bf5612 No.14837894
CURRENT YEAR UBISOFT SPLINTER CELL SEQUEL
f7e112 No.14837912
>>14837894
Are you praying for or against that?
3e8652 No.14837961
>>14837912
I just want Sam to leave on a good note and finally join Snake in retirement, man. Hell, just make it "decent". I think he deserves at least that much.
d5a21b No.14837976
>>17 days until E3
which presentation are you "looking forward" to the most?
bf5fcb No.14837994
>>14837976
Toddthesda's
I want to see if they'll outcringe Rage 2 trailer
c3ccf0 No.14838010
>>14837994
Hopefully, it won't be another Bethesdaland video and an actual presentation.
1073c3 No.14838074
>>14837994
Rage with Creation Club, I can feel it.
ed0614 No.14838234
Merry E3, everyone. This one's final. Thanks anon for the help
4455e7 No.14838266
>>14837994
No fucking around, think my mind blanked out the existence of that trailer and the thread.
546c4a No.14838311
>>14838234
>No DMC5 reveal
other than that you're pretty good
2fc652 No.14838346
>>14838315
>no textured floor or ceiling
Babby's first raycast tutorial
3e8652 No.14838354
3bf0bc No.14838516
>>14838266
It's essentially white noise in today's blasted, brown hellscape dotted with neon oases of gay nigger semen.
264b49 No.14838552
I'm a nintoddler cuck
I want any two of these to be released in 2018:
Animal Crossing for switch
Pokemon for switch
Metroid Prime 4
SMTV
Pikmin for switch
Kingdom Hearts collection
Metroid Prime trilogy
Dragon quest 11 for switch
Things that won't happen but should:
a trophy/achievements system for switch
more collection games like megaman but for other series (sonic)
folders on the switch
Things that might happen but who the fuck cares:
the final 10 games for the online sub announced
more ports of last gen games
Things I vaguely give a fuck about but don't care to see at E3:
octopath traveler
fire emblem switch
Things I don't give a fuck about but will probably be shown off:
smash switch
yoshi switch
another wii u port (played them all)
f7e112 No.14838568
>>14838205
Yeah, I got lazy, I'll do it before E3 starts
>>14838552
>Things that won't happen but should:
>a trophy/achievements system for switch
Are you trying to get bullied?
d66831 No.14838571
>>14838552
>a trophy/achievements system for switch
>should happen
d5a21b No.14838588
>>14838552
>Things that won't happen but should:
>a trophy/achievements system for switch
ed0614 No.14838597
>>14838552
KH collection on anything but PS4 will never happen because Square is too lazy to change the in-game graphics that are the made specifically for the PS2 controller
ce394d No.14838653
>>14838571
Do you guys know where that photo actually is?
It's in a Holocaust memorial.
1fbe79 No.14838729
>17 Days until jew run companies blatantly lie to our faces and idiot believe it
d342aa No.14838741
>>14838653
Yes Anon, that is the joke. That's what makes it good.
6e7f76 No.14838755
>>14838234
>Nintendo
>Outdated jokes, even for Reddit standards
The idea that Reddit's standards for jokes are any lower than the floor is absolutely laughable.
34ed9d No.14838805
>>14838781
I love how those were edited in an attempt to portray it as a bad thing.
849785 No.14838813
>>14838781
Is that an attempt to guilt trip people who misbehave at the shoah memorial? It looks fucking hilarious
d4a9f8 No.14838820
>>14838781
more? these are funny as fuck
c4f274 No.14838892
>>14837961
maybe kojima's new movie will feel like an mgs game in gameplay also but there are spookey ghosts instead of soldiers.
For some reason I can see that happening.
d056a2 No.14838962
>>14838781
>1st pic
>dead Jews
They look alive though
05a219 No.14839017
>>14838588
>things that won't happen and shouldn't
You made a typo my man. That shit's skinnerbox.
05a219 No.14839032
>>14838781
>4th picture
Pristine stone memorial next to nearly derelict buildings with washed out damaged walls
Germany's seen some bad times, hasn't it?
33e2b3 No.14839034
>>14837976
Nintendo's.
Sony will show off the coffin for the PS4 and everyone will simply wait patiently for next E3 when they reveal the PS5.
Microsoft will dig even deeper by showing off even fewer games than the zero they already have.
The third party publishers will out-diversity one another and fail to produce anything anybody cares about. Bethesda will announce more remakes and ports, EA will announce sports and other annual titles (but not mention the lootboxes that will be present in all of them) and Ubisoft will announce Just Dance featuring Rabbids, and an historically accurate Assassin's Creed set in a feudal Japan filled with niggers and mexicans. Square Enix will announce FFXV-2, which is just FFXV but with more DLC nobody asked for, and they will rush out other titles people are actually interested in trying to recoup the development costs of Final Fantasy which hasn't turned a profit in over a decade. Bravely Default will remain forgotten despite being their best seller/profit maker in years.
All that leaves is Nintendo to announce something completely fucking retarded and yet somehow endearing, akin to Wii Fit Trainer for Smash, or bizarre yet intriguing like Splatoon.
e74f83 No.14839041
>>14838234
I'm probably gonna have a shitty one in comparison, nice
92c1e7 No.14839195
>>14839034
>next E3 when they reveal the PS5.
John Kodera said earlier today that the PS5 is still at least three years away, so it seems there's still a while to go before that.
627d66 No.14839206
>>14838653
>>14838781
It's also a well-known place where fags go to fuck and spread aids.
9fb796 No.14839246
>The only people who are willing to play on the Xbone are literal retards
Think they are going to mention adding esports to the special olympics during e3? Its the only time they'll get people to play their console, thats for sure.
http://archive.is/R4p5l
33e2b3 No.14839264
>>14839195
What sort of incompetent fuckwit announces that the console is in the "last stages of its life cycle" when the replacement is fucking years away?
Oh right, modern gaming "executives".
I suppose we'll be bombarded with the PS4 Pro Plus Plus with Playstation Plus subscription sold separately for a few more years, so we can play all of last gen's games on an even more fractured hardware install base.
3bf0bc No.14839269
>>14839264
On one hand it's a stupid thing to say because anyone with any forethought would know to not bother buying a PS4 because of it, but on the other hand anyone with any forethought probably wasn't going to buy a PS4 regardless.
00d5df No.14839301
>>14838892
I'm expecting it to be awful and retarded. Kojima has made some great stuff, but history has continually show that most people who made cool shit relied heavily on people above them filtering their ideas into something workable.
462180 No.14839363
>>14838205
2nd might be the best I've ever seen.
c4f274 No.14839410
>>14839301
Anything from Kojima is interesting and it get the best autism from the internet worked up, and they do come up with some conspiracy theories that are interesting to say the least.
But to be quite honest I know Death Stranding will not make any form of sense and the gameplay will just be regular MGS but with spooky ghost instead.
6fc798 No.14840518
I forgot to erase some of the original background.
fda065 No.14840533
>>14838234
E3 2018 Bingo might just win best of E3…
9b34da No.14840559
where's the squilliam template?
35539e No.14840573
>>14838234
>bethesda
>no applause
That would be a good thing for them because pete badmouthed the audience for not shutting up last year.
46a656 No.14840605
>>14838234
>bethesda
>bugs are even in the pre-rendered trailers
Maybe it's just because I'm tired, but I'm laughing way too hard at that one.
f7e112 No.14840611
>>14838234
>EA
>e-Celebs
Don't hold your breath, nobody could possibly fuck up as hard as this guy did
1073c3 No.14840703
>>14840611
>nobody could possibly fuck up as hard as this guy did
I'll have you know that E3 is becoming worse and worse every year. The next guy WILL fuck up harder.
9fb796 No.14840717
>>14840611
Except they bring ecelebs every year now. They won't bring this nigger back, but there is always someone else to take his place.
35539e No.14840821
>>14840717
>nigger
He's a white american.
ee8068 No.14840833
>>14840821
You don't need to be black to be a nigger, but it helps.
adfccf No.14840892
>>14840611
I missed EA's event last year. How big was this fuck up? I could use a good laugh.
2457dc No.14840922
>>14838234
add the time for each conference to the top since you're at it so i don't have to
310ac7 No.14841036
c55984 No.14841047
>>14837961
Sam sucks. I rather play as sexy female in tight latex suit.
Also, imgaine Hitman game with female protag..
dbf225 No.14841052
>>14841047
eat shit and die faggot
c55984 No.14841061
dbf225 No.14841074
>>14841061
>muh female protag
stop thinking with your dick
5ea4fb No.14841274
>>14841047
>female protag
>in a western CURRENT YEAR game
Did Tomb Raider teach you nothing, anon?
b77771 No.14841281
>>14839301
i still feel like mgsv would have been amazing had he had to time to finish chapter 3, and by that logic with a proper studio working with him rather then against him hopefully death stranding will recapture some of that kojima magic of old
c55984 No.14841283
>>14841281
Chapter 2 is unfinished and shitty too. Chapter 1 is 10/10 though.
87e208 No.14841286
Bethesda is going to leave anyone with a brain unimpressed, but if you think for one second that normalfags aren't going to eat up "Starfield" you're absolutely delusional.
Rage 2 looks fun though
c65f22 No.14841289
>>14841281
What really kills me is that nobody will make a spiritual successor to MGSV with actual content.
>>14841286
>Starfield
It's No Man's Sky made by Bethesda, which means it will be even more buggy, broken and lacking in features than NMS. Also, after the FO4 debacle, along with paid mods, excitement towards Bethesda has cooled significantly.
>Rage 2 looks fun though
I'll just wait and see how much pozz Bethesda injected into the game.
127020 No.14841611
>>14838408
Thanks, but I posted in the wrong thread.
f7e112 No.14841958
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>>14840892
Remember the first time you had to give a speech?
3bf0bc No.14841974
>>14841147
THESE ARE MY LAST HORMONES
MUTILATION
FREE BLEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I NEVER START BREEDING
0c248a No.14842003
>>14837894
>EVERYTHING IN CURRENT YEAR
04b534 No.14842021
i lost even more faith from E3 when i saw the shitshow that was the battlefield V reveal stream, if this is the shit that is gonna be shown on every booth why even bother?
1c5986 No.14842032
>>14838234
>some does the fortnite funny dance
im afraid to ask about that.
0c248a No.14842045
>>14842021
Yeah they're obviously gonna show off battlefield V together with super mario and smash bros during nintendos booth.
you fucking idiot
1c5986 No.14842053
>>14838234
>diversity on levels never seen before
04b534 No.14842054
>>14842045
read you dumb nigger, i said why bother watching E3 when all of the games shown are gonna be on the same level of quality as battlefield V, agenda pushing normalfag leftist bullshit.
3bf0bc No.14842072
>>14842055
That's the audience.
094cf6 No.14842081
>>14842021
at least nintendo will have its own brand of dumb
e31bb4 No.14842084
1ba965 No.14842104
>>14842072
Kek thats actually pretty fitting.
f267f5 No.14842108
>>14841289
>It's No Man's Sky made by Bethesda
No one even knows what it's going to be. I personally don't believe it's going to be a procedurally generated space exploration game, that was a blatant lie from a redditor. It could be a spaghetti western game from the name alone.
>more buggy, broken and lacking in features than NMS
Nah it's gonna be a decent game at the very least. Todd has done literally nothing wrong.
>excitement towards Bethesda has cooled significantly
Easily reversible. The hype generated from Todd's charisma on stage alone will make gaymer chicks cream their panties.
fb3cdb No.14842131
>>14837894
Sam is now Samantha, still voiced by Ironside.
62b64f No.14842143
>>14841958
Strange how I can watch disgusting stuff no problem but I have trouble getting through this.
094cf6 No.14842168
>>14842143
>Strange how I can watch disgusting stuff no problem
well, evidently you can't
4343a7 No.14842180
>>14841958
>>14842143
Apparently the prompter he was trying to read was giving him the wrong information (it also happened in his rehearsal before the live thing) and he was in his own words 'bombing', which he almost says.
39edba No.14842194
Do you think the smash leak is correct?
Will we get Simon belmont and ridley for smash?
3bf0bc No.14842208
>>14842143
At least with snuff videos you have the satisfaction in knowing not everyone involved will continue to be an embarrassment.
c83c8f No.14842220
I assume this is the most up-to-date schedule?
Anyone got any estimates/conformation on how long the various conferences will be?
1ba965 No.14842275
>>14842242
is that a jojo's reference?
c83c8f No.14842276
>>14842270
You could have the back of a girl's head around his crotch + behind the table, but the gimmick of the original Larry games is that he never got laid IIRC?
0c248a No.14842303
>>14842275
>>14842275
nope, its just a shitty game.
>>14840491
That sora is bad but nothing will ever top shirtless merman sora or even full on furfag lion king sora.
273a9d No.14842308
>>14842270
10/10
Looks just like the new Tumblrized shitpiece
4343a7 No.14842326
>>14842276
he usually does in the end.
b1dc75 No.14842335
24 bucks for 700 ML. Is this good E3 fuel?
d06fe3 No.14842421
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>>14842335
I've heard it's very sweet and is more meant to be mixed in cocktails. I'm sure you could find some use for it, but for a main liquor for hard drinking I wouldn't go for it.
1ba965 No.14842439
>>14842421
>>14842335
Doesn't midori mean green in nipponese?
dde33d No.14842451
>>14842335
Probably gonna go with kopparberg cider myself.
Sweet, not too strong, I may not end up completely smashed off my face by the end of it all.
4343a7 No.14842453
>>14842439
Yeah it means green. anime is fugging gay
0c248a No.14842464
>>14842335
>>14842451
I'll probably go with water or tea because im a fucking queer.
dd9f15 No.14842468
>>14838234
I have a lot of doubts about the Ubisoft one. Looking back at last years conference they really toned down all the dumb shit, there wasn't any girlwood or that cancer. It was still bad but not exactly fully of memes either.
704a51 No.14842472
>>14842335
>>14842421
Fugging plenbs in dis thread :DDDDDDDDDD
1ba965 No.14842474
>>14842472
>rakia
This, actually.
7a15c1 No.14842475
>>14842220
This is very inconvenient for my work times. That sucks.
I can still enjoy Ubisoft live with /v/ at least
34ed9d No.14842495
>>14842220
>realistically could catch every presentation
>only one that I'd need to stay up extra for is DD
Not bad at all.
dd9f15 No.14842503
>>14842220
>tfw you and 2 friends are booking a week off to make a pillowfort and watch all the conferences together while playing video games inbetween.
dd9f15 No.14842533
1ba965 No.14842535
>>14842503
MAXIMUM OVERCOMFY
0dfc6c No.14842538
>>14837961
so like he finds out nothing is real and that the government shadow societies rig all his missions so that he has a target/goal to accomplish, Sam finds this out and decides to fuck their plans up and in the process go out in a blaze of glory.
66bd89 No.14842540
>>14842055
>tfw got a quarry to settle
ca38e7 No.14842564
>>14842503
>This but without the friends.
65152d No.14842565
>>14842533
Ah, in the case of no homo, that actually sounds top-comf, but you would be a fool to spend such rare time with bros watching E3 instead of gayming or some such. If you are barely 18 or some shit, those kinds of hangouts will NEVER happen again as adults, so make the most of them.
>>14842538
>so like he finds out nothing is real
How can E3 be real if our eyes aren't real?
011485 No.14842592
>>14842220
>tfw nightshifts line up with almost every presentation so I can laugh my ass off with complete disregard to my personal volume and nobody to bother me
1ba965 No.14842621
>>14842592
Gee, I just hope you don't get a gang of nogs at 3 am
011485 No.14842644
>>14842621
there are no nigs herejust gyppos
1ba965 No.14842653
>>14842644
oh shit, I feel ya, sadly
bc4ac6 No.14842688
I wasn't sure what to put for the background and stage. Any of you anons got a better idea?
011485 No.14842806
I'm having second thoughts about adding the ninja rope.
4343a7 No.14842840
>>14842806
worms /v/ gamenight when
238f8b No.14842855
>>14842806
Add a mine about to go off in the BG.
>>14842840
That'd be fun.
011485 No.14842860
>>14842855
gimmie a minute
13da14 No.14842873
b4a4da No.14842880
>>14842873
Oh boy!
Can't wait until the Nintendo show where all the losers of the tournament turn into trannies
011485 No.14842881
I honestly can't be arsed to edit out the rope at this point
9e0318 No.14842895
>>14842335
>for a bitch-slapping time
b14cae No.14842910
>>14837871
>no ones posted it yet
c76c97 No.14842948
>>14842688
Nah, that's pretty good
Nice job
62b64f No.14842976
>>14842881
The rope is kino.
14e4c7 No.14843263
>>14841289
Hopefully Rage 2 is cool. The live action trailer was so fucking bad, but there are parts of the live action trailer that look fun and cool, like the convoy, and super punching degenerates.
14e4c7 No.14843283
>>14843263
Gameplay trailer***
I'm tired.
3561da No.14843521
>>14842503
>Quiting shity retail job
>mfw my last day is one week before E3
>mfw I'll finnale have the time to build a blanket fort for the first time in four years
ed0614 No.14843535
>>14843521
>tfw trying to stay a NEET until right after E3 ends
ce394d No.14843601
>>14843521
that's not even a good reaction image fuck you
you can't just crop scat porn without context like that one spyro image, you're not on that level
get out of my sight
04cdc6 No.14843662
Some anons in the previous thread requested a beak + hookshot version.
22c602 No.14843893
>>14843662
The metal stage needs more detail.
4cef11 No.14843899
Oh no, they're not gonna make memorials to TB during E3 are they?
3bf0bc No.14843955
>>14843899
I can see the PC show doing it considering how they always seem desperate to fill time. VGAs will definite have a bit though and it will be horrible.
34ed9d No.14843979
>>14843899
Dude, Totalbiscuit has no legacy whatsoever, outside of some "60 fps activist" Steam group. His complaints were beyond normalfag tier. What he fought for - good PC ports - was of course admirable, but he never went beyond FOV sliders and unlocked framerates, when there are so many more important things, mainly a complete disregard for the most simple of optimization techniques that I learned when using fucking GAME MAKER.
Even then, TB hasn't been important in years. What has he done lately, aside from his shitty podcast and endless Heartstone let's plays?
Hell, fucking Jim Sterling is more "influential".
34ed9d No.14843988
On a related subject, will whoever made the TotalBiscuit Squilliam update it to reflect his death? No idea what you'd change but it'd be fitting.
4f79c1 No.14844056
22c602 No.14844059
>>14844038
Getting there. Most of the drawn lines look blurry while everything from the template looks clean and sharp. Other than that, it's decent.
b4a4da No.14844069
>>14843979
>Even then, TB hasn't been important in years. What has he done lately, aside from his shitty podcast and endless Heartstone let's plays?
Get his ass pumped full of poison?
04cdc6 No.14844073
>>14844059
Sharpened the lines a bit. Can't be assed to go fiddle with it anymore, think it's decent enough.
4cef11 No.14844382
>>14843979
Do you think that will stop them?
There's a gravy train of sympathy to be ridden and a little thing like irrelevance won't stop them, heck his death just made him relevant.
2675eb No.14844681
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fb3cdb No.14844757
>>14843899
1 minute of silence at the PC Gaming show, this time it's not because of the host trying to be funny.
06f15d No.14845372
>>14842335
That stuff tastes like medicine. It's sickly sweet.
c40751 No.14845413
>>14842688
Maybe a little something to pop him slightly from the background.
238f8b No.14845549
>>14845545
>not the red pin
8/10
6c9181 No.14845596
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>>14845549
Its the final fusion attack m8 @ 1:35
238f8b No.14845626
>>14845596
But the red one literally weighs him down and makes him slower. Would fit the theme some more if you ask me. Unless you planned adding some final fusion BG.
14e4c7 No.14845645
>>14845626
What is so hard to understand about the squilliam is using the fusion attack? Don't argue. It's perfect.
6e7f76 No.14845974
>>14844681
What if she doesn't poop from there at all so it doesn't smell, and all food that she eats just becomes converted into strawberry icing? I still wouldn't eat it because it'd be warm. And also it would look like poop. And maybe even have a weird texture. But I bet if you stirred it up and packaged it people would buy it from the super market. What do you think?
074837 No.14845993
>>14842335
>not being an absolutist
ed0614 No.14846019
>>14845993
My man. I do have a soft spot for Smirnoff, though.
7f1fcf No.14846030
>>14845413
But that's not faithful to the game
2b87f7 No.14846976
Quick question, is it preferable for Squilliam to be the focus of the image or can he be repositioned in a smaller part of the screen? Polite sage.
bc4ac6 No.14848144
How many of you anons have figured out what the "V" stands for in the new Battlefield? My work so far
637f1f No.14848158
>>14848144
vagina, duh
in reality it's probably 5 as in WWII, but they're so retarded at throwing everything in one pot they used a roman numeral simply because second world war uses it sometimes
20e5a5 No.14848180
ed0614 No.14850324
>>14844757
He won't even have that, probably.
53b34b No.14850346
c3ccf0 No.14850443
>>14848144
pretty good.
Will she be new waifu material like Sara Ryder from Mass Effect: Andromeda? I can almost see her having a romantic relationship with an autistic girl like Sara Ryder or actually Sara Ryder herself.
With Total Biscuits death, can we expect some nods or a tribute to him at E3? He's not as big as Iwata or culturally relevant that they wore pins for it like that gay club shooting. It's recent or will they ignore him because of his former associations.
d7801b No.14850558
>>14850443
>some nods
I'm betting one eceleb/company rep will do an awkward "moment of silence", then immediately move on to shilling the next AAA title
3bf0bc No.14850563
>>14850443
Hopefully they'll all wear tophats in solidarity like when that gay nightclub got shot up.
3e3c1f No.14850669
havent been following the vidya news too much. been too busy with stocks and managing my munnys (cant fucking figure out WHERE to put anything longterm right now. equities are FUCKED). is there anything even remotely worth looking forward to this E3 season? i mean, i cant remember the last time i was excited for E3, but there has to be at least ONE good game coming out, right?
c86222 No.14850673
1a1d5f No.14850684
597971 No.14850807
bc4ac6 No.14850816
How the fuck does the other anon shade so well? One last update before I sleep. Any comments?
d7801b No.14850835
>>14850563
those /pol/ nightclub happening threads were comfy
f267f5 No.14850838
Is there anything worth a hype other than Star Field? Also, will Todd still be handsome this year?
9a0257 No.14850877
>>14850838
CDPR and anything related to CBP2077
f267f5 No.14850896
>>14850877
Cyberpunk is gay, I'd rather not.
9a0257 No.14850911
70b734 No.14850921
>>14841047
Fuck off, Swami
d6564f No.14850933
>>14843521
>tfw nice office job that let me have all the E3 days off just because I asked a month in advance
34dec1 No.14850965
>>14842220
>miss most conferences
>still able to catch The Return of Todd and Shitposter Digital
T-Thanks
53c719 No.14851123
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>>14837961
>I just want Sam to leave on a good note
Chaos Theory was the end. Nothing happened after that.
>>14841047
>Sam sucks.
Kill yourself.
>Also, imgaine Hitman game with female protag..
Really, really fucking kill yourself.
>>14839410
>Anything from Kojima is shit and it get the worst fanboyism from the internet worked up
Fixed
6798b1 No.14851200
bc4ac6 No.14855364
Todd demands more squilliams
3f8335 No.14855491
>>14855442
I like battlefield and the pozz makes me really sad.
04156c No.14857346
>>14846019
>>14845993
>having shit taste in vodka
If it's not Finish throw it in the trash
1e76e9 No.14857655
>>14857346
I only trust the polaks
6ac7f5 No.14857706
>>14857346
The only thing good about smirnoff is the fact they call bolsheviks bolsheviks on the back instead of labeling them as (((Russians)))
52ff94 No.14857735
>>14850838
>will Todd still be handsome this year?
4da45d No.14857794
>>14845567
This is wonderful
>>14842910
Thanks, anon
>>14850816
your artistry is wasted on something so unanticipated
8cb5f3 No.14857994
>>14841974
late to the party but that was pretty good
c5a88a No.14858625
>>14855442
YouTube counts dislikes the same as a like. All this is doing is getting the ad seen by more people. You've fallen right into their hands.
c55984 No.14858683
2457dc No.14859071
Nobody was doing it so i did it myself. I edited in the times of the various conferences.
e31bb4 No.14860945
>>14859071
>Anthem
Oh god, I forgot about that.
f4ee74 No.14861036
bf5612 No.14861072
>>14858625
No one cares faggot, we're here to scare them and hopefully make EA realize that no one even likes niggers and womyn in their vidya
3bf0bc No.14861160
>>14860945
Hopefully it ends up more of a requiem.
58d08f No.14861279
some predictions for future use:
someone will attempt to shoot up E3 it will be pinned on a white guy in his 30's
total asscancer tribute at the pc gamer show
bc4ac6 No.14861868
Fuck me this is taking so long
1ba48f No.14861961
Will that be long enough for TotalBiscuit to recover?
33cb89 No.14862020
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14861279
>total asscancer tribute at the pc gamer show
I can't fucking wait, but nothing will beat the Intel representative though, most faggots here don't watch that trainwreck, but goddamn, the guy felt like most soulless husk I have ever seen, he fucking DEMANDED applause after shilling Esports.
Skip to 30:30 and see what I mean
66bd89 No.14862055
>>14861868
And you fucked it up. She doesn't have the gay ass blue makeup.
Good job so far though, autist
39518a No.14862063
I can already feel the cancer!
bc4ac6 No.14862100
>>14862055 (checked)
I'm not sure how to add it without it looking trash
52ff94 No.14862433
>>14862100
>>14861868
Yeah it isn't easy with the angle of the face and the size of the nose. The other side is completely out of the viewer's perspective.
6686e1 No.14862464
>>14838074
Hopefully, let Bethesda burn more bridges.
b221ee No.14862685
How many more Squilliams are needed?
cfff22 No.14863401
c61931 No.14863776
Will Todd be banned from E3 due to sexual harassment allegations?
>>14838074
Non-BGS devs are too lazy to make an engine that supports mods, so I think that's very unlikely.
bc4ac6 No.14863844
>>14862685
Make as many as you can nigga
a455d9 No.14863873
>>14839206
Why am I not surprised.
152621 No.14863894
>>14842270
Make it look as if he's falling off of the little balcony towards the dumpster, the scene from LSL1
>>14845545
>no news of TWEWY but those horrible KH models and a mobile rerelease
This hurts on a physical, mental and metaphysical level. I think past me just suffered retroactively.
Oh yeah also where's the exploitable, I wanna make one too.
7e7344 No.14863899
bc4ac6 No.14863947
>>14863894
I might try to make an edit like you describe a bit later
49c13a No.14864038
>>14838781
>tfw you attempt to guilt people for "desecrating" your holocaust memorial but end up showing how easy it is to doctor holocaust images henceforth feeding into the holocaust denial narrative
78765e No.14864081
>>14838234
I haven't watched the last E3, but if they're anything like what i saw then i feel like it's safe to say that the "no cheering" squares aren't gonna get filled in since the audience only knows how to clap and scream.
152621 No.14864252
>>14864115
lmao
>>14864038
Why didn't anyone make more of them?
fa16d2 No.14864279
>>14864115
Needs wrappers from processed foods in the bed.
27e1a3 No.14864433
238f8b No.14864728
>>14864716
The thread was just getting good again, jesus Mark.
b4a4da No.14864742
>>14864728
Funny how that gets deleted for being a template thread, while the E3 one is still up. I can't even begin to count how many times he's flip-flopped on these. I'm pretty sure he used to post in them too
238f8b No.14864756
>>14864742
That's because his spine is made of jelly.
He posts in all kinds of threads but he reads next to none of them it seems. But he makes sure to put his trip on to let you know he's there.
b4a4da No.14864779
>>14864756
At least he's not so nofun that he won't participate in gamenights. He really caves in to pressure at the wrong times. in other news, lolchicken dub is coming?
20e5a5 No.14865584
>>14864779
>At least he's not so nofun that he won't participate in gamenights.
Considering how /vg/ came to be you really don't want him trying to participate on gamenights.
7f1fcf No.14865687
>>14864115
>WARNING: LOW FOV
384c43 No.14866195
Does anybody have the report card for E3 2018? I didn't get the chance to save it.
dc35b2 No.14866694
>>14864115
Bretty good, but needs a top hat somewhere to be a bit more obvious.
2ea62f No.14867670
>>14846064
Those Z-fighting textures make it all the better.
70b734 No.14867849
>>14842335
That's Liquer, not Liquor, anon.
fc46c3 No.14870384
For the report card next year, I want your guys opinion if it should be more like either pic 1 or 2?
c61931 No.14870387
>>14870384
The one with the hype meter of course.
fc46c3 No.14870393
>>14870384
Holy fuck, I just realized that the cuckchan dosen't even have square enix on it. The absolute madmen
849785 No.14870399
>>14870384
>Choosing between the sensible design and that ugly ass abomination with a fucking hype meter
I wish I saved that post about why that card is so shit
e24027 No.14870402
>tfw don't play video games or own consoles so can't fill out a card
Why do I still watch this?
4fe8df No.14870404
>>14870365
Any chance to make him fat?
68419c No.14870405
fc46c3 No.14870410
>>14870399
I was the one that made the card and that post your talking about. It feels me with fucking anger that that piece of shit is the official fucking report card for E3 while I spend months working on mine. It seems really petty and it is, but it just makes me feel so empty that people accept mediocrity now, also I'll go into the archive and find the post
3bf0bc No.14870430
>>14870399
My main problem with it is that the horizontal orientation is based on category rather than company, so if you actually read it left to right you'll likely forget the hopes and expectations listed by the time you reach reality for any given column. Also, since the columns are so narrow you'll see things in a column next to it which can kill any sense of of a punchline if you apt to read vertically.
063cf5 No.14870488
If dubs I'll book a plane ticket to E3, hijack the plane and crash it on E3's hall with no survivors, maybe wear a bane mask while doing it.
063cf5 No.14870489
063cf5 No.14870630
>>14864716
>1 and done OP
>made ad nauseum
>even the first few posts of your thread are meta comments, not any content
<It's a conspiracy, I swear
Maybe those threads ate just shit
>I am gathering evidence daily, sending emails to codemonkey
Yes, I'm sure he's filled with joy for being bothered about some daily spergout of some low effort anon.
Jesus man, at least step up your game. Make a GOOD thread, put a little effort into it. Then you'd actually have a case. Not:
>1'nDON OP #1325136841394321
ce394d No.14870992
>>14870410
What does soy even smell like?
bc4ac6 No.14873169
I don't know why I spent so much time on this. Screw working on it any longer. If other anons want to make any additions go ahead
6e69fe No.14873367
>>14864038
This is what I thought immediately, hell I originally thought the point was to demonstrate that the shit is a massive fraud. You gotta love how truth bleeds through kike lies inevitably.
91a002 No.14873474
Made this awhile ago, thought I'd repost.
230f06 No.14873746
Pretty sure someone already dun did this here imagification
ae0e5e No.14873774
b20527 No.14873791
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>>14873474
TANKS FOR STANKS!
>Mandatory
2ea62f No.14873829
>>14870851
>>14870997
>>14873169
Could anyone repost the Viivan one? I missed it and I'm not sure which is the original thread where these got started.
49d0fc No.14874104
>>14838205
Who made 4th pic?
982447 No.14875861
I'm not 100% sure that I'm done with this one.
9a0257 No.14875933
>>14837871
It is now 13 days to E3
ed0614 No.14875943
>>14875933
Hey, anon?
It's 10.
ba5130 No.14875957
eafd65 No.14875970
>>14874104
some artfag in the drawthread. try asking there. you might be able to find him.
9a0257 No.14875981
49d0fc No.14876061
ba5130 No.14876076
>>14876061
I heard a rumor 343I will be porting Reach over into the MCC and they released an update 22 days ago for it
49d0fc No.14876109
490ea1 No.14876167
I made this one for the last E3, but I'm not sure if it ever got in any of the compilation videos.
49d0fc No.14876177
e086e4 No.14876207
>>14875981
Not the conferences though
56f6ac No.14878313
repostan' one I made for a thread over 30 days ago, might make another soon
a60638 No.14878549
d8fb4f No.14878624
>>14873791
>burgers
The one with the stanks was an argie, actually
0ffa02 No.14880638
IS there a Dorf Fort Squilliam?
321ea5 No.14880689
>tfw I made the Aigis Squilliam in the original webm
>All these Squilliams are way higher quality now
3c4bd7 No.14880739
>>14880726
Even if this is made up, it's still pretty likely this is exactly what will be shown.
c55984 No.14880745
>>14880739
Expect MGS3 remake.
e08954 No.14880751
When do companies reveal new games, on the showcase or stage show?
fb3cdb No.14880752
>>14880726
>Kojima plays Death Stranding
fake
3c4bd7 No.14880758
>>14880752
It turns out Death Stranding was just a CGI movie the whole time.
e086e4 No.14880761
>>14880726
>Snake Eater Remake
Please no
34ed9d No.14880769
>>14880726
>Final Fantasy VII Remake Launch Trailer
THEY SAID EPISODE ONE IS COMING OUT IN 2023 AT BEST
LYING NIGGERS
fb3cdb No.14880774
>>14880761
The franchise is dead because of Kojimbo's cult. I would've liked to see Konami build a team and make a new series of Metal Gear games.
6798b1 No.14880788
>>14880726
>Playstation
>Gameplay
Bold statement
0ffa02 No.14880801
0ffa02 No.14881032
>>14864038
>>14873367
Devils Advocate: Doctoring of the quality wasn't possible until recently.
91a002 No.14881239
>>14873474
>>14880713
>mfw I made that too
Being an artfag sometimes has its perks.
f9fc68 No.14881484
>>14880726
>Death Stranding Gameplay
But anon, how do show gameplay for a cg movie?
cfff22 No.14882158
>>14880769
>THEY SAID EPISODE ONE IS COMING OUT IN 2023 AT BEST
>LYING NIGGERS
They joked about getting it out by that anniversary date. That means 2023 is "at worst". My bets on Christmas 2019 if everything is going perfectly and setbacks have been exaggerated, but it's probably gonna be 2021.
1dcdbd No.14884357
>>14880726
>REmake 2 gameplay
Fuck I'm scared. It punches me in a place I can't understand.
209bd2 No.14888967
>>14880726
I could do the same fucking thing on Word and print it out, anon.