6fbf45 No.14882985
Let's come up with game ideas that would get banned from Steam.
Angry Recluse Simulator
>Forced to leave your house in search of essentials like food, clothing and video games
>You have to keep your panic attack meter below critical levels by doing certain tasks
>Like brutally bashing someone's head in with a hammer for walking too slow
>Pushing old people onto the ground for holding up the bus
>Verbally abusing cashiers for making small talk
>Shouting "WHORE" at scantily dressed children
You lose the game if your panic attack meter gets full or if you get caught by the police, you have to time your moves carefully to avoid being detected. You can call in assists from other recluse's like the smelly neckbeard who clears a busy area of people which makes your meter fill up slower or the hoarder who can build you a temporary safe zone to hide from police/decrease your meter a bit.
978291 No.14882998
>MATURE 17+
>not ADULT ONLY
f5cc90 No.14883014
>Private Property Ownership Simulator 2016
f961ef No.14883031
>>14882985
>>14882998
>Let's come up with game ideas that would get banned from Steam
>AO
done&done
bfa36a No.14883204
>>14882985
That's just Postal 2, but instead of a meter, the game just irritates the player directly until they kill.
I've wanted a game where you play as a child soldier for some time now, realistic or not. MGSV pussied out on that front and didn't even let you fight them.
8ba35c No.14883214
How about a game where you shitpost on a fictional imageboard where the goal is to lead as many trannies to suicide as possible
ed9aac No.14883222
A game that exposes (((them)))
a8c829 No.14883229
A game where you play as a young Historian who searches into the deepest archives and libraries of the earth and has to break the law multiple times in order to access illegal private libraries that store certain books. The more you progress the more you realize that Hitler was right and that WWII was a war for Jewish interests. At the end of the game you debunk the Holocaust and you fund a massive movement to redpill the youth and bring down the colossal Zionist plague.
Game consists mostly of puzzles and stealth. You can kill people if they get in your way but the more attention you bring the more paranoid the Jews will get and they will attempt to relocate certain archives to more well-guarded buildings which makes your job much harder.
3bad94 No.14883286
>>14882985
>>Like brutally bashing someone's head in with a hammer for walking too slow
you have no idea how much i want to do this every time i go out into the city, jesus fuck
3bad94 No.14883288
>>14883214
that already exists, its called /cow/
056650 No.14883303
>Angry Recluse Simulator
well posting here is obviousally part of the game
3bad94 No.14883328
>>14883303
Shitposting skill Lv99
881e15 No.14883397
A rape game.
Or a game where you specifically beat women up.
9ce562 No.14883412
A historically accurate first person milsim game set during the first Crusade.
b16886 No.14883753
I distinctly remember someone suggestion an idea of a game in which you play as a member of the Third Reich (or a full SS officer) attempting to escape Nazi Hunters in South America or something to that effect. Sounded interesting.
04b6bc No.14883780
A woman beating simulator.
The goal is to go as long as possible without her leaving you via gaslighting. You have to beat her as much as possible but still keep her around. You do this by apologizing and cuddling her while telling her you'll never do it again.
You win when she starts saying you beat her because you love her on social media.
eece55 No.14883785
>>14883031
>done&done
Where'd you come from?
f5cc90 No.14883805
>>14883780
I'm pretty sure one of those Princess Trainer derivatives does this actually.
c0de6f No.14883817
a paid mod for JFK Reloaded that has you killing Gabe Newell instead
df0ce7 No.14883911
>>14882985
CALL OF KONY
Child Warfare
a0a7a4 No.14884233
A social networking and business simulator where you play as a kike whose objective is to build as many companies promoting degeneracy while corrupting and taking over companies that don't align with your views.
1822eb No.14884349
>You get over panic attacks by acting like an edgy teenager and murdering random people
The things your therapist will never tell you.
61eea1 No.14884387
It has at least one hot girl. Seriously, it feels like that's all it takes to get banned from Steam these days.
7bc068 No.14884465
>>14884349
>Psychiatrists HATE him!
>Learn this one simple trick to deal with anxiety attacks!
b9da54 No.14884483
A game where you are trying to survive 911.
4c2d77 No.14884500
>>14884387
>he doesn't know about the deluge of porn VNs on Steam
2fa91f No.14884515
Obvious choice and somebody has probably already said it but a WW2 game from the germans side,working in a camp or just being a regular teen being drafted into the war against your choice.
22c786 No.14884543
>>14884500
>he doesn't know that steam is getting rid of them
f0c314 No.14884569
>>14882985
How about a game where you have sex?
937d82 No.14886614
>>14883397
You know, I always wanted a brawler where every enemy was a scantily-clad female, like Poison (except not a dude).
>Basic enemy is a bikini girl
>Heavy Hitter is a dominatrix
>Speedster is a Playboy bunny
>Bosses include a belly dancer (like Midler), kunoichi (like Mai), and a pirate (B. Jenet)
I'd like it to be pretty brutal as well what with their spines getting broken over your knee and their arms getting snapped at the elbow as they proceed to fall to the floor and writhe in pain. It'd never happen.
9c06a8 No.14886627
>>14884543
They quietly dropped it.
4e2343 No.14886749
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>>14882985
TIT FOR TAT!!
It's an arcadey beat-em-up side scroller with 3 women (3 players, local or online) where you have to beat other women in their tits to knock them out faster. You can jump and duck, making your tits harder to hit. There will be weapons like glue (locks opponent to the ground), BDSM gear (opponent can't move at all), industrial fans (launches opponent into the air) and other random shit. If you beat them, their tits explode and jugs of milk fly out and can be drank for health. Final boss is a trans woman with fake tits and you realize you've ruined the world by taking out everyone else with real tits.
0b981e No.14886935
A school shooter simulator
ac1e8d No.14886976
>>14883286
>not being sloth-mode
Take the algae-pill, matey.
3bd496 No.14887076
It's called JEW
It doesnt even have anything to do with jews its just a stick fighting game
But the title is JEW in MS Tristan 72
37002d No.14887207
>>14884483
I liked this one better when it was called SOS.
b2c8e9 No.14887216
Game about exposing and killing jews.
83820c No.14887220
A battle royale game set in an anime high school. Uses UE4 and has destructible environments similar to Hatred. Bullets penetrate materials and have proper ballistics. Highly detailed wound/dismemberment system for maximum edge.
3642dd No.14887564
>>14887207
This post reminded me of an old terrible drowning fetish game I played as a teenager, I just redownloaded it.
Thank you.
97e185 No.14887579
>>14887564
Oh god I remember that. I didn't even realize it was a fetish game.
daee94 No.14888322
Completely safe for work anime visual novel developed in Japan to openly mock western game journalists starring Vivian James. Now bad language. It'd be T-rated at worst by the ESRB.
430cc5 No.14888370
>>14887220
I prefer the idea of Bullet Girls to anime gore fest.
>>14887564
>terrible
It wasn't that bad.
06b11d No.14888752
>>14883204
MGSV can't make child soldiers enemies because it's literally illegal in most of europe including the uk to show the killing of children by players (that is why fallout 1 and 2 are super censored in the uk). They would have been unable to sell the game in those part of the words and lose out on a hell out of a lot of copies.
eb3cdb No.14888773
Manga ki simulator, (has that ever been done before?)
be a manga author. Get commissions for various types of manga themes and genres. But whenever a loli job comes in, you get raided by the FBI and steam deletes your account.
3642dd No.14896698
>>14888370
I just replayed it and 100%ed the collectibles. It's fun but it's also a janky mess in specific areas (the wallgrab triggering when you're trying to move under / past something instead of grabbing a ledge) and demands really specific inputs in certain places. Also the shmup interlude.
fcfc31 No.14903328
>>14882985
Anything with tits.
ff470e No.14914354
>>14888752
>MGSV can't make child soldiers enemies because it's literally illegal in most of europe including the uk to show the killing of children by players (that is why fallout 1 and 2 are super censored in the uk). They would have been unable to sell the game in those part of the words and lose out on a hell out of a lot of copies.
[citation needed]
4a54f6 No.14914399
Wait, am I missing something? Doesn't this blog post imply they're going to be more lax with rules?
https://steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1666776116200553082
626119 No.14914411
Steam is allowing anything now as long as you give them a cut though.
70e8be No.14914525
>>14914399
Honestly this wasn't the direction I expected from Valve. I mean, there's no quality control already. It's not really their responsibility to make sure you're sold decent products - they're just a middle-man between you and the publishers or devs. I think it's fucking stupid that people expect Valve to do quality control as if the Steam store is supposed to be better than your run-of-the-mill online store. All it is is a license distribution service that allows you to play the games you buy… for now. I think the problem is that people, even /v/, still expects "more" of Valve because of a few good decisions they made years ago. Why? They weren't even consistently good when they released Half-Life. Their first foray into making a sequel involved cramming one of the worst pieces of shit in the world onto the fans: Steam. Nowadays it sounds silly to complain, saying "You had to have Steam to play Half-Life 2" but back in the day it was fucking RIDICULOUS and continues to be in my mind. People have been cowed by years of unwarranted trust in large corporations.
People just blindly fucking buy shit and then blame the seller. Do some god damned research. If someone holds a bag of trash out and offers it to you for the low price of $20, you tell them to fuck off.
caec19 No.14925996
c8d490 No.14926020
>>14914525
Look at an open solution like SteamSpy. Look how easily you can filter and research games. Steam itself is slow, bloaty, buggy, and borderline spyware.
You want to use it as a game distribution service? Fine, that's not a problem. But why can't I log into the Steam website with my credentials and just download directly from the server? Why do I need their shitty client? It's very cumbersome
a7d2d1 No.14926301
>>14884233
That game wouldn't be banned, it would be promoted to encourage degeneracy you faggot.
>>14883222
Unironically this. The game could be a stealth-action based game following a war vetran from WWII that dropped the (((bomb))) on hiroshima but the bomb didn't actually explode. The stealth portion goes into play as you become obsessed with the truth behind the (((why))). This anon's idea >>14883229 could take place in the library that is under the sphynx in egpyt. The next portion could be like this anon >>14884483 said that involves sneaking into world trade center in the days before 9/11 to discover thermite and documents implicating (((them))). You would need to fit some events inbetween those to give the character some personality and to make the game fun such as sneaking around vietnam or something like that.
TBH the game would be banned on site for too much truth. Although this >>14884515 seems more realistic and easy to make. Accomplishes the same thing tbh.
>>14926020
You have a point, but steam is a highly looked at platform which makes it ripe for disseminating the truth to normalfags.
caec19 No.14931011
>>14926020
>Look at an open solution like SteamSpy. Look how easily you can filter and research games. Steam itself is slow, bloaty, buggy, and borderline spyware.
Steamspy got shutdown recently didn't it?
8e14d3 No.14931457
>Shouting Whore! at scantily clad women
You got the right idea op
>>14882985
Thanks
af76ba No.14931569
>>14883911
Cony Wars
>Attack of the nigglets
71cd53 No.14944247