08890b No.14843319
So, like a faggot I am I was doing the steam challenges for the spring cleaning event. Then I noticed something.
The item of interest, the name of the trophy is "Trusted Advisor". Looks a lot like one of them torahs that they read in the synagogues and the "trusted advisor" sure sounds like "greatest ally"…
Something is going on or am I going mad?
3d03cd No.14843324
Spring cleaning event? what?
efc297 No.14843330
It's just a coincidence
I wouldn't think about it that much
08890b No.14843332
>>14843324
So they give you tasks to level up your badge and whatever, the first picture lists the tasks.
What I noticed is the torah.
>>14843330
Coincidence or (((coincidence)))?
2b01a7 No.14843352
>jews invented parchment being rolled up guise
dubs thread? dubs thread.
08890b No.14843357
>>14843352
Shut it down, am I rite?
ef998f No.14843359
>>14843324
>first prisoners arrived at Auschwitz in spring
OY VEY
OY GEVALT
YOU ANTISEMITES
YOU CALLED IT STEAM BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WAS COMING OUT OF THE OVENS AFTER YOU GASSED THE 6 BRAZILIANS
009d2a No.14843367
>>14843324
It's an event that gives you a badge for going through your existing library and playing shit you've barely touched.
Speaking of which OP is trying way too hard and should probably get his jewdar fixed.
3d03cd No.14843377
>>14843359
But wasn't it debunked because it takes an extremely long time to cremate a human?
bc125b No.14843421
>>14843357
No, you're not. It is actually for once an honest-to-God coincidence.
1079ce No.14843520
>>14843377
DENYING THE HOLOCAUST? YOU ARE ASKING FOR THE STATE TO SUE YOU
bc876d No.14843824
>>14843377
Not if you use super secret space age TURBO cremation techniques that died with the Germans who ran the ovens.
dc9963 No.14844091
>>14843377
It takes time to crement this amount of humas, even with the stronges available ovens at the time. Hell, it takes a long time even withthe shit we have today, unless you throw them into a nuclear reactor.
3d03cd No.14844196
>>14843824
>yfw when the germans had turbo buttons on their ovens like 90s pcs did
4b7dc8 No.14844225
>>14843319
>"ANOTHER CHANCE"
>Play a game you've spent less than an hour playing
>Can't get a refund on games you've played for more than two hours
K E K
E
K
84be31 No.14844295
>>14844225
Pretty sure it's only for games that are already old in your inventory, also you can get refunds for games after the 2hour/2week period
536fef No.14844318
>>14843421
pure (((cohencidence)))
b75dc3 No.14844328
>>14843319
I didn't even know this was a thing. I still don't care that much, but I find the "Blast from the past" one pretty neat.
Now I know I got into PC gaming in 2014 and Jet Set Radio was the first game I got, It's cool to know considering JSR is one of my favorite series.
My first Steam game could have been something I'd seriously regret like Borderlands or some other garbage by Gearbox.
64076f No.14844339
>>14843319
I dunno, anon, seems like a real stretch, don't get me wrong I'm all for calling out the jew, but a tiny icon of some scrolls with the caption "Trusted Advisor" doesn't seems that out of the ordinary. If you were some sort of fictional advisor it's probably expected of you to flips through a few books and texts.
f750a1 No.14844342
>>14844328
>first game added to my account was the orange box
e99ca5 No.14844369
>First game I ever bought on Steam was Fallout 1
Ironic because I don't think I ever even got it to work. I just play on a torrented GOG version.
6452e4 No.14844395
>Store making events to promote stuff it sells
SHOCKING
6726a7 No.14844397
>>14843367
OP should be gassed as well as this thread.
b1e63e No.14844415
>Play a game that a curator you follow has recommended
I guess that's not happening.
b91211 No.14844420
Steam is a deformed kike company.
Make a fuss about it on every form that you can.
The damage control that they will try will further ruin them.
b0155b No.14844428
Who knows, you might get a free hat!
3d03cd No.14844435
>>14844428
knowing modern valve it'd be completely untradable and worthless
02f80f No.14844482
Is there a way to get all these shit without downloading the games? I'd have to redownload Dota 2 and that shit is 30gb+
a4f6c2 No.14844489
Probably GDPR gone rogue.
Praise the global EU
I kinda hoped they would attack the data mining of Tencent in some other way, but here we are. It's a fucking exploding and burning puppet show again. Why even try to make a working system when we have these kind of people making it?
cf0a42 No.14845276
>>14844435
All hats are worthless.
3d03cd No.14845280
>>14845276
I mean in the steam market sense
e12c65 No.14845439
>Earn a badge
Why play if the prize is worthless?
08890b No.14846282
>>14845439
There is that mystery box?
>>14844328
How the fuck does mine work? These came from different CD keys from what I remember
978242 No.14846293
>generic scroll
<must be torah
you've gone crazy
5a77d4 No.14846309
>>14846293
>wizards use scrolls
>wizardry is satanism
>judaism is satanism
I can see it.
297f0c No.14846312
>>14844415
Man, I didn't know those, thanks.
9ca1ce No.14846323
>>14843319
>All scrolls are jewish now
Yep, that's a /leftypol/ false flag.
a6cd7c No.14846327
doesn't have the dual-wield jew paper swords
978242 No.14846331
>>14846329
replied to wrong post
>>14846309
08890b No.14846340
>>14846323
>>14846293
You are too blind, too blind to see
39b6a8 No.14846730
>>14843319
Idiot. Scrolls are older than jews.
a048b8 No.14846855
>>14846323
Newsflash: /leftypol/ doesn't need to false flag as retarded /pol/acks, they already are that stupid.
5a77d4 No.14846870
>>14846855
Sure thing trannypol.
a048b8 No.14846893
>>14846870
There are multiple MUH SATANISM threads on /pol/ right now.
a729e2 No.14846909
>>14846730
… they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind.
39b6a8 No.14846935
>>14846893
There is an entire board dedicated to MUH COMMUNISM too. Not just some threads.
813d05 No.14847035
Could somebody tell me what even is the point of badges and levels on Steam? I forgot they exist.
39b6a8 No.14847040
>>14847035
A treadmill for the paying goyim.
b9bc31 No.14847097
>>14847035
The higher your level the more slots you get to put shit on your worthless profile, and the more people you can have on your friend's list.
a6b56c No.14848634
It's just a fucking scroll, you fucking retarded nigger. Advisor was a governmental function in olden times, the scroll is just to complement the title in its theme.
e67980 No.14854459
>>14843319
It's actually a cool idea.
5afb05 No.14854497
>>14847097
You'd think they would try to advertise that feature more, yet here I am and I barely knew what it does until know.
8b6bb5 No.14854507
>>14846293
>>14846309
>>14843319
Whoah whoah, with that logic you will reach a conclusion that Elder Scrolls is jewish.
ce4a89 No.14854576
>tfw left 4 dead was the first Steam game 13 year old me ot back in 2008 because you wanted to play versusand didn't want to fork over extra cash to play on the internet
Time really flies. Still remember being upset when left 4 dead 2 got announced then winded up buying it anyways.
3d03cd No.14854599
>Play a free game today
>options are borderlands 2 or tranny
I don't know what to choose.
bd70fc No.14854606
>this thread is still up
christ, someone at least dump something
978242 No.14854617
5afb05 No.14854632
>>14854606
>I don't like thread
>I better stamp my feet and complain to the vols and throw a hissy fit until someone capitulates to me
How's it going Bui?
e43f73 No.14854670
>>14844428
>>14844435
One time I had some damn hat somehow from something and I had people adding my account as a friend multiple times a week begging me for it. I eventually just got rid of it so that would stop.
3d03cd No.14854675
e43f73 No.14854683
5afb05 No.14854689
>>14854683
how much did you get?
e43f73 No.14854705
>>14846282
>>14844328
How does mine work? Mine is a game that isn't even in my account apparently. It still claims to have playtime on it, however. I even have achievements.
>>14854689
Like $20.
e43f73 No.14854710
>>14854705
>How does mine work? Mine is a game that isn't even in my account apparently. It still claims to have playtime on it, however. I even have achievements.
Nevermind, I had non Linux shit filtered out.
feed12 No.14854722
>>14843319
this one might be more coincidence since all scrolls look pretty similar. trying to get you to play a game with <1hour on it seems sketchier
ce4a89 No.14854737
>>14854705
Damn, that reminds me of the fact that I had a Vintage Bill's Hat that few people got and traded it for another vintage hat. I should of kept it.
8684ed No.14854822
>first game is TF2
I'm pretty sure I installed Steam because of the orange box, and still TF2 was the last game included I tried.
>>14854737
I sold my Vintage Vintage Tyrolean a couple years ago and got like 80 bucks. I have still 30-something left over. Not even having the money on hand motivates me to buy any of the garbage that comes out there anymore.
3d03cd No.14854832
>>14854822
I'm fucking salty i didn't hold onto any of my vintage shit that was worth a damn,i think i gifted it all away,like my lugermorph
3a15dc No.14854839
>>14854832
I sat on all my vintage shit until I gave up on nuTF2, made like $30 or so.
bd70fc No.14854913
5afb05 No.14854958
bd70fc No.14855018
>>14854958
>don't know about janitor infighting
>instantly a newfag
582139 No.14855060
>>14854722
not the
>play a game you bought in the last 6 months
why did you stop buying my games anon? i might just have to cut you off from my service goy!
feed12 No.14855104
>>14855060
considering steam is still a very convenient method to get games digitally, I'd be more wiling to bite the bullet and purchase games through it more often if THERE WERE MORE GAMES WORTH PURCHASING
7d10c4 No.14862332
>>14855060
If you get emails from Humble Bundle and GOG they'll sometimes tell you about free game giveaways, so I got that trophy by playing five minutes of a game I got from Humble Bundle for free a couple of months ago.