1dff2f No.14814651
>23 Days Until E3
Our favorite randumb XDDD developer Devolver has just announced their press conference so I updated this report card.
Post squilliams and reports
24ce4e No.14814726
Name 3 objectively good games by Devolver you cant
5c56f1 No.14814729
>>14814726
Name 3 objectively good exclusives for PS4
1dff2f No.14814739
>>14814729
Bloodborne, Bloodborne: The Old Hunters and Bloodborne 2
a1ac0d No.14814753
EEEEE THREE
EGGS DEEE
LOL LOL LOL
153021 No.14814755
>>14814729
>>14814739
Isn't the Shadow of the Colossus remake a ps4 exlusive? also Nier: Automata just because the port is so shit.
da0daa No.14814777
>>14814726
>Name 3 objectively good games by Devolver
>you can't
Your right anon, because Devolver is a publisher not a developer there are no games made by Devolver.
1dff2f No.14814778
>>14814753
Did you forget to sage?
1dff2f No.14814784
>>14814777
I think that was the joke anon
e2ae24 No.14814814
You heard it here first, folks.
c0dcb5 No.14814822
Is there any reason why the template looks like it has coffee stains on it?
153021 No.14814893
Hasn't Funky Fetus been confirmed to have some gameplay footage to be shown this year?
586cff No.14814906
>>14814893
Dare I even ask?
153021 No.14814920
>>14814906
It's a Chinese woman following her purse through the x-ray machine at an airport because she was afraid of losing the money she was keeping inside of it.
ba4623 No.14814934
>>14814651
>more conferences added
>already finished my report card
>have to do it again
fucking hell
267bbc No.14814997
someone give me squilliam template pls
79afa4 No.14815084
>>14814997
The Squilliams must flow.
267bbc No.14815091
384a98 No.14815198
>>14814893
>>14814920
I'm guessing she is uh not alive?
5e5a43 No.14815222
>>14815137
>first person shooters and nothing else
Is this supposed to be bad?
6df157 No.14815237
>>14815137
Well done, better than mine.
f20589 No.14815243
0f0670 No.14815295
Borderlands 3 soon, Randy will hire the just disbanded team of BKP and Burch and make the ultimate video game
f10d61 No.14815329
>>14815295
If it's like Borderlands 1 and has no Burch whatsoever it might be fun with friends
A full character creator would be great too because they haven't had a good character design since that cyborg girl DLC and even that wasn't amazing.
80a15a No.14815345
>>14814893
Is there a story to this?
000000 No.14815387
Every year we do this and every year it gets more disappointing, Fancyson.
cab033 No.14815424
>>14814720
>The actual clip
That's not how I imagined the kid sounding.
d67a07 No.14815433
>>14815424
>he never watched Malcolm in the Middle
aa6558 No.14815507
>>14815387
How long until their audience starts killing themselves live?
4b0efd No.14815597
>>14815507
When they stop paying them to cheer
ee0798 No.14815704
>>14815597
Clearly they haven't been paying enough judging on how silent the audience was last year.
4c83bd No.14815791
>>14815329
>If it's like Borderlands 1 and has no Burch whatsoever it might be fun with friends
Not having Burch is one thing, but knowing how Burch made the plot Borderlands even worse than it was already in B1, I expect the next writer to do the same thing: fill the whole game with dead memes (10 bucks says we'll get Uganda this time), then make most of the characters say they are not heterosexual for some reason and spout unneeded stuff about sexism and diversity, then go the way of Burch and kill Roland again while begging for other people to not kill PoCs in games because diversity.
9a1ba7 No.14815816
4c83bd No.14815849
>>14815816
>Not caring about the greatest comedy show of all time
323be4 No.14815910
>>14814893
That's kinda hot
9665d9 No.14815944
Where we gathering this year?
99eb7d No.14816232
>>14814651
My card again. :^)
161820 No.14816241
>>14814651
>Devolver
>Developer
>>14814726
Bloodborne, Yakuza and….and…. shit
>>14814755
>SotC
Shit remake that changes art design, is less technically impressive and changes nothing.
>Nier
Not exclusive
>Shit port
Already fixed
>>14815424
>Being this new
Jesus Christ
fcd4e7 No.14816243
>>14814651
>>14814726
>developer
They're a publisher.
c8a359 No.14816263
Anyone else making a pillow fort? It's tradition.
323be4 No.14816272
>>14816263
I don't have enough pillows.
c8a359 No.14816284
>>14816272
Don't gotta use pillows anon, just get four tall things and throw a blanket over em, boom. Instant comfy fort.
44e9a5 No.14816361
>>14815433
Because it's a shit show.
323be4 No.14816400
>>14815433
Maybe he watched it dubbed. Here in France we dub all our shows, which is why we're shit at the speaking of the english.
ebae42 No.14816439
>>14816284
I wish BlackBerry nonandroid line wasn't dead and buried
9608ad No.14816452
Ubisoft will release a trailer for watch dogs 3 and judging by the ending of the second, it's going to happen in England. How much you want to bet that the main character is going to be some mystery meat fighting for muzzie rights ?
100e06 No.14816468
>>14815387
>Every year we do this and every year it gets more disappointing
>>14815507
>How long until their audience starts killing themselves live?
How long until Ren delivers?
9665d9 No.14816475
>>14816468
Ren would have to take out high value targets, but it's mostly replaceable PR shills at E3.
deebfb No.14816492
>>14816475
It's not who he kills, it's the message that someone is willing to kill the worthless cunts. Though if I were to do it I'd be screaming arabic the entire time.
0ef0ae No.14816495
>>14816468
Ren won't do it. He's a fucking pussy. A mass shooting and bombing at E3 is nothing but a pipe dream at this point.
If you're religious, keep praying that the infidels/Godless sodomites of the video game industry and all of silicon valley (since the industries are 99% leftist) have their crimes exposed and are charged and arrested. Keep praying for the crash of those industries and for their swamps to be drained. If not all of silicon valley, then at least the video game industry for their cultural marxism and communism.
9665d9 No.14816497
>>14816492
And then they'd blame it on "toxic masculinity" or some other scape goat so they have more excuses to fuck their customers in the ass.
0ef0ae No.14816504
>>14816492
What's the point of killing if you kill worthless targets and not high value targets who are responsible for the industry's degeneracy? All that will do is bring more security to the high value targets.
If you kill low value targets then get killed, you'll be a laughing stock like that Arab bitch who couldn't fucking do a mass shooting properly at Google.
ba0359 No.14816515
>>14816497
Dead men can't blame white men.
deebfb No.14816519
>>14816497
>>14816504
Hence the screaming in arabic but I get your point. Furthermore wouldn't the toxic masculinity be seen as a haram/voboten? Hopefully this would cause videogames to be non-mainstream again. One can only hope.
ee0798 No.14816528
0ef0ae No.14816530
>>14816519
>Scream in arabic.
You do realize the liberal media will massively play up the headline "racist misogynistic white shooter screams in arabic to frame poor innocent muslims!" card. That would spread like wild fire.
Unless you have an actual Muslim shooter, it ain't going to work.
For now, study floor plans, where booths might be located, time of conferences, live streams, etc. Make a list, hope you get a group to do multiple shootings to take out multiple targets at once.
44e9a5 No.14816537
>ITT FBI pretending to be anon
deebfb No.14816547
>>14816530
Could play the Iranian angle.
And unfortunately out of the country for an age
>>14816537
/v/ is a board of peace, any and all musings are nothing more than hypothetical.
a489e2 No.14816550
ee0798 No.14816554
>>14816550
I think he means the shitty indie pixelshit games.
a489e2 No.14816555
>>14815222
Yes, yes it is. The first person shooter genre is complete garbage and ruined gaming.
a489e2 No.14816558
>>14816554
Those are also on PS4 and XBOX, so he's a faggot either way.
0ef0ae No.14816561
>>14815137
Shouldn't Bethesda be more Skyrim and Fallout 4 ports and nothing else?
>>14815222
Yes, like what >>14816555 said
0ef0ae No.14816563
>>14816550
Mate, I'm mainly a PC gamer, but you can't ignore the fact that PC gaming because cringe and soy-ish. It's just a reflection on the entire fucking industry.
8647de No.14816571
>>14816550
>defending the shit-tier PC gaming shilling shows at E3
0bb1ac No.14816575
>>14816241
>Already fixed
Are you talking about the mod?
deebfb No.14816588
>>14816563
>PC gaming
>soy/cringe
You're blaming the symptoms instead of the disease.
MUNDANES.
and jews
0ef0ae No.14816589
>>14816583
Kek. Makes me glad I don't have to buy a new computer anymore, since most of the new games are fucking shit.
fcd4e7 No.14816593
>>14816583
Why is Razer so popular with these types>
0ef0ae No.14816596
>>14816588
Hitler dubs confirms (((them))).
>>14816593
Mass marketing and having a head start on making "PC gaming specialist shit" that breaks down. They started in like 1999 with the Boomslang.
9e24ab No.14816599
>>14816593
>>14816583
Because those are the products promoted by (((their favorite Youtube personalities))). It's why Blue Snowballs got popular too, despite being quite mediocre for the price.
586cff No.14816625
>>14816583
Makes me fucking sick. All non-white, by the way.
0ef0ae No.14816629
>>14816625
I had to look closer to spot the jew amongst the beaner and sand nigger. Thanks for that Christ-Chan.
27a78a No.14816640
>>14814893
No Seriously, what am I even looking at here?
586cff No.14816649
>>14816640
I'd like to see the non-xray pictures. Her head looks deformed and not just simply squashed.
4b34a6 No.14816659
File: 34c818040bdad74⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.67 KB, 756x1003, 756:1003, don't open until christmas.jpg)
>>14816583
Even with all these faggots consoles still have a worse demographic, besides being objectively more kiked
4c83bd No.14816661
>Still no aras in gaming event this E3
What a shame.
4c83bd No.14816667
>>14816663
I hope anon actually delivers and post vids, but it'll never because E3 can't be good.
7ed026 No.14816674
>>14816583
>howtoensureyourkidsgrowupintospoiledlittleshitsthatareadetrimenttotheirnationandpeople.jpg
321a3f No.14816683
Somebody leaked that Forza Horizon 4 is going to be set in HK. I know it's Microshit but it's a very comfy series. http://archive.is/vYg8x
fcd4e7 No.14816692
9665d9 No.14816694
>>14816667
You really think some shit breath skeleton faggot is gonna pay money and fly to my house so he can suck my dick and give me some disease? Nobody wants that.
fcd4e7 No.14816708
>>14816667
He's probably just an obese gay ERPer.
fcd4e7 No.14816724
>>14816712
Furries exist in every community, though.
586cff No.14816734
>>14816724
For the record, I've never seen a furry-weeb.
586cff No.14816741
>>14816737
Bada bing bada boom. One more reason why the Japanese gaming industry is superior.
fcd4e7 No.14816743
>>14816734
How? There's a lot of them.
4c83bd No.14816770
>>14816694
>You really think some shit breath skeleton faggot is gonna pay money and fly to my house so he can suck my dick and give me some disease? Nobody wants that.
I don't think you understand the dangers of autistic faggotry.
401072 No.14816777
>>14816717
How the fuck did this faggot get through law school?
161820 No.14816784
>>14816712
>Furries
PC is the objectively superior platform, no matter how much you squeal
4c83bd No.14816806
>>14816777
"You think he can graduate from this school without kissing my cock?"
161820 No.14816821
>>14816806
"But I poop from there"
94c7bd No.14816857
>>14816663
fixed it to align with the template
9e24ab No.14816879
>>14816857
Fixed the text on the shirt.
little details like that really piss me off.
94c7bd No.14816889
>>14816879
t-thanks didn't even notice
585f31 No.14816898
>>14816784
>maximum damage control
6aac03 No.14816955
>>14816550
PC is more soy than nintendo
161820 No.14816961
>>14816898
>Damage control
For what company?
327ff5 No.14816963
>>14816879
Is there actually a full version of picture of that wii-fit trainer?
01575a No.14817016
>>14814726
All the games they've published, you lose
94c7bd No.14817026
>>14816991
>>14816879
annnd this is my inferior version since some anon complained i shouldn't be getting help with my squilliam
>>14816963
this is the original
327ff5 No.14817031
>>14817026
I meant a full-body one. Guess not.
94c7bd No.14817041
c09141 No.14817050
>Obsessing over avatarfags
Truly, /v/ was the real homo all along.
44e9a5 No.14817135
>>14816649
I'm pretty sure that's just her hair, dude.
2a8e9f No.14817177
Do you think we will get a new Animal Crossing game anons
401072 No.14817210
>>14817177 (checked)
probably
90e788 No.14817231
>>14817050
Wait, vee is gay? HOLY DICKS WHAT A SCOOP
ba225d No.14817270
Bingo anon here
I tried my best to avoid all the leaks making this, hope you all like it.
9665d9 No.14817297
>>14817231
Last time I checked I didn't have AIDS, faggot.
44e9a5 No.14817306
>>14817297
>needing to get checked for AIDS
Spotted the degenerate.
aa6558 No.14817310
>Still no Kazuhira Squilliam
NIGGERS!
I've seen some absolute mad god-tier squilliams made by clearly skilled drawfags. Sit your asses down and make a Kaz edit along with the body he lost, the vidya he lost. It won't stop hurting
99eb7d No.14817321
>>14817270
>Skull and Bones is an ARRR-RATED ADVENTURE
heh
9665d9 No.14817329
>>14817306
You wouldn't get checked because you're a fucking filthy degen who catches every poz load disease he can.
e98fe6 No.14817334
Someone stole my singular idea for a Squilliam and I feel creatively bankrupt since. I suppose I'm right in the state of mind for E3 presently then.
94c7bd No.14817513
>>14817270
is this the updated version of this?
100e06 No.14817542
>>14816991
Updated.
>>14817031
>I meant a full-body one
>>14817041
>make one
Done.
fcd4e7 No.14817571
>>14817542
why's her head so weird
948844 No.14817575
>>14817542
shadman-tier garbage
ba225d No.14817610
3b1fc8 No.14817620
>>14817542
Nice.
>>14817575
>Shadman-tier
<no glasses-requiring chromatic abberation
<no piercings up the ass
It's a bit awkward, sure, but c'mon.
Might be better if she was standing while clenching her thighs around the Wiimote.
100e06 No.14817623
>>14817571
To mimic the proportions of the template which has a big head.
100e06 No.14817630
>>14817571
>>14817623
The enlarged head kind of makes her look like a loli since that's one of the features nips exaggerate in lolicon art.
0d4b25 No.14817631
>>14815084
Requesting Beard squilliam preferrably with a nuclear explosion in the background since I can't draw for shit
c461dd No.14817634
>>14817630
Squilliam is a loli :^)
100e06 No.14817646
>>14817634
That's a thing.
0d4b25 No.14817648
>>14817270
Now this is some top notch quality
c461dd No.14817653
>>14817646
Is this child pornography?
e98fe6 No.14817681
>>14817542
How many marbles do you feel inside the box?
9e24ab No.14817686
>>14817681
Speaking of that, is there any good porn using the joycon HD rumble yet?
153021 No.14817688
>>14817678
Also there's a type in the fourth row, third column square. "Fortnite" is missing a "t"
7c6630 No.14817689
UPLOAD EVERYTHING ON THE BOORU
http://www.8-booru.booru.org/
>>14817620
Doubling down on the spoiler. That would be fucking awesome too.
f4ca3b No.14817695
I'm looking for a decent Turn Based Tactics game to play while I have memE3 playing the background. Is Hard West any good?
7c6630 No.14817696
>>14817689
This was meant for the drawthread, excuse me.
e98fe6 No.14817699
>>14817686
Oh, such sights I have to show you. Miles and piles upon soggy cardboard.
d832ad No.14817716
>tfw you're actually exited for E3, because the shitshow can be mocked alongside your fellow bhutanese shadow puppet enthusiast forum members.
05262b No.14817725
>>14817716
this is the only part of e3 i look forward too anymore. every year theres like 1-2 things i'm mildly interested in that under terrible publishers immediately go to shit by next presentation but i still get the laughs
161820 No.14817730
File: edc30ba008bb60c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.41 MB, 2480x1748, 620:437, __android_21_majin_android….jpg)
>>14817716
>>14817725
The only thing Im looking foward too is passing out drunk at 4am while being depressed for watching the constant raping of the corspe of this hobby
401072 No.14817741
>>14817723
Made me spit my drink out you fuck
9e24ab No.14817754
>>14817716
>be me
>/agdg/fag
>e3 is a shitshow
>more and more people here, as well as all around are relying on indies to pick up the slack
>most indies are absolute shit
>e3 just serves as a reminder that people are relying on you to fix this
>you're too busy procrastinating like a double nigger
>can't even laugh at the cringe without it serving as a reminder that you're contributing to the problem by not working harder
426895 No.14817758
>>14817749
Who?
If this is an older adventure game, I won't have any idea who this is.
05262b No.14817760
>>14817754
>>e3 just serves as a reminder that people are relying on you to fix this
you could make the greatest game on earth but it won't change the fact that casuals dominate the market and nothing but a new hobby for them to take up would change this
564d6f No.14817775
c0dcb5 No.14817777
>>14817754
>you're contributing to the problem by not working harder
The problem is that they're work specifically to make things worse. If nudevelopers did less we'd be better off.
f4ca3b No.14817782
>>14817754
You can do it anon. I believe in you.
153021 No.14817789
>>14817777
those are some nice digits you got there
c5140f No.14817804
>>14816475
Except that's wrong. You usually get a few appearances from the presidents of these companies.
f96541 No.14817812
9e24ab No.14817820
>>14817777
Can't argue with those digits.
>>14817782
Thank you, anon.
>>14817804
>>14816475
Who would be the best target? I know that EA and Ubisoft are insufferable, but would it not be better to target one of the big three?
I think Miyamoto appears during the treehouse things, and I suspect those would have less surveillance than big panels, god knows, though.
Personally, I'd want Aisha Tyler gone, the insufferable sheboon cunt.
who am I kidding, Ren's a pussy.
f4ca3b No.14817826
>>14817820
Gay9 and Aisha Tyler are in my opinion the worst of the bunch.
99eb7d No.14817829
>>14817820
Aisha Tyler wasn't even at last year's E3.
401072 No.14817830
>>14817777
Nice quads my boy.
c0dcb5 No.14817832
>anchoring a thread ~17 hours after it was made
And you were obviously online and banning people in even more obscure threads since then, so the "I didn't see it ;pp" excuse doesn't fly you god damn kike. Quit it with this selective bullshit.
153021 No.14817836
>It's a no fun allowed episode
d7448a No.14817841
>>14817836
>>14817832
It's probably because the other thread is still on page 10
Still, what a fag
f96541 No.14817849
>>14817832
>>14817841
I can lock it if you want.
153021 No.14817861
>>14817849
>acting like an even bigger fag
f4ca3b No.14817862
>>14817849
You can start by locking the gaylord inside of you first.
d7448a No.14817869
>>14817849
The other thread is past autosage so you're going to have to unlock this thread in at most 20 minutes, or you can be an even bigger fag and lock this one and then anon is going to have to make another thread after the other one falls 3 pages down.
So yeah, lock the other one and unlock this one.
426895 No.14817880
>>14817775
I gotta get 'round playing that game one of these days.
fcd4e7 No.14817881
>>14817849
You are such a fucking faggot, Cobalt. You're not as bad as Blue was but you're certainly getting close these days.
161820 No.14817888
f96541 No.14817889
>>14817869
I really don't have to do anything. There are two threads up, the next ones are getting locked until both threads no longer count as duplicates.
7f6ee6 No.14817894
>>14817849
You're starting to act like Blue.
Don't act like Blue.
Nobody liked Blue.
e0e3f7 No.14817905
>>14817881
>>14817894
Sorry for being newfaggy, but who's Blue?
5a5df4 No.14817909
>>14817889
>I really don't have to do anything.
Good plan, should have gone with that.
fcd4e7 No.14817923
>>14817905
A vol we had a long time ago, his moderation was pretty bad but that's not why people hated him, everyone hated him because he was a completely insufferable prick he'd enter threads with his capcode on and act like a sarcastic, smarmy asshole.
153021 No.14817928
>>14817889
>I really don't have to do anything.
Then why do you have that dick in your mouth
161820 No.14817931
>They think Cobalt and Blue are bad
Pewted is worse and Sangria and Azure were 10 times worse than these
44e9a5 No.14817932
>>14817631
Here ya go. Drawing with a mouse is such a pain.
401072 No.14817935
fcd4e7 No.14817936
>>14817931
Do you even remember how bad Blue was? Pewter isn't great but he never derailed threads by defending his poor moderation skills like Blue did on the regular.
Worst vol this board has ever had hands down.
f96541 No.14817938
>>14817923
I just don't like metafags that complain about everything vols do, even when it's perfectly valid rule enforcing.
bc95bd No.14817953
>>14817938
I don't like incompetent vols that think posting about their enforcement activities outside a meta thread is ever a smart idea.
c0dcb5 No.14817960
>>14817938
>seriously trying to play the victim
Jesus, your life is a wreck.
44e9a5 No.14817962
Less fagging about and more Squilliam posting.
f4ca3b No.14817964
fcd4e7 No.14817965
>>14817938
I was a mod of some other sites myself, I understand how you feel. You get people blaming you for everything, you get people telling you you're too strict, people telling you you're too loose, people blaming you for shit other mods did, but you really have to keep that frustration to yourself or you make your users like you even less.
You have to remember that, I've acted like an asshole to users who complained because they didn't like my moderation style and I really regret that. It's a really vicious cycle of you acting like a dick, them liking you less which makes you act like even more of a dick.
a41250 No.14817968
>>14817938
>Perfectly valid
d832ad No.14817978
f96541 No.14817987
>>14817965
I just asked if locking was preferable. I decided it was too much and just bumplocked. E3 threads have been made since last E3 ended, it never stops, there is no need to have two threads at the same time.
5a5df4 No.14818002
>>14817987
>there is no need to have two threads at the same time.
The other thread is past the bump limit (per Rule 6) and the last post is over a day old.
>E3 threads have been made since last E3 ended, it never stops
Do you get how Squilliam threads work?
153021 No.14818009
>>14817987
>I just asked if locking was preferable.
The way you phrased it made it sound like you were just flexing your vol powers and not actually making a conscious effort to improve the board.
6b90b3 No.14818011
>>14817849
Damn it bruh, don't Instigate anons. We'll talk about this later today.
f4ca3b No.14818025
>>14817987
I agree. There's no reason to make a second thread since the first is on autosage, on the 10th page and has had the last post 21 hours ago. Thank you for doing the job you've been put on this earth to do, saving the world from new threads, and then coming in this thread and announcing that you're the vol who bumplocked it. You should have a name or a tripcode or something showing how you aren't some shitty, regular plebian anonymous user like all of us.
9e24ab No.14818075
>>14818025
But anon, think of the possibilities. Instead of two E3 threads, we could have had five Battle Royale threads.
94c7bd No.14818217
>>14817542
well shit anon, you just had to obliterate my attempt
mind fixing the head? it's for…uh, personal use
e98fe6 No.14818231
>>14818011
Mark, cease your existence. You, along with your janitors are cancer. Just go play around on dickhoard and whatnot. None of you are shaped for this caliber of faggot. Take them home, wherever you found them.
e98fe6 No.14818291
This is not a plea, this is a directive from the high council of the lost. Turn over to the least one depending on janitor rules. Prefer one with zero board experience than this lot you have settled with. Anyone, name one matter they have been right about? They may listen to reports, but not take in the thread in question. They have no soul, a zero error malfunction. For all the sideways whinging, which you fall for. What are you? Any of you?
I know the answer: An invasive species.
Do you tend your garden?
c461dd No.14818373
>>14818011
Mark, where's my chiggen nuggies?
79ec3d No.14818482
>>14817631
No background because fuck that took me hours.
fcd4e7 No.14818525
>>14818482
>it's even in the art style
Oh shit that's good
153021 No.14818533
>>14818482
that is a high quality squilliam, good work
a489e2 No.14818985
>>14816561
lol i was actually baiting tbh
ba225d No.14821793
>>14817678
>>14817688
Fixed it up. I'll post it in the next thread. Thanks anons
ee0798 No.14821811
>>14818011
Hope your head gets popped like zit by some heavy industrial equipment. Make it slow.
27a78a No.14822925
>>14817849
>>14817894
>>14817905
Fun Fact: Cobalt is actually a type of color Blue. Really makes your noggin joggin, dont it?
44e9a5 No.14823104
>>14821811
Nice edge, dubsman.
24815f No.14823118
>>14814755
Are you a fucking tard? A remake is inherently not exclusive.
ab7e78 No.14823136
>>14821811
Where is that anime girl form? Buko no hero?
7325b4 No.14823174
bc5fd1 No.14823191
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14823174
Me too.
Jesus it's been like 12 years since I've listened to this thing.
59442b No.14823194
>>14815243
I'm 23 years old and have been a NEET for 4 years
586cff No.14823281
>>14823192
When was this made?
8d34f8 No.14823291
>>14814934
Perfect way to sum up E3
>>14815095
>that Ralph one with furshit
heh
d87fdb No.14823303
Nintendo shows a shitty StarFox racing game and everyone else shows generic open world cinematic bullshit.
>ooh but E3 isn't for people like us, I'm sure they will show the good stuff at TGS!
Every year.
4b70ec No.14823354
>>14823192
>no JC Denton
>no c&c units
>no bane
>no xcom ayys
Fugging gay.
17f318 No.14823363
>>14823192
>no ren
every time. when is that faggot going to nut up?
44e9a5 No.14823396
>>14823363
He's a no-show. Accept it.
ac0ff3 No.14824015
Who else here /hopingforanotherxcom2expansion/
c461dd No.14824783
>>14823354
Well supposedly cuckchan made it.
586cff No.14824820
>>14823299
Why are you going there, anon!? I'm very disappointed in you, you know.
>>14823363
No wonder, it was made on 4ch. They haven't been graced by Ren's presence yet.
26696e No.14824865
>>14824852
leap that wall, if you're so great.
c461dd No.14824866
>>14824852
>I'd like to see you do a better job tha[n] 4chan.
>>>/cuckchan/
586cff No.14824900
>>14824852
then give us a template nigg
d67a07 No.14824933
>We will never have an e3 as good as 2004 ever again
We were all so innocent
1dff2f No.14825334
724daf No.14825391
>>14824933
2010 was great.
I think 2011 was okay too, but I don't clearly remember.
Most of them after that were shit.
ee0798 No.14825413
161820 No.14826550
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>>14823192
>>14823299
>>14824852
>>14824865
>>14824900
>>14825334
All I wanted was a cuckhan free board and now they're the majority
1dff2f No.14826564
>>14826550
Your'e not helping change that image are you
59442b No.14826602
07cc4b No.14826606
>>14826550
And all you're doing is making the place more hospitable for them by posting that gay shit, you fucking homo. In case you haven't noticed, that faggot is extremely popular with normalfag weebs, a group you obviously belong to yourself.
5e24bf No.14826649
>>14826606
Why am I not surprised?
8268cc No.14826656
>>14826550
Not even sweden is this gay.
9e24ab No.14826667
>>14826656
You sure about that?
989ac3 No.14826677
>>14826667
I don't know what's worse the collapse of western civilization or the insanity of the east, but sweden somehow managed both.
9665d9 No.14826756
>>14817804
>Except that's wrong.
Look up the word mostly in a dictionary.
37b0c1 No.14827200
>>14815137
Well, you're not entirely wrong on the Battle Royal part.
Black Ops 4
>No Single Player Campaign
>Only adding in a Battle Royal Mode which is "best and better than everybody else." according to devs
Oh Captain Price, where did things go so wrong?
Rockstar is also shoving BR into Red Dead 2 as well
d53f9a No.14827234
>>14827200
Hmmm
is it just me or did they have a specific source of “inspiration“?
109e76 No.14827265
>>14827234
HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP HERE.
THE WOUNDS WONT HEAL.
327ff5 No.14827308
Repostan from last thread.
5870cd No.14827373
>Hello and thank you. Itths a thrill to be here guyzth. Interactive entertainment is no longer just a hobby. Iths becoming a lifesthyle. At apple we're always thinking about new wayths to bring these experiences to you. That's why I'm proud to announth….
4c83bd No.14827614
>>14827373
>Apple
>TV
>on E3
c3a7bc No.14827655
>>14827373
Apple TV already plays shitty games. This sounds more like them updating their patent than having any new and cancerous to release.
2fa200 No.14827666
>>14823192
Man, Ready Player One looks better than I though.
bd14a5 No.14827674
>>14826550
>pics
literally me tbh
>>14827200
I can't get over the fact that they went with "IIII" instead of IV.
33a75a No.14827777
>>14817051
I didnt expect that
7c6630 No.14827813
>>14827777
And I did not expect you to get quads!
d7448a No.14828063
Mark you fat kike you better allow porn dumps for the intermissions this time
89b0dd No.14828159
will devolver do an actual conference and promote some small devs or do another satirical conference?
80baff No.14828223
>>14828159
Judging by their post on Twitter, it will be another shitpost of a conference.
Aside SS4, is there any other game worth awhile to be announced by Devolver ?
33a75a No.14828238
e1dbda No.14828759
>>14827373
>Apple
>Using actual controllers
61e900 No.14829341
>>14827672
I forgot that site existed
here's another one if you have a folder
5a3434 No.14830040
>>14829645
>23 days
>not realizing that EA's conference is June 9th
>not realizing that E3 is actually in 19 days
>19 days until E3
5a5df4 No.14830060
>>14828223
There's a chance they'll mention something about The Talos Principle 2
819ab4 No.14830180
>>14830060
Decent puzzle game but doesn't really need a sequel. Where would they even go with the story?
5a3434 No.14830219
here's part one of my E3 report card, it's probably shit and has shit opinions but I worked hard on filling it out so at least I'm someone happy.
d7448a No.14830249
>>14830219
>Tiny red font
Not gonna read that shit man
37b0c1 No.14830271
>>14830219
>PC gaming show
>Literally who cares
I know the PC show isn't as big and is just as cringe as everyone else.
But being a strategy game fag I have to ask if they usually announce new strategy games at the show.
I haven't really paid attention to it in previous years, but I do know the best strat games are on PC.
So I would make a guess that they would announce it at the PC games show right?
3616d1 No.14830425
>>14827672
>>14829341
Here's some from my folder.
fe4d41 No.14832143
7807b4 No.14833133
>>14817270
Square anon here, I took the liberty to add Squeenix and PC Gaming show to your version of the bingo, since they were announced so late
fe4d41 No.14833163
8e8c05 No.14833181
>>14824852
And I'd like to see you going back there.
c09141 No.14833240
>Wanna make squiliam
>Already made squiliams of characters I liked
Well shit.
>>14823192
You gotta go back
4c83bd No.14833701
I'm already angry at E3 and it didn't even start yet.
384a98 No.14833709
>>14833133
Can we have a square with this image?
639d5a No.14834047
>>14827308
Where's the beak?
4272a5 No.14834072
>>14827308
Needs beak and fired grappling gun and it would be alright.
ba225d No.14834543
>>14833133
Thanks anon, that's a pretty good addition.
You don't mind me sprucing it up do you?
153021 No.14834573
>>14832143
>bump
>with no contribution to the thread
don't do this
a75e31 No.14835259
>>14834543
Of course not, feel free to do whatever
fe4d41 No.14835282
a41250 No.14836178
https://twitter.com/karthik_iyer14/status/996777703385673730
Some guy on shitter basically leaked the whole thing, I'm not sure what credibility he has but at this point predictions alone are guaranteed to be true
Some highlights:
Battlefield V or whatever is confirmed to be WW2 because fuck you.
Todd once again tries selling you rehashed Skyrim– oh wait I mean Morrowind
Just Cause 4 is coming.
Rumored Nier Automata 2, which I call bullshit on but I can see the greedy JapJews at Enix making and selling for YenShekles.
Heavy Rain 2: Please God not again.
BloodBorne 2: Please God not again.
Borderlands 3.
Fortnite on PS4. :^)
Shenmue 3.
Something about Life Is Strange.
WoW on PS4.
No Mans Game: Something.
Overwatch DLC no.34.
Diablo 4.
and finally:
Death Stranding. (Please God not again. What have I done to make you forsake me.)
Everything I mentioned post Nier (SE) is Sony, so PS4 and Sony is desperately trying to get top spot in video games this generation before it dies.
Half of these give or take will be announced but will come out 3 years later, the other half will come out late 2018 to 19.
Other practically all but confirmed predictions like Cyberniggers 2017 will probably be there but still remain cryptic as a fuck you.
Usually I wouldn't believe that this many series of games are going to have sequels announced in just one E3, especially considering it's not even next gen yet, but considering just how much shilling for E3 various game companies and people have done this year I'm sure 90% of the predictions and things mentioned will be true, and will all be shit.
I wasn't joking about the suicide thing last thread, how will you guys kill yourselves after all this shit is announced?
c09141 No.14836597
>>14824852
I mean, I guess. Not much else to do.
44e9a5 No.14836785
>>14836620
>JUST cause 4
After they messed up the performance on the last one I'm not so excited about it. Hope they learned from their mistake of letting the devteam that worked on 2 work on MadMax instead of 3.
16d3a4 No.14836794
fe4d41 No.14836807
>>14836178
>Believing any leaks
>Especially one with alll that bullshit
Cuckchan tier, kys yourself
>>14836794
>Autosage
Lurk 30 more years newfag
fe4d41 No.14836813
>>14836178
>>14836807
>It's the same bullshit leak that ha a thread just for it a week ago
Go back >>>/cuckchan/
bd14a5 No.14836916
>>14836785
They're working on Rage 2.
61f79f No.14836923
>>14836178
That leak is complete bullshit, but I am fully prepared for SE to milk Nier as far as they can since they've stated they see "brand potential" in Nier now.
4c83bd No.14837411
>>14836916
The main team, or the side team of Avalanche?
Not that I'm really moved about this, but I'm asking.
42b3d8 No.14837895
>>14836178
i fucking knew theyll make a morrowind remake. the skyrim-morrowind mod was scrapped because bethesda hired the modders to do morrowind with skyrim graphics