/v/ - Video Games

The sad part is that people say it's some shining example of AA gaming as if Ninja Theory doesn't own a massive motion capture studio they rent out to people across the globe while getting checks from the UK government.

One-dimensional, repetitive combat, hard pass.

I'd pipe the main character though.

O. Nobody played the game except you. You are literally the only person dumb enough to buy that game.

>>14831913

>I'd pipe the main character though.

this is now a porn thread, post sensual senua.

if this replaces walking simulators or adventure games im fine with it,

its atleast an improvement

>It's DmC

It's nothing like DmC.

>>14831875

I really liked it, contrarians are fucking gay, I had fun playing it and thought the schitzo main character was kind of novel. It wasn't perfect and was a bit too movie for my tastes but it gave me a few hours of fun so whatever.

It was aight, puzzles were good, combat was enjoyable but not very deep, which I think plays into a short game. Looks nice too and the plot ain't bad as long as you don't have your own head up your ass and thinks its hyper deep.

>>14832105

>that spoiler

I know how you feel. The quality of the board has been declining for a while now. Haven't been interested in the slightest in this game, especially when I found out that the "you will die permanently after dying enough times" turned out to not actually happen. Even still, if it was at a deep discount, I might pick it up to fuck around with it.

>>14832131

Mark deserves nothing less than the gas chamber for his efforts at making this possible. Far as the game goes though it's worth pry five or ten bucks. Not twenty that it went for on (((Steamstein))) just because it's only a maybe ten hour game and it's not that good. The story's fun and the main character's far more likable than you'd think.

>>14832182

Yeah, Mark dropped the ball. I remember back in the early For Honor alpha tests when you could actually talk about a Ubisoft game that wasn't Siege, regardless if the game wasn't great. I feel like a lot of anons on here now just say a game is shit and leave it at that, and any questioning as to why will brand you a shill. And yeah, this game seemed like 10 bucks at most and nothing more. The idea that the main character is actually mentally disturbed seemed interesting (without it being silly/over the top). Not a lot of games really have that as a story gimmick.

>>14831875

>even before you the fucking game

You were so eager to shit on this game you didn't even bother to elaborate on anything going on in the game.

This is dubs thread tier and I'm sure you'll also stay a (1) and done OP.

>>14832165

She's also mentally unstable which is the entire theme of the game from what I gathered.

Shitting on a game is fine and all, but did anyone play this thing and has anything of actual value to say here?

>>14832243

It has nothing going for gameplay-wise, and /v/ doesn't really like talking about things other than gameplay and cute girls, unless it's shitting on the games, for which they'll happily start talking about themes and plots.

>>14832256

Tell me more

>>14832243

The gameplay is shit. There is nothing to talk about.

>>14832105

>>14832131

>>14832182

>>14832219

Using spoilers to talk like a bunch passive aggressive teenage girls whispering behind somebody's back should be a bannable offense.

>>14832165

So typical /v/ bait then.

>>14832256

>she fucked 10 year old boys

That's pretty fucking hot

>>14832302

Shit, forgot about 3DPD bullshittery

>>14832302

>da joos

its just child actors being thrust into the spotlight without any capacity to understand how to handle fame so the popularity and money has a much greater chance to fuck you up

>>14832316

>I will immediately out myself as a paid shill

>surely you will believe my "rebuttal" of what was said

Uh huh, sure.

>>14832272

You can always talk about why and how the gameplay is shit.

>>14832253

I can't talk for the entirety of /v/, but lately it seems nobody even bothers to engage in conversation anymore.

Anons shit their opinion down others' necks and either leave the thread or shitpost away.

>>14832322

Opinions have always been shat down others' throats harshly. That's just the way things are. "Conversations" are just the result of the other faggot actually caring enough to rebut the shit instead of just taking it in. Rarely does anyone speak politely when criticizing. It's all childish shit flinging.

The good thing is that the good bits are indeed there. When the arguments aren't pure ad hominem and incredibly twisted red herrings, there are good bits of argument when you look past the childish shit flinging.

>>14832316

You've been here how long? And you still presume the Jews are innocent? Are you perhaps a little bit special?

Thanks you /v/ 28 post later and still nothing good nor bad of value was wrote about the game

fuck you

>>14832408

> was wrote

Go back to pajeetland, street poopy boy.

>>14832408

>28 post later and still nothing good nor bad of value was wrote about the game

which is more then you can say for the game itself.

>>14832408

No one gives a flying fuck about the game, you stupid nonwhite piece of shit. The game is INHERENTLY BAD.

>>14832408

Alright, fine: The game is ultimately flawed for two very obvious reasons. 1. The main combat loop of the game is far too shallow, and it reminds me of that older phone game Infinity Blade without the swiping with your fingers. Because of the shallowness of the combat, the game then has to rely heavily on the puzzle aspects (which I don't know much about) and its story. Since this is /v/, who gives a fuck about the story. 2. The game's hook of permanent death after a number of times dying doesn't actually work or is not even in the game. If it is, then it would probably take a considerable amount of deaths for the permadeath to proc, but with the combat being so basic, any competent player will have absolutely no issue with it.

As for something nice, I will say I appreciate the game's use of directional sound with the character's mental instability. I'm a sucker for interesting sound design, and I wish more games took advantage of it. However, since most games these days are made for consoles, you're just going to be using TV audio, which rarely ever takes advantage of surround sound.

Now we can kill this thread because there's nothing else to talk about.

>>14832165

>Oi bruv ya betta bin that knife

>>14832302

She looks like a jew before hand, and everyone knows their "artistic displays" are always bizarre like that

>>14832105

>thought the schitzo main character was kind of novel.

I assume you are too young to have played Dark Corners of the Earth, granted, the gameplay wasn't stellar but voices in your head is nothing new.

My sister really enjoyed it but it seems way too hard at trying to be deep about mental illness rather than being about fun for me.

>>14831875

>watching walkthrough of this on youtube

>looks kinda neat mite b cool

>crazy bitch whispering bullshit in my ear cuts off my train of thought. Its like nails on a chalkboard holy shit this is painful.

>she stops, hope it was a one time thing

>skip ahead to make sure

>it isn't

>close tab and go back to shitposting, vaguely wondering if I actually am autistic just like that shrink said years ago

>completely forget the game existed until now