92fafd No.14859223
Post your favorite Dragon Quest monster. For me it's the Bag O' Laughs.
92fafd No.14859243
b83653 No.14859244
For me it has to be Kefka.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
13817c No.14859249
>>14859240
Why? I just like the fact that it's made of bricks.
bc21c0 No.14859261
>>14859249
Jews build things out of bricks, anon. You wouldn't want to build with the same materials jews would use, would you?
92fafd No.14859270
>>14859261
What's your house made out of then?
106463 No.14859311
>>14859288
It's a shame tits of that size aren't feasible in real life
0203fa No.14859323
>>14859311
one day science will get there and i welcome our pailoli overlords.
67030b No.14859335
This thing freaked me out the first time I saw it.
0203fa No.14859342
I want you to all go play Dragon Warrior Monsters and come back in a week and talk about it.
>https://www.emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Game_Boy_Color_ROMs/Dragon_Warrior_Monsters_(USA)/67353
139a60 No.14860180
c8bf48 No.14860248
>>14859223
Posting the best designs to make it harder for people to post in this thread without getting mocked.
I don't pick favorites, i'm a simple man, if I like something I like something.
04eb51 No.14860280
The doppelgangers of your own party.
106463 No.14860297
>>14860180
Common sense.
A woman with such big heavy tits would be disabled in real life, she couldn't walk.
874231 No.14860366
>>14860297
Anime tits are always two sizes larger than the real counterparts would be.
098b3a No.14860371
>>14860297
This is disturbing to look at
106463 No.14860955
>>14860371
because they're not slimy?
86530b No.14860985
>>14860297
This anatomy is so bad it actually makes me angry
8fbf7a No.14861004
How does a slime even hurt you?
d95e4c No.14861045
>>14861004
I always assumed the slimes were some kind of acidic thing that leaves burns from whatever sliminess it excretes.
I head canon'd "a lot'' as a child.
5154ce No.14861053
>>14859301
This. Mostly the novelty.
6ad1ea No.14861056
>>14861004
Blunt force, and pic related
106463 No.14861478
>>14861004
digestive juices
0d19e3 No.14861497
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31c459 No.14861517
>>14861497
But anon, the xp anon, the xp…
b632f2 No.14861877
>>14861045
>>14861478
Wouldn't puff puff hurt if slimes were made of acid?
f6836f No.14861933
>>14861877
Maybe they can choose when to secrete acid.
3af63a No.14861948
>>14859223
It dawned on me DQM:J is named such because your first monster is this
7ebacc No.14862013
>>14861004
When they're in your party in Dragon Quest 5 they equip fangs, so I assume they bite you.
01bd5b No.14862048
A dinosar/dragon wielding a bardiche is a decently cool concept and they're absolutely monstrous in the DWM games.
a974f1 No.14862255
>>14861004
In the case of metal slimes it would be fire spells and relativistic speed.
5a7262 No.14865214
>>14859288
>not a blue slime
Bah!
3cd8aa No.14865376
>No Meowgician ITT
Am I alone in this world?
fd4cda No.14869055
This nigga here.
The people who freely chose to embrace the "perfect land of infinite paradise" bullshit deserved what happened to them.
>>14861004
Nonremake DQ7 actually pointed out that it's just them hitting you pretty hard with their bodies.
098b3a No.14869087
>>14865214
Please stop,don't make a preggo blue slime
69340b No.14869295
>>14859342
Anyone translated the remakes yet?
Since I never thought about it I'm going with a dick pick.
139a60 No.14880711
106463 No.14882602
>>14869087
there's nothing wrong with preggo slimes
e68b45 No.14882682
>>14861004
Ever been called names by a gelatinous blob?
395ced No.14883157
>>14861004
What do you think that pointy tip on the top is for?
b5921d No.14888124
106463 No.14888144
>>14883157
to pleasure the slime knight riding it
7f568f No.14888192
>>14882602
I like them for the x-ray view but that's a bridge too far.
106463 No.14888280
>>14888192
slimes are for lovey-dovey degeneracy
e006f3 No.14888304
>>14882682
>Ever been called names by a gelatinous blob?
everytime I go on twitter or tumblr
ac6630 No.14888409
My favorite dragon quest monsters are the raping kind.
7f568f No.14888586
>>14888280
As much as I am a sucker for that, it's not so hot to see slimes reproducing like humans.
106463 No.14888755
>>14888586
How can you say you love your slime girl family if you won't even impregnate your unborn daughters :^)