
>>14927963
It's a movie.
>>14927976
The banners are also edited to fit the site/board deliberately.
You could take a piece of shit and slap /tv/ on top of it and it would be agoodbanner that's not related to movies but represents the board really well.
89e848 No.14927995
>Ralph won't be in any flash games
>Ralph won't see himself in Sonic All-Stars Racing
>Ralph won't see the website promoting his own movie
<Ralph will never discover rule 34 of himself
ALL THIS WASTED POTENTIAL
904bab No.14927996
>>14927988
>the K. I. N. O. filter is back
I don't even know what the fuck you're doing anymore, Mark.
5d12ec No.14928000
>>14927971
Same reason they haven't killed the Simpsons yet despite that they deserve death more than any other show.
130098 No.14928003
>>14927951
>They don't even have unique styles anymore.
>>14927916
With any luck all the bad decision the Mouse has been making recently will leave them in a bad place for the next time that they try to strong arm congress into extend the copyright term.
f644d5 No.14928004
>>14927988
>>14927996
>not knowing it was back
The state of newfags.
96e97b No.14928007
>>14927945
Honestly? It probably never crossed their minds to ask to use them and made them from scratch. Hell I bet most of the staff that worked on this isn't even aware that kingdom hearts exists.
54ad78 No.14928008
>>14927971
Seth Macfarlane both can't write anything else and simultaneously is too big of an asset to fox (or maybe it was tbs now)
efb5c6 No.14928016
>>14927963
Partially yes. We are mixed, Basque/Sephard, she is white passing, I am not, I look more like my father, who has Portuguese/Native blood.
>>14927978
I dunno, she used to be depressed, but that has more to do with my mom being shitty to her when she was small.
When I was younger she gave me a lapdance and I smelled her pussy through her panties. I liked her musk a lot and her pussy was very warm in my face though, I would never mention that to her now (It's been 15 years since that)
45345e No.14928021
>>14927984
>someone uses your shitty OC from the Asscreed WEWUZKANGZ shitfest
f644d5 No.14928022
>>14928003
They're look fucking hideous. What the hell is wrong with those soulless and dead frozen eyes?
130098 No.14928033
>>14928022
>What the hell is wrong with those soulless and dead frozen eyes?
85a2b7 No.14928046
>>14927995
Could you honestly say you expected anything good from nuDisney?
>>14928000
>Despite that they deserve death more than any other show
I'd say that their tied with pic related in needing to be cancelled or finished.
efb5c6 No.14928048
>>14928003
PAHAAAAHAAHAAA
POCAHONTAS DOESN'T EVEN LOOK NATIVE ANYMORE!!
da168d No.14928052
>>14928003
>They whitewashed Pocahontas.
>I'm OK with this.
>Jasmine looks like that annoying touchy feely physic bitch from Soy Trek TNG
>NOT OK with this.
85a2b7 No.14928058
>>14928048
It truly is amazing how Disney can fuck up in the most unexpected of ways.
54ad78 No.14928061
>>14928003
>They used the default morph settings for every face.
>Every character but Rapunzel Mulan(but she's asian) and Ariel look almost 10 years younger than their model sheets
If this isn't a theme thing where they're all supposed to be the same age I'm going to have an anyeurism
3cdc89 No.14928094
>>14928003
>>14927873
Humanity was a mistake.
130098 No.14928095
>>14928048
>>14928052
>>They whitewashed Pocahontas.
Now that's sounds like a good hook to sow a little chaos.
85a2b7 No.14928109
>>14928094
Maybe you should shoot up Disney instead of E3.
5f7655 No.14928115
>the absolute state of cinema when films are nothing but 2 hours of worthlessly cheap cameos and references that only exist to mask the scent of the rotting landfill that is the film industry
>mfw Hollywood will not stop until vidya goes down with them
>>14928095
Maybe we can use this as an opportunity to turn SJWs against Disney.
efb5c6 No.14928118
>>14928003
C R A C K W H O R E S
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Pocahontas looks like tila tequila now.
5d12ec No.14928125
>>14928109
That would actually be a noble service to the greater good as a whole than bashing Todd Howard's head in and randomly shooting 3 fat guys.
801f25 No.14928126
>>14928021
But I made that.
d4d386 No.14928139
>>14928126
fuck you both, I made it
879270 No.14928143
>>14928003
Can we just get WW3 already?
>>14928126
No, I did.
efb5c6 No.14928147
>>14928139
Nah, it was me.
I was a kang.
cbc3cf No.14928148
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>>14927873
>>14927903
Doesn't the entire princess scene remind anyone else of Shrek The Third?
45345e No.14928152
85a2b7 No.14928155
>>14928143
No because that might put an end to our suffering, and they can't let that happen.
eb7eb1 No.14928160
Hopefully Jane is forgotten and they do not ruin her too.
879270 No.14928167
>>14928148
It feels exactly like it, right down to generalized personality traits with the added spice of parody. And much like Shrek the Third, this movie looks mediocre.
188716 No.14928178
i don't know what pisses me off the most, the fact that Kida and Nala are nowhere to be seen or the fact that these faggots dared to lump Mulan with all the other shitty useles princesess
>she's not royalty
>joins a war to save her father
>doesn't need any rescueing
>actually mans up and keeps up with men through sheer willpower and personal effort
>rushes towards incoming Mongol army with a rocket in hand and burries them all beneath the snow with one well aimed shot
>takes a nasty swordslash from big baddy and survives
>shamed and dishonored she still does what must be done to save her country
>faces off against big baddy on a rooftop with no place to run
>actually gets the upper hand on him thanks to her training
>comes back home having an imperial general husbando heads over heels for her
>she does all this without looking like a Mary Sue
7ede93 No.14928183
>>14928118
holy shit she does
54ad78 No.14928187
>>14928143
Fuck world war 3 we have an issue that has been allowed to continue for over five decades without any address
7b669d No.14928194
>>14928003
I guess now we know who the real beast was.
eadbbc No.14928197
>>14928187
No one is forced to use unions. In gaming it's better not to. You won't get stuck with those 4 completely trashtastic voice actors EVERY-FUCKING-BODY ELSE USES.
55471b No.14928202
>>14928048
She looks like an asian roastie now, did Disney forgot they have Mulan even though she's right there?
efb5c6 No.14928203
>>14928194
PETAH, THEY PUT MEE IN A DISNEY MOVIE PEETAH
5d12ec No.14928205
>>14928178
They needed a token asian. That's why they reduced her to this bullshit princess toyline status. They probably also plan to use this to raise interest in the shitty new Mulan remake.
32e411 No.14928209
>>14928194
Superb post, my friend.
7ede93 No.14928210
>>14928203
Good grief I can hear it
54ad78 No.14928214
>>14928197
>No one is forced to use unions. In gaming it's better not to
Have fun being literally unable to interact whatsoever with any human resources that are industry, or participated on any level with a union placement pla- I MEAN TOTALLY LEGITIMATE POST STANDARD EDUCATION
f2292e No.14928215
>>14928178
>>14928205
Reminder that China is still upset over Disney Mulan's depiction starting the movie basically as a prostitute.
f2292e No.14928225
>>14928003
We had Kingdom Hearts 3D models, it didn't have to be like this. It could have been so much better.
54ad78 No.14928227
>>14928214
Bonus, you get 0 access to overseas resource studios
cbc3cf No.14928229
>>14928167
>And much like Shrek the Third, this movie looks mediocre.
But, when Shrek the Third came out, it was shit on by everyone. And, on top of that, it released during the same time as Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End and Spider-Man 3, and became a huge joke of being "the terrible box office trio".
55471b No.14928233
>>14928178
This has always pissed me off! She's not a fucking princess she never was! Mulan represents that not all girls have to be princesses and can be badasses by working hard in life to achieve your goals but NOPE! They had to made her a "princess" to sell their cheap princess stereotype toys.
5d12ec No.14928237
>>14928229
And sadly, Wreck it Ralph 2 will be praised by critics just for being a Disney film and being packed with nostalgia.
cbc3cf No.14928238
>>14928205
>They needed a token asian.
And, they didn't think a robot could pull it off?
188716 No.14928245
>>14928215
wut?
you mean during that geisha training or wathever it was?
why would chinks be mad at this movie? it fellates chink culture depicting them as a wise honorable ancient culture, just as they imagine themselves
5d12ec No.14928246
>>14928238
No. Only humans matter which is why the new Star Wars movies hates droids and aliens so much to the point where a role that would have been fitting for Ackbar was given to a pink haired dyke who was scissoring Leia.
85a2b7 No.14928255
>>14928178
That's a blessing, not a curse anon, they aren't being defiled like every other princess shown here.
04f32c No.14928261
>>14927873
I really never liked the first movie, thought it was painfully mediocre. Without the "videogaems XDDDD" aspect to save it I think this sequel will really bomb.
85a2b7 No.14928265
>>14928194
The only princess here that looks different from the rest looks like a Jew, what the hell Disney.
efb5c6 No.14928272
>>14928261
It's going to do better than the first one and you know it. Fuck disney and fuck the people who enable them.
85a2b7 No.14928274
>>14928246
Did you forget about the feminist droid they put in Solo?
cbc3cf No.14928276
>>14928245
IIRC, it had to do something with how "family values" in the West are much different than those in China, and that's where the movie failed.
>>14928246
Gonna need a source on that article. Also, why should I care about a shitty character in a series that only showed up for one film and was killed in that very same film (With some bullshit plan that no one in the thousands of years of Star Wars history ever thought of doing before)?
188716 No.14928277
>>14928246
Disney are a bounch of human supremasist
Star Wars needs more diversity
f2292e No.14928281
>>14928245
>you mean during that geisha training or wathever it was?
Yes, the equivalent of a valiant warrior being depicted as a prostitute. That isn't even how fucking Chinese match making culture worked nor was it similar at all to the style at the time. They chose a Tang Dynasty dress for a story that takes place in Northern Wei. In addition China doesn't like when the West depicts spiritual ancestors as it could be considered disrespectful if not handled properly.
5d12ec No.14928286
>>14928276
>Gonna need a source on that article
You lazy git. http://archive.is/skn3l
Its also all in the book too and even the writer and actress agreed to it. She's also apparently Leia's right hand woman who kept her company after leaving Han and she's an expert in astrology.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Amilyn_Holdo
85a2b7 No.14928303
>>14928286
Did they just rip the personality part from Tumblr?
7b669d No.14928307
>>14928274
And pansexual Lando and that mary sue ginger mutt Enfys Nest supposedly being the new Mara Jade.
5d12ec No.14928311
>>14928303
In a way yes. She's basically the writer's self-insert.
f2292e No.14928313
>>14928281
In addition, the animators also got the armor wrong, using Qin Dynasty armor as opposed to Wei
efb5c6 No.14928314
>>14928311
She looks like a worse version of my own mother.
6749d3 No.14928317
>>14927873
>Api #1 said: Over quota (I'm on it)
cbc3cf No.14928318
>>14928274
>>14928307
Let's also not forget the crowning achievement where they made Han both a gay and a furry.
>>14928311
If they're going to do a self-insert, why don't they just be more blatant about it?
188716 No.14928320
>>14928255
i hope that the hentai artist who draws the doujin for this scene has the decency to actually put them there especially Nala and Jane from Tarzan wouldn't be bad either
85a2b7 No.14928323
>>14928318
Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell happened in that shitshow of a movie?
efb5c6 No.14928324
>>14928311
Check if she's a Jew by the way.
6749d3 No.14928325
>>14928003
it looks like a bunch of girls cosplaying as princesses.
fc27f5 No.14928331
God, imagine an alternate universe where we got Super Wreck-it Ralph instead of The Emoji Movie 2.
cbc3cf No.14928334
>>14928320
Why not throw in Alice, Esmeralda, and Eilonwy (Ooh, another princess they forgot) too?
85a2b7 No.14928338
df6140 No.14928339
wreck it ralph wasn't even that good so I dunno what anyone was expecting from another one
85a2b7 No.14928341
>>14928339
I was expecting it to not get made.
5d12ec No.14928347
>>14928331
>Ready Player One
>Emoji Movie
Now Wreck it Ralph 2. Its the unholy trinity of the worst Hollywood can do.
85a2b7 No.14928348
>>14928347
Are you trying to jinx us you madman? Now Hollywood will make something even worse.
7416b2 No.14928349
Walt Disney rolls in his grave. The Disney of today is not the Disney Walt envisioned.
6749d3 No.14928352
>>14928246
>was given to a pink haired dyke who was scissoring Leia.
whut?
efb5c6 No.14928353
>>14928331
Imagine a Wreck it Ralph Minions crossover where all the nu-nintendo properties come on and people suck the shit right put of their jappy asshole because they don't know any better and are too brainwashed by brand recognition that they'll immediately love it once they hear a shitty mute character like link say "Hi".
They (consumer base) pardoned the rabbids game, they'll do the same here.
We are currently witnessing mass conditioning in vidya like never before seen
Less reasons to defend their shitty consumption more determination to try and damage control.
It only goes downhill here. The only reason to stay alive for vidya is to either to try to change it, or become the cancer everyone here despises.
df6140 No.14928356
>>14928003
welcome to week 1 of cartooning school
f2292e No.14928359
>>14928349
>guy hates jews
>company he makes gets overrun by jews
It's all funny in a dark ironic way.
130098 No.14928362
>>14928339
>I dunno what anyone was expecting from another one
Sexe Rushians
aa4968 No.14928365
>>14927903
>>14928003
>snow white
>cinderella
>aurora
>beautiful likable princesses made by Christian creators
>forcefully turned into ugly jewish products
Disney use to be a good Christian company before a hostile jewish takeover took place in 1984 by frank wells. The good goy, jewish-loving president that literally started firing and replacing all non-jews from top positions to make room for jews [(((michael eisner))) as chairman/CEO, (((jeffrey katzenberg))) as head of Walt Disney Studios, etc, etc]. Every "princess" after 1984 is just a jewish piece of shit. This goes for princesses made by their 3D animation studios as well.
Walt himself must be rolling around in his grave if he saw the corpse of his company and princesses being raped by degenerate kikes. At least, if nothing else, my favorite Disney girl (Alice) was spared from this shit movie.
efb5c6 No.14928367
>>14928349
In fact, disney Inc. now is the exact fucking opposite of what walt disney himself wanted.
It's corporate horror.
46d6c1 No.14928369
>>14928348
Well, the directors of Game of Thrones and Ryan Johnson have their own Star Wars trilogies planned, so there's that.
7474be No.14928373
>>14928359
Hint: He never actually hated kikes. He just hated communists who always happened to be Jews, because they were always trying to fuck with the film industry to try and subvert it.
188716 No.14928374
>>14928352
akbar got killed in the stupides way possible and since super leia was in a coma after being in the vacum of space the revels needed a new leader to take charge, and with akbar dead this tumblr haired dyke takes comand and literally fucks everything up
5d12ec No.14928378
>>14928334
>>14928353
>Imagine a Wreck it Ralph Minions crossover where all the nu-nintendo properties come on
P-Please no!
cbc3cf No.14928379
>>14928331
>>14928347
IIRC, the original plan (This was talks already happening immediately after the first film came out) was to make a sequel that involved online gaming, and they were talking about having even more game characters like Mario and Master Chief showing up.
efb5c6 No.14928380
>>14928373
They happened to succeed. It's best to be a full antisemite and be safe, than be forgiving and get fucked over.
188716 No.14928381
>>14928353
if they ever put cute bishonen aryan Link in the movie they better make hims say:
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princes
130098 No.14928383
>>14928369
Well that was the plan but who knows after the terribly divisive Last Jedi and the out right bomb that was Solo.
fc27f5 No.14928389
>>14928348
WB and Disney teaming up to make the Roger Rabbit sequel nobody wants.
6749d3 No.14928391
>>14928365
>Disney use to be a good Christian company
c801c7 No.14928392
>>14928347
You forgot Pixels.
85a2b7 No.14928393
>>14928374
I still don't understand why she didn't tell Poe about her plan.
5d12ec No.14928394
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>>14928367
>Disney dreamed of a company that made dreams come true and push the boundaries of animation and engineering
>instead we get this
What a sad fate.
188716 No.14928399
>>14928373
>He never actually hated kikes
he knew what they were up to, he may have not said it outloud but i'm willing to bet he was as red pilled as Henrry Ford
5d12ec No.14928400
>>14928392
Pixels was just your typical Adam Sandler schlock copying Wreck it Ralph and it was mostly limited to a handful of 80s games.
cbc3cf No.14928401
>>14928381
>Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princes
Was that intentional?
>>14928389
They've been threatening that for the past two decades.
>>14928392
That movie was actually good.
5d12ec No.14928404
>>14928401
>That movie was actually good.
Except for the climax/ending. That shit was just mediocre. But I guess if the whole fucking Qbert thing was meant to be funny, then I'm sure some kids enjoyed it.
4d9e43 No.14928408
>>14928003
>mulan is whiter than snow white
cbc3cf No.14928411
>>14928404
Yeah, they could have left the part out about Qbert.
5d12ec No.14928413
>>14928408
What a fucking twist
85a2b7 No.14928414
>>14928394
It seems that this is the fate of all companies, poor Walt.
efb5c6 No.14928422
>>14928381
Hahaha. You won't even get THAT kind of fanservice. You're going to get fujoshit bait and you're going to fucking love it., you faggot goyjin.
If you wanna see link and peter pan high five for 2 seconds as you shake your fat pudgy heavy cellulose covered legs as your panties get congested with the most foul acidic mystery fluids known to man, then be my fucking guest, because that's all you're going to get in a kiked industry that exploits conformity in order to milk more and more revenue into the mouth of the Jewish parasite clamped hard into the throat of the subverted, gangrenous system we still manage to call capitalism.
c221f9 No.14928424
>>14928393
because i assume the writers were trying to assert that the bluehaired stronk womyn was quietly in charge and had a grand plan all along and that to question her was futile. those writers obviously didn't realize that anyone above the age of ten would ask "if her big idea was a kamikaze attack, why would she wait until literally everyone else was already dead to do it?". or maybe "why doesn't she fucking do anything at all?"
5aa2dd No.14928429
>When Disney is so creatively bankrupt it just copies other movies
>Book of Life becomes CoCo
>Emoji Movie becomes Wreck-It-Ralph 2
But hey, even if the movie bombs, all that advertising money will save it!
5d12ec No.14928432
>>14928424
The nu-Wars fans don't care. All they care about is human diversity quotas.
5d12ec No.14928438
>>14928352
Read the articles you tard >>14928286
188716 No.14928439
>>14928412
>speaking on a trial
>after WW2 ended
Walt didn't make it to the top by being stupid, he likelly knew (((who))) was in charge after the war and what would happen to him if he dared to step out of line
aa4968 No.14928442
>>14928391
Walt Disney was a devoted Christian who owned the only non-jewish company in hollywood's ENTIRE history. He's had bad blood between (((them))) ever since they stole Oswald from him. And when he founded Disney, he did his best to stop kikes and communist from subverting his highly successful company and movies. But shortly after his death, there was little he could do to stop the jews afterwards.
7416b2 No.14928444
>>14928365
Alice has been my waifu since childhood. I've been in love with her and her various incarnations in anime, vidya, Alice Margatroid and such. I hated Tim Burton for the shitty Alice depiction and live action movies.
85a2b7 No.14928446
>>14928432
Alien diversity? I thought the soyim in charge of nu Star Wars didn't give a shit about the aliens.
c801c7 No.14928452
>>14928442
>But shortly after his death, there was little he could do to stop the jews afterwards.
He could have taken the company to the grave with him.
>>14928444
Trips confirm Lewis Carroll is still alive.
188716 No.14928456
>>14928422
>You're going to get fujoshit bait and you're going to fucking love it
>those dubs
>that writting style
i-is that you s-stalker sempai?
5d12ec No.14928458
>>14928446
They only use female aliens that look humanoid occasionally. Even the ones in that pic are a rare example. Even Darth Vader ends up being some mary sue merc's bitch in Marvel comics.
cbc3cf No.14928460
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For those that want to read about the story of Walt Disney fighting Hollywood: https://archive.fo/6mogq
<For those wanting to watch about how Hollywood was always a Communist shithole
0762c2 No.14928461
>>14928261
If it does really bomb, which is unlikely, Disney would just pay the media even more to talk about it non-stop.
And the ratings are bought and paid for since before the internet so nothing new there.
5d12ec No.14928463
>>14928452
>He could have taken the company to the grave with him.
He probably hoped that maybe his company would honor his dream and memory… How sadly naive.
85a2b7 No.14928464
>>14928444
Whatever atrocity Hollywood comes up with that involves Alice is gonna make Tim Burton's Alice look like gold.
5d12ec No.14928465
>>14928422
>>14928456
>stalker sempai
Please no
5aa2dd No.14928466
>>14928452
How? The kikes would have eventually gotten hold of the rights in some manner. No way would they just not try to control a cash cow of that magnitude and influence.
85a2b7 No.14928467
>>14928458
Didn't vader send the mary sue into space out an airlock?
cbc3cf No.14928472
>>14928463
>>14928466
Actually the Jews cheated Walt's brother and son out of their control of the company: >>14928460
5d12ec No.14928473
>>14928467
She got better and has her own ongoing series no one reads.
7416b2 No.14928475
>>14928464
I don't want Hollywood to further sully my waifu. Japan made various cute Alices. They love Alice in Wonderland too, and I love every reference. Shinku and Siguintou are destined Alices too. I think American McGee's Alice is cute too My Alice.
5d12ec No.14928478
>>14928472
Roy really got the raw end of the deal.
188716 No.14928479
>>14928456
>>14928465
>56
>65
these numbers are scary
85a2b7 No.14928487
>>14928475
You better enjoy your waifu while she's unsullied then anon, most of us aren't as lucky.
130098 No.14928489
>>14928424
>"if her big idea was a kamikaze attack
I don't think that was her big idea. That was just her last ditch effort after her primary plan failed. She didn't turn her ship around until after all the escape ships started getting blown up. She was going to just use the cruiser as bait and make the Not-Empire think all the Not-Rebels were blown up.
Of course there was no reason for her to go down with the ship as far as she knew so the whole self sacrifice thing made no logical sense.
5d12ec No.14928492
>>14928475
Its gonna get worse whether you like it or not. Alice, Mulan, and more remake atrocities to come
85a2b7 No.14928507
>>14928489
Then why the hell did she let the other rebels get killed before then?
7ede93 No.14928508
>>14928422
and even more child rearing age people will abstain from their genetic duty just to hoard plastic smiling merchandise of these overmilked characters
I know a 35 year old woman who recently dumped her boyfriend just so she could afford more disney stuffed toys, it's pathetic
7416b2 No.14928511
>>14928487
>>14928492
I will refuse to acknowledge Nu-Disney and Hollywood's Alice. I'll always have the classic Disney and Books Alice along with McGee's and other Nip depictions.
7ede93 No.14928514
>>14928472
his own son, damn
85a2b7 No.14928521
>>14928511
And most classic Star Wars fans refuse to acknowledge the sequel trilogy and anything else that's come out under Disney, that doesn't make it hurt any less.
c801c7 No.14928528
>>14928521
Denying shitty nu-material is a staple of being a Star Wars fan, be it more shitty movies or shitty novels. I wonder if Star Trek fans are the same.
85a2b7 No.14928554
>>14928528
I'm pretty sure Star Trek fans are exactly the same, why would they acknowledge JJ Abrams Star Trek or Star Trek Discovery?
130098 No.14928582
>>14928507
They had to get close enough to Salt Hoth to launch the transports so they could sit tight until the Not-Empire passed them by and to make a call to the other Not-Rebels in the galaxy. Of course at the end those other Not-Rebels completely ignored the distress call and due to Admiral SJW's incompetent refusal to tell the crew what her plan was Poe an Rose accidentally ended up giving away the plan when they got caught after infiltrating the SS Freudian Nightmare.
aa4968 No.14928584
>>14928492
Thankfully, after the live action tim burton movie flopped, Alice is already off the chopping block from nuDisney's recent spree of terrible live action remakes. For now, it'll be a long time before those greedy kikes try to push out another shitty Alice movie.
886dc9 No.14928587
>>14927964
Ready Player One scrapped what little of the book was interesting and Kikeberg replaced the vidya with references to his own movies. I give it a Jew out of Juden.
85a2b7 No.14928593
>>14928582
That's still a complete waste of all those people who died, why didn't she think of telling one of them to ram their ship into the not-Excutor?
85a2b7 No.14928604
>>14928587
The book was already a pop culture reference to shit that was better than the book, what could possibly be in there that was interesting?
5aa2dd No.14928605
>>14928593
Then obviously the not-Empire wouldn't be able to rule the galaxy, and then how could they copy the rest of the original trilogy?
85a2b7 No.14928611
>>14928605
They'd make another not-Empire, or reuse the same one anyways.
2ef739 No.14928631
>>14928605
They should have just copied all of the fucking books that were written after the original trilogy if their writing is this fucking bad.
f6437e No.14928635
>>14928587
tfw the movie didn't keep mc's two-page soliloquy about the important of masturbation
130098 No.14928636
>>14928365
>>14928444
Alice is a good girl.
85a2b7 No.14928642
>>14928631
But that would acknowledge the old EU, and Disney can't have that happen.
b1fbb9 No.14928649
>>14928118
Do you see what I fucking see.
5a9814 No.14928652
>>14927961
how does her cock taste askin for a friend
cbc3cf No.14928658
>>14928631
>>14928642
Also, then they couldn't copy and paste the stories, but replace actually good characters with OC Donut Steel self-insert characters.
85a2b7 No.14928659
>>14928636
You better hope that Disney ignores her for as long as possible.
886dc9 No.14928663
>>14928604
The only reason the poorfag protagonist had access to VR in the book was because it was how he attended public school due to overcrowding - that's at least something you can think about.
85a2b7 No.14928669
>>14928663
So, one interesting thing, out of an entire fucking book.
c221f9 No.14928683
>>14928593
here's a better question: why did they even bother with the useless salt skimmers on Salt Hoth when they accomplished literally nothing and in fact two of them crashed into each other? why did the two rebels feel the need to ruin the fun of all those Mean Old White Space Republican Males(tm) at the Space Kentucky Derby when doing so blew their cover and even a retard could have known that was a bad plan for an incognito operation? why did Luke die of a stroke for no fucking reason after somehow teleporting Han's gold dice across time and space to give them to Leia? Why does Leia possess Space Dragonball Z powers and magically fly into the ship after being blown into space? Why does the Dreadnought's laser bolts arc like artillery even though they're in space? for that matter, why did the bomber in the first battle scene "drop" bombs in space instead of just launching them from miles away since, you know, they're in fucking space? more than anything, how was that the script that somehow got past all of the suits who dictate what gets made?
dc25d1 No.14928695
>>14928683
Because they didn't care and though they'd print money on the reputation of the franchise and the cast alone. Also holy fuck the asian chick in that is ugly. I wonder how upset the chinks were over the race-mixing?
cbc3cf No.14928701
>>14928695
>I wonder how upset the chinks were over the race-mixing?
They blew a gasket because the girl is actually Vietnamese, but the race-mixing pretty much created an unofficial ban for the series in China.
4d9e43 No.14928715
>>14928703
why did they make that kid sound like a 50 year old jewess
886dc9 No.14928717
>>14928669
>Tomb of Horrors gets replaced with Nostalgia Kart
Everything cool in the book was jettisoned in the movie. Yes, I think old games are cool, fight me faggot.
5aa2dd No.14928719
>>14928695
Enough to make the Last Jedi bomb in China. Which is funny when liberals try to not label china as racist and attribute the failure to something else.
http://archive.is/tgeWJ
5d12ec No.14928723
>>14928554
Faithful old school wars and trek fans are just rejecting the new stuff and moving on to something else. Like fanmade material and parodies.
>>14928587
>Kikeberg
Is Jar Jar Abrams just Spielberg's clone?
f2292e No.14928724
>>14928703
That, that physically hurt. I didn't care about the original Wreck-It-Ralph that much and I feel bad for it.
85a2b7 No.14928726
>>14928717
Anon, you're looking for gold in a pile of shit, there might be interesting stuff in that book, but that doesn't change the fact that the book itself is trash.
2ef739 No.14928727
>>14928658
>Also, then they couldn't copy and paste the stories
But that's exactly what they could have done just copy paste the fucking books. Then they have DECADES of movies to make too because the EU goes on for fucking ever and you wouldn't have an IP that should print fucking money bombing in the fucking box office like a bunch of retards. They went and killed toys r us with this stupid shit it's amazing how every level of this operation is incompetent from killing off every original actor except the one that was on death's door who nobody likes to writing a sequel where you kill off the big bad you were building up unceremoniously and you have a character have an entire redemption arc just to throw it all away because you killed the fucking big bad and if you redeemed this character there wouldn't be any conflict in the next movie. Not to mention using previous characters to shit all over the original series so fucking bad that the actor for said character looks fucking miserable in every single fucking PR stunt you do with him.
5d12ec No.14928730
>>14928636
A high quality loli of her time. Better than Wendy
4d9e43 No.14928735
>>14928724
>the emoji movie was such a smash hit let's make one of those
should be fun to watch even the most cowardly critics fail to praise this thing. I wonder if they heard about about the emoji movie and flew straight into preproduction on this thing before they knew it was a recipe for disaster
455534 No.14928736
>>14928727
>Toys R Us died for Disney
Oh Christ…
c801c7 No.14928738
>>14928715
Because that's who they hired to voice her.
455534 No.14928739
>>14928724
I think it gave me an ulcer…
85a2b7 No.14928741
>>14928683
Because what >>14928695 said, also because they think that normalfags are mindless cows who won't buckle when they get abused too much.
4d9e43 No.14928743
>>14928727
Jews are never really successful, they buy other people's success then fuck it up while turning on the money siphons
85a2b7 No.14928745
>>14928735
>Implying Disney won't bribe the critics if they don't like it
3e6632 No.14928750
>>14928703
>take me a to a site that's super intense and really nice
>only one result
>ITS OH DISNEY! Please visit our shit blog site that hardly anyone visits!
9c691b No.14928752
>>14928736
Nobody actually shopped at Toys R Us, hell their return policy involved having a copy of your id on hand, a shitty store died for shitty store practices.
85a2b7 No.14928754
>>14928752
I still feel nostalgic for the place, even if it is shit.
85a2b7 No.14928757
>>14928750
What the hell did they expect with "super intense and really nice" anyways?
de3211 No.14928761
>>14928246
>>14928286
>>14928311
>Disney traded an elite spy married to a war hero for a laughably incompetent Donut Steel *holds up spork* dyke with tumblr hair
I literally do not understand this. Even if they were going to just have her do exactly what admiral tumblr did, why not use Winter?
d6251c No.14928764
>>14928703
>Oh My Disney
>Disney literally moving itself up to godhood status
I wish I could say this was the most disturbing thing about this trailer, but everything is just pure fucking cringe
2ef739 No.14928765
>>14928752
Yeah but millions of dollars worth of unsold star wars shit is what killed them. They were having buy one get five deals on the shit for fucks sake. They probably wouldn't have been able to give that shit away.
a922d0 No.14928773
Why does loli sound like a granny? Is she 1000 yo in-universe?
5d12ec No.14928775
>>14928761
Because Disney are a bunch of hacks who hate anything that's not new unless its the OT because that's the easiest bait for nostalgia bucks. Hell even the Marvel films bother to dig deep into their lore compared to what Disney has done with SW, but then again, the Marvel films' studio was mostly independent until recently.
85a2b7 No.14928777
>>14928761
Because Disney is shit.
f2292e No.14928780
>>14928703
>>14928750
>only one result
>inquiry doesn't even sound like a proper search but what a grandma would type
>no jokes about google taking you to weird places
>disney movie is an entire product placement for disney
This reminds me of how Disney made a movie about making Mary Poppins and how meta it is that Disney is big enough it can just do that.
d6251c No.14928783
>>14928773
Good thing I only watched the japanese dub of the first film. Enjoy your ugly sounding hag.
85a2b7 No.14928786
>>14928773
She's voiced by (((Sarah Silverman))), of course she's gonna sound old.
188716 No.14928787
>>14928752
if only busines died for shitty anti-consummer practices /v/ likelly wouldn't exist or would still love vidyagames but i've seen the piles and piles of unsold MaReySue dolls collecting dust on the shelves
a metric fuck ton of comic book shops also got shoahed by shitty Marvel comics they couldn't sell to anyone but were forced to stock up anyway or face acusations of whatever "ism" (((they))) could come up with
it's even worse cus comic shop owners complained that normalfags came looking for avangers stuff but Marvel had changed all main characters at the same time so when the guys in the comic were not the same as in the movies normalfags left, and media obviously reported it as comicbook owners not wanting comics with womyn and minorities in them cus "muh ism"
cbc3cf No.14928788
>>14928750
>>14928757
Actually, the line is "Take me to a website that is super intense and really nuts."
>>14928773
That bothered me too. Why does she sound so out of place? I don't remember that happening with the first film.
2ef739 No.14928789
>>14928761
Because nobody at disney paid any attention to anything anybody was doing with this movie because they assumed star wars would sell no matter what. It's the only explanation that makes sense unless they are trying to tank their most valuable IP.
5d12ec No.14928791
>>14928780
>disney movie is an entire product placement for disney
That about sums it up. Its fucking shameless. Its like they're not even trying to hide their bullshit anymore.
5d12ec No.14928794
>>14928788
>really nuts.
Oh yes, because Disney is so nutty! Amiright fellow redditors?!
85a2b7 No.14928795
>>14928788
That's even worse, what the hell kind of search engine are they using that the only result they get is its oh Disney?
c801c7 No.14928797
>>14928795
Disney's search engine.
54ad78 No.14928798
>>14928703
>They paid for the rights to use mario for this
>Using the Discovery album of daftpunk
>Using harder better faster stronger the literal LICENSING MEME track of the Discovery album
okay now I know they have to be trying to piss people off
d6251c No.14928799
>>14928794
Exactly my enlightened dude! Have some karma!
<+1 Like
9c2ac1 No.14928801
>>14928787
They practically bankrupted toys r us with bad star wars merch alone. Nobody buys this shit I remember even when my faggot friend was taking me there to buy amiibos there were no fucking amiibos but everything else was pretty much intact in the star wars section. I know that kids buy the wrestling figures though because those always sell but I wonder if action figures in general are just dying and the only figures that people actually buy are high quality ones like hot toys shit.
5aa2dd No.14928803
>>14928795
Since the internet according to the movie is (((facebook))), (((disney))) and whoever else paid for an advert, obviously its (((google))).
f2292e No.14928806
>>14928791
It's like we've come full circle from shitty 90s cartoons meant only to advertise toys to shitty movies advertising other movies. At least the original Wreck-It-Ralph fellated other companies.
801f25 No.14928808
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14928783
That is cute.
>>14928799
>tfw cripplechan can't make their own OC so they resort to stealing ours
85a2b7 No.14928812
>>14928806
Does Disney even have a plot for this movie? From all we've seen it just seems to be Disney dicksucking.
d6251c No.14928813
HOLY FUCK IT GETS WORSE
>Wreck It Ralph heroes Vanellope von Schweetz (Sarah Silverman) and Ralph (John C. Reilly) travel through the Internet, and encounter the Oh My Disney fan site. (They also run into a new character called Yesss, voiced by Taraji P. Henson.) While there, the adorable computer glitch Vanellope stumbles upon a dressing room filled with every Disney princess in recent memory, including Mulan, Snow White, Brave's Merida, Frozen's Elsa and Moana (who, yes, declared in her eponymous film that she's "not a princess," but she's in the group).
>Vanellope clashes with the seemingly prim and proper Disney royalty. But the women open up to her once they learn that although Vanellope hasn't made "a deal with an underwater sea witch" and wasn't "kidnapped or enslaved," she still has problems of her own.
>The princesses then start to realize that they should adapt Vanellope's casual, colorful street-style in place of their uncomfortable skirts and dresses. So, the crew changes into comfy T-shirts and shorts, with Elsa's looking like a Nike shirt emblazoned with the words "Just let it go."
cbc3cf No.14928814
>>14928795
Just decided to type in the line, and these are the results.
>>14928812
Here: >>14927903
188716 No.14928818
>>14928806
the ironiy is that back when cartoons were glorifyed toy comercials there was actuall quality on screen
heck the entire mecha genere in japan thrived for decades thanks toy and robot models.
meanwhile inthe (((west))) now that cartoons went full "think of muh children" we get degenarcy like everything that comes out of calarts
2ef739 No.14928819
>>14928801
>I wonder if action figures in general are just dying
Toys period are pretty much dead all kids do now is either sit on a phone all day or play video games. It doesn't help that all the toys that are made today suck ass and look like they were in an oven before they were packaged.
aa4968 No.14928822
>>14928808
Holy shit. Her only problem (jewess hag voice) could've been fixed this easily?
d6251c No.14928825
>>14928808
Ah, a man of taste.
c801c7 No.14928827
>>14928813
oh god jesus no please just be fucking with me
9c691b No.14928829
>>14928819
Looks like we can blame China outsourcing again.
4d9e43 No.14928831
>>14928765
those toys are the cheapest made looking toys I have ever seen. The random chink shit in discount shops is higher quality. I think what killed them is a combination of retail slowly dying to the net, people simply not having money to waste, kids just being more interested in videogames and youtube and phones, every fun toy being made illegal or unexciting, and jews just deciding to butcher the hog because they were in it to get money from the start and not because they care about selling toys and it wasn't making money fast enough
c221f9 No.14928833
>>14928812
have you seen any Disney movies in recent memory that weren't? i mean, really. at least in the 90s they released movies that at the very least had competent and enjoyable animation and/or one or two musical pieces that you liked. now that we're in the digital animation era they're all just product placements or very opaque agenda-pushing
9c691b No.14928836
>>14928831
>The random chink shit in discount shops is higher quality.
That's the biggest joke really.
f50d97 No.14928838
I am glad I haven't see the original movie, not like I have a reason too other than leaving a legacy.
-t. made that funny image of that small girl with the hueg ass
9c2ac1 No.14928840
>>14928819
That's kind of funny I know the star wars toys looked like shit though I looked at them and they were low quality dogshit but the wrestling figures they had were 100 times better than the shit I had growing up. There was a huge diversity in quality but still most of the shelves were full and nobody was buying any of it. I bet the only people who buy all this crap are soyboys. It's just got to be.
2ef739 No.14928841
>>14928818
>now that cartoons went full "think of muh children" we get degenarcy
Have you seen the new powerpuff girls? Every episode this one jew writes ends with his self insert hitting on what are supposed to be fucking seven or eight year old girls. Not to mention he has so many fetishes that he inserts into the cartoon it puts Totally Spies to shame.
f2292e No.14928842
>>14928812
>inb4 bad guy is a goobergate reference
If there is one thing this movie could do to make me bust a gut it would be this. If the yids at Disney were so assblasted they felt the need to include it to combat "toxic masculinity." As of yet though the entire films plot appears to be "lol internet"
188716 No.14928843
>>14928813
>they have their princesess play dress up
>they go for casual comfy shit
my inner kike is kevetching that (((Disney))) will likelly miss out on Barbie tier shekkel graving by having them all go shopping and try out hundreds of fancy dresses they will later sell add ons for their toy line up and waifu fags will definetly buy
217f22 No.14928845
>>14928814
>Pain Authority - Home | Facebook
>Fat-Fighting Foods - WebMD
>Super Hot Girl Cums and Squirts Hard for Real
>Tree Nut Allergy - Kids With Food Allergies
f2292e No.14928846
>>14928841
Totally Spies was good though So many fetishes jesus christ
d6251c No.14928847
>>14928838
>-t. made that funny image of that small girl with the hueg ass
No, that was me.
a922d0 No.14928849
>>14928808
I can't understand what they are saying, but girl's voice is much better.
1199f9 No.14928850
>>14927951
That's pretty much the problem. The ones that are already in the appropriate style for the new movie look fine, or at least as fine as they ever did. The ones that had to be updated to that style look like shit.
f50d97 No.14928852
>>14928847
no fuck you, that was me. you cannot be me because there is only one of me.
2ef739 No.14928853
>>14928846
>Totally Spies was good though
Yeah it was like the only good cartoon to come out of Canada that wasn't reboot.
5d12ec No.14928854
>>14928846
>Totally Spies
It was a one of a kind
c801c7 No.14928857
>>14928853
I thought Totally Spies was French?
9c2ac1 No.14928859
>>14928843
If disney really wanted to make money they would of made the star wars movie "Boba fett and his harem of alien/human/cyborg/everything waifus" Then the merch would of just sold.
f2292e No.14928860
>>14928853
>only good Canadian Cartoon
Anon…
cbc3cf No.14928861
d6251c No.14928862
>>14928852
But how can you be sure you're me if I'm you?
1199f9 No.14928864
>>14928808
My god I'm going to end up watching japanese dubs of english shit once I finish learning nip. I wonder how many other things are this much better?
85a2b7 No.14928865
>>14928831
>Random chinese shit is better than the toys we make
This is both depressing and amusing.
5d12ec No.14928866
>>14928859
We're getting a Boba Fett movie starring his moderately attractive female lead who is a lot better than him in ever way.
aa4968 No.14928870
>>14928813
<the princesses then start to realize that they should adapt Vanellope's casual, colorful street-style in place of their uncomfortable skirts and dresses. So, the crew changes into comfy T-shirts and shorts, with Elsa's looking like a Nike shirt emblazoned with the words "Just let it go."
>forcing snow white, cinderella, and aurora to dress like street niggers
Please kill me now
801f25 No.14928871
>>14928864
>once I finish learning nip
188716 No.14928874
>>14928866
>double dubs confirm
it won't be to hard though
he only got five lines of dialog in the movies and one of them is AAAAAAAAAAA
5aa2dd No.14928878
>>14928840
I know it is soyboys because I have seen them with fucking tiny metal heads of stormtroopers that cost like $50 dollars.
>>14928859
Monkey's paw, they are apparently set to make a Boba Fett movie. You'll see just how incompetent Disney is at makimg money from Star Wars.
2ef739 No.14928881
>>14928860
Shit that was Canadian? I never knew it felt like it was written by somebody who had nostalgia for late seventies middle America.
85a2b7 No.14928884
>>14928842
They could also make the bad guy Pepe, I could see them being out of touch enough to do that.
3fe5a4 No.14928889
>>14928819
There's a jew joke in here somewhere…
1199f9 No.14928891
>>14928871
Can, will, am.
Barely over a month in and I can already pick out half the words in >>14928808. I can't put together the sentences, at least not fast enough to follow what they are saying, but I'm getting there.
cbc3cf No.14928893
>>14928866
Stop, I'd rather not find reasons to commit suicide (And, I'm just an average SW fan at best).
>>14928870
Why not?
<Don't you just love this shit?
a922d0 No.14928896
54ad78 No.14928897
>>14928854
Well no, it was french, the french do borderline fetish shit all the time. The only issue is low archival rate for everything that didn't get imported stateside
188716 No.14928900
>>14928893
spoiler that crap faggot
there's a naive anon lurking this tread who still thinks his waifu remains unsullied
don't be cruel
don't break his heart
85a2b7 No.14928901
>>14928891
God damn anon, you must have some major autism to be capable of learning that much in just one month.
9c2ac1 No.14928903
>>14928878
yea but it won't be my kind of boba fett movie "Him just blasting everyone saying badass stuff and blowing up gigantic alien kikes with thermal detonators into gigantic piles of gore whilst raping their harems"
It's going to be trash like the rest of the disney star wars movies. They just can't make a good star wars movie they tried 3 times in a row and all these movies are far below average.
eb525c No.14928904
>>14928528
>>14928554
>>14928723
Check out /strek/. They fucking hate Discovery and Jew Jew with a passion.
All my years on the chans…It's starting to feel like it was a training ground to toughen people up for the oncoming apocalypse. A sink or swim mentality. Those who didn't made it or claimed to have "grown up" fucked off to Reddit to be comfortable with their liberal marxist and communist propaganda while those who stayed found shelter in multiple chans for the apocalypse. Even when Reddit came back to try to take over the chans. We tried to hold the fort until we were forced out. It's like destiny. Our suffering shown us the truth of the world.
2ef739 No.14928905
>>14928897
Why is it that only the US archives old stuff? Like how every show the BBC ever had was taped over except for Benny Hill and Monty Python because they both bought their recordings from the studio.
f2292e No.14928906
>>14928703
>do people assume all your problems got solved by a big strong men
>coming from fucking Disney Princesses
<all Snow White did was run when warned to and gets poisoned anyway, first saved by a hunter, than the 7 dwarves killing the witch, then a prince waking her up.
<all Aurora did was sleep through her entire fucking movie, literally doing nothing, but touching a spindle like a dumbass and falling asleep until a prince literally fixes everything
<Cinderella makes a dress, gets it destroyed by being a dumbass, gets some fairy god mother to fix everything for her, and still fucks up the ball
<Ariel is never once forced to take responsibility for her actions at any point, saved by her daddy taking the place in the dumbass agreement she made, then having prince kill Ursula for her too
I understand Disney wants to retroactively make the princesses all about girl power but come the fuck on you absolute dumbasses.
85a2b7 No.14928907
>>14928878
I still don't understand how Disney could fail this badly at making money with Star Wars, they took a franchsie that every normalfag and their mother knows about and loves, and they completely fucked it up.
9c2ac1 No.14928909
>>14928878
then again like you said though monkey's paw the monkey's paw will grant my wish but it will turn into shit
6f810b No.14928911
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>>14928444
Tim Burton should only be allowed to be an ideas guy for other people's stop-motion films.
>>14928881
What's funny is that it wasn't broadcast in Canada, so they never got direct feedback unless they were in the states or kids with cancer or something came from the Make-a-Wish foundation.
d6251c No.14928914
>mfw the main villain of the film will be the GamerGator disguised as the purple black chick
>his headquarters will be a site called 00chan which will be so evil that Ralph closes the door to its entrance not soon after seeing what's inside
df6140 No.14928916
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>>14928842
> If the yids at Disney were so assblasted they felt the need to include it to combat "toxic masculinity.
too late, about 40seconds in if timestamp doesn't work
85a2b7 No.14928919
>>14928900
The world is a cruel place anon, it's better he gets his heart broken now rather than later.
aa4968 No.14928921
>>14928897
Tell me about it. The country with the city of love can get pretty kinky sometimes.
188716 No.14928927
>>14928916
i fapped to Elsa in Frozen
but i can't pinpoint just what exactly is wrong with this face
i can tell the head is bigger than it should be, maybe it's the eyes too
i don't know if to big or to much make up
9c2ac1 No.14928928
>>14928904
>while those who stayed found shelter in multiple chans for the apocalypse.
I don't really see the scenario as apocalyptic as much as "Well half of the western world is slowly going fucking more and more retarded every day and it's getting so fucking obvious that it's now embarrassing and normalfags are beyond normalfags at this point they've just become insane sjw degenerates who are heavily medicated and in order to deal with this insanity we come here where we can speak our minds without having some cult figure look at everything we say" were really just a bunch of losers coping with the fact that the world is broken beyond repair at this point and there isn't really a goddamn thing we can do about it besides try to vote with our dollars.
85a2b7 No.14928930
>>>14928906
>Snow white gets her life saved by a man who was supposed to kill her
6f810b No.14928932
>>14928927
The eyes are too big and too low
f2292e No.14928933
>>14928914
>tfw you are the boogieman of the internet
>tfw Disney will villify you to millions of children
>>14928916
Over quota error
54ad78 No.14928936
>>14928901
You can actually learn japanese really, REALLY fast if you train yourself in grammar and sentence structure before familiarizing yourself with actual words. Once you can pick apart how sentences are supposed to flow it makes referencing instructional material really easy and you actually start learning your vocabulary
df6140 No.14928938
>>14928927
>but i can't pinpoint just what exactly is wrong with this face
they all look like bratz dolls, if you remember those
c801c7 No.14928939
>>14928911
>randomly stumble upon a Ed Edd N Eddy fan in Jamaica and blow his mind by doing your voice
Wish I could have a life like that.
560de0 No.14928943
>>14927873
What the fuck did they do to the faces of Pocahontas and Jasmine?
5d12ec No.14928944
>>14928904
>They fucking hate Discovery and Jew Jew with a passion.
That's not something unique to /strek/. /tv/, /tg/, /v/, /sw/, /scifi/, /pol/, /hisparefugio/, hell almost every board hates Jew Jew Abrams, except the /soyboys/ who only love him ironically.
1199f9 No.14928945
>>14928916
Video won't work for me got a webm?
85a2b7 No.14928947
>>14928914
>Disney makes us irredeemable villains to millions of people
If it weren't for the fact that this would inevitably get us flooded with normalfags I would be celebrating.
5d12ec No.14928949
>>14928914
So basically this but with Ralph?
df6140 No.14928950
>>14928945
I don't have a webm maker installed RN, to abridge it though all the princesses ask the little silverman goblin "if you're a princess do you have magic hair/talk to animals/magic powers" and the rapunzal girl then asks "does everyone assume all your problems were solved because some big strong man showed up?"
85a2b7 No.14928952
>>14928944
/hisparefugio/? What did Jew Jew do to earn their ire?
9c2ac1 No.14928959
>>14928914
Beetlejuice is great Batman 1989 is great despite what the nolan super fans think batman returns is hilarious schlock but it's endearing oh yea and edward scissorhands is good. Tim Burton has a huge history of making actually good films. Burton has only directed straightgooduntil he made that bad Willy Wonka reboot. Then he became retarded magically overnight and stopped making good movies. He fell in love with johnny depp and the rest is history.
>>14928914
Imagine them somehow incorporating all of the "Trolls" that fuck with them. Start trolling disney so you too can be mocked and then given a role in film.
130098 No.14928961
>>14928730
Wendy's still pretty good tho.
9c2ac1 No.14928963
>>14928938
The "My Little Whores" playset
5d12ec No.14928964
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>>14928952
He told Rian to put a body positive asian in TLJ and spics hate fatties. Also its not that hard to hate Abrams.
886dc9 No.14928970
>>14928905
Syndication maybe? What was the BBC going to do, sell old episodes to itself?
5d12ec No.14928972
>>14928961
That lipstick makes her look like a tryhard whore. It works for Alice because her color scheme is much more vibrant.
f2292e No.14928973
>>14928959
>he fell in love with Johnny Depp starting with Willy Wonka
Are you fucking retarded? Johnny Depp has been one of Tim Burton's most consistent actors for his films. Edward Scissorhands? Ed Wood? Sweeney Todd? Tim Burton has had a major hardon for Depp since forever ago.
cbc3cf No.14928979
>>14928959
>Beetlejuice
>great
9c2ac1 No.14928980
>>14928964
omg these people make me want to blow my brains out
I'm asian and we already have fucking guys in star wars properties Lucas already bent over backwards and made his clone army and boba fett a bunch of asians for no reason….. Fuck Rose Fucking Tico she sucks and this faggot Chuck Wendig thinks that rose tico is a great representative for asian people….. Yea an annoying little bitch in a potato sack that scowls and chases black dick is great representation for asian people we should all love rose tico unconditionally. Fuck these idiots man everything wrong with star wars right there right there.
1199f9 No.14928982
>>14928936
I'm doing everything simultaneously and spending 3-5 hours a day on it. Work hard, and when that doesn't work work harder, that's my method. When I get to where I can start unguided reading it will probably be nearly all day every day.
9c2ac1 No.14928986
>>14928979
>hating beetlejuice
This guy just hates fun movies. The effects were amazing in that film. Keaton was hilarious. etc.
c221f9 No.14928987
>>14928980
>clone army and boba fett a bunch of asians
85a2b7 No.14928988
>>14928972
lipstick on cartoon women in general doesn't look good.
5a9814 No.14928989
So, when's the stream? Will we do you cringe you drink? that'd be a great way to actually kill the board
1199f9 No.14928992
>>14928980
Asians already are a clone army, so I guess he just figured that was the best fit.
c801c7 No.14928994
>>14928987
I think they were made to look like some kind of Pacific Islander.
6f810b No.14928995
>>14928980
Yeah, there's lots of great asian characters in star wars!
9c2ac1 No.14928998
>>14928994
they look like samoans or filipinos
85a2b7 No.14929000
>>14928994
Maori are Asians?
9c2ac1 No.14929001
>>14928995
no that guy was the resident peruvian
df6140 No.14929003
>>14928989
>Will we do you cringe you drink?
I don't even cringe at this shit anymore it's just the thousand yard stare consistently
9981a9 No.14929004
>>14928980
>boba fett
>asian
4d9e43 No.14929005
>>14928980
you got yoda what more do you want
c801c7 No.14929006
>>14929000
Trips confirm Maori are now Asian.
aa4968 No.14929007
>>14928950
I want feminine princesses. Not feminist princesses
Feminine =/= feminist
There was even a Star vs the Forces of Evil episode where they explictly attacked the notion that princesses should never aim for feminine ideals.
2ef739 No.14929008
>>14928970
They were doing that shit well into the 80s and 90s when the home video market was exploding. Not to mention the amounts of money that Benny Hill and Monty Python have made from their recordings that were rescued. Plus it just seems like a really dick move to basically destroy decades of shows just because you're too jewish to buy more tapes.
cbc3cf No.14929010
>>14928986
It wasn't a good movie, and what was "fun" about it? It's on the same level as the Casper film.
85a2b7 No.14929013
9c2ac1 No.14929018
>>14929004
This is what he is a clone of pic related. He's an asian man. Now look at rodrigo duterte or some other jungle gook. That's what these guys are it was established in the prequel.
6f810b No.14929021
>>14928994
>>14929018
He's a proud Hibernian
9c2ac1 No.14929026
>>14929021
oh shit I guess this makes boba fett literally Elliot Rogers. He's just a hapa with a habit for killing people and also failing spectacularly by falling into a sand vagina.
9981a9 No.14929027
>>14929018
M8 Maoris are like the one race that actually put up a fight when they got colonised. Pretty fucking neat to use as a warrior race.
54ad78 No.14929029
>>14928905
Probably just the fact that America is FUCKING HUGE and it's hard to track down source archival copies of things. That and a lot of people don't respect copyright overreach here and people make TONS of personal use copies that end up leaking out into the wild.
4d9e43 No.14929034
>>14929021
A lot of diverse actors have actually had european admixture because it just makes them look better. They aren't doing it as much lately though. That nigger boyega looks like he swung right from a tree to the set.
886dc9 No.14929035
>>14928726
Look at what I wrote, nigger.
>>14928587
df6140 No.14929037
>>14929007
they could just make a tomboyish princess or something but that doesn't "STICK IT TO DA MAN" enough and these nigs are creatively bankrupt
>>14929018
bro he's maori, do it right.
aa4968 No.14929040
>>14929013
It's a nuDisney episode I saw once that perfectly laid out their kike masters' visible disgust with traditional femininity. This is why we'll never see another feminine, non-feminist Disney princess ever again.
6f810b No.14929052
>>14929026
kek
>>14929034
>boyega
They use him as a comic relief actor, expect the joke is that he's just really bad at everything he tries. Nigger can't even sacrifice himself.
9981a9 No.14929059
>>14929006
>Breaking News; thousands of new zealanders wake up to discover their dongers have lost three sizes overnight
>anonymous hacker 8chan thought to be responsible
9c2ac1 No.14929062
>>14929037
polynesians are asians they are asian men they aren't these weird little asian guys like japs or koreans but they are still asian men.
I guess it's true that star wars doesn't have these tiny weird soyboy asian guys it's probably because lucas had the common sense that "If I put an asian guy in this movie as Jango Fett he better look fucking badass as fuck"
5d12ec No.14929069
>>14929007
That was the same episode where Star gets applauded as a hero despite that the princesses she set free were either raving lunatics or straight up criminals. This show is fucked up.
4d9e43 No.14929071
>>14929062
if only there was a middle ground between east asians and polynesians that can barely put a sentence together and steal from chicken shops
2ef739 No.14929074
>>14929052
>expect the joke is that he's just really bad at everything he tries
Like in the first movie where he's the fucking storm trooper janitor and the first actual mission they let him go on makes him betray all of his friends and kill most of them on his way out of the building. His entire character is just being the worst at everything.
5d12ec No.14929076
>>14929018
Separated at birth?
df6140 No.14929079
>>14929062
>"If I put an asian guy in this movie as Jango Fett he better look fucking badass as fuck"
lucas was off his rocker but he was trying to make things he thought looked cool. Maori clones are a lot less offensive to the senses than anything in the new movies at least and at the time it didn't even feel like a diversity move but maybe i was just more naive at the time
5a9814 No.14929083
>>14929052
>Nigger can't even sacrifice himself.
Granted it's hard to kill yourself when short round kills what should be the most important choice in your life.
97c734 No.14929084
>>14928178
It makes me wonder about a Mary Sue version of Mulan
>Joins army and is the best and never struggles with the rest of the army
>Donny Osmond does not sing
>She defeats big bad and is never dishonored
>Every scene she isn't in has characters asking where she is
>>14928444
I know that feeling
c801c7 No.14929085
>>14929079
I can believe Maori was not a conscious diversity pick, because SJWs don't give a shit about Asians.
2ef739 No.14929087
>>14929085
Not to mention the fact that the dude was half Anglo anyway.
9c2ac1 No.14929091
>>14929079
>it didn't even feel like a diversity move
I think it didn't feel like a diversity move because lucas probably just thought it looked good and not because he just wanted to suck off polynesians. Also mace windu wasn't offensive in fact all of lucas's non white characters are totally inoffensive and don't exist just to piss of normal people or are some vehicle for an SJW agenda.
df6140 No.14929111
>>14929091
>Also mace windu wasn't offensive in fact all of lucas's non white characters are totally inoffensive and don't exist just to piss of normal people or are some vehicle for an SJW agenda.
Windu was a pretty shallow character like most of the case but i agree. There's a chance that he wrote the idea of windu and sam jackson just happened to be the best pick and not saying "we want sam jackson" and making the character around that but obviously I can't confirm.
Boyegas acting seemed competent enough compared to the abysymal ridley BUT you know they picked him with no relevance to the character being written. Literally anyone on fucking earth could play the role of finn because there is nothing to his character. Granted I didn't even bother watching TLJ I doubt anything changed. I can only imagine it's more of that woeful bicker-talk hollywood loves so much that makes all these movies play out like a wartime episode of the fucking office.
9c2ac1 No.14929117
>>14928973
>Edward Scissorhands? Ed Wood?
Those were good movies though
>Sweeney Todd?
pretty sure that one was post willy wonka reboot
Trust me the wonka reboot is where he took a retarded nosedive. I used to like his movies you should of also mentioned sleepy hollow but then you would be accidentally mentioning another good burton depp movie.
85a2b7 No.14929118
df6140 No.14929121
>>14929111
lemme apologize for the formatting on this post, the reply box always makes the post look more crowded
9c2ac1 No.14929129
>>14929111
Honestly the promo for boyega killed him because we all thought it was going to be diversity wars: the race mixing awakens. In the movie he is unoffensive because he doesn't do anything. He's just another bland JJ OC and Rian Johnson is a retard who can't do anything either so his take on finn is equally retarded with finn chasing around white girl or asian girl but really doing nothing in between besides being an incompetent retard. Just bad writing and if I were black I would just be offended by how pathetic this nigga is.
85a2b7 No.14929132
>>14929111
Finn tried to sacrifice himself for the rebel-oh wait, "The Resistance" but got interruped by that fat fuck who has a crush on him.
9c2ac1 No.14929136
>>14929132
yea I remember that scene he was actually going to do something heroic and then Rose Fucking Tico just has to stop things from happening.
Rose Tico really is the heart and soul of star wars because she just represents everything that's wrong with the disney movies.
5a9814 No.14929141
>>14929129
>>14929132
>>14929136
>all the anons itt that dont know how deep tlj because it subverts your expectations
85a2b7 No.14929154
>>14929141
If only it could subvert my expectation that it would be shit.
9c2ac1 No.14929155
>>14929141
yea it subverts your expectations in all the wrong ways. It subverts your expectations because every single time you think something might happen nothing does.
Will rey join kylo: Nope
Will Luke Do something: nope
Will Finn do something: nope
What is snoke: nope
etc. etc.etc.etc.
Not to mention that the admiral Holdo character was written badly the general hux character was written as a buffoon non threatening retarded clown, poe is shit etc.
it subverts your expectations by being absolutely irredeemable if that's what they were going for.
df6140 No.14929167
>>14929132
I've heard about that sequence because even normalfags remark on how terrible the delivery of it is.
>>14929129
>In the movie he is unoffensive because he doesn't do anything.
I mean his character bites the bullet and tries to get shit done while rey tries to get out of doing anything but he's still no different than say the guy from the lego movie, just kinda bumbles through everything somehow with no real traits whatsoever
85a2b7 No.14929172
>>14929155
How many years has it been since there's a male protagonist in these movies that actually gets shit done?
2ef739 No.14929173
>>14929155
>it subverts your expectations by being absolutely irredeemable if that's what they were going for
I can imagine that the storyboard for the movie went something like "Ok we are going to subvert everyone's expectations by making the worst writing decisions ever. First we'll kill off the main villain so that we fuck the next guy that works on this series and then we'll make Mark Hamill drink blue milk out of a weird alien's tits." Then everyone else looks on in horror as the director pulls out a gun and forces everyone to make that abomination because no sane decisions were made there.
2ef739 No.14929176
>>14929172
Since the last time Lucas made one so 2005.
df6140 No.14929180
>>14929172
finn got more shit done in rey in TFA and she got to get the claim to victory at the end after every other guy in the cast fought and weakened her opposition. TFA was the equivalent of loosening the pickle jar so your wife can open it herself. I can't believe how hard they're pushing rey/daisy ridley because rey barely qualifies as a written character and ridley can not fucking act
9c2ac1 No.14929184
>>14929167
he does more in TFA than he does in TLJ. His opening scene in TJF is him walking around in some goo suit(put this nigger in a dress and honestly it would have the same effect) then he gets physically dominated by a tiny fat asian woman and thrown in a jail cell then he does nothing but fuck around on casino royale with bargain bin benecio slumming around in jail cells for no particular reason BUT to save rando black guy and asian girl in casino jail because he just happens to be there.
It's so bad it's not even good it's just trash on a level that's so forgettable. You can't spin it in any meaninfull way. Rian johnson HAS tried "It subverts your expectations"(this is debunked because the writing is illogical on so many fronts) "It's so bad it's good"(yea no so bad it's good means something so bad happened that was actually memorable) "I intentionally made this character retarded"(no you didn't) "I intentionally try to piss of people"(that's why you are on the internet all day picking fights with people who don't like your shitty movies) "I umm intentionally made rose tico a weird character"(sure rian) This guy is such a retarded lying clown it's unbelievable.
323dd9 No.14929190
I'll be skipping KH3. I don't want to pay for anything disney anymore.
9c2ac1 No.14929191
>>14929173
subvert my expectations have pic related jump out of a drop ship and cut someone like rose tico into pieces
Do dumb shit if you want your movie to be so bad it's good, but NOPE instead these guys tried their asses off believe me they went super tryhard and spent all the resources they had because they thought this thing was going to be a fucking killer ass bombshell movie. How does one manage to fuck up star wars this bad it practically writes itself.
2ef739 No.14929196
>>14929191
>How does one manage to fuck up star wars this bad it practically writes itself
I really don't know it's extra baffling considering that the first movie that they did was a shot for shot remake of A New Hope.
85a2b7 No.14929198
>>14929191
I have no idea anon, seriously, how did Disney manage to lose money with Star Wars? They should be swimming in cash right now, instead Solo is a box office bomb and all the Star Wars toys are rotting in stores because no one, not even kids want to buy them.
9c2ac1 No.14929204
>>14929198
It's almost like they intentionally want this to fail but I refuse to believe that jews are so sick in the head that they are willing to burn a billion dollar franchise into the ground just to hate on goyim.
ee3d30 No.14929211
>>14927995
>Ralph will never discover rule 34 of himself
I bet they will sneak in something, the disney company has been hiding lewd references in kids movies for decades.
5d12ec No.14929220
>>14929074
>epiphany after seeing his trooper brothers kill a bunch of weirdos he doesn't know
<K-KILLING IS WRONG GAIZ!
>has no problem killing his fellow troopers in cold blood
9c2ac1 No.14929221
>>14929196
to add as a caveat to my post it's kind of pathetic about pic related
Darth Maul in pretty much all manners is another pointless lucas OC who is all style and no substance but just his presence alone his image seeing him in motion is more exciting on an instinctual level than anything disney can do. When he was just pacing back and forth and testing the forcefields with his saber, his flashy moves, his death stare. Just his presence is more exciting than anything disney came up with and this guy doesn't do shit. Another example is just grievous he's another lucas oc that's in another bad movie but his presence alone is more interesting than every disney OC.
Disney can't make OC's they should probably start recruiting star wars fans who post their shit on Deviant art because it's probably better than anything they can come up with anyway.
73af53 No.14929223
>>14927873
(((Nostalgia))) sells.
>>14928003
>mulan is more white than snow white
wew
>>14928194
the real (((beast)))
>>14928636
*Perfect girl
>>14928432
*PURGING INTENSIFIES*
>>14928703
why?
>>14928944
>/hisparefugio/
latinx loves jews
85a2b7 No.14929224
>>14929220
You'd think the writers would have known better than to have an ex stormtrooper be so ok with killing his brothers in arms.
9c2ac1 No.14929227
>>14929220
yea he has absolutely no problem being a traitor and also completely massacring his former female CO with a battleaxe because maybe she gave him a bad attitude. I mean jesus it's like they unironically make treason cool but in a fucked up way that it's not even treason. The storyline is just so fucking stupid and broken.
6f810b No.14929235
>>14929211
>shadman wanted poster
>>14929198
The force is female.
>>14929224
>>14929227
In the hands of a better writer/director/producer, you could've had an interesting character who is torn between doing the right thing and betraying the people he's trained and fought alongside his entire adult life.
2ef739 No.14929236
>>14929220
Yes he is really that badly written. That huge problem with his character could have been fixed by just having him hesitate to shoot people or something which would even give them a reason for mary sue to do everything anyway but no just have him get all pacifist and then kill HIS ONLY FAMILY THAT HE HAS EVER HAD with about five minutes between both scenes.
85a2b7 No.14929240
>>14929227
Everything about nu Star Wars, and Disney in general, is stupid and broken, seriously, how do you manage to lose money with Star Wars? How? That shouldn't even be possible, Star Wars is a Normalfag magnet, they should have been richer than ever, but they managed to make a Star Wars movie that bombed. How?
5a9814 No.14929241
>>14929154
>>14929155
>>14929184
TLJ is almost magical in a way. Sure, it subverted my expectations, since I went in expecting shit to happen and then nothing happened. That's the most irritating thing about this goddamn movie, jack shit happens. I went in to see this movie for free at the theater and felt that I got my time ripped off. What pisses me off more is the amount of unbearable faggots that defend this fucking movie. How can you defend this movie when even someone like me, who hasn't seen any Star Wars movie more than once, be left confused about what the fuck happened?
<But star wars is about the adventure
The adventure of nothing, yeah.
<But its fun
No it isn't. There isn't a single fun moment in movie, because the actions scenes are marred by the stupid ""social commentary"", the humor dangles off this trash fire like a male anglerfish and the fight scenes are so poorly choreographed that I can outright see the actors waiting for their cues.
<B-but muh empire
No. Empire actually moved shit along. At the end of empire you had
>Luke is Vaders son changing their dynamic
>Han is frozen
>Leia confessed to Han not knowing that she will see him again
With TLJ you have
>Kylo is the bad guy
>Rey is the good guy
>The resisty are almost destroyed but not really since every face has been saved
>Luke died but who cares since hes a completely new character by now
Seriously, how the fuck do you seriously screw things up like this? This is science fantasy. Anything should fly, but they somehow stuck with the most boring story possible. I don't know if it was me, since I read the Metabaron Saga which is this crazy, all out story. At one point one of the Metabarons gets his head blown up as a baby and his mother replaces it with a metal one, making him cold and logical. This in turn makes him seek the heart of the greatest poet in the universe. Why can't you do that? You know, fun?
2ef739 No.14929248
>>14929235
>nd betraying the people he's trained and fought alongside his entire adult life.
Try since birth they say in the movie that all of the storm troopers were abducted when they were babies. He actually kills the only family he has ever known because they fought some people he didn't know or have any reason to care about.
d5b4c9 No.14929258
>>14928237
So far nothing I've seen from the commercials and teasers have anything I'd feel nostalgic about from the 90's. Since it'd destroy the brand image of Disney if they actually went that far.
ee3d30 No.14929261
>>14927873
>princess feminism
that part of the trailer instantly made me retch,
also, does anybody else think the art seems to be devolving into dreamworks face?
85a2b7 No.14929262
>>14929241
Disney doesn't seem to be capable of understanding fun anymore.
df6140 No.14929264
>>14929221
sometimes just making a villain imposing looking is more important than wild backstory. there's nothing to maul BUT he puts up a fight and since he managed to beat a main character in combat he poses a threat.The only guy in TFA who felt threatening was the fuckin' stormtrooper with a baton because he shows up out of nowhere and puts up a fight using a weapon that isn't just a lightsaber and for a moment you think "maybe the jedi aren't super badasses" only for a non-climax setup of him getting shot in the back. Hollywood sure does love the non-climax joke because it's in every other fucking movie now too
85a2b7 No.14929267
>>14929248
Making the main protagonist of your kid friendly movie a sociopath sure was a good idea.
9c2ac1 No.14929268
>>14929241
yup this is how I feel I've layed it out nothing happens in TLJ you don't even have to watch the film because literally NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS THERE IS NO DEVELOPMENT
In empire things happened
Luke became who was born to be and confronted vader who was revealed to be his dad(best anime reveal of all time)
Luke and Leia are sisters which makes their flirting weird in hindsight
LANDO NIGGA
Boba Fett oh shit
CLOUD CITY welcome niggas to my nigger palace OH MY MY what do we have here
Vader and Boba become /bigguys/ and takeover Lando's aircraft
etc.
it's good it's exciting things happen
TLJ
Luke umm does this weird force thing and kills himself
Rey is still Rey
Kylo is revealed to a sympathetic/unsympathetic villain because the writing has no cohesion
Snoke is nothing
Finn does nothing
Tico exists and it's bad
Holdo exists and it's terrible
etc.
df6140 No.14929273
>>14929248
>He actually kills the only family he has ever known because they fought some people he didn't know or have any reason to care about.
it makes less sense when the movie opens with finn feeling sorrow for one of his buddies who die in the first battle and smears blood on his armor. the mentality ends up being "why are my friends dying for no reason? better start killing them myself"
85a2b7 No.14929275
>>>14929264
A fucking mook was more intimidating than anyone else in any of these movies.
2ef739 No.14929280
>>14929273
God I had actually forgotten about that. How many fucking people wrote that scene? It's so fucking incoherent.
85a2b7 No.14929285
>>14929280
not enough if you ask me.
9c2ac1 No.14929286
>>14929264
yea but if maul didn't look like that like let's just say he was a frumpy fat asian girl in a potato sack it would of been a total jar jar joke.
His moves and mannerisms made him because he has essentially a non speaking role. TBH he wouldn't of even had to kill Liam Neeson to be a memorable character I mean Grievous didn't really kill anyone and he was pretty memorable(maul is objectively better though because as you stated he did kill Qui Gon and made obi wan go crazy which actually boosted obi wan and made him look good)
It's like the disney writers don't even know how to build a character up to even make him interesting on any fucking level. It's like they never watched wrestling and don't understand that you can't just insert your own OC into the story and then hope everyone loves it but the crowd will just boo your oc relentlessly then it's curtain jerk time but disney doesn't understand this they just double down on shoving their OC's in your face until you start watching a different product.
85a2b7 No.14929299
How long do you guys think it will take before Disney decanonizes the sequel trilogy and makes another?
d5b4c9 No.14929307
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>>14929286
>Grievous didn't really kill anyone and he was pretty memorable
No, his first introductory episode ever is him murder fucking Jedi.
85a2b7 No.14929312
>>14929307
That show was kick ass, but I'm pretty sure it was never canon, even before Disney took over.
9c2ac1 No.14929317
>>14929299
I think they already anounced a fucking star wars TV show and another trilogy after this shithole one is over. Is it canon or isn't it. Whether something is canon or not it's irrelevant because it still existed at one point in time. The EU is non canon but it still exists and most people think it's better than the disneyverse canon. Canon is such a weird concept in fiction because everyone has their own interpretations based on what the story should be when I just see it like this. Ok all this shit is star wars but most of it is garbage besides xyz.
>>14929307
I never watched the cartoon people tell me to but I never got around to it.
6f810b No.14929318
>>14929248
It's rather reflective of the kike ego that they don't realize how human bonding works.
>>14929264
>Hollywood sure does love the non-climax joke because it's in every other fucking movie now too
Blame James Gunn.
>>14929264
The way Maul looks implies a cool backstory. Explaining it instantly makes it less cool, like explaining the origin story of Alien.
130098 No.14929319
>>14929241
TLJ subverts things so hard that you're left with a movie in which nothing happens. The entire movie is nothing more than a 152 minute low speed chase through outer space. The side episodes with Luke and Rey and Fin and Rose are both so utter pointless, even in the context of a pointless movie, that they might as well not exist. It's fucking Waiting for Godot in space.
Space Mutiny is a better Star Wars movie than Last Jedi.
df6140 No.14929320
>>14929318
>like explaining the origin story of Alien.
oh god prometheus/covenant were shitshows
d5b4c9 No.14929322
>>14929312
It was canon up until that 3D clone wars stuff retconned all of it, which is really important because this was pretty much covering everything between two movies.
ee3d30 No.14929332
>>14929262
it's not about fun or profit even, its about pushing an agenda. thats what its always been about.
85a2b7 No.14929333
>>14929317
Yeah, the Star Wars show is called Star Wars Resistance and it's "anime inspired".
9c2ac1 No.14929334
>>14929318
Yea but that's not always true. MGS3 is a good example of a prequel done right and I would say that the prequels did tell a good "Obi Wan" story as opposed to an anakin story. I mean the obi wan character was always shrouded in mystery but the prequels cleared up alot and actually boosted him up alot. When he confronts grievous I mean he was pretty badass in that scene and disney couldn't do it and honestly it was a cgi shitshow but it was still 100 times better than disneyverse fight scenes.
85a2b7 No.14929337
>>14929332
But surely they're not so ideologically zealous that they would screw themselves out of money just to push an agenda.
9c2ac1 No.14929340
>>14929332
I was going over this and sometimes I don't understand it. It's like why are they using star wars of all things to push this crap? Why use the most lucrative product to push this crap? Why burn money like that? This is actually so uncharacteristic of kikes to do which is why it's baffling that the kikes are literally burning star wars to the ground just to brainwash/piss off goyim. I guess star wars is really important to the goyim so to them it's just like adding another deers head on their trophy rack I guess.
130098 No.14929350
>>14929320
>what are xenomorphs?
>are they an ancient biological weapon of the Space Jockeys?
>are they a vicious natural occurring species from an equally horrifying Gigeresque planet?
>are they the hereditary enemy of the Predators?
<lol no they they were made 20 years ago by a gay android
6f810b No.14929352
>>14929320
I find it hilarious that Scott first denied that Prometheus was related to Alien and then embraced it and made a direct sequel.
>>14929334
Yeah, but Obi-Wan and Snake were characters, Maul is just a cool-looking Sith meatbag.
>>14929340
Part of it is done to lower standards
>release shit movie and pay people to shill it
<people complain that movie is shit
>release mediocre movie and pay people to shill it
<people begrudgingly accept it as "better"
Do this enough and people will forget what makes movies good. This applies to all aspects of media, including vidya. EA's Battlefront II microtransaction fiasco was just an indication that they need to fuck the normalfags a bit slower.
9c2ac1 No.14929365
>>14929352
This stopped working though. Movies have to rely on their audience not mindless players who swallow shit because they like the gameplay and not the social justice windbag garbage in the game itself. Movies cannot afford to go full SJW because they are not an interactive experience and can't sell themselves on anything but what's on the screen.
I haven't seen solo because I pretty much boycotted all disney star wars after TLJ but from what I've heard it's actually the least offensive movie but it bombed so fucking hard. Honestly the holiday special is better than TFA and TLJ at least you can laugh at how bad and screwy the holiday special is. Me thinking Jew Jew binks is actually such an idiot he thinks he can keep going around from franchise to franchise and pozzing them for eternity and nobody will catch on to how terrible he really is.
ee3d30 No.14929375
>>14929267
>Making the main protagonist of your kid friendly movie a sociopath sure was a good idea
its makes sense when the movies are made by sociopaths.
2ef739 No.14929376
>>14929352
>Do this enough and people will forget what makes movies good
That sounds like a good way to run yourself out of business. See the fucking movie industry. Movie theaters everywhere are closing down because people are so fucking sick of seeing the same bland shit year after year. The only movies that break even anymore are the big marvel movies and that's only because they have been making the same fucking movie for the past ten years and eventually they are going to run out of super heroes to make origin movies out of.
85a2b7 No.14929380
>>14929376
They have a lot of superheroes anon, they'll be chugging for quite a while before they crash.
f1cdd4 No.14929381
>>14928277
Not on topic, but I hate how they ruined cerberus in the third title. I didn't even play it but by reading the plot synopsis and seeing what they did, it's a travesty. Cerberus were the one useful human faction actually doing shit. And the worst part is they give a taste of what it'd be like to be a space hitsquad assassin spec ops crew for a shadowy organization and then yank it away. Pretty sure there are no other games that do the whole undercover spec ops group for shadowy organization where you're actually them and not fighting them for once.
2ef739 No.14929393
>>14929380
>They have a lot of superheroes
Yeah but how many of them do people actually give a shit about? They have already gone through most of the popular ones. I doubt anybody is going to go watch a movie about fucking Squirrel Girl.
85a2b7 No.14929401
>>14929393
Did anyone give a shit about Guardians of The Galaxy before they made a movie for them?
9c2ac1 No.14929403
>>14929375
honestly this
Are jews really so fucking evil that they had to ruin star wars which is honestly one of the most morally pure franchises that's a huge box office draw to boot and fill it with their weird psycho sexual fantasies(lando is a robotfucker LULZ) or their weird matriarchal obsessions with women in power? All this weird shit. We had relative social justice in star wars all the time and it didn't smash white men over the head constantly. Leia was the leader and princess nobody cared it just was what it was. We don't need these rey types and these admiral holdo types and we don't need this pozz in the movies. What you have pictured there are just 2 cancerous human beings
Abrams with his jew pozz
Kathleen Kennedy with her poisonous version of feminism
These people are pure poison and somehow these demons latched themselves to star wars. Lucas got it wrong he sold it to kikes another good goy got duped.
6f810b No.14929404
>>14929376
Movie theaters are closing down because people prefer streaming at home.
>no overpriced food
>no loud kids and niggers
In fifteen years movies will be released online at the same time as they are in theaters.
9c2ac1 No.14929408
>>14929401
no people liked xmen xforce x this x that batman deadpool, punisher, spiderman, justice league, green lantern, and shit like that also indie shit like the dark horse comics that were edgy as fuck and other things like preacher and stuff like that.
I've never heard anybody give a fuck about the guardians of the galaxy until they made movies.
f1cdd4 No.14929409
>>14929393
I heard they're gonna be turning peter parker into miles morales in the next spiderman films.
85a2b7 No.14929411
>>14929408
Exactly, they have plenty of heroes, both popular and unpopular, to go through.
cbc3cf No.14929413
>>14929404
Want to know why the food is overpriced? It's because the film studios take ALL of the money the film makes for the first week and keeps it for themselves. The theater doesn't see a dime of the money the film makes until the second week.
d5b4c9 No.14929415
>>14929404
Going out to see a movie in a large group is considered a special occasion still, at least where I am but I don't know what model a movie theatre could adopt to survive off that.
9c2ac1 No.14929417
>>14929409
speaking of bad casting choices they are making jamie fox spawn. I mean wtf?? how is jamie fox spawn he's like the guy you want to sing a song to you or tell a joke or some shit not be some brooding demon who was a supersoldier badass. It's just not gonna work. The venom trailer also looked fucking terrible despite /bigguy/ being in it.
9c2ac1 No.14929434
>>14929404
This is bullshit
I went to see ready player one to a packed movie theatre. I even went to see the new avengers movie and it was so fucking packed you had to come back to get tickets to another showing later on. I don't even like capeshit and I still went to go see it with a couple people who do like these movies(honestly infinity war wasn't bad but it's overrated as fuck it's a 7/10 action movie and things actually happen in this movie so it was by default better than 90 percent of capeshit movies)
The movie theatres aren't dying it's just that the film producers can't get asses in the seats because they can't market movies or the movies they put a shit load of budget into fucking suck. They make so many bombs it's ridiculous at this point.
f1cdd4 No.14929441
>>14929417
Depends on how big jamie fox can get tbh. Michael jai white was a pretty big guy, since spawn is supposed to be a big fucker.
6f810b No.14929446
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>>14929409
That's for the animated one.
>>14929417
>venom
Looks better than any other capeshit, but the four writers attached to it haven't done anything good.
2b8e8b No.14929463
>>14928814
>healthy nuts
Everyone should have a healthy nut once in a while…
>>14929317
>Star Wars cannon
Most people don't remember this is the THIRD time and hopefully fourth as the EU get re-cannonified that Star Wars supplementary material was de-cannoned, as the zeroth was the Christmas Special, the first was the Marvel Comics line the Ewoks and Droids* cartoons and the Ewok made-for-TV-movie in the 80's, the second and most obscure was the "Hand of Vader" book series in the early-90's, and the third was the EU.
*weirdly enough the GREAT HEEP from the Droids cartoon was re-cannonified as part of the EU as it was part of the same extra-galactic droid "species" that drove the Yuuza Vong crazy
The customers determine what is and is not cannon; ignoring soy-swilling hipster trash who will consume whatever nu-SW- branded-dogshit that's fed to them as they are bandwagoners, if there is no customers to buy the product being sold, there is no "Star Wars Universe", there's just a fuckton of unwatched movies and unsold merch clogging shelves.
Hopefully, this causes a "nerd chic" crash like what Atari did with ET in 1983.
9c2ac1 No.14929468
>>14929441
it's not even just that it's just the face and voice and everything. Even if foxx is jacked he's still an r&b singer. Michael Jai White is an actual badass martial artist. You could get vintage Wesley Snipes in there and that would probably be the best call but that's boat is sunk. There is a severe lack of actual "badass" black actors in hollywood that aren't comedy guys/rappers/singers/or meme movie guys. It's kind of pathetic actually that there aren't any good black actors. I legit think jamie fox is the only guy I mean who the fuck else can they cast for this role really and have it taken seriously? There are no good black actors who can be convincing badasses. We need more wesley snipes and less donald glover aka dongloving robotsexual this is america
87318c No.14929471
>>14929084
Aww shiet nigger, I have that third puzzle. Shu Mizoguchi is a godlike artist.
9c2ac1 No.14929481
>>14929463
I've watched all the movies
I didn't pay to see any of them thanks to the magic of torrents but honestly they are such forgettable trash. Honestly I would show my theortical children the prequels and say they are masterpieces before I let them touch these terribly divisive political machines that they call star wars movies.
>>14929446
Well most capeshit looks terrible so it's not really saying much then again it looks like the trailer is intentionally being vague as fuck but still it's just a bad venom trailer we needed more to see it didn't do it's job
>>14929441
I thought about it more and Denzel Washington could pull it off but he's once again TOO FUCKING OLD. There are literally no good black action stars right now they all suck.
f1cdd4 No.14929517
>>14929481
They've been attacking masculinity for a while now, it's not really surprising there are so few actual masculine actors left, whether black or white. IIRC it's mostly jason statham, the rock, and what, vin diesal now that are the action guys? And the rock is more comedy oriented now, same as terry crews.
f1cdd4 No.14929520
>>14929446
I'm still just as disgusted.
9c2ac1 No.14929537
>>14929517
yea now that I realize it they are purposefully burying good action movie stars. Just like with Dredd GREAT FUCKING movie starring a white male action movie star and he did a great job and the movie has a cult following and then NOTHING.
They hate testosterone they just love soy based entertainment which is why we have people like Jesse Eisenberg in action movies…… Pathetic soy
We got all these little faggots running around pretending to be pros. It's honestly pathetic. Mel movies are honestly the only action movies you can even take seriously or Refn films. Everything else is just pure soy. Even Game of Cucks is soy all the male characters are soy and the high T male characters get murdered.
ee3d30 No.14929662
>>14928808
I was always looking for the full movie in japanese with english subs, anyone have that?
>>14928822
checked and kek'd my dude
42e903 No.14929674
>>14929211
>hiding
Did you even listen to what ralph said at the start?
"Churning butter"
"Jerk shoes"
"We're going to blast off"
"Going to the internet"
literally masturbation joke to open the trailer
ee3d30 No.14929751
>>14929674
hmmm, good point. didn't catch that (I had the sound relly low because of how bad the audio mixing was). I wonder how much of that is going to make it into the actual movie. last few big movies had lots of stuff in the trailers that got cut from the final production (Rogue One). and thats another reason the profitability of these movies are going to shit, expensive as fuck reshoots.
(might not be as bad for a cg film, but I remember render farms on big films taking forever and costing crazy $$$)
9c2ac1 No.14929780
>>14929751
me either……
Honestly they can't even make a fucking kids movie without a goddamn dick joke wtf is wrong with this world. Disney is so jewed if we could reanimate walt he would just burn disneyland to the ground with a flamethrower whilst laughing his ass off.
d13d3f No.14929901
>>14928051
Fucking, my childhood becoming memeable. Humans are cool.
ed21a0 No.14929972
>>14929307
Honestly this cartoon was some of the best Star wars stuff, it had great fight scenes and made the clone wars look as ridiculous and massive as a space war between mass produced clones and droids should be.
It's too bad we won't get anything as good from Star wars again now, would have loved to see an imperial/rebel war in this style.
0e8740 No.14930029
>>14928904
The people said that 2012 was going to be the end of the world. At first we thought they were wrong but they were actually right. The world we are living in is not Earth but Earth's corpse slowing unraveling itself to actually be dead. In 2013 BLM came out of nowhere and it was not a coincidence. 2012 was the real end of the world date after all and the mayans were right.
24f237 No.14930134
>>14928943
Jasmine is a Pajeet now
de3211 No.14930148
>>14929322
>It was canon up until that 3D clone wars stuff retconned all of it
TCW only retconned the parts that explicitly conflict; strictly speaking, most of it still stands. RotS did more damage to CW than TCW did.
a9a920 No.14930288
>>14928798
>piss people off
I fucking love Daft Punk and can always tell a meme shitter from a hundred yards away in regards to what tune they use.
Also, ironic they used harder better faster stronger. It's a song about assembly line robots singing about their constant day in day out forever working, always slaving lifestyle
e4c76c No.14930339
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>>14928818
>mech model ads
ok but where do they sell all the scale models of school buildings? I have seen 3 different anime where a school building transforms into a mech
a9a920 No.14930341
>>14929350
>>14929320
It's funny since Prometheus showed xenomorphs ON THE FUCKING WALL. David was just so up his own ass about his god complex that he couldn't see he was fucking with a structurally "perfected" organism that had been broken down into a bio weapon and thought he had to mix the shit with other shit before eventually coming full circle and the species re-emerged because that is what they do, not because of any of the fucking around he did.
7807a5 No.14930371
>>14928205
>shitty new Mulan remake
I know they will but they better not.
188716 No.14930436
>>14929117
The Wonka reboot was better than the original
188716 No.14930461
>>14929223
>latinx loves jews
gas yourself faggot
latins may hate mutts, niggers, chinks, eternal anglos, spics, pajets and kebabs with passion but despite all this we all feel a strong kinship with the rest of the world in shared mutual hatred for kikes
188716 No.14930520
>>14929403
>star wars which is honestly one of the most morally pure franchises
>black and white good vs evil story
>ripped straight off from the hero's journey
>n-natzees are bad goy m'kay
>jedis represent order and detachment from humanity yet somehow suport democratic repulics that uphold liberal ideas
>siths are individualists who embrace their passions to seek personal strenght yet somehow suport an authoritarian empire that upholds facist ideals
>>14929408
>people liked deadpool
i really don't know where the fuck the deadpool meme came from
i had never heard of him before the internet made him viral, except a few times where i saw him in other franchises but he was just, that weired guy who looks like spiderman
He wasn't even popular enough to main his own comicbook back in the 90 and htey had to budycop him with cable
pic related was the antyhero everyone talked about before the internet viralized memepool
5e7efd No.14930672
>>14928961
/cake/phile spotted.
5d12ec No.14930763
>>14929190
Good anon. But you can still yohoho and a bottle of rum
323dd9 No.14931032
>>14930763
They haven't announced it for pc though. The games went to shit after 2 anyway.
df6140 No.14931743
>>14929537
that version of dredd even had a perfectly non-offensive capable female character who actively helped dredd without ruining the suspension of disbelief and believably held her own a few times. It was such a simple movie that was apparently too much for the normalfags
6f810b No.14932022
>>14929537
>>14931743
>Dredd
my negro! It's like a hyperrealistic version of the Raid.
Dammit, why doesn't 8ch have H265 support? I just encoded the slo-mo raid scene in 1080p and now I can't post it.
5a3731 No.14932073
>>14931032
>he buys console games
YOU are the cancer
323dd9 No.14932183
>>14932073
Learn how to interpret posts faggot.
5a3731 No.14932321
>>14932183
>I'll be skipping KH3. I don't want to pay for anything disney anymore.
<implies he already has a ps4 and would have bought it if disney were kosher
>>Good anon. But you can still yohoho and a bottle of rum
>They haven't announced it for pc though.
<implies he wont pirate it on console and would probably pirate it on pc regardless of what disney does
He just cant do without his online/psn gold subscription and is the reason console exclusives are a thing.
33f822 No.14938823
>>14928148
>Doesn't the entire princess scene remind anyone else of Shrek The Third?
well at least it set a president, that Disney in fact does not own sleeping beauty/ snow white or any other fairy tail they happened to shit out a movie of.
fa36ad No.14938916
>>14928046
>I'd say that their tied with pic related in needing to be cancelled or finished.
It will outlive its own creator.
>>14928938
The PSX game was a cultural hit
>>14929211
I would have the same expression after realizing that rule34 is infested with hacks and their loyal retards.
a08853 No.14941827
>>14938823
>well at least it set a president
de3211 No.14942514
>>14929537
>>14931743
Dredd was shit at the box office, thanks in part to a badly bungled release (DUDE 3D LMAO DUDE NO ADVERTISING LMAO) but also because it was a low-budget foreign action movie based on a relatively niche comic franchise. It barely broke even after the dust settled, and a significant part of that was DVD/BD sales. From a financial perspective there's really no reason to pursue it - either you throw more money at it to make another good movie that appeals mostly to the same audience but which fails to bring in a profit when everyone else ignores it again or you potentially sacrifice your core audience by making it more generally palatable and in doing so risk shooting yourself in the foot and losing even more money; it would be possible to "do it right" and really bring a Judge Dredd movie into mainstream success but the chances of that in [CURRENT YEAR] are somewhere between "incredibly slim" and "astronomical". The best thing we can reasonably hope for is that the next person who takes a swing at the franchise will take some cues from Dredd. I personally dare to hope that Karl Urban will reprise his starring role because he was about as good as anyone could ever be.